After Hours - Why Movies Want Us To Torture Adults
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- Опубликовано: 14 май 2017
- 90s movies, like Heavyweights and Hook, were great tutorials on how to torture and murder adults while making kids believe all those violent acts of trauma wouldn't leave any permanent damage.
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Soren is going to have to leave extra jewels for the staff tonight.
What episode was that again?
@Timey Wimey Omg champion! thank you so much, I've been racking my brain for weeks trying to think of the episode.
Dude... Imagine being a waitress and having someone legitimately leave you a fist full of shiny rocks for a tip!!😂😂
@@danelynch7171 right...I'd both be excited and confused. I wouldn't know how to cash in jewels. Besides a pawn shop and even then I'm 100% sure I'd get hella ripped off that way
I wish Swaim would have flicked a spoonful of imaginary fluff at Daniel & then it would show up as real on Daniel's face...
Lainey Bug i looked through the comments for this and i totally agree!! I was sure they were setting it up that Michael would throw some neon fluff in Dans face. But they failed. For shame cracked after hours, for shame...
They definitely missed an opportunity!
Lainey Bug they missed it so bad i was left unfulfilled at the end of the video. This is a case of flagrant disregard for the law of Chekhovs gun.
I thought the same thing!
Yessssss
I hope that waitress got a big tip at the end. Poor woman.
She got jewels.
If real, yes. More likely there was a soft floor mat that caught the glasses and the sound was added in post. Cool name BTW.
Bård Ræstad I wanted her to say something
Æowin OakHart
Thank you :) My parents gave it to me.
Bård Ræstad Soren pays in jewels. I think she is fine (earlier episode)
The reaction look to "Women can be sexual predators too. I'm woke" is incredible.
Very
But its true
Annoyed Hu shrug
4:40
Honestly I think I like the cook who just...wordlessly fills every one of Swaims completely stupid orders with a lingering stare and then just calm kitchen work.
Dan: Did you just confess to torturing people?
Katie: Yeah!
Dan: (looks scared)
Soren: (looks interested)
kinkek
Fervidor I pride myself on being the 69th like on this 😂
Michael looks scared but interested
Kinky
You can hear both fear and arousal in his nervous laugh.
My favorite exchange from Hook:
"All adults are pirates. We kill pirates."
"I'm not a pirate. I'm a lawyer.
"KILL THE LAWYER!"
This is random, but I love how Michael always says "thank you" when given food by someone on the wait staff, even if he's in the middle of a sentence when it happens.
"Did you just confess to torturing people?"
"yeah"
*Soren leans in
The fact that the restaurant had "cereal burgers" is priceless.
kids next door taught me to hate adults
Nick why in the fuck are you here
I wish we got more of After Hours, one of my favourite online shows❤😭
Best waitress EVER
More like best kitchen staff ever. The waitress just had one table to take of since it's...after hours.
The waitress was on SourceFed right? Not like a host, but I've seen her on the behind the scenes stuff.
the waitress is played by Starline Hodge - she has a youtube channel where she posts weekly vlogs about her life as an animator :) So cool that she got to be on After Hours!!
thanks :)
Starline Hodge you look like jasmine cephas jones, just saying lol
Theory: Those kids from Children of the Corn grew up and wrote every children's movie of the 80's and 90's.
Did anyone else notice Soren get excited when Katie smashed the first cup? lol
Yup
Anybody else think of codename kids next door?
Yes
To be fair, in that universe, it was justified since adulthood was revealed as a disease in the finale infecting several planets where kids rule. Nigel joined the intergalactic Kids Next Door to help end that. *#Nerd* 😉
For my drop top minivan wtf!
YES! But that could be interpreted as the world through a child's eyes. I mean they make weapons out of common items, they've got a HUGE treehouse, and the villains are all crazy adult-lesson-things.
Amber Ferreira
Oh man, Soren's "tell me more!" reaction at 1:09 is absolutely priceless.
Anyone else binge watches After Hours?
I would if I hadn't watched them all twice already!
jony4real why would you let that stop you?
MovieJunkie ForLife sleep to the playlist.
i'm pretty sure that most of their views are from me playing the after hours playlist non stop 24/7
Jaren C same!
Cleaning up that invisable feast must be a nightmare
Did not end with frosting fight. My disappointment is only matched by the level of disappointment their parents have for them.
We all know Dan doesn't have parents, he's not a real boy.
In the original Peter Pan, Tinker Bell almost straight up murders Wendy on sight. Disney has a (bad) habit of neutering stories.
Tinker Bell still does that in the movie, though. Hell, the mermaids admit to trying to drown Wendy, and when Wendy tries to defend herself, Peter physically and verbally punishes her before going to save another woman who loves him and ignoring Wendy.
Wow… it took me this long to realise just how messed up the story of Peter Pan is when it comes to 100% of the female characters.
"released 4 seconds ago"
Damn universe
Wasn't sure if I liked Katie with the platinum pixie cut.. but it works.. it works.
Toede It's a striking look especially compared to her old style, it's no surprise it would take some getting used to.
you mean her nazi haircut
She looks like that Russian woman on Rocky 4
Indeed, still doesn't change the fact it looks good on her.
Toede Yup. I'd let her torture me.
Uh, I thought a big part of "Hook" was that, viewed from an adult perspective, all the things you thought were so scary as a child--for instance, *being* an adult--aren't really as bad, and you just need to face it down. Hence the over-the-top Hook performance: he's not so menacing now, he's just kind of pathetic and annoying.
"Did you just confess to torturing people?" "Yeah!"
I'm laughing so hard omg XD
I enjoyed the way this Panned out. Had me Hooked.
nice!
I thought that joke might go somewhere but it Neverlanded
This comment won't ever get old
Sorry I'm late...I just Wendyed my way here from the diner.
Nater o
Wait was that cop with Doc Brown, Biff?! WHAT timeline is that?!
Please do this series forever. Also, there should really be an After Hours movie in the works at this point. You guys all work great on screen together and each one of you is hilarious. Besides Sam Hyde and MDE, this is the only thing on youtube I truly look forward to.
I would pay so much just to sit at the table next to them
and what? Stare at them?
@@minuteman3317 yes, they'd get used to it and it wouldn't be the weirdest thing happening there.
Sometimes I wish they made a movie or tv show where they showed it was smart to actually listen to our parents. I mean our parents for the most part understand you on a deeper level, you could probably learn at least something from them about life. But most movies glorify the idea that kids are always smarter than their parents. Is this just me?
Everybody Hates Chris. He receives lessons from his parents all the time and most times when he does something he thinks is smart, he fails. There you go.
@@sparco956 I guess I should rephrase, because EHC is a good example of what I wrote 5 years ago, but I think I meant more of rebelling teenager story. EHC is more of moral sitcom so its not exactly what I was looking for.
For me that's To Kill a Mockingbird. Atticus doesn't do a lot of direct parenting on screen but is every scene it's clear that he's a wise adult and the children are children. The Disney Pinocchio is sort of that except Pinocchio's father isn't in the film that much. The parents in the incredibles are like that, adults trying and failing to keep the kids out of trouble but always supportive. In Cheaper by the Dozen the kids are a little neglected because the parents are pulled in so many directions, but on the whole they're good parents who try to keep their kids safe and respectful by giving reasonable rules and things are better when the kids listen. Edward Scissorhands has very very supportive foster(?) parents who take him in and keep him safe. There's a few if you look.
Ok now do one on how children's cartoons today are teaching kids that adults are completely incompetent. Have you seen an educational kids show where the parents or adults in general roles of authority who aren't fumbling idiots who are screwing up and need to be saved by children? Seriously if I was a child growing up watching these things I would have the hardest time trusting or relying on adults for help with anything.
To a degree I get it and agree that parents don't have all the right answers or make all the right decisions all the time. And the old ways of the pre 90's where kids were taught that adults decisions are absolute and unquestionable actually put children into harms way more than people admit.
There has to be a middle ground on this that teaches kids that parents don't always know what's best but they have their reasons and they will be there for them when shit gets bad and they aren't on their own.
Born in the 80's, grew up in the 90's.
Right on the nose! Definitely cultivated rebellious behavior and tendencies.
Alright, Katie gets paper cups from now on...
I don't think that'll stop Katie. She'll just throw or knock over paper cups. She's such a child! 😂😂😂😂😂
The chick in Blank Check wasn't a sexual predator. The kid was going after her but she kept rejecting him.
She kissed him at the end of the movie
And even implied that they would be able to date later on in his life
Poor Starr!! No abusing her, she's a precious cinnamon roll _I will fight you for her Katie_
This confused me for a bit cause in my mind I thought "I didn't know Katie and Star were dating. Man this person must really like her to fight Katie for her. Wait fighting someone for their girlfriend what is this a Shakespeare play?" Then I realized what you meant.
1:09 I love the way she excitedly says yeah to admitting to torturing people 😂😂 and their reactions are priceless
I have never laughed harder than when Katie smashed that glass again! I can't breathe it was so fucking funny
This also applies to the cartoon Kid's Next Door! They hated adults and declassified their fellow kids at a certain age.
I haven't thought about Heavyweight, Camp Nowhere, Blank Check, and House Arrest in YEARS. Time to binge watch some 90's classics.
this is my favorite series u guys do. what will it take to get one of these a week??
A severe drop in quality?
Upvote the parent comment.
Libulan Kagawasan I
Wasn't the whole "hate & purge adults" concept already a thing in the 80's (Ex- *Children of the Corn* )?
Yeah, but there - and in most of child related horror movies - they say it flat out, that they want to kill all adults. Here it's... *whispers* subversive.
I have seen all of these movies!! That's what happens when you watch after hours and you're the same age as the cast. I used to watch House Arrest all the time. I rewound and rewatched the VHS until it broke. lol
Also, whenever a kid(or teen) in these movies was in any way responsible they were the character that "needed fixing"
The love subplot in Blank Check used to bore the crap out of me as a kid. Now its just fucking creepy and out of place. Oh, also ten bucks says it would never have been included if the kid was a girl.
I love that they keep using those VHS qualities clips, it really takes you back in time. lol
I love this series so much! Please keep making them! I look forward to it every month.
Every time Katie smashed a glass I was cracking up
So Soren is a god-like Prince of an island, Dan is nearly incapable of functioning in the adult world, Katie kidnaps(possibly) and tortures adults and Michael is, well... Michael. Is that right?
Michael is a manchild sexual deviant...
...with a heart of a gold.
I never "grow up" being an adult just looks to boring and stressful, the best way to live is somewhat in the middle, to be responsible when you absolutely need to and the rest of the time just be a big kid and relax, enjoy life and have some fun.
4:40 "It's 2017! I'm woke." That line and Katie's wtf face had me laughing so long
*clicks teeth & does finger guns*
"yeaaa I'm woke"
i love these 4 real-ish ficcionalized people so much, i think you should get on that old youtube trend of taking tiny parts of episodes and make them animated, just cause i loved it cartoon katie smashing that glass :3
9:53
That grin on Soren's face when the glass didn't break.
I burst out laughing.
Oh Soran, that nervous laugh of yours will never cease to amuse me. Cartoon Katie smashing a glass was a nice touch.
Written by Carmen Angelica. Good job Carmen
I wonder if the imaginary fluff is as pricy as the the one i order at my restaurant.
4:47 "It's 2017!"
Missed opportunity to say "It's current year!"
What we were all thinking 1:12
Katie: *throws glass on the ground* "Another!"
"When you grow up, your heart dies"
Such a great episode! I laughed over and over again and obsessively even rewound it numerous different times. :( it's sad to be so into something that's on my phone screen. I'm sad to be smiling :(
Good one guys! Keep up the amazing work. Love ya!!
Can we get 'Smash, Bang, Thank you Mang' on a T-Shirt, please??
Was anyone else expecting someone to have magical fluff thrown on their face?
I've watched this whole series a number of times over, and I've only just noticed the animated callback to Katie's glass smashing! @7:46 I will watch you kids forever. Miss you all together very much. e: @1:14 @2:35 @7:58 xD @9:41
Great episode guys, keep it up
Seeing Swaim use is demi-god powers again makes me want to binge Agents of Cracked
what are you talking about??? in Gummi Bears, only two of the bears were kids, the rest are adults
thick MclargeHuge
They weren't parents, though.
@@danielgehring7437 Not sure Gummi bears have parents in the traditional sense. They kind of look like they're raised communally, like gargoyles. And Tummi was a very young adult. Maybe early twenties or late teens I guess. Gusto, who came later, I'm guessing is mid 20's. (Yes, I know he's technically older, but since I'm not sure how long a gummi live, I think he's equivalent.)
How am I supposed to immerse myself in the conversation of four full grown nerds when the restaurant has the most unrealistically good service!? They gave him candies!
Terrific video as always! Thanx guys
Sourcefed ending has not been great for Star now she's stuck as a waitress cleaning up for these guys!
I get paid in jewels, it's okay :)
Really? You didn't end it with Micheal yelling "FOOD FIGHT!" and hitting Soren with food coloring and mashed potatoes???
Tsk tsk
Sorens cup not breaking when he drops it off the table was AMAZING!!😂😂
Dear cracked bring these back thank you.. from everyone
Going to call out the mistake of Darkwing Duck lacking parents. Kind of a big part of the show is the Drake adopts Gosalyn and the Muddlefoots being traditional parents.
Plus we don't know the status of the parents of Huey Dewey and Luey's parents. Were they bad parents, were they killed, are they in a situation where they otherwise can't be with their sons? For all we know, Della Duck just left the boys with Donald because she was on the run from Negaduck or something
Also it wasn't mentioned in the video but Goof Troop/A Goofy Movie did have parents (mostly) and dealt with parent-child issues in a more down to earth way
The Wet Bandits weren't exactly responsible adults. Also Kevin makes friends with two adults and they're not crazy. Also isnt the pt of that movie overall to say that its fun to be irresponsible sometimes but at the end of the day you still need your parents. Hey maybe the pt of all these isnt that adulthood sucks, but that adulthood doesnt mean that you have all your shit together and thats normal and ok
Well-Met!
I love Star just looking so confused in the background! Couldn't believe it was her until now.
This one is an instant classic..one of my favs now
Katie's expression at 4:48, lol. "I'm woke."
Camp Nowhere was the best, it totally deserved a sequel or TV time period reboot.
I love that diner! You literally can order ANYTHING and they immediately put it on the table!
Brilliant. This show and this channel are fantastic :) Thanks!!!
I just wish after hours was weekly instead of monthly 😩 I need moooooooorrrrreeeee after hours
"My sworn enemy... people."
SAME!! That is so me! 😂🤣🤓 lol i'm so antisocial.
You must be older now with some more perspective
@@mrevilducky I forgot this comment existed ... Yeah this is cringe lmao, I’m still rather introverted but my social anxiety isn’t as bad as it used to be
The fact they delivered EVERYTHING Dan asked for.
Best kitchen ever.
65 k and counting on the first day? you guys are on fire!!!
I SEE YOU STAR!!
"Soren's woke" ROFL I'm done LMFAO.
Wow. What a nostalgia trip. I actually saw every movie mentioned at least twice (except for Spy Kids & Agent Cody Banks) as a kid.
Two that also came to mind: Getting Even With Dad and Carpool.
Katie constantly smashing the glasses made me laugh way more than it should have
Not being good at "adulting" is a hyperbolic joke and it's only used by brand new adults like college students who are still learning how to function in an adult environment
Ailish Forner
Hazing Real World
tonight at 10
I'm a brand new college adult, can confirm.
Ailish Forner as a parent of 2 boys and a 25 year old who has Aspergers, "Adulting" is just a phrase
Ailish Forner
There's no such thing as an adult. There is no age where you become this fabled always responsible, all knowing, "Adult". Life is just a series of events you learn from. Shit happens, you learn how to deal with it, then some other shit happens, and you learn how to deal with that. On and on until you die.
We're all just a bunch of really old kids trying our best.
The Joker was *the* profile picture for that comment. Well done.
parents are the bad guys my mom was nun to pleased to receive 696969 in the form of a text message.... sorin better eat that burger!
I was talking about Heavyweights with my cousins and brother in law, namely how it is a prequel to Dodgeball. Since both star Ben Stiller, and he becomes fat at the end, and Dodgeball has his character say he was fat and got in shape.
"Being responsible and reasonable is LAME" is a message really prevalent in movies around the world even to this day. It has been bugging me even since I was a kid.
Star😍😍😍
J. Kelly what?
I like game of thrones
victarion greyjoy So do I
But does Game of Thrones like you ? *deep*
victarion greyjoy and I've still not got round to watching it-too busy watching cracked lol
7:44 Animated Katie throwing her glass down is just perfect.
I have a theory that cracked after hours every episode takes place in different universe each time there's proof because of character came out the portal and went back in
my ex bfs used to torture me also :(( just like th emovies, but I am that old (adult)
Nice bots
Sex is an ART ii
Per this video - Dont date manchildren
Tailspin does have a visual and active parent in the show. She's actually a main character: Rebecca.
Daniel's brain had a glitch.
And now the countdown begins to the next episode. Also, I love it when Daniel goes rainman sometimes for these
I hope MIchael and Katie left a really big tip! Not only did they get great and fast service, but the employee didn't even complain about the broken glasses!
this is my favorite part of cracked. it makes me happy when i don't expect it.