Karl Pilkington on Furniture

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 311

  • @peteralexander2941
    @peteralexander2941 8 лет назад +540

    I love how karl's solution to every problem is "called me dad up"

    • @conor8629
      @conor8629 8 лет назад +41

      Peter Williams It's interesting that his dad has to teach him how to do everything but never seemed to have done so while actually raising him

    • @joeywildman1100
      @joeywildman1100 7 лет назад +44

      Peter Williams I still call my dad whenever I'm in a similar situation

    • @GretchenJP
      @GretchenJP 7 лет назад +9

      I call me mum. lol

    • @krashd
      @krashd 6 лет назад +7

      Parents are old and have wisdom. Wisdom is intelligence multiplied by experience, so even if your dad is no more intelligent than you are and has an intelligence of 1 if he has 3 experience then his wisdom will also be 3 and that has to be useful.

    • @Leftistsareevil
      @Leftistsareevil 6 лет назад

      I don’t even know mine he’s a cu** tho

  • @Curthe93
    @Curthe93 11 лет назад +91

    The people who listen to the XFM series know that when Karl first started talking, Ricky and Steve were both really interested by him, but the heads of the radio station told them "don't let Karl talk" because they thought his stupidity would ruin the show. Up until he started talking, Karl was just a guy who pressed the buttons. But Ricky went against the orders of the station and let Karl speak because he knew Karl's rambling was funny, and Karl quickly became the star of the show.

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 8 лет назад +758

    "Back then, I wasn't as wise as I am now."
    *Instantly rolling on the floor*

  • @chaddean2257
    @chaddean2257 10 лет назад +157

    I could listen to Karl all day.

  • @Vernatrozz
    @Vernatrozz 10 лет назад +666

    "I ordered the bed"
    "Yeah?"
    "It turned up"
    "Oh well done"

    • @GoodDeedsEveryday
      @GoodDeedsEveryday 7 лет назад +5

      "It turned up"

    • @charlesbritannia6647
      @charlesbritannia6647 7 лет назад +3

      Vernatrozz oh well done ✅

    • @ben6993
      @ben6993 7 лет назад +6

      Fucking hell that's a victory! 😂😂

    • @ineffablemars
      @ineffablemars 7 лет назад +9

      "fucking hell, that's a victory! nothing went down shit creek this time!"
      😂

    • @nicbail9281
      @nicbail9281 6 лет назад

      Vernatrozz life oon

  • @johnc5258
    @johnc5258 9 лет назад +184

    I'm with Karl on this one. When the furniture shop advertises their beds on the shop floor, then they shouldn't advertise the beds with mattresses when the mattresses have nothing to do with the purchase.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 7 лет назад +17

      John C or they could at least quote you the price for both the bed and the mattress

    • @ilbv5
      @ilbv5 6 лет назад +6

      Watched idiot abroad,u rly miss someone who can call out karls bullshit every now and then.

    • @coolcatkim22
      @coolcatkim22 6 лет назад +5

      They put mattress on the beds so you can see what the bed frame looks like with a mattress on top. If they didn't, you would just be showing people a bunch of empty frames and it wouldn't look appealing.

    • @larryducie6719
      @larryducie6719 6 лет назад +6

      You'd have to be a bit special to not know that though. Quite a bit special.

    • @tytus2170
      @tytus2170 Месяц назад +2

      Agreed. It’s like buying a sofa without the seat cushions

  • @danielhague
    @danielhague 10 лет назад +369

    "A bed isnt a bed without a matress, its a climbing frame" LMAO

    • @GaryDIdiot
      @GaryDIdiot 10 лет назад +50

      It's true though

    • @yonnababy5915
      @yonnababy5915 9 лет назад

      J u 7jhhmk

    • @Yung_Mango
      @Yung_Mango 7 лет назад +1

      Dan Hague Yes lad oldham fan here aswell born n bred

    • @SerafEnd
      @SerafEnd 6 лет назад

      lol... it's so true. I thought the same when shopping for my first bed.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 6 лет назад

      quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/the-invention-of-the-word-boob.jpg

  • @TheFlyingSparks
    @TheFlyingSparks 10 лет назад +201

    Karl is like a British Charlie Brown so depressing yet funny

    • @GretchenJP
      @GretchenJP 7 лет назад +5

      OMG he is!!

    • @ancilodon
      @ancilodon 7 лет назад +3

      Bryson Murray Yeah, only funnier.

    • @theboss3721
      @theboss3721 6 лет назад +3

      ancilodon Charlie Brown isn’t comedy

    • @ancilodon
      @ancilodon 6 лет назад +1

      Hugh Janes - A Let's Poop Channel I was trying to be gentle.

    • @Mmmleftovers
      @Mmmleftovers 6 лет назад

      Charlie Brown had cancer.....who's the funny guy now!

  • @adz9623
    @adz9623 3 года назад +20

    This might be the greatest Ricky laugh ever, ‘I wasn’t as wise as I am now’ 🤣🤣🤣

    • @OppZilla13
      @OppZilla13 2 года назад

      Funniest shit ever😂🤣

  • @rturae
    @rturae 9 лет назад +172

    "Now back then I wasn't as wise as I am now"
    xD

  • @ByteRoster
    @ByteRoster 7 лет назад +42

    Snot in a jar gets me every time

  • @jamesmccartney5324
    @jamesmccartney5324 2 года назад +3

    Could listen to these for hours absolutely hilarious. KP is a one off just naturally funny and ppl think Ricky and Steve created him as a character 😂

  • @sithemperorpalpatine870
    @sithemperorpalpatine870 2 года назад +12

    Ricky's laugh after snot in a jar is just infectious 🤣🤣

  • @freshlineproductions
    @freshlineproductions 10 лет назад +6

    this is the funniest 9 minutes of the podcasts I was in tears

  • @roxieklaus
    @roxieklaus 11 лет назад +39

    One of my all time favourite snippets of Karl's life :)

  • @BecciiLouiseMusic
    @BecciiLouiseMusic 11 лет назад +8

    I do agree with Karl. I can understand that shops sell mattresses separately because sometimes people only need a new mattress but if someone is buying a bed frame, surely the shop assistant would ask the person whether they had a mattress or not. Like Karl said, it isn't a bed without a mattress!

  • @liannarivera5358
    @liannarivera5358 4 года назад +13

    3:56 I almost peed myself bc I was laughing so hard

  • @motorhoads
    @motorhoads 11 лет назад +4

    Uncle Alf sounds like a legend!! Everyone should have an uncle Alf :)

  • @joesoap81
    @joesoap81 10 лет назад +89

    ''Ung up,annoyed''

  • @victoriaduffy7666
    @victoriaduffy7666 8 лет назад +4

    I am so with him on furniture collections, they are an absolute mare. One to Karl yet again :P

  • @StreetsDisciple01
    @StreetsDisciple01 4 года назад +4

    3:46 'Back then I wasn't as wise as I am now'

  • @formative3d274
    @formative3d274 7 лет назад +13

    "Back then I wasn't as wise as I am now..."
    xD

  • @mauricestrong8743
    @mauricestrong8743 6 лет назад +4

    "Dad, it's your fuck-wit son again!"

  • @fourbyfourer
    @fourbyfourer 6 лет назад +5

    "Depends how big they are." I absolutely love Karl's answers. He's got a good one for everything.

  • @TelecasterLPGTop
    @TelecasterLPGTop 10 лет назад +30

    Where I live we just put all our unwanted stuff in the street and the council just come and collect it, usually it's gone before they come. I've found computers in working order, CRT monitors, TVs etc BUT never touch any type of furniture people chuck furniture out because often it's full of BED BUGS.

    • @forestbyfilm
      @forestbyfilm 10 лет назад +1

      CouchPotato343 Well..

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 7 лет назад +2

      And maybe a hooker. Or two. Or five if you're in a _really_ bad part of town.

    • @spider5600
      @spider5600 6 лет назад +3

      But if you see a rubber dinghy be sure to call Alf though. His back is in agony and he's still terrified of flooding

    • @DaniHMcV
      @DaniHMcV 6 лет назад +2

      Must look real nice and tidy where you live.....

  • @Gasoline85
    @Gasoline85 11 лет назад +6

    Karl actually has a good point. Why do they have the different beds on display, so you can try them out, if the matress isn't "part of the deal"? Let's face it, if you buy a bed the main selling point of it is the matress.

  • @CrazyBoutBillie
    @CrazyBoutBillie 11 лет назад +3

    I agree with Karl about the mattress thing :') it's like selling a sofa without the big cushions

  • @johnnystorm4
    @johnnystorm4 8 лет назад +119

    IF YOU CAN'T CALL A MATTRESS FURNITURE THEN I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'D CALL IT

    • @Kemonokami
      @Kemonokami 8 лет назад +34

      "Spoongy bit?"

    • @deprecatedflayer
      @deprecatedflayer 7 лет назад

      While I wouldn't be sure (and don't really care either way), I think an ornament or a decoration would be more accurate.

    • @johnnystorm4
      @johnnystorm4 7 лет назад +42

      an ornament or a decoration is like fruit bowl or a statue or something dude, not a mattress. you literally but mattresses from the furniture store.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 6 лет назад +9

      'Bedding'.

    • @Jordan-cd3ce
      @Jordan-cd3ce 6 лет назад +10

      hahaha did this dude say he wouldn't call a mattress a piece of furniture but he would call a mattress a decoration

  • @buckbumble
    @buckbumble 5 лет назад +3

    Steve covering his eyes when Karl said he wasn’t as wise as he is now. Don’t know why that that really made me laugh.

  • @skankhunt-vw8xr
    @skankhunt-vw8xr 9 лет назад +24

    Karl's face at 4:03. LOL!

    • @kubovicrachel
      @kubovicrachel 9 лет назад +5

      I love Karl's "it's madness" hand wave for some reason...

  • @ZandeKongo
    @ZandeKongo 11 лет назад +2

    like all great minds karl pilkington is ahead of his time.

  • @Gasoline85
    @Gasoline85 11 лет назад +2

    This reminds me of when I bought my stove/oven. The wire that goes from the unit itself to the wall, you have to buy seperately from the delivery man. :P

  • @grmpf
    @grmpf 11 лет назад +2

    I'm just amazed to no end by how Karl's life works.

  • @elEricV
    @elEricV 11 лет назад +2

    This video just kills me, easily the best KP moment for me.

  • @londonliz43
    @londonliz43 11 лет назад +2

    I LOVE AND ADORE KARL PILKINGTON!!!

  • @duel2edge
    @duel2edge 10 лет назад +14

    I don't think calling a mattress furniture in that context is that strange.

  • @loganeasdale8035
    @loganeasdale8035 4 года назад +1

    "Oh didn't think of this. So I called my dad up" 😂😂😂

  • @steffenkrauter7184
    @steffenkrauter7184 7 лет назад +16

    I worked for a recycling center before. Almost everything gets chucked into the landfill anyway

    • @krashd
      @krashd 6 лет назад +2

      The recycling center near me doesn't do much recycling, it's more of just an acceptable place to leave or remove unused items. Somewhere to take a TV or a bed so you aren't just cluttering your street but also a place that folks with no cash can pick up free furniture, I know a guy who collects the TV's that get left in the electronics shed and tries to fix them to sell on, if he can't he just brings them back to the place.

  • @Sigh95
    @Sigh95 8 дней назад +1

    “How many people does it sit?”
    “Depends how big you are”
    I love how “matter-of-fact” he can be

  • @gerhitchman
    @gerhitchman 11 лет назад +2

    at 3:45 when Karl says "now back then I wasn't as wise as I am now", Karl cracks up right before Ricky and Steve do xD

  • @TheDeadRastaman
    @TheDeadRastaman 11 лет назад +24

    "Fuck-Wit" is one of the greatest things I've ever heard.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 6 лет назад +1

      Calling someone a fuck-wit is huge in the UK, it means having no wit or being stupid, similar to how we say "fuck-all" to mean nothing, at some point fuck must have been synonymous with zero or nothing here in the UK, because it's used a lot to mean no or nothing.
      "Did you get that promotion you hoped for?"
      "Did I fuck!" (no)
      "Did you fuck that girl last night?"
      "Did I fuck!" (again, no)

    • @DaniHMcV
      @DaniHMcV 6 лет назад

      I’ve heard that since I was old enough to understand it. It’s a big saying on the east cost of Canada. But then, we’re all British and Irish too.

    • @ckbs1
      @ckbs1 5 лет назад +1

      @@DaniHMcV same here in Aus

  • @nathanwright89
    @nathanwright89 7 лет назад +1

    I've got to say that I fully agree with Karl that a mattress is a piece of furniture. The OED defines furniture as 'The movable articles that are used to make a room or building suitable for living or working in'. A mattress would definitely constitute furniture by that definition.

  • @stephenp.harris5050
    @stephenp.harris5050 5 месяцев назад

    Snot in the jar gets me rolling on the floor every time 🤣 Gotta love British humor

  • @axelskull
    @axelskull 11 лет назад +4

    karl is right a bed without the mattress is just a bed frame

  • @deathspasm9
    @deathspasm9 8 лет назад +5

    they're furniture if you pop 'em up against a wall!

  • @nickelpwnage
    @nickelpwnage 7 лет назад +16

    "So i called my dad up"
    "Dad it's your fuckwit son again"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @RC-yd3hx
    @RC-yd3hx 7 лет назад +7

    Steve's laugh throughout this is the funniest part

  • @SFSylvester
    @SFSylvester 17 дней назад +1

    He's got a point, a bed is useless without a mattress.

  • @Shadywolf09
    @Shadywolf09 9 лет назад +13

    3:56 over and over

    • @ByteRoster
      @ByteRoster 9 лет назад +1

      +ᏰᏗşιℓ The fucking funniest!

  • @Kakitamitsul5r
    @Kakitamitsul5r 11 лет назад +3

    "Dad, it's your fuck-wit son again."

  • @alejandrovelasquez6017
    @alejandrovelasquez6017 6 лет назад +2

    The people who disliked this video were snot in a jar.

  • @arturomillan
    @arturomillan 8 лет назад +43

    I just realized. Is that a chinese homeless person?

    • @alvaroplol
      @alvaroplol 8 лет назад +2

      Was gonna comment thisxD

    • @ChimozuFu
      @ChimozuFu 6 лет назад +1

      Arturo Millán he was only about 12

  • @NakedTwoSeven
    @NakedTwoSeven 11 лет назад +1

    There's always a fucking queue at Stretford tip! Jams up the whole Road nearby all the way up to the motorway!

  • @aidanmillward2898
    @aidanmillward2898 11 лет назад +1

    He's from Manchester (North West). Ricky's from Reading (Just north of London) and Steve's from Bristol (West Country)

  • @davidcullum1764
    @davidcullum1764 11 лет назад

    I think you've summed him up perfectly.

  • @kingconnell
    @kingconnell 3 года назад +2

    "SOME SNOT IN A JAR"

  • @Pomodorosan
    @Pomodorosan 6 лет назад +12

    "We bought a sofa, we got a table"

  • @windibd
    @windibd 11 лет назад +1

    "Back then I wasn't as wise as I am now."

  • @redakdal
    @redakdal 6 лет назад +1

    the way karl describes it, the seller probably didnt know he wanted a full bed combo

  • @leemcqueen500
    @leemcqueen500 11 лет назад +23

    Steve: "Sorry he's driving around a mattress in his van. What is he a fucking serial killer":]

  • @dude8746
    @dude8746 11 лет назад +1

    Agreed. It is like Curb Your Enthusiasm without the underlying sanity/insanity issue. Karl is just supposed to be stupid, but occasionally his stories don't sound all that unreasonable (like this one).

  • @JulieAnnRacino
    @JulieAnnRacino 8 лет назад

    Now what might the video have with poverty or government? Well, the US local governments, now under budget stress, are charging more and more to remove items from private homes or rentals. And yes, must get it to the curb or the recycling stations. It's a big project for anyone, and requires more than an individual person. Cities now on recyclables (basic) and recyclables (advanced) which involve medications, lead, electronics, paints, and other items to be removed from the "recyclables" and "general landfills". Cities itself have management and workers, and have been asked to have their own designated "health and human services" coordinator (usually non-profit, involves transportation). And then, there is composting, and so forth. Julie Ann Racino 2016

  • @piplup2009
    @piplup2009 7 лет назад +2

    There's always a queue at the tip

  • @JohanStarDragon
    @JohanStarDragon 11 лет назад

    I'm with you there too. It's like advertising a hamburger but then you only get the bun, the condiment, lettuce, tomato, cheese, etc but no meat.

  • @NonsensicalSpudz
    @NonsensicalSpudz 7 лет назад +2

    8:29 and yeh thats true the tip there is always packed

  • @ethantheavant774
    @ethantheavant774 6 лет назад +10

    “I’m not a bed man I go to the bed man to get bed advice”

  • @majesticmadness4031
    @majesticmadness4031 8 лет назад +33

    Snot in a jar.

  • @tbestig4164
    @tbestig4164 6 лет назад +1

    All the humor in these things comes from Karl. The other two guys just toss insults and laugh at him, and occasionally they get him going on a topic of conversation.

  • @voetbal12
    @voetbal12 7 лет назад +3

    More of these I listen too the more I see Ricky and Steve as bullies, and Karl has some valid points but just gets picked on.

    • @Station9.75
      @Station9.75 7 лет назад

      they're doing it on purpose. That's where the comedy comes from.

    • @icebaby8112
      @icebaby8112 6 лет назад

      @@Station9.75. Yeah they helped him a lot to

    • @hublotkingcole683
      @hublotkingcole683 5 лет назад

      You're about 2 decades too late with your worry pal.

  • @jamieemm9767
    @jamieemm9767 6 лет назад +3

    3:08 all furniture is functional

  • @Makingnewnamesisdumb
    @Makingnewnamesisdumb 11 лет назад +2

    These podcasts would be way more listenable if Ricky toned his witch's cackle down a few turns.

  • @jameslangfordmadrid
    @jameslangfordmadrid 11 лет назад

    "Back then I wasn't as wise as I am now" Genius!

  • @jerryrice4659
    @jerryrice4659 11 лет назад

    What kind of accent does Karl have? I love it...it's part of what makes his stories so great.

  • @SWIFTzTrigger
    @SWIFTzTrigger 8 лет назад +135

    I have no idea how Karl doesn't quitely dislike these guys, constantly being ridiculed and laughed at. Must suck. After a week or so of watching these I'm getting somewhat tired of them berating him I can only imagine how bad he feels.

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 8 лет назад +115

      like he says quite often.. he's a grown man, and he's made quite a lot of money from it

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 8 лет назад +45

      SWIFTzTrigger would you be willing to be berated constantly for a few million dollars? I think that most people would.

    • @ElyParrot
      @ElyParrot 7 лет назад +57

      Definately. Some of the stuff that they rag on him about is in Karl's favor, but a lot of the stuff he says really is painfully dumb. Some of the stuff i can agree with, like having a machine that has the doctor feel the way the patient feels so he can get a better understanding of the sympotms of a specific illness. I however cannot agree with his idea that recycling is too much work, or that having newborn babies come out of our bodies after we die would be a good solution for overpopulation.

    • @jwildy2428
      @jwildy2428 7 лет назад +13

      Bet you have a right laugh with your mates. Fuck

    • @Hazztech
      @Hazztech 7 лет назад +3

      the issue with your statement is that he deserves to feel bad, because he's a *Fucking idiot*

  • @faustyman37
    @faustyman37 11 лет назад +1

    i love the show i think the only annoying bit is i can tell Ricky understands Karls points or at least the basic gist of what hes sayin, but will jump on the opportunity to give him shit for improperly explaining it instead of just helping him with his wording, not everyones blessed with higher education, actually karls pretty fuckin smart for having a daft vernacular

  • @alexanderbreschi90
    @alexanderbreschi90 5 лет назад +1

    I mean he’s not wrong , it had to come up at the store

  • @lalakers1984
    @lalakers1984 4 года назад +1

    Arggh I didn't think of this!

  • @suddenrushsarge
    @suddenrushsarge 11 лет назад +5

    The performer "Ricky Gervais" is much different that the person "Ricky Gervais."

    • @DaniHMcV
      @DaniHMcV 6 лет назад +1

      Dewey Ricky Gervais the person is a fucking asshole who cheers when someone gets killed by wildlife because he is so fucked up by preservation. I think killing togets and elephants is just evil too but I think anyone who makes a joyful Twitter post about it and then has his legion of just-as-fucked-up animal rightists reply with cheers, happiness and “he deserved it”s (thousands and thousands of people) is a piece of shit human.

    • @philbecker4676
      @philbecker4676 3 года назад

      @@DaniHMcV Loser.

  • @moved9134
    @moved9134 9 лет назад

    funny thing is, theres just a blue sofa thats been dumped outside some garages near my flat

  • @JamesDel
    @JamesDel 11 лет назад +2

    "what was he, a snot in a jar?" hahaha :)

  • @JJMac-tl3xg
    @JJMac-tl3xg 11 лет назад

    Amazing clip!

  • @burnsyboyy7534
    @burnsyboyy7534 9 лет назад +2

    7:26 Ricky: Hang On?? Why didn't you smell it haha.

  • @mmalovr57
    @mmalovr57 7 лет назад +5

    Ricky's laugh 😂😂

  • @suzbone
    @suzbone 11 лет назад +1

    Yup. People purchase beds so infrequently, it's easy for them to forget about the mattress. If you worked in a furniture store you'd see this situation EVERY DAY... any halfway-decent salesperson would know to bring the subject up.
    Karl's stupidity is that he thinks a bedframe should automatically come with a mattress, when the problem is that the salesperson should have asked him if he needed one.
    I hope Suzanne made him launder the sheets after they'd been on that nasty mattress...

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk Месяц назад

    I'm with Karl on this one, someone who works in sales in a bed shop should at least mention a mattress to someone buying a bed. If they don't, they aren't very good at sales.

  • @DisturbedAidan2
    @DisturbedAidan2 9 лет назад +8

    Why didn't he just return it to Alf?

    • @Station9.75
      @Station9.75 7 лет назад +2

      DisturbedAidan2 - because Alf isn't Argos.

  • @robinwhitcomb1689
    @robinwhitcomb1689 6 лет назад +3

    Clive Warren.

  • @dontnormally
    @dontnormally 11 лет назад

    That is his whole "schtick", yes. (:

  • @Me-zo8yc
    @Me-zo8yc 7 лет назад +6

    2:07 LMFAO

  • @tedstrikertwa800
    @tedstrikertwa800 Год назад

    Some of the best moments on this show is when Karl is annoyed.

  • @dokidoki777
    @dokidoki777 6 лет назад +8

    Karl Pinkleton is actually pretty smart compared to the other two baffoons.

  • @MISTERBABAD00K
    @MISTERBABAD00K 11 лет назад +1

    My friends and I have theorized that he might be too intelligent to communicate with regular people...either way, he is a laugh riot.

  • @CBAnimator
    @CBAnimator 11 лет назад

    I agree with all of you. Mattress = furniture.

  • @dreamrecaller
    @dreamrecaller 10 лет назад +10

    He didn't notice the mattress hahaahah

  • @mcn625
    @mcn625 11 лет назад

    I love Ricky's cackle

  • @eriin87
    @eriin87 11 лет назад

    He told the story to make them laugh. That was the intention there.

  • @tizzukka
    @tizzukka 6 лет назад

    They took Karl's new sofa!

  • @kevandre
    @kevandre 7 лет назад

    See, I bought a bed once and it was the whole thing. Karl is right... again

  • @_Super_Hans_
    @_Super_Hans_ 6 лет назад +1

    Of course a mattress is furniture

  • @TheShouldoos
    @TheShouldoos 11 лет назад

    Funny thing is when you go to a furniture store *gasp* there are beds there. So Karl's right.