What Your Favorite Cars Says About You!

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel  6 лет назад +954

    Part 2 is now up! ruclips.net/video/59iQKWgMQ5Y/видео.html

    • @vrbec1
      @vrbec1 6 лет назад +2

      Pls datsun 240z

    • @KeepItBrick
      @KeepItBrick 6 лет назад +1

      Bladed Angel COME HURRY ITS BEEN A DAY IM DIEING

    • @SHzmc0
      @SHzmc0 6 лет назад +2

      Dodge challenger is a tank not a boat :P

    • @luisvaldez611
      @luisvaldez611 6 лет назад +1

      Man I love your videos haha I'm a mustang guy myself lol 2013 Gt

    • @yann.thiele8336
      @yann.thiele8336 6 лет назад +1

      Bladed Angel cool I'm a *_rotaty-dorito-jesus-legend_* :D

  • @dmcgee7431
    @dmcgee7431 5 лет назад +5009

    “My favourite is a Lamborghini”
    Which one
    “A yellow one “

    • @ST-qh1td
      @ST-qh1td 5 лет назад +268

      No i want it red so its both a ferrari AND a lamborghini

    • @Yorushi
      @Yorushi 5 лет назад +95

      This comment annoyed me

    • @fluffyboisquad7477
      @fluffyboisquad7477 5 лет назад +17

      I like the vereno if I spelt it out right

    • @irenerivera4827
      @irenerivera4827 5 лет назад +7

      Any yellow one

    • @CHlNO2007
      @CHlNO2007 5 лет назад +6

      Fluffy Boi Squad *veneno

  • @scpfoundationagent9660
    @scpfoundationagent9660 4 года назад +2094

    “Ngl I kinda like the Bugatti”
    “Veyron?”
    “No, the Bugatti”

    • @13swims
      @13swims 4 года назад +95

      No it’s spelled “Bogaty”
      XD

    • @clazzduccs3706
      @clazzduccs3706 4 года назад +66

      @@cdobreezy007 ahhh

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 4 года назад +46

      @@cdobreezy007 ahhh

    • @thatdude3829
      @thatdude3829 4 года назад +27

      @@cdobreezy007 r/wooosh

    • @mrcrazybubba7758
      @mrcrazybubba7758 4 года назад +40

      @@cdobreezy007 your the stupid one it is how every bugatti fan boy who is dumb spells it

  • @johanoeyaas
    @johanoeyaas 6 лет назад +6137

    Bicycle: You’re broke asf

    • @stantorren4400
      @stantorren4400 6 лет назад +127

      Your too young to even get a car much less a motorbike

    • @protochuwu
      @protochuwu 6 лет назад +54

      Stan Torren They might have meant a bicycle as in the *casual bike with no motor.*

    • @protochuwu
      @protochuwu 6 лет назад +18

      Stan Torren also,
      You’re*

    • @stantorren4400
      @stantorren4400 6 лет назад +11

      Why do people get so serious of how you write words? Seriously if you get it then no need to correct them

    • @wolffrags9856
      @wolffrags9856 6 лет назад +7

      @@stantorren4400 You are allowed to ride a moto a year or two before a car in many countries.

  • @maximzanaska
    @maximzanaska 3 года назад +264

    Any Rolls Royce : you muat have 18 cups of tee with biscuit a day
    Mercedes G class : you are probably member of mafia

    • @Aj-fh9it
      @Aj-fh9it 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Tubes12AX7k
      @Tubes12AX7k 2 года назад +8

      Rolls Royce owners probably don't even drive them... they sit in the back with a glass of wine.

    • @racevoltGamerthemecedesguy
      @racevoltGamerthemecedesguy 2 года назад

      Rolls royce good for mafia because you can store more dead body in trunck

    • @schnegva7801
      @schnegva7801 Год назад

      Nah, g class drivers are spoiled teenage girls, get your facts straight

    • @luctatoraeterna3218
      @luctatoraeterna3218 3 месяца назад

      G-wagon is overrated dogshit minecraft house on wheels

  • @celty_0473
    @celty_0473 5 лет назад +1477

    Camaro owners:
    Must’ve liked transformers

    • @excaliber2010
      @excaliber2010 5 лет назад +49

      when he said "Chevy Camaro : enjoy the simple things in life", I was like uhhh what? Never heard that before. But I did hear plenty of Transformers references.

    • @Pijus-s3q
      @Pijus-s3q 5 лет назад +14

      Yes i do like transformers XD

    • @jokingi
      @jokingi 5 лет назад +2

      I was going to like this comment but I think I'm just going to keep it at 69 likes

    • @schwany6703
      @schwany6703 5 лет назад +21

      I literally have a yellow 2013 camaro ss with black stripes

    • @KING-xi2qn
      @KING-xi2qn 5 лет назад +3

      yes lmao. thats why i got mine

  • @Paul-uh5fx
    @Paul-uh5fx 6 лет назад +567

    French cars: You like to spend time comfortably - on a couch while your car is being repaired

  • @anthonyjimenez6902
    @anthonyjimenez6902 5 лет назад +1031

    Ford Mustang : *exist*
    People walking on the sidewalk: *chuckles* I’m in danger

    • @SeRvA_07
      @SeRvA_07 4 года назад +2

      Okay I love Mustangs but I laught very hard xd

    • @gripfk8
      @gripfk8 4 года назад

      Sergi Valles it depends on the driver and same LOL

    • @SeRvA_07
      @SeRvA_07 4 года назад +1

      @@gripfk8 yeah thats obvious if u don't have experiencie driving I don't think that u can drive a big car with 450hp at rear wheels 😂

    • @gripfk8
      @gripfk8 4 года назад

      Sergi Valles not if my dad has taught me all my life and we have a imported mustang here in Japan that my dad and I drive but my dad knows how to drift it

  • @jeffrey9247
    @jeffrey9247 3 года назад +718

    “subaru wrx: you really like to vape” spot-on.

    • @marat9434
      @marat9434 3 года назад +5

      i dont get it. plz help

    • @transcallie
      @transcallie 3 года назад +9

      When don't vape
      "I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the resolve to do so."

    • @jaiden4775
      @jaiden4775 3 года назад +2

      Ahhh

    • @firealarmguy270
      @firealarmguy270 3 года назад +1

      Nah it should be WRX: you love your COBB stickers

    • @Holtyy_
      @Holtyy_ 3 года назад +1

      @MrUpfarm my friend has asthma, smokes both weed and cigarettes and vapes

  • @guitar_boi6774
    @guitar_boi6774 4 года назад +712

    when you said "You're a real hit with the crowd" i just nodded in silence

  • @shamyzero6349
    @shamyzero6349 6 лет назад +985

    *Driving around Tesla
    *Merging on to highway
    *Floors it
    *DURACELL KICKED IN YO!*

    • @michaelboone375
      @michaelboone375 6 лет назад +49

      Sam D Kid when I saw Duracell kicked in yo I fucking died 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shamyzero6349
      @shamyzero6349 6 лет назад +6

      LMAO

    • @toastedbread3287
      @toastedbread3287 6 лет назад +17

      If you're up north however... your battery might literally freeze. FREEZE.

    • @333Rabel
      @333Rabel 6 лет назад +15

      Bruh that was gold. XD

    • @shamyzero6349
      @shamyzero6349 6 лет назад +13

      Canadian I live in the highest part of New England. It has gotten pretty cold. Still see Teslas around.

  • @someguy1865
    @someguy1865 4 года назад +605

    Non car guy: sees red car
    Also non car guy: ooooohhh a FeRrArI

    • @SKYZO4
      @SKYZO4 4 года назад +24

      so my civic is a ferrari (actually people in my town thinks is a porsche)

    • @theauntiehunter0554
      @theauntiehunter0554 4 года назад +3

      @@SKYZO4 lol that made me laugh

    • @SKYZO4
      @SKYZO4 4 года назад +6

      @@theauntiehunter0554 facts, my friend

    • @SKYZO4
      @SKYZO4 4 года назад +4

      Correction: my civic was.

    • @boriskusinikov3059
      @boriskusinikov3059 4 года назад +1

      True

  • @inf_infinity9681
    @inf_infinity9681 3 года назад +67

    McLaren Senna:
    You really miss a racing legend who died tragically in the past :'(

  • @shaheemivoryphotography4665
    @shaheemivoryphotography4665 5 лет назад +1531

    0:37
    Him: you’re probably 12
    Me: slowly begins to cry as an 18 year old

    • @mthemacaw59entertainmentan85
      @mthemacaw59entertainmentan85 5 лет назад +19

      He said probably

    • @kirkt3970
      @kirkt3970 5 лет назад +41

      But, notice that it was a premium. Not r34 so I'm all good lol

    • @imvents
      @imvents 5 лет назад +8

      @@kirkt3970 True, I need the r34

    • @TmWastr
      @TmWastr 5 лет назад +7

      R32 ruleeeess

    • @Samuel2oh9
      @Samuel2oh9 5 лет назад +8

      It’s true tho Ask anyone what their favorite/dream car is: 90% of answers will be Veyron and GTR 😂

  • @nazarenofernandez2549
    @nazarenofernandez2549 6 лет назад +328

    Audi R8: If a 911 is too mainstream for you

    • @x-raybuffet3638
      @x-raybuffet3638 6 лет назад +5

      YES I love r8s it's like lambo but 1/3rd of the price

    • @nazarenofernandez2549
      @nazarenofernandez2549 6 лет назад +2

      An R8 V10 plus is an Huracan but much cheaper.

    • @x-raybuffet3638
      @x-raybuffet3638 6 лет назад +5

      I'm actually thinking of a used Audi r8 an older v10 model. Compared to a huracan it's about 200k for the huracan and 100k for an audi r8 so not really 1/3rd :P

    • @nazarenofernandez2549
      @nazarenofernandez2549 6 лет назад

      A brand new Huracan cost a ton more.

    • @ultimatejedi43
      @ultimatejedi43 6 лет назад

      Nazareno Fernandez thank you.... Even though I love the new V10 plus

  • @o_o888
    @o_o888 4 года назад +256

    "You're a real hit with the crowds"
    Oh my god

  • @WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuy
    @WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuy 3 года назад +31

    “Corvette: American Midlife Crisis” I mean ur definitely correct😂

  • @amirdadabhoy
    @amirdadabhoy 6 лет назад +94

    "you're a real hit with the crowd." I burst laughing , then soon realized i drive the same car...

  • @guzarishi1567
    @guzarishi1567 6 лет назад +340

    What does my Toyota Corolla say about me?
    *YOU ARE POOR!*

  • @kinori2335
    @kinori2335 6 лет назад +162

    love that "you're probably a hit with the crowd" XD, also I asked my friend what his favorite car was, and he said "the Bugatti". So I ask him which one. "The fast one," he says, "the fast one."

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  6 лет назад +33

      I'M FUCKING DEAD. WHY IS THIS SO RELATEABLE? Everyone of my friends who plays racing games, but doesn't know shit about car culture just always picks Bugatti no matter what and they always say, "It's the fastest one right?"
      No matter the track, no matter the circumstance, they use it. Like SMH

    • @kinori2335
      @kinori2335 6 лет назад +2

      Afterwards I compared it to my "fastest car I could think of", the Regera, and chose the Veyron Super Sport. Should have played with his mind and chose the type 35 or something as his "Bugatti"

    • @kinori2335
      @kinori2335 6 лет назад +13

      Also I'm pretty sure when people say "Bugatti", they've never even HEARD of the Chiron.

    • @logan12satcom83
      @logan12satcom83 6 лет назад +5

      Bladed Angel in nfs shift 2 my friend had all of the help options on while I had them all off and smoked his Bugatti vayran with my Mitsubishi evo 9 Mr edition. He raged quit lol. The track was road America and the race was 5 laps yet he cept referring to it as the fastest one.

    • @kinori2335
      @kinori2335 6 лет назад +3

      Lol extreme case of ricer vs tuner

  • @wheeliemain6958
    @wheeliemain6958 4 года назад +22

    I nearly died laughing when he said "You're a real hit with the crowd" about the mustang.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johannesriebel5635
    @johannesriebel5635 6 лет назад +391

    Toyota AE85: You thought it's an 86!

  • @lrballistics
    @lrballistics 4 года назад +309

    "You have a death wish"
    What other safety features do you need other than the doors?!

    • @zuzelmonster9450
      @zuzelmonster9450 4 года назад +10

      a roof in case your car goes over a speedbump to fast and launches you

    • @jrmyg1621
      @jrmyg1621 4 года назад +14

      an engine in case you're running from ur angry boss

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @steve_the_vehicon632
      @steve_the_vehicon632 3 года назад +4

      A bigger car so the other guy in the crash dies instead

    • @box2005
      @box2005 3 года назад +5

      Heck why do u even need the doors?

  • @triton6490
    @triton6490 5 лет назад +368

    That feeling when you like Tesla and you're mute.
    *Seems someone finally understands me*

  • @Pakkerz
    @Pakkerz 9 месяцев назад +1

    As an Australian, I see the Chevy/Holden re-badging scheme all the time.

  • @historygeek7187
    @historygeek7187 4 года назад +203

    Any Aston Martin:
    You like your martinis shaken, not stirred

    • @acapraichu4879
      @acapraichu4879 4 года назад +4

      My name's Bond, James Bond...
      Yea I think I should rewatch 007

    • @Lathaire
      @Lathaire 4 года назад

      Good one

  • @cuberznl
    @cuberznl 4 года назад +881

    Fav car Lamborghini: you are average and don’t know anything about cars and just wants a green one

  • @mrmcmuff3947
    @mrmcmuff3947 6 лет назад +2499

    Nissan GT-R: You are probably 12. NO I am 13!

    • @agnirodriguez2366
      @agnirodriguez2366 6 лет назад +18

      MrMcMuff no I'm 11

    • @tracywalker8756
      @tracywalker8756 6 лет назад +22

      MrMcMuff AHHH

    • @parsil8158
      @parsil8158 6 лет назад +38

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

    • @blackbirb6306
      @blackbirb6306 6 лет назад +26

      I'm 14

    • @luwi5972
      @luwi5972 6 лет назад +15

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

  • @avix.1138
    @avix.1138 4 года назад +34

    2:02 this had me rolling LMAOOO

  • @ohiogus5731
    @ohiogus5731 5 лет назад +401

    Honda Accord: stop calling me a civic

    • @ultravince_xxi
      @ultravince_xxi 5 лет назад +3

      So true

    • @hiddentreasure2161
      @hiddentreasure2161 5 лет назад +8

      Honda Fit: Yes, I do like the Ford Focus, and yes, I did bought this car because Japanese engineering master race

    • @Rookie-qv8hc
      @Rookie-qv8hc 5 лет назад +1

      He forgot to add the mclaren senna 😢😢

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 4 года назад

      But the Accord is literally a high tier Civic

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 года назад

      @@AnthroGearhead no, it's an entirely different car

  • @matthewmucci7473
    @matthewmucci7473 5 лет назад +493

    *literally any Toyota*: You watch Scotty Kilmer

    • @Outatime
      @Outatime 5 лет назад +2

      Who's that?

    • @chunkychicken2537
      @chunkychicken2537 5 лет назад

      @@Outatime RUclipsr

    • @motorbloxx
      @motorbloxx 5 лет назад +3

      @@Outatime an idiot that's who Scotty Kilmer is

    • @_getfood
      @_getfood 5 лет назад

      Yess

    • @lukeson8934
      @lukeson8934 5 лет назад +5

      @@motorbloxx knows more about cars than you

  • @georgezoitakis
    @georgezoitakis 5 лет назад +297

    Yes i am tofu delivery guy that means a secretly drift god

  • @brycebarretto4287
    @brycebarretto4287 3 года назад +15

    Toyota Century: Wants a Rolls Royce but couldn't afford one.

    • @Tutel_Thunder
      @Tutel_Thunder 7 месяцев назад +1

      Or wants rolls royce that wont break apart every 30.000 kilometers

  • @namr1174
    @namr1174 4 года назад +630

    What your fav car says about you
    Ferrari 360: "YoU wAnT a fErRaRi"
    *hmm yes. The floor here is made out of floor*

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 4 года назад +23

      What he means is that, there's nothing really special about that car ("360 Stradele") but the simple fact that *is a Ferrari,* and that's it ¯\_(:/)_/¯...

    • @namr1174
      @namr1174 4 года назад +11

      @@MiguelMedV eGgSaCtLy

    • @Mightymegatronthegreat
      @Mightymegatronthegreat 4 года назад

      What’s the farrarri that always catches fire

    • @jackass5066
      @jackass5066 4 года назад

      @@Mightymegatronthegreat 355?348?

    • @johnroc4497
      @johnroc4497 4 года назад +4

      Ahhhhhhhhh

  • @Linkmon99
    @Linkmon99 6 лет назад +661

    When the lambo comes across and it says "you're a youtuber" - dang...

  • @ITZPHOENIX
    @ITZPHOENIX 4 года назад +426

    I actually got scared when he said for the GT-R: "You're probably 12." How the hell did he know?!?!?

  • @catjudo1
    @catjudo1 11 месяцев назад

    I own an '01 Miata and love this! My car is light blue w/ tan top and looks like a "happy kind of car". I, on the other hand, am a big-time metalhead. I wear a lot of black and love to play my music good and loud. I've had strangers tell me that they didn't expect someone like me to drive that car. Eh, happy little car, happy little metalhead.

  • @lelenny7725
    @lelenny7725 6 лет назад +390

    *WHAT'S THAT??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY ROTARY ENGINE!!!*

  • @stefan_dumitru
    @stefan_dumitru 6 лет назад +246

    McLaren F1 - You're a legend

    • @filmerboymich375
      @filmerboymich375 6 лет назад

      But not really

    • @mithupal2634
      @mithupal2634 5 лет назад

      Nope

    • @pbf7845
      @pbf7845 5 лет назад

      xserpent: is a McLaren guy

    • @pbf7845
      @pbf7845 5 лет назад

      CIA: there's already been revolutionary electric cars any Tesla. in 2020 they coming out with a roadster which goes faster than that Ferrari

    • @pbf7845
      @pbf7845 5 лет назад

      @CIA have you ever looked at the 0 to 60 it's faster than the LaFerrari 0 to 60

  • @Lucas_met_een_K
    @Lucas_met_een_K 6 лет назад +204

    Nissan GT-R: You are probably a youtuber

  • @heptaverse4570
    @heptaverse4570 Год назад +2

    you have god tier taste in cars
    YEA BOY

  • @tobyuwu
    @tobyuwu 6 лет назад +148

    Porsche carrera gt: youre probably a clutch god.

  • @malcolm1201
    @malcolm1201 6 лет назад +247

    Aventador: (8 year old voice) o my gawd a Lambo!!!

    • @nicholaslavoie6008
      @nicholaslavoie6008 5 лет назад +1

      malcolm lmao

    • @ryderwirt5938
      @ryderwirt5938 5 лет назад +2

      Nah they would be like “omg the bat mobile”

    • @draxthedestroyer1685
      @draxthedestroyer1685 5 лет назад

      I’m 17 and I like the aventador. But only the svj and I would install a armytrix exhaust

    • @juano7692
      @juano7692 5 лет назад +1

      oMg iS tHaT a zEnToRnO?!?

    • @reidjordan4545
      @reidjordan4545 5 лет назад

      KA - CHOW the fact that I can’t tell if you know it’s not based on the aventador makes it funnier

  • @cjlondon720
    @cjlondon720 4 года назад +367

    Corvette stingray was super accurate for me: “You don’t need to spend supercar money for supercar fun”

    • @reep0763
      @reep0763 4 года назад +6

      Until it breaks 50 million times 😭😭😭😭😂😂

    • @Sonic_Appeal
      @Sonic_Appeal 4 года назад

      You own a Stingray?

    • @cjlondon720
      @cjlondon720 4 года назад +1

      Jayden 2k I wish, I really wanna get the C8

    • @TRX25EX
      @TRX25EX 4 года назад +1

      You dont understand what kind of fun Porsche Ferrari offers until you own them! Which is why they sell crazy otherwise why bother spend 5X more for same performance?
      Supercars much more than just performance!

    • @averagecoolepicyoutubers1929
      @averagecoolepicyoutubers1929 4 года назад

      Poor man’s supercar

  • @empireofflavium5181
    @empireofflavium5181 3 года назад +1

    ,,you don't use your turn signal''
    Ye thats right
    I like BMWs
    And this is true about the turn signals. Good job man

  • @johannesriebel5635
    @johannesriebel5635 6 лет назад +362

    Any BMW: You want to be the Most Wanted

  • @reynaldotrejo5217
    @reynaldotrejo5217 5 лет назад +309

    Nissan GTR: you're either 12, or a youtuber

    • @Suka_Rain
      @Suka_Rain 5 лет назад +11

      Reynaldo Trejo Or a guy that really like cars with some great customization 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @TeriandDave
      @TeriandDave 5 лет назад +5

      Thats a huracan

    • @Rickyzx04
      @Rickyzx04 5 лет назад +4

      Jared Perez ahhhhhhhh *its a joke*

    • @thirupathig4027
      @thirupathig4027 4 года назад +9

      I am a GTR fan boy and will be until I die.
      GTR is life.❤️🖤

    • @shaziaansari3150
      @shaziaansari3150 4 года назад

      Jared Perez he said turn your brain off and don’t take it seriously

  • @FabrixPiron
    @FabrixPiron 6 лет назад +232

    Cars Jokes + Miku music in the background
    You sir won a subscriber

  • @determination9296
    @determination9296 3 года назад +4

    Finally someone that understands my love for the Koenigsegg Agera RS

  • @notstan6820
    @notstan6820 6 лет назад +330

    0:37
    Him:you're 12
    Me:god damit, how could he know

  • @jacobgarz8970
    @jacobgarz8970 5 лет назад +114

    The Agera RS happens to be my favorite car

  • @jayanthpaul9631
    @jayanthpaul9631 6 лет назад +73

    Lan Evo: if don't wanna vape and rallying is life...

  • @saucer8845
    @saucer8845 3 года назад +10

    Ah yes, my favourite "rotary doritoe jesus legend"

  • @whonoseepic9419
    @whonoseepic9419 6 лет назад +164

    Koenigsegg Agera-rs: Yup, I must have a really good taste
    I mean I have studied cars for years now and this car is the best hands down!

    • @Sam-km3qv
      @Sam-km3qv 6 лет назад +5

      Agree man

    • @spiderpotato1139
      @spiderpotato1139 6 лет назад +1

      Yes me too

    • @tisik743
      @tisik743 6 лет назад +1

      bugatti fanboys

    • @whonoseepic9419
      @whonoseepic9419 6 лет назад +10

      @ tis ik, yup bugatti fanboys tend to be stubborn and refuse to appreciate Koenigsegg's world records. I am obviously a Koenigsegg fanboy but I still appreciate what Bugatti has done too.

    • @hcatto9800
      @hcatto9800 6 лет назад +1

      Agreed

  • @RafaelFerraz4979
    @RafaelFerraz4979 6 лет назад +211

    tesla was perfect

    • @surajsuresh8945
      @surajsuresh8945 6 лет назад +2

      Rafael Ferraz Ahhhh

    • @ognjenr536
      @ognjenr536 6 лет назад +1

      Rafael Ferraz agree

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 6 лет назад +1

      Suraj Suresh
      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

    • @radanju3
      @radanju3 5 лет назад +1

      AHHH

  • @shane_tobin312
    @shane_tobin312 6 лет назад +41

    Jeep wrangler: you tell everyone that roads shouldn't exist.

  • @szylaj
    @szylaj 3 года назад

    3:41
    "So, you know what they say about guys that own powerful overly extravagant cars, right?"
    - proudly slaps roof of my prius -

  • @CarbonComp
    @CarbonComp 6 лет назад +131

    BMW M3 GTR
    -You probably played Need for Speed most wanted Most wanted (2005)

  • @bigsauce6271
    @bigsauce6271 6 лет назад +68

    AE85: you’re too poor to buy an 86

    • @g.t.5483
      @g.t.5483 6 лет назад +1

      theyre kinda rising up in price

    • @bigsauce6271
      @bigsauce6271 6 лет назад +1

      key point 'kinda'

    • @naztheman4u
      @naztheman4u 6 лет назад

      Guess you´re wealthy enough for an AE86, but not wealthy enough for grammar lessons.

    • @Teggymania
      @Teggymania 6 лет назад +2

      AE82: ...At least the AE85 is close...

    • @ricebox1178
      @ricebox1178 6 лет назад +5

      Itsuki right now: *RAGE YOUR DREAM INTENSIFIES*

  • @lmfao2183
    @lmfao2183 5 лет назад +157

    Honda civic- You just bought a lawnmower

  • @Kingmohammed23
    @Kingmohammed23 5 месяцев назад +2

    2:13 pov you're that guy who waited until 2024

  • @gobson8391
    @gobson8391 4 года назад +104

    Viper: You have a death wish,
    Me: I know, but i still want that.

  • @bannerz103
    @bannerz103 5 лет назад +275

    Me : Loves the Supra
    Also me : Loves Fast and Furious

    • @zac1794
      @zac1794 5 лет назад +4

      Banner Z indeed but fast 5 and above are all shit

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 4 года назад +1

      A70: you probably find the AE86 a wimp
      A80: you must have been very lame in the car scene

    • @edwardastill2941
      @edwardastill2941 4 года назад

      @@zac1794 5 and 6 are aight 3 is trash

    • @andydbr2969
      @andydbr2969 4 года назад +1

      @@edwardastill2941 3 is lowkey one of the best. Any f&f movie starting with 6 is kinda trash

    • @tradeka4206
      @tradeka4206 4 года назад

      Pingaz 5 is good, 6 is okay, the rest are garbage

  • @rotanggang2979
    @rotanggang2979 6 лет назад +110

    "Rotary Dorito Jesus Legend"
    Actually made me lol, keep up the good work

    • @lelenny7725
      @lelenny7725 6 лет назад +1

      Dank Raptor sounds right to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @DanteFromDMC
      @DanteFromDMC 6 лет назад +2

      Or "LS swap is life"

    • @Ryan_hs123
      @Ryan_hs123 6 лет назад

      Same

    • @erichlewis960
      @erichlewis960 6 лет назад

      I'm fine with that title lmao

    • @erichlewis960
      @erichlewis960 6 лет назад

      WillDagamerkid053 honestly I can't see why people hate on the last swap so much like I get how it seems disrespectful but seriously it's the owners decision maybe he just wants more power and can't afford to keep the rotary in perfect condition and keep up with repairs

  • @cqb1494
    @cqb1494 2 года назад +2

    1:34 I'd say the Porche Boxter is the European midlife crisis mobile. The 911 is more "a toy for very rich people"

  • @WitchyWhale
    @WitchyWhale 6 лет назад +70

    Audi S8: You’re living a double life

  • @caddyguy5503
    @caddyguy5503 4 года назад +236

    Lol BMW shouldve been "Daddy's money" 😂

    • @taxevaderyoshi5795
      @taxevaderyoshi5795 4 года назад +7

      Or you're a dick

    • @ultimateade3980
      @ultimateade3980 4 года назад +1

      I started my own business and earned my money

    • @caddyguy5503
      @caddyguy5503 4 года назад +3

      @@taxevaderyoshi5795 y e s

    • @jonah.mcminn
      @jonah.mcminn 4 года назад +5

      That title only goes to lance stroll if you know what i mean. ;)

    • @jemiehooglied1659
      @jemiehooglied1659 4 года назад +2

      @@jonah.mcminn Lmao
      Lance deserves the seat tho

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel  6 лет назад +499

    For those upset about it just being one phrase per car
    *That's the point. The video it's based off of, has fast paced humor that links with other entries*
    It's not everyone's cup of tea, I get it. My channel isn't permanently going to become like this. So let me have fun for now.

    • @juanesninolorenzo3589
      @juanesninolorenzo3589 6 лет назад +1

      Bladed Angel for the nxt one murcielago, any Zonda, f40

    • @animealpha4795
      @animealpha4795 6 лет назад +4

      You do you, I enjoyed this and I enjoyed the anime one too.

    • @Primetime_69
      @Primetime_69 6 лет назад +2

      Do a wrangler, ram 1500, brz, or a cavalier/cobalt/cruze

    • @jaboi7118
      @jaboi7118 6 лет назад +4

      AHHHHHHH

    • @saint_zero
      @saint_zero 6 лет назад +3

      Bladed Angel
      This was so enjoyable! Part 2 and maybe even 3

  • @zachmoize6075
    @zachmoize6075 3 года назад +7

    As a Camaro fanboy I can confirm I love the simple things.

  • @thepebbleman
    @thepebbleman 6 лет назад +98

    Toyota GT86 - You like driving slow cars fast

  • @kinori2335
    @kinori2335 6 лет назад +39

    Something non-car people will never understand... A car faster than THE Bugatti...

    • @javianbrown8627
      @javianbrown8627 6 лет назад

      FlyingUnicorn25 I never really thought about it but what is the fastest car?

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  6 лет назад +11

      Not sure if it's Guiness Official (but who cares about what a shitty book and it's arbitrary requirements says. If the car exists, has done a top speed run, than that's enough proof for me)
      The fastest speed achieved by a Production Car in one way was 284MPH by the Koenigsegg Agera RS.
      I believe it went 278 VMAX, so when it went back the other direction it went slower due to wind.

    • @javianbrown8627
      @javianbrown8627 6 лет назад +3

      Bladed Angel makes sense that it's a Koenigsegg. Not surprised at all.

    • @snowyrowlet8061
      @snowyrowlet8061 6 лет назад

      ?

  • @j02killahz13
    @j02killahz13 5 лет назад +118

    Tesla: *Complete Silence*
    sO tRuE!

    • @fishkings423
      @fishkings423 5 лет назад +3

      JozAnimations They all were. Especially the Corvette being mid life crisis sports car. And the Mustang that you like to crash crowds lol.

    • @russellthomas1629
      @russellthomas1629 5 лет назад

      Maybe I’m just stupid but could somebody explain to me what that meant yes I already know you’re gonna reply with r/woosh

    • @fishkings423
      @fishkings423 5 лет назад

      @@russellthomas1629 r/woosh

    • @fishkings423
      @fishkings423 5 лет назад +1

      @@russellthomas1629 You predicted the future. Do you have the time stone or what?

    • @riccards
      @riccards 5 лет назад

      Yesh

  • @AlEscalante
    @AlEscalante 3 года назад +3

    1:40 When I was watching this video on my TV, I was in Need For Speed No Limits racing the Corvette Z06 as part of a replay of a limited time event.
    FYI, the replay event is the first Xtreme Racing Championship in No Limits from the Special Event Vault.

  • @illusion86ln
    @illusion86ln 4 года назад +133

    1:01 *You’re even worse at driving than an average forza player

  • @ratanbharadwaj7564
    @ratanbharadwaj7564 6 лет назад +147

    1:20
    I actually dont use turn signal
    Cuz i dont drive cars irl

    • @GuyNamedBarry
      @GuyNamedBarry 5 лет назад +1

      Do u drive Motorcycles?
      If you do which country are you in

  • @The_Average_Jorge
    @The_Average_Jorge 4 года назад +87

    He killed me with the “you main cloud in smash 4” lmao!

  • @nicwaples6020
    @nicwaples6020 2 года назад +1

    when it comes to holden owners, there isn't a snowflake's chance in a volcano they'd rebadge it as a yank tank. also holden commodore is a better corvette stingray.

  • @omgacat520
    @omgacat520 6 лет назад +59

    as a subie fan, all i have to ask is this one question:
    what lasts longer in a subaru, the owners vape juice or the head gasket?

  • @Lucky_9705
    @Lucky_9705 4 года назад +79

    Lexus LFA: *“I prefer an opera over the Jonas Brothers”*

    • @VideosTubeCh
      @VideosTubeCh 4 года назад

      I prefer an opera with the jonas brothers

    • @ty9154
      @ty9154 4 года назад +1

      And you don't like cup holders

  • @RustyHondas
    @RustyHondas 6 лет назад +53

    Focus RS "for the people who have family and cannot get a mustang" or " for the people who want to spend 40000 on a focus" I really like the focus but ya

  • @viktorino0753
    @viktorino0753 2 года назад +1

    A fast little anecdote. I know the guy that designed the Agera. Hes one of my former classmates dad. We went on a fieldtrip to Ängelholm where he works. It was the most fun a 11yo could ever have.

  • @Hazmat-assassin
    @Hazmat-assassin 4 года назад +126

    I love it. my favorite is the Koenigsegg agera RS, I was afraid you wouldn't mention it

    • @brinishabalderson4800
      @brinishabalderson4800 4 года назад +1

      my favourite is Koenigsegg Regara

    • @VideosTubeCh
      @VideosTubeCh 4 года назад +2

      Like the 2012 Agera R

    • @lh-racing2700
      @lh-racing2700 4 года назад +1

      Agera RS with the Phoenix design or the Jesko Track

    • @andyrocker9271
      @andyrocker9271 4 года назад +2

      Ik I was so happy when he mentioned it but he didn’t mention my second favorite ford gt :(

    • @ITZPHOENIX
      @ITZPHOENIX 4 года назад

      Andy Rocker 2006 or 2017?

  • @cringytoaster
    @cringytoaster 6 лет назад +566

    The Prius had me dead

    • @darthpotassiums1fan20
      @darthpotassiums1fan20 6 лет назад +9

      I hope your ok now

    • @kylecoolky1189
      @kylecoolky1189 6 лет назад +3

      This is a toaster talking

    • @MNSonYT
      @MNSonYT 6 лет назад +2

      Damn, that was Tesla’s job.

    • @oofoff7240
      @oofoff7240 6 лет назад

      🔥Prius died in a fire🔥

    • @Elite459
      @Elite459 6 лет назад

      keep it to yourself, nobody wants to hear it

  • @kidderbean4697
    @kidderbean4697 4 года назад +118

    So as a gtr and koenigsegg fan I guess I qualify as a godly 12 year old

  • @Million-720.
    @Million-720. Год назад +2

    My favorite is the Koenigsegg Agera RS (I lie, its actually the Koenigsegg Regera but that wasn't on this list so... yeah), but with my taste I can't stop thinking of my constantly changing dream car with the perfect spec in white.

    • @Million-720.
      @Million-720. Год назад

      I prefer the Koenigsegg Regera mainly because im not always in the mood for even the smallest wings/spoilers/whatever people call them based on size because its popup wing (so it always makes me happy no matter what mood im in.).

  • @artur.lv.drifter6839
    @artur.lv.drifter6839 5 лет назад +121

    Mercedes G Class
    Are you Russian Mafia member?

    • @Pear_God
      @Pear_God 5 лет назад +2

      Mercedes g class your a Beverly hill mom

    • @nicolapalmieri7344
      @nicolapalmieri7344 5 лет назад

      Didn't Russian mafia have the E60 M5?

    • @MDDeGrande1994
      @MDDeGrande1994 4 года назад

      Nah you're just a rich white teenage girl

    • @victorwcislo1718
      @victorwcislo1718 4 года назад

      Ain’t that an s class or an e class

    • @RubenSprng
      @RubenSprng 4 года назад

      @@nicolapalmieri7344 nah they usually have merc or Maybach

  • @Idontknow-zy5im
    @Idontknow-zy5im 6 лет назад +124

    I knew the 8 uh 6 uh would be here
    Edit: wow that is so is the most likes I've ever had. Thanks everyone😀

    • @Idontknow-zy5im
      @Idontknow-zy5im 6 лет назад +6

      Gum tape death match would work for the eg6

    • @animealpha4795
      @animealpha4795 6 лет назад +1

      KittenWorrior 000 toshiya joushima in his s2000 would destroy him. The dude literally does duct tape matches all the time,... Without a duct tape.

    • @Idontknow-zy5im
      @Idontknow-zy5im 6 лет назад

      Nabha Sengupta yes very true

  • @Teggymania
    @Teggymania 6 лет назад +30

    That crown vic reminded me of the RCR review for the P71 (if not that, then one of the other cop car reviews)
    "ITS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE A COP
    ITS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE A COP
    ITS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE A COP
    ITS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE A COP"

    • @vteckickedin2365
      @vteckickedin2365 6 лет назад

      ahhh

    • @xxcmp05xx80
      @xxcmp05xx80 6 лет назад

      Or “You want to look like a cop so no one will tailgate you”.

    • @novidsheremovealong1893
      @novidsheremovealong1893 6 лет назад +1

      Hello There "GRAB YOUR JUNK AND JERK OFF TO AUTHORITY!!! Because it makes you hard for some reason" -Mr regular

  • @solarflarestudios719
    @solarflarestudios719 Год назад

    As a mustang owner as well, that joke HIT realy hard LMAOOO! Loved this video!

  • @manuelsousa8479
    @manuelsousa8479 6 лет назад +90

    Ahahah the Tesla had me dead 😂

  • @karlogajsek663
    @karlogajsek663 6 лет назад +83

    What I can' hear you?!
    The Eurobeat is too loud!
    Never mind,I have tofu to deliver

  • @raider7265
    @raider7265 4 года назад +26

    “You enjoy driving boats”
    I mean, sure?

  • @theh3lix269
    @theh3lix269 4 года назад +101

    0:34
    Me: *cries in 24*

    • @nrn.o_o927
      @nrn.o_o927 4 года назад

      im 12

    • @trx259
      @trx259 4 года назад

      @@nrn.o_o927 im 12

    • @valad.
      @valad. 4 года назад

      Do 12 year olds only watch this lol?

    • @trx259
      @trx259 4 года назад

      @@valad. im 12

    • @valad.
      @valad. 4 года назад

      @@trx259 ik

  • @ashaik6947
    @ashaik6947 6 лет назад +166

    If you own a Aztec you're a pump that's the rule

    • @yourfirsthouseinminecraft4531
      @yourfirsthouseinminecraft4531 6 лет назад +44

      Your a highschool chemistry teacher who is secretly producing methamphetamine .

    • @tommygleason238
      @tommygleason238 6 лет назад +9

      Brown Gumshoe or a meth dealer

    • @TruckerGuy135
      @TruckerGuy135 6 лет назад +7

      Mikey likes video games Whoa wtf, my chemistry teacher literally made that joke today. She said that's how she can afford her car, not the teacher's salary

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 6 лет назад

      @@TruckerGuy135 lol

  • @anuragalig4357
    @anuragalig4357 4 года назад +123

    I'm happy I love Koenigsegg ❤️

    • @thatsmallguy6729
      @thatsmallguy6729 3 года назад +7

      Same but be careful as the Bugatti fan kids are gonna come

    • @JAromr_
      @JAromr_ 3 года назад +4

      @@thatsmallguy6729 and they are really annoying

    • @Puffyss
      @Puffyss 3 года назад +2

      my fav koenigsegg has to be the agera rsn or the ccxr :P

    • @Hanzo_Hasashi
      @Hanzo_Hasashi 3 года назад

      I dont prefer Hypercars that much, but I do like them. My favorite Koenigsegg is the Koenigsegg 1-One. That one is AMAZING!

    • @domtoretto6129
      @domtoretto6129 3 года назад

      @@Puffyss mine are either the agera r or regera and maybe the ccx

  • @PJ-xc7qn
    @PJ-xc7qn 2 года назад +2

    ive had my mustang for a month now and only hit 2 people so far! i feel like thats pretty good.

  • @alex.pro.2279
    @alex.pro.2279 5 лет назад +46

    Mclaren 720 S: "It looks like a Lamborghini Aventador 458 Italia"

  • @jonathantanasi2557
    @jonathantanasi2557 5 лет назад +87

    Bentley continental gt: Your probably part of the Russian mafia

    • @nicolapalmieri7344
      @nicolapalmieri7344 5 лет назад +2

      That's the E60 M5

    • @jonathantanasi2557
      @jonathantanasi2557 5 лет назад +1

      @@nicolapalmieri7344 oh ya😂

    • @volodyan7780
      @volodyan7780 5 лет назад +3

      as russian i can tell you, it's close to be truth.
      But bmw e34 e38 e60 e65 f1 and f10 is mutch more closely.
      It's like supreme car choice for our mafia\politician, and it's must be pitch black.

    • @nicolapalmieri7344
      @nicolapalmieri7344 5 лет назад +1

      @@volodyan7780 wasn't the E39 popular too?

    • @volodyan7780
      @volodyan7780 5 лет назад +1

      @@nicolapalmieri7344 Yes, but not that mutch as e34 and e38.
      people in my country just love e34 and e38 that mucth, they just missed e39 in his time.
      they just prefer to bought e34 insted of e39

  • @Donnerwamp
    @Donnerwamp 6 лет назад +39

    AMC Pacer: Weird and kinda ugly, but a V8 is a V8.

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 6 лет назад +1

      more of a muscle car than a v6 mustang

  • @s1n094
    @s1n094 3 года назад +2

    1:02 u should of have said "you hit more people than mph"