Best of Karl Pilkington - Part 8 (Last Day)
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From The Ricky Gervais show, short clips showing the best of Karl Pilkington. Buy the DVD at www.amazon.co.uk/The-Ricky-Ger...
I like how some of the stuff he says sound almost brilliant until he expands on it.
I think that's the joke
@@sockmon1 I hope u realise Karl is not a character they write and direct 😂😂😂😂
@@swpyro who's Carl?
@@sockmon1 this show was originally a podcast between ricky gervais, steven merchant and Karl pilkington then hbo animated it and made it into this show
@@swpyro Nah Karl's just really good at improv.
"don't be ignorant."
- Karl Pilkington.
It feels weird watching Karl sat on the left.
u watched too much?
+Andy Howard You can never watch too much KP
billyc2010 The video's inverted for some reason.
Copyright bullocks
sitting
“Forget it then, if you don’t get it”
Life motto there
"He tried to get a band together and that"
OMG WTF LOL!
He just couldn't get that buzz back again...
"We've got new cavemen now, so why talk about the old ones?" ROFL
What is rofl?
Rolling on floor laughing
I love how much stand up material Ricky gets from Karl
I swear "do your bit" is some words to live by!
Yes the terror of 'A world where you know you're going to die but you don't know when'. As opposed to the world we do live in where we know we're going to die but we don't know when.
HES ONLY GONE AND WRITTEN IT DOWN that fuuuuefaefewrgwr
If I was guaranteed that I'd die in my sleep, a could almost guarantee you that I'd die of sleep deprivation, as I'd never be able to sleep again.
@hurdy gurdy, so, if I were told, with a 100% guaranty, that I would die in my sleep, and just to prove whoever told me that wrong, I decided to jump from a one hundred story building, a giant eagle would swoop down and save me?
Or are you thinking I would suddenly develop narcolepsy and fall fastly asleep before hitting the ground..?
I was under the impression that just knowing your future could change the outcome of said future.
Unless, of course, it was the "lady fate", herself that shared her prediction with you, in which case, it really wasn't a prediction, now was it..?
The certainty that I would die peacefully in my sleep would not give me consolation.
In fact, I would go so far as to say that the idea I'll die without knowing it horrifies me.
Perhaps it's a bit weird, but personally I would like to be present for my final moments.
CrazyRockwell well there is a better chance of people dieing in a unconscious state though not necessarily sleeping it’s more comatose most of the time due to failing organs that being said there is a chance you’ll get to say good bye if it comes on slow enough before yo finally lose consciousness for the last time since Drs are better able to tell people and/or their families before hand that they will die soon
If you like being alive so much then why dont'cha MARRY it!?
Unless you were dreaming of riding a big marshmallow
I think it’s more the dying without suffering that draws people to it
@@MotherFucker445 unless you get hit by a bus
in case no one has not mentioned this yet the coconut story karl was talking about was the sentinel island inhabitants who are known to be if not the last "uncontacred" people
Karl’s point about us keeping alive is so true. We do this mad stuff to keep people alive for another five odd years and they just spend it in a wheelchair. What’s the point?! Not everyone is meant to leave until they’re 95
I mean it's the great unknown, nobody knows what waits for us after death. If I had 1 month left to live, I'd probably be springing for a couple extra days too. I mean, what if hell is real? If not hell, what if it's just some kind of unpleasant awareness you maintain after you die? I guess that's why people keep fighting, because life is a known quantity and anything after life is completely and totally unknown.
It's like going into a pitch black and unfamiliar cellar without a flashlight. You'd be hesitant to step off into the darkness without knowing a single thing about what might be inside (the answer is probably just spiders though).
Keeping people with advanced dementia and agonizing terminal illnesses alive is genuinely neurotic and evil. Lifetime imprisonment and institutionalization make no sense either.
@@abcxyz53 I mean when people don’t have their faculties left.
Ricky's idea that 'knowing you'd never see your own death coming would be an end to anxiety' is absurd - We would all be extremely anxious everyday we could die, or our loved ones could suddenly die during sleep... because there would never be upcoming signs, such as illness and pain. You know?
I think if we were guaranteed to die in our sleep, we’d all be manic insomniacs
I would be quite happy to die peacefully in my sleep. My Mother died of cancer, 36 years ago, she suffered so much, doped up on morphine, which wasn't killing the pain near the end. My Father died of an horrendous heart attack. He was on his own, and did'nt have a mobile phone, as they weren't as many around at the time. The doctor said he laid for hours in pain.They had a closed coffin, as the undertaker advised us not to visit him at the funeral parlour, as his face was meant to look horrific, after lying there, not Being able to move, in absolutely horrific pain for hours, before he eventually passed on, thank God. It's many years since these things happened to my parents, and yet there's not a day goes by, that I don't think about the pain they went through. Give me a really peaceful death in my sleep everytime. It's a no brainer to me, after what happened to my parents. Also you could be knocked over by a truck, and left all mangled up, not able to walk, barely able to use your hands. A nice quite peaceful death in your sleep is surely the way to go. I don't care when, I wouldn't feel a thing.
You're exactly right and Ricky is so damn arrogant he thinks all his theories are profound whilst Karl's are utter shit. Its a dumb idea
The way Karl's mind works 😂😂😂
As stupid as Karl's theory about ancient civilizations sounds, it's not entirely without basis. Humanity's advancement hasn't always been linear in one direction. Romans and Egyptians had technology that we've only rediscovered just a little over 200 years ago and some, like Greek fire are still lost to this day. Not to mention our knowledge of prehistory and early history is very flimsy. There's buildings and writings in Turkey that predate what we used to think was the invention of writing and there's a man-made tunnel system under the alps that must have been built during the stone age, but would have been impossible with stone age tools.
You know how scientists say we know less about the ocean floor than we do about outer space? Sometimes I think we know just as little about ourselves.
Interesting
His theory, based on evidence we have right now, seems ridiculous, but as far as I'm concerned, never dismiss something out of hand as an impossibility. Just in general.
I'm not saying I believe in this crap, fun as an idea as civilization rebooting from the stone age is, but I'm also not going to definitively say something has never and will never happen. I'm not the authority on it. Hell, no one really is. We disprove our old theories constantly.
A lot of what he says is just a few words away from being an interesting point
Hey youre not a bad writer mate
@@Lucifronz so you know about gobli tepki right? A advanced human civilization over 12,000 years ago? We know nothing about ancient history. The younger dryess likely wiped out the civilizations that created it and ancient Egypt. There's to much evidence of water erosion on the sphinx and other structures in Egypt that show they would've been built around the younger dryess 12,000 years ago. We have found structures all over the globe around the 10-12 thousand year old mark that are the equivalent of the pyramids being built by hunter gatherers lifting stones we need 4 of our largest cranes in the world to lift at once if we wanted to move it and they are in jungles on the top of mountains. We know for a fact the clovis theory is no longer recognized as the time line for when humans first came to the America's. A Canadian archeologist when he was 100 had his work recognized finally that proved we were here hundreds of thousands of years longer. Archeologists only dug down to the depth they know clovis items would be present. He was the first that thought "i wonder if I dig deeper?" And kept finding more and more artificials. I forget his name but it's easy to find as all his work is officially accepted by the mainstream and many other archeologists came to the same results. The icing on the cake was they admitted he was right well he was still alive because his peers dismissed him as you dismiss the facts and yet he was right and they were forced to admit it. Humanity likely has had many cycles on earth. The things we were taught in school just don't match any of the geological records around the world. I butchered the spelling on some of the names sorry about that hopefully it's close enough that when you type it in it will bring up the correct names. If you can't find the Canadian guy tell me and I'll pull the folder with his work from my pc and give proper names and studies.
Thank you so much for this playlist if video's, to everyone asking why the image is flipped it helps stop it being removed, I have no idea why but it does, thank you.
CONGRESS TART!!
I love how Ricky said the right button did everything else. And then to Karl it was fact.
I love the giant marshmallows :D
"Look it up. Don't be ignorant." will be my new slogan, ha!
Most people suck. Props right back at you for not being most people.
Some UK newspaper funded the hosting/bandwidth for the first season. After that, most of the episodes were actually sold through iTunes as paid audiobooks. There was a 3-episode run the Guardian paid for (the one where Karl and Steve complain about a Thanksgiving Day episode). I also think the first season is now an audiobook as well, there's a later episode where Ricky says 'We gave it away for a year.'
Think Karl made a good point on people not dying in their sleep, people will put themselves through hell having a terrible quality of life rather than dying peacefully with their family
I get that I’m taking a bit of the idea out of it, but Ricky couldn’t be further from the truth. There are infinite stressors beyond that of life and death of oneself or loved ones and there are definitely fates worse than death. I would argue that in accordance to Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs, people would still worry greatly about being in pain, worrying about role performance and relationships, or even just worrying about being successful and earning self-actualization.
Too serious mate. It's a lighthearted Saturday afternoon radio show.
Thank you for the videos.
He's just saving his energy, so no smiling no frowning etc, although less muscles are used to frown than smile. lol
The person who does the animation can't tell left from right. Brilliant
Unintended bonus joke at 7:00 lol.. Once you factor in the fact that left and right are flipped, he actually ends up making a valid point
edit: (because the video is flipped horizontally)
That monkey news jingle caught me off guard Hahahaha
Ricky Gervais show drinking game
Take a shot whenever Ricky says Karl's head is like an orange
Take a shot whenever someone is "annoyed" or "can't be bothered"
Start drinking when Ricky does a laugh-talk; stop drinking when Ricky stops laugh-talking
Take a shot whenever Karl mentions bugs or worms
Karl could watch this video in his mirrored living room :P
a very good one
You say its ramblings of a madman Ricky, but you have to consider that if something caused computers to break down, society as we know it would grind to a halt, along with all the scientific progress made. And since we seem content with replacing books with electronic ones, its not exactly a impossible thing to have happen. Sure we still have many of the hard copies, but we won't be able to distribute it like before.
In a way, we make ourselves more and more vulnerable without knowing it.
Karl's "World Ending" theory is a common one, the theory that our civilisation is completely Cyclical and that our world is built on the ones of ancient's many times over. This can be seen on the Micro and Macro scale, "What if our ancestors were survivors of an Apocalyptic event? It would explain the advent of Farming and Irrigation appearing in isolated places at the same time, and Far removed civilisations worshipping the same gods!
The pyramids have water erosion on them on the bottom part. And glue between the bricks has been dated to 8,000 years which is thought to be just maintenance work so it could be even older.
Also a crater found in Greenland was found to have a possible age of 10 000 years which coincides with the younger drias event. This is speculated to be a possible origin of the flood myths.
Apparently Plato has heard of an Alexandrian priest that there was a war long before his time where the Atlanteans were fighting against the Athenians and a great Cataclysm had ended it all.
But nevertheless I remain sceptical until mote conclusive evidence can be found.
Dreaming about riding a giant marshmallow... I would take Ricky as a person who has different dreams lol
Some of the animations are hilarious haha
1:19
That image is priceless!
i would definitely prefer a parachute to a lifejacket now that i think about it
Guessing Karl was on about the North Sentinal Island when he was talking about the tribe
Every night before going to sleep I'd be stressed af if I knew I might die
I was thinking this lmao
You live in that reality now. Are you stressed every night? No, of course not.
5:30, Stephen smiling at this unspeakable horror hahahaahahahahahah
Erm because when I put it up before it got taken down. You're welcome Mr Pedantic.
4:10 is simply the truth...
Good point! :D
Don't worry about him.
It's been flipped in an attempt avoid being detected as copyright infringement.
"We have got new cavemen now, so why do we talk about the old ones." Fucking Brilliant.
5:47-6:00-Karl's polite way of saying, "Fuck you guys, stop making fun of me and what I find interesting."
its reversed....the animation makes me feel...weird... just cuz im use to them on the other side
I see. thx for the answer. Interestingly answering this question took a number of insults, 1 week and was not achieved by the people frequenting here (who rather thumb up the insults) untill you came along. Chapeau.
One can still use history and current and changing trends of today to figure out where we maybe going. But as to what our future looks like is uncertain. However we can determine that based on human mistakes made due to variable reasons, we will continue to make said mistakes because we choose not to learn from them(Many which are repeated). This also comes true with our over-reliance of technology, eventually, without safeguards, the chances of such a event is not a matter of how but when.
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Karl is a saint :)
Karl, this is on line, and it's bollocks
The tribesmen DO exist actually. He was right on that.
thats a very smart idea :D
In comedy thats called being the "straight man".
There are many more differences between modern man and prehistoric man than just societal structure.
He's saying that death would be confined to your sleep, almost randomly, so there would be no fear of death suddenly happening while you're awake, so during the day you can live without any fear whatsoever, those days would be more enjoyable without it.
I guess you could come into a scenario where someone is then afraid to sleep, but the point is that it would be the best time to die, you wouldn't be aware of it. I'd prefer that to knowing something could suddenly happen to me during the day.
He’s a genius
on the other hand though, there's like 5000 vid from The Ricky Gervais Show so I don't think you should worry that much.
No, this is a television show, whose rights belong to HBO and Channel 4. As for the podcast, only the first season was ever free, and I'm not even sure it still is.
"alright" xD
if you just died randomly in your sleep then you would be afraid to go to bed at night and you would stress about that
@CoopersSpecC Because otherwise it would be taken down straight away, they can use software to trace copyrighted content. It probably doesnt make much different but its still up at least!
Gone..
my grandads' name is frank and he died yesterday peacefully sleeping.
aha, sorry that was probably a bit depressing but funny coincidence to cheer ye up :^)
yea u remember when that lever malfunctioned and i was electrocuted dozens of times on 3 separate occasions
never sleep then, must be what the queens doing
What makes you say that? I think it is a valid point that people fear the pain and illness associated with death more than death.
I figured he was going to go into how people are on too many medications and that it''s not real living... I was severely disappointed...
4:16 xD the faces xD
I remember being like 6 was terrified cause I just watched nightmare of elm street and I couldn’t sleep so I went downstairs and saw they we’re talking about dying in your sleep and I couldn’t go to sleep for weeks after that
Despite the way that Karl describes it, the situation with the inverted buttons actually happened with the chimpanzee enos.
EARING THAT BIG GUY LAUGHING IS KILLING ME THE F*** UP
I didn't say it is with certainty, it is the most likely scenario should such a event happen. Humans may actually work together in a more classless society with true equality. However, the chance is more likely to lead to a oppressive have and have nots society, since humans are more likely to exert power and influence over the masses. Usually, we work for our own interests, and not the needs of the many(or rather, use the needs of the many to control them). Its the cycle of human history.
Karl talking about his leg rubber should be part 9
no no hes got a point
I don't think it would, I think most people who are scared of spiders don't think they are a threat to their life, they know the fear is irrational.
its mirrored to stop it being taken down
He is the voice of Wheatley though. He shouldn't have to do anything after that, that was one of the greatest performances ever. =D
who's wheatley?
@@valinorean4816 Character in portal 2
1:19 is sooo subtly funny
If you told me i was going to die in my sleep, i would try to cut sleep as much as possible ricky.
Hes actually right about old civilisations tho
@Sarbur Gideg ruclips.net/video/aDejwCGdUV8/видео.html okay bro
@Sarbur Gideg I don't get all my information from Joe rogan. I am able to cross reference what these men are saying lol. You clearly didnt watch it because there is evidence of them building things which is unexplainable 🤦♂️. which shows you're the closed minded idiot here. of course civilisations that were wiped out can be erased from history what do you think the dark ages was? Religions burnt science and history books to do exactly that, fucking hell you literally have no idea but think you're intelligent... The irony
"I think he tried to get a band together and that."
Damn it. Whenever Stephen Merchant talks all I hear is Wheatley.
the ironic thing about the video being inverted was that Enos was pressing the right button
If someone told me I were going to die in my sleep, I'd be probably develop insomnia.
I don't understand Ricky's point. If I knew I was going to die in my sleep at a random time during my life, I'd worry every night that it could be my last.
Plus all this would do is create a new society, where those with the knowledge and ability rule over those who do not. Now wouldn't that be a lovely society, a new feudal society where the powerful who maintained the knowledge rules over the ones without with a iron fist.
Poor preparation leads to horrible outcomes. History is the witness to that.
herp derp indeed
I wouldn’t want to know that the marshmallow dream is the one that happens right before you die though, I wouldn’t be able to enjoy it.
I don't understand Ricky's logic. Firstly, the fact that we're going to die IS the fear. It's fear of the unknown more than anything. Secondly, the fear would just move from fear of death to fear of going to sleep.
Do your bit!
I'd be scared too sleep.
I too would much prefer a parachute than a life jacket.
Charlie Brown, Fred Flintstone, and human Squidward
Fuck copywrong! Thanks for uploading : )
Oh god, it's flipped! It feels so wrong.
The podcast was free not the program
Alright
huh-huh-huh-huh-haa wise words...
Lol stop it at 00:03
Will they really strike you if you didn't revers it?
Yes