I like the fact he patronises his audience saying they really have to know cars to get the jokes and then immediately shows a V12 Vantage calling it a V8 vantage
We want Romanian car edition. Dacia: the car that has a lot of problems but its cheap. Roman: the company that was once a great company as Roman Empire.
Because they aren't British anymore, they're German. Hell, even Vauxhall is technically German, being owned by Opel, but then again, Opel is owned by Group PSA so both are technically French.
@@oxaile4021 Ah, I'm not super acquainted with European cars, just a few little things here and there. The meriva's electric if I can recall correctly, so of course it would smoke a British V12 in a 24h race. Those V12s just guzzle so much gas, even if I could afford to buy a Rolls-Royce, I'd probably be bankrupt within a week from the fuel economy!
Today I've seen an old Subaru and the owner had put a sign on it saying "When I grow up I will be an Impreza!"! When I started taking pics of it the owner got out in his balkony and started saying car jokes! He was like 60 years old but still a car guy! It was the best thing ever! 😂🚘
@@SolarBeam04 então...a gente tem muita marca nacional, como Gurgel e alguns modelos exclusivos do Brasil, como o gol, e o HB20, além de alguns carros gringos com variações nacionais.
Bruno Micalef no he means it is really loud like the rapide, srsly have your heard a rapide rev near you, I did and I went tepmorarily deaf, for about 5 mins
What about the Honda/Acura NSX? Its been developed by Honda, built by Honda but its an Acura badge on it. So is it an Acura? By the way, the engine used is used in VWs and Audis as well....
The One77 Q is actually one of my all time favorite cars, period. Same goes for the McLaren P1, but my absolute favorite car of all time would have to be, currently, the
@@N55_R_55G I somewhat agree. I like the front too though. Just personal preference. I think it would be good with a F20 swapped in and redone suspension from scratch. It'd probably also need extra bracing for stability. I've heard they're not very good cars lol.
@@LLSniper my city's full of matiz's. Those are like the chinese version of minis/fiat 500's. They're not bad, but it's simply just looking like an egg car with egg lights.
Hyundai i30N : why you do want a Civic Type R ???? Stinger GT : i cant beat the RS5 thats all Hyundai Genesis Coupe GT : in case you hate the Nissan 370Z :P
Everyone needs to get bladed to 1 million subs this year he’s worked hard for like what 5-6 years now and he posts the best car videos besides daddy dug just give him the subs
Vauxhall Lotus Carlton: The real Baby Driver. There was a crew in Britain in the 90s who hit a bunch of smaller stores and escaped using a stolen Vauxhall Lotus Carlton. Those guys had some serious balls. One of there robberies happened just down the street from a police station
Same. Don't like to brag, but I think I had some decently good ones. Although, hundreds of people commented stuff, so I was not really expecting myself to appear anyway XD
a few Top Gear related comments for the Jaguar XJS in 4 words: (1) Was once a train (2) Mallard* as a car (3)High speed loco car. *fastest steam engine
British cars”god save the queen”
God: "no"
"She has played me for the last time":
-Death
Shut up British care are the best cars in the world
Save her from what, in my prospective the queen is gonna save god lol
when the queen die God save the ........
We want *Russian* edition!
*hardbass starts playing
Lada, MAZ, GAZ, imported VW’s and Bimmers
@@looniegaming9419 wanna really leave out UAZ? The old Hunter and the buschanka are pretty film iconic arent they?
UAZ 469
,,runns on raw potatoes“
Lada 2101/2102/2103/2104/2105/2106/2107: Little Gopnik's First Car
LeoGreck soz and I don’t know what that film is, I’m more into things like the Young ones and dangerous brothers
"Holden re-branded a bunch of Chevy's"
*every aussie seizes up simultaneously*
last time i checked it was the other way around
@@brandy6industries633 exactly, this triggered me alot
brandy6 industries The only time gm rebadged a holden as a chevy is the Chevy SS, a rebadged Commodore.
@@brandy6industries633 exactly im so pissed off
@@lordmeme_ they also rebadged a holden monaro as a pontiac gto and a pontiac g8
I have one for every minivan ever:
Speak to your manager
Toyota Previa: AWD, supercharged, mid-engine...minivan?
Rolls Royce phantom: Bentley hold my beer
More like
Bentley: "RR hold my beer"
Rolls Royce: "Bentley hold my champagne"
They were both owned by Germans lol
@@Real_MisterSir Both of them *German engine problems*
Rolls Royce is more luxury
@@lsswappedcessna Yeah because they are not for poor bitches
"Is this Jag-warrr"
"NOOO! This is PATRICK!"
Just pull the Jeremy Clarkson and say: ,,Its a JAG“
Jaguar Mk 2:
- Hudson Hornet's British brother
- Successful British bank robber
- Coppers also used them
- Seriously, look it up
Jaguar XK: Aston Martin DB7 as a cat
Inspector Morse's Go-to Choice
I like the fact he patronises his audience saying they really have to know cars to get the jokes and then immediately shows a V12 Vantage calling it a V8 vantage
Fax I noticed this as well, he also for some reason included the 2010 dbs instead of the latest 2020 one
Ya wanna hear a joke?
‘’Mini’’ Countryman
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol
"If you look closely, these are trees of the Amazon rainforest"
Nissan Juke? More like...
Nissan Joke
Lmao those bios are huge
Did he really just say Bentley Mulsann-y
@Nicolas Moller "Rolls Royce"? Are you okay, mate?
@@dylanjb4065 no it’s mulsanne
@@pulsarcubes there is no e
@@dylanjb4065 yes there is it’s based of the straight at sarthe
got me dead on Reliant Robin - you see me rollin
I literally laughed my ass off xD
"Smoke weed every day" xD
Nikola Neki Peh timestamp?
2:17
I think you're the first American to pronounce Jaguar the right way, thank you for not making my British ears cry in agony.
Can you do swedish cars? Wanna hear what u gonna say bout Koenigsegg!
Oh, I want to hear about Saab.
Volvo's!!!!
Koenigsegg Agera RS: Can't beat this egg
Koenigsegg Regera: Instant torque, instant wheelspin
Or
Traction control is mandatory
there is saab volvo and koenigsegg not much else
SAAB: We made cars - once.
Volvo: The safety obsessed manufacturer.
Koenigsegg: Nobody pronounces this correctly.
Done.
We want Romanian car edition.
Dacia: the car that has a lot of problems but its cheap.
Roman: the company that was once a great company as Roman Empire.
I was born in Romania!
Dacia: The cheaper Renault
Damn i don't even remember when i made this comment
@@MrPetcu woops Roman was a truck company no car company
That would literally be a 10 second video
Jaguar svr: (crackles and pops continuously)
I'm cooking popcorn sorry
OH YES
THE F1 :D
I wish I would have won the mega millions the first thing I would have bought was a F1 and I would drive it daily.
I immediately thought of the sport F1
Turbos Are For Pansies
The north won the civil war
@@aracer2030 i didnt but formula 1 lol
My Vauxhall Meriva will smoke all a'ya British V12's!
...on a 24h race
...with no repairs allowed!
Because they aren't British anymore, they're German.
Hell, even Vauxhall is technically German, being owned by Opel, but then again, Opel is owned by Group PSA so both are technically French.
@@lsswappedcessna Opel was owned by GM when Merivas were still being made so it's technically American.
@@oxaile4021 Ah, I'm not super acquainted with European cars, just a few little things here and there. The meriva's electric if I can recall correctly, so of course it would smoke a British V12 in a 24h race. Those V12s just guzzle so much gas, even if I could afford to buy a Rolls-Royce, I'd probably be bankrupt within a week from the fuel economy!
Opel
In rest of the world its opel lmao
“If you don’t get it, you don’t get it”
*visible confusion*
Where is the legendary e type
And the CX 75, ik it never made full production but it was cool
Probably prettiest car ever
@@oliverchilds9453 The XJ220 on steroids
@@speedophile7353 well the legend himself Enzo Ferrari said himself the jag e type was the most beautiful car ever
more like d type
Every single video of your teaches me something about cars
The Robin is so true *"They see me rollin"*
“They hatin’ "
Mooch Buster that gave me flashbacks to top gear and if Clarkson was watching he would have a triggered PTSD
THEY HATIN
@@looniegaming9419 They actually admitted that they rigged them to tip over because it was funny
The Robin is actually called the supervan
“They see me rolling”
I died right there 🤣🤣🤣
Today I've seen an old Subaru and the owner had put a sign on it saying "When I grow up I will be an Impreza!"! When I started taking pics of it the owner got out in his balkony and started saying car jokes! He was like 60 years old but still a car guy! It was the best thing ever! 😂🚘
The Noble comment said M12 but you did the M600. Big oof.
I had a hard time choosing between a Noble and Mclaren
cloridan Beauchamps you mean the W12?
U forgot mclaren 600lt bladed
PsychoGaming847 make your own then
Where’s my 600lt?
Here’s one “burn the carbon wing”or “ my ass’s on fire”
Jag V6: Bought for exhaust sound
Jag V8: Bought for zoom zoom
You know im different personally i dont like the v8 f type and i would rather have a v6.
Do brazilian cars!
oh wait we dont make cars lul
Brazil has it's own models, and we have Gurgel. (Vc é br?)
claro né mano
@@SolarBeam04 então...a gente tem muita marca nacional, como Gurgel e alguns modelos exclusivos do Brasil, como o gol, e o HB20, além de alguns carros gringos com variações nacionais.
Volkswagen Gol, Chevy Opala, Puma GTB
@@ArbitraryOutcome like
Does he mean that the exhaust of the one-77 is integrated into the defuser and you can't really see it ❓
Bruno Micalef no he means it is really loud like the rapide, srsly have your heard a rapide rev near you, I did and I went tepmorarily deaf, for about 5 mins
Loonie Gaming no i haven't but thank you
@@looniegaming9419 I drive on and whenever I rev over 4k with windows down I get a Tinnitus
5:14 TVR cerbera speed: thick spider car
British cars manufacturers in four words: “half of them: dead” or “ we aren’t British anymore”
What about the Bentayga? 😕
Qatar cars just a fancy VW
There ya go
It's not a VW, it's a Bentley. If it was a VW, it would have a VW badge on the front and not a Bentley one.
Uglier, more expensive Touareg
What about the Honda/Acura NSX? Its been developed by Honda, built by Honda but its an Acura badge on it. So is it an Acura?
By the way, the engine used is used in VWs and Audis as well....
Acura is part of Honda. Acura are to Honda as Lexus are to Toyota and Infiniti are to Nissan.
2:51 AYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE IM IN THE VIDEOOOOOOOOO THIS MADE MY DAY!!!
We dont care
@@Persac7 calm down train guy 🚆
let him have a little moment of joy for being featured on a youtubers video
0:01 before I watch this video I put my toy Aston Martin hot wheels down and this is the same model on the screen
Cool
The One77 Q is actually one of my all time favorite cars, period. Same goes for the McLaren P1, but my absolute favorite car of all time would have to be, currently, the
Reliant robin watch him rollin
Watch him go (...) he be rollin down the street he be rollin to his speed :D
Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin (What?!)
keep rollin rollin rollin rollin (Get down!)
keep rollin rollin rollin rollin (Yeah!)
In Britain, Vauxhall's are either mum mobiles, or chav mobiles.
Or a taxi
Ford or Vauxhall easy choice Isn't it (I'd take a ford
unless they are called "VX220", "Monaro", "VXR8" or are classic models.
Dont mock the Vauxhalls ! They made good performance cars too !
@@hybridShinx Yea!
The Reliant Robin was the best! I had to stop the video for 20 minutes to laugh hahahaha
With how many Vauxhalls are made by other companies, 4 words for Vauxhall: "There's no such thing".
bladed put my comment in his video *MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE*
which one?
@@OctalCargo9584 0:38
@Elroy The Gad, thx :)
@@OctalCargo9584 np 😄
I am feeling the same way , I was the fax machine one 😁
Do korean cars
I smell a Daewoo Lanos on the horizon.
@@LLSniper the hatch variant looks pretty nice on the back. The front lights look way too boring though.
kia soul yeet
@@N55_R_55G I somewhat agree. I like the front too though. Just personal preference. I think it would be good with a F20 swapped in and redone suspension from scratch. It'd probably also need extra bracing for stability. I've heard they're not very good cars lol.
@@LLSniper my city's full of matiz's. Those are like the chinese version of minis/fiat 500's. They're not bad, but it's simply just looking like an egg car with egg lights.
The F1 is the funniest one! I’m so upset I never have seen one
dodge viper in four words: ive got good lifeinsurance.
Yo man where is triumph
How you gonna put mg on but not it's biggest rival triumph
Ye MG is Chinese now
Charles Fletcher Triumph Stag: *I’ve got a STAAAAAG*
A car: A tHiNg ThAt MoVeS
Every British car in 4 words:
Likely to catch flames
As a bri'ish person this is true
Is this a jaguar? NO, this is Patrick.
Best joke in the video.
L-O-T-U-S
Lots-of-trouble-usually-serious
Got it from old top gear
that was good
8/10 Not sarcastic enough.
7.8/10 Good graphics, not sarcastic enough
Talks too much
1:26 im dead 🤣🤣🤣
Peel p50: you can benchpress it
How is the Bentley Continental GT a midlife crisis mobile, thats my dream car y'all just made you dont have the money to buy one.
It should have been "the famous rapper mobile" or smth
Y so serious?
Just because it's *your* dream car does not mean it's ours.
It's a Midlife Crisis mobile, end of story.
RoblotenHD Ok then, it’s a rich retiree’s car.
People are stupid. They're just shitting on it because they know they will never be able to afford one.
Am in the video hell yea
Which comment?
I'm at 5:52!
Holden HQ: A Bogan Midlife Crisis
Vauxhall:
Wait, it’s all rebranded
It always has been
They always been RHD Opels
Australian edition (ac/dc plays)
I have a better one for the Vulcan:
You play Asphalt 8
So-a what if I-a play asphalt 8
Sinnohs Darkrai then you like the Vulc- oh god I play Asphalt 8
I play asphalt 9 not asphalt 8
“No, not the bomber”
LOTUS. Lots of trouble, usually serious.
TVR Sagaris: Just dont f*ckin crash!
That pretty much covers every tvr
2:13 In Liverpool they are called "Jagga". Legends will get it
nigga
Korean Cars:Hyundai I30N:The Velosters bigger Brother
Kia Stinger GT:Loses to Audi S5
Hyundai Genesis Coupe:Best sounding Hyundai Ever
But the Stinger is WAY cheaper than an S5 down where I live. We're talking 65k difference in Australia, an expensive country.
@@motorbloxx Ok but lets be honest,the inside and outside design is just way better than the stinger..
Of Course! German Prestige VS Korean Rent-A-Car *GT*
Hyundai i30N : why you do want a Civic Type R ????
Stinger GT : i cant beat the RS5 thats all
Hyundai Genesis Coupe GT : in case you hate the Nissan 370Z :P
Hyundai Tiburon. Hyundai elantra
Every British car ever: *oops, I need fixing*
Cerbera Speed 12: 1000 HP Bugatti? Cute.
This
Is
A
Yiay
Clone
But
I
Love
It
No single RUclipsr owns the, "interacting with my community" types of videos. I know you're joking, but still something I'd like to mention.
No I'm just mad I didn't get in
kewl crusader how
*yIaY iS a RiPoFf Of LwIaY*
Its about cars though
Where tf is russian edition???????
CHREEEKI BREEEKI
CYKA BLYAT
Sadly that would be a short vid and what would you say, oh it’s been made for 40 years and it’s reliable
Yes!!!!! The first time I’ve heard an American pronounce jaguar right!!!!!!!!!
You: sorry if your a Vauxhall fan
Nobody: aw damn
OMG.....Did I Get In?...OMG I DID!!!!!! YAY!!!!!
Every classic Alfa Romeo:
Alfa, more like Beta!
Alfa Romeo - Rust loving shits
Mate you’ve just turned Alfa Romeo to lancias
@@hybridShinx Whatever car You Like- Less cool than an Alfa Romeo
Jokes on you , im into Alfa Romeos as well , im planning on selling my BMW 1M for a Alfa 4C someday
@@hybridShinx :D
Bentley Continental “ultimate midlife crisis mobile” me: laughs in corvette
Everyone needs to get bladed to 1 million subs this year he’s worked hard for like what 5-6 years now and he posts the best car videos besides daddy dug just give him the subs
I'm a gen z, and I freaking love the cerbera speed 12.
*reads comment* yay *cries with happiness*
Yeah it has 800 bhp.
ALWAYS respect your elders...
TVR cars are so weird but fast af but wish they came with TCS
who would want TCS in a track car? Track cars are made to be controlled by the driver with absolutely no ricey computer aids whatsoever.
I haven't even watched the video but I know I will love it because I requested it. 😁😁😁
So did I! My suggestion made it in!
McLaren Speedtail : One fast long boi
For Reliant Robin:
1: Obese? Minus 25 mph
2: World’s first driving suitcase
Tesla model X
Who stole my engine?
Do France next
Renault? Alpine? Peugeot?
Bugatti
And Venturi
A nation that can built a good and terrible cars 💪
@@darth_autie_117 im amazed someone still remembers them :P
JAG CX75: the ultimate forgotten hybrid
Vauxhall Lotus Carlton: The real Baby Driver. There was a crew in Britain in the 90s who hit a bunch of smaller stores and escaped using a stolen Vauxhall Lotus Carlton. Those guys had some serious balls. One of there robberies happened just down the street from a police station
Hey bladed what koenessieege made you love the brand lol can’t spell the name
I'll help ya: Koenigsegg
correction: koenigsegsigsugsagsiggssigssugsugg
The Koenigsegg One:1
Livirus thanks
Dammit mine didn’t make it
i feel you
Same. Don't like to brag, but I think I had some decently good ones. Although, hundreds of people commented stuff, so I was not really expecting myself to appear anyway XD
Same :¬(
Noble:do you mean barns & noble?
Despite being British, I don’t like British cars that much so this is pretty funny
Cars.and_gtrs Ig your pfp says different
Do Chinese cars😂😂
Hahaha tell me one chinese car brand :D
Um...in Australia there's Haval, Foton & Geely.
@@leogreck9984 a fake brand
I can name two Chinese cars: Nio EP9 and Techrules Ren.
@@ibrahimaamir1470 likely I think I actually heared that china made like theyr own bently but VERY ugly.
Thank God you said JAGUAR properly.
Just saying Jaguar and Jag!!
Well done.
Vauxhall VX220:Under-used FH4 Racer
Vauxhall Adam:the actual mini Mini
Vauxhall Corsa VXR:British made chav raids
Vauxhall Astra(2012): The Corsa's bigger brother
Vauxhall Zafira(Mark 1):great with/without ricing
Vauxhall Zafira(mk 2):similar vehicle,more tamer
Vauxhall Zafira(mk 3):good looking,not ugly
Vauxhall Zafira Tourer:more luxurious than MK 3
Peel P50:crumple zone is knees
Peel P45:Great Top Gear classic
Geoff I Hammerhead Shark:Top Gear's electrical attempt
Ford Transit:truely made in Britain
Ford Transit Hover Van:May,you blithering idiot
Edit: Vauxhall Lotus Carlton: Vauxhall caught the Testarossa
Did nobody think to roast the classics? The metro? The original mini? Morris minor? Austin Landcrab? So much good material to be had there
Fixed my headphones finally, now I can enjoy this series again
Awesome!
Voxhaull nova "has defiantly been stolen"
In Britain we have a tradition where if someone says they've got a Vauxhall everyone runs away
Ferrari F40: Flip-up headlights, totally new.
Or
Ferrari F40:Flip-up headlights,
cool.
a few Top Gear related comments for the Jaguar XJS in 4 words: (1) Was once a train (2) Mallard* as a car (3)High speed loco car.
*fastest steam engine
Is it weird that I got a McLaren ad right before the video began ?
All Jaguars: You're driven by golfers
Keep it going my dude can you do one for Sweden
Just gonna put this here Vauxhall: new clutch every day
Morgan 3-Wheeler: Are you Richard Hammond?
Koenisegg in 4 words: Bugatti is our bitch
Lots
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious