Military TikTok Fails... Part 17
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- Опубликовано: 2 апр 2024
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Military TikToks Gone Wrong...
Military Fails That Hurt...
God damn. A 3 star general just out and about and playing in the snow? That's like watching a unicorn mount a donkey.
Nikko acts like its a rare Pokemon sighting.
It's the Air Force Academy and he is their Superintendent.
4:40 that is Lt Gen Clark at USAFA during a snow day. Absolute Chad i was there to watch that live
amazing leader having fun with his people
That’s awesome!
4:36 Man lost it when he saw that rank lol
I dont think ive ever heard Nikko scream with such pasion before
3 STAR GENERAL WTF 😂😂😂😂
He is a good guy. Some are fun, but when they mean business remember your lowly rank. Fact. Lesson learned & never repeated. A brigadier arranged for his driver to take me from base to my grandmother's for the weekend & picked me up Monday morning. He asked me to do some work the next week & I answered "yes, when I am ready". No sir, 😢😢
Coast Guard Lady was HUNTING those spring breakers lol
I lost it at "thats a 3 star general what the fuc*" hahhaha
4:36 I also had that reaction when I saw the rank lmao! Honestly thought it would be like an E7-E8, but an Lt Gen?! Insanity!
He is at the Air Force Academy (I could tell by the barracks/dorm buildings) so he is livin the life.
I have a Lt. Coronel who jumped from the pool fully clothed before making us do the same. He’s insane AF. The general in our Academy is the sweetest thing though, he’s like our grandpa.
THAT’S A 3 STAR GENERAL 😂
4:35 *MY EXACT REACTION WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS VIDEO!!!!!!*
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂
Agreed!!!
I must say frfr
True
True daddy
Frfr
If you let her beat you up while you beat it up is that a double beat down? Lol
Woo another post by our boy nikko!!! I’m still motivated to join the Marines and the military fails make me laugh even harder and make me wanna go even more.
Nikko!!! When are we gonna get an Ortiz and Mr. Ballen collab??? That would be epic!!
DAMMITT!!! @1:52. Still find myself occasionally standing outside in a storm rocking my poncho.. Wondering things..
10:00 minutes, the guy sitting on the sink, I know him, went to basic with him, shout-out Lee, good to see him in a Nikko Ortiz vid
USAF when snow : ◉_◉
2:44 as a Brit I can confirm
All the love for the chads in every branch
Mad respect
Love ya, Nikko❤
NIKKO THE GOAT
8:39 I WENT TO AIT WITH THAT DUDE!
Never thought I’d see the day a 3 star general is sledding😭
"This baby was on fire guard dude"
Thank you for making me laugh Nikko. It’s always a good time watching your videos.
seeing the general out having fun in the snow with the troops is so nice to watch
Just me or did you hear the panic in that mans voice when the three star took air.😅 Mans was thinking "he gets hurt they gonna skin us all.."
6:21 ngl, this made me cackle
Nikko's videos always make my day keep up the amazing videos.
Military memes and fail are awesome thanks Niko
The "I Know what will cheer you up! A COMPANY RUN!" Had me laugh so damn hard! 😆🤣
Niko I love the content thanks for the laughs
Ngl 4:18 looks like Masterchef Dad. Doesn't sound like him but it could be his twin. 😂
6:10 and violates human rights and geneva conventions... But well look past that LMAO
Bestest reactions on the internet ever forever the end 🙌🏼🖤
8:18 not to mention the left hand salute
10:18 that’s the BPC gym in Al Udeid 😂
Only post military fails I love them
@1:10 I know that person. It's me
sup Nikko, good laughing you bringin' me
love these videos
I was NOT prepared to see a 3 star general get air on a sled...AND THEN GET DABBED UP BY SOMEONE WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"Why do we need the video?" is the scariest question a person in authority can ask...
Nikko back at it again 👍
My Brain:womp womp
Great videos as always
Loved this. The commentary is the best, yet haha makes me laugh every time hope your having a great day ps cant wait for the next upload
So true
6:36 is that a VDV flag, niiice 🤣
fr 💀
Dude I love military fails
Nikko is probably the coolest military vet I've ever seen on the internet
Yessir this one going to be good
Bro this is my new favourite channel
We got a US i think Airforce Maj soon to be LTC on the camp im at and she loves being over in UK said she's sad she actually has to go back to the states 🤣 never seen such genuine disappointment in someone's face in my life. 😂 Also the two times i stayed over in a US camp (both times same camp Fort bragg think names changed now aint to sure) the building we had to stay in literally had a sign on the outside saying condemned haha good times, good times.
No cellphones one got me😊.
You always make my day😂
5:05 i had to rewind it to make sure it wasn't my headphones dying
4:15 nikko that’s all the same interaction with the coast guard. Idk why it was broke into two pieces.
Nikko is the funniest guy in the world
Another banger
love you man
7:40 I LOVE TRAINS IM MOVING TO VAGAS FROM AUSTRALIA LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Also love the content Nikko keep it up :)
The only difference on that last girl is how many times she's been ran through like a barracks finish line
Good video, as always
10:42 bro you would let a woman beat you up??💀(Same, normally I gotta pay extra for that)
nikko wish me luck going into the army ;) 11B all the way.
It's good for you, It builds character, is never wrong, and also never what they want to hear
Dang Nikko, posting on my birthday bro. Freaking noice
Bro i love yo vids
Brooo the CAC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that shit happened to me! I was like "ahhhhhhh! I lost my CAC, NOOOOOOOOO!" 5 seconds later "oh hehe found it!"
Love the vids
3:30 that happened to me 😂
Now my father don’t give a f about me😅
yes sir anther banger
At 5:01 I legit thought my earbud was dying, so I switched it for the other one 😂. I don’t even use my AirPods 🤣
I love you nikko
10:32 its like she "glowed up" to look like frieza from DBZ
was at lakenheath out in england, lowkey fire duty station
Dude my barracks at Ft Benning had black mold on the water fountain. We were just told to wipe it with a Clorox wipe before we use it😂
All that armor on that train.... in Las vagas?.....
I uhh.... depending on when that video happened, that may have been my unit coming back from NTC. Wild. I had to help do the god damn rail head detail.
@1:40 Anyone got a link to the clip? "would you look at that, not a cell phone in sight, just marines living in the moment"
To this day, when shits ate the fuck up at work, I say "Command Sargeant Major Dailey wouldn't let this happen" and NO ONE get its....but @nikko does. Lol
5:29 Marketing. It helps pay for all the shit the marines break lol
Losing the Boston tea party over 2% tax,. Yeah, how'd that turn out for you?
Have to go watch the older vids now bc this one isn’t long enough lol
All I heard when you said Seal Team was John Ballen lol
i have never been so fast to see a video
"She's so tiny and that's the job she chose?" Obviously. Because there's less to clean up. 🤐
i gotchu niko
That IDF on pizza night brought back good memories😅
Nikko you should check out the Lockheed C-130 Hercules
CSM Daley is Goated. I went to the range with him and he kept it real.
Stickers because that's the next best thing after crayons. 😂😂🤣
That cartoon marine looks like my father in law and he's a marine, and retired state trooper and he's so awesome!
Marines have stickers because if they break down, other Marines are “obligated” to stop and help them. I got a ticket from a Louisiana state trooper with a Marine sticker on my Jeep. He had one on his ticket binder. It was for not having my lights on when using my windshield washers. He was a douchebag and I got the ticket trashed. His troop gave him hell for stopping a hardened criminal.
They dont play in Miami during spring break. They literally had a fuck around and find out commercial.😂😂
Nikko come to Texas is Army all the way
I've been at RAF Lakenheath for 7 years now and it is straight poverty over here, no wonder we got the nickname Lakenhood
5:32 bc stickers go with crayons bro 😂😂😂
I'm surprised you didn't say anything about the flat tire xD on the humvee in the 3rd clip xD someone hasn't done a proper pmcs in awhile
This was a cerified O’ Rah Moment
173rd moved to Velsek Germany back in 2019
I just watched his other video and I saw this after finishing the other video 😂
Love ya ❤