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  • @elscourou6654
    @elscourou6654 6 лет назад +5488

    i like how Karl's laugh is just a cheesy grin followed by a quiet scoffing sound. and then he goes back to looking like he has war induced PTSD.

    • @ISetYourFaceOnFire
      @ISetYourFaceOnFire 6 лет назад +160

      @Maiahi Not sure what the quotes were for, but he's not playing a "role" though. Karl is 100% genuine. At best, he likely, probably exaggerates for entertainment purposes.

    • @benevolent2077
      @benevolent2077 5 лет назад +1

      LMFAO HOMIE WTF

    • @goodkidmaadblog
      @goodkidmaadblog 5 лет назад +1

      Thankyou

    • @jacobkobald1753
      @jacobkobald1753 5 лет назад +1

      Soooo true

    • @oomfoof7294
      @oomfoof7294 5 лет назад +79

      I don't think it's war iduced PTSD, it's "bins out before thursday" PTSD

  • @liberty0758
    @liberty0758 5 лет назад +5818

    After seven years, such a shame this still hasn't been made into a series...

    • @nothajzl
      @nothajzl 5 лет назад +47

      Agree 100%

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 4 года назад +37

      He's no longer a public figure and has thus gone back to being an indolent Manc twat who futters about his house and occasionally goes out to get groceries. Occasionally some media type will pin him down for a bit and he'll say something stupid and look confused and then he'll go back to what he was doing. He's bored with the public eye, I believe.

    • @AbramG1
      @AbramG1 4 года назад +110

      Johan Faul you’re a jackass

    • @xkinsey3831
      @xkinsey3831 4 года назад +92

      @@gastonbell108 he's in the middle of making a TV show, the second series just released

    • @Eerex594
      @Eerex594 4 года назад +69

      Johan Faul Buddy you got no idea what you’re talking about. He’s making a series starring himself right now.

  • @nebuchadnezzarofbabylon3896
    @nebuchadnezzarofbabylon3896 3 года назад +3652

    I love how Karl's idea of translating a word to someone who doesn't speak any English is just giving a synonym and then repeating it forcefully

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 3 года назад +82

      The idea was to have subtitles so you could see what the word was in your native language.

    • @MisterJaay
      @MisterJaay 3 года назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chickensquishy123
      @chickensquishy123 3 года назад +38

      Still better than the usual approach of repeating the same thing louder and louder, as if sound volume could influence comprehension 🤣

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 3 года назад +78

      I don't think Ricky's idea was to a actually teach people English.
      It was to set Karl up to talk gibberish, which he succeded in doing, as usual.

    • @wilmer89
      @wilmer89 2 года назад +14

      what tEaBaGs have you gottt'

  • @Tattman80
    @Tattman80 Год назад +1084

    “You smell, you shit” will always send me over the top laughing.

    • @dannygreen592
      @dannygreen592 11 месяцев назад +11

      Same lmaooo.

    • @marcconner3386
      @marcconner3386 10 месяцев назад

      After all the years of xfm...u smell u shit will always get me lol thump in the face

    • @whoever_81
      @whoever_81 3 месяца назад +3

      😄
      Just remember that Karl actually thinks....that this is a real learn English programme. While Ricky knows full well this is just a wind up! Brilliant!
      And notice, that while Karl actually thinks that...he is acting like it's a real travel guide for Chinese people. LONDON EYE!
      It's basically "the worst English lesson ever" (as Ricky remarks) and, surprisingly, the worst real travel guide for Chinese people. A comedy masterpiece like no other.

    • @nomanghiasy
      @nomanghiasy Месяц назад

      That was so fking funny

    • @J05TI
      @J05TI Месяц назад

      Timestamp: 3:26

  • @aintgonnahappen
    @aintgonnahappen 8 лет назад +661

    "I'd just wrap any old shit up.." "10'er, rip you off.." Karl is the absolute best

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 7 лет назад +14

      aintgonnahappen and that's what's happens in this country... If you're coming to England don't be ripped off!

  • @Ddarkan
    @Ddarkan 3 года назад +2545

    I love how as soon as he's given control of the scenario and realizes that he can do whatever he wants with it, he uses it to vent his own personal frustration and completely abandons the idea of helping others or teaching english. lol

    • @briantrowbridge8134
      @briantrowbridge8134 3 года назад +70

      For real! He legitimately uses ricky as a stand-in for foreign people that he is genuinely pissed off at

    • @Fifi_almond
      @Fifi_almond 3 года назад +39

      @@briantrowbridge8134 that's not what he meant...

    • @thefairygodmothers
      @thefairygodmothers 3 года назад +30

      @@briantrowbridge8134 his neighbours are English, relax yourself

    • @brandonhohensee5452
      @brandonhohensee5452 2 года назад +22

      Dont listen to the below. Karl is being so legitimate with his responses at all times. the reason why it is so funny is because it is the first rational thought of all humans...He is the realist person with no filter i've ever heard.

    • @karaloop9544
      @karaloop9544 2 года назад +10

      @@sanhasenteredthechat7901 He was doing "Idiot abroad" before, visiting lots of different countries. If you've ever been to India it's crystal clear where he's coming from. Just because he's generalizing like there's no tomorrow doesn't mean he hasn't got a point.

  • @phrenz1796
    @phrenz1796 3 года назад +1513

    "You smell. *You s h I t ?*" fucking lost it lmao

  • @DIFFIEH
    @DIFFIEH Год назад +430

    Ricky getting up at the end screeching like a bird holding his stomach while Karl is sitting there re-living his altercations with his neighbours over bins is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

    • @thehighflyingkorean
      @thehighflyingkorean Год назад +10

      Being back the XFM days!

    • @codydavidyates72
      @codydavidyates72 5 месяцев назад +3

      I've watched this video 700 times. You pointing that out made it better

  • @googelle7555
    @googelle7555 5 лет назад +3503

    Karl is an improv genius. He continues holding an imaginary cup of tea after the skit is over. He licks his finger to turn the pages in an imaginary appointment book. He starts getting genuinely annoyed by an imaginary spa customer's waxing requests.
    Improv
    Genius

    • @ValleyRC
      @ValleyRC 5 лет назад +412

      Reminds me of that time they role played that Karl was the boss of a plumbing firm and he sacked people for not coming in because of the snow and Steve said "but you didn't even give them one chance" and Karl said "they've done this before"

    • @LordZordid
      @LordZordid 5 лет назад +65

      I have never seen him break character.

    • @animatiz
      @animatiz 5 лет назад

      Goog Elle Wtf :S

    • @deanwalker6262
      @deanwalker6262 5 лет назад +4

      @Goog Elle I couldn’t agree more!

    • @CONGTHEGUERILLA
      @CONGTHEGUERILLA 5 лет назад +2

      @@LordZordid character?

  • @88TiagoCosta88
    @88TiagoCosta88 6 лет назад +1562

    This is, by far, the best video ever made in the history of mankind

    • @coleslawchrobry
      @coleslawchrobry 5 лет назад +4

      Tiago Costa I agree

    • @aaqilian5.085
      @aaqilian5.085 5 лет назад

      Fuck off

    • @nightsonrepeat336
      @nightsonrepeat336 5 лет назад +4

      MANKind

    • @CarlosMensuckass
      @CarlosMensuckass 5 лет назад +7

      I must have watched it at least once a year, it's better than Xmas for me. If you liked this, hopefully you've seen The Ricky Gervais Show and Idiot Abroad starring Karl Pilkington, both are as genius.

    • @AJDHelix
      @AJDHelix 5 лет назад +4

      I mean, its certainly in the top 1.

  • @DreamClean
    @DreamClean 10 лет назад +5293

    I always come back to this every couple of months, never fails to make me laugh.

    • @jordaxuk
      @jordaxuk 10 лет назад +36

      lol same here

    • @wolventhrone1631
      @wolventhrone1631 9 лет назад +6

      QuixoticQuaver Likewise!

    • @DreamClean
      @DreamClean 9 лет назад +26

      QuixoticQuaver 2 months later and I'm back again. I ask: Will it ever be unfunny? I think not.

    • @swfcocs1
      @swfcocs1 9 лет назад +5

      QuixoticQuaver it is hilarious-my only issue is that Karl is clearly acting,it's a shtick,the whole ignorant fool thing-not sure why Gervais insists he is really like that,as it's hilarious either way

    • @DreamClean
      @DreamClean 9 лет назад +10

      ***** Karl does play up to it at times but I don't know if I would call it acting. He has genuine moments like that rant at the end. The XFM radio show is him at his most natural and best.

  • @YoreHistory
    @YoreHistory 2 дня назад +1

    The beautiful thing about Ricky and Karl is that Ricky can lead him into absolutely any mundane conversation and Karl just goes unintentionally rogue so funny.

  • @ConcitoUK
    @ConcitoUK 3 года назад +3042

    This is potentially the best video ever uploaded.

    • @DRIFTAH1
      @DRIFTAH1 3 года назад +27

      😂 its fucking hilarious

    • @OzyMandias13
      @OzyMandias13 3 года назад +34

      I have viewed this video at least 100 times and I will view it 100 more wiithout shame. This is the greatest video series That Never Was.
      " 'Ty-phoo' does not mean more milk!". Kills me every time...

    • @ConcitoUK
      @ConcitoUK 3 года назад +35

      @@OzyMandias13 The bit that always gets me is... "You Smell? You shit"

    • @TheMrShanmao
      @TheMrShanmao 3 года назад +23

      @@ConcitoUK mine's the C: "where's the pain?" R: "my anus" C: "Course it is..."

    • @mannenthemythe
      @mannenthemythe 3 года назад +7

      My favourite comment from Karl easily is "Testie, if you're having one done"

  • @hunterrogersmusic
    @hunterrogersmusic 3 года назад +877

    Ricky uncontrollably laughing like a screeching bird at Karl; will never, ever get old.

    • @jackmehoffe9372
      @jackmehoffe9372 2 года назад +2

      Underrated comment. #2536e7382

    • @goblinoide
      @goblinoide 2 года назад +1

      @@jackmehoffe9372 no

    • @jackmehoffe9372
      @jackmehoffe9372 2 года назад

      @@goblinoide yes

    • @goblinoide
      @goblinoide 2 года назад +2

      @@jackmehoffe9372 stop commenting "underrated comment" on everything, it just shows that you don't know what the word underrated means

    • @jackmehoffe9372
      @jackmehoffe9372 2 года назад +1

      @@goblinoide no

  • @ChordsForU
    @ChordsForU 6 лет назад +285

    Karl is the funniest man alive. When he says “course it is” it gets me every time

  • @jabbypants788
    @jabbypants788 2 года назад +300

    Ricky Gervais is a comedy genius. Bringing Karl to us was a master stroke.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 6 месяцев назад +6

      Ricky is good at getting comedy gold from Karl but I really don't think he's a comedy genius, have you seen afterlife? It isn't very good.

    • @turbotegs2102
      @turbotegs2102 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@AA-hg5fkyeah Ricky Gervais is a terrible director and writer.

    • @bjornsteponeweb
      @bjornsteponeweb 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@AA-hg5fk don't think Afterlife was meant as an all out laugh-fest

    • @whoever_81
      @whoever_81 3 месяца назад

      😄
      Just remember that Karl actually thinks....that this is a real learn English programme. While Ricky knows full well this is just a wind up! Brilliant!
      And notice, that while Karl actually thinks that...he is acting like it's a real travel guide for Chinese people. LONDON EYE!
      It's basically "the worst English lesson ever" (as Ricky remarks) and, surprisingly, the worst real travel guide for Chinese people. A comedy masterpiece like no other.

    • @seanwade8188
      @seanwade8188 2 месяца назад

      @@bjornsteponeweb bad mix of comedy and melodrama where both are weak

  • @wj11jam78
    @wj11jam78 3 года назад +1025

    I love how Karl makes up random details when he's acting out scenarios. Why was the fish store busy? He just randomly decided it was busy for no reason.

    • @yunghoene8753
      @yunghoene8753 3 года назад +119

      It was busy so he would have an excuse to be impolite towards the customer.

    • @j_freeman3230
      @j_freeman3230 3 года назад +61

      He was trying to dodge the scenario XD

    • @banjomoevies
      @banjomoevies 2 года назад +25

      It was busy so that he didn't have time to awnser Ricky's stupid questions

    • @j_freeman3230
      @j_freeman3230 2 года назад

      Pob some cthulhu cultist shit

    • @jackflash743
      @jackflash743 2 года назад +2

      @@yunghoene8753 its not one bit funny, and if people think it is then there something wrong with them

  • @bobgibb2781
    @bobgibb2781 4 года назад +2151

    I've watched this at least 15 times and it's still funny .

    • @bobgibb2781
      @bobgibb2781 4 года назад +9

      @VinylViper Ricky Gervais was probably just bored on afternoon . There may have been no intention to make a series at all .

    • @박건우-j7n9m
      @박건우-j7n9m 4 года назад +1

      Same here🤣🤣🤣

    • @stepcorrect5324
      @stepcorrect5324 4 года назад +3

      Same 😂😂😂 hope you all get a notif from this so you can watch it again 👊🏽

    • @silversteele6624
      @silversteele6624 4 года назад +7

      15? Ive watched it about 40 times and I still lmfao! Haha

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 3 года назад +1

      Yes. Made me tear up.

  • @WillTDoran
    @WillTDoran 7 лет назад +3702

    sorry, can we address how perfectly karl recreated the sound of sipping tea?

  • @NohEnvy
    @NohEnvy Год назад +110

    I can't tell how many times I've watched it over the years but it never gets old, it's uncanny really

  • @__Andrew
    @__Andrew 5 лет назад +253

    Karl just so invests himself into these little imaginary scenarios, i love him for it. Look at him hold his imaginary tea cup well after the skit is done lol.

  • @dianasinko7403
    @dianasinko7403 6 лет назад +1642

    Ricky- *brilliant joke*
    Karl- *doesn't laugh*
    Karl- *repeats what he says three times*
    Ricky- *loses it*

    • @BoySpook
      @BoySpook 6 лет назад +109

      Diana Sinko "it's not what you say it's how you say it"

    • @OfficialFingazMC
      @OfficialFingazMC 5 лет назад +31

      Kind of describing the whole span of their friendship, not just the video lol

    • @Bigredwillol
      @Bigredwillol 5 месяцев назад

      Ricky in general laughs too much and too annoyingly

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies Месяц назад

      "TEN MINUTES"

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies Месяц назад

      @@Bigredwillol then why do you watch videos of him laughing????

  • @Laurenpu1996
    @Laurenpu1996 5 лет назад +1522

    “I’d just wrap any old shit up” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @adamhunter1724
      @adamhunter1724 4 года назад +90

      Tenner. Rip you off.
      “Cause that’s what it’s like!”
      Brilliant improv.

    • @zak4257
      @zak4257 4 года назад +27

      Fucking lost it🤣

    • @clintclint7673
      @clintclint7673 3 года назад +11

      Yeah i died at this one bro 😂😂

    • @shapeshifter818
      @shapeshifter818 3 года назад +9

      9:12

    • @thetroyzernator
      @thetroyzernator 3 года назад +3

      @@adamhunter1724
      That isn’t improv.
      It’s not even comedy.
      It’s not even him trying to be funny.

  • @76elphaba
    @76elphaba 3 месяца назад +18

    Im literally home 1 hour after being discharged from hospital with chest pains.... And i watch this....laugh so hard all the pains are back!!! And i couldn't care less! Best thing on the internet, i swear!!!! 😂❤

    • @draculasneeze6681
      @draculasneeze6681 8 дней назад

      the pains are back, I can't do the podcast aaargh

  • @JMH997
    @JMH997 3 года назад +1334

    I reckon if there was a 10 hour version of this it wouldn’t get boring

    • @jackmehoffe9372
      @jackmehoffe9372 2 года назад +8

      Probably the smartest thing you've said all minute

    • @joatmofa0405
      @joatmofa0405 2 года назад +4

      You would be having stomach pain contractions! ... and it would be worth every millisecond of pain!!!

    • @lauramichelle1767
      @lauramichelle1767 2 года назад +9

      @@joatmofa0405 get the ashtray out, they ‘old the cold

    • @derek5395
      @derek5395 Год назад +2

      ​@@lauramichelle1767 Can verify this as true, because I've read "Old Cold Belly Badness."

    • @Aheadoftheabyss
      @Aheadoftheabyss Год назад +1

      @@derek5395the coldness kill’th the badness

  • @amatagirapinkheartemoji
    @amatagirapinkheartemoji 8 лет назад +392

    I started laughing from the moment Karl said "alright" in the very beginning

  • @assistantmagus5213
    @assistantmagus5213 8 лет назад +141

    "This has happened to you hasn't it?"
    "Yeah it has."
    Brilliant.

  • @EMBRZmusic
    @EMBRZmusic 2 года назад +122

    Karl saying ‘of course it is’ is genuinely one of the funniest things ever

    • @DarrenJamiesonJamieson
      @DarrenJamiesonJamieson Год назад +1

      I started laughing just reading you're comment. Karl be having my guts for this!

    • @Perriax
      @Perriax 6 месяцев назад +1

      Have repeatedly watched that part, still crackes me up to no end 😂😂.

    • @abstractnonsense3253
      @abstractnonsense3253 6 месяцев назад

      It's my favourite part. It's perfection.

    • @RedRumOnE
      @RedRumOnE 4 дня назад

      It's annoying to me Ricky always, never fails to make it awkward. He definitely has a crush.

  • @dickcheese6841
    @dickcheese6841 8 лет назад +310

    What makes Karl more funny is Rick's laugh. His laugh compliments Karl so much.

  • @rufusgreenleaf2466
    @rufusgreenleaf2466 8 лет назад +4454

    Karl is the cure for depression.

    • @kryptikknowledge1501
      @kryptikknowledge1501 8 лет назад +60

      Adam Halstead honestly i was having the worst day ever and watching this just perked me up and i have no crippling depression now :D

    • @rufusgreenleaf2466
      @rufusgreenleaf2466 8 лет назад +31

      +D'Cypher AoP It's amazing how specific humour, commonly known as 'Dry Humour' can cure a downed day. "You have Typhoo?! That means 'more milk'".

    • @kryptikknowledge1501
      @kryptikknowledge1501 8 лет назад +10

      Adam Halstead i love him and i really do understand why him and Ricky make such a awesome duo :D his dry plain view on life is just a blessing and well we're all a little like Ricky and would do/say/ask the same questions as he does 😂😂 i just love Karl.
      "if its Twinnings not so much milk!"
      you know he is right on the money 😂😂

    • @rufusgreenleaf2466
      @rufusgreenleaf2466 8 лет назад +11

      +D'Cypher AoP and the gem with karl is the more frustrated he gets the funnier he becomes. "You smell, you shit?!"

    • @fenrizzwolfe3159
      @fenrizzwolfe3159 8 лет назад +7

      Adam Halstead even though I know these videos off by heart I still use it as a kind of relax therapy

  • @Pianosnail12
    @Pianosnail12 8 лет назад +2161

    How did this never become a series!

    • @RexOrwell
      @RexOrwell 8 лет назад +287

      Declan McCartney Because Karl is notoriously lazy. A busy day for Karl is pottering around the kitchen sink for twenty minutes and distributing biscuit crumbs around his garden.

    • @MakisHMMY
      @MakisHMMY 8 лет назад +178

      And yelling at his neighbours for putting out the bins on a Tuesday

    • @EmilyGilbeywilbey
      @EmilyGilbeywilbey 8 лет назад +50

      Declan McCartney the fact it's called pilot probably doesnt mean it was intended as a series it is just a premise or excuse for a sketch of sorts.

    • @garyokeeffe7161
      @garyokeeffe7161 7 лет назад +17

      Gervais and Karl Pilkington don't talk anymore

    • @LeviJohansen
      @LeviJohansen 7 лет назад +15

      This was a prank on Karl.

  • @theasz3012
    @theasz3012 2 года назад +141

    I thought this would be an educational video and I watched it seriously for 40 seconds and then I realised I know enough English to enjoy this masterpiece.

    • @whoever_81
      @whoever_81 3 месяца назад +1

      😄
      Just remember that Karl actually thinks....that this is a real learn English programme. While Ricky knows full well this is just a wind up! Brilliant!
      And notice, that while Karl actually thinks that...he is acting like it's a real travel guide for Chinese people. LONDON EYE!
      It's basically "the worst English lesson ever" (as Ricky remarks) and, surprisingly, the worst real travel guide for Chinese people. A comedy masterpiece like no other.

  • @aledhopkins51
    @aledhopkins51 3 года назад +64

    Most underrated bit of this is Ricky’s slight pause when Karl says he can go in sort of 10 mins. He is so confused why Karl can’t just say he can go in now in a completely hypothetical scenario but can’t be bothered to argue so just goes along with it

  • @mAcroFaze
    @mAcroFaze 9 лет назад +835

    I love how frustrated Karl gets about waxing Ricky's bollocks as though it's a genuine conversation!

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 9 лет назад +28

      +mAcroFaze And his "WTF" facial expression at the beginning when Ricky talked about his bald head, priceless....

    • @orangejoe204
      @orangejoe204 8 лет назад +52

      He's a wonderful combination of gullibility and irritability. So he's massively irritated at Ricky's shenanigans, but not at all suspicious as to why he (of all people) was asked to do a foreign language instruction video.
      Brilliant. Play a record.

    • @smellypeter721
      @smellypeter721 7 лет назад +29

      "I'm not paid or qualified to be sorting your ass out." -Karl Pilkington

    • @how2pick4name
      @how2pick4name 7 лет назад +16

      I think to Carl it IS a genuine conversation. Once you get him into a scenario and make him care about it, which is pretty easy, he is there defending his viewpoint as if it was real. That's exactly what makes him funny. Carl, suppose..., and off he goes. :D

    • @jamestabbron8124
      @jamestabbron8124 5 лет назад +2

      I don't believe Karl genuinely is as stupid as he comes across, I think in his own right he is a comedy genius, he plays a character that I feel everybody has deep inside. I feel it's partly put on and partly real at the same time.

  • @DannyMac3d
    @DannyMac3d 3 года назад +1617

    Favourite sketch by these two. Wish they had done more!

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 3 года назад +47

      Agreed. I wish they would have done just 83 more.

    • @SteyrR
      @SteyrR 3 года назад +2

      @Rich Booker 100% sure it wouldn't work

    • @obamaorb7426
      @obamaorb7426 3 года назад +22

      @@SteyrR
      You seem fun at parties

    • @pcs6905
      @pcs6905 3 года назад +2

      @Rich Booker how come they don’t work together anymore?

    • @pcs6905
      @pcs6905 3 года назад +2

      @Rich Booker aw no I liked them together a lot. I hope they work together in the future

  • @YaRaginAye
    @YaRaginAye 8 месяцев назад +28

    "You'll be getting Leslie in the back room"
    A call back to A Love of Two Brains there. Outstanding from Pilkers.

  • @TheTUDOR91
    @TheTUDOR91 9 лет назад +356

    "Wear and where, one word, different meanings." Nailed it Karl.

    • @MrROTD
      @MrROTD 9 лет назад

      +TheTUDOR91 LOL Karl those are Homophones, wear ,ware and where

    • @dylanwest723
      @dylanwest723 8 лет назад

      i think he means sound the same

    • @swanclipper
      @swanclipper 8 лет назад +3

      not forgetting were and we're

    • @johnnyfelcher8156
      @johnnyfelcher8156 8 лет назад +1

      +swanclipper Were is pronounced differently than we're, wear and where.

    • @swanclipper
      @swanclipper 8 лет назад +1

      Johnny Felcher no it's not.
      were at the park.
      we're at the park.
      where at the park?
      ... wear at the park.
      without context, none of these are distinguishable vocally.

  • @loulabelle5082
    @loulabelle5082 8 лет назад +246

    Love how he can only envisage a Chinese person!
    "Are we focusing on Chinese?"
    "No."
    "Well we should."

    • @sentinalno1
      @sentinalno1 6 лет назад +11

      Loulabelle plus, 'you never see a homeless Chinese person'.

    • @msmith7860
      @msmith7860 5 лет назад

      😗🎶🎶

    • @mattday7337
      @mattday7337 3 года назад

      They age weird

    • @loulabelle5082
      @loulabelle5082 3 года назад +1

      @@mattday7337 good-looking when they're young, then they age over night and all look 45. According to the gospel of KP.

    • @dr.rodders3329
      @dr.rodders3329 28 дней назад

      The little hairy ones? Hairy Chinese kids?

  • @kuryenlaindia
    @kuryenlaindia 5 лет назад +616

    Karl, I'm Argentinian, from Argentina, I can't speak a word of English, I had my Chinese friend Danny Fung translated this for me, for a fee. I've enjoyed this class enormously, but I would like to know more about fish and bladness, which are very important subjects here in Argentina. Thank you

    • @chriswakefield9538
      @chriswakefield9538 4 года назад +8

      I agree, he could have gone into more detail...

    • @flickk678
      @flickk678 4 года назад +1

      Sz,@@chriswakefield9538

    • @grivero
      @grivero 4 года назад +18

      My friend Fu King translated this video to me.

    • @robsimpson4465
      @robsimpson4465 4 года назад +26

      Ho Lee Fuk would have done it for free

    • @BurntFaceMan
      @BurntFaceMan 4 года назад +1

      you cut people with your bladeness, but if you cut hair it has make you baldness!

  • @SveinGrimholt
    @SveinGrimholt 2 месяца назад +11

    This is probably Ricky's greatest work.

  • @masterbulgokov
    @masterbulgokov 4 года назад +282

    Karl's ability to play the straight man is unparalleled. He can hold that face all day and put Ricky over the edge a couple dozen times. He's just so good at that face. I love it.

    • @glenna9811
      @glenna9811 3 года назад +43

      He’s not acting or “playing”. That’s Karl

    • @charityg9871
      @charityg9871 3 года назад +16

      That’s not an act. He’s a really weird guy haha

    • @marigoldbells9581
      @marigoldbells9581 3 года назад +5

      That's just Karl lmao, no act involved

    • @TheGamerThing
      @TheGamerThing 2 года назад +19

      @@marigoldbells9581 Nah I think at this point there is an act involved. You can't get through the amount of shows he did without playing off it abit

    • @THICCTHICCTHICC
      @THICCTHICCTHICC 2 года назад +4

      @@TheGamerThing All you're really admitting here is you've never met someone from Manchester before

  • @GroinStrain_
    @GroinStrain_ 8 лет назад +85

    I love how Karl's way of "teaching English" is by randomly looking at the camera and shouting a random word, regardless of what it is. "It's a very STRONG tea".... love this
    I also could not be part of the crew on these. I could not be a DoP or boom swinger or anything behind the camera whilst watching this. It would be the hardest thing ever to keep quiet and not laugh

    • @WilliamHButtlicker
      @WilliamHButtlicker 6 лет назад +1

      Groin Strain - You were working sound on some of their sets??

  • @hemispheres789
    @hemispheres789 4 года назад +186

    Karl’s angry rant about the bins at the end had me physically tearing up from laughter

    • @DirtyDozen6612
      @DirtyDozen6612 Год назад +1

      Made even better by Ricky staying in character during his rant, his expressions killed me

  • @alfredvonkelaita8156
    @alfredvonkelaita8156 Год назад +11

    Never seen such exceptional chemistry!... they absolutely complement one another... it's a gem, it's timeless... Love it!!!

  • @mr.s3806
    @mr.s3806 5 лет назад +578

    Ricky : ‘What’s sort of fish is it ?’
    Karl : ‘Chinese and Japanese know fish very well’
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 5 лет назад +6

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    • @Brackenwall
      @Brackenwall 5 лет назад +2

      Amazing, also not going to like the comment, let's keep it at 69 likes :)

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 4 года назад +3

      I'd just wrap up any old shit

  • @jord19100
    @jord19100 8 лет назад +170

    I'm not a native English speaker and this was the best English learning lesson ive ever seen

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide 7 лет назад +26

      Have you gone into a grocery store and went to the fish counter and asked for your sack and crack to be waxed?
      "This fish smell? It shit?"

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 6 лет назад +10

      Make sure you don't get ripped off!

    • @atiagooqkinguliaalu4027
      @atiagooqkinguliaalu4027 2 года назад

      @@0mnicide 😂🤣🤣🤣 LMAO!!

  • @jesslovesrammstein
    @jesslovesrammstein 9 лет назад +101

    Karl would honestly be fantastic at improv - he just jumps right into any scenario and rolls with it in his own unique way.

    • @MrBoreray
      @MrBoreray 7 лет назад +2

      As Dougie in 'Derek' he's fucking superb!

  • @ryang5719
    @ryang5719 5 лет назад +617

    When Karl took his initial sip of faux tea and said ‘It’s alright, that.’

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 5 лет назад +16

      Yaaa???? You forgot to finish your thought man! What about it?! Dont leave us hangin!!

    • @88omair
      @88omair 5 лет назад +14

      @@danm2084 I'm assuming Ryan appreciates Karl's dedication to his props

    • @thissmithymanga7119
      @thissmithymanga7119 4 года назад +3

      Most people say the same when they're made a cup of tea in England, so he was very much dedicated to the fake cup of tea.

    • @babtash85
      @babtash85 4 года назад +4

      We all know there was too much milk in that tea

    • @oscarking2733
      @oscarking2733 3 года назад

      Go on

  • @ukmell
    @ukmell 5 лет назад +213

    this is actually the best video on the internet

  • @hansrockhard
    @hansrockhard 5 лет назад +466

    Being able to see Karl rather than just hearing his voice adds a whole other dimension to how funny he is.

    • @fly89
      @fly89 4 года назад +11

      Nathan Lewis watch him on first season of Derek. He’s brilliant there.

    • @OoxB505
      @OoxB505 4 года назад +13

      Watch An Idiot Abroad. Classic

    • @Blackhawk211
      @Blackhawk211 4 года назад +2

      You've not seen idiot abroad?

  • @Justgregular88
    @Justgregular88 2 года назад +41

    Ricky knows exactly how to get the funniest out of Karl, he's brilliant at planting seeds in Karl's mind then letting him run with it.

  • @3pacz
    @3pacz 5 лет назад +157

    15:05 that’s comedic timing perfection actually

  • @AliciaPigue
    @AliciaPigue 5 лет назад +285

    I'm Chinese and the first time when I watched this video I was hoping to learn some serious English.(My appreciations to the person who made the Mandarin subtitles)

    • @6six9nine74
      @6six9nine74 5 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 5 лет назад +21

      Do you think English people smell of milk? Be honest!

    • @AliciaPigue
      @AliciaPigue 5 лет назад +59

      @@AA-hg5fk To be honest, as someone who grew up in a ranch in Inner Mongolia and whose grandparents are dairy farmers, I may smell more like milk😅

    • @AliciaPigue
      @AliciaPigue 5 лет назад +18

      @Jesus is Dog : Feels alright, a little bit coronavirus-y though

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 5 лет назад +13

      @@AliciaPigue if you're coming to England, make sure you don't get ripped off (also known as 'conned', 'taken advantage of' and 'done up like a kipper')!

  • @tallnotdeaf
    @tallnotdeaf 5 лет назад +51

    I love Karl, he's actually very real. His insight and experience gives him a very real honest intelligence of the world. That combined with a mix misery and British mood makes him truly hilarious.

  • @Tgftp
    @Tgftp 2 года назад +18

    I absolutely love to watch these two. I remember when this showed up. I laughed out loud. My wife thought I was going crazy.

  • @ajeje1996
    @ajeje1996 4 года назад +180

    Karl turning towards the camera and repeating what he just said kills me every single time.

  • @13lood13ath
    @13lood13ath 5 лет назад +494

    "Rip off"
    "Conned"
    "Taken advantage of"
    "Done up like a kipper"
    "Look at this foreigner, I done him up like a kipper."
    lol! I'm dead 😂😂😂

    • @tonyredgrave11
      @tonyredgrave11 5 лет назад +21

      this is when english gets complicated

    • @bensvault9149
      @bensvault9149 5 лет назад +11

      Done up like a kipper I'm screaming 😂😂

    • @bluecornerboxing6091
      @bluecornerboxing6091 5 лет назад +3

      Bens Vault....it’s insane man, I’m crying with laughter!!! 😭🤣😂

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 5 лет назад +3

      Useful though, visitors need to be careful about getting done up like a kipper!

  • @GlassGhost428
    @GlassGhost428 6 лет назад +237

    Ricky, Steve, and Karl have helped me get through the darkest moments of my life. What they've provided for me and many others they'll never truly understand. No matter how many times I watch or listen to them they always make me giggle like crazy and can always cheer me up. To think that Karl's school teach said he would never be a high flyer....he's touched so many people's lives across the globe

    • @gtavmj-1852
      @gtavmj-1852 5 лет назад +2

      Agree... there is something very special about those two.. my humour has become very similar to this over the years.. it's all down to Ricky.. loool

    • @missdiamond420
      @missdiamond420 5 лет назад +1

      Me too! Not much makes me laugh really hard like it used to. These 2 together are classic.

    • @Kristy-ns5bh
      @Kristy-ns5bh 5 лет назад +2

      I am so glad you have turned to something that makes you happy it can be hard to focus on positive stuff in this world sometimes. I've been on a ricky binge rewatching his tours and his oscar hosting videos on yt

    • @DavidGriffin-ww2fk
      @DavidGriffin-ww2fk 5 лет назад +1

      Karl and Norm Macdonald and the American Office those are my big three.No matter how down I am they brighten my day.

    • @azhalhalil9429
      @azhalhalil9429 5 лет назад +1

      XFM

  • @manhattenman6075
    @manhattenman6075 27 дней назад +2

    That final rant sounded so personal its brilliant comedy geniuses.

  • @hepasb
    @hepasb 9 лет назад +60

    Please, I beg you, make a second part of this. I've been coming back to this video for 3 years now and this still is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

  • @jmartinez1376
    @jmartinez1376 3 года назад +2184

    "I have a pain." "Where about is the pain?" "In my anus." "Of course it is."- Karl is not an idiot abroad. He is a comedic genius.

    • @seanbrown8533
      @seanbrown8533 3 года назад +38

      Agreed! & without even knowing it!
      He doesn't even think he's funny or that he's trying to be! Haha

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 3 года назад +17

      Doesn't count as a comedic genius if he doesn't intend to be funny.

    • @seanbrown8533
      @seanbrown8533 3 года назад +16

      @@iim4xii129 it does if other people find him funny you moron

    • @seanbrown8533
      @seanbrown8533 3 года назад +2

      @@kaukosampola4618 who asked you, you moron.

    • @hatchingdraggon8073
      @hatchingdraggon8073 3 года назад +18

      @@iim4xii129 Of course he intends to be funny

  • @mooooo86
    @mooooo86 3 года назад +420

    The back, crack and sack skit was simply incredible. Haven't laughed like that in a while, actual tears hahaha

  • @W.M.-
    @W.M.- 2 месяца назад +11

    I love it when half way through Karl realises this is all a stitch up

  • @SophieJackson1993
    @SophieJackson1993 6 лет назад +4728

    What's funny is ''bald'' in German is Kahl.

  • @dinkules
    @dinkules 8 лет назад +1077

    Karl pantomimes drinking tea like a fucking professional

    • @longy001
      @longy001 8 лет назад +73

      His tea-drinking noises are spectacular too!

    • @jamesadcock5235
      @jamesadcock5235 8 лет назад +4

      \Enthusiasm/ he should be a mime artist

    • @chrisbarnett6362
      @chrisbarnett6362 8 лет назад +24

      Probably because, by this point like most scenarios he acts out, it has become a reality in his head lol.

    • @dantoon25
      @dantoon25 8 лет назад +28

      As any Englishman worth his salt should

    • @wizzaard12
      @wizzaard12 8 лет назад +72

      Look how long he keeps on holding the imaginary cup for as well

  • @edmacdonald2065
    @edmacdonald2065 5 лет назад +6736

    I wonder if anyone trying to learn English accidentally stumbled on this video

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 5 лет назад +330

      Last year, I was housebound with a roaring case of ass fungus. I spoke only Middle Church Slavonic. This video was my sole companion. Need I say more?

    • @AliciaPigue
      @AliciaPigue 5 лет назад +255

      That would be me...

    • @dnmcfall
      @dnmcfall 5 лет назад +76

      @@AliciaPigue did it help?

    • @tomarintomarin9520
      @tomarintomarin9520 5 лет назад +41

      Doug M it helped me, I guess. Sac

    • @dnmcfall
      @dnmcfall 5 лет назад +10

      @@tomarintomarin9520 Sac?

  • @Bossard19
    @Bossard19 Год назад +39

    Watched this about 50 times and it still kills me everytime 🤣

  • @SuuupaGirl
    @SuuupaGirl 5 лет назад +235

    9:18
    "id wrap any old shit up. you'll like this. tenner. rip you off"
    HAHAHAHHAH

  • @willmacdonald5961
    @willmacdonald5961 3 года назад +495

    As an English teacher in a foreign country I can confirm this is how a lot of my lessons feel

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 года назад +30

      What sort of things are you teaching them?! About purchasing a back, sack and crack waxing?!

  • @antivorg1239
    @antivorg1239 8 лет назад +75

    I love how Ricky immediately recognised when Karl was talking from experience.

  • @MorganAI
    @MorganAI 14 дней назад +2

    Ahhh Ricky, you national treasure!

  • @TWisM009
    @TWisM009 8 лет назад +253

    I love how Karl keeps going back to the Chinese.

    • @GhostofRhurValley
      @GhostofRhurValley 8 лет назад +45

      are we focusing on the Chinese? NO. Well we should.

    • @Charlio23
      @Charlio23 7 лет назад +20

      The Chinese know fish really well

    • @orangejoe204
      @orangejoe204 6 лет назад

      This was just after Idiot Abroad's first season. Carl has just had his horizons forcibly expanded for the first time in his life, and his primary memories of the experience are how irritating and unusual Chinese people are. hahaha. He'd need a thousand years to get down to the deeper bits.

    • @blackgirlthoughttv372
      @blackgirlthoughttv372 6 лет назад +1

      LMAOOO

    • @denisepleines6906
      @denisepleines6906 5 лет назад +3

      And eventually the Japanese

  • @knye2
    @knye2 8 лет назад +159

    Ricky Gervais' laugh is the best thing I have ever heard

  • @Hopohoo2
    @Hopohoo2 8 лет назад +558

    "focking 'el, you smell"
    fuck I'm in tears

    • @gjo1832
      @gjo1832 8 лет назад +181

      "you smell, you shit?"

  • @AlexCreagh-l6t
    @AlexCreagh-l6t 8 дней назад +2

    This video surely is a great way to get some free therapy….just wonderfully hilarious. Thank you Ricky and Karl 🙏👌

  • @GoldenGrego
    @GoldenGrego 8 лет назад +171

    This is probably the best video on the internet.

  • @Gattolinda
    @Gattolinda 3 года назад +179

    As Chinese I've learned a lot from this, esp. about someone who smells and milk and oranges. Thanks Ricky and Karl!

  • @TikTaxe
    @TikTaxe Год назад +16

    Why is there not a 20 part series of this, must be the best bit of comedy gold on youtube! Fantastic!

  • @Dingalow
    @Dingalow 6 лет назад +703

    Ricky: "Teabag okay?"
    Karl: "...wot?"

    • @mezalong
      @mezalong 5 лет назад +14

      6:43 best bit that

    • @anders4949
      @anders4949 5 лет назад +16

      that "wot" was so sincere

    • @hansno1475
      @hansno1475 5 лет назад +3

      literally scrolled down and read this as he said it

  • @SmellTheCanvis
    @SmellTheCanvis 5 лет назад +850

    "Where. Wear."
    "One word, two meanings."

    • @saam77
      @saam77 5 лет назад +13

      @!? I'm wearing a jumper!

    • @Tomversal
      @Tomversal 5 лет назад +19

      @@saam77
      Where've you been?!

    • @TheREALSimagination
      @TheREALSimagination 5 лет назад +8

      Same sound, at least. If they were the same word they'd be spelled the same.

    • @MrHotstepper89
      @MrHotstepper89 5 лет назад +16

      Ricky’s face when he said that

    • @luqkuh
      @luqkuh 5 лет назад +2

      @@MrHotstepper89 Brilliant.

  • @ReMii912
    @ReMii912 4 года назад +27

    5 years ago when I was bad at English, I happened to watch this with caption in my language. This helped me a lot learn terms for testicles

  • @humansnotai4912
    @humansnotai4912 9 дней назад +2

    Best bit of these two is watching Gervais piss himself at Pilkington. I just love it, it is so so funny! Haha!

  • @idiotpictures579
    @idiotpictures579 6 лет назад +504

    Ricky: What’s a kipper?
    Karl: *stares into space and contemplates his existence*

    • @13lood13ath
      @13lood13ath 5 лет назад +28

      "Rip off"
      "Conned"
      "Taken advantage of"
      "Done up like a kipper"

    • @13lood13ath
      @13lood13ath 5 лет назад +12

      "Look at this foreigner, I done him up like a kipper."

    • @Rutherford_Inchworm_III
      @Rutherford_Inchworm_III 5 лет назад +14

      8:20 - His eyeballs literally dance in their sockets while the rest of his face goes completely still. I've never seen a human being in a state of such abject confusion. He's like an Asimov robot that Ricky just hard-locked by asking it a paradoxical question.

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 5 лет назад +7

      @@Rutherford_Inchworm_III he's like a 90's hard drive... where you can hear it spin up, the little lights on the front blink furious, and a few seconds later you get a result.

  • @str8904
    @str8904 6 лет назад +369

    "Wear" & "where". 1 word, 2 meanings lmaooo. I love Karl.

  • @videogameattic
    @videogameattic 5 лет назад +205

    "There's a woman in the back that does your sack" LMAO!! Ricky should do more of these. This is hilarious.

    • @ihaveasmalldickbut1399
      @ihaveasmalldickbut1399 5 лет назад +4

      Are you new to there duo? There's many podcast's and programs with them working together that holds similar content

    • @NorgKata67
      @NorgKata67 4 года назад +1

      "Testi if you're having one done"

    • @bobgibb2781
      @bobgibb2781 4 года назад +1

      Leslie .

  • @fuzzy8593
    @fuzzy8593 2 года назад +12

    As an American my favorite bit is Karl’s reply to being asked if he would like a cup of tea; “I’d love one, gasping.” Never would have entered my mind to answer in that manner and I love it.

    • @meyague
      @meyague 2 года назад

      he says "godspeed"

    • @fuzzy8593
      @fuzzy8593 2 года назад

      @@meyague Go to your room, and don’t come out till you are ready to behave.

    • @fuzzy8593
      @fuzzy8593 Год назад

      @@meyagueI came back to watch this again. After watching, RUclips suggested the captioned version of this video on Ricky’s channel. The caption was “I’m gasping.” Could have sworn it was just “gasping.” You can come out of your room now. Best to ya.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Год назад +7

      I'm British and I can 100% confirm that Karl say's 'I'm gasping', not 'godspeed' as some div has suggested.

    • @theonetheonlyjoey
      @theonetheonlyjoey 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@meyague if anybody sounds like that when they're saying "godspeed" then their accent needs to be deleted, he's clearly saying "gasping"

  • @TaryllBaker
    @TaryllBaker 9 лет назад +75

    I come back to this video every 6 or so months, and it still cracks me up. I really want more episodes!

    • @cockiesun
      @cockiesun 9 лет назад +6

      Yeah. Ricky's laugh is borderline evil, but it's damn infectious. More lessons please!

  • @Pumbear
    @Pumbear 4 года назад +92

    His face @11:00 of acceptance after Karl still made him wait 10 minutes in this fictional world. Beautiful.

  • @williamcollis455
    @williamcollis455 4 года назад +218

    It's criminal that this wasn't continued.

  • @PotatoBeans1
    @PotatoBeans1 17 дней назад +2

    one of the best pieces of comedy ever made

  • @mrflippers7864
    @mrflippers7864 8 лет назад +211

    Every single time Ricky asks Karl something, he has a look on his face like a Vietnam flashback

    • @p.shermanfortytwowallabyla9488
      @p.shermanfortytwowallabyla9488 6 лет назад +4

      This comment almost killed me😂😂😂😂

    • @orangejoe204
      @orangejoe204 6 лет назад +10

      He's a national treasure, I swear. I'm hoping that Futurama-style "head in a jar" will be possible by the time Karl gets ready to kick the bucket.

    • @blackgirlthoughttv372
      @blackgirlthoughttv372 6 лет назад +1

      LMAO

  • @tomfeilenreiter9424
    @tomfeilenreiter9424 5 лет назад +31

    this is out of this world , watched it nearly 20 times , not done yet with laughing about how cool Karl is or Ricky giggles ... this is pure medicine !!!!!!

  • @JJ-qc2on
    @JJ-qc2on Год назад +15

    10 years ago....bring them back!!🙏!we need these podcasts in 2023! Literally made me laugh so much, tea went everywhere😂😂😂

  • @leeman401
    @leeman401 9 лет назад +164

    Anyone notice how long karl holds that fake cup of tea. hahaha

  • @rspainter7896
    @rspainter7896 5 лет назад +96

    When Karl off on the "neighbor" about the bins I about died. You could tell he was drawing on personal experience.

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 4 года назад +9

      he always does. Everything he ever uttered came from some annoyance he had, once XD

    • @skitstroppo
      @skitstroppo 4 года назад +1

      dirty fucking undies, it attracts foxes

  • @TexboyGamer
    @TexboyGamer 8 лет назад +120

    The fucking bins out on a thursday part killed me lol

  • @danmartins4628
    @danmartins4628 Год назад +33

    I watch this at least 5 times a year and it never fails to make me laugh 😂

  • @brandonhohensee5452
    @brandonhohensee5452 2 года назад +280

    This is perfect. Ricky knows exactly what to say to disorient Karl. It's unfortunate because if you listen to any of their conversations you can tell that Karl is obviously intelligent and has no patience for any bullshit. It comes out so well with 100% unintentional comedy. It's hilarious to those of us who think the same but are too obedient to say what we're thinking. Gotta love him.

    • @mi4johns
      @mi4johns 2 года назад +2

      You obviously haven't listen to the XFM show, the podcasts & the audiobook series - Karl is exactly what Ricky describes: A Manc twat

    • @mistertamura6190
      @mistertamura6190 2 года назад +14

      Lol, you actually believe Karl is an act? Do yourself a favour and listen to their podcasts.

    • @genxr1141
      @genxr1141 2 года назад +22

      @@mistertamura6190 he never said it was an act

    • @josephiscancelled2732
      @josephiscancelled2732 Год назад +1

      @@genxr1141 Weird innit?

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Год назад +1

      Ricky knows exactly how to wind up Karl, whether that's baffling him with basic philosophy or attacking and wrestling him

  • @fhurley8447
    @fhurley8447 8 лет назад +940

    Please make episode 2. Episode 2.

    • @fhurley8447
      @fhurley8447 8 лет назад +2

      +Joshua Smith Seriously!?

    • @fhurley8447
      @fhurley8447 8 лет назад +28

      +Joshua Smith In a lot of reasons I can see why he'd feel that way...

    • @JP_-oq3xn
      @JP_-oq3xn 8 лет назад +5

      show us proof!!

    • @JP_-oq3xn
      @JP_-oq3xn 8 лет назад

      +Joshua Smith can you just find it for me , I'm on my phone so I can't really use ctrl-f.

    • @JP_-oq3xn
      @JP_-oq3xn 8 лет назад +4

      +Joshua Smith I'm so sorry, pardon my impoliteness. But thank you for linking me the reddit post. Such a shame that Karl, Ricky and Steve don't talk anymore😢.

  • @tamipritchard9935
    @tamipritchard9935 8 лет назад +41

    It just doesn't get any better than this.....