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'please make me television' 😂😂

Karl was right: In the 18th and 19th centuries, people in Europe and America sometimes avoided tomatoes because they believed they were poisonous. This misconception likely arose because tomatoes were often eaten on pewter plates, and the high acidity of tomatoes could leach lead from the pewter, leading to lead poisoning. This led some to believe that tomatoes themselves were toxic.

ive listened to these through the years, when were these solo ones. i dont think ive ever heard these ones

the puff daddy one aged well

Karl’s mic should’ve been much louder

Never mind your words of wisdom, where have been for three days?

Karl never rises to the piss taking which in itself is impressive and makes him likeable. The other two, particularly Jervais becomes irritating when he gets into the over exaggerated hysterical laughter.

There's actually a bottom raker *below* Gervais?? I didn't think it was possible.

Bunch of braindead wankers

Karl lowkey predicted the invention of Huel

Anyone else hate that rocky thought the Washington Post was a legit form of media

I can see why some people thought Karl was an actor doing this called Graham because Karl is so down to earth and although he’s obviously not that bright but even I can’t understand how he believes some of these monkey stories and thinks they somehow talk and complete normal human tasks. They’re mental!😂

Honestly ricky is unbearable and straight up dim.

Ricky can’t get past Karl calling a chimp a monkey - he has to say “ape” 😂😂 like calling a spider an insect

1:04:41 christ😂

17:19 Ricky´s climax

What was he talking about when he said lockdown? Was this recent?!?

After 3 kids I totally agree. I have never seen the photos of the kids in mum stomach other than when we first got them

The amount of pure joy when ricky finds out he has a diary is absolutely amazing hahaha. ❤❤ i could truly listen to this forever and not get bored

Karl gave me a reason to live! Because of An Idiot Abroad, I got to see so many wonders of the world and I wanted to see them through Karl's eyes ❤

Speed 0.9 is perfection for helping to crash. 😊😴

One of the few times I feel calm and relaxed

The podcasts just don't compare to xfm

classic

28:33 - panicking n that

“It’s alright, you can have them.” Spoken like a true romantic.

watching this on my quest 3 augmented reality headset and enjoying ricky looking like a dickhead at the 1 hour mark saying it would never exist

At 44:50 Karl recognizes the separation between awareness and thoughts (spiritual awakening) and Ricky has no idea what he's talking about.

This fucking calms me down hahaha

Need black screen

In the animated show, they shortened it but at one point, Steve breaks into laughter over and over, trying to read part of the diary. And that 💩 made it so much funnier…and it still lived up to the heightened suspense. Gold.

Count the times Ricky says "Go on..."

1:43:21 The best three

Love it when Ricky gets angry he’s a legend haha

BEAUTY

This got me through my recovery when I broke my hip. I think i listened to every podcast they did. Kept me sane in dark time.

Karl called Google glasses! They all laughed at him but he was a visionary

Karl is the smartest one.

Ricky acting all smug yet poorly explained Glass Houses and hadn't heard of the very common Elephant in the room

Karl predicted Puff Daddy

“Two monkeys have married… in Romania” hahaha

Almost all my favourite british people. Peter Serafinowicz is missing though :)

1:02:27 I’m actually crying, scrimpton has absolutely floored me 😂

Some of Karl’s predictions actually came true

I want to sample Karl's first, slightly aggressive "boswollocks" and make it my ringtone.

I’ve never heard this and I’ve heard every Karl gobbledygook 100s of times

2:20:07 😂

Isn’t 80% English borrowed words?

2:12:02 😂

Karl predicted the Diddy allegations, covid, multiple episodes of Black Mirror. I'm starting to think the Monkey News stories actually happened