I bet the "leg rubber" actually had some reasonable advice and Karl did what he always does and remembers half of what was said and then just adds words he knows to fill the gaps.
When Steve bursts out laughing and walks off and you can hear him in the background. That gets me EVERY time!!! He rarely laughs that hard unless it's extremely funny xD
The only other times I can remember are Karl's diary entries where he couldn't get through the bit where Karl asks Suzanne if he ever told her about the immune system and the pub that banned a horse from coming in and it was the horse's regular lmao
"You've got jealous bones" kills me every time. The phrase "jealous bones" has such a novel ring to it, I tried to use it as a new gmail account recently, but someone had taken it already. See? It's clearly classic.
@@tonoornottono there’s a big difference between being stupid and finding it difficult to articulate thoughts. “Brain in charge of me” is basically invasive thoughts, which a lot of people suffer from. Karl makes a lot of really good points and observations but can’t articulate it well enough for Steve and Ricky to grasp
@John Gilmore I would agree, but I've seen Ricky in other stuff. If it doesn't conform to his standard view of the world, he immediately dismisses it. Which is strange, because that's the exact opposite of the scientific principles he goes on about.
Anyone who doesn't have Karl in their life is missing out on absolute comedy gold. A shame most people encountered him initially from Sky stuff as is not an introduction that does him justice.
Actually the whole "focusing on your toes" is a real meditation exercise for mindfullness or like gettting your mind down to earth when it gets carried away with unnecessary thoughts Karl totally misunderstood the point tho lmao
I know EXACTLY what he means when he says he was using his eyes even though they were shut 😂😂 Your eyes are closed my your eyeballs keep moving about as if you're looking for stuff!
This is such an old and banal point I don't know why people still bother making it. Karl wasn't in the show from the beginning, he was the producer. Also, Ricky Gervais is just a bigger name than Karl Pilkington. I don't know why people need to make themselves feel clever by saying "THIS SHOULD BE THE KARL PILKINGTON SHOW, FOR I HAVE NOTICED HE IS THE STAR." Well fucking duh.
@@filipzawistowski4390 don't get your knickers in a twist pal, it's just that the other two really aren't that funny. No wonder they brought Karl in, nobody was watching otherwise.
@@arthurtheslime9359 You're right, it's literally just the Ricky and the other dude reacting to Karl with an occasional insult to his character for variety. I'm honestly surprised that the two had a show before Karl came on with how little they provide to Karl. Though I'm guessing they could've been more so script comedians than live and that's why they're very bland.
@@arthurtheslime9359 you don't understand how this type of comedy works. Sometimes there needs to be a balance to the crazy side of the humour. If it was just 3 Karls going on & on (instead of 1 but with Ricky & Steve setting him up for each fall) it wouldn't work half as well
My therapist pretty much tells me the same thing the leg rubber tells Karl that I need to not let one part of my brain control the rest and that I need to consciously be in control rather then let it run wild
When he said if he was controlling his brain or was his brain controlling him, it goes both ways, you don't control your heart beat and your brain takes over breathing when your not paying attention.
@@hackhenk What is Paris Hilton secretly super fucking smart or smth? I'm generally asking because all I know is she's literally the definition of a stock standard model or actresses, that and how she got fucked up in a rehab for kids as a kid.
If you experience nerve irritation in your legs, depending on the cause, it can be relieved by an exercise called 'Nerve flossing', whereby you perform specific movements that 'floss' and lengthen the nerve, reducing the irritation. This could be what Carl meant by him having short nerves
Ricky says himself that it is really the Karl pilkington show, he only called it the Ricky Gervais show at the time because no one would have heard of Karl and it wouldn't have got as many listeners as if they used his name.
Lmfao 🤣.. This conversation reminds me of a typical conversation with my neighbor. I can’t control my laughter when my neighbor speaks. One chat my neighbor and I were having. After busting into laughter uncontrollably in response to her outlandish comments. I said, “ You’re so funny “!! Suddenly the look on her face became stone serious as she then replied, “ How do you mean that “?! Lmfao 🤣 Once I could stop laughing even harder. I simply said, “ You know, as in Ha Ha Ha”! Her face remained serious and for approx. 30 seconds you could see she had to think about my response. Finally she smiled and said, “ Ohh okay “! There hasn’t been a conversation with her since then that I’m not laughing my ass off at her.
It's kinda fun figuring out what's going on in Karl's life that even he doesn't fully realize. It's like he walked into a chiropractic building and didn't even know where he was going. I have a strong feeling his "looking at me toes" story is him trying to recall the act of laying down and thinking about different parts of your body "shutting down" for the night, starting at your toes.
The thing about the brain controlling you or you controlling the brain is actually a profound question about consciousness that isn't yet entirely answered by science. Not sure if Karl meant it that way, though.
He is more enlightened than most but doesn't realise that's why he thinks and acts the way he does. Probably because he has friends like them that make fun of people who think differently. I'm surprised he shares anything with them, I wouldn't.
The therapist was probably actually saying something along the lines of Karl needing to do more neurodynamic exercise as that’s a common treatment for something like sciatica
imma have to disagree with carl here.. if i was blind and all they did was mice, id take the chance.. i mean, whats the worst that can happen? i go blind? LOL
I don't mean to ruin the dream (be it 9 months ago), but often when we wake up, the first few things we see are formulated into the memory of the dreams we just had. So it's totally possible (in fact probably more likely) that you seeing the clock triggered you to believe that you saw that time in your dream, even though you actually never dreamt it. Much the same as Déjà Vu. Read up on how Déjà Vu works, and it might help you understand what I'm saying.
I like how Ricky mishears Karl at first when they're talking about focusing on his toe to get to sleep! 'he's a witch, told you to put a toad under the bed,' I'm surprised Karl didn't answer him!
... you misunderstood, he didn't mishear, he just said the toad example because the leg rubber was talking such bollocks he sounds like a witch, and witches have toads. He could have made the same joke with a black cat.
The tragedy is that the masseur probably gave Karl some sage advice, but it inevitably had to be filtered through Karl's brain, so it came out nonsense.
I bet the "leg rubber" actually had some reasonable advice and Karl did what he always does and remembers half of what was said and then just adds words he knows to fill the gaps.
@JacobofhouseTravillski No, that's mental.
@JacobofhouseTravillski Aparently you and your brain being the same thing is though...
@JacobofhouseTravillski You and Karl would get along like a house on fire.
@JacobofhouseTravillski You clearly lie to yourself to make yourself feel better though.
@JacobofhouseTravillski Points? Are you referring to that page of dribble you wrote?
"I said that was the dumbest thing you ever said"
"Well, listen to this then"
I never caught that the first time. Well spotted 😂
I think he was just trying to back his point up
How are you getting HBO from that International Harvester?
“Hold me pint,” says Karl.
Hey, you're me!
When Steve bursts out laughing and walks off and you can hear him in the background. That gets me EVERY time!!! He rarely laughs that hard unless it's extremely funny xD
almost like all humans...
billy bill jimmy fallon has left the chat.
He laughs all the time
thats why i love steve so much
The only other times I can remember are Karl's diary entries where he couldn't get through the bit where Karl asks Suzanne if he ever told her about the immune system and the pub that banned a horse from coming in and it was the horse's regular lmao
"You've got jealous bones" kills me every time. The phrase "jealous bones" has such a novel ring to it, I tried to use it as a new gmail account recently, but someone had taken it already. See? It's clearly classic.
Well there is a doctor that can treat it: ruclips.net/video/DqbQzmHOLP8/видео.html
So what you're saying is you're jealous of Jealous Bones?😊
I agree, it's comedy gold
I thought “kicked me height” was some British way of saying “reached my peak”. Nope.
Nah fam reached your potential
Ruan I thought he was on about pulling his own wieght
Hahhahahaha this is Karl Pilkington
You cant define an idiom with an idiom
But yeh ik what u mean
@@zeeweed150 which also mean "reached my peak"
You know its funny when you can hear Steve laughing
bim tosh on rare occasions Karl laughs!
There was thinking it was when I was laughing
@@asdfghjkl52472 In the podcasts it's rare, but in the original radio shows which I prefer tbf he laughed much more.
@@vhseshproductions2378 good one
@@detectiveh7399 thanjs
08:25 ''Your blood's paranoid.'' ''You've got jealous bones.'' ''You're the sort of person whose stomach's hungrier than you.''
That third one is golden
“your eyes can see further than you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
These exact quotes are why I'm here 😂 my friend and I quote them all the time!
he probably had a pinched nerve and completely misunderstood the leg rubber
the masseur was talking about mindfulness meditation. essentially training your brain to not get carried away with stressful thoughts.
@John Gilmore you sound stressed, maybe you should try meditating?
@457 0X the masseur was not the one to say these things. karl is just too stupid to remember it properly
@@tonoornottono there’s a big difference between being stupid and finding it difficult to articulate thoughts. “Brain in charge of me” is basically invasive thoughts, which a lot of people suffer from. Karl makes a lot of really good points and observations but can’t articulate it well enough for Steve and Ricky to grasp
Who let you in?
You're talking shit. Play a record.
It's likely his "leg rubber" was talking about a pinched sciatic nerve, and Karl misunderstood the explanation of what that is.
Tre B could you explain?
Tre B but Karl sucks at explaining that
Wubba Wubba plonker
The thing the leg rubber was doing was a femoral or sciatic nerve test. Ricky is so close-minded. He just instantly assumes he knows about everything.
@John Gilmore I would agree, but I've seen Ricky in other stuff. If it doesn't conform to his standard view of the world, he immediately dismisses it. Which is strange, because that's the exact opposite of the scientific principles he goes on about.
08:47 ''You're the sort of person whose eyes can see further than you can.''
"When you go to sleep..."
Steven: "Close your eyes."
Line.
"Don't worry you're not dead" lol
“It may seem like it but you’re not” 🤣
“You’re just asleep.”
The explosion of tic tac’s was a great touch
To the man/woman that animates these, bless your soul.. i'm working my abs hard
What makes it funnier is that you can tell what he means, but he says it in about the dumbest way possible
Anyone who doesn't have Karl in their life is missing out on absolute comedy gold. A shame most people encountered him initially from Sky stuff as is not an introduction that does him justice.
Actually the whole "focusing on your toes" is a real meditation exercise for mindfullness or like gettting your mind down to earth when it gets carried away with unnecessary thoughts
Karl totally misunderstood the point tho lmao
Karl - "oh, you're obviously that sort of person who....."
Ricky - " who's a fuck-wit! Hahaha"
Svahn ‘who’s gullible enough to spend 46 quid on this... hokum’
I know EXACTLY what he means when he says he was using his eyes even though they were shut 😂😂 Your eyes are closed my your eyeballs keep moving about as if you're looking for stuff!
Oh Emily this isn't medicine 😅
Play a record.
9:56 The laughter from both Ricky and Steve is hilarious 😂😂
The way they animate the lads is spot-on.
I swear to god I just got an ad for headspace at the end of this vid telling me to focus on my feet and toes to help me get to sleep
3.10 young karl drops tictacs when he falls over hahaha
I think they are tic tacs coming off the driveway, in reference to Ricky's joke about using them the redo the driveway haha.
@@isabellalink1443 no, Karl once got crates of tictacs off somewhere.
'tinging it's way up the tube' 😂😂😂
1:53 "Christ Almighty do some fucking work" hahaha
This should be called the Karl Pilkington show because he provides 100% of the material while they giggle in the background
This is such an old and banal point I don't know why people still bother making it. Karl wasn't in the show from the beginning, he was the producer. Also, Ricky Gervais is just a bigger name than Karl Pilkington. I don't know why people need to make themselves feel clever by saying "THIS SHOULD BE THE KARL PILKINGTON SHOW, FOR I HAVE NOTICED HE IS THE STAR." Well fucking duh.
@@filipzawistowski4390 don't get your knickers in a twist pal, it's just that the other two really aren't that funny. No wonder they brought Karl in, nobody was watching otherwise.
@@arthurtheslime9359 You're right, it's literally just the Ricky and the other dude reacting to Karl with an occasional insult to his character for variety. I'm honestly surprised that the two had a show before Karl came on with how little they provide to Karl. Though I'm guessing they could've been more so script comedians than live and that's why they're very bland.
@@tranidite ever heard of the office?
@@arthurtheslime9359 you don't understand how this type of comedy works. Sometimes there needs to be a balance to the crazy side of the humour. If it was just 3 Karls going on & on (instead of 1 but with Ricky & Steve setting him up for each fall) it wouldn't work half as well
My therapist pretty much tells me the same thing the leg rubber tells Karl that I need to not let one part of my brain control the rest and that I need to consciously be in control rather then let it run wild
This is the funniest thing on the whole show. I watched it several times and it cracks me up every time....
When did Bill Bailey become a professional leg rubber?
nice!
When he said if he was controlling his brain or was his brain controlling him, it goes both ways, you don't control your heart beat and your brain takes over breathing when your not paying attention.
09:56 That moment when you laugh so hard you actually have difficulty breathing.
he was using his eyes even though they were shut. looooooool
I do that sometimes, makes it hard to sleep
I don't know what's funny about that. It makes perfect sense. You can't move your eyes when your eyelids are shut?
@@pshuckle7488 It really doesn't, might wanna try thinking a little.
@@MyName_Jeff You might want to try thinking a little more.
You haven’t got any Lenor have ya??
Brilliant 😂😂😂
That’s why I’m bald, getting up at half 4”😂😂
“Your the sort of person who’s stomachs hungrier than you” hahaha
@@MaxMallard I do that often
😁 " I didn't kick me height in the playground
Me Dad used to get me to do it the back garden 😂😅
Lmao I can just imagine it happening.
Mr. Plinkington is a classic version of what I call an "idiot filter". Information goes in normally and comes out sounding idiotic. 😂
Thank you Karl, you make me feel like an astrophysicist
@Wubba Wubba How high were you when you wrote this?
@@hackhenk What is Paris Hilton secretly super fucking smart or smth? I'm generally asking because all I know is she's literally the definition of a stock standard model or actresses, that and how she got fucked up in a rehab for kids as a kid.
"Karl my toe's better" gets me every time
I think that’s the hardest Karl has ever made Steve laugh 😂
I almost died at the end.
better go the the leg rubber then
If you experience nerve irritation in your legs, depending on the cause, it can be relieved by an exercise called 'Nerve flossing', whereby you perform specific movements that 'floss' and lengthen the nerve, reducing the irritation. This could be what Carl meant by him having short nerves
Which movements
Is that where the Fortnite Dance comes from?
God bless Karl and his ability to turn perfectly cromulemt concepts into pure bollocks
I've listened to these over and over again and the conclusion that they get funnier each time I hear them. Lol
Did you see him land in the tick tacks 😂😂
2:22 gets me thru day
Cheers from the fucked up future….2022
This should really be the Karl Pilkington Show.
Ricky says himself that it is really the Karl pilkington show, he only called it the Ricky Gervais show at the time because no one would have heard of Karl and it wouldn't have got as many listeners as if they used his name.
2:23 that’s probably the funniest animation in the show
Just imagine Karl doing that at 7 years old lol
I never knew this but this leg rubber is Russel brand, you can find audio of both Russel and Karl talking about it
The animation makes this even better.
Carl is a weapon!!
Lmfao 🤣.. This conversation reminds me of a typical conversation with my neighbor. I can’t control my laughter when my neighbor speaks.
One chat my neighbor and I were having. After busting into laughter uncontrollably in response to her outlandish comments. I said, “ You’re so funny “!!
Suddenly the look on her face became stone serious as she then replied, “ How do you mean that “?! Lmfao 🤣
Once I could stop laughing even harder. I simply said, “ You know, as in Ha Ha Ha”! Her face remained serious and for approx. 30 seconds you could see she had to think about my response. Finally she smiled and said, “ Ohh okay “! There hasn’t been a conversation with her since then that I’m not laughing my ass off at her.
It's kinda fun figuring out what's going on in Karl's life that even he doesn't fully realize. It's like he walked into a chiropractic building and didn't even know where he was going. I have a strong feeling his "looking at me toes" story is him trying to recall the act of laying down and thinking about different parts of your body "shutting down" for the night, starting at your toes.
“Sorry to start off with such a hard question.” 😆
I love ricks laugh. It's a marmite thing I know.
9:58 your welcome 😂😂😂
I love karl
The thing about the brain controlling you or you controlling the brain is actually a profound question about consciousness that isn't yet entirely answered by science. Not sure if Karl meant it that way, though.
I'll take "No he didn't" for a thousand.
That animation is just amazing
"Christi almighty, do some fucking work!"....I love em!
I need video footage of these podcasts 😂😂
Cameron Pepper
This is the footage. It's clear that Karl lives in a cartoon world.
Kristjan Kangro hahahahahah 😂
This show makes eating more difficult.
Miss this show so much.
Karl is actually enlightened
No he fucking isn't. He's funny but he's a fucking idiot.
He is more enlightened than most but doesn't realise that's why he thinks and acts the way he does. Probably because he has friends like them that make fun of people who think differently. I'm surprised he shares anything with them, I wouldn't.
james ford I'm hungover.
Philip Sadler that's the worst.
Watching the videos many times Ricky and Steve come across close minded and idiotic
This and KP plumbing where amazing
Thank you.... Nothing else to add
"Professional leg rubber" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In Karl's defence you aren't in control of your brain, your concious existence doesn't make decisions your subconscious does. Watch vsauce.
Lol
3 years to go to cure blindness
I think we're there now... Maybe...
When you go to sleep.... close your eyes, but karl... keep breathing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
karl is right about the nerves being too short -- it is a real thing
3:11
The tic tacs lol, good detail
Only 3 more years until we cure blindness 😚
2:40 "kicked me height."
Tic tac drive, amazing touch!
The therapist was probably actually saying something along the lines of Karl needing to do more neurodynamic exercise as that’s a common treatment for something like sciatica
imma have to disagree with carl here.. if i was blind and all they did was mice, id take the chance.. i mean, whats the worst that can happen? i go blind? LOL
@17ll3 x214 this is not just your average everyday blindness....this is....ADVANCED blindness.
@@avosmash2121 hey, if i close my eyes it doesnt seem so bad ¦ - )
They could give you mice eyes
Haha he even struggled to remember his own age.
This show feels like people picking on that one kid in school that doesn't speak english as his first language.
Its just cringy when they're picking on those kids,this is funny because they're all mentally capable,but Karl just doesn't care
You don't cut Ricky mid "I'm gonna die". Ricky's laugh is half the bit.
did the leg rubber just kick his height?
Look when the blind fellow comes in don't say we've done it on mice, just say we've done it on eyes
The animation is hilarious 😂
I kicked me height when I was a kid 😂😂 I could watch this a million times
If you turn the leg rubbers head upside down it is the same shape as Dignity drawn by Kirk van Houten
"The outside of your body's longer than your inside"
Isn't that true for everyone?
I was taught its the other way around, like back in school on the biology classes the length of the intestines was like the "cool facts" for any kid.
The inside is longer than the outside, once it’s unraveled.
intestines are like shoelaces.
You're the sort of person who's eyes can see further than you can 👀
I just had a dream where I had to put in the safe number '1037' and then I woke up and it was 10:37.
Oh no. I became Karl Pilkington.
CallMeFreakFujiko There is no 10:37
I don't mean to ruin the dream (be it 9 months ago), but often when we wake up, the first few things we see are formulated into the memory of the dreams we just had. So it's totally possible (in fact probably more likely) that you seeing the clock triggered you to believe that you saw that time in your dream, even though you actually never dreamt it.
Much the same as Déjà Vu. Read up on how Déjà Vu works, and it might help you understand what I'm saying.
2:22 body poppin and that
I'm 100% sure Karl was referring to a physical therapist/masseuse, but somehow that concept eluded him...
3:10 notice the tic tacs from the driveway
Suck the driveway if ya like!
The best part for me is the fucking ponytail on the legrubber! 😂😂😂😂
I thought short nerves meant you were on edge easily. Or they hurt easily. I didn't think someone literally thought their nerves were short.
I like how Ricky mishears Karl at first when they're talking about focusing on his toe to get to sleep! 'he's a witch, told you to put a toad under the bed,' I'm surprised Karl didn't answer him!
... you misunderstood, he didn't mishear, he just said the toad example because the leg rubber was talking such bollocks he sounds like a witch, and witches have toads. He could have made the same joke with a black cat.
" Christ almighty, do some fucking work " 😂😂😂
“I kicked me height” lmfao
Truly Karl is Ricky's gift to the world!
This man is either a fucking guy who can predict the future or is fucking amazingly smart but says his knowledge and wisdom in stupid ways.
oh karl just genius 👏🤣
The tragedy is that the masseur probably gave Karl some sage advice, but it inevitably had to be filtered through Karl's brain, so it came out nonsense.
It Steve's job just to ask "what does that mean?"
Wow I can't believe I found a episode I haven't watched. Gonna be a good night's sleep 😴