Best of Karlology - Karl Pilkington's greatest theories, stories, quotes and opinions (Part 2)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024
  • From The Ricky Gervais Show (animated series). Part 2 of 6.

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  • @nothinbutgood
    @nothinbutgood 4 года назад +318

    The animators deserve some serious praise

    • @Ichronicgaming
      @Ichronicgaming 11 месяцев назад +7

      They deserve rewards?

    • @nothinbutgood
      @nothinbutgood 11 месяцев назад

      no Idea what ur on about @@Ichronicgaming

    • @Dan-rc1sl
      @Dan-rc1sl 8 месяцев назад +4

      Yes. Take it for granted 🎉

    • @alicemargiela
      @alicemargiela 8 месяцев назад +3

      yep, craig kellman directed the animation

    • @idontdovarioustasks
      @idontdovarioustasks 8 месяцев назад +4

      Play a record!

  • @laughing-cat
    @laughing-cat 4 года назад +169

    That's too bad Karl feels like he doesn't really do anything with his life. I have pretty bad issues with getting blue or feeling lonely and every time I'm down I just find me some Karl and he gives me such a good laugh, he helps me get through the rough times. I bet he helps a lot of folks who need laughter in their lives.

    • @tinyhouseranch
      @tinyhouseranch 11 месяцев назад +11

      He does. Bless Him 🥹

    • @magicmyc2672
      @magicmyc2672 10 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah, Ricky is a bully imo.

    • @jwc-lw3sp
      @jwc-lw3sp 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@magicmyc2672Ricky and Carl are mates 😂

    • @craigward3341
      @craigward3341 7 месяцев назад +3

      Not anymore, especially with how much of Ricky's material is just stuff karl has said

    • @Hacienda_27
      @Hacienda_27 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@craigward3341who cares, made his money the easy way, no one ever really complains about that

  • @joeyquarrymooseknuckle8322
    @joeyquarrymooseknuckle8322 8 лет назад +232

    I don't wanna be a blind ghost... bumping into everything. The dude's priceless.

    • @TerryTonon
      @TerryTonon Год назад +6

      If moths had eyes would they be happier?
      How do they know they're not dead?

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yes😊

  • @persistentgamer6514
    @persistentgamer6514 5 лет назад +634

    The chemical elements needed to make washing detergent have been found on Mars, translated in Karls memory to "They've found a washing machine on Mars"

    • @Lexoka
      @Lexoka 5 лет назад +24

      Meh, close enough.

    • @joshuamullaney195
      @joshuamullaney195 4 года назад +3

      LOL, you believe NASA knows anything about Mars hahahaha, you idiots will believe anything ….

    • @yodaddy4010
      @yodaddy4010 4 года назад +9

      joshua mullaney they don’t... isn’t that the point of researching and learning?

    • @lensperspective9753
      @lensperspective9753 4 года назад +3

      Deep Dish Dolphin You have never been to a college if you think the will is to research for the sake of the publics knowledge, the will is to research to have a grant, funding, and personal security of their belief system and income.

    • @yodaddy4010
      @yodaddy4010 4 года назад

      Lens Perspective 1) wrong comment dude
      2) thanks for the info, kinda just assumed (you were right, I haven’t been to college yet but I’m getting close)

  • @emilyjane9844
    @emilyjane9844 7 лет назад +250

    I watch a different every night to help me fall asleep, absolutely comedy genius by a man that speaks his mind

    • @CJ_YT.
      @CJ_YT. 6 лет назад +39

      And you’re a little creep, mate

    • @VictorVanDenBass
      @VictorVanDenBass 5 лет назад +3

      I think women are just as strong and funny as men, PLUS IM VEGAN

    • @RetroAdzz
      @RetroAdzz 5 лет назад +3

      No one cares if your a vegan

    • @VictorVanDenBass
      @VictorVanDenBass 5 лет назад +9

      @@RetroAdzz It was a joke and that's suuuuuuper obvious.

    • @mikekoz68
      @mikekoz68 5 лет назад +1

      RetroAdzz r/woooooosh

  • @RicoBully90
    @RicoBully90 8 лет назад +1287

    the best thing to listen to while in bed

    • @juliec5136
      @juliec5136 7 лет назад +18

      Same.

    • @thetoddsmith
      @thetoddsmith 7 лет назад +65

      I sleep to it

    • @shak-
      @shak- 7 лет назад +15

      Same here, either this or South Park.

    • @wolfman8325
      @wolfman8325 7 лет назад +43

      I do that, I'm doing it right now. I have a single earphone I put in one ear and lay on my side... I usually fall asleep while listening to this.

    • @Blinko7
      @Blinko7 7 лет назад +2

      The_Angry_Raccoon me three

  • @jennamilleryall
    @jennamilleryall 4 года назад +29

    Animated Karl, popping and locking, is the best thing I’ve seen.

  • @justinfalzon6854
    @justinfalzon6854 5 лет назад +317

    "Suzanne didn't laugh when I said her ass has the same problem" hahahahahaaaa

    • @oncnurse5
      @oncnurse5 5 лет назад +3

      Justin Falzon ~ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kribz4576
      @kribz4576 5 месяцев назад +5

      Arse*

    • @Dreamskater100
      @Dreamskater100 5 месяцев назад +2

      I like your username picture. What is it?.

    • @justinfalzon6854
      @justinfalzon6854 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Dreamskater100 an atom. I studied chemistry for years.

    • @Dreamskater100
      @Dreamskater100 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@justinfalzon6854 Of course! Thank you.
      At first I thought planetary more but I see & remember now.
      Nice subject of choice.

  • @RowanTheAlien
    @RowanTheAlien 8 лет назад +173

    "Mr Dilkington" had me fucking crying

    • @Guitarguy1191
      @Guitarguy1191 7 лет назад +2

      It works every time

    • @imogenwelsh1036
      @imogenwelsh1036 3 года назад

      Look ac be ova
      A a. L

    • @imogenwelsh1036
      @imogenwelsh1036 3 года назад

      Check see a
      X o no x V c wk o candy hi BBC

    • @imogenwelsh1036
      @imogenwelsh1036 3 года назад

      Face z BC m X x CD X xxxx.

    • @CTheRobot
      @CTheRobot 9 месяцев назад +1

      It’s one of the greatest quotes in their entire time together 😂😂

  • @claireshaw2980
    @claireshaw2980 Год назад +31

    Karl predicted the movie - In Time where a luminous countdown timer is imprinted in peoples skin. When you run out of time you drop dead.

  • @surferles589
    @surferles589 5 лет назад +720

    Most of the time, Karl is right. It's only his inability to articulate that gets him in trouble

    • @SamuelHauptmannvanDam
      @SamuelHauptmannvanDam 5 лет назад +11

      Right that's what get's him in trouble. xD What you on about! xD

    • @oncnurse5
      @oncnurse5 5 лет назад +2

      Surferles ~ I agree with you, he’s OFTEN SPOT ON!!!

    • @Nova-tu9xi
      @Nova-tu9xi 5 лет назад +23

      Right about what? Camels not needing humps? Worms being capable of cognitive thinking? Fishes having more rights? He is so fundamentally wrong on almost everything and just plain doesn't understand anything remotely complex. Just because you like someone, you shouldn't give such inaccurate credit.

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 4 года назад +6

      No, that's totally untrue. He is wrong way more than he is right and more often than not, when he is wrong he is staggeringly wrong.

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 4 года назад +9

      Not only is Karl wrong most of the time, the level of each 'wrongness' is often jaw-dropping in its idiocy. Add to that the arrogance of clinging on to an opinion that started forming seconds before (as he kept his mouth talking) and you have a profoundly wrong guy.
      Even if we agreed that Karl was 50/50 right/wrong, his idiocy around space and space travel alone is enough to want to find him and force him to read a children's book about the planets, the Apollo program, NASA etc. Hell, even 'dishwasher on Mars' is worthy of a clip across the ear.

  • @ryanm94
    @ryanm94 8 лет назад +518

    "What I mean is, I don't know what I mean." - K Dilkington

    • @rustyshackleforth763
      @rustyshackleforth763 6 лет назад +10

      "I'm using me fables." K Dilkington

    • @jodi2847
      @jodi2847 5 лет назад +8

      It's moments like that when I kinda feel sorry for Karl. He almost certainly has a learning disability. He has no reading comprehension and lacks focus enough to listen when he's being told something. His brain is full of thoughts he cannot articulate. He has an imagined understanding of the world around him that has nothing to do with reality. And he has almost no ability to relate to human beings.

    • @poeticlicensetokill
      @poeticlicensetokill 5 лет назад +3

      @@jodi2847 I'm convinced Karl is autistic. I wonder if Ricky has figured this out or not?

    • @ellieb5537
      @ellieb5537 5 лет назад +2

      You lots

    • @jo1stormlord
      @jo1stormlord 5 лет назад +12

      Learning disability? Nah. He can learn things just fine. He is just not that intelligent or book smart, but he has practical intelligence (as in, learn by doing not by reading). And he has imagination but his ability to relate to human beings is hindered by his lack of information and experience.
      He doesn't lack focus, he just gets overwhelmed and overly focused sometimes. He thinks very deeply and quite clearly about things, but he doesn't think very "widely". He starts with wrong assumptions, so he comes to the wrong conclusions. He is your average joe, misinformed, he read something somewhere and might be misremembering it (like that washing machine on Mars thing. The article said that the rover has the weight of the washing machine) and has opinion about it. Like in another episode, "Why would anybody in Africa want a goat? They don't have food or water anyway and they would need to feed it, innit?"
      The wrong assumptions are: What does goat eat? It probably eats everything like humans do. So why would you want to have a goat?
      The right information is: They have grass and water in Africa, grass is not edible for humans but it is for goats. Goats produce milk which is edible for humans. Thus, it is a way to solve the hunger problem.
      But Karl is focused on his own experience. "I don't need goat, I wouldn't want to get goat for Christmas, why would anybody want to get one?"

  • @kaykko
    @kaykko 9 лет назад +107

    "Side on"
    "Side on bring it in"
    and you go .... "alright" loooool

  • @katarinazoric5216
    @katarinazoric5216 8 лет назад +104

    animated Ricky is my favorite character ever

    • @albertmoffet2116
      @albertmoffet2116 5 лет назад +8

      Youre an idiot

    • @oneblacksun
      @oneblacksun 5 лет назад +1

      The real one is the opposite.

    • @Amory-wd3ws
      @Amory-wd3ws 5 лет назад +1

      Animated Ricky is really cute.

    • @digi_edits
      @digi_edits 4 года назад +2

      @@Amory-wd3ws Nah, animated Karl is.

    • @tyrelloge6910
      @tyrelloge6910 4 года назад

      Fred Flintstone looking ass 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexo1234ss1
    @alexo1234ss1  8 лет назад +50

    Part 3 tonight guys! Just a heads up, the video is about 1 hour 40 minutes long (as oppose to the usual 1 hour) just because it was so hard to cut down the 7 episodes it was comprised of because they were all gold. Make of that what you will, but be sure to enjoy!

  • @HarrisBoe
    @HarrisBoe 8 лет назад +238

    Karl's review of Earth: 7.8/10 too much water

    • @nathanx2000.
      @nathanx2000. 5 лет назад +6

      Harris : I sense an IGN reference

    • @senorcoonster
      @senorcoonster 5 лет назад

      Harris : he’s from manchester 😂

  • @chadbaptiste4227
    @chadbaptiste4227 8 лет назад +59

    "You're talkin' shit, again! Carry on!"

  • @jcawt
    @jcawt 9 лет назад +51

    These are amazing, don't stop!

    • @alexo1234ss1
      @alexo1234ss1  9 лет назад +40

      +Josh Cawthorne I'LL STOP WHEN I'M DEAD.

    • @yasin224
      @yasin224 8 лет назад +4

      +the.alexo1234ss1 r.i.p

  • @shaneshanks9702
    @shaneshanks9702 6 месяцев назад +201

    Who's listening in 2024?❤

  • @Velasca
    @Velasca 5 лет назад +51

    28:00 - Ricky thinks Steve is laughing at the post making it into the diary, not knowing the legendary thing that is actually coming

  • @DevInvest
    @DevInvest 5 лет назад +9

    He’s SOOO F’n RIGHT about the baby laughing hysterically in the middle of the night..
    That’s definitely a roll over and “Honey- you get this one”😂😂

  • @rjsharee
    @rjsharee 11 месяцев назад +7

    This brings me so much joy i just can’t explain 😄

  • @TonyEnglandUK
    @TonyEnglandUK 5 лет назад +8

    What about a word for the animator, he captured such good likenesses of all three in just a few lines.

  • @46danz
    @46danz 4 года назад +3

    This is the best podcast ive ever heard.Karl you’re a star.

  • @Excremental_Discharge
    @Excremental_Discharge 10 месяцев назад +9

    Karl's idea of a watch that counts down to your death actually sounds like it could be the plot to an episode of The Twilight Zone. I'll give him props for that concept

    • @jc31312jch
      @jc31312jch 4 месяца назад +1

      In Time is literally that concept.They can laugh at Karl as much they want but no doubt some of his ideas are quite facinating.

  • @zacwilson3381
    @zacwilson3381 5 лет назад +9

    I never get bored of watching Karl he makes you think and laugh

  • @thepontiacbandit7874
    @thepontiacbandit7874 5 лет назад +14

    A friend of a friend of mine (John Woolf) has recently written a book about Victorian freaks, that Karl would absolutely adore, cos it’s about all the things that Karl mentioned.
    John Woolf actually has a PhD in Victorian Freak Shows. Can you imagine how many questions Karl would ask him??

    • @katielynch9740
      @katielynch9740 5 месяцев назад +2

      A PHD in Victorian freak shows? What, he’s “Dr of Victorian freak shows”?

    • @BigChiken44
      @BigChiken44 4 месяца назад

      He also wrote "Black Victorians" which has a nice interesting foundation, but all that is covered in a thick layer of sh*t, telling how BLACK PEOPLE SHAPED VICTORIAN BRITAIN (yeah, sure, all 3 of them).

  • @frognipp9015
    @frognipp9015 5 лет назад +6

    Gods, Ricky cackling in background when Karl talks makes it so much better. Brilliant.

  • @darhk2889
    @darhk2889 5 лет назад +61

    How is Karl so cold? I absolutely love him but what the hell. How is he not laughing with anything?

    • @macmuggo5459
      @macmuggo5459 5 лет назад +10

      Darhk because he’s taking it seriously

    • @1who4me
      @1who4me 5 лет назад +38

      He is, you can hear it sometimes. The cartoonist really leans on portraying his expression as very dry

    • @ihaveasmalldickbut1399
      @ihaveasmalldickbut1399 4 года назад +6

      @@1who4me that's not true watch any other interview with him or podcast where you can watch them talking he takes it all serious and isn't trying to be funny, you hardly see him laugh even on an idiot abroad

    • @DirtyDozen6612
      @DirtyDozen6612 4 года назад +6

      Darhk Hes a northerner

    • @theshamanite
      @theshamanite 4 года назад +7

      Probably bc it's his ideas being laughed at, but if they're friends it's probably just for the show.

  • @Mairi.2
    @Mairi.2 9 лет назад +153

    Oh my God this stuff is so, so funny!!!! How to even comment?! And the cartoonist, artist capturing the expressions, oh all of it, great!

    • @ThisLittleBunny
      @ThisLittleBunny 5 лет назад +6

      The glasses. The wig. The catchphrase. *Brilliant*.

    • @josephcooper5225
      @josephcooper5225 4 года назад

      @@bloodyninen7 it’s more Hannah Barbara (the original scooby doo artists) instead of the Flintstones but yeah very true it’s done perfectly

  • @ZoeyKirituOfficial
    @ZoeyKirituOfficial 4 года назад +10

    I'm the Karl of my friend group.
    I also understand everything he says.

  • @sixcandoneb
    @sixcandoneb 10 месяцев назад +9

    2024 and this is still comedy gold 😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @IllusiveSerb
    @IllusiveSerb 5 лет назад +8

    "I feel like I'm not needed". Yep. I work in industrial engineering department and I feel like this all the time.

  • @CJ_YT.
    @CJ_YT. 5 лет назад +14

    Karl should have his own podcast

    • @tom-vf1xv
      @tom-vf1xv 3 месяца назад +1

      He can't be bothered

  • @midgetworld228
    @midgetworld228 4 месяца назад +1

    This show is criminally underrated

  • @nasdpmlima6248
    @nasdpmlima6248 5 лет назад +10

    “If the wright brothers said “ah, forget it” we wouldn’t have wings now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ricky you kill me

  • @shaunlenton8865
    @shaunlenton8865 5 лет назад +5

    12:00 mum had one of the paintings of a child crying, after she passed away I became the custodian of the painting. The painting used to creep me out when I was a child. I'm in my 40's now and the painting is still just as creepy. It's always there, always watching and always crying.........

    • @dankesteevee1937
      @dankesteevee1937 4 года назад

      Why are they so popular in the UK?. I don't mean to bother you I'm sorry about that just a curious canadian passing through.

    • @shaunlenton8865
      @shaunlenton8865 4 года назад

      Dankest Eevee the reasons why my mum had one of the paintings was due to the fact that she lost her 1st born son at the age of 7 and the little boy featured in the painting reminded her of the child that she lost. That's why we have one of the paintings, I'm sorry but I have no idea why they were so popular with the rest of the people who had/have one of the images.....

    • @Wulfyr
      @Wulfyr 5 месяцев назад

      I wish I knew. I always found 'em a bit unsettling too. The British working class have always had these strange ornaments that they think make them look sophisticated. My Nan had these two porcelain dogs that's another one people might remember from the 60s/70s. A lot of people had those three flying ducks over the mantlepiece. It was a strange postwar trend that I'm baffled by.

  • @lunamoona1645
    @lunamoona1645 6 лет назад +18

    I saw a robin with a worm and I was like “put it down” 😂😂😂 crying! 😂😂😂

  • @restlesswretch3555
    @restlesswretch3555 9 лет назад +140

    I must be an idiot, because Karl is a genius. Seriously, his questions are really good. Never thought about my thought-accent. Wonder what mine is... Cause, I can't really think right now without forcing an accent... I must try this.

    • @undercoverbrother67
      @undercoverbrother67 9 лет назад +14

      +Ian Cordia You're an idiot.

    • @restlesswretch3555
      @restlesswretch3555 9 лет назад +17

      Thank you.

    • @Thatguy7242
      @Thatguy7242 9 лет назад +22

      He's not a _genius_. He'd seem like an OK philosopher if he was better with words.

    • @restlesswretch3555
      @restlesswretch3555 9 лет назад +17

      Thatguy7242 Yeah he's not the best with words, but think about what he's saying. His outlook is so different from the norm that most wouldn't even think about what he's saying. But, humanity has always dismissed the words of the wise as folly.

    • @restlesswretch3555
      @restlesswretch3555 9 лет назад

      Thurman Merman Don't see how his mother possibly being a witch has anything to do with it, but okay. I do think that Ricky misunderstood Karl, though.

  • @dovesfan1
    @dovesfan1 8 месяцев назад +5

    "you live and you learn" that's a little mantra.

  • @boneheap1000
    @boneheap1000 9 лет назад +256

    "Did I tell you about the immune system?"

    • @veronicabrowne2238
      @veronicabrowne2238 6 лет назад +10

      I'm so jealous of Suzanne

    • @o0julek0o
      @o0julek0o 6 лет назад +12

      To be honest, this is the best possible test to check if a woman is the one. If she's up for taking all of your shit and still loving you. Just wake her up 'accidentally' at 6 AM on the weekend and ask if you've told her about the immune system. It's like the Bronx story woman check 2.0

    • @saiyaniam
      @saiyaniam 5 лет назад +2

      Ask me about hitler

    • @user-jw4fx3bw8r
      @user-jw4fx3bw8r 5 лет назад +2

      Not now Karl

  • @alexo1234ss1
    @alexo1234ss1  8 лет назад +14

    Part 4 coming very very soon. Again it's quite long, this time due to Kidney stone diary entries, and the happiness anecdotes towards the end. Plus the rare animated record of Karl laughing. You won't be disappointed, and if you are, you're an idiot. Play a record.

  • @Minefields
    @Minefields 5 лет назад +7

    46:31 Ricky talks about some profound stuff that got me thinking. Imagine living a life without illnesses and diseases, peacefully dying in your sleep. It would be the most amazing thing. It is eventually going to happen with the help of medicine and technology, unfortunately we, probably, won't be around by then.

  • @TonyEnglandUK
    @TonyEnglandUK 9 лет назад +60

    Imagine you go on holiday for 7 days and you read that Karl has been put in charge of the UK.
    And imagine how it would look when you came back......

    • @carlabarrera8850
      @carlabarrera8850 8 лет назад +2

      @Tony England
      Hahaha that's the best thing I've read all day!

    • @TreeBeardNero
      @TreeBeardNero 8 лет назад

      James Avison weiiiirdoooo

    • @noddy3007
      @noddy3007 8 лет назад +7

      he wouldn't have any of it. Too much assle innit.

    • @emilyjane9844
      @emilyjane9844 7 лет назад

      Tony England I would take the next flight home

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 7 лет назад +1

      James Avison Really? Just because she's a girl? Don't be a fucking weirdo, man.

  • @ThatTechGeek.
    @ThatTechGeek. 4 года назад +9

    where has this show been jesus i wish i found this sooner

    • @jamesduncan6729
      @jamesduncan6729 4 года назад +3

      Same here, I'm right kicking myself for not finding this sooner

  • @nadiablack4797
    @nadiablack4797 8 месяцев назад +3

    They are so mean to him ❤

  • @piaparadis1253
    @piaparadis1253 Год назад +10

    ❤It doesn't matter how many times I listen to these shows,I crack up so hard and loud, it feels good in my soul! I am truly thankful for Ricky's unselfishness and sharing the comedic genius of Carl. Most Stars, especially comediennes, would never want anyone to outshine them in funniness. Ricky is so sure of his own talent that he doesn't get jealous, he really enjoys Carl and his wild brain. I adore Ricky Gervais, he is such a sweet and funny man! Love from Paris, Pia Paradis Muah!💄💋❤

  • @AliciaNyblade
    @AliciaNyblade 5 лет назад +16

    Ricky's idea that all stress and worry about death would disappear if everyone just died in their sleep is absolute madness. That would make me terrified to go to sleep.

    • @brograb898
      @brograb898 11 месяцев назад +2

      Has he seen ANY nightmare on elm street

    • @kaymuldoon3575
      @kaymuldoon3575 10 месяцев назад

      Not me. That’s the way I prefer to go.

    • @garethperry5365
      @garethperry5365 8 месяцев назад +2

      Every time you wake up you'd have to run round checking if your loved ones were dead or not. Every day. That also means each time you go to sleep you'll have to potentially say goodbye forever to your family, just in case...

    • @AliciaNyblade
      @AliciaNyblade 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@garethperry5365 Right?! Everyone's stress and worry would be magnified by tenfold. Like I said, Ricky's nuts for thinking otherwise.

    • @unknown6390
      @unknown6390 6 месяцев назад +1

      I think he's implying that you wouldn't necessarily know when you'e die and if you did want to you'd have the option for assisted euthanasia. Taking the violence out of death-but how do you avoid accidents?

  • @alexo1234ss1
    @alexo1234ss1  9 лет назад +85

    'Karl is an idiot. If you think he's a genius, you're an idiot' - Mr Gervais. Enjoy.

    • @alexo1234ss1
      @alexo1234ss1  9 лет назад +2

      +derp hr Completely agree man, things like this and If I Were You (Podcast by two comedians Jake and Amir) where it's simply people chatting and laughing really brighten up my day. Simply amazing for when you're feeling down! It's great to know people are enjoying them as that's the only reason I'm uploading them - I love sharing these three's genius with the world. Have a great day!

    • @ProMaxElite
      @ProMaxElite 9 лет назад +1

      +the.alexo1234ss1 Hasn't Ricky called Karl a genius numerous times? Hahaha

    • @combatsloth4312
      @combatsloth4312 9 лет назад

      Oi, we neeeed a part 3. Get on it. Pleeeeease. Its christmas after all.

    • @thoughtseize8356
      @thoughtseize8356 9 лет назад +1

      +ProMaxElite sarcastically

    • @meriemjouini6397
      @meriemjouini6397 9 лет назад

      g

  • @timharbert7145
    @timharbert7145 2 года назад +26

    I wish Karl had Elon Musk's money.

    • @kgpspyguy
      @kgpspyguy 12 дней назад +4

      *reading from Elon Karl’s diary.
      *met with a wealthy oil sheik in Dubai.
      *he showed me his collection of Ferraris
      *I wondered why he needed so many cars, considering he only had one arse.
      *didn’t much like Dubai. Too much sand. And hot.
      *I don’t really see the point in building a city where it doesn’t look nice to start with.
      *comes back to my question about the Ferraris. What good’s a load of cars when you’ve naught to drive to but sand?

  • @thomasdavis8227
    @thomasdavis8227 5 лет назад +1

    I love falling asleep to this😴😌

  • @DevInvest
    @DevInvest 5 лет назад +3

    Whoever did the animation- it’s brilliant.

  • @jasoncaulkin9830
    @jasoncaulkin9830 5 лет назад +14

    “In the Jesus times ‘an that” I love his simple explanations! Lol

  • @teniellebuchler3128
    @teniellebuchler3128 4 года назад +3

    Absolutely love these guys. Wish I could meet karl

  • @sweeepzone5155
    @sweeepzone5155 5 лет назад +5

    I agree with Karl in regards to the understanding a lion quote. Intellectuals conversing about obscure philosophers or astrophysics would be a lot harder to understand than listening to a lion talk about licking its bollocks and preying on antelope.

  • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
    @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 2 месяца назад

    Easily the best podcast ever made. I’ve rewatched it every two or three years since it first came out. Still has me laughing my @$$ off.

  • @BookishDark
    @BookishDark 7 месяцев назад +3

    48:41 as usual, he’s right - this HAS happened. There are entire chunks of history where civilization was almost entirely erased. I believe one example is the library of Alexandria? What’s fascinating about Karl is that he thinks of these things without knowing it’s true.

  • @marykayriley
    @marykayriley 6 месяцев назад +2

    Karl is definitely one of the men Ricky referred to from prior generations where if Suzanne was suddenly absent for whatever reason Karl would be a goner within a week

  • @user-jw4fx3bw8r
    @user-jw4fx3bw8r 5 лет назад +10

    "They don't have a sink" (On a rocket ship)
    "I know cause they have a dish washer"

  • @shaneiapearson6977
    @shaneiapearson6977 5 лет назад +3

    I agree with Karl on not going back in time. Even if it was an awesome occasion. If you wanna go back. Just reminisce. It still makes you feel good.

  • @SupaCookie23
    @SupaCookie23 9 лет назад +12

    love these alexo, whens part 3 come out?

    • @alexo1234ss1
      @alexo1234ss1  9 лет назад +7

      In a couple of months I suppose!

  • @18199
    @18199 6 лет назад +67

    It's funny hearing Ricky and Steve trying to antagonise Karl when in reality he's quicker and funnier than both of them

    • @hardhouse333
      @hardhouse333 5 лет назад +8

      He’s on another level.. absolutely quicker.

  • @jonfoulkes3160
    @jonfoulkes3160 9 месяцев назад +2

    Just coughed up beer through my nose, was chilling but I've never seen that elephant man animation. Caught me by surprise 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️
    1:08:06 🤣

  • @matttweed8961
    @matttweed8961 5 лет назад +2

    I need more of this it's so good, I can only watch so much of the 3 seasons and they never get old

  • @MsHarpsychord
    @MsHarpsychord 5 лет назад +3

    Karl's theory about the safe streets is correct. If you've a load of areas in the city which are rough and you turn them into skateparks, gardens and historical landmarks or parks it becomes a tourist location reducing crime in the area.

  • @JakeBiddlecome
    @JakeBiddlecome 5 лет назад +2

    At this point I've probably watched a straight weeks worth of Karl videos. Still funny.

  • @ZoeyKirituOfficial
    @ZoeyKirituOfficial 4 года назад +1

    Listening while in Quarantine.

  • @justmissj
    @justmissj 5 месяцев назад +1

    I genuinely love Karl. ❤

  • @Rary.0
    @Rary.0 25 дней назад

    one of the most under-rated hbo shows

  • @artvandelay4485
    @artvandelay4485 9 лет назад +3

    one of the funniest things I have heard in a while.

  • @hgwells1899
    @hgwells1899 8 лет назад +28

    I had a cb back in those days and bizarrely my handle was Elephant Man. But no ladybreakers wanted an eyeball so I changed it to a 2000ad character called Stainless Steel Rat. Yeah like that was gonna work.
    Finally I settled on Pilkio 1 but some round headed twat challenged me to a boxing match. He sounded hard as nails so I went back to being penpals with myself.
    One nine for a copy

  • @Ld_ashley
    @Ld_ashley 11 месяцев назад +5

    The funny thing is, Karl has predicted alot of things that are happening or has happened recently

    • @vsvpzeus76
      @vsvpzeus76 11 месяцев назад

      REAL TALK LIKE THE DIVV WITH A PAN ON HIS HEAD IN HOZZY

  • @zarzanator1991
    @zarzanator1991 4 года назад +4

    3:00 The watch that counts down your life is actually a movie now called In Time from like 2015? Check it out! And Karl got asked for movie ideas!

  • @mck2021
    @mck2021 6 лет назад +4

    I genuinely felt sorry for Karl when they were laughing at him after reading his diary entry about throwing away the letter addressed to Mr Dilkington. I don't know why.

  • @nounboy3184
    @nounboy3184 8 лет назад +84

    I love Gervais, except when he gets really nasty. It's a bit of a weakness with him.

    • @mathewstrauss4700
      @mathewstrauss4700 7 лет назад +2

      Your an idiot

    • @MrBackoftheface
      @MrBackoftheface 6 лет назад +39

      Mathew Strauss *You’re

    • @My2Cents1
      @My2Cents1 6 лет назад +7

      They're not actually doing a show where two guys sit there constantly being mean and making fun of a third guy.
      It's all staged. Karl represents dumb people with their heads up their asses and their absurd ideas.

    • @143jcm
      @143jcm 5 лет назад +19

      @@My2Cents1 theyve been doing xfm for ages, its real.

    • @jodi2847
      @jodi2847 5 лет назад +26

      @@My2Cents1 I don't believe for a second that Karl is acting. If so, he's more brilliant than Sacha Baron Cohen and Andy Kaufman combined. No way.

  • @adriel8304
    @adriel8304 4 года назад +1

    I love you man, laughter really is the best medicine! ;)

  • @paulquinn7089
    @paulquinn7089 8 лет назад +9

    Karl is a legend!!!

  • @veronica3986
    @veronica3986 7 месяцев назад +2

    I really love the way karl thinks

  • @danutmh
    @danutmh 5 лет назад +18

    tl;dr
    Karl and his two possessive girlfriends

  • @theshamanite
    @theshamanite 4 года назад +5

    When Karl was talking about modern cavemen, he was referencing the North Sentinelese people in the Andaman/Nicobar islands. Little has been determined of their language, and much of the data on them has been via observation. Weren't out of the Bronze Age until a shipwreck on their coast gave them access to metal, thereafter being used in the projectiles against helicopters.

  • @bradmassingham450
    @bradmassingham450 6 лет назад +10

    At what point does a school party after hours becomes a school assembly about crime, still found it funny though

  • @beebopvroop5218
    @beebopvroop5218 6 лет назад +29

    Far too many ads for my liking...

    • @alexo1234ss1
      @alexo1234ss1  6 лет назад +8

      Elegant Waster Innit I don't approve it, and I don't get any money from it. They just do it (so don't feel bad if you happen to use an adblocker 😉)

    • @Jack-jj2rv
      @Jack-jj2rv 6 лет назад +3

      USE AD BLOCK IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER

    • @shnpio
      @shnpio 5 лет назад +2

      Skip to end and press relay removes all adds

  • @alexmorgan8436
    @alexmorgan8436 9 лет назад +12

    I would love to sit in on one of these, i bet the outtakes are funnier than the podcast.
    Some episodes you can hear how fucking raw rickys voice is from having a fucking aneurysm from karls stupidity.
    Gen. I. Us.

  • @HipHopBeatle
    @HipHopBeatle 2 месяца назад

    “Forget it, if you don’t get it” That should be absolute philosophical line of the 21st century.

  • @amberlane5181
    @amberlane5181 6 лет назад +20

    WOW RICKY HAS MADE QUITE A LOT OF MONEY OFF THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF KARL.

    • @shawnpeacock1037
      @shawnpeacock1037 5 лет назад +1

      Haha this is not real karl is a creation of ricky steve and karl

    • @1who4me
      @1who4me 5 лет назад +2

      Ricky has based all his success on other people. So it’s no surprise

    • @LSPD1909
      @LSPD1909 5 лет назад

      @@Cooz-h1l household name because of Steve's writing.

    • @joebonnet4037
      @joebonnet4037 4 года назад

      @@1who4me so so untrue

  • @SpunkyDunk
    @SpunkyDunk 6 месяцев назад +1

    As a voice actor, I know exactly what Karl means about thinking in someone’s accent. They’re a little too harsh on Karl sometimes. Good thing he doesn’t care. 😂

  • @connorjones9512
    @connorjones9512 6 лет назад +4

    I love how Karl listens to the kinks ❤

  • @AetheriusLamia
    @AetheriusLamia 5 месяцев назад

    c. 47:00 very strange (wrong?) argument from Ricky Gervais: He thinks everyone would be perfectly happy if everyone died randomly in their sleep, but seems rather everyone would just be afraid of sleep in that case.

  • @joeprimal2044
    @joeprimal2044 4 года назад +3

    Octopuses do like to get in jars. That's how they used to fish for them. A long line with pottery jars tied to it.

  • @jeremymissens7608
    @jeremymissens7608 Год назад +2

    The countdown watch idea is basically the movie “In Time”

  • @lisahope9963
    @lisahope9963 9 лет назад +13

    Karl Pilkington is a genius, i will only watch him in the Ricky Gervais show, i would love to spend 1 day with Karl on the ricky gervais show.

    • @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616
      @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616 9 лет назад

      Me too #Lisa #ILoveKarlPilkington

    • @k.g.847
      @k.g.847 8 лет назад +1

      Moaning of life is pretty good at the very least watch the episode where Karl gets a hair piece but a good one. Seeing Karl so happy is worth it.

  • @angelaknight7184
    @angelaknight7184 2 года назад +1

    Thankyou guys

  • @samisshortforsamurai
    @samisshortforsamurai 8 месяцев назад +1

    Yeah, we had paintings of little boy blue all over when I was growing up. Grandma had one. Were they a thing in Great Britain too? Don't know, but seems weird that.

    • @gamingvibes_youtube
      @gamingvibes_youtube 6 месяцев назад +1

      Oh yeah definitely a thing here. Both of my grandparents had one of the crying kids on the wall. They were creepy AF as a kid 😂

  • @_millies_adventures_
    @_millies_adventures_ 5 лет назад +1

    I love the animations

    • @CousinCreepy
      @CousinCreepy 5 лет назад

      Right! Very Hanna Barbara, like The Flintstones or The Jetsons. Also reminds me of Bullwinkle and the Fractured Fairytales cartoons. Brilliant!

  • @jasonstone8587
    @jasonstone8587 5 лет назад +2

    CB Radio wow that takes me back. I remember meeting up with a couple of girls me and a mate were talking to . I think it was called an eyeball.

  • @Coen80
    @Coen80 8 месяцев назад +1

    @23:29 ; they accuse Karl of having no imagination while effectively they are being ignorant.
    Karl just keeps saying he has no interest in going back to his childhood cause he has lived it and has the memories. He just wants to see a history that he hasn't seen yet.
    Like quite often i feel they make Karl look dumb whilst maybe they are the ones being dumb/shortsighted.

  • @lilathereal1278
    @lilathereal1278 5 лет назад +1

    They should publish Karl’s journal. Every year.

  • @bobthebuilder6553
    @bobthebuilder6553 Месяц назад

    2:50 Did Karl come up with the idea for the movie "In Time"?

  • @someone-kc3oz
    @someone-kc3oz 7 месяцев назад +2

    49:20 crazy how Karl's profound thoughts are getting treated as plausible conspiracies now by creators that claim them as their own makes you wonder what else originated from karls mind😂😂😂