Depression sucks! Kp has for some parts of my so far adult life been one of my best friend. Especially during tough periods of my life. I actually owe him more than anyone else.
To this day I'm wondering what he thinks a fable is. He thinks an "analogy" is a "little story told quickly", so I'm guessing he thinks a fable is an analogy, given that the Jack Daniels guff is an analogy.
@@hiriqnuhe's right a lot more than they give him credit for. I love Ricky, but on these he sometimes jumps into berating Karl, and when pressed shows he has no idea what he's talking about. However, I'm not trying to say Karl is smart🤣
I've heard a couple of things now while listening to these before bed, he's said a few prescient things but they just laugh at him cos he doesn't actually know he's being profound
I'm convinced that I've nearly listened to every one of their PC's. Absolutely HAS to be the BEST podcast to ever exist to date. Its so fucking good, ill listen to the same episode I've heard 3 times already.
been listening for nearly 3 years now. I don't watch in order so I've no clue how many times I've heard them all by now, but I can recite a majority of the conversations they have as they talk 😭😂
To be fair, they all laugh at him for being dumb, but the moment he was asked “What superpower would you have,” his first thought was “Would this *really* make me happy?” A lot of people wouldn't think that far ahead.
That's not a sign of intelligent thought though, Karl was neurotic. Him questioning things is one thing but he always asked the dumbest question one could think of
57:00 Karl’s point about chewing is actually scientifically true. I read recently that one of the reasons we evolved so quickly is because we stopped spending so much of our time chewing (chimps chew 16 hours a day) once we discovered fire to cook food, which allowed us to devote more time to other things like crafting tools, which caused us to rapidly develop intellectually!
@@liamsnedden8278 the two examples off the top of my head are pokemon go and plenty of snapchat filters using augmented reality. it might not reach the scale of vr in terms of completely reimagining the world but it definitely has its applications for an average consumer
@@zenmindstate110 I probably smoked a bit of weed when I wrote that. Tripping hard is the time I was at a friend's house on synthetic mescaline, and became convinced Leonardo DiCaprio was spying on us from a hot air balloon concealed by a "cloud generator". The hardest I ever saw that same friend trip was the time he took a bunch of acid and started accusing me of stealing his face. Good times.
Gervais is indeed funny, with good good stand up show, but with only one hit show, the office, that was allowed by the powers that be to be franchised and become a hit in The US, allegedly? Why does the helliweird satanick masonick US/UK sweetheart, ever so boastful, mocking, namedropping,totally relatable, down to earth ,self made, everyday-common man from an ordinary working class family, and deceiving multimillionaire sellout seriously expect the discerning public to fall for the scripted , gaslighting and indoctrinating Schtick, allegedly? Isn’t the satanick masonick aethiest Gervais a shill aka and controlled opposition allegedly? Doesn’t the gender inverted female, Gervais comes from french elite bloodline family, allegedly ? How has Gervais been allowed to spill the beans and slag off top ranking ,high profile billionaire players from within the entire hellyweird entertainment industry at the Oscars without any repercussions to career allegedly? What spy agency does Gervais work for? Gervais just happens to be besties, with another UK/US failed actor comedian wannabe, Russell Brand, allegedly ? Who exactly is the mediocre, disgraced, failed multimillionaire and gender inverted female masquerader, actor comedian Russ Brand and who is working for? Why does Brand,another obvious hellyweird satanick masonick shill actor, aka controlled opposition, unfunny mediocre actor Complete with a similar fake totally implausible cover-story of being raised in a single parent poor working class home, complete with pseudo cockney working class type accent and with implausible tales of woe in order to garnish public sympathy and support of being a recovering sex addict,crack head, alcoholic and being so called disgraced and fired and black balled by the BBC Media machine and entertainment industry, allegedly? How Has Brand mysteriously re-invented herself on you tube with millions of followers, and comedy tours as a the fake, know- it all, Svengali so called new age guru, complete with sandals and robes, allegedly? Isn’t Brand too from an elite family and was assigned to US as a spy/handler and just happened to end up marrying and divorcing satanick masonick Helliweird entertainment industry’s high ranking Witch the A list pop-princess, Katy Perry and then proceed to date Princess Diana’s half sister, Jemima Goldsmith who is from an elite blood line family and just happens to be prime minister of Pakistan’s ex wife,allegedly? Aren’t The public wary of Gervais’s and Brand’s predictable pompous sellout schtik of mocking the public and flaunting their multimillionaire status while at the same time pretending to be down with the working classes, and sellout demanding done type of guru status with their aethiest indoctrinations all in the name of mocking and comedy, complete fake-empathy to mental illness, addictions and being poor, allegedly? Why do both Gervais and Russ Brand throw-up satanick masonick handsigns throughout their stand-up comedy shows to pay homage to their helliweird entertainment industry handlers, allegedly?
Karl is just so honest about what he thinks. Say what you will about Karl but he is one of the most intellectually honest people ever and thats something more people should try to be. Instead of just faking intelligence by just simply repeating something someone else said. I think most people dont really do the work themselves they just kinda adopt other peoples perceptions on things because they are too afraid of looking stupid!
Karl's world runs on his feelings which are never factually backed up by fact. He is dumber than a box of rocks because he doesn't use his brain, he uses his heart.
1:25:37 If only Karl knew how others can easily see his golden heart… ah Karl… we need people with heart of gold Karl. This world is less colourful without you!
I came to the comments section to say exactly this. Basically, he’s describing Deep State or The Elite or whatever name you use for permanent unelected people in charge
Im shocked ricky hadn't heard of an elephant in the room. These podcasts and xfm are unreal never repeatedly listened to something b4 so many time and never get board of it!!! It gets better and better with age
@Derek Knight she was only 15 and her need live in captivity to up to 40 years. We rescued her from someone who was about to flush her down the toilet when she was about two years. We wasn’t giving up on her. Apart from being eggbound she was perfectly healthy and we love her
@@temsedgwick9494 she suddenly went quiet, stopped eating and sunk the the bottom of the pond with lethargy. At egg laying season she only laid one egg but she’s never laid overly many so I didn’t think think much of it. But when she stopped eating and went lethargic I took her to my exotic vet who gave her a scan and found her stomach so full of trapped eggs that it was crushing her vital organs. Choice was euthanasia or attempt surgery with not a lot of hope because the sheer amount of eggs. So we tried surgery at a specialist. On the underside of the shell they cut out a square flap of shell so they can access the abdomen. Then they start removing the eggs one by one. When they are finished the wound is sealed and the shell flap is placed back into the hole and sealed with a water tight sealant. This gives time for the new shell to start growing and keeping deadly bacteria out at the same time. As terrapins/turtles are underwater she had to be dry docked for weeks to help stop bacteria getting in and we had to spray her multiple times a day to stop her dehydrating. She also had to have oral meds which is not fun to give a stubborn turtle! Also as turtles only eat under water she did have to be taken back to the specialist twice a week for tube feeds! I think there’s a video of the vet who did her surgery on Instagram under the name @markrowlandvet. In America apparently there’s a pioneering surgery now that doesn’t cut the shell but instead goes in behind the skin on the front leg? But I’m not too sure on this method
The thing about an infinite number of monkeys (or a single monkey given infinite attempts) being guaranteed to type out the works of Shakespeare is mistaken, there will be infinite chances, but infinite chances doesn't guarantee any particular outcome (and it certainly doesn't [can't] guarantee all outcomes), for example with a single monkey given infinite attempts, the monkey could type the letter 'd' on each attempt, forever.
This series is where Ricky started to go wrong. His stupid laugh contributed nothing. He used it later on his solo film Brent on the road and the whole thing bombed.
I'm pretty sure he's wrong as well. Given an infinite timespan, it's possible that occurences will never happen or will never happen again. It's possible that you could throw a basketball at a hoop and literally never get it in. In terms of randomness, it's possible that a computer could randomly select numbers from 1-100 infinitely, and never select 28. It's not something that can be measured with probability either. Randomness is random, infinity is infinite. The absoluteness of those concepts means that scale and probability have no bearing. Might be wrong, feel free to ackhually me if you're a mathematician.
@@hpebackwards not a maths guy, but infinity doesn't really exist, just a concept and even within math it is not liked. Within the concept of infinity (which our brains do not like), given an infinite amount of time anything that could happen will happen eventually, maybe only once but yeah. The randomness and chaos of the universe is unquantifiable, so I would say there could be no absolute answer in such thought experiments. Mainly because the rules are defined by us, changing the rules or rather the concept of such a thought removes any point to reach any meaninful conclusion, might be talking shite here twice, but I gave ere a go and I won't be coming back.
@@MrLOLsteveLOL yeah I agree it's just intellectual masturbation really, but it's funny when people are smug and angry in their assumptions which aren't actually correct. I think infinity can be understood as something that will never be caught up to, like the rate of expansion and increased complexity of the universe that can't be followed by any of the matter within it.
Ricky is a comedy legend but Karl saved this show. Ricky and Steve are pretty good but the unbelievable luck that Ricky caught here is amazing. Just by chance, Karl ends up in Ricky's orbit... think Karl was filling in for the producer or sound tech. It's like a Forrest Gump-type plot. But credit to Gervais for bringing KP onto the show and then recognizing that he struck gold. It's like the real life Joe Dirt.
Not really "an idiot" if you don't memorise who's faces are on other nation''s currency. Can you name any faces on Sri Lankan money without looking it up? No? An easier one then: how about any of the Euro notes? Nope? You must be an idiot
1:11:33 A cow just fell through the roof of a house and Karl is saying the biggest problem is getting a live cow to go down some stairs 🤣🤣 I just.. cant 😆😆
Karl's actually completely right about how brain-sized computer access would rob mankind of their own sense of intellectual agency and it's great how he uses his own personal weaknesses as an example of why. That said, whether he's right or wrong, these podcasts are much more entertaining when Ricky and Steve mock his opinions.
he's very savvy., no nonsense, straight forward and straight talking. He's confident and self-assured (and a half decent sketch artist). He doesn't suffer fools gladly, or nonsense. Not a genuis, very likeable, and with many good qualities hidden behind a failed *CGSE in woodwork. *check the ed stats, I forget
Everytime I hear this section I can't believe Ricky has never heard there's an elephant in the room... It's literally the only saying I've heard of that they use, proper baffles me 😂
Maybe it is more common where you and me are at then where they are. Like I had elephant in the room because of that one Nostalgia critic bit I saw as a kid (I had poor taste back then).
Karl Just another funny contrived well scripted paid shill acting in masonick joker role working with besties Gervais, allegedly Gervais is indeed funny, with good good stand up show, but with only one hit show, the office, that was allowed by the powers that be to be franchised and become a hit in The US, allegedly? Why does the helliweird satanick masonick US/UK sweetheart, ever so boastful, mocking, namedropping,totally relatable, down to earth ,self made, everyday-common man from an ordinary working class family, and deceiving multimillionaire sellout seriously expect the discerning public to fall for the scripted , gaslighting and indoctrinating Schtick, allegedly? Isn’t the satanick masonick aethiest Gervais a shill aka and controlled opposition allegedly? Doesn’t the gender inverted female, Gervais comes from french elite bloodline family, allegedly ? How has Gervais been allowed to spill the beans and slag off top ranking ,high profile billionaire players from within the entire hellyweird entertainment industry at the Oscars without any repercussions to career allegedly? What spy agency does Gervais work for? Gervais just happens to be besties, with another UK/US failed actor comedian wannabe, Russell Brand, allegedly ? Who exactly is the mediocre, disgraced, failed multimillionaire and gender inverted female masquerader, actor comedian Russ Brand and who is working for? Why does Brand,another obvious hellyweird satanick masonick shill actor, aka controlled opposition, unfunny mediocre actor Complete with a similar fake totally implausible cover-story of being raised in a single parent poor working class home, complete with pseudo cockney working class type accent and with implausible tales of woe in order to garnish public sympathy and support of being a recovering sex addict,crack head, alcoholic and being so called disgraced and fired and black balled by the BBC Media machine and entertainment industry, allegedly? How Has Brand mysteriously re-invented herself on you tube with millions of followers, and comedy tours as a the fake, know- it all, Svengali so called new age guru, complete with sandals and robes, allegedly? Isn’t Brand too from an elite family and was assigned to US as a spy/handler and just happened to end up marrying and divorcing satanick masonick Helliweird entertainment industry’s high ranking Witch the A list pop-princess, Katy Perry and then proceed to date Princess Diana’s half sister, Jemima Goldsmith who is from an elite blood line family and just happens to be prime minister of Pakistan’s ex wife,allegedly? Aren’t The public wary of Gervais’s and Brand’s predictable pompous sellout schtik of mocking the public and flaunting their multimillionaire status while at the same time pretending to be down with the working classes, and sellout demanding done type of guru status with their aethiest indoctrinations all in the name of mocking and comedy, complete fake-empathy to mental illness, addictions and being poor, allegedly? Why do both Gervais and Russ Brand throw-up satanick masonick handsigns throughout their stand-up comedy shows to pay homage to their helliweird entertainment industry handlers, allegedly? allegedly
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This is helping my depression. I wonder if Karl knows how important he is to some people's lives
same here, pilkington therapy
Depression sucks!
Kp has for some parts of my so far adult life been one of my best friend.
Especially during tough periods of my life.
I actually owe him more than anyone else.
Hope you get over it soon!
Same
Same mate, I listen almost every night. Keep on trucking.
"If the birds gone, the words gone."
Brilliant Karl
"Is this you or your brain"?
"We're both listening"
The loose change falling out of Ricky's pocket and Karl questioning what the noise was in horror was brilliant 😂
"I'm using me fables..."
"Use your brains instead"
Seriously underrated bit there. Ricky so quick on the draw!
not rly if u were gamer it would be insta answer in any im using thing
@@arniejohnson8012 Remember that theory you had where if you keep talking, eventually your brain will come up with something? It hasn't.
To this day I'm wondering what he thinks a fable is. He thinks an "analogy" is a "little story told quickly", so I'm guessing he thinks a fable is an analogy, given that the Jack Daniels guff is an analogy.
@@TehCheese really wasnt that clever
@Derek Knight it was Bozwallocks
The fact they laugh and call Karl the idiot when he's right about almost everything is the real joke
Oh boy. You're not too bright huh?
@@hiriqnuhe's right a lot more than they give him credit for.
I love Ricky, but on these he sometimes jumps into berating Karl, and when pressed shows he has no idea what he's talking about.
However, I'm not trying to say Karl is smart🤣
Right about almost everything? He's wrong almost constantly 😂
My ideal dinner party guest is Karl.
He's amazing!!!
❤️❤️ how does anyone think that anyone could script what he says 😂😂😂
Yes!
If I hit the lottery I would seriously consider to pay just to hang out with him for a day and get his thoughts on different subjects.
You need Ricky there too. He brings out the Pilkington's best bits.
I love how Karl predicts the Metaverse and Ricky just laughs at him haha
Karl perfectly predicted augmented reality. Lmaooo
I've heard a couple of things now while listening to these before bed, he's said a few prescient things but they just laugh at him cos he doesn't actually know he's being profound
FYI. He got it from watching Dr Who.
Does the Metaverse exist anymore?
@@edmunddonnelly3881no lmao
I'm convinced that I've nearly listened to every one of their PC's. Absolutely HAS to be the BEST podcast to ever exist to date. Its so fucking good, ill listen to the same episode I've heard 3 times already.
Ive done the rounds 15+ times including the xfm sessions.. it still blows me away
Me too
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been listening for nearly 3 years now. I don't watch in order so I've no clue how many times I've heard them all by now, but I can recite a majority of the conversations they have as they talk 😭😂
i have listened to all more than 3 times times 3 ..lol f norway
To be fair, they all laugh at him for being dumb, but the moment he was asked “What superpower would you have,” his first thought was “Would this *really* make me happy?” A lot of people wouldn't think that far ahead.
That's not a sign of intelligent thought though, Karl was neurotic. Him questioning things is one thing but he always asked the dumbest question one could think of
57:00 Karl’s point about chewing is actually scientifically true. I read recently that one of the reasons we evolved so quickly is because we stopped spending so much of our time chewing (chimps chew 16 hours a day) once we discovered fire to cook food, which allowed us to devote more time to other things like crafting tools, which caused us to rapidly develop intellectually!
@Bronson WWH shut up and appreciate the knowledge I never knew that
@@Ed-mu5or thank u
@@kioshi1474 says the dude who uploads Skyrim videos to his 3 subscribers
@@Ed-mu5or just realised I messaged the wrong dude lol, was meant to message the dude roasting you thst deleted his messages. Forgive me 😂
Chimps chew 16 hours a day? Lol no
Anyone who relates to Karl is a legend we are real people up in here
i like how karl just casually predicts augmented reality like 20 years ago
and Ricky just takes the piss out of him :/ sometimes karl is pretty smart and he's just swept off
I'm sure some mental case thought up the cell phone 300 years ago too
Ar is kinda dumb tho 😂 vr is better and it can keep getting better but I’ve yet to see someone use any ar device in public
@@liamsnedden8278 the two examples off the top of my head are pokemon go and plenty of snapchat filters using augmented reality. it might not reach the scale of vr in terms of completely reimagining the world but it definitely has its applications for an average consumer
This podcast is 20 years old?
"If the bird's gone, the word's gone"
This man is an absolute legend.
I would love to play a Karl Pilkington videogame, based on his logic and the world as he describes it.
ones out there. it’s a interactive indie sandbox game where you live in a world with stories from karl like his childhood etc
you would just die automatically and it would give you a screen saying "what's the point"
@Derek Knight
Probably just go have a look at a slug.
Damn you must be tripping hard
@@zenmindstate110
I probably smoked a bit of weed when I wrote that. Tripping hard is the time I was at a friend's house on synthetic mescaline, and became convinced Leonardo DiCaprio was spying on us from a hot air balloon concealed by a "cloud generator". The hardest I ever saw that same friend trip was the time he took a bunch of acid and started accusing me of stealing his face. Good times.
Karl is no sheep say what u will
Gervais is indeed funny, with good good stand up show,
but with only one hit show,
the office, that was allowed by the powers that be to be franchised and become a hit in The US, allegedly?
Why does the helliweird satanick masonick US/UK sweetheart, ever so boastful, mocking, namedropping,totally relatable, down to earth ,self made, everyday-common man from an ordinary working class family, and deceiving multimillionaire sellout seriously expect the discerning public to fall for the scripted , gaslighting and indoctrinating Schtick, allegedly?
Isn’t the satanick masonick aethiest Gervais a shill aka and controlled opposition allegedly?
Doesn’t the gender inverted female, Gervais comes from french elite bloodline family, allegedly ?
How has Gervais been allowed to spill the beans and slag off top ranking ,high profile billionaire players from within the entire hellyweird entertainment industry at the Oscars without any repercussions to career allegedly?
What spy agency does Gervais work for?
Gervais just happens to be
besties, with another UK/US failed actor comedian wannabe, Russell Brand, allegedly ?
Who exactly is the mediocre, disgraced, failed multimillionaire and gender inverted female masquerader, actor comedian Russ Brand and who is working for?
Why does Brand,another obvious hellyweird satanick masonick shill actor, aka controlled opposition, unfunny mediocre actor Complete with a similar fake totally implausible
cover-story of being raised in a single parent poor working class home, complete with pseudo cockney working class type accent and with implausible tales of woe in order to garnish public sympathy and support of being a recovering sex addict,crack head, alcoholic and being so called disgraced and fired and black balled by the BBC Media machine and entertainment industry, allegedly?
How Has Brand mysteriously
re-invented herself on you tube with millions of followers, and comedy tours as a the fake, know- it all, Svengali so called new age guru, complete with sandals and robes, allegedly?
Isn’t Brand too from an elite family and was assigned to US as a spy/handler and just happened to end up marrying and divorcing satanick masonick Helliweird entertainment industry’s high ranking Witch the A list
pop-princess, Katy Perry and then proceed to date Princess Diana’s half sister, Jemima Goldsmith who is from an elite blood line family and just happens to be prime minister of Pakistan’s ex wife,allegedly?
Aren’t The public wary of Gervais’s and Brand’s predictable pompous sellout schtik of mocking the public and flaunting their multimillionaire status while at the same time pretending to be down with the working classes, and sellout demanding done type of guru status with their aethiest indoctrinations all in the name of mocking and comedy, complete
fake-empathy to mental illness, addictions and being poor, allegedly?
Why do both Gervais and Russ Brand throw-up satanick masonick handsigns throughout their stand-up comedy shows to pay homage to their helliweird entertainment industry handlers, allegedly?
I love that Karl describes AR and they dismiss it as 'bollocks will never work'
Well tbf it hasn't really caught on.
@@philbecker4676 was thinking the sane thing lol they we giving him shit and i was thinking but that is a thing thats happening now 20 years on
@@philbecker4676 it does exist though
just look at the vr headsets
He did describe it really really poorly
If the bird's gone, the word can, surely.
Fawlty Towers, Blackadder goes forth, and Karl Pilkington, funniest ever.
League of gentlemen and peep show
That _Hilda!_ at 2:12:07 killed me.
"sick of it" one of his favorite words...
“One Size Fits All, And It-It Fucking Doesn’t” Holy Shit Man 😂
Analogy that sums up Karl Dilkington the best is "Even a broken clock is right twice a day".
*Pilkington
@@chattingesque372fake fan
@@GreenEyedDazzler well his name really isn't Mr. Dilkington, that was a misprint
@@chattingesque372well done sherlock
Karl is just so honest about what he thinks. Say what you will about Karl but he is one of the most intellectually honest people ever and thats something more people should try to be. Instead of just faking intelligence by just simply repeating something someone else said. I think most people dont really do the work themselves they just kinda adopt other peoples perceptions on things because they are too afraid of looking stupid!
I love his honesty
Karl's world runs on his feelings which are never factually backed up by fact. He is dumber than a box of rocks because he doesn't use his brain, he uses his heart.
@@Deadman1000 I disagree
@@Deadman1000 what does his work runs of feeling even mean like an example
@@JamesBongoyou disagree yet can't string a sentence together🙄
1:25:37 If only Karl knew how others can easily see his golden heart… ah Karl… we need people with heart of gold Karl. This world is less colourful without you!
His brilliance is beyond understanding
Karl might say some stupid or hilariously implausible things but he hit the nail *spot on the head* at 49:02
Bang on, exactly what I thought!!
I came to the comments section to say exactly this. Basically, he’s describing Deep State or The Elite or whatever name you use for permanent unelected people in charge
"Does the brain control you, or are you controlling the brain?
...I don't know if I'm in charge of mine"
Your consciousness controls your mind witch controls your body.
Does free will exist? Karl was asking a profound question here and they shot him down
@@OddChap87 Whenever Karl makes a good point or asks a good question, he's shot down and talked over.
The bits without Ricky and Steve really make me realize just how much you need the counterpoint
Karl invented the metaverse
‘play a record’
33:56 Instead of saying 'the problem with the moon is, dot dot dot', perfect opportunity to say 'the problem with the moon is, eclipsis' 😂❤
karl will sometimes actually bring up a good point he just ruins it with stupid examples
I'm convinced that Karl Pilkington has invented everything ever before hand. Every genius thought are common thoughts to him.
Im shocked ricky hadn't heard of an elephant in the room. These podcasts and xfm are unreal never repeatedly listened to something b4 so many time and never get board of it!!! It gets better and better with age
Sarcasm....
No such saying as "an elephant in the room" it's "the elephant in the room" have a little think about what the difference is.
Is there something wrong with your thumb causing you to occasionally randomly hit the spacebar twice instead of once?
Fish, mermaid, man. Nothing beats that. Dead.
I love Rickys reactions and his laugh 😂
So nice to hear Karl speak without being interrupted by Steve
Or Ricky yelling at Steve to shut up
My turtle had a hysterectomy… they drilled through her shell… 4 years ago and she’s fit and healthy now! Karl makes a few valid points
@Derek Knight she was only 15 and her need live in captivity to up to 40 years. We rescued her from someone who was about to flush her down the toilet when she was about two years. We wasn’t giving up on her. Apart from being eggbound she was perfectly healthy and we love her
Breed not need
I’m now hooked…tell us more 🤗
@@temsedgwick9494 she suddenly went quiet, stopped eating and sunk the the bottom of the pond with lethargy. At egg laying season she only laid one egg but she’s never laid overly many so I didn’t think think much of it. But when she stopped eating and went lethargic I took her to my exotic vet who gave her a scan and found her stomach so full of trapped eggs that it was crushing her vital organs. Choice was euthanasia or attempt surgery with not a lot of hope because the sheer amount of eggs. So we tried surgery at a specialist. On the underside of the shell they cut out a square flap of shell so they can access the abdomen. Then they start removing the eggs one by one. When they are finished the wound is sealed and the shell flap is placed back into the hole and sealed with a water tight sealant. This gives time for the new shell to start growing and keeping deadly bacteria out at the same time. As terrapins/turtles are underwater she had to be dry docked for weeks to help stop bacteria getting in and we had to spray her multiple times a day to stop her dehydrating. She also had to have oral meds which is not fun to give a stubborn turtle! Also as turtles only eat under water she did have to be taken back to the specialist twice a week for tube feeds! I think there’s a video of the vet who did her surgery on Instagram under the name @markrowlandvet. In America apparently there’s a pioneering surgery now that doesn’t cut the shell but instead goes in behind the skin on the front leg? But I’m not too sure on this method
Was the shell easy to replace?
An ice cube the size of empire state into a glass of jack Daniels
"what yeaar are we in?" 😂😂😂😂😂
No, matter how many times I hear it.
Image how brilliant it would be to sat in the snug of an old traditional pub with these 3 having a few pints.
Strangely relaxing and destressing...In these trying times...Thank You
You just made 2hr50 mins or work SO much better.
Thank you! Great job cutting up all the audio and putting it all together too.
Fish, mermaid, man.....LOL!!!
Probably my favourite human
The thing about an infinite number of monkeys (or a single monkey given infinite attempts) being guaranteed to type out the works of Shakespeare is mistaken, there will be infinite chances, but infinite chances doesn't guarantee any particular outcome (and it certainly doesn't [can't] guarantee all outcomes), for example with a single monkey given infinite attempts, the monkey could type the letter 'd' on each attempt, forever.
I'm with Karl...it wouldn't 'appen
I love how Ricky gets so annoyed about the chimps and the typewriters lol
This series is where Ricky started to go wrong. His stupid laugh contributed nothing. He used it later on his solo film Brent on the road and the whole thing bombed.
I'm pretty sure he's wrong as well. Given an infinite timespan, it's possible that occurences will never happen or will never happen again. It's possible that you could throw a basketball at a hoop and literally never get it in. In terms of randomness, it's possible that a computer could randomly select numbers from 1-100 infinitely, and never select 28. It's not something that can be measured with probability either. Randomness is random, infinity is infinite. The absoluteness of those concepts means that scale and probability have no bearing. Might be wrong, feel free to ackhually me if you're a mathematician.
@@hpebackwards not a maths guy, but infinity doesn't really exist, just a concept and even within math it is not liked. Within the concept of infinity (which our brains do not like), given an infinite amount of time anything that could happen will happen eventually, maybe only once but yeah.
The randomness and chaos of the universe is unquantifiable, so I would say there could be no absolute answer in such thought experiments. Mainly because the rules are defined by us, changing the rules or rather the concept of such a thought removes any point to reach any meaninful conclusion, might be talking shite here twice, but I gave ere a go and I won't be coming back.
@@MrLOLsteveLOL yeah I agree it's just intellectual masturbation really, but it's funny when people are smug and angry in their assumptions which aren't actually correct.
I think infinity can be understood as something that will never be caught up to, like the rate of expansion and increased complexity of the universe that can't be followed by any of the matter within it.
Those rock busters he did for lockdown are shocking 😂😂
Every step starts with a step
Ricky is a comedy legend but Karl saved this show. Ricky and Steve are pretty good but the unbelievable luck that Ricky caught here is amazing. Just by chance, Karl ends up in Ricky's orbit... think Karl was filling in for the producer or sound tech. It's like a Forrest Gump-type plot. But credit to Gervais for bringing KP onto the show and then recognizing that he struck gold. It's like the real life Joe Dirt.
at 59:19... Karl bloody predicted Meta. Holy shit.
and somehow made it way more appealing
Here I am 1am midweek... FML and my sleep patterns
Karl: basically describes VR Goggles
Ricky: "that's bollocks, why would anyone want that! "
I just love listening to Karl, he really makes me laugh 😂
Great to hear segments I've to heard before. Thanks!
59:10 Karl talking about VR is actually quite brilliant
Its similar to vr but isnt vr really
@@BarmyTwubble its AR really
@@JC-km5xw exactly, its augmented reality, so similar to vr but isnt vr.
@@BarmyTwubble yup
The Lawnmower Man but it's Karl Dilkington
Pure genius these 3
They laugh at him but what he says actually makes sense !!!
If you think he makes sense, I have bad news for you
@@smasher248 dont make me come over there........
@@MrObiwan1 You're free to come wherever you want
@@smasher248 oohh kinky ;)
Where's the lockdown podcast from? Must be new I haven't heard it.
My sides are hurting from laughing
Yes, Benjamin Franklin, the famous "American politician from the 1800s who's on the $10 bill." And they call Karl an idiot...
Not really "an idiot" if you don't memorise who's faces are on other nation''s currency.
Can you name any faces on Sri Lankan money without looking it up? No?
An easier one then: how about any of the Euro notes? Nope?
You must be an idiot
“What’s a word that hasn’t been made up?”
Scrimpton
1:11:33
A cow just fell through the roof of a house and Karl is saying the biggest problem is getting a live cow to go down some stairs 🤣🤣 I just.. cant 😆😆
love these man
Karl really is a wise man. Man.
Karl predicted the metaverse
Karl's words at 1:07:05 really puts things into perspective.
Karl literally predicted AR….
From Kenya.... pleasure, gents.🇰🇪
He's right about the prostate exam... are Steve and Ricky saying they prefer a digital exam lol
31:20
Sneak into HMV just before it shuts and then have to stay there and wait until the shop owner comes back to reopen to get out😂😂
Never have I ever in all my years of listening to Karl have I ever heard him mention the Joe Rogan podcast. Crazy innit
Not really lol
I fucking love Karl, what an absolute legend hahaha
Ricky interrupts way too much
Would absolutely love Karl as a mate
The world and it’s insanity has gotten me down lately, glad I came here, makes me feel better…
“Willynillyly”
Carl invented oculus
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"They only let us vote, so we feel like we're having a say in whats going on...the best thing you can do is look after yourself"
It's a fascinating little objet d'art!
Anybody else think it’s mad that the glasses that carl sugested developing is basically the apple vision pro or whatever it is lol.
Karl's actually completely right about how brain-sized computer access would rob mankind of their own sense of intellectual agency and it's great how he uses his own personal weaknesses as an example of why. That said, whether he's right or wrong, these podcasts are much more entertaining when Ricky and Steve mock his opinions.
Thinker.....philosopher......seer
Karl has a special wisdom.
14:02 me towards my teachers when they wont take my late work (not out loud lol)
Ricky telling Karl AR is ridiculous 😬
karl going through the scenario of a man dying from a cow falling through the ceiling 🤣🤣
Hi, can a book a table?
What’s the name?
Socrates 😂
dunno if I spelt it right but Jesus that cracked me up
You did spell it correctly.
59 minutes in Karl invented VR
*AR
@@GayIncel even better
he's very savvy., no nonsense, straight forward and straight talking. He's confident and self-assured (and a half decent sketch artist). He doesn't suffer fools gladly, or nonsense. Not a genuis, very likeable, and with many good qualities hidden behind a failed *CGSE in woodwork.
*check the ed stats, I forget
@@Netlife-001 CGSE
@@C-Jay7 right, well spotted ... O Levels so much more easier to type (and harder to pass)
He's absolutely bang on with how voting is futile!
Gervais-stop right there this is the round head police
IYKYK
1:11 I love Karl😆😅😂🤣😭
His mind is a treasure. The every man at the end of history. Homer Simpson and Bobby knight but without all the rage and bad manners
59:20 Karl casually predicting Augmented Reality. Genius
26:28 Ricky's right, this is incredible. He's chosen this saying even though he doesn't agree with it, so he's stuck arguing with himself lmfao
Listening to Karl babble on about legs without being laughed at or told to shut up was challenging ...
Everytime I hear this section I can't believe Ricky has never heard there's an elephant in the room... It's literally the only saying I've heard of that they use, proper baffles me 😂
Yeah I've always thought that
Maybe it is more common where you and me are at then where they are. Like I had elephant in the room because of that one Nostalgia critic bit I saw as a kid (I had poor taste back then).
But the saying is "the elephant in the room" not an elephant..
Karl Just another funny contrived well scripted paid shill acting in masonick joker role working with besties Gervais, allegedly
Gervais is indeed funny, with good good stand up show,
but with only one hit show,
the office, that was allowed by the powers that be to be franchised and become a hit in The US, allegedly?
Why does the helliweird satanick masonick US/UK sweetheart, ever so boastful, mocking, namedropping,totally relatable, down to earth ,self made, everyday-common man from an ordinary working class family, and deceiving multimillionaire sellout seriously expect the discerning public to fall for the scripted , gaslighting and indoctrinating Schtick, allegedly?
Isn’t the satanick masonick aethiest Gervais a shill aka and controlled opposition allegedly?
Doesn’t the gender inverted female, Gervais comes from french elite bloodline family, allegedly ?
How has Gervais been allowed to spill the beans and slag off top ranking ,high profile billionaire players from within the entire hellyweird entertainment industry at the Oscars without any repercussions to career allegedly?
What spy agency does Gervais work for?
Gervais just happens to be
besties, with another UK/US failed actor comedian wannabe, Russell Brand, allegedly ?
Who exactly is the mediocre, disgraced, failed multimillionaire and gender inverted female masquerader, actor comedian Russ Brand and who is working for?
Why does Brand,another obvious hellyweird satanick masonick shill actor, aka controlled opposition, unfunny mediocre actor Complete with a similar fake totally implausible
cover-story of being raised in a single parent poor working class home, complete with pseudo cockney working class type accent and with implausible tales of woe in order to garnish public sympathy and support of being a recovering sex addict,crack head, alcoholic and being so called disgraced and fired and black balled by the BBC Media machine and entertainment industry, allegedly?
How Has Brand mysteriously
re-invented herself on you tube with millions of followers, and comedy tours as a the fake, know- it all, Svengali so called new age guru, complete with sandals and robes, allegedly?
Isn’t Brand too from an elite family and was assigned to US as a spy/handler and just happened to end up marrying and divorcing satanick masonick Helliweird entertainment industry’s high ranking Witch the A list
pop-princess, Katy Perry and then proceed to date Princess Diana’s half sister, Jemima Goldsmith who is from an elite blood line family and just happens to be prime minister of Pakistan’s ex wife,allegedly?
Aren’t The public wary of Gervais’s and Brand’s predictable pompous sellout schtik of mocking the public and flaunting their multimillionaire status while at the same time pretending to be down with the working classes, and sellout demanding done type of guru status with their aethiest indoctrinations all in the name of mocking and comedy, complete
fake-empathy to mental illness, addictions and being poor, allegedly?
Why do both Gervais and Russ Brand throw-up satanick masonick handsigns throughout their stand-up comedy shows to pay homage to their helliweird entertainment industry handlers, allegedly? allegedly
Octopus alien 😆 Play a record
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@@alexgreasley9003 do you still feel the same way?