I feel your pain there, Bladed. The value of diamonds is artificially inflated to an unbelievable degree, but we literally couldn't live without the light and warmth provided by our star. Interpret that how you will.
Sage Sampson You would not know what it was if you watched tv either, not a lot of channels want to air a late ninties anime about a drifting delivery boy
@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 well challenger is way faster than boat but it's heavy and looks classy so he meant planes becose futuristic look makes venevo a plane
The 1999 VR4 only had 287 imported to the United States. To put it in perspective. *You're twice as much more likely to come across a Lamborghini Aventador SV compared to the 1999 VR4*
for the honda accord i wouldve probably went with "Youre likely an Uber driver" Toyota Corolla: "youre likely an Uber driver" Toyota Camry: "youre likely an Uber driver"
@@georgianultraimperialistor2934 i know man its a fucking beast get off ur high horse for one fucking moment and then maybe we can talk on a human level
The Charger bit was damn accurate. I own a charger, and sometimes people will pull over when I approach them. I’m looking to get one with the reinforcements that cops have just to fuck with people
Toyota MR2 Spyder: "You wanted a more reliable Porsche Boxster." Lexus IS300/Toyota Altezza: "You couldn't afford a Supra, but 2JZ is life." DeLorean DMC-12: "You're a big fan of Back To The Future." Lexus LS400: "You wanted the most stupidly reliable car you could get your hands on." Toyota Crown Athlete: "You wanted a Toyota that most people have never heard of."
Mate, The Holden Ute isn’t about trouble choosing between a dual cab Ute and a muscle car. It’s about UTE. You have to really use one for it’s true purpose to know the meaning of that.
Thanks for including the 86. We just call it the Hachiroku, or ハチロク. It means 8-6, rather than 86 (eighty-six). I bought mine myself though, as I work very hard for it working weekends, holidays, and night shifts with overtime. 面白いね、Something funny, here in Japan, I saw an 86 rebadged as the Scion FRS. なんでやねん笑笑
i have seen ladas beat it. and it is only fast on straights but the handling sucks so any underpowered car will beat you on actual sharp cornered races
2 year thread? Whatever, I swear to god I see those things in every shady, low income neighborhood that I can’t help but think that about the car. Shame it looks nice imo.
Thanks for the evo :’)
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THAT ENTRY PAINED ME AS A SUBBIE FANBOY!
But I did it for y'all the viewers :)
I feel your pain there, Bladed. The value of diamonds is artificially inflated to an unbelievable degree, but we literally couldn't live without the light and warmth provided by our star. Interpret that how you will.
MrChocolateHazelnut thanks bro
and.... i still think stars are moreusefull and powerfull
AND BEAUTIFUL
I'm happy now because I love Evos ❤️🔰
Bmw i8 : you wanted a more luxurious and impractical prius
Mr. squibbles that would be very accurate
@Arnav Gairola its not that slow actually , Doug DeMuro has a video about the car and he said it wasn't slow too.
@Arnav Gairola i wouldn't call it a supercar , more like a futuristic performance car that is rare currently.
@canal mais variado/ most random channel no , BMW especially makes it known as a 3 cylinder hybrid , nobody thinks it's an 8 cylinder
@canal mais variado/ most random channel yeah , there's that
"You want an off-road vehicle, but never actually go off-road with it"
- True for 95% SUV buyers.
These ppl thing that they are buying a suv , so they can go off roading but although it's not even a suv it's a crossover 😂
@Joseph Pae most of the crossovers are too low to the ground
G-Wagon owners
i never saw most suv’s as off-road vehicles idk why
@@RubyXIII yes. I know why . Bcs, most of the SUVs / crossovers are too low to the ground.
*E I G H T - U H S I X - U H*
*H A C H I - R O K U*
What’s the joke never heard it
Sage Sampson you probably dont watch initial d
gerrit sikkema you are right haha I don’t really watch tv and I just figured someone would tell me I don’t care enough to do my own research xD
Sage Sampson You would not know what it was if you watched tv either, not a lot of channels want to air a late ninties anime about a drifting delivery boy
The “You’re probably a teenage boy” fits rather to the VW Golf
Uhm thats a mini?
@@Makon112 He's saying it would fit better with the VW Golf, not the picture is of a VW Golf.
I don't know about rest of Europe but mini cooper is the staple "rich young chick's first car" in Sweden.
Cooper should be "You're probably a teenage boy, with taste" being the Lotus Elise the girl counterpart
"You like them barely legal"
Idk if I should feel offended or proud.
As a fellow R32 lover, I dont know what to feel
or you like nakazato from initial D
Mazda RX-8 really felt like a personal attack 😞
I felt that too :c
Feal ya
@于侑立 the fuck am I gonna do with part 1 dummy
Same xD
AHHHH
Lamborghini countach " You probably grew up in the 80s wanting this car "
Trey Bagatsing Countach : you probably wanna get laid
Hmmm true
Trey Bagatsing
You supply the people that sell all of the cocaine
Hmm that's another possibility
No wait you a drug dealer if you have a countach
"You're the last one to be picked when choosing teams"
That was extremely accurate
I felt personally attacked... but it is true
It's not accurate enough. I always was 5th last.
Damn
*braps in sad
Mclaren Senna: You're probably a FH4 Player
good car
Mine is the p1 and even on fh4
@@yellostarr insane car*
@@dom8900 now you need to tell me is insane good or bad
Lol yes
Tesla: your a silent guy.
PaganiZondaR: Your a loud guy
You're*
Teardrop99.3 Errors and you’re* a dumbass
You're*
Edgar Gaming shut the actual fuck up. all of you guys are complaining about a misspelling.
Zonda R: Too loud for everything
Aston martin Vulcan: Exists
Me: Bad Asphalt 8 Memories
it was good back in 2016-17
It was the beast at let 16
Lol, same
Aaah, after the pay2win disaster.
When your noob
“You play Asphalt 8.”
*That really hits me in the roots.*
Ikr
Lamborghini Veneno:
You Like To Fly Planes
Scripts thats more along the lines of the Egoista(?)
Scripts it just goes to 350kmh
@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 well challenger is way faster than boat but it's heavy and looks classy so he meant planes becose futuristic look makes venevo a plane
Scripts yes
If you drive a cessna citation you probably like to fly planes too
Ford Pinto: You are literally suicidal on a whole new level.
This comment made me so *warm* inside
My inner 10 year old can't read that car name without laughing
DMC-12: Cus you've seen Back To The Future
Thats true
Never seen back to the future.
I just love the futuristic look of it but true for non car enthusiasts
Yes
AE86: you're an Initial D weeb
Land Rover Range Rover: Taking you on any terrain in luxury and safety, while also hoping that nothing major breaks.
Not expecting Part 2 this soon!
3000GT VR4 “You’re a Unicorn”
Pretty accurate, crazy how I know two people in my town with them.
Demetrios b theres 5 in my place
The 1999 VR4 only had 287 imported to the United States. To put it in perspective.
*You're twice as much more likely to come across a Lamborghini Aventador SV compared to the 1999 VR4*
I saw one a few days ago in Aus o_O
Kelly Dunois WHAT
for the honda accord i wouldve probably went with "Youre likely an Uber driver"
Toyota Corolla: "youre likely an Uber driver"
Toyota Camry: "youre likely an Uber driver"
LOL, NOTED!
Franklin Feliz nu... That's the Prius
AMC Pacer: You’re hated for being a fishbowl.
M N Gremlin/Pacer : you must have a misrable life
M N pacers are fuckin sick tho
“Diamonds are forever and stars eventually explode and die” by far my favorite quote as a lancer owner
Btw Mitsubishi doesn't even making evo anymore. They need to switch
Ford Focus: You're probably a fan of Ken Block.
Or same deal with gt86; ypu convinced your parents to buy it cus its a ford
What
What
What
"You want a car that isn't just a car"
Spot on Most truthful words uttered by any classic car driver
Camaro ss(alternate reason): because you’re a fan of transformers
:D
XD you’re right
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏👌👌👌
ㄗӇИ〤 transformers uses a camaro 2ss
Literally EVERY. SINGLE . COUSIN. I. HAVE.
"you're either gonna let it collect dust or drive it to the ground."
Very true. One day when I get one it's going to be the latter 😁
Koenigsegg Agera R:
*_You just wanna die (NFS Reference)_*
So true
BMW M3 E46 GTR: You, get f**ked, Razor
G Irvin wdym
rip
Good
DeLorean: You want to escape your time. In style.
TheLivingEmerald delorean: you want to die by getting smashed
Being disppointed that you have to rebuild it into a time maxhine to hit dat 88 mph
TheLivingEmerald More like you want to travel in time with style.
FD RX7: you like spending a lot on petrol (gas).
Hummer: *What is gas?*
@@theredengineer2820 hummer goes through fuel like a drag car goes through tires
Or you just _good Dio dorifto edition_ wannabe
lol even GTR's gas is more expensive
Evo III: You like either Jackie Chan, or team emperor
Eclipse: The evo is too expensive
Shitpost Gold i like the term Jackie Chan
Shitpost Gold I thought it was the Evo IV.
Stock Lancer: You're probably going to put a Ralliart kit on it
god damn the team emperor joke is hilarious
FORD GT40: You are only 40 inches tall
Good one i wonder how jeremy clarksons drives it
@@stantorren4400 his Ford GT was 43 inches tall
I wonder how Mia drives it or even fits in it in Fast five
Gotta fix something:
Fiat 500: Youre probably a teenage girl.
Fiat 595 Abarth: The exhaust note got you didnt it?
You know what fiat stands for right?
Fat Idiotic Asshole Teengirls
@@icecoldmax2579 *FIX IT AGAIN TONY*
"Looks at pink punto" you guys are kidding me?
My bad boi is incredibly fast.
Lamborghini Countach: You're an 80s synthwave enjoyer
2008 Tiburon GT V6...
“You couldn’t afford a Genesis 2.0T”
Genesis 2.0T
"You couldn't afford a 3.8L Genesis Coupe"
:P
3.8L Genesis Coupe
"You couldn't afford a Genesis G80"
:V
Wats the difference between the Tiburon GT and the Genesis 2.0
Genesis G80
"You couldn't afford a namebrand Luxury car"
:D
Okay, actually I went too far with this one XD
The chain was going so well though xDDD
Toyota *EIGTH-UH SIX-UH*
AHHHHHHHHH
_N-NANI?!_
Keeper of Eurobeat fuk off
K-Kansei Dorifto?
OHHHHH MYYYYY GUUUUUD
My suggestion: Any Hummer: This is probably not going to help your "Tiny" friend
Or you want a roadblock buster
wasn't expecting that final fantasy vii reference, nice one!
Volkswagen GTI: You told your parents that "it's just a hatchback"
Because you can’t afford a A45 or RS3
Golf GTI ore Polo GTI ? 🙄
Mr henrich golf duh 🙄
mitsubishi lancer evolution iii gsr:
*"M I S S F I R I G U S I S T E M"*
Dodge Demon: You Just Want A Lot Of Air
they advertised that hood scoop waaayyy too much
@@outrage3396 well that's what gets 840 HORSEPOWER 2.3 SEC 0-60 AND 9.65 SEC QUARTER MILE 4 U
Man that hood is like 3 tikes more than a hellcat
@@georgianultraimperialistor2934 i know man its a fucking beast get off ur high horse for one fucking moment and then maybe we can talk on a human level
@@outrage3396 WTF i just said that hood deserves oveadvetosmesnt that it gets
He did a freaking Yugo hahahahahaahha. Best 100$ you ever spent.
Saleen S7. Good taste in cars
Do not disagree you no you love it
Yep I love it
Me to I like it more then bugatti
👍
Its a work of art
Mercedes G63 AMG 6x6: Because 4 wheels just isn't enough.
Because 4 wheels are just too mainstream. Get it right man!
Nissan cube - because old volvos aren't boxy enugh
Legit looks like a loaf of bread
M3 GTR: you grew up on Most Wanted, and you probably still play it
I would say for the regera
U don’t like shifting
You play too much NFS Payback
Ryosucc
Jeep Wrangler:you just want the doors off
Rolls Royce of any kind: because you have your bottom cleaned for you by a paid worker
Except the Wraith. Then you're son of that guy. I love that car though
Daniil Zotkin because you want a free umbrella
Instead of listing classic cars and making us 60s and 70s car nerds angry he just groups classic cars together instead
RX-7 FC: because the FD is too new but you still want to be a "rotary Dorito Jesus legend"
Ilan Moore 💀"Dorito"...u ment DORIFTO? O^O
lol i mean both
Ilan Moore RX-7 FB: Because the FC and FD are too new but you still want to be a "rotary Dorito Jesus Legend"
Mazda Eunos Cosmo: when 2 rotors is not being enough of a rotary Dorito Jesus legend
the thing I love about Bladed angles fan base is that everyone is so nice you guys made my day today looking at the nice comments.
Nissan 300zx "You probably just told your mom it was just an old Nissan"
30 Z Is better
Im framing your comment on my wall.
FeldMarschall Rommel he stole the joke from the first video
Dodge Challenger SRT demon:
You have a bigger death wish than 370z, viper, and MR2 owners combined
Dom Klatt actually Challenger isnt hard to drive
Kelly Dunois the new demon model have 800hp out of the factory
Actually 840 with race gas and 808 with premium. All to the rear wheels
QuantumSoda wats the point if it cant get off the line properly or attack sharp corners like a Camaro ZL1
Dom Klatt how bout less weight to gain "840hp" :)
The Charger bit was damn accurate. I own a charger, and sometimes people will pull over when I approach them. I’m looking to get one with the reinforcements that cops have just to fuck with people
I got one: Ford Escort:
"You play 'Midnight Club II'"
Midnight club still cancelled
Toyota MR2 Spyder: "You wanted a more reliable Porsche Boxster."
Lexus IS300/Toyota Altezza: "You couldn't afford a Supra, but 2JZ is life."
DeLorean DMC-12: "You're a big fan of Back To The Future."
Lexus LS400: "You wanted the most stupidly reliable car you could get your hands on."
Toyota Crown Athlete: "You wanted a Toyota that most people have never heard of."
StealthStar17 Volvo 240: Hou hate new cars but want a safe car.
Toyota RAV4, you probably work for a school district
Mini:"your prob a teenage boy"
Idk about your school but if I pulled up to school in a mini I would never hear the end of it
BMW M3 e46 GTR: You have played the best NFS ever / You are highly underrated
bmw m3 gtr gang
S2000: You wanted a Miata that was actually fast
S2K: you want to throw 100 grand under the hood
S2k: You're a 40 year old japanese touge driver that can drive using one hand and vomits when you lose concentration
Honda Prelude I wish I was rear wheel drive
agree
as an MR2 owner, I completely agree with that
Honda Jazz: *Ya like Jazz?*
I think it's called fit in the west
Lol
Hugh jazz??
"Your the last one to be picked when choosing teams"
Me in about 2-3 years: I'd like to buy a Mazda RX-8
Thanks for the nsx dude, thanks not calling it "poor's man ferrari" :')
NSX looks similar with Ferrari Enzo & F430 though.
Ricing out an NSX is freakin awesome have you seen initial d's Honda nsx?
I would make the Gallardo this
"you are experiencing premature 2000s nostalgia"
I can't belive you added Yugo 🤣
4:35 with that , you have 100 % right ❤
Ex-fucking-actly
True
Ford GT 2017: Could’ve had a V8
More power with less pistons
It still sounds muscular.
Or you don’t care v6, v8, 4banger, or v12 you just want a fast car
@@Fxstneem nvm. V6 is only good on GTR. W16 or V8 is nice.
@@Fxstneem maybe I could try a 2JZ or 4-AGE. Actually I still care :)
Don't worry I know of cars. A little.
Mate, The Holden Ute isn’t about trouble choosing between a dual cab Ute and a muscle car. It’s about UTE. You have to really use one for it’s true purpose to know the meaning of that.
Zenvo ST1: Because you're a Dane who is proud of your country, not knowing it will catch on fire.
Hunky Skunk lol
because you couldn't choose between supercharged and turbocharged so got both
Lamborghini Gallardo-The official car of someone who likes Lamborghini but can't name a single model
iBallasticwolf2 this is stupid
So fucking true omg
Rimac Concept-2: You think gas hypercars are too mainstream
Perkaholic Zombies76 Rimac C Two: because you’re sick of those pesky Photons beating you in a straight line.
Perkaholic Zombies76 concept 1: don’t let Hammond get in it
Croatia power🇭🇷
@@awais6710 lmao
Aston martin DB11: "Beating huracans on tuesdays and going to fancy dinners on wednesday." or "can pass anything except a repair shop."
Lancer Evo 1-X= Diamonds are forever and stars die and explode
Me= *Covers up a burnt Subaru* Nooooooo.......
On that place I would destroy every LanEvo and kill every Mitsu owner
Dang, you had the F-150 dead on, as that's why I bought mine
4:01 i died at this one!🤣
Ok den
That's the classic sentence on Subaru vs Mitsubishi battle (and this sentence turned against Mitsubishi 😊)
I guess you're a star
Peel P50 : you wanted take your car wherever you want.
Reliant Robin : you like flipping over
Reliant Robin : and you probably like to be a joke in Mr Bean
Thanks for including the 86. We just call it the Hachiroku, or ハチロク. It means 8-6, rather than 86 (eighty-six). I bought mine myself though, as I work very hard for it working weekends, holidays, and night shifts with overtime. 面白いね、Something funny, here in Japan, I saw an 86 rebadged as the Scion FRS. なんでやねん笑笑
The McLaren P1 is my dream car! Engineering at it's finest!
i have seen ladas beat it. and it is only fast on straights but the handling sucks so any underpowered car will beat you on actual sharp cornered races
@@v1per690 one speed bump and your car is stuck there
The Mclaren p1 the stylish Toyota Prius
750
My favorite is Porsche 918
Mclaren P1: You’re the type of person to just say hello to people on the streets
Nubby Da Nub uhmm i do and its my favourite car
Gone outside Okay :P
Correction, you want an insane race car but your an eco warrior... it's my favorite car
Noice
Pontiac Aztek: you watch breaking bad
EIGHT-UH SIX-UH
Andrew Sanchez eight shitty six duhh
Andrew Sanchez EIGHTUHSIXUH > FReShBRaZzer
lmao
4:57 could also be "you're to lazy to change gears"
Nissan Cube
You wanted a unique car but it’s just a square
Nick Pringle its a fridge
Alpine A110 : you're french .
Ferrari F-40
Top Gear 2 is the first racing game you ever played.
Cobalt Fox F40 : you like buying my posters
Toyota avalon: your an old person trying to look younger
Ford GT: You're an old school Le Mans fan
it's been 3 years papa blade we need another one
Koenigsegg ccxr: because fastest car in blur
I play blur too
ccxr is outdated koenigsegg jesko is the new crack but ccxr is still amazing
Vivaan Rohra the ccxr will always be in my top 3 because it was what got me to like supercars/hypercars/or whatever tf u wanna call it
@@sukhmand5327 hypercar lol
I like all koenigseggs
"Koenigsegg One:1 :
You have the power to carry your own wait" that made so much fuckin sense lol, good that you're aware of its power to wait ratio
Toyota supra mk5: you wanted a supra but you got a M4
Nissan silvia: your a drift god...sometimes
JohnDM 1010 how do went from a Toyota Supra to a BMW M4
Kelly Dunois cuz the new toyota supra has the M4 engine
its a LFA V10
Kelly Dunois what?
JohnDM 1010 you mean the all new Supra right ?
5th gen Grand Am: change the letters and it spells Grandma
Do a Chrysler 300--You just want to look rich for cheap!
Yad Gakhal honestly Chrysler 300 feels like you are rich lol
Chrysler 300 - You want to show everyone that you are rich, but don't have the money to get anything else.
2 year thread? Whatever, I swear to god I see those things in every shady, low income neighborhood that I can’t help but think that about the car. Shame it looks nice imo.
Porsche 918: Because you want people to know you have money.
Killed it with the yogo!😂😂😂😂
Focus RS: You want a track car, a family car, and a drift car all in 1
The classic car certainly hit the nail on the head
love how you pronounce "eight six."
EIGHT UH SIX UH
Fun fact in Japan we say hachi roku (8-6) but we pronounce eight six eight- to shikkusu
MERCEDES AMG GTS
You have a Sense of taste And you want some luxury but sporty
Can you list the Volvo 240 Turbo for the next one?