Military TikTok Fails… Part 8

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2024
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Комментарии • 324

  • @SymbolicLogic24
    @SymbolicLogic24 6 месяцев назад +189

    "Or do something so gay you are forced to quit."
    Been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes for how accurate it is.

  • @user-dp8gk7lp7b
    @user-dp8gk7lp7b 6 месяцев назад +48

    “Sir did you just put that plate carrier on the dogs head?” Had me laughing for a solid minute

  • @TheCardinalSpear
    @TheCardinalSpear 6 месяцев назад +40

    Been out 8 years, still have my " I love me book" somewhere in the safe 😂😂

  • @williambennett389
    @williambennett389 5 месяцев назад +5

    I was retired at 22 as well. mine was from blowing through disc while putting a fire out.

  • @glfagle-grindle7754
    @glfagle-grindle7754 6 месяцев назад +43

    The first one just had me laughing with the " can't hit the black guy or your racist" and 5:06 doing that in the 1950s could get you a section 8 or discharge for being crazy

  • @TheToddistheshit
    @TheToddistheshit 6 месяцев назад +5

    My friend (marine), his brother (army reserve) and I (Navy) played chicken (knife thrown at feet) all the time at their family get togethers. Always freaked the family out.

  • @ravenmiller6376
    @ravenmiller6376 6 месяцев назад +5

    Yo 2:27 I've never seen that place before lemme just have a better look at canyon 😂

    • @Firebrand82
      @Firebrand82 22 дня назад

      That's a fine lookin canyon my friend

  • @Shaddowxxi
    @Shaddowxxi 6 месяцев назад +4

    My anxiety can't handle the knife throwing game xD

  • @WarZoneClipz1102
    @WarZoneClipz1102 6 месяцев назад +278

    Only real nikko Ortiz fans can like

  • @MrBusch90
    @MrBusch90 6 месяцев назад +26

    Airforce was at a comic con with a EOD suit. when I was given a chance to wear it I was wanting to fall without being grabbed, they caught the 90 pound suit + person mid fall. I was half tempted once I got up to start running away with it. But I probably wouldn't get far aswell as I was surrounded. Still funny though.

  • @andrewstoll4548
    @andrewstoll4548 6 месяцев назад +8

    Nikko FYI that knife game is Mubblypeg. You can find it in a 1920,-30 school yard games book. Yes kids in the 1920's played that at recess.

  • @Jensen1b7
    @Jensen1b7 6 месяцев назад +79

    The military has the best fails!

    • @micg7282
      @micg7282 6 месяцев назад +4

      lol I find them so much funnier because all the fails are just SOOOOO expensive. 😅

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts 6 месяцев назад +4

      They really do 😂

    • @G18BE
      @G18BE 6 месяцев назад +1

      Facts 😂

    • @Mr_Nobody913
      @Mr_Nobody913 6 месяцев назад +1

      And now they are the best fail

    • @sleeknoise9491
      @sleeknoise9491 6 месяцев назад +2

      It’s biggest fail yet is recruiting. It’s hilarious

  • @SmallDickNinja
    @SmallDickNinja 6 месяцев назад +2

    The knife throwing between the legs thing, we used to do that at summer vacation, about 8 to 12 years old when our parents sent us to our grandparents, but we used a swiss army knife, to this day I still think that its a miracle that I have reached 40!

  • @mechamchevelle5339
    @mechamchevelle5339 6 месяцев назад +8

    Marines said: Fuck it, we'll just use knifes

  • @peterfielding4527
    @peterfielding4527 6 месяцев назад +4

    Funny shit 😂😂😂😂, that throwing knives games, i use to play that when i was a kid and we called it split the kipper, one time we was using butter knives and my bro proper missed and cut deep into my thumb lol shit aim

  • @miss.mayamaie8635
    @miss.mayamaie8635 6 месяцев назад +3

    Dude, the "Lieutenant Dan!" had me dying for no reason!!!😂😂

  • @NathanGeske
    @NathanGeske 6 месяцев назад +11

    its impossible to beat Nikkos energy XD what a guy

  • @lightningcharged2749
    @lightningcharged2749 6 месяцев назад +7

    As a marine we indeed hate losing

  • @Hooliollamas
    @Hooliollamas 6 месяцев назад +2

    2:17 bro i cant breath 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @drahunter213
    @drahunter213 5 месяцев назад +2

    I wonder if nikko ever saw
    Jamsheed the RPG god lol that’s an awesome video

  • @Codm22712
    @Codm22712 6 месяцев назад +6

    Hay y’all hope your all having a damn good day and if your not OH WELL HAHA 😂

  • @toxic_gaming8580
    @toxic_gaming8580 6 месяцев назад +3

    i didnt realize how important the "i love me" book was until now. anyone else got any useful tips?

  • @Hoxha_was_cool
    @Hoxha_was_cool 6 месяцев назад +2

    Depending on when he served, if I say, “there’s an Iraqi guy with an RPG on a tocoma” he’s getting hella flash backs

  • @Quizap
    @Quizap 6 месяцев назад +2

    Yup, definitely best advice there at the end. Still have my "I love me" book from years ago

  • @liamkalfayan9770
    @liamkalfayan9770 6 месяцев назад +2

    9:04 had me laughing at facts

  • @KentuckyWhiteail167
    @KentuckyWhiteail167 6 месяцев назад +2

    I bet you good money I can lose that binder 😂😂😂

    • @KentuckyWhiteail167
      @KentuckyWhiteail167 6 месяцев назад

      @ClickOnProfile1023 I love your channel it gives me a good laugh all the time especially when I need it. alright sounds good

  • @mrvwbug4423
    @mrvwbug4423 6 месяцев назад +2

    "watches black dude pull the agent dodge in platoon boxing", oh I don't think that white boi has anything to worry about he ain't layin a glove on the other dude.

  • @kimmjohnston4744
    @kimmjohnston4744 6 месяцев назад +3

    Air Force gets to do stuff. Army gets stuff done.

  • @alexdavison6903
    @alexdavison6903 6 месяцев назад +4

    Yooooo watching Nikko trying to count is freakin HILARIOUS😂😂😂

  • @TributesCarlson-im4be
    @TributesCarlson-im4be 6 месяцев назад +25

    Always a good day when Nikko posts

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts 6 месяцев назад +2

      Always 😂

    • @hunterbailey553
      @hunterbailey553 6 месяцев назад +1

      Brother going to mct tomorrow for the Marines and I hope you know we don't always got feet fetish just depends on the length we away lol

  • @g3mzz828
    @g3mzz828 6 месяцев назад +2

    6:35 WHY DOES HER WORKING UNIFORM HAVE A ZIPPER!?!?!?!? BRO, EVERYDAY I SWEAR I JOINED THE WRONG BRANCH

  • @DarkPaladin06
    @DarkPaladin06 6 месяцев назад +2

    Honestly, thanks for that last tip Niko, im a high school senior getting deployed to basic for the navy once summer comes along, your the GOAT

  • @johnmorales6281
    @johnmorales6281 6 месяцев назад +1

    she deployed to the Gyatttt 😂😂😂 sheeeesh

  • @corie_1032
    @corie_1032 6 месяцев назад +4

    you know that hot blonde is gonna cheat when he gets deployed lol.

  • @xwinter__riderx9155
    @xwinter__riderx9155 6 месяцев назад +1

    4:04
    Holding on to you is a song that has the lyrics "lean wit it, rock wit it"

  • @Blondieee-ke5ez
    @Blondieee-ke5ez 6 месяцев назад +14

    Never skip a fail vid from Nikko… bestest ever ❤😂🙌🏼

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts 6 месяцев назад +3

      Hell yeah

    • @Saxonbrit165
      @Saxonbrit165 6 месяцев назад +2

      30 minutes and 7010 views hell yeah Nikko

    • @msgoblue71
      @msgoblue71 6 месяцев назад +3

      Facts, blondee 💙

    • @Mr_Nobody913
      @Mr_Nobody913 6 месяцев назад +1

      Skipped

    • @Blondieee-ke5ez
      @Blondieee-ke5ez 6 месяцев назад

      @@Mr_Nobody913 hey there stranger 😂✨gang gang✨

  • @Soapeerandomness
    @Soapeerandomness 6 месяцев назад +3

    I'm an e-5 and STILL don't have an I love me book 😂😂😂

  • @ancestrial394
    @ancestrial394 6 месяцев назад +1

    "Lieutenant Dan!!!!"" 🤣

  • @spencer7197
    @spencer7197 6 месяцев назад +2

    Yeah me and my buddies played the hell outta that game featured at 2:33...With a full sized fixed blade. We also got insanely good. But like with boxing (dude got his orbital bone broke af during a boxing match) we were eventually banned from throwing knives anywhere near feet. To the friends (excuse me, idiots) that thought playing that game in flip flops was a good idea or that it would end well...What were you thinking?

  • @monke9438
    @monke9438 6 месяцев назад +8

    God I love when Nikko spreads my cheeks and fills me with happiness everytime he uploads!

  • @foundationagentstriker2984
    @foundationagentstriker2984 6 месяцев назад +2

    11:08 “PSYOP Spotted” LMAOOOOO

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 6 месяцев назад +12

    Love Nikko's demonstrations! Thank you, Nikko I truly needed this today!💙😢

  • @48commandosnrpc
    @48commandosnrpc 6 месяцев назад +2

    Can’t wait for military TikToks part 2434

  • @amandachurchfield6542
    @amandachurchfield6542 6 месяцев назад +2

    More Military fails lessss gooooooo
    Great vid Nikko!

  • @Do_I_eXiSt
    @Do_I_eXiSt 6 месяцев назад +3

    Love the military videos!

  • @ethancovarrubias1605
    @ethancovarrubias1605 6 месяцев назад +2

    The video at 5 min is actually here on Fort Leonard Wood and yes we are Marines 😂😂 I actually saw this shit happen in person

  • @poopsled
    @poopsled 6 месяцев назад +3

    Can never lose it... have you ever had boots? The MFs will just lose all their shit in one go if they have the binder 😂

  • @rinrin6459
    @rinrin6459 3 месяца назад +1

    Nikko’s face at 2:28 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

  • @ADAMCALHOUN2024
    @ADAMCALHOUN2024 6 месяцев назад +6

    love the vid bro it's amazing your so funny love your humor

  • @lolsu7320
    @lolsu7320 6 месяцев назад +2

    trust me
    my dumbass gonna lose that book with all the paperwork

  • @CatWith-AHat
    @CatWith-AHat 9 дней назад

    2:17 my mind just immediately went "left foot stomp, hands on ya knees, hands on ya knees"

  • @someperson957
    @someperson957 6 месяцев назад +3

    From stream to yt, Nikki never gets old😀

  • @CooperJohnson01
    @CooperJohnson01 5 месяцев назад +2

    True facts on airforce I know this chick that’s a medic and everytime she’s not at work or studying for college she’s going on trips like snowboarding or to the beach or grand canyon, or she’s going out to super fancy places. Yeah airforce has it nice they get to do whatever they want

  • @MaksimKosarko-qi5br
    @MaksimKosarko-qi5br Месяц назад

    6:17 I think Nikko is realizing he may have joined the wrong branch.

  • @Jester161616
    @Jester161616 3 месяца назад

    Wish I could speak to this legend to find the right route through the military.
    You are an inspiration.

  • @heathergarrette5788
    @heathergarrette5788 4 месяца назад +2

    The males had the same problem with the toilet they flooded the whole bay bathroom on the second floor. Since the females had to report to the male bay for instruction and such we had to use the male bathroom but the one time we couldn't was when the drills found out about the bathroom. Shit was funny as fuck. Shit, the "female" bay toilets never flushed lol. We got into trouble for Fort Moore's water issues lol.

  • @Pine4ppleProd
    @Pine4ppleProd 4 месяца назад +2

    Nikko forgot how to math lol

  • @Disillusioned_1
    @Disillusioned_1 6 месяцев назад

    A good day indeed when Nikko uploads

  • @KingNiallGT
    @KingNiallGT 3 месяца назад

    I've been out for 4 years and I still have that binder I filled with my paperwork

  • @loonrgaming4528
    @loonrgaming4528 6 месяцев назад +1

    Nikko doesn’t give half a fuck and that’s why I love him

  • @choppersgaming4122
    @choppersgaming4122 6 месяцев назад +2

    Donut operator, AK guy and Nikko awesome day

  • @ryanpiercy9825
    @ryanpiercy9825 4 месяца назад

    Literally was flipping through my I love me binder that I found the other day right when he showed the clip😂😂

  • @Mr_Nobody913
    @Mr_Nobody913 6 месяцев назад +1

    I used to play that knife game at like 12 yrs old, my friend Bob was a pro at it

  • @LadyWyntress
    @LadyWyntress 6 месяцев назад +1

    Nikko's energy in all his videos is too hilarious, I might need to lighten up on watching his content. 😂 Had me dreaming that both our crack headed asses were on the hunt for some cookie dough.
    P.S- We never found any. 😂😭

  • @Pepsiman01
    @Pepsiman01 6 месяцев назад +2

    This video has made me realize my military mom has instilled that I always stand at attention waiting places where standing is the only option

  • @Saxonbrit165
    @Saxonbrit165 6 месяцев назад +2

    30 minutes and 7010 views hell yeah Nikko

  • @o-gt4td
    @o-gt4td 6 месяцев назад +3

    Please do a video on the Canadian navy’s Naval Tactical Operations Group or NTOG

  • @jasontiffin6495
    @jasontiffin6495 6 месяцев назад +2

    Love your videos Nikko ❤

  • @onishogun1000
    @onishogun1000 6 месяцев назад

    glad i had something to make me laugh while im getting over this cold

  • @angoose722
    @angoose722 5 месяцев назад

    The bomb one I can’t stop laughing

  • @LVWattsPlays
    @LVWattsPlays 5 месяцев назад

    That last tip actually sounds real good

  • @Maverick_125th_fw
    @Maverick_125th_fw 6 месяцев назад

    Loved it!

  • @rebeccawoodward4519
    @rebeccawoodward4519 6 месяцев назад +2

    nikko funny asf XD

  • @KnawedOne
    @KnawedOne 6 месяцев назад

    Nikko, you da man

  • @ClanLeader7606
    @ClanLeader7606 6 месяцев назад

    Another Nikko video which means something funny or something to make you say wtf lol

  • @PatrickFox-gp1op
    @PatrickFox-gp1op 6 месяцев назад +1

    Loved the video

  • @BzRk-Dino861
    @BzRk-Dino861 6 месяцев назад

    You know it’s a good day when you watched nikko live on twitch then watch newly uploaded videos

  • @skateata1
    @skateata1 6 месяцев назад

    I love military fails

  • @alex-zw8dt
    @alex-zw8dt 6 месяцев назад +2

    yo u funny asf my boy

  • @liamnguyen4380
    @liamnguyen4380 6 месяцев назад

    LOVE THIS SERIES, SO FUCKING FUNNY!

  • @mariotrujillo4927
    @mariotrujillo4927 6 месяцев назад

    Lt. Dan! 😂

  • @gmed9532
    @gmed9532 6 месяцев назад +2

    going to jrtc and after getting to go visit leesville was depressing for me but fuck the boys that stationed there god bless them 😂

  • @ultraflair04
    @ultraflair04 5 месяцев назад +1

    Marine field week includes knife marksmanship. It is followed by rizz week

  • @TayKdaBaddest
    @TayKdaBaddest 6 месяцев назад

    Boxing in the 4th platoon bay while still in my walking boot from breaking my heel 😂

  • @carmenhuyser808
    @carmenhuyser808 6 месяцев назад +1

    Needed a laugh today

  • @alphadragongamingFTW
    @alphadragongamingFTW Месяц назад

    I had buddies at Fort Sill who I would always play Knife Twister with. Shit was fun till the knife went in someone foot...

  • @Guitarfailtastic2857
    @Guitarfailtastic2857 6 месяцев назад +1

    2:16 the guy is also missing his left hand

  • @spencerjones9807
    @spencerjones9807 5 месяцев назад +1

    Aye the girl sharing her LES and I Love Me book, I went to high school with her

  • @aliciadupuy9228
    @aliciadupuy9228 6 месяцев назад +1

    always Fun!!!

  • @CSI556
    @CSI556 6 месяцев назад

    near death i really like can you do the north sea also your room is sick i had a near death experience

  • @kash651
    @kash651 6 месяцев назад +2

    Great video nikko

  • @IronSnakeAce
    @IronSnakeAce 4 месяца назад

    9:02 This is the most relatable shit I’ve ever heard

  • @Pokeson394
    @Pokeson394 6 месяцев назад

    Yo bro, what’s up? Thanks for uploading more.

  • @CaptainChip501
    @CaptainChip501 4 месяца назад

    2:46 Civil War Reenactors do this too. Well those who can't "read". Me I just watch and wait for impending doom.

  • @Rizzy64370
    @Rizzy64370 6 месяцев назад

    More AIRSOFT please!!!

  • @TalisRushlock
    @TalisRushlock 6 месяцев назад +2

    I once had a dude in my unit find out i had a hot girlfriend. We were out on the town and I choked him out and when he woke up i told him next time i would just keep choking him and then borrow her dads tractor for an hour. He didnt tell anyone and he took every deployment he could get. I was joking but it worked.

  • @user-kp8kf4rm2j
    @user-kp8kf4rm2j 6 месяцев назад

    Thanks!

  • @markbowerii7632
    @markbowerii7632 3 месяца назад

    0:52 YOU AIN'T GOT NO LEGS!

  • @wilhelmbloodworth1057
    @wilhelmbloodworth1057 5 месяцев назад

    Sarcasm on point lol

  • @exactinmidget92
    @exactinmidget92 6 месяцев назад

    9 years in the Army and ive only met one person that had an "i love me book"