Ricky Gervais Show; Karls Diary & Monkey news (Chimp Doctors)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2011
  • A chimp... cheap doctor!
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  • @MrSpasticdancer
    @MrSpasticdancer 3 года назад +69

    karl when aliens invade: "its some sort of space thing innit"

    • @flynnlivescmd
      @flynnlivescmd 3 года назад +8

      People like this would be fantastic ambassadors. Logical, uncorrupted, has a pretty morose yet accurate perspective of society and life and over all pure example of how our minds work and what we dont focus on and do focus on/work on.
      Also isnt a yes man nor afraid to call BS! In an unaggressive egotistical manner

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 3 года назад +71

    "i got bad eyes n that"
    "come in tomorrow n we'll sort them out"

    • @Dilkingt0nne
      @Dilkingt0nne 3 года назад +7

      “Yeah, they’re bad them”

  • @c00t999
    @c00t999 13 лет назад +142

    "The Ducks Looked Worried" hahahahahaha priceless !!

    • @jordanforbes2557
      @jordanforbes2557 4 года назад +2

      "Hang on something doesn't seem quite right here" hahahah

  • @K20a3RSX
    @K20a3RSX 3 года назад +136

    The chimp doctors bit reminds me of Norm McDonald. I firmly believe Karl knows what he’s doing.

    • @joeschmoe9863
      @joeschmoe9863 3 года назад +18

      That’s a prime Norm joke, I agree

    • @pleaseenteraname8211
      @pleaseenteraname8211 3 года назад +44

      It's increadible because the punchline is strongly alluded to from the beggining and you never get any misdirection whatsoever. It's an amazing antijoke

    • @IGotBoergs
      @IGotBoergs 3 года назад +8

      I thought so from the first time I heard him, he has such a good sense for punchlines and comes up with bangers on the spot

    • @seanlaffey3633
      @seanlaffey3633 3 года назад +4

      “That’s a knick knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone!”

  • @littlebean666
    @littlebean666 11 лет назад +123

    "I saw a jogger who was pushing a pram at the same time... the kid looked terrified" :D

    • @flynnlivescmd
      @flynnlivescmd 3 года назад +1

      Came to the comments right when this happened to play

  • @Zanytiger6
    @Zanytiger6 3 года назад +100

    Karl mistaking a joke for a real story is so great

  • @burnsyboyy7534
    @burnsyboyy7534 4 года назад +43

    I ask Suzanne “why don’t ducks use there wings much”? Suzanne said she had to call her mum and dad so I never got an answer 😂😂😂.

  • @MINDxWORM
    @MINDxWORM 12 лет назад +37

    "it's some sort of time thing innit"

  • @ElZilchoYo
    @ElZilchoYo 11 лет назад +24

    No i don't think it's set up or agreed before, but Ricky definitely brings out this side of Karl, when you watch him in interviews alone he acts not different but not as weird because he isn't being asked weird stuff constantly

  • @hardcorejoey88
    @hardcorejoey88 10 лет назад +31

    Do yourself a favor and listen to the phone call again at 5.24. Absolutely great.

  • @LabzDex
    @LabzDex 12 лет назад +11

    4:28 "It was this fella... right, who had a problem with his eyes.......... right" haha I don't know why that was hilarious to me

  • @Melbourne_Approach
    @Melbourne_Approach 3 года назад +5

    "Easy mistake". Man the stuff karl says at the end of these convos is usually the best stuff

  • @ginnoveffect
    @ginnoveffect 13 лет назад +8

    I love how you can just never dissuade Karl from anything.

  • @kalebstuckey570
    @kalebstuckey570 3 года назад +9

    I honestly thought the punchline was going to be “because the light was on.”

  • @gregsaan
    @gregsaan 13 лет назад +5

    Karl Pilkington = complete genius.
    His way of thinking is unparalleled.

  • @NeonChimpAustralia
    @NeonChimpAustralia 11 лет назад +17

    Actually Chimps, like all Simians have opposable thumbs on their hands and feet, so Ricky was wrong about that.

  • @kingofthefountain3091
    @kingofthefountain3091 3 года назад +9

    The saddest part about the chimp doctor was the procedure was full price.

  • @Peridactyloptrix
    @Peridactyloptrix 13 лет назад +53

    Of course chimps have opposable thumbs, Ricky!

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 3 года назад +5

      They've got em on their feet even, don't they?

    • @rumpelstiltskin6150
      @rumpelstiltskin6150 3 года назад +6

      He brings it up so often and it boggles my mind, there's actually a lot of stuff he gets wrong and by sitting next to Karl it makes him sound less wrong to people.

    • @stefanalexanderlungu1503
      @stefanalexanderlungu1503 2 года назад +1

      They don't have opposable thumbs because they can't touch their thumbs and their fingers together.

  • @tcideh4929
    @tcideh4929 3 года назад +2

    I see a lot of people saying that Ricky is wrong about chimps and thumbs.
    The truth is that he is right or wrong depending on your definition.
    “Opposability is present to some degree in most primates but varies considerably in its functional effectiveness as an instrument of fine manipulation. Humans and baboons are preeminent in this respect.
    The apes, having short thumbs and long fingers, are handicapped in relation to delicate manual dexterity but are adept in the coarser elements of hand use, particularly in relation to tree climbing.”

  • @lastniterichard
    @lastniterichard 12 лет назад +3

    realises the nurse is a panda cracks me up every time

  • @pencert
    @pencert 11 лет назад +48

    MONE
    YNOWS
    OYOUCA
    NSEEMOR
    EBANANAS

    • @the4thman610
      @the4thman610 3 года назад +2

      8:41
      GIVE ME MONEY NOW SO YOU CAN SEE MORE BANANAS

  • @NickEBtv
    @NickEBtv 13 лет назад +6

    6:35 sign reads : " Money now so you can see more bananas" lol

    • @the4thman610
      @the4thman610 3 года назад

      8:41
      GIVE ME MONEY NOW SO YOU CAN SEE MORE BANANAS

  • @23Arshaviin
    @23Arshaviin 12 лет назад +5

    It was him when he was a kid. HAHAHA

  • @dertdood
    @dertdood 11 лет назад +11

    they wouldnt be able to grip trees without opposable thumbs

  • @purplestripes20
    @purplestripes20 12 лет назад +1

    the kid looked terrified hahahahahaahahahah

  • @BACasey81
    @BACasey81 11 лет назад

    Thanks for this XD

  • @tomfairbairn1202
    @tomfairbairn1202 4 года назад +2

    worried duck .... my new synth loop band name

  • @SultanRoyal
    @SultanRoyal 11 лет назад +2

    Love how Karl assumes that there must have been a loud noise just because it's called "Big Bang".

  • @hbelgica118
    @hbelgica118 4 года назад +36

    “In America, where they have to pay for medical stuff and all that” yup karl thanks for reminding me 👍

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 3 года назад +10

      In pretty much every other first world country the fact that Americans need to pay for basic and essential medical care out of their own pockets blows people’s minds. Even in your most recent presidential debate, the moderator questioned Biden about ‘socialised’ (universal) healthcare with a tone that indicated it was some CRAAAAAZY and obviously bad policy that no one on Earth could possibly support.
      The USA’s healthcare system is awesome - if you’re rich. For everyone else it’s a bankruptcy factory. I know you already know this but yeah

    • @jameshoffa7085
      @jameshoffa7085 2 года назад

      @@bigbowlowrong4694 blah blah enjoy your 50% tax rate euro poop. Why do you people think we care what you think of our country?

  • @paulymcfly
    @paulymcfly 3 года назад +1

    Chimps do have opposable thumbs though. They have opposable feet too.

  • @Festias
    @Festias 13 лет назад +2

    @BasementBeginnings You may want to double check that, because I did. "Opposable thumbs are shared by many primates, including most simians, and some prosimians. The climbing and suspensory behaviour in orthograde apes, such as chimpanzees, has resulted in elongated hands while the thumb has remained short. As a result, these primates are unable to perform the pad-to-pad grip associated with opposability."
    Chimps have thumbs, but not opposable thumbs.

  • @LawsonComedy
    @LawsonComedy 13 лет назад +1

    The big bang line was fucking brilliant.

  • @pjwils
    @pjwils 12 лет назад +2

    They do. and they have a good grip too.

  • @ToraVanguard2004
    @ToraVanguard2004 3 года назад

    "Well, to be honest, y'know, he's specialised in what he does"
    "What a load of bollocks this is getting"
    XD

  • @sabatino1977
    @sabatino1977 11 лет назад +3

    "a little bit of idle chimp chat"

  • @chrislew8423
    @chrislew8423 3 года назад

    I don't care what any one says I believe the chimp doctor story 😁

  • @rubycubicle
    @rubycubicle 12 лет назад +6

    I love when Ricky says "Don't talk shit"

  • @stevenaitcheson6938
    @stevenaitcheson6938 Год назад

    this is genius. Remember this for when a relative is ill.

  • @SnorkyO
    @SnorkyO 13 лет назад +2

    This is as good as Clive Warren

  • @kristoferboesen5671
    @kristoferboesen5671 3 года назад +1

    Does Ricky really think that chimps don’t have opposable thumbs?

  • @SlickGinoRomano
    @SlickGinoRomano 13 лет назад +1

    That was a twilight zone episode which I saw once, A man walks down the ally and sees him and his mates when he was younger! :3

  • @bigbowlowrong
    @bigbowlowrong 11 лет назад +1

    @ThatGuy1116 - you don't need insurance for medical care in the UK. You pay for it through income tax, whether you have used it that year or not. A far superior system than whatever mess the USA now has.

  • @FrangiPaint
    @FrangiPaint 13 лет назад +1

    Karl's actually on something about the time thing... I think it happened to a King or a Lord or something like that. He saw himself coming down the road on a horse, then 10 years later he was doing the same thing, recalling what he'd seen years earlier. Died in some war like the same day

  • @cannonfodder4000
    @cannonfodder4000 3 года назад

    6:33
    Lol in the back the letter test says "MONEY NOW SO YOU CAN SEE MORE BANANAS"

  • @alchemicfanatic
    @alchemicfanatic 13 лет назад

    There's really not much to comment on in this one... Thanks for the upload!

  • @Craydlin
    @Craydlin Год назад

    I laugh out loud at the punchline every time

  • @TheCarin12
    @TheCarin12 11 лет назад

    Oppossable grip - The ability of the thumb to touch the pinky.

  • @ebbhead20
    @ebbhead20 11 лет назад

    Just came up with their slogan > IT`S SO CHEAP IT`S A CHIMP. :-P

  • @alucard59131
    @alucard59131 11 лет назад

    The ducks looked worried lol

  • @Zuernaxashyr
    @Zuernaxashyr 4 года назад

    'Money now so you can see more bananas'. Lol

    • @the4thman610
      @the4thman610 3 года назад

      8:41
      GIVE ME MONEY NOW SO YOU CAN SEE MORE BANANAS

  • @pablo72012
    @pablo72012 11 лет назад

    He realised the nurse was a panda hahaha

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv 13 лет назад

    Yes it is, I have personal experience. I needed to see an ENT badly. It wasn't an emergency, if by emergency you mean I didn't have blood pouring out of my ear, nose and throat. I didn't get an appointment for 2 MONTHS. If I was in Europe, I could have called the doctor at his house, on the weekend, at night, and gotten an appointment for the next day. Here, you can't go until your insurance clears.
    No, it's not "free", but you save money on monthly insurance claims, so it makes up for it.

  • @fifth_elephant
    @fifth_elephant 13 лет назад

    a chimps thumb is but a stub in proportion to it's fingers unlike a humans which has a large thumb in relation to its fingers, and while it may technically oppose the fingers it really doesnt allow the grip or precision of a human thumb/finger combo. This is what gervais is implying.

  • @wadwad22
    @wadwad22 11 лет назад

    the doppleganger thing is from the twilight zone haha

  • @aimeechav600
    @aimeechav600 13 лет назад

    4:00 tbh I wouldn't have been smart enough to think about that ??? Such a legend (:

  • @brobruh7850
    @brobruh7850 3 года назад

    Some of Karl’s diary entries read like old Japanese haiku

  • @LawsonComedy
    @LawsonComedy 13 лет назад

    @asgerronholm yeah they do, but they don't have the precision grip is what I think Ricky meant. A chimp can swing a hammer but it can't work with small tools.

  • @rj_ramon
    @rj_ramon 10 лет назад

    Ducks and mallards fly the highest of all the avian creatures

  • @MIKITANII
    @MIKITANII 11 лет назад

    BWAHA! I was half right!

  • @astroclast
    @astroclast 13 лет назад +1

    @heftigfin Good eye!
    The entire (almost) picture may be seen at 7:36: "Give me money now so you can see more bananas" - birlliant!

  • @servomoore
    @servomoore 13 лет назад

    5:36 is where you put on the 3d glasses

  • @notagreatname3710
    @notagreatname3710 3 года назад +1

    Well Ricky got the one big thing about chimps wrong

  • @asgerronholm
    @asgerronholm 13 лет назад +1

    what's he on about - chimps DO have opposable thumbs...

  • @TheMattmatic
    @TheMattmatic 3 года назад

    "Just enjoy looking at stuff"

  • @colzaidikari
    @colzaidikari 13 лет назад

    almost all primates have opposable thumbs used for grasping things, especially tree branches, and picking up things. Humans, apes, and most monkeys have this type of thumb.

  • @ProgHouseSam
    @ProgHouseSam 3 года назад +1

    chimps do have opposable thumbs!

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv 13 лет назад

    First of all, doctor's offices in Europe aren't run like free clinics here. You can call a doctor on a weekend if you wanted to. Here, you have to wait for the office to open and then you have to wait for them to set you up an appointment, which with a specialists takes WEEKS. Plus, to even see the specialist, you need a referral. You don't need that in Europe.
    Also, Canada's the second largest country on earth. They have free health care. Russia is the largest. They do to.

    • @jameshoffa7085
      @jameshoffa7085 2 года назад

      "Canada's the second largest country on earth" With about as many people as California. 10 year old comment, still stupid.

  • @moominjosh3957
    @moominjosh3957 3 года назад

    6:42 look background at the eye test sheet

  • @MIKITANII
    @MIKITANII 11 лет назад

    I was not implying that chimpanzees do not have opposable thumbs but that "doppelganger" could be spelled multiple ways depending on the language but now that I think of it, the producers of the show possibly spelled it incorrectly on purpose for humorous reasons.

  • @peepdeepful
    @peepdeepful 12 лет назад

    @BasementBeginnings As far as I´m concerned Doppleganger is a misspelling of the German word but commonly used and acknowledged as well...

  • @_Mutto_
    @_Mutto_ 13 лет назад

    @ferretyluv Yes, and in Canada, you have to wait a couple of days to see a doctor for a skull fracture. (Been there, seen it.) Plus it isn't free. Nothing is free. They pay into it with their taxes. So you pay more in taxes for a longer wait and for other's injuries. "Here, you have to wait for the office to open and then you have to wait for them to set you up an appointment, which with a specialists takes WEEKS." That is simply not true, Maybe for your, non-emergency appointment.

  • @martiansarepunk
    @martiansarepunk 12 лет назад

    @rubycubicle
    I like his expression everytime he says it.

  • @zakkydude654
    @zakkydude654 11 лет назад

    I thought he was going to say it was a "PRIMATE" Doctor instead of "PRIVATE"...

  • @ElderScrollsAssassin
    @ElderScrollsAssassin 11 лет назад

    Momma Pilkington's into the same shit.... XD

  • @sabatino1977
    @sabatino1977 11 лет назад

    Raccons have them, too.

  • @Rundvelt
    @Rundvelt 12 лет назад

    Thumbs up if you saw "money now so you can see more bananas" on the board.

  • @randallwindleofficial8237
    @randallwindleofficial8237 3 года назад

    Lmao read the eye test chart

  • @ryama86
    @ryama86 11 лет назад

    that is kind of weird once when i wer bout 8 me and my mom went into a super market and i seen a lil boy of bout 4 with blond curley hair just like me when i was that age and his mom called him over and he had the same name as me i still remember that to this day!

  • @benh4544
    @benh4544 3 года назад +1

    3:00 he said the exact same story on XFM but said it was a woman...

  • @BlackMambaShark
    @BlackMambaShark 13 лет назад

    Ya Ricky, it's a time thing.

  • @kryten1992
    @kryten1992 3 года назад

    he honestly has a point about the big bang.

  • @theking24702
    @theking24702 13 лет назад

    LMFAO HA....HA...HA...

  • @caseyandholly123
    @caseyandholly123 12 лет назад

    7:35 look at the wall and read

  • @gonctxu18
    @gonctxu18 4 года назад

    wow

  • @livingdeadgrl18
    @livingdeadgrl18 12 лет назад +1

    Go enjoy looking at stuff

  • @3LBOYS
    @3LBOYS 12 лет назад

    On the wall at 6:41 it says see more bananas.

  • @utdfortreble
    @utdfortreble 13 лет назад

    my dad had his eyes done with this doctor. I think karl is getting confused, he is a human but he has that thing like the hairy chinese kids.

  • @LoveSarcoptesFilms
    @LoveSarcoptesFilms 12 лет назад

    watch from 4:19 with captions on. Hilarious.

  • @ProfWulfenstein
    @ProfWulfenstein 12 лет назад

    That is not what he said. And in a different episode he said that Gorrilas can build things. How can they build if they have no oposable thumbs? Also while their grip may not be as precise as a humans' they are still fully capable of precision grip, and they can indeed wield tools, and perform actions with those tools.
    -Critic of the Critics

  • @Thomasm3000
    @Thomasm3000 3 года назад

    Chimp chat

  • @tb7667
    @tb7667 3 года назад +1

    chimp hands are basically identical to humans. And their feet are more like human hands as well. Gervais is talking shit again.

  • @MIKITANII
    @MIKITANII 12 лет назад

    Well, Brittish English is very different from American English. You see somethings are pronounced differently and spelled differently.

  • @utterpreshure8468
    @utterpreshure8468 3 года назад

    how did he read the number on the ad but not the word chimp

  • @chavedappelle
    @chavedappelle 12 лет назад

    Some sort of... time thing.

  • @LorrdFfuzyLogik
    @LorrdFfuzyLogik 13 лет назад +1

    I WAS RICKY GERVAIS IN MY FUTURE LIFE.

    • @ahoy_11
      @ahoy_11 3 года назад +1

      Take your pills mate

    • @LorrdFfuzyLogik
      @LorrdFfuzyLogik 3 года назад +1

      @@ahoy_11 Go out with me Right Now!!!!!!

    • @ahoy_11
      @ahoy_11 3 года назад

      @@LorrdFfuzyLogik whatever you say dude

    • @LorrdFfuzyLogik
      @LorrdFfuzyLogik 3 года назад +1

      @@ahoy_11 Did you JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!!!!!

    • @ahoy_11
      @ahoy_11 3 года назад

      @@LorrdFfuzyLogik TAKE YOUR FUCKİN PILLS MAN

  • @Prongsie93
    @Prongsie93 11 лет назад

    Karl's real. Just a lot of the same content being mashed together into multiple videos or Ricky/Stephen bringing up a topic again (on Idiot) because it's utterly hilarious.

  • @RoguishBlonde
    @RoguishBlonde 11 лет назад

    yes, i agree, i was more replying to todd. he had one valid point, and one not ;)

  • @vkap77
    @vkap77 12 лет назад

    @SirAlfredSourcock I generally do...

  • @richardlusk8024
    @richardlusk8024 3 года назад

    Chimps do have opposable thumbs

  • @Pendulum143
    @Pendulum143 12 лет назад

    MONEY NOW SO YOU CAN SEE MORE BANANAS