Karl Pilkington's Funniest Theories | Compilation, Part One

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @Jay-xp5xp
    @Jay-xp5xp 4 года назад +397

    No ads. Nice one matey

    • @euanscotland
      @euanscotland 2 года назад +23

      Paying the 12 quid to RUclips is money well spent.

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 2 года назад +7

      @@euanscotland TRUE!

    • @monkeyslovewand
      @monkeyslovewand 2 года назад +16

      @@Sprite_525 well I haven't paid the £12... I'll let you both know how it goes?

    • @popplestonejames6612
      @popplestonejames6612 2 года назад

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    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 2 года назад +1

      @@euanscotland Google sends its thanks.

  • @RichiJamesMusic
    @RichiJamesMusic 2 года назад +42

    Black screen. No ads. Great quality. Awesome compilations. Subscribed. Night all

  • @SuperLisalis
    @SuperLisalis 4 года назад +92

    How dull life would be without Karl...
    Lockdown laughter~
    essential listening.

  • @Klara_Ahmed
    @Klara_Ahmed Год назад +6

    Thank you for posting x

  • @PedloProductions
    @PedloProductions 4 года назад +109

    “That’s the most stupid thing you’ve ever said!”
    “Yeah well listen to this then”
    LMAO

  • @chrissnyder3430
    @chrissnyder3430 2 года назад +33

    Omg. I'm so glad I found these. I know I'm going to laugh for a wee bit and forget me problems for a tic. I'm so stressed most of the day and this is sweet release!

    • @dovesfan1
      @dovesfan1 2 года назад +6

      Go see a professional leg rubber

    • @daescap9239
      @daescap9239 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 2 года назад +3

      @Chris Snyder perhaps, and I hope I’m wrong about this, but just perhaps they outside of your body is longer than the insides.

  • @joewright9879
    @joewright9879 3 года назад +44

    20:40 “I’ve never been that lost.”
    The fact that he got lost in a field of nettles while he was walking and reading a book. Karl kills.

  • @irlandy6200
    @irlandy6200 4 года назад +76

    My favorite clips to watch of Karl is the blooper reel from when he acted in Derek with Ricky. If anyone hasn’t seen Derek your in for a treat! Especially the Mr T scene when Karl gives the magpie daughter a piece of his mind! He’s a great actor and doesn’t even know it! He uses real emotion without even realising how gifted he is. Also love how the program can make you cry with laughter and sadness, pity and empathy is amazing and probably one of the most underrated shows out there !

    • @dkhemmen
      @dkhemmen 3 года назад +6

      Oh man Derek is my absolute favourite. I liked it even better than After Life, which was great in its own right.

    • @dylangrove4888
      @dylangrove4888 3 года назад

      @@dkhemmen fd8₩9*

    • @MeMyselfandI20
      @MeMyselfandI20 3 года назад +2

      💯 couldn’t agree more with this! Derek is a masterpiece.

    • @Steven_McCrae
      @Steven_McCrae 2 года назад +3

      It really was , i miss Derek so much wish they would maybe do Christmas special or something like that ? 😔🙏

    • @yellowduckiee8966
      @yellowduckiee8966 2 года назад

      He hated acting and we can tell. He can only play an angry character to base the acting on something because he struggled without having something to be actually angry at 🤣 loved Derek but wasn't Karl's best. An idiot abroad comes wayyy above Derek for entertainment

  • @lorbliccy6827
    @lorbliccy6827 4 года назад +66

    Karl pilkington is the best human being on the planet 💙💪🏻

    • @eamomurray2526
      @eamomurray2526 3 года назад +3

      I’ll go one further… Karl is the best living organism in the whole solar system 💙💪

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 года назад +2

      @@eamomurray2526
      Replace the word "best" with "thickest" and you would have a very accurate description of Pilko!
      😆

    • @cazcarr2002
      @cazcarr2002 2 года назад

      @@eamomurray2526 .. ..

  • @DrCommaBarber
    @DrCommaBarber 4 года назад +100

    I about wrecked laughing so hard at the bit about Karl trying to see through his eyelids.

    • @mikaelsongameofwar2360
      @mikaelsongameofwar2360 3 года назад +5

      Nearly died😂

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 года назад +2

      Instead of focusing with his mind, the tool tried to focus with his eyes, through his eyelids!!
      There's stupid, then there's Karl Pillockton 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @ITILII
      @ITILII 2 года назад +2

      Karl Pilkington: not only can see even with his eyes closed...weird innit ? He's the Poet Laureate of England and President of Society ! And no more 'avin' a go at Karl, slaggin' him off....sick of it !!!

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 года назад

      😭😭😭

  • @RighteousBrother
    @RighteousBrother 2 года назад +71

    "Go back to Sheila's you can slag me off if you want, because you're not coming back here, fuck off!!" I love how wound up Karl gets in a completely imaginary scenario! 😂😂😂

    • @evacromwell236
      @evacromwell236 2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 Год назад +4

      I hired Bob and Sheila after they left KP Plumbing. They were worthless.

  • @jonathangale9476
    @jonathangale9476 10 месяцев назад +12

    "If the flat's a mess, it's a mess twice" 😂

  • @balajimahe
    @balajimahe 4 года назад +25

    Most of the Karl-Steve-Ricky content I listen on various channels are ones that I’ve already heard at least once. This one was fresh and extremely funny - especially the one where Karl tries to see his toes with his eyes closed. :-D

    • @VivalaryMan
      @VivalaryMan 3 года назад +6

      This statement doesn't add up, infact these cuts are so common these are actually from the tv programme I'm sure.

    • @mortechrome
      @mortechrome 3 года назад

      @@VivalaryMan Yes, they are. There are clips with the original animations from TV available.

  • @kayshascorner
    @kayshascorner 2 года назад +29

    Ricky Gervais’ laugh is so contagious 🤣

    • @tee1up785
      @tee1up785 11 месяцев назад +5

      Or annoying.

  • @franklandsman3436
    @franklandsman3436 Год назад +2

    I must admit I had to pause this brilliant comedy video at 12:12 to wipe the tears of laughter off my face.

  • @123salt
    @123salt 4 года назад +10

    Ahh, new comps for my sleepy time videos. Thanks for these mate

    • @PilkyPodcasts
      @PilkyPodcasts  4 года назад +4

      No problem, Salt! If you're enjoying them, be sure to like, share and subscribe if you haven't yet!

    • @poobz3733
      @poobz3733 3 года назад

      @@PilkyPodcasts love the show

  • @sarahcotton-vb3de
    @sarahcotton-vb3de 2 года назад +40

    Came here for Karl's rambles, Ricky's laugh, and Steve's witty one liners

    • @j-b-l8147
      @j-b-l8147 2 года назад +3

      Came here because it's just funny to hear Wheatley and Ricky Gervais in a podcast.

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 Год назад +3

      @@j-b-l8147 And don't forget P. I. Staker from Hot Fuzz.

    • @chrisshaw9836
      @chrisshaw9836 Год назад

      ​@@iim4xii129did they ever find the Swan?

  • @YRWB98
    @YRWB98 3 года назад +6

    When karl paused for a while when stephen asked him about his artistic expression and answered with whistle😂😂😂😂

  • @bowlofnuggets
    @bowlofnuggets 4 года назад +6

    nice compilation thanks

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 3 года назад +13

    ‘I was using my eyes even though I had them shut’ 😂😂😂

  • @tomedwards6273
    @tomedwards6273 7 месяцев назад +2

    The little giggle and 'wtf' from Ricky when Karl explains he didn't think of putting his leg back down after kicking his height gets me passing myself everytime

  • @fellow-winner6560
    @fellow-winner6560 4 года назад +3

    You guys are awesome!

  • @Justcanadianjanjan
    @Justcanadianjanjan Год назад

    Thanks for no ads mate

  • @mattyd5932
    @mattyd5932 3 года назад +12

    Even my mum and dad don't remember me hahaha that's funny

  • @sibusisontshalintshali5610
    @sibusisontshalintshali5610 3 года назад +5

    Karl for President 🤣✊🏾

    • @olivermateee547
      @olivermateee547 2 года назад

      His simplicity and honesty would actually be refreshing

  • @veronica3986
    @veronica3986 Год назад +1

    Trying to see through your eyelids
    Classic one of my favourites, along with my mam & dad don't remember me then 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pilkoid5187
    @pilkoid5187 2 года назад

    I love Karl he is so funny. I need more on my site. keep up good work :)

  • @jackg2630
    @jackg2630 9 месяцев назад +1

    « When kicked high I was so chuffed that I got it that high that I didn’t think to put it back down again »
    That is legitimately one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life

    • @warshipsatin8764
      @warshipsatin8764 7 месяцев назад

      just him saying "i kicked me height" with absolutely zero context almost kills me

  • @andrewinwood6220
    @andrewinwood6220 Год назад +2

    Just fuckin brilliant. You three just massively click. Superb lads...

  • @mundaneman1811
    @mundaneman1811 3 года назад +8

    ‘Even me mam & dad cant remember me back then’ 😂

  • @rubyaustin1932
    @rubyaustin1932 Год назад +1

    I absolutely love this show it give me the giggles so much

  • @geordieal9187
    @geordieal9187 2 месяца назад

    The mirrored wall in the flat was hilarious “Stephen Hawking would be well happy”…😂

  • @inggrisvlogs9308
    @inggrisvlogs9308 4 года назад +2

    Ace collection cheers mate

  • @dannybroad677
    @dannybroad677 3 года назад +2

    My first memory is having my eyes glued together. Lmao

  • @chewwyc
    @chewwyc 2 года назад +3

    Back watching this for like the hundredth time lol there’s times after Karl’s talkin ricky n Steve automatically say karls wrong when they’re clueless about the same thing n explain it wrongly 🤣

  • @martindarcy8399
    @martindarcy8399 3 года назад +15

    I feel sorry for karl, they laugh at him but everything he says at least once weve thought about it just his thought processes are a bit strange but into context i completely understand his theories

    • @olivermateee547
      @olivermateee547 2 года назад +8

      Very true, but don't feel sorry for him, Karl knows it's all jokes and it's all just entertainment.

    • @rensb9214
      @rensb9214 Год назад +3

      I have never thought about having a baby grow inside an old woman so that when she dies a baby gets born, so her life continues. Maybe that’s just me

  • @jck999
    @jck999 4 года назад +6

    these always give me a laugh 😂

  • @paulcunnane4
    @paulcunnane4 2 года назад +3

    Karl has to know how incredibly funny he is, no?

  • @Nebs1
    @Nebs1 4 года назад +5

    Can’t wait for my appointment with the professional back rubber in a few weeks

  • @thewatcher4718
    @thewatcher4718 2 года назад

    Great ,keeps me laughing all day .

  • @gillymac9363
    @gillymac9363 3 года назад +7

    I agree with Karl I can't be doin with pretentious art critics.
    "Oh I think he was trying to portray.." Naw. Half of them were off their tits while painting.

  • @buffetslayer1533
    @buffetslayer1533 4 года назад +15

    Karl's only friend on holiday was a calculator 😂😂😂

  • @MeMyselfandI20
    @MeMyselfandI20 3 года назад +1

    ‘Thoughts , Karl? ‘ you know somethings about to go off after those words.

  • @lucillamori2905
    @lucillamori2905 2 года назад

    Again.
    Monuments for Those Heroes 💗

  • @Lonesomezz
    @Lonesomezz 4 года назад +4

    A listen to this every day n it still funny as fuck

  • @lornabrand3477
    @lornabrand3477 2 года назад

    Brilliant lads

  • @danielhobgen6146
    @danielhobgen6146 4 года назад +3

    1:10:21 Karl's Munchie method.

  • @Markem1998
    @Markem1998 2 года назад

    The background noices 😂😂

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 4 года назад +16

    I love that Karl gets annoyed that modern medicine allows people to live longer. 😄

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, I wonder if he will refuse them in later life, if he needs them🤔

  • @geonosisstarchild9636
    @geonosisstarchild9636 3 года назад +3

    😴😂 went to sleep listening to Karl and just awoke this morning to their convo about the problem hole and Ricky exclaiming about Karl "he's got a gene, a ball and a hole! No wonder there's no f***ing room for a brain!!" 😂😂😂

  • @travisranta3445
    @travisranta3445 2 года назад +2

    Omg I never expect the kick me height and I lose my damn mind every time. Might be the funniest phrase in existence.

  • @roberthayes9842
    @roberthayes9842 3 года назад +7

    Steve loves encouraging Karl but that knob Ricky just takes over, has to be the centre of attention when the real star is Karl

  • @lockstockandtwosmoke
    @lockstockandtwosmoke 2 года назад

    Steven would be well happy that had me 🤣

  • @jimmyrustler8983
    @jimmyrustler8983 3 года назад +3

    "Professional leg rubber."

  • @brucewayne2184
    @brucewayne2184 4 года назад +1

    21:21 ever seen the tarot card "the fool?"

  • @travisranta3445
    @travisranta3445 2 года назад +1

    My eyes were closed but I was still using them.

  • @JakeWilliams283
    @JakeWilliams283 2 года назад +1

    Ricky’s reactions are over the top in the podcasts

    • @yourmum5895
      @yourmum5895 2 года назад

      All podcasts have fake laughter. All of them.

    • @inspiringmedia3716
      @inspiringmedia3716 4 месяца назад +1

      No he's just like that

    • @JakeWilliams283
      @JakeWilliams283 4 месяца назад

      @inspiringmedia3716 sometimes it's repeated stuff that karl has mentioned in the xfm shows so it's not the first time ricky has heard it but he reacts to it even more so than the first time which feels un authentic. I understand why they do it as they are catering to a potential new audience that haven't heard the xfm shows, just an observation.

  • @andybibby4462
    @andybibby4462 2 года назад +2

    Remember people, only professional leg-rubbers have towels, don’t accept second best! 😇😌

  • @Aerondighteternal
    @Aerondighteternal 3 года назад +2

    “Id just get in the tank”

  • @Serucipe
    @Serucipe 7 месяцев назад

    55:25 "I don't think you can count that as art. ... I think there's a difference between Beethoven and **whistling**"
    Says the guy who thinks a dead shark in a box is art, when in reality that is called a "specimen" and would be commonly found in an oceanic research laboratory.

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka903 2 года назад +1

    “If you want to do a serious point, don’t do animals” oh lord please don’t let him see fritz the cat or bojack horseman haha I wish he had a reaction channel so we could see what he thinks of everything nowadays

  • @lornabrand3477
    @lornabrand3477 2 года назад

    Paranoid blood lol ha ha and I have never laughed so much in my life

  • @ps-wb4yl
    @ps-wb4yl 2 года назад +2

    He's 33? Tough paper round?😂

  • @dsaipha
    @dsaipha 3 года назад +1

    I kicked me height a few years ago... pulled my hamstring and was out of action for 6 months.

  • @combswayway1010
    @combswayway1010 2 года назад

    I eat a beatle because I thought it was licorice 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @PaulMartin-qo8pk
    @PaulMartin-qo8pk 19 дней назад

    One chance just give them one chance 😂

  • @bravoactual2423
    @bravoactual2423 2 года назад

    No ads???

  • @GalacticGamingClips
    @GalacticGamingClips 18 дней назад

    Why did this guy stop posting

  • @hankochai
    @hankochai 2 года назад

    “I was strainin’ ‘em”

  • @paulcunnane4
    @paulcunnane4 2 года назад

    Nothing will ever be so entertaining again. What do we do now?

  • @robertapascal6962
    @robertapascal6962 2 года назад +2

    Kicked me height.

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 2 года назад +1

    Karl has a point about the pain that you feel with kidney stones and leg injuries. Rick needs to zip it. He just sounds rude. Pain is pain, and shouldn't be ridiculed.

  • @Ryan-zf2ws
    @Ryan-zf2ws 2 года назад

    New dream that would top everything: Karl debates a flat earther.

  • @RussianLizard94
    @RussianLizard94 2 года назад +1

    I'm with him on the mirrors, me and girlfriend have mirrored wardrobes in front of our bed, we find ourselves talking to each other through the mirror when we're in bed

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 2 года назад +1

    I guess Ricky doesn't understand the concept of visualization. That sounds like what Karl was describing.

  • @iMertin90
    @iMertin90 4 года назад +7

    play a record

  • @TubeYouGuy
    @TubeYouGuy 3 года назад +1

    The doctor had towels. Good enough for me!

  • @cas_tiger_glitcher
    @cas_tiger_glitcher 2 года назад +1

    I've got towels too if anyone wants rubbing.....

  • @christinemetcalf769
    @christinemetcalf769 3 года назад

    You can get fish and chips and all 🤣🤣

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 Год назад +1

    That laugh is put on Big Time To Look Good

  • @courtneycahoon9789
    @courtneycahoon9789 2 года назад +6

    No way they remember being 2 or 3 ffs I can't remember anything under 7 I'm 33

    • @maksimsk.2700
      @maksimsk.2700 2 месяца назад

      I feel you, mate!
      Also can't remember anything under 33 and I'm 36!

  • @thepontiacbandit7874
    @thepontiacbandit7874 4 года назад +3

    Karl would probably explode if he knew how many medicines, etc that he takes that have already been tested on mice! 🐭
    Their brain chemistry is much closer to ours.

  • @NonConsensual
    @NonConsensual 2 года назад +1

    Many years later Carl is still knocking about with a calculator and a brick

  • @thelolmaster1997
    @thelolmaster1997 2 года назад

    33:13 Karl 😅

  • @davidbroadbent854
    @davidbroadbent854 7 месяцев назад

    I’m not gonna big myself up

  • @jamesguffogg7119
    @jamesguffogg7119 3 года назад

    Slip another disc, manc fuk wit🤦‍♂️🚬

  • @charlotteharrison6284
    @charlotteharrison6284 2 года назад +1

    Night boys sleep well

  • @tgggdsghjjtthyyytt
    @tgggdsghjjtthyyytt 6 месяцев назад

    Cant believe he said he has 3 nippkes at 33.56

  • @jimbobelvis3295
    @jimbobelvis3295 Год назад

    His one munchie would be his last munchie

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 2 года назад +1

    The laughing over the calculator was just annoying. I wanted to hear Karl's story, but couldn't because the two took over the conversation with their stupid loud laughter.

  • @sha8342
    @sha8342 Год назад +1

    I don’t know which is more pathetic.
    Karl’s boring life or my listening to it. 🤷‍♀️😂

  • @Reddoguk
    @Reddoguk 2 года назад

    Its called REM

  • @shane4362
    @shane4362 4 года назад

    8:15

  • @laurataylor4945
    @laurataylor4945 2 года назад

    39:40

  • @Cozy.Mood.B
    @Cozy.Mood.B Год назад

    🤣

  • @BobMacay
    @BobMacay 16 дней назад

    Sound effects are really irritating

  • @warshipsatin8764
    @warshipsatin8764 7 месяцев назад

    i kicked me height

  • @TheOnlyBexon
    @TheOnlyBexon 2 года назад +1

    Its honestly annoying listening to this with the sound effects from the show

  • @gavinbeckley4889
    @gavinbeckley4889 2 года назад +1

    Maybe it's just me but I'm coming to the realisation that without karl, Ricky would have no material and he would sound like he does on these podcasts. A petulant bully of a child who never got told not to pull the wings off butterflies.
    Banter is the word bullies use when then know they are up against someone with more Intellect and heart in their little toe than the bully has in its entirety.
    You are the preeminent philosopher of our time call so please do these talks alone and not with energy vampires making your beautiful questioning of the world more about them and there dark vibrations.
    My love and light, eternally karl xx

  • @turtleanton6539
    @turtleanton6539 7 месяцев назад

    😮