Karl Pilkington's Funniest Theories | Compilation, Part Three

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @Mertbabasisert
    @Mertbabasisert Месяц назад +9

    I’ve been listening to these religiously since I was in high school. They were considered a bit old then. Now as a 30 year old bloke, nothing quite gives comfort like putting one of these on and losing yourself in the time capsule. Thanks for compiling and posting

  • @alisonramsbottom8995
    @alisonramsbottom8995 Год назад +16

    I listen everyday. This man is amaze x

  • @benh4544
    @benh4544 3 года назад +200

    19 years ago they were recorded... Shocking

    • @lightbeforethetunnel
      @lightbeforethetunnel 3 года назад +11

      Wow! Time flies

    • @Kassidwyer
      @Kassidwyer 2 года назад +6

      Well if I ever felt old

    • @monaebreak561
      @monaebreak561 2 года назад +1

      @Dizhere No you were an egg.

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles 2 года назад +4

      @@monaebreak561 ...no? lmfao what

    • @Simon-fr4ts
      @Simon-fr4ts 2 года назад +15

      Imagine being me. I knew about Ricky and I heard the name Karl Pilkington back then (I am a year older than Karl) and never thought much of it back then. I stumbled upon the XFM stuff a couple of weeks ago and I think I have consumed everything available with these 3. What an amazing experience.

  • @joenaz4311
    @joenaz4311 3 года назад +15

    These are so comforting. Thanks for the upload

  • @DeathEgg666
    @DeathEgg666 4 года назад +50

    That crab thing tricked me lol

  • @evolveordissolve9118
    @evolveordissolve9118 7 месяцев назад +2

    Still the best medicine 7 years later.

  • @gavalar7485
    @gavalar7485 2 года назад +21

    The Ride track that the Feeder song reminds Ricky of is "VAPOUR TRAIL". I know I'm nearly 20 years late but if someone could let Ricky know, y'know put his mind at rest. I'm sure he'll appreciate it!

    • @Tor010
      @Tor010 2 года назад

      not one eyed purple headed people eater then?

    • @kyoseryt
      @kyoseryt 2 года назад

      You really think Ricky Gervais looks through comments on videos compiling of his stolen content

    • @Tor010
      @Tor010 2 года назад +3

      @@kyoseryt Don't think that's what he was saying, but....

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 2 года назад +5

      @@kyoseryt yikes, you missed the joke entirely.

    • @goneshootin2324
      @goneshootin2324 8 месяцев назад

      Ee😦😦👍🏻😜😲😉👍🏻😉👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😲👍🏻😲👍🏻👍🏻😲😲😦

  • @robinsarchiz
    @robinsarchiz 3 года назад +28

    I know the crab story isn't true, but I'm going with it anyways.

  • @0OriginalE0
    @0OriginalE0 3 года назад +12

    I was 11 when they recorded this im 30 now!

    • @paulfitzpatrick6290
      @paulfitzpatrick6290 2 года назад +2

      Well done

    • @veronica3986
      @veronica3986 2 года назад

      ?! Blimey 2023 now. You can tell its still new year any excuse to write it down 🤔🤔👍

    • @Friarbuck619
      @Friarbuck619 4 месяца назад

      I was 5 lol

  • @sarahcotton-vb3de
    @sarahcotton-vb3de 2 года назад +32

    I must be gullible because Ricky really sold that crab thing and I fell for it hook line and sinker lol

    • @AVALARMusicOfficial
      @AVALARMusicOfficial Год назад +1

      Same 🤣

    • @AFChase
      @AFChase Год назад +3

      I caught one once he said the bigger crab was feeding a smaller one. Crabs don’t do that. But still, he sold it pretty well

    • @wddilly8488
      @wddilly8488 Месяц назад

      Brain must have a chrome finish

  • @MrCheesyBaconBits
    @MrCheesyBaconBits 4 года назад +6

    Cheers mate

  • @benshakesonthefloor
    @benshakesonthefloor 4 года назад +19

    Never enough Pilky

  • @VeryanStrong.
    @VeryanStrong. 4 года назад +84

    So sad to find out the crab thing isn't real, I thought that was really amazing

    • @jxb4571
      @jxb4571 3 года назад +4

      same

    • @Adam-wt5pn
      @Adam-wt5pn 2 года назад

      Lol I never thought I'd care so much about it I'm actually gutted 🤣😂🤣

  • @Malignus68
    @Malignus68 2 года назад +6

    25:00 This story is actually true. It was told by Paul Harvey many years ago on his radio program.

  • @vrind9538
    @vrind9538 2 года назад +4

    0:40 downloading crab memories

  • @hashshashiyinn
    @hashshashiyinn 4 года назад +12

    This was 2002😮

  • @pgsmith22
    @pgsmith22 3 года назад +34

    Poor KP; such an uneventful life since the success of Little Donkey percussion and paper rounds.😆

  • @alisonramsbottom8995
    @alisonramsbottom8995 Год назад

    Have you watched that film ,bank of Dave ‘ filmed in Burnley. You would be great here x

  • @leemp8352
    @leemp8352 3 года назад +5

    All that tech,,,Spy Crabs 😀

  • @BiggerBopper
    @BiggerBopper 2 года назад +3

    Out of the frying pan into the saucepan

  • @alisonramsbottom8995
    @alisonramsbottom8995 Год назад

    Karl your ace 😆❤️💯

  • @rbfish4830
    @rbfish4830 7 месяцев назад

    Still listening 😂to

  • @alisonramsbottom8995
    @alisonramsbottom8995 Год назад +1

    Come to Burnley x

  • @viperx1977
    @viperx1977 2 года назад +2

    ohh ffs i just googled crab memory download

  • @the1jxk
    @the1jxk Год назад

    Ricky’s clever 😂😂😂

  • @jimmytoothpaste1757
    @jimmytoothpaste1757 3 года назад +37

    It’s worrying to see how many people thought that crab story was true. 😭😭😭

    • @error.delete4945
      @error.delete4945 Год назад +2

      At the time sure fair play. In this bizarro year of 2023, it doesn't sound that far fetched...

    • @wajihbec1087
      @wajihbec1087 Год назад +1

      @@error.delete4945 mate i have to think twice if it was true or not while re-listening to these 😂

    • @error.delete4945
      @error.delete4945 Год назад

      @@wajihbec1087 Honestly, Ricky is such an amazing actor and sells it so well either way that I doubt anybody wouldn't fall for it 🤣 poor Karl didn't stand a chance

  • @alexrennison8070
    @alexrennison8070 4 месяца назад

    38:43 Steve & Ricky are exactly the same lmao

  • @mnemot
    @mnemot Месяц назад

    how fridges work: go get a cheap disposable lighter, take off the metal thing and unscrew the top. because the fluid chamber is now unpressurized, the lighter fluid will start becoming a gas. touch the lighter, it is cold. harness that into something you don't need to evaporate and you have the working pieces of a fridge.
    how planes work: under the right conditions, air is just like a liquid.

  • @antihero1484
    @antihero1484 4 года назад +3

    DARPA does have remote neural monitoring technology.

    • @allibababoo
      @allibababoo 4 года назад

      According to what?

    • @antihero1484
      @antihero1484 4 года назад +1

      @@allibababoo,
      DARPA

    • @vivavaldez87
      @vivavaldez87 3 года назад +1

      @@antihero1484 More like derpa...

    • @OpinionatedAsshole
      @OpinionatedAsshole 3 года назад +1

      @@vivavaldez87 unfortunately hes right theres a vid on yt of scientists viewing and recroding through a cats eyes

    • @gillymac9363
      @gillymac9363 3 года назад

      @@OpinionatedAsshole Ew

  • @loopular1
    @loopular1 4 года назад +27

    I think it’s a bit mean that they tricked Karl with the crab story.

    • @maggietyner4101
      @maggietyner4101 4 года назад +30

      And to trick me with the crab story

    • @goob8945
      @goob8945 4 года назад +6

      I was so disappointed to find out it was false

    • @antihero1484
      @antihero1484 4 года назад +4

      DARPA does have remote neural monitoring technology. They made up a story, with some truth to it.

  • @alisonramsbottom8995
    @alisonramsbottom8995 Год назад

    Your brill x😢❤

  • @kurluk04
    @kurluk04 Год назад

    44:50 - he was using the toilet 😂

  • @turbodoof
    @turbodoof 11 месяцев назад +1

    I always thought Karl was actually pretty smart. But after hearing him eat that crab story up now I know he's actually a loveable idiot. Ricky and Steve must of had mad fun with him 😅

  • @nicolasrage1104
    @nicolasrage1104 3 года назад +2

    I tried looking up the crab story on RUclips. Tricky Ricky!

  • @urbexyounggun2214
    @urbexyounggun2214 4 года назад +37

    Imagine remembering your own birth from your mother's perspective 🤔

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 2 года назад +2

    Put on a record......

  • @Mathew-Plummer
    @Mathew-Plummer 2 года назад

    They were found to have been to a UB40 concert.

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 3 года назад

    Did Karl ever do anything on mtv🤔

    • @Dmog97
      @Dmog97 2 года назад

      Nah mate

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 года назад +2

      @Davey-Boy Botes
      And his crap, what will be will be, attitude. 🤦‍♂️

  • @bubblezovlove7213
    @bubblezovlove7213 Год назад +1

    A flash in the pan a musket misfire. The powder pan flashed when the spark hit it but didn't fully set the gun off......

  • @burnsloads
    @burnsloads 2 года назад

    Pilky's Prognostications

  • @achunaryan3418
    @achunaryan3418 2 года назад

    remind me how am i supposed to contact you again.

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 2 года назад

    Flash in the pan!!
    Wrong again Karl🤦‍♂️

    • @andybibby4462
      @andybibby4462 2 года назад

      Yep! It relates to the primer pan of a match or flintlock firearm not igniting the main charge. 👏

  • @tosh_is_me942
    @tosh_is_me942 2 года назад +13

    Karl is one of those tourists that spend their entire time in Australia terrorfied of hoop snakes and drop bears

  • @macadonards1100
    @macadonards1100 2 года назад +2

    Anyone else bummed the crab formation story wasn’t real

  • @xavariusquest4603
    @xavariusquest4603 6 месяцев назад

    Why tell poor Karl a LOAD OF DRIVEL ABOUT CYBORG CRABS. IT NEVER HAPPENED.

  • @stu2tru392
    @stu2tru392 2 года назад

    That monkey news is 100% true. Fact!

  • @JamesRyanChapelow
    @JamesRyanChapelow Год назад

    I don’t generally care for stuff like this, but man plays it exquisitely ✌️

  • @teejayaich4306
    @teejayaich4306 2 года назад

    Seriously potent medicine this shit. Karl is humanities treasure.

  • @karloliver3937
    @karloliver3937 4 года назад +4

    "They"

  • @101wormwood
    @101wormwood 3 года назад +3

    Kwisats crab

    • @gavalar7485
      @gavalar7485 2 года назад +2

      Muab (seafood) Dip. No? I'll get me coat.

  • @harrywarren6837
    @harrywarren6837 2 года назад

    The train story was true I’ve seen pictures of the monkey in question

    • @jonsonwoody9899
      @jonsonwoody9899 2 года назад

      It is true. It was a Baboon and it happened not far from where I live in a town named Uitenhage South Africa

  • @CarolinaMartinez-hc1if
    @CarolinaMartinez-hc1if 7 месяцев назад

    English accent with slang and talking fast makes it hard for me to understand anything. The person I can understand the most is Karl.

  • @gotheeeem4
    @gotheeeem4 4 года назад +3

    A rolling stone never gathers its own moss lol

  • @dinoman2214
    @dinoman2214 2 года назад +3

    I would be so pissed off if they told me that the crab thing wasn’t true

  • @raufhabibov3008
    @raufhabibov3008 2 года назад

    Karl the scientist

  • @goneshootin2324
    @goneshootin2324 8 месяцев назад

    Z w 😂e😂e as wee😅🇺🇸💥🇺🇸💥🇺🇸😜😜😉🇺🇸😊😜💥😉💥🎯😎😎👋🏻👋🏻😧😲😦

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 2 года назад

    Ricky keeps ridiculing Karl for some of the stuff he reads about and shares, and here Ricky spouts that nonsense! Really Ricky? Information from old computer chips, is not transfered through ingestion!

    • @mikesanders8621
      @mikesanders8621 Год назад +6

      ..they literally said right after that they had made those stories up to mess with him.

    • @unknownstuntman78
      @unknownstuntman78 Год назад +4

      Are you related to Karl? 😆

    • @wddilly8488
      @wddilly8488 Месяц назад

      No shit

  • @ML-ne7mo
    @ML-ne7mo 2 года назад

    Karl is an oranguman

  • @Abihef
    @Abihef 2 года назад

    Have you ever heard such bullshit as the crab thing

  • @unkelTP
    @unkelTP 21 день назад

    Rick is obnoxious as it gets.

  • @achunaryan3418
    @achunaryan3418 2 года назад

    osama bin laden?

  • @joewright9879
    @joewright9879 3 года назад +13

    Maybe Ricky could learn from this that Darwin’s theory of biological evolution is fantasy.

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy 3 года назад +3

      Take it you’re a creationist nutbag?

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 3 года назад +2

      @@LifeOfRy guilty as charged

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy 3 года назад +4

      @@joewright9879 why in the world do you believe in fairytale nonsense like that lol?

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 3 года назад +3

      @@LifeOfRy because it is the truth of God’s word.

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy 3 года назад +4

      @@joewright9879 and who told you that? Your magic book?

  • @L_Martin
    @L_Martin 2 месяца назад

    I think Ricky’s crab thing has got to be the most boring and awful thing that ever happened on any of these shows 😩 skip every time

  • @alrightgeeze
    @alrightgeeze 9 месяцев назад

    Not sure what the fuck the plumber did, whip the hot water off and quickly repair, cut an isolation valve in. Crushing the pipe and putting a nozzle on it, new to me

  • @GregoryMcStevens
    @GregoryMcStevens 4 месяца назад

    The train monkey story is actually true