The Complete Karl Pilkington on Christmas (A compilation w/ Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
  • Get into the festive spirit with a special Christmas-themed Karl Pilkington compilation.
    Check out the entire "The Complete Karl Pilkington" collection here:
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  • @gordondocherty942
    @gordondocherty942 5 месяцев назад +7

    Hero. Christmas day 2023

  • @bh8834
    @bh8834 5 месяцев назад +8

    I hope everyone has an amazing Christmas! 🍊🎄

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 5 месяцев назад

      You too! Oh an,er, have a good Christmas

  • @girlgamers7879
    @girlgamers7879 4 года назад +68

    Love that people still listen to these now, I sometimes think it's just me but then I see it's not, and that is great !

    • @gtingaming716
      @gtingaming716 3 года назад +6

      1 year on from your comment, and here I am listening. Merry Christmas!

    • @jakehodgson443
      @jakehodgson443 3 года назад +3

      Merry Christmas 🎄

    • @roraz114
      @roraz114 3 года назад +1

      jake hodgson Merry Xmas 🎄

    • @andrewbennett2582
      @andrewbennett2582 3 года назад +1

      Me too!

    • @elingrome5853
      @elingrome5853 3 года назад

      @@gtingaming716 qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

  • @talkatmebabe8133
    @talkatmebabe8133 7 лет назад +244

    had the pleasure of meeting Karl a few years ago and was both relieved and terrified when he was exactly like this in person, I miss the podcast.

    • @stoox006
      @stoox006 7 лет назад +15

      a little cake for the chippa I prefer the XFM shows to podcasts.

    • @MrChaes
      @MrChaes 5 лет назад +1

      how do you know?

    • @rileyaltes6479
      @rileyaltes6479 5 лет назад +9

      @@trendybistro someones jealous

    • @tiarnan76
      @tiarnan76 5 лет назад +26

      I met Karl a few years ago. Not Karl Pilkington, a different Karl. Actually his name was Kevin. What was the question again?

    • @rorybrooks685
      @rorybrooks685 5 лет назад +37

      I meet Clive Warren at a film premier once

  • @denadavey1470
    @denadavey1470 4 года назад +94

    It’s 25th December & I’ve had a bit of a stressful night at work but now (at 5.29am) I’m listening to Karl & I’ve found my mojo to continue, I hope he realises that he makes people happy. That’s a quality which should be envied- I try my best working with adults with learning disabilities but last night I bought in ‘An idiot abroad ‘ dvd & we laughed our socks off until 2am! I could never make them laugh so much!!! Thank you Karl 😘 Monty Python tomorrow! - the boss is at home enjoying her Christmas so sod it! 🤣

    • @oliviabyrne6760
      @oliviabyrne6760 4 года назад +3

      Happy Christmas x

    • @theuniquebean
      @theuniquebean 3 года назад +3

      Happy almost Christmas a year later. Wishing you well. 😊

    • @click8708
      @click8708 Год назад +2

      Merry Christmas

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      @anthonylynch8673 Год назад

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  • @Rizzawriter
    @Rizzawriter 3 года назад +8

    'Not only did I buy her some food on Christmas day' always gets me! What a lucky women Suzanne is lol

  • @MMKLYH
    @MMKLYH 4 года назад +40

    Hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas this year

  • @johnquirk9500
    @johnquirk9500 Год назад +4

    The sixth christmas eve I have listened to this!!!
    See you next year 🐒🐵🐒🐒🐵

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk 5 лет назад +60

    Listening on Christmas eve 2018, merry Christmas to all my fellow KP fans and best wishes for 2019!

  • @irishandirie
    @irishandirie 5 лет назад +39

    New drinking game! Every time Karl says "knockin' about" take a drink 😆

    • @Nobuxia
      @Nobuxia 3 года назад +3

      Or "right" at the end of a sentence. You'd be in hospital 😆

    • @thepontiacbandit7874
      @thepontiacbandit7874 3 года назад +1

      @@Nobuxia And also “An’ that”. 🍷 🥃 🥂 🍺 🍸 🍻 🍹
      You’d be smashed! 🥴

    • @moistfarticles6211
      @moistfarticles6211 3 года назад +1

      Got you all beat, take a drink everytime he takes a moment to think and says ”uhmm”

    • @mattkirkhamm
      @mattkirkhamm Год назад +1

      Everytime he say an that.

    • @pt14930
      @pt14930 5 месяцев назад +1

      ‘And that’.

  • @astroguster5522
    @astroguster5522 Год назад +5

    Brilliant post. Thank you. I NEED Karl around the holidays. He brings out the Christmas spirit in me.

  • @lyndend560
    @lyndend560 5 месяцев назад +1

    Christmas 2023 - another year RSK have helped us get through!!

  • @mitchpage4534
    @mitchpage4534 3 года назад +31

    Listening Christmas season of 2020. Its been a crazy year but these have helped me through a lot. Happy Holidays everybody and to a much better 2021!

  • @hermetika33
    @hermetika33 5 месяцев назад +4

    Still here 2023

  • @georgie535
    @georgie535 5 месяцев назад +4

    Merry Xmas 2023!

  • @PROUDCANADIANGIRL
    @PROUDCANADIANGIRL 4 месяца назад +1

    I would do anything to meet Karl and take him for a cuppa and crumpets. The best thing that ever happened to the Steve and Ricky show was that 1996 morning when Karl turned up as their producer cause the reg guy called in sick from eating bad salmon. Ricky has rode the bank on Karl’s back and I only hope Karl made the same amount !! We love you Karl! 🤗

  • @dtwiggy1
    @dtwiggy1 7 лет назад +49

    One of the top 10 things Karl ever said, "did the wise men bring Jesus birthday presents or Christmas presents" bahaha.

  • @erizzle67
    @erizzle67 7 лет назад +14

    52:15 "Oh and uh have a good Christmas."

  • @newportblue814
    @newportblue814 3 года назад +3

    Still listening November 2020.. absolutely brilliant

  • @OFFICIALjordansmith
    @OFFICIALjordansmith 4 года назад +45

    Anyone listening December 19

  • @scratchblack
    @scratchblack 7 лет назад +39

    I can't stop listening to these. Hilarious

  • @click8708
    @click8708 Год назад +2

    Danke Danke, Merry Christmas

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk 2 года назад +7

    To be honest 2021 was almost as bad as 2020, sick of it. Here's to 2022 being better, merry Christmas to all!

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 11 месяцев назад +1

      I have no reason to celebrate Christmas anymore

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@SamuelBlack84I pray you will again 🙏🏽

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 5 лет назад +45

    Karl is the only person I know of who can go from the 0 mph of indifference to the 60 mph of passionate anger in a few seconds.
    He needs no help, nobody has to say a word. In fact, I've seen him do it in a room all by himself. Moreover, it doesn't even have to be a subject that has an effect on his life. It could be anything from the 'slow' development of infant humans to unnecessary jellyfish.
    Similarly, Karl can go from the 0 of hearing brand new information to the 60 of creating an opinion off the back of that information and clinging to it like it's one of his core beliefs.
    Anyway...Happy Christmas all. (Hits the 'left' button)

    • @laurensmith9579
      @laurensmith9579 5 лет назад +3

      This is a crazy accurate description of his personality. Cheers

    • @JustinSmith-px1ky
      @JustinSmith-px1ky 5 месяцев назад

      but what are they doing?

  • @megja1812
    @megja1812 4 года назад +9

    Karl’s a Virgo. Crystal clear memory, not a touch of romance in him but reliable and steady as hell.

    • @Wackyfox
      @Wackyfox 3 года назад +2

      Crystal clear memory unless it happens to involve a story about monkeys or weird stuff that happened ages ago that never actually occurred.

    • @tezmard3003
      @tezmard3003 Год назад

      @@Wackyfox tbf he never even read those articles to begin with

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Год назад

      If you think there's anything in astrology, you're even more of an idiot than Karl.

  • @annalardass
    @annalardass 3 года назад +2

    Never heard a better man speaking greater truth.... Wtf.... It is what it is!!!!! Ya the best nights out are the 1s u never planned.... The worst nights out are the 1s u have planned.... Karl Pilkington is the man that forseen covid 19...listen back.... Love this man🙁wud luv to go bk to these simipler time

    • @iknowyoureright8564
      @iknowyoureright8564 3 года назад

      I like this comment so for that reason I am going to subscribe to you, banana! And You’re right about the better times, they’ve slipped away and it’s bittersweet to reminisce on them. Nostalgia is one hell of a drug. 🤟✌️

  • @7eoRoX
    @7eoRoX 4 года назад +10

    Brilliant! Wanted some Christmas Karl and it's all the good bits wrapped up in a pressie perfect for today!

  • @thejudderman8265
    @thejudderman8265 4 года назад +6

    Christmas 2019 👍🏽

  • @tinahiggins3332
    @tinahiggins3332 2 года назад +1

    Out grown the sink! 🤣🤣 I'm dying lol

  • @loetzcollector466
    @loetzcollector466 Год назад +3

    Merry Christmas 2022 mates, just knocking about the house and that, listening to my annual pleasure.
    Maybe later I'll go and get a chicken.

  • @Lewis.snookes
    @Lewis.snookes 3 года назад +2

    Merry Christmas, have a good Christmas n'that ❤️

  • @PlayaP69
    @PlayaP69 4 года назад +6

    Perfect time for this to reappear in my recommendations. . . zzz 😴.

    • @jpapan1
      @jpapan1 4 года назад +1

      This is perfect " go to sleep" mix. Asleep with a smile on my face

  • @nalasaiyan
    @nalasaiyan 4 года назад +5

    Listening to this on the 23rd :3

  • @oBuLLzEyEo1013
    @oBuLLzEyEo1013 9 месяцев назад +1

    Sometimes these can be depressing AF. Poor Karl. It's incredible how he can see all the pieces to the puzzle but can't or won't put it together...

  • @randomgamer19170
    @randomgamer19170 Год назад +1

    Merry Christmas and that

  • @blakeeyers7729
    @blakeeyers7729 5 месяцев назад +3

    Here in 2023

  • @IsaiahFitts
    @IsaiahFitts 6 лет назад +4

    Love the esthetic of your thumbnails

  • @danmccarthy6479
    @danmccarthy6479 5 месяцев назад +2

    Christmas Eve 2023

  • @benh4544
    @benh4544 5 лет назад +3

    A lot of people were arguing at the fruit and veg counter... but it was busy cause it's christmas hahahaha

  • @87mitchb
    @87mitchb 7 лет назад +3

    cheers for the upload

  • @nafs9248
    @nafs9248 7 лет назад +1

    LOVE YOUR STUFF !!!!

  • @ASB88
    @ASB88 3 года назад +1

    God Bless Mr. K Dilkington

  • @3holepunchalton443
    @3holepunchalton443 4 года назад +4

    I love who made this ♥️

  • @Nickersons-Theme
    @Nickersons-Theme 5 лет назад +4

    You've paid me milk bill for this week - that were rate nice! Hahaha

  • @TheCheweeRevolutions
    @TheCheweeRevolutions 7 лет назад +6

    merry christmas x

  • @gammage0
    @gammage0 3 года назад +3

    i love when i can hear karl's heaving breathing break the silence in the background and just know he has a blank expression

  • @johno.p.h3126
    @johno.p.h3126 3 года назад +1

    Merry Christmas 2020!

  • @cgonzo
    @cgonzo 5 лет назад +1

    Best Christmas song ever 😂😂😂

  • @mortechrome
    @mortechrome 5 лет назад +2

    "It´s not something you play with on Christmas morning".... god, Karl is my (anti) hero.

  • @eternalindifference
    @eternalindifference 7 лет назад +23

    Why do I listen to this while im walking amongst people?!

    • @eternalindifference
      @eternalindifference 7 лет назад +15

      I look like a maniac laughing by myself

    • @sarawinsett4217
      @sarawinsett4217 5 лет назад +1

      When I listened to Karls bit about what to do if you're being swallowed by a constrictor...I was choking on my laughter...my coworkers had no idea what was going on.

    • @PommeLavande
      @PommeLavande Год назад +1

      Don’t watch it whilst using mouthwash.

  • @itsMrNoble
    @itsMrNoble 7 лет назад +52

    I totally agree with Karl about forced fun.

    • @edwinpedram
      @edwinpedram 7 лет назад +22

      Samuel Noble you look like him too

    • @bfkc111
      @bfkc111 5 лет назад +1

      That's nothing special, it still depends on the context or what is meant by it, unless you're (or he is) just a total bonehead. Subscribing to random generalizations is really stupid. And that's after all why he has a show with comedic value...

  • @dantribe3935
    @dantribe3935 2 года назад

    Happy new year everyone hope pilky gets you though 2022

  • @Christophee1987
    @Christophee1987 7 лет назад +3

    I love how Karl says 'I've covered it up since then' when talking about the condoms he gave Suzanne.

  • @seanp9716
    @seanp9716 4 года назад +15

    You can hear the jealousy in Steve voice that Karl has romance in his life.

    • @FoidGames
      @FoidGames 4 года назад +4

      I reckon he fancies Suzanne personally. You're right, he's jealous.

    • @kraken589
      @kraken589 4 года назад

      It’s probably more envy than jealousy, because he’s had poor luck in the romance department, and someone like Karl has had a girlfriend for over 10 years.

    • @aparna776
      @aparna776 Год назад

      Suzanne is one lucky girl for Steve to fancy her, you're right. She has a d*ck for a boyfriend in every sense of the word. What does Karl bring to the table except for being a POS? Lol

  • @sb50cal9
    @sb50cal9 5 лет назад +1

    13:07 - 13:23 oh my! Hahaha fucking brilliant.

  • @louisasmiles
    @louisasmiles 3 года назад +1

    Love the singing at the end. Wish the podcasts had the music kept in. Ads kept out

  • @always_cornelia
    @always_cornelia 7 лет назад +2

    You are something else* Karl 💛

  • @dedur88
    @dedur88 7 лет назад +86

    thanks Dr Yak for your superb job

  • @scottlatham6218
    @scottlatham6218 6 лет назад

    Merry Christmas

  • @NoodleCollie
    @NoodleCollie 5 лет назад +9

    "He talks about himself like a crab."

  • @jdsd744
    @jdsd744 7 лет назад +6

    that song at the end. who knew Ricky could sing?

    • @TheComplete
      @TheComplete  7 лет назад +2

      +jdsd744 He was the lead singer of a Bowie-inspired band called Seona Dancing in his 20s.

    • @jdsd744
      @jdsd744 7 лет назад +4

      I could see it. He can really hold a note.

    • @Najebanski
      @Najebanski 7 лет назад +5

      He made a whole movie and music album as David Brent recently, I recommend it. You can find the music videos on youtube. Check out 'David Brent - Lady Gypsy" for example. Everything has a comedic touch of course :D

    • @kingsleyzissou1120
      @kingsleyzissou1120 7 лет назад

      Anyone who watched The Office...

    • @samsta871
      @samsta871 7 лет назад

      dnplk 70 mph......but no more!!

  • @noka1979
    @noka1979 7 лет назад +21

    condoms wrapped in wallpaper

  • @itznisi7375
    @itznisi7375 6 лет назад +18

    Smelly bible

  • @worthwatching9542
    @worthwatching9542 Год назад +1

    🔥

  • @Crystalblue58
    @Crystalblue58 4 года назад +1

    …"are you 86 years old Karl"...LOL

  • @borednow5838
    @borednow5838 4 года назад +1

    "She's done alright" ha! She's a bloody lucky girl!

  • @gagfails4985
    @gagfails4985 2 дня назад

    ❤AWESOME 😂😂😂

  • @kareemsc9913
    @kareemsc9913 5 лет назад +1

    Merry Christmas bois

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 2 года назад

    Love this crimbo 2021

  • @Blubber120
    @Blubber120 3 года назад

    Yearly check-in.

  • @RyanRSteiner
    @RyanRSteiner 7 лет назад +20

    I knew Karl's opinion on the holidays would closely resemble my own lol bunch of faffin about, forced fun, and obligatory consumerism
    Enjoying these compilations of yours doctor ☺️ cheers for posting

    • @YourOwnDa
      @YourOwnDa 7 лет назад +14

      Ryan Reese eating too much, drinking too much and laughing with family makes it all worth it for me

    • @noka1979
      @noka1979 7 лет назад

      Ryan Reese yes exactly

  • @stugots162
    @stugots162 5 лет назад

    I'm going to have this kid in a bit!

  • @albundy9597
    @albundy9597 4 года назад +2

    Ricky used the goat sketch in one of his shows

  • @decapitatethecat
    @decapitatethecat 6 лет назад

    merry xmas

  • @bryces2650
    @bryces2650 Год назад

    Still good.

  • @Highlandcoffee1
    @Highlandcoffee1 5 лет назад +12

    Did anyone else google Victoria Plum ? 😜

    • @OfficiallySanctionedKATG
      @OfficiallySanctionedKATG 4 года назад +2

      Didnt need to. Remember them very well, and strawberry shortcake and all the others!

  • @tomderby2812
    @tomderby2812 7 лет назад +1

    pure hilarity

  • @mdh8320
    @mdh8320 4 года назад +2

    43:48 Karl's mom destroying Victoria Plum

  • @HenryRollinsisGod
    @HenryRollinsisGod 7 лет назад +1

    Knocking about....haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @Cazzers-no4ff
    @Cazzers-no4ff 3 года назад

    2020 has been a shit year but this makes it bearable 👌

  • @Howesenberg
    @Howesenberg 7 лет назад +27

    I wince a little when they completely rip into Karl...I have to remind myself that it's all in good fun and he's not hurt by it by damn they really don't give him an easy time when he's a simple bloke who just wants to get on in life without what he sees as nonsense.

    • @kareemsc9913
      @kareemsc9913 5 лет назад +10

      Howesenberg haha remember Karl has also ripped into Steve pretty harshly for no reason at points

    • @michaeljohnson7929
      @michaeljohnson7929 5 лет назад +2

      @@kareemsc9913 that's the best part 🤣

    • @rezOnanceUK
      @rezOnanceUK 4 года назад +1

      Punctuation man, please.

    • @aparna776
      @aparna776 Год назад

      Well deserved. Its not because he is a simpleton or school drop out but his entire attitude towards life and his girlfriend sucks. He cares about nobody and very stingy. I have a lot of empathy for simpletons, they are some of the nicest people but Karl isn't one of them. A total piece of sh*t

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@kareemsc9913and Ricky gets stick from both of them

  • @howtobeast7690
    @howtobeast7690 3 года назад

    Funny thing is, or sad... Is I found Karl years before I knew who Ricky or Steve were, thought THEY were the random guests. Maybe it’s because I’m in the US lol 😂

  • @sammullett17
    @sammullett17 4 года назад +1

    Gotta love abit of subbuteo....

  • @Big-Papa-Smurf
    @Big-Papa-Smurf 4 года назад +4

    You never get anything done by planning

    • @Wackyfox
      @Wackyfox 3 года назад

      I don’t get why he would say that, because Karl is definitely not a spontaneous person.

  • @pennylane77
    @pennylane77 5 лет назад +3

    Crusaders bribed us with snow cones. My parents forced me to go because it was free babysitting.

  • @jmg6012
    @jmg6012 3 года назад

    I wonder if Ted Danson as Bryan loves Christmas as much as Karl does.

  • @00dude3
    @00dude3 2 года назад

    Virgin galactic mentioned, mad they only just got there this year

  • @Refulgent_Rascal
    @Refulgent_Rascal 7 лет назад +1

    So are they never going to do a podcast again now? Even the odd special?

  • @iknowyoureright8564
    @iknowyoureright8564 3 года назад

    She done well for herself..........so what’d she get? condoms wrapped up in Wallpaper. 😂😂. He’s a legend, how has he kept her? Lol.

  • @bobbyhernandez7117
    @bobbyhernandez7117 7 лет назад

    I just got to say I love how close my make connections in really simple ways haha during the story when he was talking about getting his train set, Steve makes a joke about him being 14, then seconds later he says his brother turn the machine up to about 14 haha

  • @stevekissoon
    @stevekissoon 7 лет назад

    Amazing!! Thank you for sharing.
    Is there anyway I can download these to play them offline?

  • @JL46L88
    @JL46L88 4 года назад +1

    127 dislikes. 127 of them kids with the big hands and webbed feet....they weren’t related

  • @rchopra535
    @rchopra535 5 лет назад +5

    Merry Xmas. Play a record

  • @megancooper8676
    @megancooper8676 7 лет назад +13

    Steve is so pedantic sometimes.... just shhhhh!

  • @MediumDamon
    @MediumDamon 2 года назад

    Anyone know if KP been helping out with the Government Covid response? "Hands-Face-Space oh and err... Let Fresh Air In" has got his signature all over it

  • @adenmusic1517
    @adenmusic1517 7 лет назад +3

    5th xD

  • @barukkazhad8998
    @barukkazhad8998 Год назад

    😆😆😆😆😆

  • @johnbeechy
    @johnbeechy 4 года назад +1

    still no word if. Apple will License Karl's Voice as a Per Man ent replacement of Susan Bennett's voice as Siri.. since July 05 susan has ruled the world of AI voice.. But with more Fans of Karl.. wanting Karl as their Outer innner voice.. 'Oh karl what do u think the weather will be like to day?'.. and karl's voice replacing susan would be. well u cant get sick of it..

  • @manonfire237
    @manonfire237 3 года назад

    December 2020 anyone?