Ricky Gervais Show; Tattoo Stan, CB Radio and Monkey News

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2011
  • What's your 20? How many candles are you burning??
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  • @bistables24
    @bistables24 10 лет назад +58

    "aw, I wanted Pilky01"

    • @zeeweed150
      @zeeweed150 3 года назад +2

      The nostril 👃🏻breathing mad this better

  • @L33tw0rk
    @L33tw0rk 9 лет назад +42

    they go... a'ight?

  • @dismalsage
    @dismalsage 11 лет назад +12

    i absolutely lost it when he tried to do the monkey news jingle and couldn't finish because he was laughing too hard. classic ricky

  • @james193945
    @james193945 13 лет назад +29

    "There was Fred the Veg"
    "I assume that's because he had the same IQ as you"

  • @Glassandcandy
    @Glassandcandy 11 лет назад +19

    Pro tip: Shakespeare isn't old english, he's early modern english. This is a sentence in old english: Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.

    • @yusufthegreat1232
      @yusufthegreat1232 3 года назад +1

      I "understood" the first five words. The rest is basically gibberish to me, other than the fact that I know "þ" sounds like "th".

    • @Glassandcandy
      @Glassandcandy 3 года назад

      @@yusufthegreat1232 are you so sure you understood the first five words? Because those translate to “hail! We have heard of the spear-Danes”

    • @yusufthegreat1232
      @yusufthegreat1232 3 года назад +2

      @@Glassandcandy Okay, so I understood the first word... still counts for something right? I thought the other 4 words were "We garden in the garden" smh
      I understood the first one cos it looks like a British word that basically means the same thing!

    • @scotthall9560
      @scotthall9560 2 года назад

      Beowulf?

  • @pixxispad
    @pixxispad 13 лет назад +3

    Apparently lorry drivers in Manchester in the 1980s drove on the right side of the road.

  • @jamesparkerlangston3342
    @jamesparkerlangston3342 9 лет назад +4

    The CB segment always makes me think of They Might Be Giants' song "Rabid Child".
    Rabid child stays at home, talks on a CB...Truckers pass calling out their handles to the kid...

  • @jasoncurran1000
    @jasoncurran1000 12 лет назад +8

    "Karl is an artist, he sees the world different than us" - Ricky Gervais.

    • @violent_world
      @violent_world 11 месяцев назад

      . . yeh, but what's art about that

  • @Goosemeyer
    @Goosemeyer 12 лет назад +2

    Plato, Socrates, Einstein, Pilkington..
    Any would be an equally rich experience..

  • @thejoechapman1
    @thejoechapman1 13 лет назад +2

    "How many candles you burning?!"
    Ask my houemate every day!

  • @Papanda1995
    @Papanda1995 11 лет назад +2

    Thank you for defending us, my friend! You're a good one! You wouldn't believe how tired I am of being slagged off just for being American. I love learning about other countries and don't appreciate people calling me ignorant/stupid/fat when I said nothing mean to them and they've never even seen/met me. I hate how many of the people on the internet use this ability to connect with other people around the world to simply insult their countries and create bad stereotypes. Such a waste :(

  • @IsaiahMang
    @IsaiahMang 12 лет назад +1

    hahahaha how many candles are you buurning... whaats your twenty... can i jst confirm that your burning 15... hahahha

  • @ServeTheBeaver
    @ServeTheBeaver 13 лет назад +1

    I legit LOL'ed when ricky screwed the jingle up hahaha!

  • @billyc2010
    @billyc2010 10 лет назад +15

    In one of the old XFM shows he said John The Screw was a cabbie, not worked in a DIY shop.

    • @billyc2010
      @billyc2010 9 лет назад +1

      *****
      I'm not sure, I just know it was in one of the early xfm shows from like 2002

    • @LPSoulja3
      @LPSoulja3 6 лет назад +4

      It's in season 2 episode 38. Ricky uses the same line of "he either works in a prison or he has sex a lot..."
      Seems almost scripted, especially as they change John's profession to working in a DIY shop in this one.

    • @EpsteinKilla69
      @EpsteinKilla69 3 года назад +6

      Perhaps he changed profession?

    • @MaximilianonMars
      @MaximilianonMars 3 года назад +1

      @@LPSoulja3 the conspiracy thickens. Or they forgot they did the gag after years doing the show. Perhaps Karl forgot the right details.

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 Год назад

      @@bendudley2387a DIY shop wouldn’t fix cars, it would sell things to do DIY with like tools.

  • @joostmusic8424
    @joostmusic8424 6 дней назад

    So you go 'side on bring it in!'
    And they go 'allright?'

  • @Drtruman
    @Drtruman 11 лет назад

    The neck brace part just killed me. Loool

  • @Haxincorp
    @Haxincorp 10 лет назад +3

    To someone who grow up with the internet the ham radio thing makes perfect sense to me.

    • @carpma11
      @carpma11 3 года назад

      Seven year old comment and I still can’t stop myself from pointing out that CB and Ham radio are different 😂

  • @Papanda1995
    @Papanda1995 11 лет назад +2

    Why is it a problem if I like TV shows, movies, and music from other countries?

  • @WiggysanWiggysan
    @WiggysanWiggysan 12 лет назад +2

    Food-age, Webb-age, Grip-age.

  • @Haxincorp
    @Haxincorp 10 лет назад +1

    Actually HBO is an American cable network. I'm also British but credit were its due.

  • @thesearethesuns
    @thesearethesuns 12 лет назад +1

    An "estate" is like what we in the US would call a housing project, correct?

  • @youxknowxyouxluvxit
    @youxknowxyouxluvxit 13 лет назад +1

    Steves laugh at 1:39 ahaha! :')

  • @MasterGuero
    @MasterGuero 12 лет назад

    9:15 i love when ricky gets fed up hahahahahha

  • @loyalburke1513
    @loyalburke1513 11 лет назад

    "eludes" you, genius.

  • @Yaarrr
    @Yaarrr 12 лет назад +2

    Side on, bring it in!
    Awrite?

  • @iClarkey
    @iClarkey 13 лет назад

    "Side on bring it in" and they'd go: "alright".

  • @dkb201998
    @dkb201998 11 лет назад

    5:11 XD I died laughing

  • @SuperLordHawHaw
    @SuperLordHawHaw 6 лет назад +1

    I hope pilky03 is still available

  • @ChronicKane
    @ChronicKane 11 лет назад

    COOL RUNNINGS!

  • @StandardGoose
    @StandardGoose 11 лет назад

    An estate is what we call our projects. It refers to poorly-designed, densely populated collections of housing for poor people where crime and poverty and social deprivation are rife. I don't know which US city I'd compare Manchester to. It's a former industrial city that went through terrible deprivation in the 70s and 80s but has begun to reinvent itself. It's probably our Chicago.

  • @Adnezal
    @Adnezal 11 лет назад

    lmao.
    World of Windbags, is what I was thinking.

  • @ethanrocket430
    @ethanrocket430 Год назад +1

    4:46 how many candles are you burning?, what’s your 20?

  • @faridahmed1376
    @faridahmed1376 7 лет назад +1

    whats your twenty, how many candles are you burning? Geniuses!

  • @katiescarlett1955
    @katiescarlett1955 12 лет назад

    Amazing.....Karl is a sage.

  • @AnaAcapella
    @AnaAcapella 12 лет назад

    hahahahahahaha effing fantastic xD

  • @lukethegreat101
    @lukethegreat101 13 лет назад

    the bobsledders look like there from the jetsons

  • @WowDragonsJD
    @WowDragonsJD 11 лет назад

    I probably did mean that - I'm in no way an expert.

  • @amanda10003
    @amanda10003 13 лет назад

    4.38 omg thats funny xD

  • @tiesthijsthejs
    @tiesthijsthejs 11 лет назад

    At the last winter olympics, the driver of the Dutch bobsled team cancelled during qualification due to depression and anxiety: he was afraid of gliding the competition course.At that moment they were ranked somewhere between 15th and 5th place.

  • @shadowsergil
    @shadowsergil 12 лет назад

    1:34 That short, stumpy character (in the background) was also used in the KP Plumbing sketch.

  • @MissyFaye
    @MissyFaye 12 лет назад

    he would be a great grandpa for bedtime stories....

  • @notnif1
    @notnif1 11 лет назад

    And then you'd go... aight? lol

  • @pare321
    @pare321 12 лет назад

    That is one thing. Two at most.

  • @peteranthonyjackson
    @peteranthonyjackson 11 лет назад

    Yep, in the legal world that's the same: loads of words in modern US English are as was used in bygone times here.

  • @MrKDilkington0
    @MrKDilkington0 11 лет назад

    The third guy is the Stig

  • @Teledoor24
    @Teledoor24 11 лет назад

    Yes, it's not a separate language. But see, the English language has different subcategories. The two larger ones are British English and American English. British English spells "colour", while, rather, American English spells it "color". There's minor differences, such as that, between the different subcategories of the English language.

  • @Adnezal
    @Adnezal 11 лет назад

    Actually Tesla did, circa 1930-- feel free to check out his patents for wireless data transfer technology.
    Either way, I love Karl Pilkington.

  • @yvonneost12
    @yvonneost12 13 лет назад

    but when they say i'm at such and such a place surely they would figure out that your 20 is where u are durrr LOL

  • @mynameisjongreen
    @mynameisjongreen 12 лет назад

    by growing up on an estate he means he grew up on a council estate, which is generally where people from working class backgrounds live, but they used to quite have close-knit communities. i don't really know what mississippi is like but manchester isn't exactly the most pleasant place.

  • @jakdothtml
    @jakdothtml 11 лет назад

    Just in case anyone was wondering, I'm burning 17 candles.

  • @MrNoobmove
    @MrNoobmove 11 лет назад +1

    what episode is this ?

  • @CherryIce1114
    @CherryIce1114 12 лет назад

    ha being American I didnt even notice

  • @meritmone
    @meritmone 13 лет назад

    CUZ HE WAS RIGHT "ARMDED".way to go

  • @2006MC
    @2006MC 11 лет назад

    side on bring it in, right, and they go, 'alright'.

  • @amanda10003
    @amanda10003 13 лет назад

    4.38 om thats funny xD

  • @MultiLiam5
    @MultiLiam5 12 лет назад

    Tattoo stan looks like duke nuken crossed with karl! lol

  • @TheStovepipe1
    @TheStovepipe1 12 лет назад

    An "estate" refers to a council estate. Local authority publically-funded housing.

  • @Slowshyy
    @Slowshyy 11 лет назад

    5:10 my fucking sides lmfao

  • @mynameisjongreen
    @mynameisjongreen 12 лет назад

    that's true, i never said it didn't.

  • @manoneal1724
    @manoneal1724 11 лет назад

    I feel like "Jimmy the Hat" might have something to do with the phrase "Jimmy hat".

  • @MIngalls
    @MIngalls 12 лет назад

    listening to karl talk is soo funny but soo fuckin frustrating at the same time haha

  • @violent_world
    @violent_world 11 месяцев назад

    if he says he's boxer boy, n that, Tell him !

  • @Venoxisguides
    @Venoxisguides 11 лет назад

    LOL boxer boy

  • @Sean0068
    @Sean0068 12 лет назад

    one four for a copy!

  • @conorkennedy3304
    @conorkennedy3304 4 года назад

    side on. bring it in

  • @nickoakley9205
    @nickoakley9205 11 лет назад

    Yes tape

  • @conorol95
    @conorol95 12 лет назад

    Tahoos haha

  • @morrisal
    @morrisal 11 лет назад

    yeah, thanks for focusing on my point. :) (btw, i never said i didnt swear.)

  • @yasminezeidan
    @yasminezeidan 13 лет назад

    How cute is ricky at 5:13? hehe aaawwwwwwwww

  • @wainwright461
    @wainwright461 12 лет назад

    and they go, alright.

  • @6NoHope9
    @6NoHope9 12 лет назад

    Yeah the other replies are correct, you can trust their answers, i live near manchester, it's nothing special but loads of people live there and growing up on an estate means just a typical family with average or below average wage (usually).

  • @begalthegreat
    @begalthegreat 12 лет назад

    same question I asked

  • @TopDog69
    @TopDog69 13 лет назад

    Here comes Jimmy three legs.
    WHY DYOU CALL HIM THAT?
    He hasn't got three legs.

  • @RyanRyzzo
    @RyanRyzzo 11 лет назад

    Actually... American English is a hell of a lot closer to British English than it is to "Old English".
    I think you meant Middle English and/or Early Modern English even then AmEn and BrEn are very close. AmEn got a huge influence from immigrants as did BrEn. Modern English is a stew anyway... it is a Romance(Latin&Norman)-Germano(AnglicDanishNorse)-Celtic(Insular and also Gaulish) mishmash.
    To others: there is really no point arguing who is better. Languages evolve. Feckin deal wif et.

  • @TairyGreen89
    @TairyGreen89 11 лет назад

    Did you get that from Karl?

  • @dajed1193
    @dajed1193 3 года назад

    The cartoons really top this off

  • @Hilbilly655321
    @Hilbilly655321 12 лет назад

    i think it's sort of like the the projects in america.

  • @5parky01
    @5parky01 11 лет назад

    Ricky is obviously out of the loop. Not a hard code to break but yet old Rick didn't break it, Karl had to tell him!

  • @WildfireX
    @WildfireX 13 лет назад

    @yasminezeidan Love this show, im so glad its on every tuesday lol

  • @StandardGoose
    @StandardGoose 11 лет назад

    Ah. A scientific rebuttal.

  • @Rmg12
    @Rmg12 12 лет назад

    why is a DIY shop animated as a mechanic's garage?

  • @Mikefizzled
    @Mikefizzled 13 лет назад

    Why is the DIY shop a mechanics?!

  • @jt5623
    @jt5623 12 лет назад

    1:33 bob from kp plumbing!

  • @alucard59131
    @alucard59131 11 лет назад

    Lol

  • @JhericFury
    @JhericFury 11 лет назад

    They went faster because he was lighter and smaller than the last one. The drive force of a bobsled is gravity, how would that possibly make them faster?! They would be slower, significantly slower. Otherwise all Bobsled teams would be comprised of Jockeys.

  • @finnsquib
    @finnsquib 12 лет назад

    and growing up on an estate means you're probably streetwise. Can be rough stuff.

  • @LimeyThunder
    @LimeyThunder 11 лет назад

    Grippage is the best

  • @novosphere
    @novosphere 12 лет назад

    @KyrisTV Me too!

  • @JackT13
    @JackT13 3 года назад

    Don’t tell the paramedics how to do it’

  • @Teledoor24
    @Teledoor24 11 лет назад

    YOU DON'T SAY?!

  • @CoLeMaWeSoMe
    @CoLeMaWeSoMe 11 лет назад

    Ignorance is bliss. Therefore Karl is a Happy guy

  • @95PW
    @95PW 12 лет назад

    Estate = Projects

  • @UprisingFX
    @UprisingFX 11 лет назад

    shh your meant to be on our team! ;) jk

  • @WolvesWest
    @WolvesWest 12 лет назад

    @amanda10003 Side on, bring it in! LOL

  • @TheSeeohhdee
    @TheSeeohhdee 12 лет назад

    thats only one thing :)

  • @alramd
    @alramd 11 лет назад

    britain was a colony of france though that spoke french, so...

  • @johmedis
    @johmedis 12 лет назад

    @ChristopherDone Of course. Just like the little hairy fella that overtook someone on a little tricycle innit

  • @Adnezal
    @Adnezal 11 лет назад

    That is an obvious given, but I think you missed the actual point.

  • @nickoakley9205
    @nickoakley9205 11 лет назад

    how can you watch this when famine and tape happen

  • @MrKDilkington0
    @MrKDilkington0 11 лет назад

    Ta'oo