Karl Pilkington's Funniest Theories | Compilation, Part One

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  • @Jay-xp5xp
    @Jay-xp5xp 3 года назад +339

    No ads. Nice one matey

    • @euanscotland
      @euanscotland 2 года назад +14

      Paying the 12 quid to RUclips is money well spent.

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 2 года назад +3

      @@euanscotland TRUE!

    • @monkeyslovewand
      @monkeyslovewand 2 года назад +8

      @@Sprite_525 well I haven't paid the £12... I'll let you both know how it goes?

    • @popplestonejames6612
      @popplestonejames6612 Год назад

      @@euanscotland uugu9ugu8uguug9g890y890 y898gyg8uygug8ugu868guuuug

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 Год назад

      @@euanscotland Google sends its thanks.

  • @tomedwards6273
    @tomedwards6273 12 дней назад +2

    The little giggle and 'wtf' from Ricky when Karl explains he didn't think of putting his leg back down after kicking his height gets me passing myself everytime

  • @SuperLisalis
    @SuperLisalis 3 года назад +79

    How dull life would be without Karl...
    Lockdown laughter~
    essential listening.

  • @kaysaysso
    @kaysaysso Год назад +22

    Ricky Gervais’ laugh is so contagious 🤣

    • @tee1up785
      @tee1up785 3 месяца назад +1

      Or annoying.

  • @PedloProductions
    @PedloProductions 3 года назад +92

    “That’s the most stupid thing you’ve ever said!”
    “Yeah well listen to this then”
    LMAO

  • @jonathangale9476
    @jonathangale9476 2 месяца назад +1

    "If the flat's a mess, it's a mess twice" 😂

  • @DrCommaBarber
    @DrCommaBarber 3 года назад +90

    I about wrecked laughing so hard at the bit about Karl trying to see through his eyelids.

    • @mikaelsongameofwar2360
      @mikaelsongameofwar2360 3 года назад +5

      Nearly died😂

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 года назад +2

      Instead of focusing with his mind, the tool tried to focus with his eyes, through his eyelids!!
      There's stupid, then there's Karl Pillockton 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @ITILII
      @ITILII Год назад +2

      Karl Pilkington: not only can see even with his eyes closed...weird innit ? He's the Poet Laureate of England and President of Society ! And no more 'avin' a go at Karl, slaggin' him off....sick of it !!!

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 Год назад

      😭😭😭

  • @RighteousBrother
    @RighteousBrother 2 года назад +56

    "Go back to Sheila's you can slag me off if you want, because you're not coming back here, fuck off!!" I love how wound up Karl gets in a completely imaginary scenario! 😂😂😂

    • @evacromwell236
      @evacromwell236 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 Год назад +3

      I hired Bob and Sheila after they left KP Plumbing. They were worthless.

  • @irlandy6200
    @irlandy6200 3 года назад +71

    My favorite clips to watch of Karl is the blooper reel from when he acted in Derek with Ricky. If anyone hasn’t seen Derek your in for a treat! Especially the Mr T scene when Karl gives the magpie daughter a piece of his mind! He’s a great actor and doesn’t even know it! He uses real emotion without even realising how gifted he is. Also love how the program can make you cry with laughter and sadness, pity and empathy is amazing and probably one of the most underrated shows out there !

    • @dkhemmen
      @dkhemmen 3 года назад +6

      Oh man Derek is my absolute favourite. I liked it even better than After Life, which was great in its own right.

    • @dylangrove4888
      @dylangrove4888 2 года назад

      @@dkhemmen fd8₩9*

    • @MeMyselfandI20
      @MeMyselfandI20 2 года назад +2

      💯 couldn’t agree more with this! Derek is a masterpiece.

    • @Thatawkwardmomentful
      @Thatawkwardmomentful 2 года назад +3

      It really was , i miss Derek so much wish they would maybe do Christmas special or something like that ? 😔🙏

    • @yellowduckiee8966
      @yellowduckiee8966 Год назад

      He hated acting and we can tell. He can only play an angry character to base the acting on something because he struggled without having something to be actually angry at 🤣 loved Derek but wasn't Karl's best. An idiot abroad comes wayyy above Derek for entertainment

  • @lorbliccy6827
    @lorbliccy6827 3 года назад +64

    Karl pilkington is the best human being on the planet 💙💪🏻

    • @eamomurray2526
      @eamomurray2526 2 года назад +3

      I’ll go one further… Karl is the best living organism in the whole solar system 💙💪

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 года назад +2

      @@eamomurray2526
      Replace the word "best" with "thickest" and you would have a very accurate description of Pilko!
      😆

    • @cazcarr2002
      @cazcarr2002 2 года назад

      @@eamomurray2526 .. ..

  • @Klara_Ahmed
    @Klara_Ahmed 4 месяца назад +2

    Thank you for posting x

  • @joewright9879
    @joewright9879 3 года назад +40

    20:40 “I’ve never been that lost.”
    The fact that he got lost in a field of nettles while he was walking and reading a book. Karl kills.

  • @chrissnyder3430
    @chrissnyder3430 2 года назад +26

    Omg. I'm so glad I found these. I know I'm going to laugh for a wee bit and forget me problems for a tic. I'm so stressed most of the day and this is sweet release!

    • @dovesfan1
      @dovesfan1 Год назад +3

      Go see a professional leg rubber

    • @daescap9239
      @daescap9239 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 Год назад +2

      @Chris Snyder perhaps, and I hope I’m wrong about this, but just perhaps they outside of your body is longer than the insides.

  • @RichiCarterMusic
    @RichiCarterMusic 2 года назад +9

    Black screen. No ads. Great quality. Awesome compilations. Subscribed. Night all

  • @YRWB98
    @YRWB98 3 года назад +6

    When karl paused for a while when stephen asked him about his artistic expression and answered with whistle😂😂😂😂

  • @rubyaustin1932
    @rubyaustin1932 9 месяцев назад +1

    I absolutely love this show it give me the giggles so much

  • @mattyd5932
    @mattyd5932 3 года назад +10

    Even my mum and dad don't remember me hahaha that's funny

  • @balajimahe
    @balajimahe 3 года назад +21

    Most of the Karl-Steve-Ricky content I listen on various channels are ones that I’ve already heard at least once. This one was fresh and extremely funny - especially the one where Karl tries to see his toes with his eyes closed. :-D

    • @VivalaryMan
      @VivalaryMan 3 года назад +5

      This statement doesn't add up, infact these cuts are so common these are actually from the tv programme I'm sure.

    • @mortechrome
      @mortechrome 2 года назад

      @@VivalaryMan Yes, they are. There are clips with the original animations from TV available.

  • @sarahcotton-vb3de
    @sarahcotton-vb3de 2 года назад +36

    Came here for Karl's rambles, Ricky's laugh, and Steve's witty one liners

    • @j-b-l8147
      @j-b-l8147 Год назад +3

      Came here because it's just funny to hear Wheatley and Ricky Gervais in a podcast.

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 Год назад +3

      @@j-b-l8147 And don't forget P. I. Staker from Hot Fuzz.

    • @chrisshaw9836
      @chrisshaw9836 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@iim4xii129did they ever find the Swan?

  • @fellow-winner6560
    @fellow-winner6560 3 года назад +3

    You guys are awesome!

  • @dannybroad677
    @dannybroad677 3 года назад +2

    My first memory is having my eyes glued together. Lmao

  • @bowlofnuggets
    @bowlofnuggets 3 года назад +6

    nice compilation thanks

  • @inggrisvlogs9308
    @inggrisvlogs9308 3 года назад +2

    Ace collection cheers mate

  • @pilkoid5187
    @pilkoid5187 2 года назад

    I love Karl he is so funny. I need more on my site. keep up good work :)

  • @veronica3986
    @veronica3986 Год назад +1

    Trying to see through your eyelids
    Classic one of my favourites, along with my mam & dad don't remember me then 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thewatcher4718
    @thewatcher4718 2 года назад

    Great ,keeps me laughing all day .

  • @jck999
    @jck999 3 года назад +6

    these always give me a laugh 😂

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 3 года назад +11

    ‘I was using my eyes even though I had them shut’ 😂😂😂

  • @sibusisontshalintshali5610
    @sibusisontshalintshali5610 3 года назад +5

    Karl for President 🤣✊🏾

    • @olivermateee547
      @olivermateee547 2 года назад

      His simplicity and honesty would actually be refreshing

  • @franklandsman3436
    @franklandsman3436 Год назад +1

    I must admit I had to pause this brilliant comedy video at 12:12 to wipe the tears of laughter off my face.

  • @123salt
    @123salt 3 года назад +9

    Ahh, new comps for my sleepy time videos. Thanks for these mate

    • @PilkyPodcasts
      @PilkyPodcasts  3 года назад +4

      No problem, Salt! If you're enjoying them, be sure to like, share and subscribe if you haven't yet!

    • @poobz3733
      @poobz3733 2 года назад

      @@PilkyPodcasts love the show

  • @creamy666
    @creamy666 3 года назад +4

    A listen to this every day n it still funny as fuck

  • @chewwyc
    @chewwyc Год назад +3

    Back watching this for like the hundredth time lol there’s times after Karl’s talkin ricky n Steve automatically say karls wrong when they’re clueless about the same thing n explain it wrongly 🤣

  • @lockstockandtwosmoke
    @lockstockandtwosmoke 2 года назад

    Steven would be well happy that had me 🤣

  • @andrewinwood6220
    @andrewinwood6220 Год назад +2

    Just fuckin brilliant. You three just massively click. Superb lads...

  • @click8708
    @click8708 2 года назад +1

    That's a hell of an ending lol

  • @JakeWilliams283
    @JakeWilliams283 2 года назад +2

    Ricky’s reactions are over the top in the podcasts

    • @yourmum5895
      @yourmum5895 Год назад

      All podcasts have fake laughter. All of them.

  • @MUSIC4TRUTH....
    @MUSIC4TRUTH.... 3 года назад +11

    Karls tolerance of the other two is what makes this work, i think most people would either walk out or knock them out.

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 3 года назад

      Right? Sock full of brass for the other two.

    • @MUSIC4TRUTH....
      @MUSIC4TRUTH.... 3 года назад +4

      @@joewright9879 they are good in their own right, but they obviously started out trying to bully Karl.

    • @olivermateee547
      @olivermateee547 2 года назад +1

      Totally wrong but I understand why you might think it's like that.

    • @MUSIC4TRUTH....
      @MUSIC4TRUTH.... 2 года назад +3

      @@olivermateee547 well its bullying really isn't it, Karl just lets them get on with it and sometimes dishes out himself imo

    • @olivermateee547
      @olivermateee547 2 года назад +3

      @@MUSIC4TRUTH.... Not at all mate, they made his career and actually are friends in real life. Stop being ridiculous

  • @lucillamori2905
    @lucillamori2905 Год назад

    Again.
    Monuments for Those Heroes 💗

  • @martindarcy8399
    @martindarcy8399 2 года назад +15

    I feel sorry for karl, they laugh at him but everything he says at least once weve thought about it just his thought processes are a bit strange but into context i completely understand his theories

    • @olivermateee547
      @olivermateee547 2 года назад +9

      Very true, but don't feel sorry for him, Karl knows it's all jokes and it's all just entertainment.

    • @rensb9214
      @rensb9214 Год назад +3

      I have never thought about having a baby grow inside an old woman so that when she dies a baby gets born, so her life continues. Maybe that’s just me

  • @mrbiker1294
    @mrbiker1294 Год назад

    The background noices 😂😂

  • @PROUDCANADIANGIRL
    @PROUDCANADIANGIRL 10 месяцев назад

    Thanks for no ads mate

  • @lornabrand3477
    @lornabrand3477 Год назад

    Brilliant lads

  • @mundaneman1811
    @mundaneman1811 3 года назад +6

    ‘Even me mam & dad cant remember me back then’ 😂

  • @jackg2630
    @jackg2630 2 месяца назад

    « When kicked high I was so chuffed that I got it that high that I didn’t think to put it back down again »
    That is legitimately one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life

  • @Nebs1
    @Nebs1 3 года назад +4

    Can’t wait for my appointment with the professional back rubber in a few weeks

  • @jimmyrustler8983
    @jimmyrustler8983 3 года назад +3

    "Professional leg rubber."

  • @gillymac9363
    @gillymac9363 2 года назад +8

    I agree with Karl I can't be doin with pretentious art critics.
    "Oh I think he was trying to portray.." Naw. Half of them were off their tits while painting.

  • @MeMyselfandI20
    @MeMyselfandI20 2 года назад +1

    ‘Thoughts , Karl? ‘ you know somethings about to go off after those words.

  • @paulcunnane4
    @paulcunnane4 Год назад +3

    Karl has to know how incredibly funny he is, no?

  • @Taylor-dt2wd
    @Taylor-dt2wd 2 года назад +2

    “Id just get in the tank”

  • @danielhobgen6146
    @danielhobgen6146 3 года назад +3

    1:10:21 Karl's Munchie method.

  • @travisranta3445
    @travisranta3445 2 года назад +2

    Omg I never expect the kick me height and I lose my damn mind every time. Might be the funniest phrase in existence.

  • @travisranta3445
    @travisranta3445 2 года назад +1

    My eyes were closed but I was still using them.

  • @lornabrand3477
    @lornabrand3477 Год назад

    Paranoid blood lol ha ha and I have never laughed so much in my life

  • @buffetslayer1533
    @buffetslayer1533 3 года назад +14

    Karl's only friend on holiday was a calculator 😂😂😂

  • @geonosisstarchild9636
    @geonosisstarchild9636 3 года назад +3

    😴😂 went to sleep listening to Karl and just awoke this morning to their convo about the problem hole and Ricky exclaiming about Karl "he's got a gene, a ball and a hole! No wonder there's no f***ing room for a brain!!" 😂😂😂

  • @brucewayne2184
    @brucewayne2184 3 года назад +1

    21:21 ever seen the tarot card "the fool?"

  • @hankochai
    @hankochai 2 года назад

    “I was strainin’ ‘em”

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 3 года назад +16

    I love that Karl gets annoyed that modern medicine allows people to live longer. 😄

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, I wonder if he will refuse them in later life, if he needs them🤔

  • @dsaipha
    @dsaipha 2 года назад +1

    I kicked me height a few years ago... pulled my hamstring and was out of action for 6 months.

  • @combswayway1010
    @combswayway1010 Год назад

    I eat a beatle because I thought it was licorice 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @paulcunnane4
    @paulcunnane4 Год назад +1

    Nothing will ever be so entertaining again. What do we do now?

  • @andybibby4462
    @andybibby4462 2 года назад +2

    Remember people, only professional leg-rubbers have towels, don’t accept second best! 😇😌

  • @robertapascal6962
    @robertapascal6962 2 года назад +2

    Kicked me height.

  • @cas_tiger_sub4-glitches
    @cas_tiger_sub4-glitches Год назад +1

    I've got towels too if anyone wants rubbing.....

  • @ps-wb4yl
    @ps-wb4yl Год назад +1

    He's 33? Tough paper round?😂

  • @christinemetcalf769
    @christinemetcalf769 2 года назад

    You can get fish and chips and all 🤣🤣

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 Год назад +1

    I guess Ricky doesn't understand the concept of visualization. That sounds like what Karl was describing.

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka903 2 года назад +1

    “If you want to do a serious point, don’t do animals” oh lord please don’t let him see fritz the cat or bojack horseman haha I wish he had a reaction channel so we could see what he thinks of everything nowadays

  • @iMertin90
    @iMertin90 3 года назад +7

    play a record

  • @TubeYouGuy
    @TubeYouGuy 3 года назад +1

    The doctor had towels. Good enough for me!

  • @NosferatuTheRed
    @NosferatuTheRed Год назад

    I wonder if hes had that boiler sorted yet

  • @RussianLizard94
    @RussianLizard94 Год назад +1

    I'm with him on the mirrors, me and girlfriend have mirrored wardrobes in front of our bed, we find ourselves talking to each other through the mirror when we're in bed

  • @thelolmaster1997
    @thelolmaster1997 Год назад

    33:13 Karl 😅

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 Год назад +1

    That laugh is put on Big Time To Look Good

  • @roberthayes9842
    @roberthayes9842 3 года назад +7

    Steve loves encouraging Karl but that knob Ricky just takes over, has to be the centre of attention when the real star is Karl

  • @thepontiacbandit7874
    @thepontiacbandit7874 3 года назад +3

    Karl would probably explode if he knew how many medicines, etc that he takes that have already been tested on mice! 🐭
    Their brain chemistry is much closer to ours.

  • @Ryan-zf2ws
    @Ryan-zf2ws Год назад

    New dream that would top everything: Karl debates a flat earther.

  • @bravoactual2423
    @bravoactual2423 2 года назад

    No ads???

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 Год назад +1

    Karl has a point about the pain that you feel with kidney stones and leg injuries. Rick needs to zip it. He just sounds rude. Pain is pain, and shouldn't be ridiculed.

  • @jamesguffogg7119
    @jamesguffogg7119 2 года назад

    Slip another disc, manc fuk wit🤦‍♂️🚬

  • @NonConsensual
    @NonConsensual 2 года назад +1

    Many years later Carl is still knocking about with a calculator and a brick

  • @shane4362
    @shane4362 3 года назад

    8:15

  • @courtneycahoon9789
    @courtneycahoon9789 Год назад +4

    No way they remember being 2 or 3 ffs I can't remember anything under 7 I'm 33

  • @sha8342
    @sha8342 8 месяцев назад +1

    I don’t know which is more pathetic.
    Karl’s boring life or my listening to it. 🤷‍♀️😂

  • @Cozy.Mood.B
    @Cozy.Mood.B Год назад

    🤣

  • @Reddoguk
    @Reddoguk Год назад

    Its called REM

  • @jimbobelvis3295
    @jimbobelvis3295 Год назад

    His one munchie would be his last munchie

  • @charlotteharrison6284
    @charlotteharrison6284 2 года назад +1

    Night boys sleep well

  • @turtleanton6539
    @turtleanton6539 4 дня назад

    Ooh

  • @laurataylor4945
    @laurataylor4945 Год назад

    39:40

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 Год назад +1

    The laughing over the calculator was just annoying. I wanted to hear Karl's story, but couldn't because the two took over the conversation with their stupid loud laughter.

  • @turtleanton6539
    @turtleanton6539 4 дня назад

    😮

  • @mattsnap3986
    @mattsnap3986 3 года назад +2

    Kerspunk.

    • @gillymac9363
      @gillymac9363 2 года назад +2

      Mouth trap.
      Hungry hungry hom.. I'll stop lol

  • @TheOnlyBexon
    @TheOnlyBexon 2 года назад +1

    Its honestly annoying listening to this with the sound effects from the show

  • @gavinbeckley4889
    @gavinbeckley4889 Год назад +1

    Maybe it's just me but I'm coming to the realisation that without karl, Ricky would have no material and he would sound like he does on these podcasts. A petulant bully of a child who never got told not to pull the wings off butterflies.
    Banter is the word bullies use when then know they are up against someone with more Intellect and heart in their little toe than the bully has in its entirety.
    You are the preeminent philosopher of our time call so please do these talks alone and not with energy vampires making your beautiful questioning of the world more about them and there dark vibrations.
    My love and light, eternally karl xx

  • @CJW_Wales
    @CJW_Wales Год назад

    * Naar%-£%%

  • @davidneal9368
    @davidneal9368 Год назад

    Black screen waste of time posting. Waste of money paying U-tube. If I want to see blank screen I put the radio on

    • @wakingwild8884
      @wakingwild8884 Год назад

      Waste of time commenting on this. I'd wager no one cares, except you and a handful of misery guts . It's audio only as are many videos on RUclips, only some are accompanied by a still image.

    • @chillywilly9058
      @chillywilly9058 Год назад

      Easier still just close your eyes.

  • @WolfColaUK
    @WolfColaUK Год назад

    I'd rather be a blind mouse.