Military TikTok Fails… Part 8
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- Опубликовано: 21 янв 2024
- Military fails from all the branches can make anyone laugh! #funny #military #tiktok
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"Or do something so gay you are forced to quit."
Been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes for how accurate it is.
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“Sir did you just put that plate carrier on the dogs head?” Had me laughing for a solid minute
Been out 8 years, still have my " I love me book" somewhere in the safe 😂😂
Also me
I was retired at 22 as well. mine was from blowing through disc while putting a fire out.
The first one just had me laughing with the " can't hit the black guy or your racist" and 5:06 doing that in the 1950s could get you a section 8 or discharge for being crazy
Right 😂
Unless your name was Corporal Klinger LOL
My friend (marine), his brother (army reserve) and I (Navy) played chicken (knife thrown at feet) all the time at their family get togethers. Always freaked the family out.
Yo 2:27 I've never seen that place before lemme just have a better look at canyon 😂
That's a fine lookin canyon my friend
My anxiety can't handle the knife throwing game xD
Only real nikko Ortiz fans can like
Only real ones!
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Yeah not ai real aliens
Yeah!!@@nikkoortizshorts
Ok I liked the video
Airforce was at a comic con with a EOD suit. when I was given a chance to wear it I was wanting to fall without being grabbed, they caught the 90 pound suit + person mid fall. I was half tempted once I got up to start running away with it. But I probably wouldn't get far aswell as I was surrounded. Still funny though.
Nikko FYI that knife game is Mubblypeg. You can find it in a 1920,-30 school yard games book. Yes kids in the 1920's played that at recess.
The military has the best fails!
lol I find them so much funnier because all the fails are just SOOOOO expensive. 😅
They really do 😂
Facts 😂
And now they are the best fail
It’s biggest fail yet is recruiting. It’s hilarious
The knife throwing between the legs thing, we used to do that at summer vacation, about 8 to 12 years old when our parents sent us to our grandparents, but we used a swiss army knife, to this day I still think that its a miracle that I have reached 40!
Marines said: Fuck it, we'll just use knifes
Funny shit 😂😂😂😂, that throwing knives games, i use to play that when i was a kid and we called it split the kipper, one time we was using butter knives and my bro proper missed and cut deep into my thumb lol shit aim
Dude, the "Lieutenant Dan!" had me dying for no reason!!!😂😂
its impossible to beat Nikkos energy XD what a guy
As a marine we indeed hate losing
2:17 bro i cant breath 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wonder if nikko ever saw
Jamsheed the RPG god lol that’s an awesome video
Hay y’all hope your all having a damn good day and if your not OH WELL HAHA 😂
i didnt realize how important the "i love me" book was until now. anyone else got any useful tips?
Depending on when he served, if I say, “there’s an Iraqi guy with an RPG on a tocoma” he’s getting hella flash backs
Yup, definitely best advice there at the end. Still have my "I love me" book from years ago
9:04 had me laughing at facts
I bet you good money I can lose that binder 😂😂😂
@ClickOnProfile1023 I love your channel it gives me a good laugh all the time especially when I need it. alright sounds good
"watches black dude pull the agent dodge in platoon boxing", oh I don't think that white boi has anything to worry about he ain't layin a glove on the other dude.
Air Force gets to do stuff. Army gets stuff done.
Yooooo watching Nikko trying to count is freakin HILARIOUS😂😂😂
Always a good day when Nikko posts
Always 😂
Brother going to mct tomorrow for the Marines and I hope you know we don't always got feet fetish just depends on the length we away lol
6:35 WHY DOES HER WORKING UNIFORM HAVE A ZIPPER!?!?!?!? BRO, EVERYDAY I SWEAR I JOINED THE WRONG BRANCH
Honestly, thanks for that last tip Niko, im a high school senior getting deployed to basic for the navy once summer comes along, your the GOAT
she deployed to the Gyatttt 😂😂😂 sheeeesh
you know that hot blonde is gonna cheat when he gets deployed lol.
4:04
Holding on to you is a song that has the lyrics "lean wit it, rock wit it"
Never skip a fail vid from Nikko… bestest ever ❤😂🙌🏼
Hell yeah
30 minutes and 7010 views hell yeah Nikko
Facts, blondee 💙
Skipped
@@Mr_Nobody913 hey there stranger 😂✨gang gang✨
I'm an e-5 and STILL don't have an I love me book 😂😂😂
"Lieutenant Dan!!!!"" 🤣
Yeah me and my buddies played the hell outta that game featured at 2:33...With a full sized fixed blade. We also got insanely good. But like with boxing (dude got his orbital bone broke af during a boxing match) we were eventually banned from throwing knives anywhere near feet. To the friends (excuse me, idiots) that thought playing that game in flip flops was a good idea or that it would end well...What were you thinking?
God I love when Nikko spreads my cheeks and fills me with happiness everytime he uploads!
dude what? :D😂
11:08 “PSYOP Spotted” LMAOOOOO
Love Nikko's demonstrations! Thank you, Nikko I truly needed this today!💙😢
Can’t wait for military TikToks part 2434
More Military fails lessss gooooooo
Great vid Nikko!
Love the military videos!
The video at 5 min is actually here on Fort Leonard Wood and yes we are Marines 😂😂 I actually saw this shit happen in person
Can never lose it... have you ever had boots? The MFs will just lose all their shit in one go if they have the binder 😂
Nikko’s face at 2:28 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
love the vid bro it's amazing your so funny love your humor
So good 😂
trust me
my dumbass gonna lose that book with all the paperwork
2:17 my mind just immediately went "left foot stomp, hands on ya knees, hands on ya knees"
From stream to yt, Nikki never gets old😀
True facts on airforce I know this chick that’s a medic and everytime she’s not at work or studying for college she’s going on trips like snowboarding or to the beach or grand canyon, or she’s going out to super fancy places. Yeah airforce has it nice they get to do whatever they want
6:17 I think Nikko is realizing he may have joined the wrong branch.
Wish I could speak to this legend to find the right route through the military.
You are an inspiration.
The males had the same problem with the toilet they flooded the whole bay bathroom on the second floor. Since the females had to report to the male bay for instruction and such we had to use the male bathroom but the one time we couldn't was when the drills found out about the bathroom. Shit was funny as fuck. Shit, the "female" bay toilets never flushed lol. We got into trouble for Fort Moore's water issues lol.
Nikko forgot how to math lol
A good day indeed when Nikko uploads
I've been out for 4 years and I still have that binder I filled with my paperwork
Nikko doesn’t give half a fuck and that’s why I love him
Donut operator, AK guy and Nikko awesome day
Hell yeah 😂
@@nikkoortizshorts you should add foreign militaries to your skits
Literally was flipping through my I love me binder that I found the other day right when he showed the clip😂😂
I used to play that knife game at like 12 yrs old, my friend Bob was a pro at it
Nikko's energy in all his videos is too hilarious, I might need to lighten up on watching his content. 😂 Had me dreaming that both our crack headed asses were on the hunt for some cookie dough.
P.S- We never found any. 😂😭
This video has made me realize my military mom has instilled that I always stand at attention waiting places where standing is the only option
30 minutes and 7010 views hell yeah Nikko
Please do a video on the Canadian navy’s Naval Tactical Operations Group or NTOG
Love your videos Nikko ❤
So good!
glad i had something to make me laugh while im getting over this cold
The bomb one I can’t stop laughing
That last tip actually sounds real good
Loved it!
nikko funny asf XD
Nikko, you da man
Another Nikko video which means something funny or something to make you say wtf lol
Loved the video
You know it’s a good day when you watched nikko live on twitch then watch newly uploaded videos
I love military fails
yo u funny asf my boy
LOVE THIS SERIES, SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Lt. Dan! 😂
going to jrtc and after getting to go visit leesville was depressing for me but fuck the boys that stationed there god bless them 😂
Marine field week includes knife marksmanship. It is followed by rizz week
Boxing in the 4th platoon bay while still in my walking boot from breaking my heel 😂
Needed a laugh today
I had buddies at Fort Sill who I would always play Knife Twister with. Shit was fun till the knife went in someone foot...
2:16 the guy is also missing his left hand
Aye the girl sharing her LES and I Love Me book, I went to high school with her
always Fun!!!
near death i really like can you do the north sea also your room is sick i had a near death experience
Great video nikko
So good! 🙌
9:02 This is the most relatable shit I’ve ever heard
Yo bro, what’s up? Thanks for uploading more.
2:46 Civil War Reenactors do this too. Well those who can't "read". Me I just watch and wait for impending doom.
More AIRSOFT please!!!
I once had a dude in my unit find out i had a hot girlfriend. We were out on the town and I choked him out and when he woke up i told him next time i would just keep choking him and then borrow her dads tractor for an hour. He didnt tell anyone and he took every deployment he could get. I was joking but it worked.
Thanks!
0:52 YOU AIN'T GOT NO LEGS!
Sarcasm on point lol
9 years in the Army and ive only met one person that had an "i love me book"