Every Car Ever in 4 Words! JAPANESE EDITION
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
- Inspired by Every Anime Ever in 4 Words by The Anime Man! Japanese Cars are plentiful and a core part of Tuner Culture. As before, expect to hear some things you don't want to hear, but also hear some things you do want to hear! Also you already know that it's physically impossible for me to get through this video without at least mentioning ricers once...or maybe twice. Anyways y'all asked for it, so enjoy!
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I have a better one for the Miata
*IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER*
Fair enough, here have a pin.
Bladed Angel this is the most amazing day of my life... thx Bladded, I will never forget this
Or Bladed where's the Miata
Or... probably a hair dresser
LMAO IM DEAD
Four words for Mitsubishi as a whole: used to be cool
Nice name.
now Subaru is better.
And also. Mishubishi copied Subaru. Subaru was always the best answer.
+lego truck wheel. Subaru-Kun is best car.
Or: bring back the times
Mitsus still are sexy af
Toyota AE86
*Running in the Nineties.*
Deja Vu
I've just in this place bef-
Crashed*
SPEED, SPEED LOVER!
GAME'S NOT OVER!
NIGHT OF FIRE!
BEAT OF THE RISING SUN!
The king of Akina
modern talking. modern walking in the streets. new desire. lift me higher with your speed. Run in fire.
Gas, gas, gas
NSX: lol I made Ferrari sit down
Gt40: that's cute. I took their lunch money
GT-R: I earned a badass nickname with my first model.
Corvette C6R : Aww thats cute, I stabbed Ferrari.
GT40 is eaily my favorite car ever made partially because of ita whole creation story
aventador: i get mocked for losing , but get hated if i win
no one cares
Four words for Toyota: Will never break down.
(No seriously)
Except the hybrids
Not sure about the current models though.
i hope your talking about the pickup truck and some other models and not newer ones
sentence not words
What about the supra mk3
"Drive the Corolla as long as it runs"
Year 2092: my 1997 Corolla just hit 7 million miles
Lol
My 2005 Corolla has 300,000miles without any engine lights lol
ElShadow GFX mine has 385,500 miles with just maintenance required lights. Had that lights turned on since 300k miles and still running
You mean me?
@@glopp.2914 yes
Where is Mazda Furai?
“Too hot, burnt herself”
This describes the Furai the same way but Mazda Furai: Literally the hottest car
It is so hot that it burns 🔥
I’d rather go for the supra mk4 as
*”IS THAT A SUPRA!?”*
no its a bmw
@@Xtagia. that’s a mk5
oof missed opportunity
Bruh You Both Are Wrong
@@likeablelabradoodle4035 And @Kyrtk21 BMW Helped Make TOYOTA Supra MK5 From BMW Z4
I got it recommended after years.
Btw you should have named the supra as
" Is that a Supra "
i wanted to comment that, but you beat me to it
@@obviouslyme7065 yeah by 4 months
@@kingkie0980 This was in my recommended, I'm not subbed to him
*sprays glasses with windex then wipes them* Is That a Supra!!!
well this video was made 2 years ago, but i thought the same thing at first
Toyota AE86: Perfect tofu delivering car
Zerixor 100 like
Running in the 90s.
Perfect -tofu delivering- car.
The best freaking drift
E
All Japanese cars “I like to drift”
Not civics :(
not all, some are drag racers
Laughs in Nakazato
arent a lot of japanese cars FWD
@@damianb420 some of them are rwd, like the RX-7 and the Supra. But most of them are AWD
"young enthusiast's wet dream"
i'm already 23 so i'm kinda old to just getting into cars, but damn that's so true.
i grew up surrounded by nissan cars so i really do love them. but r34 will always be my favorite...
As a NA '85 MR2 owner I can say it's not as fun when your car isn't trying to kill you
Your car is trying to kill you? That scary man.
@@boimsenju5481 snap oversteer.
@@user-fx8bk3fo8u not all that common
Definitely most fun being on that edge in the mr2. wet days are still fun days. 8B8 is best color
Hey do I know you?
Scion FR-S
Subaru BRZ
Toyota GT86
- The same freaking car
FR-S = DRIFTY BOI BUT MEH INTERIOR
BRZ = TAME AF BUT GREAT INTERIOR
86 = NOT-SO-DRIFTY BOI BUT MEH INTERIOR
Charlie Yang or Looks fast, goes slow!
T SERIES SUCKS that’s 5 words you can’t use that 😑
T SERIES SUCKS the video is 4 words to describe the car
Looks fast goes slow describes the brz
Idk what you are getting at
T SERIES SUCKS what does drifting have to do with what I’m saying everyone knows the car drifts
5:52 I have a better one: *The Forgotten Middle Child*
Tru
The Worst one ever
@@sk1dzzz608 NAH FAM THAS THE BEST ONE
@@Skizerrr no
@@sk1dzzz608 yes.
1:20
Initial d referance?
Edit:i just saw the ae86 thing
"Honda Civic Si: Please Don't Rice It.
Honda Civic Type-R: Oops, Factory Already Did"
THIS GOT ME SO BAD HAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO!
Honda Civic, stickers add horse power
Plastic aftermarket too
Of course thats simple physics
And red paint
Not: VTEC, The God's Speed?
I watched this for the Prelude and "Oh baby come back" is bang on
This video in 4 words:
Thanks man Really appreciated
M-iata
I-s
A-lways
T-he
A-nswer
Woah
pun?
Donut media?
Miata
Manual is always the answer
AE86
*great tofu delivery car*
Best acctually
Overrated Starter Drift Machine.
happy to be here, the best explanation of the n/a mazda i’ve ever heard
8:00 yup!! My first car was a Corolla in this exact way! (Geo Prizm, but still). I can still feel the leather burning my thigh as I sat down on a hot day!
Loved that thing. ABS, tachometer, power everything, sunroof, front sway bar - I've learned those weren't super common on compacts in the '90s.
Dark teal too, such a 90s color. I still miss that thing!
MR2: "The Suicidal Death Trap"
*Crazy for Love intensifies
Nope
Mark 2 tourer v with mechanical transmission
YOU CANT SURVIVE THIS CORNER
MR2 :
The Kogashiwa's Broken Suspension
*SNAP OVERSTEER INTENSIFIES*
*Corner 33 intensifies*
The Ultimate Shortcut drift car 👌
Toyota Hilux:
Every Car In Australia
Got a point there
@@onlyinred1 or the Land Cruiser or Mazda
Hilux:
Só capota essa porra
Toyota hilux is overated
How about: 'Always Refuses To Die'.
So happy to see a crumb of love for my gen 2 Mazda3. 😃
8:32 I didn't expect to hear my favourite ed theme in a vid about cars but here we are. Shit just hit a nostalgic point :')
How do you say
"Immortal Rotary Dorito Jesus"
without laughing?
magic
Dorito dorifto power car
Maybe practiced until he wouldn’t laugh saying it
Lol yeah
He actually cringe a bit at the end
Toyota Corolla AE86 Sprinter Trueno
Super fast Eurobeat dorifto
Supah fasto eurobeato dorifto*
De ja - vu
Night of fire !
Eurobeat intensifies
SUPER ULTRA LATE BRAKING!
The Prelude is so true. 5th Gen is my dream car (only issue is they barely exist in the midwest), but I really wish they made more of them. I love how almost all preludes look
Right after the Subaru part... a Subaru ad came up. wow.
*JUST WOW, SUBARU.*
“Oops factory already did”
Ouch.
Also, saw an older NSX on a nice backroad today.
I saw one during my trip to the states, black makes pretty much most cars look sleek
Calvin Valentine I saw a new one a couple days ago. I could hear the pops and crackles when it passed me.
I saw a 2000-GTR!
Not really rice on the fk8 tho. Fk8 looks weird without oh the aero parts
Nice
“Honda, and here’s where things get fun”
*the typical grocery getter*
i really had to laugh out loud when the eg6 came up xD
It's tradition to come to these videos every few months
Video: Isuzu and Subaru
Him: I-su-suu and Subru
Me: (Falls of chair)
No offense, he doing good.
VIdeo: Daihatsu
Him: Die Hard Soon
Me: (Falls off chair)
@@egil8166 WTF!!!!! I almost laughed to death 😂😂😂
he sais isuzu good but hes like " I su zuu"
Was literally about to say the same thing 🤣🤣
And don’t forget Maa-zzz-daaa
The way he pronounced Isuzu
*EEE SU SU*.
Sound like some African name
Lmao ikr
It’s pronounced “Ee-sue-Zu” our I’s are pronounced like English E’s.
이쑤쑤
Definitely not the proper way to pronounce Isuzu
I’m like white af but I can pronounce it correct lol.
I'm surprised you threw the Avalon in there. Love that line.
Fun fact about the Toyota Prius: I had to work on one in my high school auto department. We took the battery pack out to test the charges on the individual parts of the battery. It’s been 2 years since I’ve graduated and they’re still trying to fix the damn thing. There was not a single person in any class who could put the battery back together and put it in the car and have it start.
NANI?!
omae wa mou shindeiru!
And that’s why I love your chanel
Beautiful
kansei dorifto.
😂 lol I die when u read this
Toyota ISIS: *Here comes the BOOM!*
Good job
LOLOLOLOL
ALOHA SNACKBAR TO EVERYONE
Instead it should be described as: Totally Totally Wrongly Named!
ALLAH AKBAR
You can beat the hell out of those tc’s, I got an is300 now super nice
Is that... Kuchizuke diamond in the background? Nice taste, there bud. Really takes me back.
Mazda in four words: The cutest smile ever
"Immortal Rotary Dorito Jesus" DEAD HAHAHAHAHAH
5 speed manual matrix Xr was my first car. I miss her every day 😢
I got to the Mazda part of the video and then an ad for Mazda popped up lol.
Your gonna build a vador? Go for it! YES!
Your seeing things there , no vador car in this video :p
Charlotte Dunois 10:09
there is a vador
Honda Civic: lawn mower, lawn mower
I have a Civic so don’t get offended
Lmao 2x civic owner here and a baby supra totally stock and a auto ;-(
I mean its 4 words xD
@@liveandletlive2894 convert it there's prbly kits to make it manual
@@someoneidk6303 doubt for my specific car and regardless not worth the time $ and effort
Gonna find a super riced civic and meme it as lawn mower, bottom text and put a shitty vapor wave theme over it
I'm glad we agree on the Honda Prelude. Absolute beauty of a car
Lol i love this video it’s hilarious. Im a big jdm btw favorite cars are the nisssn s14 silva and nissan r32 skyline
TOYOTA SUPRA 2JZ: Honey, were my Turbo?
4 words that describe not just all cars but all of Japan
*HENTAI IS VERY GOOD*
No it isn't it's genuinely weird
Cyber Dragon754 Ok boomer
Winer Swiner leave it in 2019
@@mateom2108 o k b o o m e r
@@alkalin3543 😂😂😂😂😂 mate im 18 so im on the border 🤣
I watched this video when it first came out, 2 years later I’m am the proud owner of an 07 Scion tC
The collection of car very nice
"Monster sticker add 600hp"
-some random ricer
Yes
5:52
I got one "The Forgotten JDM legend" because its always the r32 and r34 and quite rarely the r33
Nope
Forgotten jdm legends are mark 2 and Laurel (not in Russia and Japan actually)
This are poor guy supras and skylines with 4 door
бананов maybe A31 Cefiro too
Ngl, R33 is look way better than R32 and R34
People call the r33 a failure for some reason
R35 is "Young Enthusiasts Wet Dream"?! I can't believe I'm saying this, but this is way too accurate for me. I want a GT-R!
IzUzU
Dude u just killed that names
U did but still love your content 🤣🤣
3:14 that's probably because it has a SKYACTIV engine having pretty unknown method of combustion by mazda called
Spark-Controlled Compression Ignition
The Dark Dorito Legend.
Mazda
Nununununu mazda
Best 4 words ever
Ultimate Dank Dorito God
Wtf u even here
Mitsubishi eclipse cross= Largest Dissapointment ever made
Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross:
- *ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING*
- *WTF IS THIS SHIT*
- *CHANGE THE FUCKING NAME*
- *THE DISRESPECT IS REAL*
- *ECLIPSE IS NO SUV*
- *WHY? SERIUSLY JUST WHY?*
- *MITSUBISHI, YOU FUCKED UP*
- *WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???*
- *HOW DARE YOU, MITSUBISHI*
@@galil_6863 that Works too lol
You forgot
*-SCREW THIS SHITTY CAR*
@@VanWolf *FOR REAL, SCREW IT*
Holy FUCK Mitsubishi. WTF IS WRONG?!? THE ECLIPSE USED TO BE COOL! NOW IT'S A DAMN MOM TANK
"And that's it for suzuki"
**cries in suzuki swift**
Sad
Vitara too
my man just starts playing daisy stereo dive foundation like its nothing, what a legend
What about them Silvia's?
Skyline had a baby
@@mq1405 😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg im laughing so hard hat that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
240sx is basicly Silvia with pop-up headlights
Jerremie Couronne s13
The 240sx is basically the American cousin of the 180sx and the Silvia, and all the parts are compatible. I actually plan on making what's basically an American Sil80. Just get a 240sx with the 180sx style rear end and put a Silvia front end on it. I'll import an original S13 front end from Japan, if that's what it takes
EVERY TIMEE HE SAD ISUZU I DIED🤣🤣
I Seuss you
He sees us 🤨
ee sue sue
E SU SU
I see you
Mista when seeing this: i pretend i didnt see number 4
The reason I like the HC type-R is because in my country you aren't allowed to make any modifications to your cars, not even spoilers, so having a car, even if it is riced, look like that stock, is very good
I laughed so hard when be said autozam girl best waifu lol
He isn't wrong
The AZ1 is like a baby Ferrari F40
So much hate for the RX 8....., Prius totally deserves it though
Subaru and Mazda sedans are totally underrated
I've heard that the Legacy 3.6R is a decent performance car.
why because you vape your lungs out
the wrx is a sedan and it’s actually overrated
Priuses are for jewish grocery people
My mom owns the rx-8 it's a first generation and she loves the car I got the rx8 in a few games and ppl call it crap but I still be eaten them in races
seeing the 86 put a smile on my face
1:30 i always get the feeling that all of hondas cars that start with CR is a reference to hondas motocross bikes like the CR500 dirt bike
Bit disappointed that the OG Nissan S30 fairlady z wasn’t mentioned
agreed, I was expecting it to be in there
Same though
If we could describe it I think this is what I would go for
*Wangan Midnight's Devil Z*
Wangan Midnight meme boi
Phyren did u die tho?
MX-5:
NA: Naturally Amazing
NB: Naturally Beautiful
NC: Naturally Childish
ND: Naturally *DESPACITO*
MX-5: He can, I can
Ha right
Stupid worst shit like Depashito
TerraGaming - Gaming Videos ;)
@@crownfedora5355 What do you smoke man? Because the ND MX5/Miata is awesome!
glad someone else appreciates scion
my dad hopes to have a TC and currently has an xd (completely underrated cute car)
the xd is more than a fun driving cube. It may look like a grocery getter, but its so much more than that. I wish other people would see this. Its small, very cute, best looking hatchback in my opinion, and still fast
5:52 Another one is "always replacing the dash"
My boss has one and it's been stored for years now because the dash is so hard to replace. If one light or button goes out, you have to tear the entire dash out and replace the entire wiring harness.
We need every ENGINE in 4 words Bladed. Meta to the max.
do it
yuukame i've got some for you. lol
Chevy 350 - Where is my gas?
Chevy 454 - already out of gas. 😂
Chevy ecotec - pretty much american rice
Any ls motor - the engine swap god
yuukame do it
Any Bmw motor - Where is my oil?
I got a few
Diesel:
what is the environment
corvette ls:
engine swaps all day
civic type r:
when VTech kicks in
a ricers dream engine
lambo v10s:
takes turbochargers over v12
Bugatti w16:
WE NEED MORE HORSEPOWER
@@kevinpham8693 BMW- need more blinker fluid
On Scion you forgot the xB should have put "The Toaster On wheels"
That title is reserved for the VW Bus
Datsun 100A, only existed in Finland in the 70's, 80's and 90's and cought on becouse of my summer car in the rest of the world just a tad bit too late
I could not expect any less of the 3000gt my precious baby darling, you physically cannot say anything bad about that car it’s a masterpiece
Toyota Celica: Scotty kilmer recommends 1994
So I asked my mum what new car we would get:
Me: Hey mum there are some really good cars for under 30 thous-
Mum: we're getting a Toyota Corolla Ascent.
If you say
C O O L V I B R A T I O N S 3 times,
Shinigo will appear and bump you.
Said it 6 times
Accidentally killed Shingo 😂
the other day i went to the co-op and there where 3 suv's that looked the same they are good cars for those who lack knowledge of cars and arw boring
But is it new
It could be worse, you could be getting a Hyandai.
I got one for the suzuki samurai: "Puerto Rico's famous tuner" (Seriously around here there are a crap ton of them that are always tuned.)
I’ve actually seen a 3000 GT in my hometown, which is surprising because my town is relatively small.
Every Italian Car ever in 4 words next
shit on four wheels
Everything always breaks fast
Can you make a "Toyota Freaking Supra" video? Would be much appreciated.
good idea
Yee
Supra = gæ af R34 for the win😤👌🏼🅱️🔥👌🏼💥
@@hitclipsshorts I like r34's as well but supra's are better in my opinion
@@hitclipsshorts nah I'm good.
Right after he said the mazda 3 i got a mazda ad for the cx-30
Dude, you were spot on about those toyotas.
another for supra mk4: "IS THAT A SUPRA"
Why everyone calls it “Su-bu-ru” xD thats Su-Ba-Ru
True
Subaru
subru
Americans have a funky accent my friend
Wikipedia lists both.
Forester sf5 sti type-M
Only 800 were made
One sold for 95k just lately in 2019 and non others even for sale which is rocking hight for 2002 forester.
I'm just 15 and this is my dream car. Ur videos motivate me alot
5:04 is it just me or does it also look kinda like a supra
As a 3000gt owner, i was so happy to see the love you gave it :D
Do british cars in 4 words
Break in 5 minutes. Done. For every single one
if you mean jaguar and land rover i’m srry their indian now
More than 50% of nissan is buy by Renault but it's still a Japanese brand
Boudewijn Witvers well there is still McLaren, Aston Martin, Bentley, rolls Royce, Vauxhall, and lotus
Alas, i have spotted you.
The fact that you put Daisy in the backround when doing the Supras is golden. Bless you weeb
holy crap is saw a 3000gtvr4 just today and i didnt know what it was but i thuaght it was cool i forgot about it until saw this video
Toyota Supra 2019: A Japanese BMW M2
Juan Luis Lara Hdz you mean X4?
I would buy one if I had the money
@@anthonymolina7416 you mean Z4?
SuperSpeeder I like the look of the Supra more than the z4
@@anthonymolina7416 sorry, i meant to tag the guy that wrote that its an x4, misclick
The first gen NSX should have been "is that a Ferrari?" Or "hey nice Ferrari dude"
Very cool
i love that theres just casually yamada and the seven witches op in the bg