Meet Karl Pilkington II

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @Faz-86
    @Faz-86 8 лет назад +3429

    I met Karl today at the Nottingham shopping centre, and he truely is a really good bloke, even got a selfie. Cheers Karl!

    • @Catonius
      @Catonius 7 лет назад +121

      Lucky bastard!

    • @hsk2909
      @hsk2909 5 лет назад +41

      Spend 3 weeks with him and his "philosophies" get quite tiresome.

    • @sonahbribe5225
      @sonahbribe5225 5 лет назад +177

      @@hsk2909 If you constantly put scenarios and hypotheticals on him for every conversation, sure. But other then that he just seems like a good chap

    • @hsk2909
      @hsk2909 5 лет назад +11

      @@sonahbribe5225 I haven't constantly put anything on him. I know him. I know he's a good guy.

    • @raybellows9851
      @raybellows9851 5 лет назад +179

      @@hsk2909 Auntie Nora?

  • @DerHerrMitR
    @DerHerrMitR 4 года назад +3370

    Karl Pilkington has the greatest "default setting" face ever.

    • @itoaster2516
      @itoaster2516 4 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @jacob7608
      @jacob7608 4 года назад +38

      Head like a fucking orange.

    • @jacob7608
      @jacob7608 4 года назад +19

      @@cmpc724 like it was ever working.

    • @tosinoparinde9563
      @tosinoparinde9563 4 года назад +6

      That so funny 😂🤣

    • @HHHKingofKings58
      @HHHKingofKings58 3 года назад +34

      A mix of very slight boredom, confusion and annoyance.

  • @Bette_Fontenot
    @Bette_Fontenot 4 года назад +1095

    "Pack it in, Steve. Have a rest."
    Any time Karl talks about Stephen Hawking I just know my sides will end up aching from laughter.

    • @Tomversal
      @Tomversal Год назад +6

      Play Pac-Man

    • @Oshmoshy
      @Oshmoshy Год назад +2

      I’d love to hear what Karl thinks of the cosmic egg idea

    • @mackychloe
      @mackychloe Год назад +11

      "He's always online"

    • @DarrenJamiesonJamieson
      @DarrenJamiesonJamieson 8 месяцев назад

      I think that Ricardo is calling Pilkington a thick cnt...lol

  • @colinernest3925
    @colinernest3925 4 года назад +1509

    Karl saying "I just wanna worry about the time frame I'm born in, live in, and die in." is actually hilariously profound

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 3 года назад +33

      Also you would skip that massive problem of time travel movies of "holy f, we suddenly can't go back".
      Who cares if it's five years ago when that happens am i right? At least you don't have to live in a cave to net get eaten by t-rex then

    • @rainbowGZUS7
      @rainbowGZUS7 2 года назад +5

      @@boratsagdiyev5679 but, caves are cool and safe

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 2 года назад +3

      @@rainbowGZUS7 only until you discover the bear that's been living in it.

    • @WillOrWillNot
      @WillOrWillNot 2 года назад +2

      @boratsagdiyev5679
      Only until you find out you’re in The Chamber Of Secrets
      Unlucky

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Год назад +1

      ​@@boratsagdiyev5679 why did you write that boring post rather than write something that Borat might have said, if you have the username you should at least stay true to character.

  • @rhys7200
    @rhys7200 3 года назад +416

    No one I know understands the comedic value Karl has, he never fails to make me laugh and I can’t quite explain why, he’s so ordinarily grumpy it’s hilarious

    • @dummybugstudios6450
      @dummybugstudios6450 Год назад +18

      I'm convinced he's a comedic genius. He's gotta be one of the funniest comedians I know

    • @danielbooth5035
      @danielbooth5035 Год назад +17

      @@dummybugstudios6450 he's 100% legit and natural. He is a product of being exceptionally intelligent/ creative but at the same time lacking a formal education.

    • @lazylaurablue
      @lazylaurablue Год назад +4

      I think it's because he sees very clearly without any bull. He is a clever bloke with a great sense of humour and it's obvious he sees and thanks quite deeply about things to. He is the adult to Ricky Gervais's child, which is why he sometimes gets a little exasperated with Ricky. Even though I find Ricky extremely funny most of the time, he can be a bit of a prat. When he's a bit of a prat, he does have a way of pointing it out which really makes me smile and often laugh.
      Deadpan.

    • @lazylaurablue
      @lazylaurablue Год назад +4

      @@dummybugstudios6450 Yes. "Pack it in Steve, 'ave a rest" 🤣

    • @smorrow
      @smorrow Год назад +2

      @@danielbooth5035 I don't think that's quite it. Someone that lacks a formal education usually is very interested in the same types of things formal education prioritises.

  • @MinaF99
    @MinaF99 8 лет назад +4097

    I seem to find myself agreeing with Karl so often... Worrying...

    • @Jibbz28
      @Jibbz28 8 лет назад +307

      He's probably the dumbest genius I've ever come across. Lol a walking paradox.

    • @patrickmoloney672
      @patrickmoloney672 8 лет назад +188

      Have you ever seen a old man eat a Twix?

    • @MinaF99
      @MinaF99 8 лет назад +136

      Patrick Moloney I've seen an old man eat a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars bar bar bar

    • @McTrollenstein
      @McTrollenstein 7 лет назад +31

      Not really. The big bang theory has been changed how many times now? They have no clue. All atoms once belonged to a single atom? Impossible if you scientifically know what defines an atom.

    • @McTrollenstein
      @McTrollenstein 7 лет назад +17

      Not really. The big bang theory has been changed how many times now? They have no clue. All atoms once belonged to a single atom? Impossible if you scientifically know what defines an atom.

  • @Tomfissh
    @Tomfissh 5 лет назад +645

    Karl Pilkington. One of the greatest minds Britain has to offer.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 года назад +31

      A national treasure, he's up there with David Attenborough for me.

    • @Bholmes17
      @Bholmes17 3 года назад +13

      Up there with hawking

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 3 года назад +1

      I'm not sure if he's a great mind disguised as an idiot, or an idiot disguised as Karl Pilkington.

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 года назад

      He's one of the most stupid people that ever lived.
      Everything he says is crazy.
      He's only interested in how things affect him.
      Evolution for example. He think's all life is trying to evolve into humans.
      What a pillock!!

    • @jaymercer4692
      @jaymercer4692 2 года назад +23

      @@tyroon81 His brain connects things differently than a lot of us. We should celebrate those differences in some definitions of the word he could literally be considered a genius. He may have such a basic understanding of many things but the way his brain connects ideas is a true treasure and if you don’t agree with me that it’s interesting, it’s at the least very entertaining.

  • @zzcrazzprozz
    @zzcrazzprozz 8 лет назад +1555

    "atoms, there not getting in the way... so don't worry about them"

  • @oliverl89
    @oliverl89 2 года назад +88

    Karl is super mindful. He's actually the clever one in this. He lives in his small world and is fine with that. People need to try this.

    • @louissanderson719
      @louissanderson719 Год назад +3

      Bollocks

    • @YouSmokeChed
      @YouSmokeChed Год назад

      @@louissanderson719innit I have no idea how people can ever say Karl is clever he is one of the biggest numbnuts I’ve ever listened to

    • @alexm631
      @alexm631 10 месяцев назад

      You do realise this is comedy right 😂 dumbass lol

    • @joedent3323
      @joedent3323 8 месяцев назад

      Mind Your language, Cunt-O.​@@louissanderson719

    • @sethmalaxetxebarria3497
      @sethmalaxetxebarria3497 5 месяцев назад +4

      I really do not like Ricky I feel like he goes around spreading negative vibes disguised as humer, but I'm always amazed at Carl and especially his long suffering. I know who I would enjoy spending time with

  • @KaldmigHanne
    @KaldmigHanne 2 года назад +66

    “I think they did the wheel before the pants” absolutely floored me.

  • @Mitthrapath6
    @Mitthrapath6 8 лет назад +3159

    Please let Karl Pilkington and Neil deGrasse Tyson meet

    • @SamFBM
      @SamFBM 6 лет назад +43

      Johan Lund I think Karl could be a great flat earth president

    • @kellyegan7348
      @kellyegan7348 6 лет назад +12

      Johan Lund that would be the absolute best

    • @vinayakbogam
      @vinayakbogam 6 лет назад +25

      Stripper tripper.
      I feel that internet has given voice to all the idiots in the world. It is filled with idiots such as you and stupid shit comments. This also shows that your mind is like a gutter. All it thinks is a color of a person.

    • @zoebidwell720
      @zoebidwell720 6 лет назад +18

      he handled Katy Perry with patience and manners, so he could cope with Karl. 🤣🤣

    • @mackin26
      @mackin26 6 лет назад +1

      I was just thinking the very same thing

  • @ocampo6794
    @ocampo6794 5 лет назад +702

    -So you would go back in time to save 400 quid?
    -No 250, it was a bargain.

  • @DJMKN93
    @DJMKN93 8 лет назад +2066

    "Pack it in Steve, have a rest" ahahahhaa
    3:54

    • @ricocori2447
      @ricocori2447 8 лет назад +11

      Im not dissapointed MKN, was looking for this quote...here it is

    • @rorylawrence
      @rorylawrence 8 лет назад +36

      Atoms: They're not getting in the way.

    • @jaihickling9390
      @jaihickling9390 8 лет назад

      LOOOOOL!'n

    • @samsboxingexperiment2193
      @samsboxingexperiment2193 7 лет назад +4

      MKN hahahaha. I love that part

    • @ryanje8147
      @ryanje8147 7 лет назад +33

      I have never heard anyone refer to Steven Hawking as Steve.....LOL

  • @jarrettmaltry6305
    @jarrettmaltry6305 4 года назад +562

    I love how Ricky sits in a more throne like chair while they have Karl sat it something that belong in my grandmas basement

    • @TripleEightss
      @TripleEightss 3 года назад +6

      first thing i noticed haha

    • @ishaangupta4125
      @ishaangupta4125 3 года назад +32

      to be fair both chairs looks shite

    • @northernguerrilla3168
      @northernguerrilla3168 3 года назад +22

      Karl's looks a touch more comfortable to be fair.....both need binning though.

    • @daniellealexandra237
      @daniellealexandra237 3 года назад +7

      The chair Ricky is in is literally what you'll find in an old person's nursing home 😂

    • @jameshickey1294
      @jameshickey1294 3 года назад +3

      Classic chairs just like the matrix 😎

  • @lilgit9969
    @lilgit9969 2 года назад +59

    Love, love love Karl Pilkington. I love how he speaks about things, how he looks at things, he's just so deep and never ever fails to cheer me up if I'm feeling down.

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 2 года назад

      Are you kidding me? Ive heard the ramblings of a six year old make more sense. Hes as deep as a paddling pool

    • @lilgit9969
      @lilgit9969 2 года назад +1

      @@paulinegallagher7821 Then maybe his humor is above people like yourself?🙄

  • @MrObiwan1
    @MrObiwan1 6 лет назад +671

    "Less astronaut's , couple of bin bags" - literally the greatest quote I've ever heard :)

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 4 года назад

      MrObiwan1 Literalyl?!

    • @thundergun933
      @thundergun933 4 года назад +1

      @@daytonasayswhat9333 he's Karl's half brother

    • @Aaron19987
      @Aaron19987 2 года назад +1

      Chuck some shit up there

    • @mrjt9241
      @mrjt9241 Год назад

      Leave your golf clubs at home and take some shit up with you and tip it 😂

    • @MrObiwan1
      @MrObiwan1 Год назад +1

      @@daytonasayswhat9333 at least spell it right ;)

  • @sandyrussell1615
    @sandyrussell1615 5 лет назад +800

    3:44 he so nearly said "if i was in his chair". dying

    • @pyrrhichos
      @pyrrhichos 4 года назад +50

      He said "ch-oes" lmfaooo

    • @Ollied
      @Ollied 4 года назад +36

      Pack it in Steve have a rest

    • @tomturley6725
      @tomturley6725 4 года назад +6

      Bro 😂😂😂 he nearly does 😂😂 gotta love the man

    • @debbie1060
      @debbie1060 4 года назад +2

      My dad died of motor neurone disease last Christmas. I can't begin to express the 2 years of progressive suffering to that point. Absolutely love Carl but found that offensive ☹

    • @josephcooper5225
      @josephcooper5225 4 года назад

      I haven’t watched this video in ages and I’ve forgotten all of it but the fact that I know he’s on about Stephen Hawking before I’ve even rewatched it is incredible 😂😂

  • @TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC
    @TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC 6 лет назад +1598

    Karl's subconsciousness holds the key to the past and future evolution of Humanity!

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 лет назад +65

      What if his brain holds the cure to cancer but he's not bothered enough to invent it

    • @l750z_6
      @l750z_6 4 года назад +5

      The Lost History Channel TKTC you tried to hard w that comment

    • @TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC
      @TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC 4 года назад +1

      @@l750z_6 Indeed, first time being back since i typed it, : ) LOL

    • @draw4yourlife3
      @draw4yourlife3 4 года назад +4

      reminds me of Marvin from hitchhiker's guide lol

    • @enabler2456
      @enabler2456 3 года назад +4

      You're right he's the missing link.

  • @zicomitchell
    @zicomitchell 4 года назад +194

    Karl is the pragmatist and Ricky is the philosopher. That's why they work so well together

    • @FutureAbe
      @FutureAbe 3 года назад +4

      Technically, a pragmatist IS a philosopher

    • @Tobias-bv8yc
      @Tobias-bv8yc 2 года назад +21

      Karl is the real philosopher here.

    • @KarlSnarks
      @KarlSnarks 2 года назад +1

      @@Tobias-bv8yc Karl would probably be a good epicurean

    • @str8904
      @str8904 Год назад +15

      It’s actually the opposite. Karl asks genuinely smart & interesting questions about epistemology and questions like, what is the “self”. Meanwhile, Ricky likes to think of himself as a staunch empiricist & materialist but he pragmatically thinks and behaves as if he’s not.

    • @louissanderson719
      @louissanderson719 Год назад +5

      @@danosdotnl I mean, I LOVE Karl, but people are reading into him too much. Ricky CAN be an arse, but Karl can be so profoundly ignorant it’s unreal. Borderline arrogant. He’s not this “deep profound genius” that people like to pretend he is.

  • @SSR175
    @SSR175 4 года назад +24

    Ricky trying to reason with Karl is something I can watch for hours and hours😁

  • @XKUnT
    @XKUnT 5 лет назад +271

    “I don’t know what you’re doing now, you’re just saying words at me.” 😂😂I’ve needed that quote all my life.

    • @zayndmeiri2487
      @zayndmeiri2487 4 года назад

      Time stamp?

    • @OdinzEinherjar
      @OdinzEinherjar 4 года назад +5

      @@zayndmeiri2487 19:00

    • @robwright1286
      @robwright1286 3 года назад +3

      *Everytime somebody tries explaining anything to me* 🙄😂

    • @hamishwilson9787
      @hamishwilson9787 3 года назад +1

      I actually lost what ricky said at the point too XD

  • @dandunning7731
    @dandunning7731 8 лет назад +731

    "See, all that went right over my head…" what a hilariously honest man!

    • @mattjones8634
      @mattjones8634 8 лет назад +42

      I thought he was talking about his hairline.

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 6 лет назад +18

      Just heard an interview with him, where he says he doesn't want kids (partly) because he feels his genes shouldnt be passed on. For his level of intelligence, I'm honestly pleasantly surprised to know he's considered something like that.

    • @yungsammysosa6201
      @yungsammysosa6201 5 лет назад +30

      @@omikronweapon he's not dumb at all...he's just a simple man that sees the world very simply..its freeing actually

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 5 лет назад +4

      A lot of it is, of course, an act.

    • @koalabandit9166
      @koalabandit9166 5 лет назад +16

      He seems completely devoid of smugness or conceit. That's such a great and rare quality, whatever his flaws may be, that that alone makes him look to me like a great and admirable man.

  • @Paddy.C
    @Paddy.C 8 лет назад +676

    That's really frustrating.. I wanted to know how Karl managed to rent a 3 bedroom Majorcan villa with swimming pool for only £250.

    • @itsMrNoble
      @itsMrNoble 8 лет назад +49

      +Aaron Bourke Nah, that was years before he was semi famous. I think he got it through a mate.

    • @dazmorland
      @dazmorland 8 лет назад +9

      Mates rates, from someone he knew ;)

    • @kurtpullen7806
      @kurtpullen7806 8 лет назад +99

      Was Tattoo Stans villa

    • @SKATEBAIT47
      @SKATEBAIT47 8 лет назад +23

      +Kurt Pullen Shit tattoo's on his right arm though

    • @tofolcano9639
      @tofolcano9639 7 лет назад +6

      Paddy .Cook
      Mallorca*

  • @Touchit1958
    @Touchit1958 3 года назад +112

    “We’ve gone through your family tree, do you know Terri the slug? He’s a great uncle of yours”.
    😂😂😂😂

    • @Eleventhearlofmars
      @Eleventhearlofmars Год назад

      Sounds like a hard hitting uncle or grandad, slugger Terry lol.

    • @barbarabalaam5241
      @barbarabalaam5241 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @DarrenJamiesonJamieson
      @DarrenJamiesonJamieson 8 месяцев назад

      I bet you a pound to the dollar that Ricky asked Karl to do Learn English With Ricky Gervais Part II...lol

  • @JasonFoster-Payne
    @JasonFoster-Payne 6 месяцев назад +10

    I would vote and trust Karl over any politician any day of the week,with Karl you always know where you stand, unfiltered thoughts,most of it is actually the simple truth ,why he's so brilliant

    • @Wedge_The_Almighty
      @Wedge_The_Almighty 2 месяца назад

      He probably isn’t bothered enough with politics😂.

  • @ricocori2447
    @ricocori2447 8 лет назад +123

    "Atoms, break em down, gravel, make gravel out of them"
    K.P

  • @DanielBrown-ee5tb
    @DanielBrown-ee5tb 8 лет назад +1058

    "we've researched your family ancestry...do you know Terry the Slug?" lolol

    • @HopeVJustice
      @HopeVJustice 7 лет назад +6

      * Ladies and gentlemen would you please welcome to the stage.... Splodgenessabounds! * :D

    • @starrrburst
      @starrrburst 6 лет назад +16

      I fucking diedddddd

    • @erica5624
      @erica5624 6 лет назад +13

      Always make me cry with laughter 😂😂

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 месяца назад +2

      Terry the slug was a 70% DNA match with me

  • @AKABoondock19
    @AKABoondock19 8 лет назад +199

    I miss Karl Ricky and Stephen together so damn much

  • @pabbieduckhooks
    @pabbieduckhooks 2 года назад +26

    Karl is so spot on with his evaluation of Ricky going back to the cave man era. Ricky wouldn’t last a day

  • @Mista-Smith
    @Mista-Smith 2 года назад +47

    Karl is so lovable even though he may say things he shouldn't. He has a certain innocence almost like a child. He's so funny to watch lol.

  • @sharlainjapan
    @sharlainjapan 6 лет назад +780

    “Antiques Roadshow of Shit” hahahaha

  • @haz9808
    @haz9808 8 лет назад +219

    They play off each other so well, it's literally seamless.

  • @itsMrNoble
    @itsMrNoble 7 лет назад +664

    I love Karl's shrug after Ricky tells him that it's a terrible flawed theory. He genuinely doesn't give a shit. He knows he's right.

    • @Tom-bn6pr
      @Tom-bn6pr 5 лет назад +57

      He's right about chucking bin bags into space?

    • @Caesarnr93
      @Caesarnr93 5 лет назад +53

      Tom 22 while ur going up there, just bring a few bin bags with ya

    • @Christoff070
      @Christoff070 4 года назад +15

      He thinks he's right. That means he's either narrow minded or stubborn, cause Ricky just explained to him how inefficient it would be to do that.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 года назад +2

      Leave your golf clubs and take some sh*t and tip it!

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 4 года назад +10

      @@Christoff070 I don't know how everybody thinks that's the biggest issue. As if it'd be perfectly fine to throw our limited resources away into space like we can generate piles upon piles of trash infinitely. Yall not heard about recycling?
      But yeah, even if they were already sending a rocket to space everyday, there'd barely even be any room to carry 1% of the trash we produce in a day on it. The crew would be able to hold a bag of trash each. That'd be it.
      And no, that wouldn't cost much to the fuel already needed to get this heavy rocket off the ground. Like think of why people are against private jets. It's essentially one super rich person paying for everybody's seat to have a plane all for themselves. Waste of fuel. It'd be more efficient to let everybody on and split the bill. But these rich people's self importance matter more than sitting next to everybody else. Anyway, point was, most of the cost is in getting the vehicle itself moving, not the passengers. It's practically negligible with cars.

  • @TheRunnerable
    @TheRunnerable 2 года назад +95

    ”You’re talking about space. When did it start, where does is end - it doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t matter”
    Actually a genuinely profound quote from Karl Pilkington

    • @benjaminqmorris
      @benjaminqmorris 5 месяцев назад

      that point is a lot like the parable of the poison arrow... he's a modern day buddha

  • @Darkplasmaray
    @Darkplasmaray 3 года назад +62

    "Do you know Terry the slug? He's a great uncle of yours"

  • @ryanhudson6961
    @ryanhudson6961 7 лет назад +63

    There is an amazing amount of wisdom in Karls ramblings.

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 3 года назад +5

      There isn't really. Most of what he said in this was ill-informed crap.

    • @piffflair2624
      @piffflair2624 3 года назад +2

      @@David-ud9ju shut up David

    • @archiewall124
      @archiewall124 3 года назад +3

      @@piffflair2624 he isn’t wrong tho, Karl talks a load of shite he’s just hilarious and he doesn’t realise how funny it is

  • @matteoj226
    @matteoj226 8 лет назад +40

    I genuinely love Karl. The most honest, genuine, pleasant man.

  • @senorcoonster
    @senorcoonster 4 года назад +128

    Karl is really smart to be honest. Don’t stress by thinking about things that don’t directly affect our everyday lives. You can’t get smarter than that.

    • @lNeVaR
      @lNeVaR 2 года назад +9

      Thats literally so dumb

    • @Komiksti
      @Komiksti 2 года назад +18

      @@lNeVaR Actually it's one of the fundamental teachings of Daoism, look it up. Hardly dumb at all.

    • @fbwhitey
      @fbwhitey 2 года назад +23

      @@Komiksti Regardless, relatively not all that long ago in humanity's era, electricity was something that had zero impact on a persons daily life; the discovery of which was mostly due to simple curiosity. The first to discover and create electricity will have had absolutely no idea how profound an impact their experiments would eventually have on the entire human race, but here we are.
      Disregarding things that seemingly have no impact on us today seems so short-sighted, and we have no idea how these important these things may become to future generations

    • @wpgeeth
      @wpgeeth 2 года назад +2

      @@lNeVaR its quite amazing how people cant grasp simple theories like big bang. Some kids get it.

    • @wpgeeth
      @wpgeeth 2 года назад

      @fuikinga it doesnt matter really wether you care about it or not. Its irrelevant.

  • @EaioneMcgarry
    @EaioneMcgarry 8 месяцев назад +218

    2024 anyone?

    • @THEGUNNERSHOW282
      @THEGUNNERSHOW282 6 месяцев назад +2

      why the hell would that matter ?

    • @seangrain8610
      @seangrain8610 6 месяцев назад +9

      Oh yes . Karl never gets old. Always my go to when I need a smile. Legend

    • @zimzam9166
      @zimzam9166 5 месяцев назад

      Pitiful. You're nothing. Just stop, please

    • @TheRockyBurning
      @TheRockyBurning 5 месяцев назад +1

      I just discovered this

    • @zimzam9166
      @zimzam9166 5 месяцев назад +1

      PITIFUL

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 2 года назад +17

    Karl's, "yeah that's great." killed me after Ricky explained the atom.

  • @stonehouseguitars3869
    @stonehouseguitars3869 5 лет назад +84

    As someone who struggles with being fed up and sick of it all the time, this guy really gives me hope. I’m a bit sad he’s been around for like 20 years now and I’ve only just started listening to him this past year. Was very happy to watch sick of it and looking forward to hopefully a long and brilliant career to come from Karl pilkington. Also Gervais as always is a brilliant and hardworking man who is one of my personal heroes even if sometimes I can’t stand his personality. His new series “After Life” was absolutely brilliant and I hope he decides to introduce Karl to the cast. Thanks for all your hard work gentlemen

    • @timwideman8824
      @timwideman8824 2 года назад +7

      He didn’t like acting in Derek. He’s a better character naturally than most actors are capable of portraying.

    • @Toad_Nugget
      @Toad_Nugget Год назад +3

      You need to listen to all of the XFM shows, the podcasts, and the series ‘Guide to’.

    • @jawdzbanga4540
      @jawdzbanga4540 Год назад +2

      @@Toad_Nugget everyone needs to listen to those compilations .. they are consistently funny even after me having them on repeat for years. The best 👌🏻❤️

  • @luukeluketer1024
    @luukeluketer1024 8 лет назад +210

    7:55: "It'll be like antique road show in the sky but with shit of the years gone by"............

  • @thebigpicture2455
    @thebigpicture2455 4 года назад +57

    As the years go by I realize more and more that Karl is just speaking truth...it's so far ahead that it may seem like comedy.

  • @myeyesarespiders
    @myeyesarespiders 4 года назад +69

    We need more people like Karl. He's not always right, but his process of thinking is so unique and out of the ordinary.

    • @Brandon_J
      @Brandon_J 2 года назад +11

      He's literally the average Manchester man. He sounds like every other moody simple man here. It's why his reactions are hilarious to others.

  • @hannahblencowe8399
    @hannahblencowe8399 8 лет назад +358

    "Pack it in Steve, have a rest"

    • @creativeamerican8811
      @creativeamerican8811 7 лет назад +9

      Hannah Blencowe
      Mount HaveArest.

    • @HopeVJustice
      @HopeVJustice 7 лет назад

      +Alexander Marshall
      Ha beat me to it! XD

    • @varun009
      @varun009 7 лет назад +3

      Hot damn, the girls on RUclips are hot.

    • @LosBerkos
      @LosBerkos 7 лет назад +12

      varun009 Fucking stain on humanity.

    • @t5698
      @t5698 5 лет назад

      hes in hell now anyways

  • @molhill2659
    @molhill2659 8 лет назад +284

    I feel like Karl seems so tired in this one, not that he isn't in other videos, but he looks even more fed up with Ricky's messing around.

    • @ValkyrieDaisy95
      @ValkyrieDaisy95 8 лет назад +26

      I think Ricky's worn him out xD Its bound to affect him after a while. Ricky can be so exhaustingly annoying at times xD!!

    • @stoney_703
      @stoney_703 8 лет назад +27

      it's an exaggerated version of himself when in front of the camera it's they're dynamic, they obviously aren't like this off camera

    • @molhill2659
      @molhill2659 8 лет назад +3

      +Sean Millson nah I defiantly think they are, yeh i mean there probably things they talk about off camera because they can't talk about it on camera!

    • @molhill2659
      @molhill2659 8 лет назад +15

      +getagrip I don't think he is, i think you'd have to of listened to all the podcasts to truly understand there friend ship!

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 8 лет назад

      +Molly Hillier your beautiful xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • @SylentEcho
    @SylentEcho 7 лет назад +53

    Gotta admire how honest Karl is. Nobody would ever say stuff like that aloud, let alone on TV even if they're thinking it.

  • @gener8joy
    @gener8joy 3 года назад +13

    Karl Pilkington - simple man and because of that also a great man - I like him. His thoughts about science are so simple and he is so sincere

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 2 года назад

      He has NO intelligent thoughts about science.

    • @gener8joy
      @gener8joy 2 года назад

      @@paulinegallagher7821 maybe you have…… naaaa - just kidding (…)

  • @jakesyn5
    @jakesyn5 2 года назад +54

    Apart from the completely wrong bits he is like a machine that tells you exactly what you need to hear with no filter and no second thoughts on what people think , it’s rare and purely admirable

  • @vandalsavage6990
    @vandalsavage6990 6 лет назад +60

    The funniest thing Karl could be considered a great thinker without effort because of his honesty.

  • @richardroberts1744
    @richardroberts1744 6 лет назад +30

    The best thing about Karl Is that if he really thought about it he is worth loads of money. But his humility doesn't see it. Oblivious!!! And that is incorruptible. A true human in a way. No distractions. No ego. Just I want my little life. That's all.

    • @katienovota8870
      @katienovota8870 6 лет назад +3

      I have a feeling he knows exactly what he's doing.

    • @hazelwalsh3269
      @hazelwalsh3269 6 лет назад +1

      Richard Roberts ignorance is bliss!!

    • @katqt32
      @katqt32 4 года назад

      Katie Novota maybe, maybe not. Either way, he enjoys the simple things and doesn’t do bad things, and I think that’s something respectable :)

  • @twotragediesinlife667
    @twotragediesinlife667 5 лет назад +32

    The reason Karl is so interesting is because he makes a lot of sense in his ramblings. Love these guys

  • @ianmcfadden5450
    @ianmcfadden5450 3 года назад +28

    Karl is a national treasure, true legend

  • @vtrico10
    @vtrico10 4 года назад +22

    "he's wasting his life thinking about something that doesn't matter" - Karl hits the nail on the head - he is referring to what Theodore Kaczynski described as "surrogate activities" in Industrial Society and its Future - I think Karl and Ted would have a lot in common with regards to their world view, Karl just doesn't know it.

  • @reggiewray2780
    @reggiewray2780 8 лет назад +147

    Terry the slug he was a great uncle of yours 😂😂

  • @cojocoolio
    @cojocoolio 8 лет назад +46

    I could watch Ricky and Karl talk all day long, I crack up and then Ricky's laugh makes me laugh even harder

  • @DeathEgg666
    @DeathEgg666 7 лет назад +40

    "Atoms....they're not getting in the way, stop worrying about em" I love Karl

  • @abergreg
    @abergreg 3 года назад +62

    Karl is a national treasure, his brain is wired in a unique and wonderfully amusing way.

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose 2 года назад

      No it’s not, it’s commonplace

    • @abergreg
      @abergreg 2 года назад

      @@john.premose If, by making a comment, you broadcast your stupidity, then surely its ill advised.

    • @AD-df5tm
      @AD-df5tm 2 года назад +2

      If only he was unique. The sad reality is that there are WAY more people like him out there than should be.

    • @abergreg
      @abergreg 2 года назад +1

      @@AD-df5tm No there arent.

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose 2 года назад

      @@abergreg yea there are

  • @tee1up785
    @tee1up785 3 года назад +21

    “Your brother you are very close to.”
    “I haven’t seen him in about 12yrs” 😂😂😂

  • @dios.9586
    @dios.9586 4 года назад +69

    9:30 I genuinely can’t believe Karl wants to use a time machine to go back to a holiday in Majorca hahahahaha

    • @SuuupaGirl
      @SuuupaGirl 9 месяцев назад

      A villa, swimming pool, 3 bedrooms 😮‍💨

  • @sammullett17
    @sammullett17 6 лет назад +20

    I have read Karl Pilkington books, watched the TV series and the podcasts but I still prefer the one-one interviews they are TV gold haha, learning English with Ricky Gervais is the funniest thing on RUclips 😂✌️

    • @beardedloon77
      @beardedloon77 3 года назад

      Watch the Derek outtakes can't remember which but in one of them you actually get to see Karl actually lose it an hysterically laugh but only once which makes it so much funnier that he's got people in fits all around him an he's still deadpan until this one moment.🤣

  • @stoox006
    @stoox006 8 лет назад +291

    OMG... I haven't seen this one. How is it possible?

  • @stuartbritain8529
    @stuartbritain8529 4 года назад +7

    Karl’s been right all along. Lucky for me, I realised this sooner, rather than later.

  • @cosmoheldenbergh8843
    @cosmoheldenbergh8843 4 года назад +18

    i feel like most his theories are based on putting the enjoyment of one person above mutual understanding of the universe and I love it

  • @Forestgravy90
    @Forestgravy90 6 лет назад +31

    Outer space being like a museum because it'll have some bin bags floating about with old stuff in it might be the maddest thing Karl has ever said

    • @doc-holliday-
      @doc-holliday- 6 лет назад +4

      Forest_gravy Madder then injecting an old person in the head with "something" and having them live their life in reverse, instead of having kids?

    • @LS-ot6vd
      @LS-ot6vd 5 месяцев назад

      It really isn't, trust me 😂

  • @DeesonJame
    @DeesonJame 7 лет назад +16

    Go back in time to have the same vacation.. brilliant!

  • @e.e.gravewalkr
    @e.e.gravewalkr 7 лет назад +113

    "There's a gang of 'em in the tube." lmao

  • @sunwukong6897
    @sunwukong6897 3 года назад +17

    Karl Pilkington is one of the wisest individuals I have ever born witness to and that’s not a joke.

    • @navjitbassi03
      @navjitbassi03 2 года назад +2

      After hearing him crumble on that logic question i feel sorry for u if that comment is factual

  • @Maoulduin
    @Maoulduin 3 года назад +7

    Karl knows that life is short and doesn't want to waste time on dwelling on the past.

  • @dj4650
    @dj4650 7 лет назад +11

    Karl is like Einstein for the common man. Someone who sees life in cliff notes with no filler

  • @Horus2468
    @Horus2468 8 лет назад +139

    He's not entirely wrong most of the time. lol.

    • @cornybeef
      @cornybeef 5 лет назад +22

      Horus2468
      But he’s never entirely correct

  • @partiallyperfect3943
    @partiallyperfect3943 4 года назад +12

    Karl is just amazing, I could watch him all day!

  • @Lollirot
    @Lollirot 2 месяца назад +1

    Been listening for nearly 20 years, the older I get the more I think he's a genius. Help.

  • @CotyDinsen
    @CotyDinsen 8 месяцев назад +3

    I would tell Carl He's absolutely spot on about everything he says.

    • @marionkennedy9651
      @marionkennedy9651 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah he IS ! A very bright and extremely funny guy!💯👍

  • @dylanhulland6342
    @dylanhulland6342 8 лет назад +1136

    What Ricky sees when looking at Karl
    ££££££££££

    • @missesrobot8182
      @missesrobot8182 8 лет назад +71

      Lol, you never see Ricky advertise Karl's books or shows that he doesn't make with Gervais.

    • @symbiote1982pk
      @symbiote1982pk 8 лет назад +44

      Catherine why would he? he's a businessman, why would he give his competition free advertising? what sort of ridiculous thing is that to even type? he doesn't advertise the shitty films Steve Merchant is in, or portal 2 either, does that make him a bad person somehow?

    • @missesrobot8182
      @missesrobot8182 8 лет назад +81

      Well, since they're meant to be friends, and Ricky simply loves Karls mind, you'd assume he might say 'Check out Karls new book' randomly on facebook, or just commenting on how well Karl's doing lately, but he only does that when he's involved. Beyonce promotes her sisters album on her instagram. It comes across a tad childish. Karl mentioned how funny Stephen looks in his Crystal Maze X Men bald albino get up the other day on Facebook.

    • @MrInsignifcant
      @MrInsignifcant 8 лет назад +17

      +Catherine You lost me at Beyonce.

    • @symbiote1982pk
      @symbiote1982pk 8 лет назад +9

      Catherine they arent "meant" to be friends, they are, that doesn't change the fact that Ricky owns and operates a production company and has no onus to promote a rival product regardless of who is in it. as I pointed out, he doesn't do the same for Steve, that Karl does means nothing, as he has no horse in the race, it doesn't infer he's a better or worse person than Ricky, is he more earnest? for sure but he doesn't run a production company so he doesn't have to protect any investments.

  • @cheynepoole6986
    @cheynepoole6986 4 года назад +544

    Karl’s actually really clever but the way he says stuff is idiotic

    • @Nova-tu9xi
      @Nova-tu9xi 4 года назад +43

      How is it clever to not understand anything and refusing to use his head regarding anything remotely complex?

    • @HeierMr
      @HeierMr 4 года назад +28

      “Just chuck shit up into space”

    • @hairymeat8750
      @hairymeat8750 4 года назад +13

      @@Nova-tu9xi not interested

    • @evan8654
      @evan8654 4 года назад +9

      @@Nova-tu9xi oh God do you really not get it?

    • @wj2429
      @wj2429 4 года назад +28

      He's not really clever, he's just a curious bloke who speaks his mind. He's certainly not an idiot though.

  • @TheJawaah
    @TheJawaah 8 лет назад +101

    3:45 ahaha he was so close to saying chair

  • @javidm.f8533
    @javidm.f8533 Месяц назад +1

    Karl's flabbergasted face at the end of the slug discussion and his messed up demeanor in the next segment is the most hilarious emotion I've seen on a human

  • @chriselyr2484
    @chriselyr2484 3 года назад +7

    Ricky: What's the answer to life, the universe and everything?
    Karl: What's for tea?

  • @elvisjimpa100
    @elvisjimpa100 4 года назад +229

    Pop it in youtube

  • @ramutej
    @ramutej 5 лет назад +30

    Absolutely love Karl , great philosopher , comic and life in general genius!🙏👍❤

  • @wolfe1970
    @wolfe1970 5 лет назад +5

    This deserves so much more than just over a million views, these will be classics

  • @Raining23Buckets
    @Raining23Buckets 11 месяцев назад +3

    “ They say what’s going on”, “ I say I’m just visiting “ Onya Karl Legend 😂

  • @jordancarter5507
    @jordancarter5507 2 года назад +7

    Karl is the bees knees,legs and elbows, funniest man on earth

  • @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898
    @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898 8 лет назад +62

    I love how he says 'bang'
    "bahnnnnk"

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 8 лет назад +82

    Pack it in Steve, 'av a rest

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 8 лет назад +1

      I loved him suggesting instead of discovering the mysteries of the Universe he should play Pac-Man

  • @infjlightandlove7258
    @infjlightandlove7258 5 лет назад +35

    God I love Karl so much. Too funny! He can make u laugh so much, even when you're feeling super depressed. He always cheers me up. Funniest person in the world and so sweet and genuine. If I could choose to meet one celebrity it would be him. Favourite person to listen too :)

    • @welcmasher2471
      @welcmasher2471 2 года назад

      hello fellow infj, wonder if our type is more prone to enjoying this type of stuff!

    • @TaxingIsThieving
      @TaxingIsThieving Год назад

      Guess what Karl is?

    • @chrisriley9182
      @chrisriley9182 Год назад

      ​@@TaxingIsThieving Karl is ISFP and Ricky ENTP

  • @typicalchicken4479
    @typicalchicken4479 3 года назад +4

    HOW on EARTH does he not crack a smile at what he says! he's absolutely hilarious.

  • @elitegaming821
    @elitegaming821 Год назад +1

    If I've learnt anything from this sit down so far with Karl it's that it's OK to overlook things. Don't cram your mind.
    Thanks Karl mate.

  • @Tr4wnet
    @Tr4wnet 8 лет назад +12

    Another gem hidden in YT. 10/10

  • @ions89
    @ions89 8 лет назад +431

    karl dilkington

    • @oleolsen557
      @oleolsen557 6 лет назад +14

      CrisisofConsciousness "Hello, Mr. Dilkington!", they said.

    • @alistair3409
      @alistair3409 5 лет назад +11

      @@oleolsen557 "Mr. K Dilkington" they said

    • @NovemXI
      @NovemXI 5 лет назад +19

      I threw it in the bin.

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom 4 года назад +1

      *Brett Dilkington

    • @lufcharrison2234
      @lufcharrison2234 4 года назад +7

      You’re one of our most valuable customers...

  • @nerdfather7361
    @nerdfather7361 8 лет назад +7

    OMFG, when Karl said "Pack it in, Steve, have a rest," I literally laughed for about 3 minutes. Good lord, I love Karl.

  • @billzebub7535
    @billzebub7535 2 года назад +8

    I love Ricky rolling his eyes talking about the “magic” of god..
    Proceeds to discuss the big bang in a whimsical miraculous sense. Lol

    • @Adam-fj9px
      @Adam-fj9px 9 месяцев назад +2

      And the fact that the big bang was theorised by a priest lol

  • @elc84
    @elc84 3 года назад +6

    -Marmotte. Mouse.
    -You're just saying words... What's a Marmotte?
    This is GENIUS.

  • @HadleyMaeHudson
    @HadleyMaeHudson 3 года назад +5

    ‘What’s a marmot?’ I’ve got tears 😭🤣😂 I love him!

  • @Hittingitstiff
    @Hittingitstiff 7 лет назад +8

    "I don't know what you're doing now, you're just saying words at me"....."What's a marmot?"
    I don't know why but this made me cry with laughter.

  • @chrisbarnett6362
    @chrisbarnett6362 8 лет назад +128

    What're they doing knockin' about in there? Get out! lol!

  • @spaghetti_legss
    @spaghetti_legss 5 лет назад +18

    "Leave your golf clubs at home, and take some shit up with you, and tip it."

  • @mudchumper9913
    @mudchumper9913 3 дня назад +1

    Ricky sounds a lot like a televangelist when he talks about the miracle of science. And by proxy it makes Karl sound like Ricky.

  • @torchbearer3784
    @torchbearer3784 2 года назад +2

    I could listen to these two for hours 👍