Karl's Philosophy 3x10

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2012
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  • @Tom-bn6pr
    @Tom-bn6pr 9 лет назад +4870

    I lose it every time I hear the part when Karl gets so close to understanding the proverb about the old man planting a seed, he gets so so close and Ricky and Steve sound so proud, and then he says "but I'm sort of guessing he enjoyed gardening anyway"

    • @AA-fn9xz
      @AA-fn9xz 6 лет назад +118

      Tom 22 any metaphor you give Karl you could bet your house on it he’ll take it literally haha!

    • @Cuchulainn1984
      @Cuchulainn1984 5 лет назад +242

      @@AA-fn9xz I think Karl brings up a pretty traditional challenge to the very concept of altruism here. If you derive pleasure from something, like providing for future generations, is it truly altruistic? It's a legitimate argument in moral philosophy.

    • @greedosspeedo1464
      @greedosspeedo1464 5 лет назад +71

      @@Cuchulainn1984 The flaw with that objectivistic line of thought is that it's attributing equal pleasure to the altruistic deed and the satisfaction.
      If I donate all my free money to the homeless, I'l get a feeling of satisfaction when I do so, but that feeling will fade far faster than the pleasure I could have derived from that money. Yet I would not regret doing so. In terms of value it's an inequal exchange done out of empathy.

    • @lavamatstudios
      @lavamatstudios 5 лет назад +33

      ​@@greedosspeedo1464 This is valid as long as you interpret "deriving pleasure" in a cheap hedonistic sense. I read it in a more egoist way. An action that pleases you is one that satisfies the ego. This doesn't mean optimizing pleasure over time, this means doing those things you like best. That might be an action that will cause you discomfort in the future.

    • @lavamatstudios
      @lavamatstudios 5 лет назад +26

      That's actually a profound thought though. You should ask yourself *why* the old man enjoys gardening. It probably isn't because he likes crawling about in dirt all day. No, it's because gardening carries a certain meaning that pleases him. He knows the tree will grow to be mighty and tall in he plants that tiny seed today. That in many years townspeople will come sit in the shade of it. His tiny action right now will have huge consequences on the future. It makes him feel powerful. Something like that.
      The point is that the ostensibly moral action of planting that seed is actually thoroughly selfish.

  • @halfaworldaway
    @halfaworldaway 5 лет назад +1550

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I'm a rapist."
    "Right then."

    • @zada4a
      @zada4a 3 года назад +30

      Charlie from IASIP

    • @Daftboy89
      @Daftboy89 3 года назад +6

      @@zada4a 🤣👌

    • @shayZero
      @shayZero 3 года назад +20

      Definitely a Tory MP then

    • @jackmehoffe9372
      @jackmehoffe9372 3 года назад +8

      I almost shit myself laughing

    • @charlotte4977
      @charlotte4977 3 года назад +2

      @@shayZero 8,

  • @jakempenney
    @jakempenney 4 года назад +1908

    "His head was in great condition... It just wasn't attached to his body"

    • @berenicemoran2105
      @berenicemoran2105 4 года назад +4

      @Steve excellent pic 😁

    • @bluecornerboxing6091
      @bluecornerboxing6091 4 года назад +2

      🤔🤣😭😂🤣👍👍

    • @placebodomingo3277
      @placebodomingo3277 3 года назад +14

      “So he can be bothered with his trainers but not with a helmet”

    • @checkout5017
      @checkout5017 3 года назад +9

      I want this on my head stone

    • @slipknot9023
      @slipknot9023 3 года назад +13

      Karl somehow has some of the greatest comedic timing I've ever heard.

  • @CommissarKane
    @CommissarKane 7 лет назад +1164

    the "I'll put you in a home" line damn near killed me i was laughing so hard.

    • @chertikinamoto
      @chertikinamoto 5 лет назад +3

      CommissarKane I was expecting something like that honestly lol

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 4 года назад +5

      Well Ricky was wheezing his ass off there lmao

    • @smatchimo645
      @smatchimo645 2 года назад

      As a councilmen I'm not paying for cupboards to put your fat kids in.

    • @murderc27
      @murderc27 Год назад +1

      The way he frowns and pulls the phone out is gold

    • @eggmug562
      @eggmug562 11 месяцев назад

      I mean he's not wrong. Society shouldn't be responsible for dipshits.

  • @markheggeland
    @markheggeland 8 лет назад +2237

    "eh I'll put ya in a home"
    dead

    • @e.t.464
      @e.t.464 6 лет назад +45

      6:35

    • @Brown-streak_studios
      @Brown-streak_studios 6 лет назад +10

      I thought he said i’ll phone your home

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 5 лет назад +43

      +Brown-Streak Studios No, he was saying he was going to put them in a foster home. No parents left and they're annoying him.

    • @MaSoNGaMeR115
      @MaSoNGaMeR115 5 лет назад +36

      'everyone looking for someone to blame' was actually really true

    • @cousinbenson5329
      @cousinbenson5329 4 года назад +2

      Hope all the family and friends come to the funeral

  • @hypermecha223
    @hypermecha223 11 лет назад +524

    "I wasn't free. I was there from 9 to 6." XD

  • @rycemccall3887
    @rycemccall3887 6 лет назад +1415

    "I'm not spending tax payer's money on cupboards to put the fat kid in" 😂

    • @Station9.75
      @Station9.75 4 года назад +18

      Fat kid wouldn’t fit in a cupboard anyway.

    • @bteamgleemllc6864
      @bteamgleemllc6864 4 года назад +7

      @@Station9.75 aircraft hanger?

    • @hamdiomar9103
      @hamdiomar9103 4 года назад +2

      Ryce McCall wish everyone thinks like karl

    • @alrightgeeze
      @alrightgeeze 3 года назад +6

      He's not wrong

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 3 года назад +3

      I lost it because I couldn't even argue against him as hard. He broke it down to such a blunt level that it made me want to agree lmao

  • @HolyApplebutter
    @HolyApplebutter 4 года назад +2659

    The more of these I watch the more I end up siding with Karl here.

    • @scoob1670
      @scoob1670 4 года назад +90

      you must be an idiot

    • @ThelastdesertRanger
      @ThelastdesertRanger 4 года назад +37

      Same here

    • @ameremortal
      @ameremortal 4 года назад +233

      Karl is an intelligent person who thinks he’s stupid. Most of us think we’re smarter than we really are.

    • @TonecrafteLuthiery
      @TonecrafteLuthiery 4 года назад +13

      You should see a doctor about that 🤣

    • @TonecrafteLuthiery
      @TonecrafteLuthiery 4 года назад +21

      @@ameremortal His IQ is 85.

  • @gumnut8781
    @gumnut8781 4 года назад +480

    President Pilkington: “Where’s your mum?”
    Little Ricky: “She... She left... It’s just our dad and he’s a vegetable...”
    President Pilkington: “Right i’ll put you in a home.” *dials phone*
    FUCKING SAVAGE

    • @dombjomb
      @dombjomb 3 года назад +8

      I thought he was gonna make a joke about tryna date her or something lmao

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 11 лет назад +1935

    Karl actually has a pretty solid and intelligent sense of personal responsibility.

    • @MrDzoni955
      @MrDzoni955 6 лет назад +41

      Holy shit you responded to a 5y old comment lol

    • @CoolGuyM4sturbat3
      @CoolGuyM4sturbat3 6 лет назад +3

      Haha

    • @HashtagGamingVideos
      @HashtagGamingVideos 6 лет назад +6

      And it just keeps on going!

    • @TheOriginalFreak
      @TheOriginalFreak 6 лет назад +74

      Ricky G is the very definition of a wanker.
      England is proof a nanny state does more harm than good.

    • @madzangels
      @madzangels 6 лет назад +43

      And yet, I'd take England against any other country any day of the week :) It has it's faults, but as does every other country - relatively speaking you really don't have much to whinge about if you are born in England.

  • @thatgirlcheree
    @thatgirlcheree 6 лет назад +233

    "Rosie Whatsit." lol

  • @hoppyman11
    @hoppyman11 5 лет назад +744

    "Was Rosa Parks just a troublemaker?" -Karl Pilkington

    • @Nemo7The7Pirate7
      @Nemo7The7Pirate7 4 года назад +40

      i agree that she could have been.

    • @hayaokakizaki4463
      @hayaokakizaki4463 4 года назад +61

      She absolutely was, what she did was a planned protest with dozens of other people across town.

    • @bob-manuel
      @bob-manuel 4 года назад +13

      Slippschitts Hey your age seems to be higher than your iq

    • @Pactastic042
      @Pactastic042 4 года назад +2

      @Slippschitts Hey i mean what would make you even say this lmao

    • @ihaveasmalldickbut1399
      @ihaveasmalldickbut1399 4 года назад +27

      @@hayaokakizaki4463 can you back any sources for this claim? As I was told and have read many times that she was tired from working and her feet was hurting so she decided not to move and that it wasn't planned a planned protest she simply had enough of being treated like she was less than the white people and actually got arrested for just sitting there, but even so.. you can't blame her for what she did no one got hurt she just simply decided to sit somewhere on a bus no harm in that

  • @CreamyMcG33
    @CreamyMcG33 8 лет назад +394

    Karls fascination with bugs is so fucking weird and fascinating.

    • @91dpo
      @91dpo 8 лет назад +44

      +Creamy McGee
      “Anyone can love a rose, but it takes a great deal to love a leaf. It’s ordinary to love the beautiful, but it’s beautiful to love the ordinary” -Unknown

    • @richardmoores
      @richardmoores 6 лет назад

      91dpo wow

    • @MTJack275
      @MTJack275 6 лет назад +5

      I'm fascinated with your fascination over Karl's fascinating interest in bugs.

  • @rchopra535
    @rchopra535 4 года назад +335

    The animators did an amazing job, it's so interesting and fun with the background sounds, music and little tiny intricate details. Even though you've listened to all the podcasts and stuff, re watching this is so awesome

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 3 года назад +4

      get a hobby

    • @tc98826
      @tc98826 3 года назад +11

      I agree, its really well done

    • @cosmorunner23
      @cosmorunner23 2 года назад +2

      yeah they did a great job

    • @Bollibompa
      @Bollibompa 11 месяцев назад

      @kcbh24
      Boring prat

  • @Valto4life
    @Valto4life 3 года назад +289

    You gotta give Karl props for how well he always does in the improv situations Ricky keeps throwing him into. Professional actors wouldn't be half as good as he is.

  • @terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39
    @terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39 6 лет назад +98

    "what's your job?"
    "I'm a rapist"

    • @buckbumble
      @buckbumble 5 лет назад +1

      Dan The Man not sure if this comment is a joke.

    • @K4R007
      @K4R007 5 лет назад +1

      buckbumble Nah. I think he just has brain damage.

    • @tjlnintendo
      @tjlnintendo 2 года назад

      @@K4R007
      Ah he must have not worn a helmet

  • @rhyscaryl1573
    @rhyscaryl1573 5 лет назад +526

    11:10
    'What do you do, what's your work?'
    'I'm a rapist'
    Absolutely killed me lol

    • @halloni
      @halloni 4 года назад +37

      Jesus christ that was so unexpected I nearly peed myself

    • @Ben-bg2lp
      @Ben-bg2lp 3 года назад +12

      Said that joke in an online university class. They went mental! Banned me from the website!

    • @nathanbarnett8553
      @nathanbarnett8553 3 года назад +3

      @@Ben-bg2lp haha legend

    • @nathanbarnett8553
      @nathanbarnett8553 3 года назад +2

      RCee....... me too one of my fav improv ... out of the blue for sure

    • @suzbone
      @suzbone 3 года назад +5

      @@halloni I nearly peed laughing too and I've experienced sexual assault

  • @BoeingPrototype
    @BoeingPrototype 6 лет назад +436

    Karl Pilkington = The most interesting person on youtube

    • @felixcleeve4342
      @felixcleeve4342 6 лет назад

      David Borg definitely

    • @fazbearking87
      @fazbearking87 5 лет назад +15

      Correction: Karl is the most interesting person ever

    • @YaGuyALT
      @YaGuyALT 5 лет назад +4

      @@fazbearking87 I think Chris Chan might have Karl beat in intregue, but Karl is s close second

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 3 года назад

      ALT i wonder if either Karl or Chris is the most documented person on the internet

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 3 года назад +1

      Karl objects.

  • @1halnass
    @1halnass 5 лет назад +1301

    Around 8 minutes Karl totally owned the conversation. Why didn't you make him wear a helmet? Why didn't you make him wear shoes when he went out this morning?

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 4 года назад +77

      Maybe if you cared more about the death of civilians and less about the moralistic decision of who is to blame, there would be fewer deaths.
      Do you know how many people lose their hearing because they don't believe factory machines cause ear damage? Do you know how many preventable deaths were prevented because of the traffic light and the seatbelt? Using your same logic we should get rid of the speed limit and license plate as well. Public safety isn't about who's responsible. Needless danger for the sake of looking "cool" isn't a a fucking freedom.

    • @mariogiunta1989
      @mariogiunta1989 4 года назад +152

      Cory Mck yeah it is

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 4 года назад +11

      @@mariogiunta1989 no u

    • @mariogiunta1989
      @mariogiunta1989 4 года назад +69

      @@CoryMck no u

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 4 года назад +24

      @@mariogiunta1989 freedom does not mean without rules.This absolutist argument can be used to justify plenty of things which even you would agree is not freedom.

  • @schopenhauerassplower4223
    @schopenhauerassplower4223 4 года назад +78

    “With death comes beauty”
    - The Zodiac Killer

    • @praketak47
      @praketak47 3 года назад +1

      With beauty comes death. This one is also scary and other stuff.

  • @SteampunkResistance
    @SteampunkResistance 8 лет назад +521

    "He had a helmet on but his head come off"
    The way he says it is almost child-like talking about it as if it was a toy LOL!

    • @doc-holliday-
      @doc-holliday- 8 лет назад +55

      "His head was in lovely shape, it was just not attached to his body" That had me dying lol

    • @yurdadsdad
      @yurdadsdad 4 года назад

      We are the playthings of the gods

  • @frankiehompson2746
    @frankiehompson2746 3 года назад +495

    “As the counselor, I’m not spending tax payers money to build closets to keep the fat kid in” Karl has more integrity than any real politician

    • @BGcam
      @BGcam Год назад +7

      That kind of thinking is how societies collapse. People create governments to oversee the stability of society and make sure people get the support they need.

    • @iHawke
      @iHawke Год назад +9

      @@BGcam ...but this is exactly what is happening right now, en masse

    • @taranullius9221
      @taranullius9221 Год назад +1

      Anyone wonder why Brexit and Trump happened? Don't.

    • @JacOfAllTrades.
      @JacOfAllTrades. Год назад +2

      @@BGcam I don’t think they’re saying “these people and these behaviors must be monitored at all times”, I think what they’re trying to say is that society should heavily discourage bad or unhealthy habits, and the traits of a society that enable these bad habits should be abolished.

    • @Thetruepianoman
      @Thetruepianoman Год назад

      @@JacOfAllTrades. I think it's more about personal responsibility and the responsibility of the parents. Karl's point is that everyone's got a closet, stick you fat kid in yours instead of expecting a government cop out.
      With that being said he is a grumpy fucker so haha

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 3 года назад +67

    I like the trope that we never get to see suzannes face in these

  • @squiresquiffy3728
    @squiresquiffy3728 5 лет назад +97

    Karl’s caring for insects is really touching.

  • @genebradley4334
    @genebradley4334 8 лет назад +759

    I agree with Karl about the crash helmet.

    • @dirtshredder97
      @dirtshredder97 5 лет назад +16

      @Brad Smith I don't think so, Gervais has made it seem like he cares about the well being and safety of everyone in general (at least the idea of them), and I think he believes government intervention is the best way to do that. Could be wrong but I got that impression from the podcasts and such.

    • @wickerhazbrownsauce8564
      @wickerhazbrownsauce8564 5 лет назад

      @Brad Smith Yeah, i second that.

    • @MaSoNGaMeR115
      @MaSoNGaMeR115 5 лет назад +14

      @@dirtshredder97 i think its more likely that ricky talks utter shit like all comedians and celebrities

    • @realmedia3642
      @realmedia3642 4 года назад +2

      Me 2 natural selction leave it be.

    • @doxasophosmoros
      @doxasophosmoros 4 года назад +11

      What's loveable about Karl is that he simply has common sense. He's very wise and big picture seeing in many ways. He's basically a combo of Larry David, Jesse Lee Peterson (they'd be a brilliant interview together lol)( and tiny bit of Russ brand, tiny bit of Katie Hopkins.. ) but KARL IS SOOOO similar to Jessie Lee Peterson in many respects, both work in radio, working class up bringing, not pompous, he's just honest and not racist, he sees TRUTH AND CHARACTER AND DIESNT GIBE FREE PASSES BASED ON HISTORICAL ROMANTICISM .. te regards Sarah parks opinion is😘😘😘 perfect!🤣 Because ... Jesse Lee who was alive in the south and black at that time 😏😏... said the same thing lol... . he's a realist and humble and isn't trying to impress anyone.. it's refreshing.
      And the world is fucking overpopulated and its bullshit, Karl realised that too, and he saw VR REALOTY

  • @skankhunt-vw8xr
    @skankhunt-vw8xr 9 лет назад +163

    This is my favorite bit when Ricky plays Steve's wife. lol!

    • @Station9.75
      @Station9.75 4 года назад +8

      “I’m a... rapist”

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 3 года назад +7

      “He had one sperm and it came out like an anchovy.”

    • @dangermouse6561
      @dangermouse6561 3 года назад

      For us old enough to remember....Ricky has more than borrowed that from the late great Dudley More

  • @the_underdog8151
    @the_underdog8151 4 года назад +138

    I love Stephen's little additions, his sense of humour really cracks me up.

  • @truth6323
    @truth6323 3 года назад +171

    Ricky turned the Rosa Parks story that he did with Karl into a comedy bit, I've noticed that Ricky has taken a lot of Karl's thoughts and ideas and turned them into jokes.

    • @devstuff2576
      @devstuff2576 2 года назад +9

      You found out that comedians derive their comedy from their real life experiences.. what did you think before?

    • @cosmorunner23
      @cosmorunner23 2 года назад +34

      @@devstuff2576 I think it was just a general observation that he specifically got some ideas from Karl on the podcasts in particular don't really need to be snarky about it do you

  • @bp07goldj
    @bp07goldj 8 лет назад +669

    how do you put a rubber band on a lamp post?

    • @massivemansbiggestplan
      @massivemansbiggestplan 7 лет назад +66

      Joshua Gold I didn't even think about that what the heck

    • @MrBmantheman
      @MrBmantheman 6 лет назад +19

      Cut and tie it

    • @macestarwalk2474
      @macestarwalk2474 6 лет назад +29

      He means the actual flowers were tied together with an elastic band to make a bunch. He didn't specify how the flowers (as a bunch) were tied to the lamp post.

    • @thinkboutit
      @thinkboutit 6 лет назад +1

      Joshua Gold tie it.

    • @amct1019
      @amct1019 5 лет назад +16

      Very easily. Put the band over the stems, stretch the band round the lamppost put the stems through band again.

  • @thatguylie4239
    @thatguylie4239 3 года назад +47

    Every single time Karl goes “ehhhh” I know something brilliant is going to be said.

  • @markkennedy9767
    @markkennedy9767 2 года назад +127

    2:00 when Carl brings up that he enjoyed gardening anyway after basically getting the essence of the proverb, he does the thing that he always does. He reduces things, takes the pomposity out of them and puts them in a context that maybe others haven't thought of. In other word what he's saying here is that old man in the proverb, like every human being will do things for mixed reasons, not just out of altruism but also out of a simple enjoyment of gardening (or more generally whatever altruistic activity he chooses to engages with). It's like he's not just focussing on what you're meant to "get" from the proverb. Instead he extends the meaning: the idea that an altruistic act is hardly ever devoid of some kind of enjoyment of that act. And Merchant annoyingly zeroes in on Karl focussing on "gardening". When what Karl really is focussing on is the enjoyment aspect of altruism. Of course sometimes he does miss the point but still he's really interesting how he thinks

    • @LCSintrax
      @LCSintrax 2 года назад +3

      Yeah, Merchant 'durr slaves built pyramids' is just obnoxious cunt most of the time. Ricky too, but he has charisma to make up for it.

    • @aliciabergman1252
      @aliciabergman1252 2 года назад +1

      Yes, thought so too!

    • @Spaceplant109
      @Spaceplant109 Год назад +7

      Ricky and Steve often miss Karl's points because they're already convinced he's an idiot.
      But picking apart everything he says definitely adds to the comedy.

    • @SlickWillHermsted
      @SlickWillHermsted Год назад

      Based

    • @NovaNTS
      @NovaNTS Год назад +4

      You're giving Karl way too much credit lmao.. his mind does not think on those levels. He's just simple but I don't mean that in a bad way of course.

  • @Briman13
    @Briman13 Год назад +20

    Karl is usually the one to make me laugh but sometimes Stephen Merchant just comes out of left field with a gem like "I'm a rapist" and it catches me so off guard

  • @MosieGames
    @MosieGames 9 лет назад +818

    I think Karl's slightly right with the Motorcycle thing tho :/

    • @Riceyes
      @Riceyes 8 лет назад +210

      +MosieGames He's not slightly right. He is completely right.

    • @DoctorRock172
      @DoctorRock172 7 лет назад +92

      Yeah if you force a dumb person to wear a helmet and hes to dumb to make that choice on their own then they he's just going to be a bad dad any way.

    • @TheJellyfish800
      @TheJellyfish800 6 лет назад +26

      MosieGames I agree but their mates and if Rick always agreed nothing funny would ever happen

    • @anon9579
      @anon9579 6 лет назад +28

      Sorry kids but the world belongs to the smart your dad wasn't smart.

    • @admirallightningbolt
      @admirallightningbolt 6 лет назад

      u wot

  • @LordGame2222
    @LordGame2222 3 года назад +36

    The inner workings of Karl's mind are fascinating

  • @SE77ENGaming
    @SE77ENGaming 6 лет назад +37

    "Totally smooth down there. Like an action man" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @insightful_fairy8743
    @insightful_fairy8743 3 года назад +17

    I love how dramatic it gets when Suzanne says “I’ve sorted it” 😂

    • @jakegulliver1370
      @jakegulliver1370 10 месяцев назад +2

      The way the shadows fall across her profile in that part. Hilarious.

  • @_Gandalf_The_White
    @_Gandalf_The_White 3 года назад +84

    "30 quid a week as a busdriver and I'm getting grief" Karl is an absolute legend.

  • @joez6235
    @joez6235 4 года назад +62

    Karl is the best irl representation of absurdist philosophy. Ricky and Stephen are still stuck in the enlightenment while Karl has surpassed existentialism.

    • @boriskaraya
      @boriskaraya 3 года назад +2

      You don't seem to understand absurdism. What Karl is is a cretin. He is a conservative, in one breath he's saying that wearing helmets is about 'personal responsibility' or that it's not governments business to tell people what to do and in the same breath he's saying that government shouldn't allow some people to reproduce. He is a typical conservative, an absolute idiot that hates poor people and minorities.

    • @RifleEyez
      @RifleEyez 3 года назад +5

      @@boriskaraya this has to be satire

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler 3 года назад +3

      @@RifleEyez he’s right don’t be a nonce. Karl goes on and on about saving bugs but his attitude towards Rosa Parks was disgusting seeing as he was completely serious

    • @varogoth
      @varogoth 3 года назад

      @@boriskaraya Karl is right, cry harder remoaner.

    • @buildinasentry1046
      @buildinasentry1046 3 года назад

      @@boriskaraya Blind

  • @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva
    @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva 2 года назад +35

    Karl was absolutely right in his point about helmets.

    • @jaypee9575
      @jaypee9575 6 месяцев назад

      He was. I am usually one to defend Ricky as being right the vast majority of the time, but this is one of the rare times that Karl was far wiser than Ricky and Steve.

  • @Garium87
    @Garium87 6 лет назад +68

    "Why didn't you force him to wear a helmet? You made him a vegetable!"
    Well if that's the logic, why is unhealthy food allowed? How many people are dying from cardiovascular diseases?

    • @isonzo686
      @isonzo686 3 года назад +11

      @Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte use public transportation, or don't use a motorcycle. You're being quite pretentious for someone who's wrong.

    • @krakenofthesea106
      @krakenofthesea106 3 года назад +2

      @@isonzo686 ikr, why are people so uptight about what they find to be true?

  • @Drtruman
    @Drtruman 11 лет назад +62

    As a black man, I love Karl's frank honesty here. So many people try and pretend they are 'anti-racism', when in reality it's just a smoke screen. I doubt they even care. I wasn't there, but the whole Rosa Parks thing is romanticised by people who had a similar vantage point as me.

    • @hellsongfurry123
      @hellsongfurry123 4 года назад +19

      That's what I love about Karl. Most people, especially people on tv, like to go on about how if they were on the bus, if they were in the Civil War, if they were in Nazi Germany, they would have stood up for people and said something, because its easy to say you would be the hero. Karl stops and says "but yeah how many stops do I got left"? He actually stops to consider what his mindset would be like if he were in that situation. "Listen we're all just trying to get home yeah?" "Maybe she was a trouble maker". This man is amazing!

  • @MrMbc77
    @MrMbc77 4 года назад +195

    8:33 He just destroyed his own argument. People still smoke even through they know the dangers, just like people still drank during prohibition full well knowing the dangers. Placing artificial repercussions isn't going to change that.

    • @ThorMNs
      @ThorMNs 4 года назад +16

      But what are the fucking statistical consequences??? If a law on average creates a favorable consequence in the future such as that the state doesnt need to give extra care to the crippled person because a percentage of citizens use helmets now, why would we not do that??? It's simply pragmatic. We all agree you should wear a helmet, and if it was compulsory, some percentage of the population would that wouldnt otherwise. Why wouldnt we do that? For some woowoo meaningless principle of 'responsibility'?

    • @corneliuandsons
      @corneliuandsons 4 года назад +23

      @@ThorMNs Because for every menial task the state makes mandatory resources are needed to uphold that law. Insurance is the only case in which I see the necessity of mandatory self protection.

    • @ternes35yolo
      @ternes35yolo 3 года назад +7

      That’s not fair because cigarettes and booze are highly addictive and not price sedative, that’s not the case with not wearing a helmet

    • @waynestatic9614
      @waynestatic9614 3 года назад +15

      The point is whether something is dangerous or not we should still be able to choose if we want to do it. You guys still struggling over there with the whole concept of freedom huh?

    • @hackhenk
      @hackhenk 3 года назад +12

      And Steve Merchant thinks slaves built the pyramids, just goes to show how ignorant Steve and Ricky actually are.
      They really aren't clever enough to pull of this whole "smart jerk" trope.
      At least Karl doesn't pretend like he knows more than he does.

  • @smilesfordays
    @smilesfordays 3 года назад +28

    Karl is the most pure librarian I’ve listened to in my entire life...

    • @caseyharrington4947
      @caseyharrington4947 3 года назад +28

      I’m guessing you meant libertarian but the idea of karl reading and organising novels is great to me

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM 3 года назад +3

      @@caseyharrington4947 I guess librarian because of his calm and quiet way of speaking

    • @jaypee9575
      @jaypee9575 6 месяцев назад

      @@5uperM Lol no, he meant libertarian.

  • @kaelryder3565
    @kaelryder3565 4 года назад +89

    karl is so perceptive when it comes to the little creatures of the world.

  • @MurasakiFujiwara
    @MurasakiFujiwara 11 лет назад +171

    Karl actually hit the nail on the head on two points; 1) there is beauty in death, and 2) The problem is everyone is looking for someone to blame.
    And actually, what he said about wasps hunting crickets is partially true.

    • @Fanaz10
      @Fanaz10 3 года назад +1

      1, only in a way karl had it in mind, there is no other "beauty" in death, ageing and death should be fixed asap

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches 3 года назад +36

    I think Karl just has all of his empathy for insects instead of humans.

  • @AGR04
    @AGR04 Год назад +100

    The way Karl has more sympathy and compassion for insects than actual human beings lmao

    • @the-np4mr
      @the-np4mr Год назад +2

      Heroic

    • @jtzr1371
      @jtzr1371 Год назад +4

      Based.

    • @pigmentpeddler5811
      @pigmentpeddler5811 10 месяцев назад

      "actual human beings" tbh you're right Mancs aren't people

    • @dombjomb
      @dombjomb 9 месяцев назад

      He’s one of the great thinkers of our time for sure

    • @dimlightbulb10
      @dimlightbulb10 8 месяцев назад

      I don't particularly like wasps, but I've never had one steal my wallet.

  • @anonymousxaela761
    @anonymousxaela761 2 года назад +84

    Karl getting close to making good points but Ricky shutting him down before he can is honestly one of the most infuriating parts of the podcasts.

    • @alldayagain
      @alldayagain Год назад +4

      To be fair, winding him up does sometimes push Karl into saying some funny stuff

  • @JojoTheVulture
    @JojoTheVulture 3 года назад +21

    The whole "I feel like I'm being treated like a slave" is a metaphor? Karl isn't literally imply that he feels like a slave, he just feels like he's being treated like expendable shit

  • @BookishDark
    @BookishDark Год назад +7

    “She sorted it.” Fucking kills me every single time.

  • @rogerebert8986
    @rogerebert8986 2 года назад +4

    Thanks to Karl Pilkinson I now have whole new outlook on Rosa Parks. The nuance...

  • @zincminer
    @zincminer 4 года назад +158

    I find myself agreeing with Karl a lot. He may not formulate the ideas well but he uses bare bones common sense and is freedom loving (I think).

    • @BluScoutBonk
      @BluScoutBonk 4 года назад +9

      Aye, if we used ONLY common sense, then we’re no better than the animals. We are able to comprehend compassion and sympathy, so we must enact them.

    • @grease6314
      @grease6314 4 года назад +4

      @David Clinging communists

    • @Thejampacker
      @Thejampacker 4 года назад

      Pilkington for President!

    • @jimmysmith736
      @jimmysmith736 2 года назад +4

      @@BluScoutBonk we are animals.

  • @jarvinator100
    @jarvinator100 2 года назад +10

    I love the fact this show went straight from Rosa Parks, to a wasp and a cricket having a fight.

  • @Snaily
    @Snaily 3 года назад +13

    Karls ability to deliver absurd scenarios and lines without cracking amazing

  • @nathanaeltrimm2720
    @nathanaeltrimm2720 3 года назад +5

    Libertarian Carl is my kinda guy

  • @Darthlicious
    @Darthlicious 6 лет назад +71

    Karl is absolutely correct on the crash helmets lol

    • @yehheapsmadaybut
      @yehheapsmadaybut 6 лет назад +9

      Darthlicious not really. Forcing people to wear helmets is cheaper than the health costs of people not wearing them.

    • @SamJohnston91
      @SamJohnston91 6 лет назад +3

      Not if you dont pay for those things for idiots...

    • @ProfessorEGadd
      @ProfessorEGadd 6 лет назад +4

      Sam Johnston,
      It's not just the cost of healthcare. These people might be dead or unable to work, so you have to consider all the potential work they would have done which they now won't.

    • @ProfessorEGadd
      @ProfessorEGadd 5 лет назад +1

      Does the population need controlling? Population growth is slowing worldwide and population totals are trending downwards wherever women are educated, in work and/or have access to reproductive planning. I don't think killing people/hoping they die early is at all necessary.

    • @jaypee9575
      @jaypee9575 6 месяцев назад

      @@yehheapsmadaybut And feeding people nothing but vitamin enriched gruel paste is cheaper than raising/growing/processing all the food we currently do. What's your point?

  • @TheTouchgaming
    @TheTouchgaming 5 лет назад +25

    "I've sorted it."

  • @ranieldale4842
    @ranieldale4842 3 года назад +42

    Karl makes some unironically good points about familys who can't afford kids having kids

  • @AND-od5jt
    @AND-od5jt 4 года назад +42

    7:10 Totally agree with Karl. Why was the dad not able to think it through for himself? Because regulations and rules decided everything for him, so he never had to properly think. And the regulation still can't force me to stop at a stop sign. Transfering a little concious decision making back to the citizens? I'm for it...
    If you're not, you prolly think people are immoral idiots that would steal, rape and murder around if it wasn't forbidden...

    • @AND-od5jt
      @AND-od5jt 4 года назад +5

      Since Ricky and that other guy are so into regulations -- why don't they want a parenting license, which shows you're actually able to properly bring up your kid(s)? Oh - now all of a sudden it's too Orwellian regulated?

  • @makegamestrain5563
    @makegamestrain5563 3 года назад +34

    I've since realized Karl makes alot of good points in this show, but he never gets taken seriously xD

  • @1nfiniteSeek3r
    @1nfiniteSeek3r 11 лет назад +49

    Karl despite being constantly mocked and misrepresented, retains his integrity and always puts forward his view (and insightful it is) with the greatest civility.

  • @rainday1273
    @rainday1273 3 года назад +59

    Dear God when karl said "I'm gonna put you in a home". I was eating a burrito and I laughed so hard I had beans come out my nose and now it's burning. Karl is a national treasure

  • @emona5776
    @emona5776 3 года назад +14

    "We've already painted the bedroom black."
    "We want our kid to be a Satanist."
    "Joke, little joke from us."
    That interaction cracks me up

  • @VEE-EYE-EM
    @VEE-EYE-EM 5 лет назад +8

    the dramatic lighting on Suzanne saying "I sorted it" kills me

  • @elletuppen4844
    @elletuppen4844 4 года назад +15

    The animators are to be highly commended. Even down to the expressiveness of Karl’s fingers and hands.

  • @KMEECHY
    @KMEECHY 4 года назад +30

    3:16 that’s definitely meant to be Abbey Road.

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 3 года назад +1

      Whaddya know?!

  • @2thomask
    @2thomask 6 лет назад +60

    I agree with Karl about the nanny state and the helmets

  • @Ayeloo
    @Ayeloo 5 лет назад +12

    "But his head come off."
    I love Karl

  • @petterblakstad8074
    @petterblakstad8074 3 года назад +13

    Steve Merchant saying "I'm a rapist" is the funniest shit.

  • @olivebrown819
    @olivebrown819 11 лет назад +65

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I'm a rapist"

  • @sagittariusa2283
    @sagittariusa2283 5 лет назад +18

    Karl's right on the nanny state

  • @mickieb74
    @mickieb74 4 года назад +11

    "With death comes beauty.... You can have that one"
    FML Crying here

  • @MrPaulosophy
    @MrPaulosophy 11 лет назад +58

    that's actually a very good point about taking personal responsibility.

  • @francescarb
    @francescarb 11 лет назад +9

    I just love it when Karl says 'Knockn' about'

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 4 года назад +16

    I’ve learnt more from Karl than I did in school. God do I wish I was joking.

    • @zorgo12
      @zorgo12 3 года назад +2

      What did you learn from him? to stop fights between crickets and whasps, but do nothing in situations with e.g. Rosa Parks?
      Says more about you than the school.

    • @benweaver9151
      @benweaver9151 3 года назад +1

      Sad!

    • @papxD
      @papxD 2 года назад +2

      This is not the statement you think it is

  • @frostfiredirewolf8517
    @frostfiredirewolf8517 3 года назад +8

    Karl might be the greatest example of Chaotic Neutral ever in real life.

  • @Brooker0013
    @Brooker0013 5 лет назад +32

    9:21 " I'm not spending tax payers money on cupboards" 😂

  • @jamiebatchelor3216
    @jamiebatchelor3216 6 лет назад +7

    “ but his head come off” is just a great example of the perfect comedic timing karl possesses.

  • @JasonMAlexander
    @JasonMAlexander 2 года назад +9

    I never thought I’d ever end up agreeing with Karl but when it came to the crash helmet & responsibility I was on his side! Lol

    • @jaypee9575
      @jaypee9575 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah this is one of those rare times when Karl actually sounds like the wise one and Ricky and Steve come off like a couple of nutters.

  • @femmefuntime
    @femmefuntime 2 года назад +3

    Karl talking about wage slavery and stuff. Like they treat him like he’s stupid but he’s really not. Like the bit about “the guy got some joy out of planting the tree” in the metaphor, understanding that even if you don’t benefit doing good does bring you some joy too.

  • @robg71
    @robg71 4 года назад +14

    i love karls social engineering. "Don't let them breed"

  • @theartist6764
    @theartist6764 5 лет назад +10

    "I've sorted it " 🤣🤣🤣

  • @3la2r
    @3la2r 3 года назад +4

    This is hands down, the best Episode of the whole show.

  • @alfiemitchell3026
    @alfiemitchell3026 4 года назад +8

    3:22 just realised that’s abbey road, it has the beetle car in the background as well from the Beatles album cover

    • @nam6128
      @nam6128 3 года назад +1

      Psst. Little piece of trivia... On the album cover theres a guy in the background to the right of the car on the oncoming side of the road. He was alive a very long time and in an interview in old age he said "i still dont like the beatles" source: an old ass vsauce video most likely on an unrelated topic

  • @27STS
    @27STS 11 лет назад +36

    I agree with President Pilkington

  • @lucasdc87
    @lucasdc87 10 лет назад +35

    He's heads in great condition, its just not attached to his body! Psml

  • @Shayrin2
    @Shayrin2 9 месяцев назад +3

    Karl is right throughout the personal responsibility argument.

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 4 года назад +10

    "Are you going to extrapolate some analogy from this?"
    "Uh, I think so."
    He should have been honest and said, "I don't know what that means." But that's Karl. When he was asked to define 'analogy', instead of saying he didn't know, he offered, "A little story told quickly."

  • @TheRenoReviews
    @TheRenoReviews 11 лет назад +3

    This is one of the first times I paid attention to the sound of the episode than the visuals, the score is actually really good, it's almost cinematic!

  • @OliverBranch
    @OliverBranch 11 лет назад +21

    "We want him to be an accountant...........gay accountant."
    Omg I died

  • @thedazzlingape2006
    @thedazzlingape2006 8 месяцев назад

    we needmore of these!!

  • @edmunddonnelly3881
    @edmunddonnelly3881 11 месяцев назад +1

    Karl's "wot?" at 6:00 is one of my favorite moments😂

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy 11 месяцев назад +1

      The “arrrhhh” at 7:30 does it for me😭

    • @edmunddonnelly3881
      @edmunddonnelly3881 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@LifeOfRy He´s been president for about 2 minutes and he´s already sick of it. 😂

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 4 года назад +11

    Actually, there have been evidence suggesting that the builders of the pyramid were very well treated

    • @jimsaintruth4248
      @jimsaintruth4248 4 года назад +1

      The people building the pyramids were hired workers well compensated for their labours, they considered the building of the pyramids a great honour, greater even as when they died they would be buried next to the pyramids. Since to them the pharaoh was a god on earth this was a high honour.

    • @MDPToaster
      @MDPToaster 4 года назад

      Hilo Takenaka
      The guys who set the stones in place were well treated, the guys who actually fashioned the stones were slaves

  • @tonymccan9560
    @tonymccan9560 3 года назад +26

    Its ironic how i used to laugh at this guy when this first came out, now I've grew into exactly who he is 😂😂😂

    • @ag-bf3ty
      @ag-bf3ty 3 года назад +5

      I wouldn't call that ironic, I'd call it scary.

  • @xXXJimboSliceXXx
    @xXXJimboSliceXXx Год назад +5

    Ricky and Stephen are the ultimate NPCs

  • @kokroucz
    @kokroucz Год назад

    These animation are top-notch! Listening to this compare to watching it with animation is something completely different.
    The genius of animation art nearly comes closte the the great mind of Karl Pilkington

  • @pstar810108
    @pstar810108 11 лет назад +9

    the animators...omg
    great job

  • @apex3d595
    @apex3d595 Год назад +4

    The things Karl says, really make sense if you think about it. Simple yet so profound

  • @junghunt8645
    @junghunt8645 4 года назад +11

    “Rosie Parks”

  • @wellreadbull3740
    @wellreadbull3740 4 года назад +15

    The head was in great condition... It just wasn't connected to his body anymore!