Best of Karl Pilkington - Part 7 (Being a Slug, Beetle & Wasp)

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    From The Ricky Gervais show, short clips showing the best of Karl Pilkington. Buy the DVD at www.amazon.co.uk/The-Ricky-Ger...

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  • @fjoo
    @fjoo 10 лет назад +596

    Best person to play "what if" games with, ever.

    • @bruce000000070000000
      @bruce000000070000000 3 года назад +2

      It would be too frustrating because he doesn’t like using his imagination

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 3 года назад +4

      @@bruce000000070000000
      That’s what would make it fun

    • @bruce000000070000000
      @bruce000000070000000 3 года назад +1

      @@themysteriouscatperson9483 You’d think that, but there’s a reason Ricky is audibly frustrated and insults him most of the time: after a while it can get boring

  • @Logics4D
    @Logics4D 11 лет назад +500

    "impossible, i'd just chuck myself into the salt pot or something" LOL

    • @kevanbrown7620
      @kevanbrown7620 3 года назад +7

      That was hilarious, "I would throw myself into the salt pot" incredible 😃

  • @GeneralCane
    @GeneralCane 4 года назад +148

    "A slug is always on it's own. It's a lonely insect."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @xwillex
    @xwillex 12 лет назад +223

    I love the way Karl talks. Sooths me down.

  • @nik1128
    @nik1128 4 года назад +186

    I love how seriously he takes everything lol

  • @Growmetheus
    @Growmetheus 4 года назад +163

    3:16 “theres no point gettin down about it, im already stuck as a beetle.”
    I wish everyone could be this go with the flow

    • @bremensims6086
      @bremensims6086 3 года назад +2

      I respectfully disagree

    • @kevanbrown7620
      @kevanbrown7620 3 года назад +2

      "I would just throw myself into the salt pot" absolutely hilarious, naturally, he doesn't try to be funny which makes it even more hilarious.

  • @formative3d274
    @formative3d274 7 лет назад +100

    He's got an answer for everything lol.

  • @doabmbieber
    @doabmbieber 11 лет назад +54

    I love the way Karl says 'Alright' at the beginning.

  • @Samurai78420
    @Samurai78420 10 месяцев назад +9

    I understand that this may seem kinda pathetic, but listening to these old conversations have saved my life dozens and dozens of times, up until this very minute. I'm in that strange place where I just wanna get off this ride that's called life, but too much of a coward to actually go through with it. I laugh so much at these guys, especially Karl. It really makes me happy enough to just go to sleep and take tomorrow the best I can.

    • @D0ctorf0ster
      @D0ctorf0ster 8 месяцев назад +3

      Don’t get off the ride until you don’t have a choice. I felt like that until I started working out & I can say with confidence that working out really does help you feel physically better but emotionally too.
      Start by going for a walk for 30 minutes every day and build from there.

    • @jamesjohnson8544
      @jamesjohnson8544 28 дней назад +1

      You’re not a coward for stopping yourself from doing something bad. But what it shows is true mental fortitude.

  • @Capgungoesbang
    @Capgungoesbang 12 лет назад +56

    I love that sleep is always his main defense mechanism, the only way to fix the problem haha.

  • @Jorge-ef4du
    @Jorge-ef4du 3 года назад +23

    4:02 "if it's happened to me there'll be another one in there"
    I've always believed that if there's one, there's two, and my boi K.P. just proved it

    • @hohohohehehe6910
      @hohohohehehe6910 2 года назад +1

      Well he didn't prove it. He just agreed with you. Think of that, you think just like Karl Pilkington. You should be worried mate!

  • @iamthefaceless
    @iamthefaceless 11 лет назад +38

    Didn't know the little story about Suzanne and the hot chocolate! That's adorable! I'd love to see her guest on the show, so we could hear from the woman behind the great K-man, the woman who wakes up to phrases like "have I told you about the immune system?". Would give us a greater insight into Karl, if nothing else.

  • @nkornj
    @nkornj 12 лет назад +62

    "He joined a pop group with 3 other people, it was brilliant."

  • @thetributemaster1469
    @thetributemaster1469 8 лет назад +166

    5:21 *Probably try and sleep* xD

    • @skaro85
      @skaro85 5 лет назад +3

      😂 😂 😂

  • @jbfane
    @jbfane 11 лет назад +123

    Ricky is drawn like a sort of young Fred Flintstone.

    • @hohohohehehe6910
      @hohohohehehe6910 2 года назад +4

      It's drawn by Hannah Barbara. That's why he looks that way. They did the flintstones.

    • @M3TR01DFANBOY
      @M3TR01DFANBOY Год назад

      @@hohohohehehe6910 I can't find any source saying they animated this show.

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane Год назад

      Looks more like Barney Rubble.

    • @towentarn4010
      @towentarn4010 2 месяца назад

      @@M3TR01DFANBOYRicky himself says it in a interview somewhere, sorry I can’t remember where but I do remember seeing an interview where he says he wanted to animation to look like the flint stones

  • @DerekEveroski
    @DerekEveroski 10 лет назад +103

    slugs knocking about...

  • @Raddd12
    @Raddd12 11 лет назад +23

    the slug sitting on the lounger depressed watching the beetles playing volleyball hahahahahaha

  • @caseyb889
    @caseyb889 12 лет назад +10

    the noise when karl chucks himself into the salt pot really makes that scene lol

  • @pelle33FTW
    @pelle33FTW 11 лет назад +19

    Karl is fucking amazing

  • @devams1
    @devams1 8 лет назад +26

    I love how Karl starts channelling Camus

    • @MrSadness_
      @MrSadness_ 8 лет назад +2

      At which point?

    • @ck-bo7sb
      @ck-bo7sb 11 месяцев назад

      ​@spraynpray2 "Ive just get to get on with it"

  • @duskfall_777
    @duskfall_777 6 лет назад +20

    3:34 "it's a lonely insect"

  • @SnootchieBootchies27
    @SnootchieBootchies27 3 года назад +6

    Gotta hand it to Karl. You always get an honest answer out of him

  • @shivtothechase
    @shivtothechase 3 года назад +4

    I actually don't know what I would do without these videos. Thank you lol

  • @sophiethefairy
    @sophiethefairy 11 лет назад +10

    ahahaha, "I'd just chuck myself into the salt pot" oh my GOD :')

  • @BaldMancTwat
    @BaldMancTwat 4 года назад +12

    3:28 interestingly enough, in my personal experience slugs/snails actually aren't very lonely at all. When I lived in Zambia almost, every day if I went to check this certain large rock out, there would be 10-30+ snails all on this one rock and they would always be clambering on top of each other. I always thought it was some kind of "reproductivity party" but after some Googling I'm not really sure what it was.

  • @omifical124
    @omifical124 9 лет назад +10

    "What the fuck would I do " hahaha

  • @PhotosyntheticMe867
    @PhotosyntheticMe867 12 лет назад +3

    Holy shit... I just read Metamorphosis this morning and thought about that as soon as Karl mentioned being turned into a slug. Nothing's better than those kinds of coincidences.

  • @ryan25067
    @ryan25067 10 лет назад +43

    karl dilkington

  • @kingGrimmjow95
    @kingGrimmjow95 12 лет назад +4

    "Come on join in" hahaha i'm dyin hahaha can't breath haha too funny

  • @Johnh7390
    @Johnh7390 12 лет назад +5

    "no i won't be reading it, don't worry" ahahahhahah

  • @benp8456
    @benp8456 4 года назад +3

    The way he says “Alright” at the start makes me crack up

  • @harold_Shitmum
    @harold_Shitmum 4 года назад +1

    Legend

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 5 лет назад +2

    Karl is a fascinating creature.

  • @musicforasoul.7158
    @musicforasoul.7158 4 года назад +1

    I love this man's logic.

  • @renukadesilva2205
    @renukadesilva2205 10 лет назад +1

    you are amazing Karl

  • @LSDOvideos
    @LSDOvideos 7 лет назад +41

    the point of The Metamorphosis is that you're never actually sure that the main character transforms physically, and it can be argued that it was a psychological change.

    • @Marasma101
      @Marasma101 6 лет назад

      really?

    • @Marasma101
      @Marasma101 6 лет назад +2

      i read it but didn't see it that way. very interesting

    • @mindtrapped9934
      @mindtrapped9934 5 лет назад +3

      Marasma101 I read it too and also didn’t get that as it does have descriptive parts of his body post transformation. The book is so short that I think there’s a lot that you can get from the text.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 5 лет назад +1

      It is a bit unclear but I'm pretty sure that it says he has a proboscis or something similar.

    • @ilikethisnamebetter
      @ilikethisnamebetter 5 лет назад +1

      Unless the narrator is hallucinating both what he sees and the reactions of his family, there is clearly a physical change.

  • @MrNarpYarp
    @MrNarpYarp 12 лет назад +4

    I love the part where Karl says that a slug is an insect.

  • @JMS849
    @JMS849 3 года назад +1

    This dude is a genius lol

  • @woody4114
    @woody4114 11 лет назад +33

    it hurts my brain when it's flipped my OCD is going nuts

  • @DrJamesMac
    @DrJamesMac 11 лет назад +3

    'Probably try and sleep.' There's me thinking, 'Panic!' and feel claustrophobic, then you hear this. Funny.

  • @McDoinky
    @McDoinky 4 года назад

    My favorite bit from the Ricky gervais show

  • @krisfrosz133
    @krisfrosz133 7 лет назад +46

    "I just pray to god it never happens." - An atheist.
    PLOT TWIST!

    • @TheAnhedonicOne
      @TheAnhedonicOne 6 лет назад +11

      I really hope nobody actually thinks like this.

    • @lucko1979
      @lucko1979 5 лет назад +4

      “I pray to god it never happens” an expression.

    • @ilikethisnamebetter
      @ilikethisnamebetter 5 лет назад

      @@lucko1979 And a perfectly timed quip.. OF COURSE it will never happen.

    • @lucko1979
      @lucko1979 5 лет назад

      ilikethisnamebetter
      I think you missed the point. They’re atheists, so the original comment was suggesting it was odd to use such an expression. I was merely pointing out that the expression shouldn’t be taken literally. So it’s not a plot twist.

    • @ilikethisnamebetter
      @ilikethisnamebetter 5 лет назад

      @@lucko1979 I didn't miss the point. I know that they are atheists.. the _point_ of what Steve said was to be funny - and pointing that out was my.. point.

  • @biscaya08
    @biscaya08 4 года назад +6

    Feels like the comments here have dust on them..most are 7 yrs old. Hope you're all still fine!

    • @Elcrisso1
      @Elcrisso1 4 года назад +5

      Half these people have turned into insects

    • @nicknormousreports3378
      @nicknormousreports3378 4 года назад +2

      Mollusks

    • @Elcrisso1
      @Elcrisso1 4 года назад +1

      Nicknormous Reports Pair of hairy mollusks

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN 3 месяца назад

      It will happen to you

  • @billnipp2309
    @billnipp2309 4 года назад +1

    I'd write "its me Carl, Im a slug" in my slime trail hahaha

  • @CounterNerd
    @CounterNerd 12 лет назад +1

    The violin sound effect when Karl falls asleep is hilarious.

  • @dorca9308
    @dorca9308 4 года назад +3

    S H A G I N A B E A T L E

  • @SillacSaurfang
    @SillacSaurfang 12 лет назад

    The animation is brilliant.

  • @savageire
    @savageire 4 года назад +1

    Someone needs to show Karl Irvine Welshs short film adaptation of his Granton Star Cause story from The Acid House. He'd love Boab.

  • @Jusoon
    @Jusoon 4 года назад

    Karl and the two prats. Best show ever.

  • @FetaCheese222
    @FetaCheese222 11 лет назад +1

    Mr. K is from The Trial. The guy in The Metamorphosis is Gregor Samsa.

  • @now4811
    @now4811 11 лет назад

    The author hasn't even told people what he thought I think. Completely up to you in every way.

  • @Rmg12
    @Rmg12 12 лет назад +1

    "chuck meself into a salt pot" genius

  • @nicknormousreports3378
    @nicknormousreports3378 4 года назад +2

    "They've naught else to do though is they. "

  • @kevanbrown7620
    @kevanbrown7620 3 года назад

    "Beetles seem to knock about together, Slugs are on their own"

  • @sourjellybaby4286
    @sourjellybaby4286 2 года назад

    Karl is a wasp larvee in a spider. What would you do? Sleep. Well he's been backed into a corner so its the logical answer but still funny as fuck.

  • @willlastnameguy8329
    @willlastnameguy8329 3 года назад

    Karl as a beetle is adorable.

  • @wolfbournethefirst5055
    @wolfbournethefirst5055 4 года назад +2

    Are we sure this is the Ricky Gervais show? I’m pretty sure at this point it’s just the Karl Pilkington show.

  • @MadastheHatter13
    @MadastheHatter13 9 лет назад +3

    I cant hear the word mollusc without instantly thinking of Ween.

    • @darrentravers9933
      @darrentravers9933 8 лет назад +2

      I can't hear the words: Daisies, Buckingham, Pork Roll, Meningitis or Fiesta without thinking of them 😂

  • @ValValiantThor216
    @ValValiantThor216 3 года назад

    She buys him 2 hot chocolates and she moves in haha

  • @iTzM4S0Nxi
    @iTzM4S0Nxi 6 лет назад +3

    Have I ever told you about the immune system?

  • @jaded9247
    @jaded9247 4 года назад +2

    1:38 I think Ricky burst

  • @MrGill85
    @MrGill85 12 лет назад

    Oh man i couldint handle it, as soon as i saw that round head on the Beatle i did the ricky gervais laugh... Fuckin' brilliant

  • @hopelessedgelord
    @hopelessedgelord 4 года назад +3

    Only thing that annoys me with these is that Ricky Stephen refuse or don't play are just like oh Id I just wouldn't want to. But they are happy to go if ya had to if ya had to to karl and give him crap when he plays

  • @LisaODavis
    @LisaODavis 4 года назад

    What a great lover Carl must be!

    • @marty6779
      @marty6779 4 года назад

      Just make sure you bring enough hot chocolate

  • @stevolution666
    @stevolution666 11 лет назад

    i've never read it but now that i've enjoyed your anger so much i'll look it up

  • @TubingFreak
    @TubingFreak 11 лет назад +1

    Karl Beetleton

  • @rfcjsg
    @rfcjsg 11 лет назад

    yeh that makes sense now

  • @introducingmichael
    @introducingmichael 11 лет назад +9

    Is the screen not just switched round

    • @_booth7992
      @_booth7992 4 года назад +2

      @@chadwarden1179 He's been wondering for 6 years XD

  • @ellelea123
    @ellelea123 12 лет назад

    Omg soo funny I am crying

  • @thedarktower79
    @thedarktower79 11 лет назад

    They seem to come up with such good questions for Karl.

  • @jaded9247
    @jaded9247 4 года назад +2

    4:07 I wanna play this game with Ricky and Karl 😂

  • @ZombolicBand
    @ZombolicBand 12 лет назад

    Well spotted! Thet filmed this through a mirror :O

  • @cluedo720
    @cluedo720 12 лет назад

    karl as a beetle cracked me up.

  • @AriLiv1
    @AriLiv1 12 лет назад

    i would too, only we read it at school a few years ago.. lol :D

  • @1KevinsFamousChili1
    @1KevinsFamousChili1 12 лет назад

    he joined a pop group with 3 other people it was brilliant xD

  • @Rmg12
    @Rmg12 11 лет назад

    so do I

  • @megaDudeMegaDude
    @megaDudeMegaDude 11 лет назад

    Gratz to you for looking up the book on the internet. Since you know for a fact what he turned into, what did he turn into?

  • @dannypreklas
    @dannypreklas 4 года назад

    Imagine waking up every morning to go to a job where your 2 friends insult and degrade you for hours...god I’d love that.

  • @fist505
    @fist505 11 лет назад +1

    The slug looks like Slurm Mckenzie

  • @D0ctorf0ster
    @D0ctorf0ster 8 месяцев назад

    Think about it, Karl did it right he got famous and made some money and then retired in peace.

  • @MicksKicks1
    @MicksKicks1 12 лет назад

    probably try to sleep lol

  • @TheRustAdmin
    @TheRustAdmin 3 года назад

    3:37 It's a gastropod, actually.

  • @guyledouche7939
    @guyledouche7939 6 месяцев назад

    Beetles...do we need em?

  • @Ceranne1010
    @Ceranne1010 12 лет назад

    Does anyone have the link for when he says he saw a bee having a heart attack?

  • @Wotanraven
    @Wotanraven 12 лет назад

    Well it is at least called an insect no? And even if the word "insect" isn't used, the description of it is clear enough. I always figured it was a cockroach myself, but true, it could be a beetle like what Stephen says. What's certain is that it's some sort of insect with a carapace.

  • @fragoRoc6
    @fragoRoc6 12 лет назад

    Videos on RUclips are often mirrored to avoid copyright detection

  • @Izzyman1441
    @Izzyman1441 12 лет назад

    3:47 Is the banner the wrong way around ? and why is Karl on the left? :O

  • @yopuedohablarespanol
    @yopuedohablarespanol 12 лет назад

    Fool, its a different world! lol

  • @megaDudeMegaDude
    @megaDudeMegaDude 11 лет назад +1

    Does it ever say that he IS an insect or an beetle (which is an insect), or is he merely described as you'd imagine an insect? "Many short legs", insects have 6 specifically, spiders 8.
    He could be a centipede as far as that description goes (which is not an insect).

    • @Marasma101
      @Marasma101 6 лет назад

      megaDudeMegaDude its pretty specific. but it's all 1st person

  • @kellybaird5049
    @kellybaird5049 5 лет назад +4

    sometimes i think THIS DUDES A COMIC GENIUS!!!! but less them one second later i feel i am taking advantage of someone with a learning disability ....... ??????

    • @ilovevar9454
      @ilovevar9454 5 лет назад

      Just enjoy it. You don't need to think so much. Calm down pls

    • @user-cp9id1mj8b
      @user-cp9id1mj8b 4 года назад

      It's a character. Which he never breaks. Oscar worthy tbh.

  • @moultage
    @moultage 12 лет назад

    But there is loads of other videos of The Ricky Gervais Show on youtube which arent mirrored, but i suppose thats true

  • @jeodewalker2549
    @jeodewalker2549 4 года назад

    beetle dont gather

  • @DarkAutumn3D
    @DarkAutumn3D 3 года назад

    Karl HATES slugs 😂

  • @TheIHaveADHD
    @TheIHaveADHD 11 лет назад +1

    definitely that other bloke

  • @joshp1688
    @joshp1688 11 лет назад

    Anyone notice that the Vidio is flipped because the words are backwards at one point.

  • @YouzACoopa
    @YouzACoopa 11 лет назад

    wait, you can win Karls heart with 2 hot chocolates?

  • @StrangerE0ns
    @StrangerE0ns 3 года назад

    Is he a giant beetle?
    Well that’s not gonna go down well is it

  • @chickurp
    @chickurp 12 лет назад +1

    If he was a slug he could commuicate by writing words with his slimey trail..

  • @DogBomb456
    @DogBomb456 11 лет назад

    3:05 XD

  • @caitlinhodges3977
    @caitlinhodges3977 12 лет назад

    haha chuck myself into a salt pot..
    that is genius.
    No thanks, I would not land on some poop if I was a fly either