After Hours: 6 Movies Whose Timelines Don't Add Up

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  • @brinstarmedia1411
    @brinstarmedia1411 5 лет назад +685

    Ugh. Watching this in almost 2019 makes me realize how much I miss after hours

    • @chrisaguais3397
      @chrisaguais3397 5 лет назад +16

      and captain marvel fixes the timeline issue dan brings up in the MCU

    • @norwen3
      @norwen3 5 лет назад +7

      Swaim brought a spiritual successor to small beans, it's good!

    • @seanchinhengo
      @seanchinhengo 5 лет назад +6

      ruclips.net/video/sdl3e4AzpF8/видео.html new series created by Michael Swaim in honor of After Hours Check it Out.

    • @d25615
      @d25615 5 лет назад

      Same here

    • @ufotofu9
      @ufotofu9 4 года назад

      same

  • @adrienneday8001
    @adrienneday8001 6 лет назад +1496

    Wait hasn't Soren mentioned having a kid on After Hours? If this entire series takes place in 2 1/2 months then his wife becoming pregnant and giving birth in that time is impossible, unless the rules for pregnancy are different in this universe?

    • @TheRulerofEarth4444
      @TheRulerofEarth4444 6 лет назад +97

      Adrienne Day can we all just appreciate the video that this was brought to light on.

    • @johngun7418
      @johngun7418 6 лет назад +125

      Adrienne Day the laws of pregnancy don't apply to Soren.

    • @pangypirate
      @pangypirate 6 лет назад +26

      Adrienne Day it's like the adam ruins pregnancy episode of adam ruins everything where they go to an alternate timeline soren has a kid in one of the infinite timelines this show is broadcast in but not all of them hence why in the parrallel universe for this episode it's only been two and a half months because this episode takes place in a universe where casting, producing directing and shooting a show can be done in a day

    • @JayHarring
      @JayHarring 6 лет назад +42

      plus there was that time they went camping instead of going to the dinner. don't know if that's relevant just wanted to contribute something

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 6 лет назад +19

      Thank you for your contribution, JayHarring.

  • @T1J
    @T1J 2 года назад +230

    its interesting watching these back considering most of the things they've discussed have been sequelled and/or rebooted since then, filling in some of the holes they present lol

    • @johnmccarron7066
      @johnmccarron7066 2 года назад +18

      It makes you wonder if these shorts were floating around certain screenwriting circles. Which would be awesome if true.

    • @aerthreepwood8021
      @aerthreepwood8021 2 года назад +3

      @@johnmccarron7066 Pretty much all of these people work in the industry, at this point.

    • @ethanlappin
      @ethanlappin 2 года назад +19

      Captain Marvel pretty much fills in the avengers initiative one

    • @Hollywood113807
      @Hollywood113807 2 года назад +20

      @@johnmccarron7066 I choose to believe that it is purely because of Afterhours that plot holes are being fixed.

    • @entertainingblackmanvideos7691
      @entertainingblackmanvideos7691 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@aerthreepwood8021 it's only been 6 years not that long

  • @originalname1337
    @originalname1337 6 лет назад +653

    That 127 --> "I have one too, Se7en" segue is not getting nearly the credit it deserves.

    • @86_freestyle
      @86_freestyle 5 лет назад +5

      I really appreciate u

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 5 лет назад +10

      I must have heard the word "segue" for the first time at least five years ago but this is the first time I see it written. I always thought it must be spelled "segway" or possibly "seg way" and never questioned that.
      Edit: I just looked it up: A "segway" is an actual thing.

    • @FranticMissyOfficial
      @FranticMissyOfficial 5 лет назад +3

      What is more racist? 227? 187? Or the fact that you didn’t remember either of them?

    • @f2afinito983
      @f2afinito983 5 лет назад +1

      Honestly

    • @_texas_pete_beats_the_meat4500
      @_texas_pete_beats_the_meat4500 4 года назад +2

      That was quite brilliant come to think of it...

  • @victor.guilherme1995
    @victor.guilherme1995 6 лет назад +1104

    "Why Voldemort is secretly Gandalf..." good god, I'd watch this

    • @plucas1
      @plucas1 6 лет назад +35

      Does that mean that the Potterverse is what the Middle Earth world eventually evolved into after so many thousands of years? Are the House Elves what Tolkein's Elves devolved into after human wizards became more and more plentiful and unconsciously corrupted the sources of magic to their own mortal likings? Is Voldemort the result of Gandalf reincarnating himself over and over, trying to fix the corruption, only to become the ultimate victim of it himself?

    • @_gungrave_6802
      @_gungrave_6802 6 лет назад +4

      plucas1 I have to admit that would make for an interesting theory if not for the fact that the geography for each franchise just doesn't add up to support that.

    • @Bristlefurr
      @Bristlefurr 6 лет назад +7

      Then maybe it's the Potterverse version of the Grey Havens that Harry stumbled into in book seven after "dieing". The halls of Mandos represented by a fucking ghostly train station.

    • @ProletariatPrince
      @ProletariatPrince 6 лет назад +6

      Glenn A The geography wouldnt matter after thousands of years.

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 6 лет назад +6

      Glenn A according to Tolkein himself it doesn't matter. As Tolkein envisioned Arda (middle earth is just a part of the Arda) to be the past of our own world.

  • @andrewwalsh2167
    @andrewwalsh2167 6 лет назад +143

    "On the LORD'S day, I might add".
    Love how they almost broke into laughter soon after that line.

  • @korben600
    @korben600 5 лет назад +108

    I love the continuity of the waitress with the cards in the background. She just spends their entire conversation carefully reading them to see what side is the right side up, and putting the cards onto a singular stack to give back to Dan. That's just considerate. The best part is that the card stack actually changes size as if she's actually adding cards throughout the conversation.

    • @matthewhurton3889
      @matthewhurton3889 2 года назад +13

      I feel like that waitress and dan randomly have chemistry across the series. Theres one episode where she gives him an angry look after he spits on the floor. But then he says "my friends were bagging on superman again" and she's immediately fine with it and says "I understand completely"

    • @ArchimedesDaVinci
      @ArchimedesDaVinci Год назад +5

      @@matthewhurton3889 That waitress actress is none other than _"Starline Hodge"_ a graphic designer/animator/pole danced from LA who has her own RUclips channel.

    • @MaximusAlcarinque
      @MaximusAlcarinque Год назад +3

      @@ArchimedesDaVinci she's also Katie's brain in most/all of these After Hours episodes.

  • @neomars8853
    @neomars8853 5 лет назад +37

    “6th f... accidentally?!??! TRASH” 😂😂😂

  • @BunnyTheOverlord
    @BunnyTheOverlord 6 лет назад +1439

    I like how the waitress is in the back reading each card before putting them in order.

    • @profrickshaw
      @profrickshaw 6 лет назад +146

      Evergrand Storyteller Holy shit didn't even notice that. I guess she would do that if Soren is leaving her a pile of jewels every night as a tip.

    • @buciallstar
      @buciallstar 6 лет назад +103

      damnit, I hate when things like this happen. Stuff happens in the background and I don't even notice this. I would be a horrible witness at a crime scene.

    • @mattcyr2022
      @mattcyr2022 6 лет назад +60

      buciallstar same here. Uh, the killer was tall... ish.

    • @mnaftw
      @mnaftw 6 лет назад +37

      It's Starline, Katie's brain woman

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 6 лет назад +27

      Don't worry, pretty much all people are horrible witnesses (in a stressful situation).

  • @LiquorChuggingKnight
    @LiquorChuggingKnight 6 лет назад +227

    Is Soren being super bothered by Swaim's cat math skills a continuation of Soren being bad at math?

    • @NTTofMistery
      @NTTofMistery 6 лет назад +10

      LiquorChuggingKnight probably subtle references like that are fun

  • @harryscott2955
    @harryscott2955 6 лет назад +213

    All their appearances have changed .... apart from Soren. Soren looks exactly the same.

    • @shadusnox
      @shadusnox 5 лет назад +11

      You can't improve on perfection

    • @dambrony1394
      @dambrony1394 5 лет назад +4

      Fury already knew about aliens, even without meeting Captain Marvel, he already had the tesseract, something his scientists would find to be alien.
      Plus the "Avengers" was hinted at by the end of the second hulk movie, Shield wanted "Avengers" because Stark, Hulk and probably mutants (deadpool and helicarrier) were beginning to pop up. Its a plan to defend or avenge against it.

  • @berkpick
    @berkpick 5 лет назад +555

    I feel like Marvel watched this and fixed it with Captain Marvel on purpose

  • @daedevillewrestling
    @daedevillewrestling 6 лет назад +406

    "He had to skip breakfast."

    • @tarnim80
      @tarnim80 6 лет назад +63

      sounds like he's the true victim of the story

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 6 лет назад +26

      I mean, he could have just eaten a pop tart on the way to the murder like any normal person would. I don't know why it's such a big deal.

    • @nyar5863
      @nyar5863 6 лет назад +27

      He could have worn a trench coat for the post office shit. Not like people in that area will ask you a lot of questions about your appearance. They don't wanna know.
      But John Doe must have actually been super psyched how well his thing was developing. Now assuming he was always going to put himself as envy and then another guy as wrath, he couldn't have wished for a better candidate than Brad Pitt, the angry detective investigating him.

    • @daedevillewrestling
      @daedevillewrestling 6 лет назад +24

      Erwin Pommel I mean... Do normal people target and kill people based on sins? You need a complete breakfast to do work like that.

    • @phaedrus4931
      @phaedrus4931 6 лет назад +3

      He could donned a trench coat, but the bloody, bandaged fingers would require a do-over. Like they said, not even a smudge of death of the package that was delivered.

  • @Ciphonn
    @Ciphonn 6 лет назад +298

    I want the Voldemort is secretly Gandalf episode.. Please! Soon!

  • @BettyBonkers
    @BettyBonkers 5 лет назад +36

    I appreciate this even more now that it's gone. All of the little comedic quips worked into consistent personalities and background actions is just perfect.

  • @talljoke
    @talljoke Год назад +5

    The way Dan screams "MY CARDS!" might be the funniest gag I've seen while binging all of these.

  • @Raptorifik
    @Raptorifik 6 лет назад +40

    "a catculator" Katie just slips in in at the last moment.

    • @laqcuari98
      @laqcuari98 3 года назад +1

      lol rather unlike her, considering she was the only one who was unable to come up with puns in one episode early on haha

  • @bbria28
    @bbria28 6 лет назад +175

    Wait hold on why the fuck is Voldemort secretly Gandolf? I have questions that must be answered!!!

  • @izzyosborn637
    @izzyosborn637 5 лет назад +143

    Ironically the entire mcu timeline issue is fixed by the captain marvel retcon.

    • @Hashbrown1682
      @Hashbrown1682 5 лет назад +3

      " allegedly "

    • @partydean17
      @partydean17 5 лет назад +3

      Why is that ironic

    • @ericdickerson3273
      @ericdickerson3273 5 лет назад

      Hoshang Raj is that a random Letterkenny reference. You’re my new best friend if so lol

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 4 года назад +6

      No, Dan's point still stands. We're talking about Nick wanting to build a team of superheroes. What superheroes? That's his point, that Nick doesn't know there are other superheroes around. He's got Iron Man and maybe the Hulk, if he can find some way to keep the Hulk under control. That's not much of a team. And when he's telling them all about why he wanted to make them into a team in the first place, he doesn't say "'Cause I've met aliens, and they can do all kinds of weird shit". Nope, he tells them the team was in response to Loki, which it absolutely was in that movie.

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 3 года назад +3

      @Lex Bright Raven
      ....That actually sounds legit. He just end up getting lucky and finding a bunch of supers.

  • @williamcostigan91
    @williamcostigan91 6 лет назад +16

    Michael's increasing level of disgust as Katie starts describing the ridiculous Jason timeline is probably my favorite part of this whole video.

  • @Konfliction
    @Konfliction 4 года назад +69

    I love how looking back at this one, Captain Marvel basically explains away all their issues lol

  • @zeckwiz
    @zeckwiz 6 лет назад +21

    ".. and take the most awkward cab ride of all time to turn himself in!" I dead😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TlalocW
    @TlalocW 4 года назад +18

    I love how someone demonstrates a skill like cat year calculating, or in the James Bond episode, imitating George Lazenby, and it blows Soren's mind.

  • @katherineheasley6196
    @katherineheasley6196 3 года назад +36

    Theory: Katie got interested in the Friday the 13th franchise after the discussion in "Four Creepy Hidden Truths Behind Popular Scary Stories," when Dan informs her that Jason did not, in fact, take Manhattan.

  • @derekconnors4128
    @derekconnors4128 6 лет назад +33

    Watching Katie geek out about the Friday the 13th franchise for 3 minutes made my fucking day.

  • @gavinwilliamson7481
    @gavinwilliamson7481 6 лет назад +94

    Literally the only show I care enough to be early for

  • @dakotachannel8142
    @dakotachannel8142 5 лет назад +77

    If only cracked hadn't shit the bed. I miss all of you.

    • @brodi4564
      @brodi4564 4 года назад +2

      This is so soft and true

    • @Thuazabi
      @Thuazabi 4 года назад +6

      The only thing that Cracked did wrong was sell to the E. W. Scripps Company, who proceeded to gut any staff that were related to video production, or salaried/non-freelance, in an effort to optimize their profits. People Watching season 2 only got put out on Cracked because of a pre-existing contract, and the fact they raised half the funds needed through crowdfunding.

    • @danielgyte8460
      @danielgyte8460 4 года назад +7

      Small beans, some more news, quick questions with daniel and soren. I'm actually kind of happy with how things turned out, everyone who was at cracked seems to be alot less stressed and doing alot more creative work closer to their hearts, and it really shows in the quality of their content

  • @alanaporter1000
    @alanaporter1000 5 лет назад +10

    I actually love watching their reactions to each other it just makes these so much better.

  • @arwa8388
    @arwa8388 6 лет назад +1060

    I don't hate the new crew but I have to say every time I click I pray it's the old one

    • @anthonymedina9425
      @anthonymedina9425 6 лет назад +10

      They're gonna switch every time so that they each have a month to prepare,

    • @Mr_Yarn
      @Mr_Yarn 6 лет назад +13

      Arwa al-suwailem Well they takes turns, so since you know the old crew did this one, the new crew will be doing the next one, and then the old crew in the one after that, and so on.

    • @Krishnath.Dragon
      @Krishnath.Dragon 6 лет назад +30

      The old ones where awkward in the beginning as well, give the new ones half a season or so to get over their initial awkwardness.

    • @lemuntpicard7482
      @lemuntpicard7482 6 лет назад +16

      The other group has no chemistry at all!

    • @drethethinker6418
      @drethethinker6418 6 лет назад +8

      There is a pattern to this....they alternate so every other AfterHours is the original cast.

  • @LgiovanniF
    @LgiovanniF 6 лет назад +72

    Captain America existed and the whole hydra and the tesseract thing happened in the 40's. Fury knew this and also knew that somewhere in the universe there was a race of beings with the power to create the tesseract, as far as he could know. He was preparing. The scope for his Avengers Initiative needed only that much motivation. He pre-empted Iron Man Tony starks obsession in Ultron about the upcoming war and got a head start on them. Not to mention the Frost Giants attack and the Asgardian intervention and all the happenings in the eighties concerning Peter Quills abduction. Shield is shown in Antman to be up and running by the at least the late 70's and probably was in the midst of collating any and all data about off world species and potential threats.

    • @and_also_aaron3372
      @and_also_aaron3372 6 лет назад +11

      Also, the word is that the Captain Marvel movie coming in the next year or two will take place during the 1990's, where Nick Fury will be in it and will NOT have an eye patch. The shape shifting Skrulls are going to be the villains of the movie.

    • @hutfrd
      @hutfrd 6 лет назад +1

      Nunt UH. No way. Nope.
      (I dunno. I didn't read what you wrote other than the first few words then saw how long it was and figured you really over-nerded whatever you said. Thx!)

    • @LgiovanniF
      @LgiovanniF 6 лет назад +1

      Drod Hertzer giving credence to unfounded discreditation is how we end up with trumps with their finger on the big red button.

    • @xsanguine8
      @xsanguine8 6 лет назад +4

      The Big Red Button was found to be racist against the indigenous people of this country, so it's actually a set of grey buttons now, Trump is within reach of a handful of grey buttons.

    • @LgiovanniF
      @LgiovanniF 6 лет назад

      RZ ah, my mistake.

  • @ashl2115
    @ashl2115 5 лет назад +28

    I wonder if Marvel decided to set Captain Marvel with Nick Fury in the 90's just to ruin this theory 🤣

  • @rasnac
    @rasnac 5 лет назад +13

    Oh the good old days, how I miss them... :(

  • @JSAVACADO
    @JSAVACADO 6 лет назад +27

    With regard to Fury and The Avenger's Initiative in the MCU, I like to think that, because Shield was being controlled by Hydra, it would make sense that Shield/Hydra would want to recruit meta-humans from all around the world. After seeing how successful Shield was with the program that developed Captain America, Hydra would be more than willing to fund Fury's idea to develop a team of what would essentially be Captain America Plus Ultras. Not to mention that Hydra has has a history of chasing after meta-humans, with Red Skull and Winter Soldier being their knock-off Captain Americas, and the creation of Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch from experimentation with the Tesseract. With a documented interest in creating meta-humans, Fury's suggestion to recruit existing meta-humans just makes sense as an extension from their previous work and lead in to future projects.

    • @megadeathx
      @megadeathx 5 лет назад

      They don't explicitly say it in the movie, but Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch are Magneto's children. They just haven't introduced mutants into the MCU yet, so of course they wouldn't *call* them "mutants".

  • @ATOMIX4204
    @ATOMIX4204 6 лет назад +110

    Except the Captain Marvel film is supposed to take place in the 90's and include the skrull and Nick fury so it looks like he will have had knowledge about aliens and larger then life threats.

    • @Sierlea
      @Sierlea 6 лет назад +6

      It's not like CM was planned by the point Avengers was made, though, and it's not out or yet hinted at in-universe. Til it comes out, this is the timeline

    • @ProfessorOfCookies
      @ProfessorOfCookies 5 лет назад +1

      Was about to say this xD Captain Marvel :D

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 5 лет назад +4

      Even so, it's not a good rebuttal. If you want a *real* answer, then how about all the "enhanced" people they have to deal with? There are Inhumans on the Moon, after all.

    • @matthewowenz867
      @matthewowenz867 5 лет назад +1

      this video was released in 2017 but good point

    • @matthewowenz867
      @matthewowenz867 5 лет назад +2

      also hank pyms and howard stark's tech would still be around and in ant man and the wasp its hinted that goliath was around

  • @1217BC
    @1217BC 9 месяцев назад +3

    I wish they were still making this. I'd love to see their take on all the marvel stuff that's come out since then

  • @taitaisanchez
    @taitaisanchez 5 лет назад +9

    "Where did Nick Fury get the idea for the Avengers?"
    Captain Marvel gave us that answer. Finally.

  • @lettersfromhelen
    @lettersfromhelen 6 лет назад +226

    Catculator got the LIKE.

  • @KenricBird
    @KenricBird 6 лет назад +58

    Seeing Star sort those cards in the background the whole time was both distracting and an excellent addition.

    • @Stayner
      @Stayner 6 лет назад

      Now I have to go back and watch it.

  • @Menhtrol
    @Menhtrol 4 года назад +5

    9:26 is a more satisfying way for Nick Fury to lose his eye over some freaking space cat...

  • @ElFino013
    @ElFino013 6 лет назад +9

    "Did you know that Jason, Ash and Freddy all exist in the same universe?" Yep, that's why I read Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash.

    • @LordMoonshadowGaGa
      @LordMoonshadowGaGa 5 лет назад

      Don’t forget the Halloween series.

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 3 года назад

      Maybe what Nancy was watching on her TV wasn't the Evil Dead movie, but rather the Deadites broadcasting what they were doing to Ash and the others in real time.

  • @RudieObias
    @RudieObias 6 лет назад +17

    Also the events of STAR TREK: THE WRATH OF KHAN, THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK, and THE VOYAGE HOME, Kirk loses his admiral ranking, finds out he has a son, then watches his son die, and then watches Spock die, and then watches Spock resurrected, then time travels to 1986 and back to the 23rd century, and then becomes admiral again. All of this happens in, like, a week or two for Kirk.

    • @Sierlea
      @Sierlea 6 лет назад +3

      True! But for Kirk? That's not *that* odd a week, he's had some seriously messed up weeks before.

    • @RJPolito
      @RJPolito 6 лет назад +1

      Umm actually, Kirk doesn't loose his admiral ranking until after he came back from 1986 and he never regained it. He as still a captain upon retirement and when he was later swept into the Nexus. Also in the beginning of Voyage Home Kirk states they've been on Vulcan for three months.

  • @michaelcollier3792
    @michaelcollier3792 6 лет назад +45

    "Well you've all been rapidly changing your appearance every day so..." LOL, perfect 4th wall breaking there.
    Though, clearly this is the Swaim the God's work as he's created this mini dimension purely for his own entertainment. But unfortunately he's getting bored with it and cracks are starting to show and the other three are starting to catch on to what's happening.
    Thus the new dimension with all new characters that he can watch more like a movie rather than interacting directly with. Wouldn't be surprised if he sometimes shows up as a waiter or passer-by.

    • @David_Last_Name
      @David_Last_Name 6 лет назад +5

      After Hours needs to do an After Hours show about After Hours...........

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 6 лет назад +4

      michael collier I just don't think it's 4th wall breaking. He gave an explanation that would explain why they think that way, if there were no 4th wall to break through.
      4th wall break would be akin to them looking around realizing things, then maybe looking at the camera. but at the least, a group realization,...they've done it before

    • @mikehenderson7907
      @mikehenderson7907 5 лет назад +1

      I now understand this Agents of Cracked reference.

  • @Hold.yourself.accountable
    @Hold.yourself.accountable 6 лет назад +55

    But doesn't Fury know about skrulls and inhumans and ghostrider and other Powered individuals even before ironman

    • @Actionfan19
      @Actionfan19 5 лет назад +3

      Skrulls yes, Inhumans weren't a thing until 2013 after Iron man 3. Ghost rider 4 years after that.

    • @skiinggator
      @skiinggator 5 лет назад

      And Kree

    • @hrishiv27
      @hrishiv27 5 лет назад +8

      In dan’s defence, this video came out two years before Captain Marvel.

  • @v5red
    @v5red 6 лет назад +14

    It would be nice if the title indicated which crew we were going to see. The new crew is like nails on a chalkboard, this crew is funny and relatable.

  • @queenblacc4579
    @queenblacc4579 6 лет назад +117

    God that waitress deserves a raise

    • @NTTofMistery
      @NTTofMistery 6 лет назад +19

      Remy LeBeau why? Soren pays with Jewels cause he sucks at math.

    • @86_freestyle
      @86_freestyle 5 лет назад

      Yeah she does

  • @sophiafrost3786
    @sophiafrost3786 6 лет назад +635

    "Garbage. Just straight garbage"
    God i love the old cast, BUT im trying with the new cast

    • @jimmy953
      @jimmy953 6 лет назад +34

      i'm using you because you reference the scene i have a problem with. Katie in the past hadn't even watched jason takes manhattan but Dan did, Daniel should have been talking about the jason stuff

    • @teggerzz
      @teggerzz 6 лет назад +7

      jimmy oh my god that's so sad man

    • @leavy
      @leavy 6 лет назад +6

      jimmy what the fuck this is satire right?

    • @hexadecimal5236
      @hexadecimal5236 6 лет назад +2

      sophia frost NEVER!!!

    • @jimmy953
      @jimmy953 6 лет назад +6

      leavy no. I remember in the after hours about horror movies. Katie brings up that Jason's movie. Daniel asks if she's seen it, but she hasn't. DANIEL should know what she's talking about

  • @stormblessed2321
    @stormblessed2321 6 лет назад +6

    I miss these little shows.

  • @darkfang25
    @darkfang25 4 года назад +1

    Some people have already pointed it out but the MCU thing is "Fixed" by Captain Marvel, where Nick Fury knows about aliens and other threats.

  • @ArrogantDan
    @ArrogantDan 6 лет назад +19

    Best ending to an After Hours ever?

  • @hutfrd
    @hutfrd 6 лет назад +27

    The Catculator: Everyone Needs One Right Meow!

  • @StylzGTNT
    @StylzGTNT 6 лет назад

    You guys are truly brilliant , i see the small nuances and I love it

  • @jedijohnson2148
    @jedijohnson2148 6 лет назад

    You guys are funny. I mean seriously, I laugh at every one of your episodes. But this one was the best. There are so many great zingers in this one. Seriously, everyone is really on point in this episode. And Katie with that cat-culator sign off at the end was perfect. I really enjoy these shows, but extra kudos to you for this episode. Loved it.

  • @NonalignedVideos
    @NonalignedVideos 6 лет назад +96

    You guys are really, really, REALLY good at this.

  • @TheDarkson113
    @TheDarkson113 6 лет назад +419

    This crew is why I now watch Cracked consistently. New guys aren't terrible, but nothing close to this group.

    • @malachi8154
      @malachi8154 6 лет назад +28

      New guys just haven't been in much. Except for Cody, who has already BEEN in the After Hours, as the government guy who wipes the team's memories -which is why they alredy remember 80 nights, when a lot more time has in fact passed.

    • @smac919
      @smac919 6 лет назад +2

      Cody is fuckin hilarious..I hope Cod gets onto E.PCD with Dan & Soren

    • @jaimemartinez-el8wc
      @jaimemartinez-el8wc 6 лет назад

      epcd was canceled mate... i know... it hurts

    • @joreyn7656
      @joreyn7656 6 лет назад +1

      You're right, that totally hurts. I had no idea. 😕

    • @jessicalee333
      @jessicalee333 6 лет назад

      Wasn't Cody already in an EPCD, standing in for Soren?

  • @rayaqin
    @rayaqin 6 лет назад

    the one with Seven is a great thing I never noticed, thanks guys

  • @RJPolito
    @RJPolito 6 лет назад +5

    Um actually, the Avenger Initiative was to bring together individuals with special abilities -not necessarily super powers. Also Fury did know about aliens as 1. They had the tesseract which they knew was alien in origin. 2. They had a Kree corpse in storage as part of Project Tahiti. 3. (we haven't seen it yet but...) Captain Marvel was already around. (the upcoming film is said to be taking place in the 90's)

    • @koficherry408
      @koficherry408 5 лет назад

      just about to say that. plus ghost rider....whic isnt exactly an alien but supernatural

    • @TheJthedog
      @TheJthedog 5 лет назад

      RJPolito I would say 3 is right but sadly irrelevant, this was the start of the MCU meaning CM movie wasn’t even a thought yet.

    • @mikeclark3223
      @mikeclark3223 5 лет назад

      You're mixing up points of reference. Metatextually, yes, the Captain Marvel movie hadn't been conceived of, much less greenlit.
      Textually, however, Nick Fury knows who Carol Danvers is at the point he proposes the Avenger Initiative

    • @TheJthedog
      @TheJthedog 5 лет назад

      Mike Clark you also got to remember the age of the video. Sure the theory is debunked now but at the time of the video’s publishing a CM movie wasn’t announced yet, if it was it wasn’t released it’s part of the timeline being before even the first Ironman movie.

  • @Icarus11000
    @Icarus11000 6 лет назад +11

    I'm surprised you guys didn't bring up the timeline of the X-Men movies

    • @snoopyfod1807
      @snoopyfod1807 6 лет назад

      Dr. Cinema xmen don't focus on a tangential timeline

    • @Icarus11000
      @Icarus11000 6 лет назад +1

      doesn't matter. The topic is about movies with confusing timelines, and the X-Men movies have a timeline that is frustrating to understand, even if you are a comic book/comic book movie expert

    • @XiaolinDraconis
      @XiaolinDraconis 6 лет назад

      Dr. Cinema they're working with more than one timeline, you can't follow it in a straight line since it branches.

  • @Icarus11000
    @Icarus11000 6 лет назад +5

    I'm ALSO surprised you guys didn't bring up the timeline(s) created by the Terminator movies

  • @manmanderson
    @manmanderson 6 лет назад +8

    "Did you see that katy? I diagreed!" Kek.

  • @fredrickreloaded4488
    @fredrickreloaded4488 4 года назад

    This was such a neat format. It's kind of upsetting that there aren't more people using it.

  • @Kabitu1
    @Kabitu1 6 лет назад +5

    Well John Doe could have decided in advance that Envy was his sin, and that he wanted Rage to be the guy who kills him. Part of his manifesto is that the whole world is corrupt, that the victims are not that particularly chosen, but that it could be anyone. It would probably be a big thing for him that mostly anyone could be driven to kill in rage if you push them the right way. He could have decided to use Mills for Rage during their chase, that's why he spares his life, he's like "yesss, this one will do.." and starts planning how he can get envious at him and drive him to killing.

  • @ChinoWantan
    @ChinoWantan 6 лет назад +54

    DETECTIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

    • @marccolten9801
      @marccolten9801 6 лет назад +1

      Chino Wantan He sounded like Jerry Lewis screaming "Mrs Ladeeeeeee!"

  • @joshuaathridge3694
    @joshuaathridge3694 2 месяца назад

    "Sixth..? Accidentally res-..? Trash." Is one of my favorite moments of this series. It reveals such a great moment from both characters.

  • @sgtcore2841
    @sgtcore2841 Год назад +4

    I miss this show so much

  • @dormanj45
    @dormanj45 6 лет назад +7

    Lol... file that under who gives a shit.🤣Daniel you're the man.😎

  • @Tkieron
    @Tkieron 5 лет назад +3

    My theory on Se7en is this: John Doe planned and began a year ago. However that doesn't mean he's already done Envy and Wrath. Perhaps he was meant to be Wrath in the end? So instead of 2 bodies lying around he had 1 (possibly 2) more murders planned but not executed until he met Dtc. Mills. He did change his plans, as we were told in the movie. So it's possible that there wasn't 2 more bodies, only 1 or 2 more planned murders.

  • @n.h.moreno
    @n.h.moreno 6 лет назад

    incredible.
    y'all caught us with our pants down.
    love u guys

  • @Trickpants
    @Trickpants 6 лет назад +1

    I like the new guys, but the old guys have a special place in my heart - you guys are good at writing these things, no doubt about that!
    I love the meta-moment at the end where they question their own timeline. And "Cat-culator".

  • @Teeleer
    @Teeleer 6 лет назад +7

    you know how there is butter and there is margarine, like you prefer butter but you are ok with margarine.

  • @pancakehouse3792
    @pancakehouse3792 6 лет назад +3

    Katie sneaked in the the best joke of the episode at the very end when the audio started fading....

    • @taloutezero
      @taloutezero 6 лет назад +1

      Alexander Cvitkovic Cat-culator!

  • @markmedina4327
    @markmedina4327 6 лет назад

    I can't tell you how happy I am to see your faces, you are my go to for info AND entertainment. This is funnier than comedy central stuff.

  • @cliftonsargent1572
    @cliftonsargent1572 2 года назад +1

    I’ve lost Count how many times I’ve watched this series, god dam it I miss this. Thank god they have there own channels now

  • @theQiwiMan
    @theQiwiMan 6 лет назад +3

    Yay, a REAL After Hours!

  • @CaptChrispy
    @CaptChrispy 5 лет назад +4

    Also, is it a good idea to break in to Starks house to and hide out in the dark when the last guy there tried to kill him?
    What if Tony has a glove on him?

  • @DarkcIoud1111.
    @DarkcIoud1111. 11 месяцев назад +1

    In fairness to the Friday the 13th series, the creators of Jason Goes to Hell have said that movie basically exists in its own timeline separate from all the other movies. Even the scene at the end when Freddy drags Jason's mask into Hell was put in before such a movie was even approved by their studio or a script had been drafted, almost forcing the studio to make it like some weird game of chicken.

  • @stephenmason3900
    @stephenmason3900 5 лет назад +2

    I loved this show. Miss you guys!!

  • @DanielRieger
    @DanielRieger 6 лет назад +3

    So they meet everyday at the cafe, and have conversations about movies that came out recently, at least around the time Civil War came out, judging by the conversations of the second cast. If they have been meeting there for less than 3 months, that would mean the first episode, that came out in 2011 actually took place around 2017 or 2016, but they still had conversations about spiderman without mentioning Tom Holland, while significantly changing their appearance over the days... There's something really weird in that food

    • @JordanBlueman
      @JordanBlueman 6 лет назад +2

      I think that's the whole joke, the timeline doesn't add up

  • @realscummy
    @realscummy 6 лет назад +3

    "I can do it, I can murder that much in a day" lol... that got my like

  • @macsnafu
    @macsnafu 28 дней назад

    I forgot how much fun these were. I have to watch them all again!

  • @Palozon
    @Palozon 6 лет назад +2

    If it only took us 2 months to get hooked on this cast, then we'll get used to the new cast in no time!

  • @kimmardi1113
    @kimmardi1113 6 лет назад +3

    I'm so glad their back thank god

  • @matthewluecke3704
    @matthewluecke3704 9 месяцев назад +3

    I miss After Hours. CATain (oops-Captain) Marvel helps explain Nick Fury's big week. And, in a similar vein with Back to the Future, Thor Ragnarok happens over the course of a few days, which leads immediately into Infinity War. Thor barely had any sleep except for being knocked out. (When Valkyrie first catches him, the Devil's Anus, and after the ship exploded.)

  • @bbria28
    @bbria28 6 лет назад

    I miss you guy guys and I still shed a tear every once and a while 😭. RIP Afterhours

  • @maxgremln
    @maxgremln 11 месяцев назад +2

    Weird how Marvel addressed all of Daniel’s concerned later. Thanks to Captain, Marvel and secret invasion. We now know that fury knew about aliens and started the Avenges Initiative back in the 1990s.

    • @imgrindin
      @imgrindin 6 месяцев назад

      the Marvel writers were watching cracked after dark for help

  • @satior420
    @satior420 6 лет назад +58

    Yay ! A new After Hours! But why no "After Hours" in the title?
    And both groups are great! Each have their own lil quirks that make them both fun to watch.

  • @TheCharnstar
    @TheCharnstar 5 лет назад +9

    The writers of Captain Marvel must have seen this and knew they had to rectify the Marvel timeline to save Nick Fury's credibility.

  • @jpnesseth
    @jpnesseth 5 лет назад +3

    This showed up in my recommendations...
    ...wow, I miss this series.

  • @antediluvianspy5371
    @antediluvianspy5371 6 лет назад +1

    "Catculator" hahaha, Katie, you're adorable.

  • @MaricaAmbrosius
    @MaricaAmbrosius 6 лет назад +3

    Voldemort and Gandalf are both immortal wizards. They both live in an alternate version of Britain. What else?

    • @RumpelGnom42
      @RumpelGnom42 6 лет назад

      Okay short answer: the two of them have barley anything incommen. I guess the line Gandalf is Voldemort line was just a throw away joke I don't think they put much thought in to it.
      Middle Earth is not an altrenate version of Britain, after the events of Lord of the Rings Gandalfs leaves Middle Earth (together with Frodo) for the undying Lands
      the home of the Valar, Maiar and Elves. Immortality is a superfishal simmularity at best :Voldemort was human and made himself immortal to some extent with the horcruxes (is this the right plural? Sounds wrong but I do not have a better idea.), Gandalf is not a human he is a Maiar ( During the time of Lord of the Rings only few remain in Middle Earth Saruman being one of them as well). Maiar are servants of the Valar and that would make him some kind of lesser god I suppose (god not being quite the right word).
      Wizards in Harry Potter and Wizards in Tolkien Lore are wildly diffrent things too.
      If you were just joking I apologize, I never know with you tube comments.

    • @MaricaAmbrosius
      @MaricaAmbrosius 6 лет назад

      How can it be British mythology, then? If the Celts are right, the dead live in America. We all thought Dumbledore was Gandalf, and that Fred and George were Merry and Pippin, but now maybe Voldemort is Gandalf.

    • @RumpelGnom42
      @RumpelGnom42 6 лет назад

      What? Sorry I do not follow your point here. Are you messing with me? Please don't because I am realy bad at detecting Irony on the Internet.
      How ever if you are not messing with me Lord of the Rings is not British mythology. Tolkien was heavily influenced by nordic and to some extend germanic mythology (compare Manwe and Odin for example) .
      The thing is Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter play in two completly diffrent worlds and there is no way to bring them together with out betraying the surce material of one or both.

  • @thickmclargehuge8061
    @thickmclargehuge8061 6 лет назад +4

    my I love the chemistry between these guys. the '2nd shift' after hours, come off as fake and you can tell they are reading lines, but the original cast everything feels genuine and real.

  • @SwifNifty
    @SwifNifty 6 лет назад

    I'm so happy the are back!

  • @IDontReadRepliesToComments
    @IDontReadRepliesToComments 4 месяца назад +1

    I love that Captain Marvel came out and justified Fury's actions

    • @rawr1208
      @rawr1208 3 месяца назад

      it did indeed thought about this too

  • @LittleMacscorner
    @LittleMacscorner 6 лет назад +92

    mAn...I want to not like you guys so I can feel special about myeself...but you make it so hard. You guys are awesome!!

    • @rachelleann3696
      @rachelleann3696 6 лет назад +2

      Just watch the new cast, they are easy to hate.

    • @86_freestyle
      @86_freestyle 5 лет назад

      Its small beans and fuck u

  • @cdtbucci
    @cdtbucci 6 лет назад +5

    Thank Odin you used the better cast for this!

  • @rlewis36
    @rlewis36 6 лет назад +1

    I've been away for so long and now I get to binge~ 😙😄💞💕❤😍

  • @jas_094
    @jas_094 6 лет назад

    1:44 "acid spit hits the fan" LOL haha!

  • @jcostello03
    @jcostello03 5 лет назад +4

    Good news- Captain Marvel (2019) fixed the hole of Nick Fury "randomly" starting the Avenger Initiative! He knew that extraterrestrial beings with super powers could visit our planet at will. He just spent the past 2 decades scrambling to assemble anything resembling a coherent defense by the events of Iron Man.

    • @NoOne-zd6zb
      @NoOne-zd6zb 5 лет назад

      I thought he made the Avengers so when Captain woke up he would have a place in the world

  • @mauritsmijnen1286
    @mauritsmijnen1286 6 лет назад +67

    THE ORIGINAL GANG

  • @ZedemMonk
    @ZedemMonk 6 лет назад

    Big Win on the "Cat-culator" joke, Katie!

  • @godfreemike
    @godfreemike 6 лет назад

    Could y'all do one an episode on eyes wide shut ? Perhaps all Kubrick movies but mainly on eyes wide shut. Love what y'all do.