The FUNNIEST Video Game Cutscenes
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- Coney takes some of the most unusual cutscenes sent by his community and pits them against each other to see which cutscene comes out on top as the funniest.
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Love how he made a wheel champ video as a sequel to a video that wasn't wheel champ
Even with context, the "I'm me he says" cutscene is absolutely fucking hilarious
Yes that kh, half the stuff without context is just funny and confusing, and half of that is still funny even WITH context
I want to like this but it's at the weed number and I don't want to ruin it...
The funniest part about the FF Origin scene is he plays it, lets it play the entire time as they're walking out, then stops it after they leave. He chose to play that song as his badass walk away moment for everyone else to see.
I forgot about that until I played the game recently and it had me in stitches
And people think that game isn’t funny on purpose
@@contextsensitive8484Yeah if that's not self aware I don't know what is
I just hate that they fucking shat and pissed all over FF1 for that game. So infuriating its such a classic lmfao. At least the Dawn of Souls version
The funny thing with that goofy scene is the manga did it a lot better. In the manga a giant pile of boulders falls on Goofy, and later they find out he survived because the rocks fell in a way that it left a perfectly Goofy shaped hole.
Wait there’s a Kingdom Hearts manga wtf
@@busterb2958 Yeah. They did one for different entries. (Specifically, 1, Chain of Memories, 2, 358/2 Days, and 3)
Oh I thought this was a joke.
Yes! and it's actually GOOD.@@busterb2958
Wasn’t it the manga writer (or light novel?) that wrote Days? The one seen as the best story in the series? Makes sense they’d make the goofy scene a million times better with it making more sense why they’d assume he’s dead and using Goofy’s canon cartoony luck.
Nomura really should’ve just gotten an actual writer for the series. Imagine how amazing the series would’ve been if was well written all the way through.
The mystery of Druid ones genuinely made me laugh out loud a couple times. The fact that he no sold that he was eating human meat and then went to slowly take another bite while the dude is dumping exposition on him was hysterical
Whole game is a goldmine tbh, super funny
Learning the ending to KH1 is one of the only video game scenes that ever made Coney cry is like seeing the tragic backstory that led to an antagonist being the way they are in the present
I can't lie I love the Goofy 'death' scene for just how seriously it's treated. Games like Kingdom Hearts or Sonic Adventure 2 that are sincere with their storytelling despite how silly it is when you dissect the scenes, I can't help but respect.
You can always find respect when someone owns up to something.
"Yeah, this is absurd, still goes hard though".
Goofy but sincere games are one of my favorite kinds of games, something about them is so appealing
Honestly, Zero's "what am I fighting for" is hilarious, but it's not beating "I'm me he says"
X7 is also full of amazing garbage
“Why must Reploids fight one another?”
@@monolophosaurus
Look at me. Look at me. I'm king of the mountain!
Gotta be honest I wish more people would bring up the “I’M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU COLONEL HRAAAAAAAAAAGH!” scene more with X4, so much solid cheesy gold in it.
Honestly the KH cutscene is, like neil breen acting
Like, compare "I'm me he says" with "we're different no I'm different" and there's no difference
"Maria!" *looks away while an unrelated explosion happens in the background*
The "I'm me he says" is so viscerally hilarious because responding "no I'm me" is so childish and absurd that it would be the enough in itself for any KH game but no the game has to note that it's a stupid line and comment on it wich is unexpected coming from a KH game.
Honestly to me it’s just ridiculous because Riku clarifies simplistically that he is himself so they must be impossible, and the imposter just goes “lol dumb”
One of my favorites has to be from Sonic the Hedgehog 2006. Silver the Hedgehog is fighting Shadow the Hedgehog. Shadow slows down time with a Chaos Emerald, runs behind him, and roundhouse kicks him in the back of the head before he even realizes what's happening.
Every time i see that cutscene i laugh uncontrollably. First time i saw it i laughed for at least 5 minutes
I love how coney kept getting scared by wild woody
Nobody:
Wild Woody: WWIII-
“The Town With No Name” has some PHENOMENAL cutscenes and some absolutely awful voice acting. The “do you have the time” cutscene is actually phenomenal
AY CARAMBA THAT REALLY HURT
11:03 I’ve never seen this cutscene before and I’m popping off. The way the sword materializes in Mickey’s hand is sick
Some fun trivia about Mickey in KH.
Mickey gets that sword in the KH equivalent to Hell.
In his first appearance in the series, he appears shirtless. To keep continuity with the series in a game that happens to occur at the same time as that first appearance, they show how he lost his shirt (it got destroyed when he was attacked by a monster in the aforementioned Hell).
You can play him in KH2 if you suck at the game, as he sometimes appears as a revival mechanic and is fucking busted.
He can stop time. No bullshit, he has time magic and uses it at least twice.
@@Sassaparillaonly problem with the continuity thing with the shirt
Is that he is wearing different shoes.
They gave us shirtless Mickey 2, just for the sake of shirtless Mickey 2.
@@dustin202 I never said it was perfect, just that they explained what happened to his shirt 💀
Context on Thanos: He sees Ryu's Satsui no Hadou, and gets interested. The party infiltrates Sigma's Lab, and while they build an Infinity Stone-powered cannon to shoot at Ultron-Sigma, he builds a siphoning gauntlet, which he immediately uses on Ryu. He then discards the Stone in his possession as a "pebble".
What the fuck does any of that mean
@@Thomas-ex6tp The plot of Marvel VS Capcom Infinite's story mode has Ultron from the Marvel universe, and Sigma from Mega Man X, using two Infinity Stones to fuse Marvel worlds with Capcom worlds, and fusing themselves to become Ultron-Sigma, with the goal of wiping humanity.
The Infinity Stones are a Marvel thing. Six stones that grant power over certain aspects of existence: Reality, Space, Time, Soul, Mind, and Power.
If I recall, the "Satsui no Hadou" (murderous aura?) is a thing in Street Fighter. It's a dark energy that develops within Ansatsuken practitioners, like Ryu, making them fight without inhibitions, like keeping their opponent alive. For reference, see Akuma, who gave in to it. In MVCI, we see Ryu trying to suppress it while fighting Ultron-Sigma's forces.
The heroes seek the other four Infinity Stones to stand a chance. They release Thanos to help them track the Stones. In a scene, Thanos sees Ryu fighting while trying to contain the Satsui no Hadou, and takes interest in the apparent power boost it gives him.
Nearing the end of the story, the heroes infiltrate Sigma's laboratory, and with Thanos's help, they build a cannon meant to use the energy of the Infinity Stones to defeat Ultron-Sigma. While the cannon is built, Thanos builds himself an energy-draining gauntlet. He then beats up the heroes and uses the gauntlet to drain Ryu's Satsui no Hadou, discards the Stone he's carrying, and leaves.
Man, the final voting being only won by a single vote is crazy.
I personally found the Stranger of Paradise scene to be amazing, it's so out of nowhere and a HUH moment since it's Final Fantasy.
There's more context that makes the FFO scene even funnier, first of all that's the middle of the song, its not like the beginning of the song its like a minute into the song, secondly he turns it off immediately after he's out of earshot. He had that song prepped in the middle of it to walk away to look cool, bro planned that whole thing with a theme song and everything.
I'm surprised the Mickey "Door to Darkness" scene, Megaman X4's "What am i fighting for" and the Symphony of the Night "Die monster" scenes didn't make it.
The SOTN scene really is too godlike
you should have had woody beside toy sora roasting an organization member for taking over buzz's mind from kingdom 3 that cutscene is a classic
Honestly 3 has so many. Vanitas getting thrown through the door, Goofy yelling “Donald don’t” before the duck kills himself using the most powerful spell in Final Fantasy history
you could probably do numerous entire tournaments with just Yakuza cutscenes, that series is a goldmine
As someone who caught this stream live there were like 4 Yakuza cutscenes submitted and coney hated all of them except for the one that made it into the video
Same with Kingdom Hearts lmao
@@bobjones9385which video?
5:12 I can assure you coney kiryu is just that strong
happy to know the kiryu clip made it to quarters finals
There was not a force on this planet that could stop teenage me from wrecking shop throughout the entire rest of that level when I thought fuckin' Goofy died saving Mickey.
27:20
You’re forgetting one more very basic thing:
SPACE!
👍👍
18:43 coney saying “he kinda ate” is exactly what I needed today. Slay coney!
I love that we are finally at a point that people don’t just hate on Kingdom Hearts constantly, and they can actually find enjoyment in the cutscenes. It’s a hilarious franchise
I'm honestly a little sad the scene where Vanitas gets thrown into a door in KH3 didn't get nominated. It perfectly encapsulates the tone of the series.
@@pedreiva there’s so many. My personal fave is goofy yelling, ‘Donald, don’t!!!’ Before Donald pulls off the the strongest spell in FF history lmao. Also just anything with the goofy Japanese VA
@@Xionize No Woody roasting Xehanort either.
Personally, I'm a huge fan of "who're you?" "I'm all that's left, or maybe I'm all there ever was" "I meant your name".
@@alphaamigo9688 That's a pretty good one. I also like "Darkness within darkness awaits you."
I straight up yelled "YES!" when the Command & Conquer cutscene was in there (the Tim Curry one)
I'm a HUGE C&C fan
Let's be real. Any villain is immediately made cooler by having access to the Satsui No Hado.
What would the Hadou even do to Thanos? Make him slightly grouchier?
New villain: And then once I take over this government from without the world will be under my control!
Old villain: but when are you planning to attain the Satsui no Hado?
I think the "I'm Me" is the funniest one because with only three simple lines it perfectly encapsulates the entirety of every kingdom hearts product ever.
3:36 The thing about "That's the Tony Hawk sound effect!" is that some sound effects genuinely are just either royalty free or from sound libraries. Deadly premonition with its already bad sound library has a sound effect for I think it's when you kill an enemy through a headshot or when your kill spawns an item reward and quite a few TEMU ads use the same sound effect, just pitched up.
As a KH fan, both how stupid the writing can get and how genuine the delivery is makes it the perfect cocktail of emotions. Out of context it's hilarious, but some scenes do hit harder in context. It's one of the things I love about the series, how despite its utter stupidity you do end up feeling a lot of emotion anyways.
12:40 This is the funniest one to me. How the heck did it lose in the first round?
Blame Wild Woody
I love that DMC clip so much. it epitomizes Capcom of that era to me, unintentionally hilarious and very memorable. I sometimes wish we could go back to the age where video games stories and cutscenes were unintentionally janky and hilarious.
I feel like that scene would’ve gotten further if it was the original PS2 version. If you haven’t seen it the PS2 version has insane motion blur, like literally cant make out anything even remotely resembling a human levels of motion blur. For some reason that got removed in the HD collection along with a bunch of other visual effects (for example: the final boss of DMC1 has an attack that’s straight up invisible in the PS3 version).
23:20 “entire bloodline” Harada said he has 18-25 bastards worldwide
still, to this day, people don't get that Tidus from Final Fantasy X was forcing his laughter because they're in the middle of a crisis.
Well when it's taken out of context of the actual scene and cut down to just the laugh itself, that's unfortunately going to happen. So anyone who never played FFX get shown that clip and think that the acting is terrible, because they get zero context for anything else.
My favorite cutscene is in pikmin 3 when Louie runs away with your juice and explodes a massive bomb just off screen
I can't believe nobody submitted the mgs bisexual vamp cutscene
The heavy rain shaun glitch better be in here
For some reason I get really scared that Coney got cancelled when he doesn't upload for a week since he's a content machine
all he said was that he was worried bro damn
Coney is uncancellable. Look up his cracker barrel clip to get what I mean.
I’m going to cancel coney only to confirm your fears
Making a checkpoint here (ignore me)
@@kaiboyd494 ?
Finding out that the Time Crisis cutscene was in the poll but wasn't even brought up in the edited video even when it made it to Round 2 and likely made it there because its the protagonist just punching the boss and leaving is truly a mixed feelings moment
Its so funny how the dude just. Is told that its human.
*Keeps chewing*
*takes another bite*
Like my mans mustve skipped lunch or something cause he did NOT care lmaooo
You could tell he could not care less about everything going on.
"Well, I've already had some..."
"Hell, that's some pretty good Human right there."
My favorite part of any Coney video is at the end when he's like "watch, the buttons light up" in to a volley of like & subscribes only for the buttons to not light up in the slightest. Very good dramatic irony
if i had a nickel for everytime wild woody comes close to sweeping a coney poll, i’d have two nickels.
This and Cine2Nerdle DESPERATELY need follow-up videos. If chat had time, this video could be one of Coney's best
My favorite cutscene bugs are the ones where the character models are in the cutscene but the environment and enemy AI is still active. That Red Dead cutscene was playing, but an explosion happened in the gameplay loop mid-cutscene, blowing a couple of a character’s limbs clean off, and it just KEPT GOING.
I didn't know I needed Wild Woody Jumpscares in my life
I'd personally say that the Twisted Metal lost ending for spectre belongs here. Aside from that, probably that one MK cutscene where the sub zero (I think) and another guy are transported to another place with the long scream, as well as 'My name's not Shane, kid."
"I'm me, he says" is just fantastic. It's the deadpan delivery, the sentence structure that sounds like a book, it's just... Simply amazing
Basically any cutscene from a shovelware game called “Future Tactics: The Uprising” would be a potential contender for this.
still can't believe goofy got hit in the head with a rock Tom and Jerry-style and slid backwards into a wall and everyone playing the game thought "yep. he's fuckin dead." they killed off the slapstick comedy character in the most slapstick comedy way possible, i'm shocked that when goofy comes back he doesn't have a comically tall bump on his head directly beneath his hat
17:17 I don’t think either of them know how Russian Roulette works
Can’t wait for wheel champ themes to now be turned into bracket videos like these, genuinely love this kind of stuff. The video game music bracket was amazing, and this is just as good!
If sephiroth doesn’t do the flip in the new game I’m gonna be pissed
the hotel mario cutscene where mario says all toasters toast toast is a classic for me :)
I fully cackled when Wild Woody screamed for the first time
The best video game cutscene is the Sonic adventure:
“Watch out your gonna crash! AH!”
It’s so funny to hear Coney admit that he cried at the end of Kingdom Hearts when he was so against Sora being in Smash
The fact that Coney has continually tried the like the video light and it still hasn't worked is very funny
It's never going to work and that makes it so much funnier.
19:13 IDK if anybody has pointed this out, but the materia Sephiroth throws at the player is the Destruct materia.
I take this to imply he's telling Cloud to destroy himself.
“I do know hurt”
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts 3
I am Darkness
-Vanitas Kingdom Hearts 3
"Kairi's inside me?"
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts
“That’s…nuts!”
-Sora, one of the KH games idk
"Mickey, it's riku, they put bugs inside him!"
- Kingdom hearts Re Coded
@@TheDukeofCheese12KH 2 I'm pretty sure
Screw you Coney, I'm listening to you on a forklift
We need more Coney brackets! This and the bad video game music vid are some of the funniest I've seen on the channel
The best part of the killer 7 clip is them asking what happens if they lose Russian roulette as if they wouldn’t be dead… and then the other guy continues with “I want you to kill the president”
My favourite cutscene is from a game called the town with no name where you choose to leave the town instead of exploring it but the cutscene is the weirdest thing ever.
I’m shocked no one submitted any LEGO Star Wars cutscenes
The fact that DmC F-you isn't even mentioned here is a war crime. Funniest cutscene of all time and it's not close.
The funniest part of that cutscene is that it’s literally the only good part of that entire games story, it is the only scene where Donte has any kind of personality or character that doesn’t make me want to just turn the game off instantly, it is only part of the game where he isn’t absolutely insufferable. The only other good parts of that games story are unintentionally funny such as the infamous sniper rifle abortion.
16:32 I knew Tim Curry would have to be here
Y'know the crazy part. That's not even the most absurd moment in a Command & Conquer cutscene.
as a massive KH fan for as long as i can remember, i have 2 things to say about this
The Mickey Mouse cutscene genuinely gives me chills and gets me hyped because of the music and because of what comes after (if you've ever heard of the 1000 heartless battle, that's right after this and i ALWAYS keep a save file there so i can do it whenever i want to)
and for "I'm me he says", kingdom hearts out of context is absolutely hysterical. "Say fellas, did somebody mention the door to darkness" is another classic
Speaking of KH out of context being hilarious, look up Yeetus Vanitas and "Who else will i have ice cream with"
And the winner is, every kingdom hearts cutscene!
I really hope the YOOP is here.
Edit: 13:20 Oh yeah, it's here.
Also, let it be known that steamboat Willie only has a violence of 7, actually.
if you know anything about Yakuza, you'll know that Kiryu just effortlessly shattering a statue with his bare fist is not even close to the craziest thing he's done
Honestly, out of Kingdom Hearts clips, that is a good and funny one.
Although I personally (as for as KH cutscenes go) that one falls second compared to Sully from Monster's Inc throwing Vanitas through a door and then chaining throwing doors through doors is just absolutely fun.
You could put all of a town with no name in here, but the bartender scene is the most iconic.
I see Coney has caught on to what made the bad video game music video so successful
the bracket format
The yakuza 0 and kiwami cutscenes are great considering its supposed to be a serious crime drama
it is but it's also not and that's why yakuza is beautiful
I can't believe this didn't have the infamous "I found you, faker" cutscene from sonic adventure 2
I know NBA players are not voice actors, but I feel like those guys did one take and left
If AI replaced them, we wouldn't have comedy gold
Left? They definitely didnt even bother going to the studio. An intern held the phone next to them while they read through the script
Chat had a funny one they mentioned, that being the Megaman X “WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOooooooooOrrrrrrrrr?” Scene with Zero and Iris
Surprised to see NO Xenoblade 2 here, that game's cutscenes had some accidental comedy gold...
“I ate her.”
Spiderman failed QTEs are the funniest cutscenes in any video game
I’m curious what coney would’ve thought about the killer7 ulmeyda cutscene
I can't believe no one posted the Sonic Adventure 2 "Faker" cutscene.
glad to teach the people about Thanos Hadouken
The FF origins cutscene is the best for me. jack is such an amazing awful character. Also hilarious to me that in their other similar recent games, team ninja plays every cutscene straight and lore dumps convoluted shit on you that is basically only enjoyable at all if you know the actual history of the time periods in the game. Then the game where people actually care about the lore they make Jack the main character who just tries to skip all the cutscenes.
What I’ve learn from this is that Square enix makes the funniest games every made
Square utterly dominating this tournament.
I CANNOT believe Megaman X4 “what am I fighting for” wasn’t on here
It coming down to FF vs KH just makes so much sense.
The frame perfect wild woody jumpscare 💀
Haven't seen yet, but the "I'm an optimist, but I'm also a realist; Sonic is gone"-scene HAS to be on this
If there's not a single SotN cutscene, I'm gonna be upset. Not the well-known ones obviously, something along the lines of when Alucard first meets Death or the Succubus or the Ferryman
Nah i popped tf off when goofy died because he was the main problem in my party 11:23
Missed opportunity to have that goofy silver vs shadow fight cutscene from sonic 06 where shadow slows time and kick silver in the back of the head and then just stand there looking at him.
The "A Bomb" scene from Deus Ex is really good, but look up the "What a rotten way to die" scene. Probably one of my favorites all time.
*lip smack*
every yakuza cutscene should be on here
28:17 The best part about this cutscene is that the second Riku was correct in saying "No, I'm me." The first Riku that speaks if I remember correct is a past version of him that was brought to the future, meaning that never went down the route the second Riku went in. So technically they ARE different people
Sorry, that's basically his clone who was having an existential crisis at the time. The scene after you beat him in that fight is mentioned in the ESRB description too. "One cutscene depicts a clone who talks about his impending death as he slowly disintegrates." And it's a nice contrast to the previous scene which is funny out of context (and honestly, the delivery makes it funny even in context) where riku starts reassuring his replica as he dies. Man, I fucking love kingdom hearts and how earnest it is.
There's a real lack of "What am i fighting fooooooorrrrrr?!?!?!"
My personal favorite has to be Thanos learning the satsui no hado
“Say, fellas. Did someone mention the door to darkness?”
"I'm sorry sir but it will upset-"
Kiryu: "ALL AROUND THE WOOORLD- (4:44)"
how nobody sujested the ending of that fvm game "the town with no name" where the main guy just gets back into the train and the train just fks off to space i yeh
Snake getting shot is easily the funniest one don't @ me