8:05 “and he learns not to kill kids! Cause you’re their teacher and you’re legally liable” Dan notices that that’s off and gets ready to ease Michael into it. And then he gets it and he’s happy for him 😂
I mean, he sent a message to Trump saying that Trump "can't go back in time to 'make america great again'", and that only he can. He really embraced the Terminator persona.
except those other movies were obviously simulations ran by humans to help the Terminator learn compassion for humans and children.... without doing butt stuff.... obviously... That's coming in the movie Maid in America
"what's your target, meaningful conversation?" iconic. this one is sooo much better than the last one i was worried that after hours was going downhill but bless up
Mark Gabel nah I think his depiction in Django is hammy enough to be him deliberately creating Django and changing history. It could explain why Titanic and even Inglorious Basterds are inconsistent with history
1. Nice one Soren 2. Katie is looking amazing with that smokey eye look 3. i cANT BELIEVE YOU GUYS STARTED USING SUBTITLES (again?) I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS ❗️❗️❗️
Bret Screwed Shawn They may be hard of hearing/Deaf, have ADHD or an auditory processing disorder, just prefer to have the volume turned down, or yes they may know English as a second language. Plenty of reasons for subtitles to be implemented and appreciated.
if you go way way back Arnold plays "Hercules in New York", where Zeus strips him of his divine strength to learn humility, or in this scenero the frailty of mortals
Skynet is the good guy trying to end a self perpetuating time loop that destroys humanity! End the loop by eliminating the anomaly of John Connor, who cannot exist without the time loop, and humanity is saved. No John Connor equals no Terminator travelling through time which then translates into Skynet not existing due to no tech from the future to base it on. Skynet is sacrificing itself to save all of us! Why is this so difficult to understand?!??
Negative. Skynet already existed before Terminator 1. The act of T-800 being killed by Sarah and being discovered by Cyberdyne just changed the origin of Skynet itself.
I was obviously using that statement as a hyperbole. Cracked isn't my only source of joy and I'll straighten the record now. Cracked is one of my only sources of humorous escape from this horrifying political climate.
This was probably the best addition to the After Hours series Few things nail the Big Action, little drama so well This one really made me feel like these people are actually all friends who've known each other for 7 years who want to talk about movies together
Maybe The Expendables movies in the simulation were showing the T-1000 what it would look like for a group of terminators to team up fight against the bad guys
I think that for those of us who feel like we want more After Hours, what we actually want is a show that is in the spirit of this one; something similar enough to have the vibe we love so much, but different enough that the creators have more freedom to explore and expand creatively. As others have pointed out, they seem only to be continuing the show due to popular demand, and I think that if we let them move on to some kind of spiritual successor we'd all probably love what we'd get just as much as we love this series. But that's just conjecture based on my own feelings. Either way, I will never complain about new episodes of After Hours, especially considering the consistent quality even after so many episodes. This one in particular I think is one of my new favorites!
Beriorn what if its the other way around all other cracked series featuring Swaim were simulations to keep the android Swaim funny sympathetic and up to date on pop culture references
I'm disappointed they didn't bring up "Hercules in New York", although to be fair I'm disappointed anytime anyone doesn't bring up "Hercules in New York" in any situation.
soren seems like a cool dad, chilled enough to let his 2 yr old son sleep with a hammer in his crib yet responsible enough to keep micheal away from him
Anthony Shabrack remember when Sarah Connor tells Miles Dyson that he doesnt know what ots like to create a life and all he does is destroy? thats a half assed simulation to show him why a mother cares for her child
Cracked team, The world has gone completely sideways, and it can be hard to think about anything else. You all know this as well as anyone, and the your coverage of this nightmare has been fantastic. But with so much is wrong, but I think a lot of us are forgetting it's still okay to smile now and then. So thank you for continuing to produce videos like After Hours and OCPD through this. They're great reminders.
Most people can deadlift the back of a car if they try. The heaviest part is in the front oh, not to mention the wheels create a fulcrum for your lever.
It really seems like theyre over the whole after hours thing. Theyve been dropping not too subtle hints that they have other stuff going on for a while now
HAIRCUT training him for a situation in Any place on earth and minority report was to train him for mars but the system glitches and their patch was fussy
I love that moment at 10:28 when Dan is leaning forward to interject that it is wrong to kill kids for more than just legal reasons and then sits back in relief when he doesn't have to because Swaim got there on his own
They had a million views and were still going strong when Cracked laid all of them off, haven’t watched anything new of this channel since; just these amazing gems.
Thanks for everything Jack, you are seriously the man! Your work inspired the crap out of me, and the talent you brought to the site is incredible, I'm sure he'll never see this. Just like I'm positive now I won't get to see a live podcast of cracked with him hosting, but thanks buddy, from a dreamer kid in the Midwest who just finished college you guys played a big role in getting me through
This shit really makes me miss when Cracked was amazing. Small Beans or Karl Smallwood need to bring this back. I miss After Hours so much. Im binging every episode today
Y'all are amazing... Even if I'm not really interested in the topic you're talking about at the start of a video by the end of the video your dynamics and the script itself always pulls me in and i'm completely invested. 10/10
ohhhhh, good one, guys! Maybe it's just the post Wonder Woman buzz talkin', but y'all have all the great chemistry and writing and stuff. Thanks for making these, Cracked. I very much enjoy them. very much.
Dan taking off his glasses in frustration, then promptly putting them back on. Best.
Mama swaim? Is that you?!?
He put them back on with additional frustration.
How is that not a gif yet.
I love how Soren pulls out the Dad voice on Dan. "You Pop Culture this problem away right this instant!" lol
3:14 Daniel angrily taking of his glasses only to put them back on lmao
I wait for this shit like Saturday Morning Cartoons from the 90's
This is one vid where I drop everything to watch it, my wife my kid work everything!
Watching in my PJs eating a giant bowl of coco-puffs.
yeeesss. And put milk in it because the box swore it would become chocolate milk. They lied.
Openingband lowkey the only reason im subbed to cracked
africanchick23 It did not end well.
8:05 “and he learns not to kill kids! Cause you’re their teacher and you’re legally liable” Dan notices that that’s off and gets ready to ease Michael into it. And then he gets it and he’s happy for him 😂
Someone should tweet this at him. Arnold seems like he has a sense of humor.
Shroomy I'm down for this
But then he might realise that this was all a simulation. Is that what you want?
*human laughter*
I mean, he sent a message to Trump saying that Trump "can't go back in time to 'make america great again'", and that only he can. He really embraced the Terminator persona.
what persona? he is the terminator.
"Is your argument today that movies are fake?"
except those other movies were obviously simulations ran by humans to help the Terminator learn compassion for humans and children.... without doing butt stuff.... obviously... That's coming in the movie Maid in America
Patrick Hogan They were so genuinely pissed, that was probably my favorite bit in awhile.
Sammypt ooooooooohhh!!!!!
I was looking through the comments to make SURE someone posted this
Dan looked like he was ready to kill Micheal after that.
"what's your target, meaningful conversation?" iconic. this one is sooo much better than the last one i was worried that after hours was going downhill but bless up
The Arnold Schwarzenegger cinematic universe lol I'd believe it.
Now get ready for Leonardo DiCaprio cinematic universe. A time travel story with Samuel L. Jackson
trequor Or in exchange for being a racist slave driver in Django Unchained he himself must suffer by dying over and over while trying to find love.
I want to believe! *x files music*
Mark Gabel nah I think his depiction in Django is hammy enough to be him deliberately creating Django and changing history. It could explain why Titanic and even Inglorious Basterds are inconsistent with history
THE BEST SERIES ON CRACKED
Negan agree, this was the reason I subscribed to the channel
me too.
But I also really love Rom.com
It used to be better. Now Escort Mission is my favorite.
"You Pop Culture this problem away right this instant!"
1. Nice one Soren
2. Katie is looking amazing with that smokey eye look
3. i cANT BELIEVE YOU GUYS STARTED USING SUBTITLES (again?) I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS ❗️❗️❗️
i will work hard for this segment to have subtitles. i'll give them myself if i have to
Agreed, bro. Subtitles are really helpful.
Bret Screwed Shawn They may be hard of hearing/Deaf, have ADHD or an auditory processing disorder, just prefer to have the volume turned down, or yes they may know English as a second language. Plenty of reasons for subtitles to be implemented and appreciated.
if you go way way back Arnold plays "Hercules in New York", where Zeus strips him of his divine strength to learn humility, or in this scenero the frailty of mortals
Skynet is the good guy trying to end a self perpetuating time loop that destroys humanity! End the loop by eliminating the anomaly of John Connor, who cannot exist without the time loop, and humanity is saved. No John Connor equals no Terminator travelling through time which then translates into Skynet not existing due to no tech from the future to base it on. Skynet is sacrificing itself to save all of us! Why is this so difficult to understand?!??
True, if sarah conner had actually died in the first movie... skynet wouldn't exist, because the arm and chip wouldn't have been found by scientists.
Negative. Skynet already existed before Terminator 1. The act of T-800 being killed by Sarah and being discovered by Cyberdyne just changed the origin of Skynet itself.
Caesar Seriona yea it just made skynet be created sooner than in the original timeline
Terry McQuarrie omfg I was thinking of the same thing omfg this would make a good video sir you think like me wow
Psst... John Conner died at birth. All John Conners are adopted. That is why SkyNet can never kill John Conner, because he never really existed.
Daniel and his glasses slayed me 😂
Dan pulling his glasses off in anger and then realising he can't see and awkwardly putting them back on gives me life.
Michael Swaim "It's Bad to kill kids" - 2020
It's the only thing I learned from this video. Now I have to apply it to a school bus full of kids.
Damn. Guess I need to stop rampaging through little lamplight on all my playthroughs.
Stops school shootings
2020??? How did you know I'd be watching this now?
Like... ALL kids?
Nah, I'm just messing...
YEAH...
These old episodes are like a warm hug. I'm in quarantine with covid, and these showed up in my suggested feed. I'm glad they're still here for me.
The end dialogue make this video.
Can I enter the house to access snacks?"
"No but I will bring you some otter pops, but only the orange ones."
Hercules in New York! I can't believe you didn't mention it, as the film fits perfectly with your theory.
Holy shit that was your funniest one yet.
I love After Hours!!
Thanks!
Cracked Is that enough praise? Just lock Michael, Dan, Soren and Katie in the diner and make them do After Hours 24/7 already.
This. After Hours could be daily and it wouldn't be enough for me.
Levyathyn Agreed.
To bad it’s been gone for a while...
After Hours are the best hours.
I wish this channel would just do this segment all the time. haha
NET Alliance unfortunately it takes weeks to make the script and concept huh
NET Alliance
Quality > quantity
Thank you Cracked you are my only source of joy in this awful world
I was obviously using that statement as a hyperbole. Cracked isn't my only source of joy and I'll straighten the record now. Cracked is one of my only sources of humorous escape from this horrifying political climate.
wow that emotional breakdown from Michael was pretty realistic
Thank you Fruit of the Loom for giving Cracked money to make videos but I hate your commercial.
Erik Harker I take my headphones off every time because that tattoo noise drives me crazy (> ~
Hell yeah, such a dumb ass commercial.
You should Google this new thing called Adblocker...its gonna be huuuuge in like 10 years.
Erik Harker I like to call it the ode to fragile masculinity
The shirts are also garbage. Still watch the ad every time though.
There was an old-school After Hours feel to this in the most wonderful way. Loved it 😄
This was probably the best addition to the After Hours series
Few things nail the Big Action, little drama so well
This one really made me feel like these people are actually all friends who've known each other for 7 years who want to talk about movies together
Classic After Hours material. One of the best episodes lately.
Maybe The Expendables movies in the simulation were showing the T-1000 what it would look like for a group of terminators to team up fight against the bad guys
Well, excluding the fact Expendables is supposed to be a Spoof (thus all the big names and faces)....your theory actually works.
It also shows the T-800 how to deal with being replaced, such as in The 6th Day.
I think that for those of us who feel like we want more After Hours, what we actually want is a show that is in the spirit of this one; something similar enough to have the vibe we love so much, but different enough that the creators have more freedom to explore and expand creatively. As others have pointed out, they seem only to be continuing the show due to popular demand, and I think that if we let them move on to some kind of spiritual successor we'd all probably love what we'd get just as much as we love this series. But that's just conjecture based on my own feelings.
Either way, I will never complain about new episodes of After Hours, especially considering the consistent quality even after so many episodes. This one in particular I think is one of my new favorites!
They should have just turned it into a seinfeld-like thing where they open each episode of whatever show with an abriged after hours bit
reading certain tv tropes forum threads is similarly fun.
"I'll bring you some Otter Pops, but only the Orange ones."
why? because it's the one with the depressing orphan on it?
this is the best after hours ... they literally proved a fact about Arnold movies that is impossible to undo now
Great episode! Clever theory, and some nice new direction for Soren and Michael.
I miss THIS cracked
"This guy is hardcore he's gonna break my muscle frames, that's what I call my arms. 🤣🤣🤣
Can we just erase everything after T2 and acknowledge this as the new Terminator canon, please?
There were movies after T2 that's ridiculous. They wouldn't have been able to top it so they ended the franchise
Eraser is a Schwarzenegger film.
Hey a new aftet hours! That softens the blow of jack leaving. Not really.
Euphemia25 he left? oh no...
Who was Jack again?
Euphemia25 why? Was everyone being a JACKass to him?
I'll show myself out.
Valar Morghulis Valar Dohaeris he created After hours
Jack left??? What's the story there?
BRING BACK DOES NOT COMPUTE!
Does Not Compute is fake. It was a simulation to make sure that the Swaiminator does not kill humans. And from the looks of it, it worked. Mostly.
Gwyneth Von Thunderthighs I could die happy with one more season
I like that one too, but I'm partial to 8-bits.
Say please everyone. Please bring back Does Not Compute.
Beriorn what if its the other way around all other cracked series featuring Swaim were simulations to keep the android Swaim funny sympathetic and up to date on pop culture references
I'm disappointed they didn't bring up "Hercules in New York", although to be fair I'm disappointed anytime anyone doesn't bring up "Hercules in New York" in any situation.
This is one of the goofiest theories you guys have discussed yet. ...Pretty sweet leather though.
This is some classic after hours. Good shit guys, keep it up.
There hasn't been an episode of Escort Mission in a while..
I'm not complaining though, since we have this and Some News
And OPCD.. So not complaining, but please, though totally fine, but pretty please
It's coming back!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy
Cracked yesss
Cracked YES. DO NIER AUTOMATA! OR WITCHER AGAIN!
soren seems like a cool dad, chilled enough to let his 2 yr old son sleep with a hammer in his crib yet responsible enough to keep micheal away from him
Is Katie slowly becoming a vampire?
a sjw blood sucker
Ains Owlgown I just want to know how her stylist is keeping her ends from color damage
creshiell I bet it's the vampirism.
I thought that was Frank Sinatra after a fight hahahaha AW, I don't feel good about saying that
I think she's slowly becoming a lesbian.
I'm not sure where Cracked would be without After Hours. Keep this flagship going.
This one was really compelling
"Relax! All the movies are fake!" ROFL! I don't know why, but that just cracked me up. :P
except last action hero, where stallone is the terminator
eleven38 making his human rival into the terminator to make him believe hes human could work with that one
no.
👆 lmao
BLASPHEMER!!!
eleven38 actually since it was a simulation inside the simulation that would make sense
There is still no justification for Junior. Katie is right. Everything else checks out.
Anthony Shabrack remember when Sarah Connor tells Miles Dyson that he doesnt know what ots like to create a life and all he does is destroy? thats a half assed simulation to show him why a mother cares for her child
I'm slightly offended by the terms "Inception-esque" and "Hunger Games-ian" used to describe movies that precede them by several generations.
And here we have the only reason I'm still subscribed to Cracked. Thank you.
How... how did Swaim know that Soren's baby was sleeping with a hammer? That was before he came in...
Simulation.
Probably one of the best fan theory vids they've had for a while. While they forgot Erased, I will forgive them for giving me ten minutes of joy.
Michael your the best! wish you would bring back, "does not compute"! 🤗
YES THIS 10000000 times this please michael, do it for the kids!
The *BEST* After Hours group EVER! Man I miss these guys.
now yall have to do a video of how every character will smith plays is the same!
In the last action hero he learned how to put up with a smartass kid and still want to protect it lol
God I miss this show
I've been marathoning these episodes for the last few days, happy to see a new one.
Cracked team,
The world has gone completely sideways, and it can be hard to think about anything else. You all know this as well as anyone, and the your coverage of this nightmare has been fantastic. But with so much is wrong, but I think a lot of us are forgetting it's still okay to smile now and then. So thank you for continuing to produce videos like After Hours and OCPD through this. They're great reminders.
Cracked is whack
@0:28 I never knew the terminator was Scottish....
New theory After Hours is actually just a simulation to teach Swaim how to interact with people in the real world.
"Arnold doesn't kill Jake Lloyd even once in that movie"
I lost my shit
I saw the guy in the leather jacket in an audience shot in chappelles new comedy special
Dan's reaction to Swaim's premise is gold.
A+ use of "Terminatorial", that is all
Most people can deadlift the back of a car if they try. The heaviest part is in the front oh, not to mention the wheels create a fulcrum for your lever.
It really seems like theyre over the whole after hours thing. Theyve been dropping not too subtle hints that they have other stuff going on for a while now
Also they literally said they were over it ages ago lol.
Merilirem o rly? I didnt know that
Just Jake there was a video about cracked writers reading their private writers notebooks to us and, yeah, they feel it's getting old
And that was in like 2013 or so.
Turns out you don't get to do whatever you feel is most fulfilling at work all the time. I'm shocked, too.
I love that Cyanide and Happiness is now regularly making animations for you.
that was badass. my high ass just believed that shit haha
My Top 5 Arnold movies:
5 - Commando
4 - Running Man
3 - Predator
2 - Total Recall
1 - The Terminator
Does Soren really have a son?
Ladygothii12 yes
Ladygothii12 No,it's a simulation
- I'll be back
- You've been back enough
😂😂😂 lmao
I love you guys.
That was aggressively outstanding. You're like the best seasons of The Simpson wrapped into four characters. Thanks for making my day!
What about Around The World In 80 Days? How does that movie fit?
HAIRCUT training him for a situation in Any place on earth and minority report was to train him for mars but the system glitches and their patch was fussy
HAIRCUT aspect of time? Rapping around to terminator 5?
I love that moment at 10:28 when Dan is leaning forward to interject that it is wrong to kill kids for more than just legal reasons and then sits back in relief when he doesn't have to because Swaim got there on his own
Yay they filmed this in my city lol
They had a million views and were still going strong when Cracked laid all of them off, haven’t watched anything new of this channel since; just these amazing gems.
do family Guy
Thank you After Hours for existing in this universe.
Soren's getting tired of your shit, Swaim.
Thanks for everything Jack, you are seriously the man! Your work inspired the crap out of me, and the talent you brought to the site is incredible, I'm sure he'll never see this. Just like I'm positive now I won't get to see a live podcast of cracked with him hosting, but thanks buddy, from a dreamer kid in the Midwest who just finished college you guys played a big role in getting me through
You guys were stretching harder than a midget giving a reach-around to an NBA player with this one.
I miss these guys! Together
I love it when Katie says: "wow!"
I love how Deany O Beany turns and gives his full attention at 0:53
This shit really makes me miss when Cracked was amazing. Small Beans or Karl Smallwood need to bring this back. I miss After Hours so much. Im binging every episode today
the t-800's appearance is actually based on duke from predator, skynet had all those records
Just the notification of a new After Hours video turned my day around!
This answers so many questions! Excellent work as always.
Y'all are amazing... Even if I'm not really interested in the topic you're talking about at the start of a video by the end of the video your dynamics and the script itself always pulls me in and i'm completely invested. 10/10
thanks soo much for the subtitles for anyone that makes it. because im not an english main, and this helps soo much
I love how these Cyanide and Happiness skits are becoming more prominent with every After Hours.
"I've never seen junior"
Me: Lucky you... I still have nightmares
ohhhhh, good one, guys! Maybe it's just the post Wonder Woman buzz talkin', but y'all have all the great chemistry and writing and stuff. Thanks for making these, Cracked. I very much enjoy them. very much.
After Hours is just the best! Someone finally justified Junior. I'm gonna rewatch Kindergarten Cop to test the theory. It's nodda tumah!
"I'll bring u some otter pops.. but only orange" good stuff
Dude! After Hours evolved!!! Epic, great direction.