25 Types of Car Guys in 10 Minutes!

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @darth7293
    @darth7293 3 года назад +6723

    I am making eggs want some guys?

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  3 года назад +1514

      eggs as in.... _Koenigsegg?_

    • @drumasharma6822
      @drumasharma6822 3 года назад +314

      Sure

    • @cosmic8829
      @cosmic8829 3 года назад +110

      i did not recieve my pin >:O @Bladed Angel

    • @yashthegamer4250
      @yashthegamer4250 3 года назад +45

      Yep, I want some

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  3 года назад +277

      @@cosmic8829 too bad. *EGGS* deserved the pin. GG:NO:RE.

  • @ninjmaster5609
    @ninjmaster5609 3 года назад +2768

    The guy with a better car: his car is always special and limited even if it is a car produced in millions

    • @dreamcast649
      @dreamcast649 3 года назад +301

      MY CORVETTE HAS A CERTAIN COLOR THAT THEY ONLY MADE 3 OF IN THIS YEAR!!! IT ALSO HAS A DIFFERENT INTERIOR THEN THE OTHERS SO ITS ONE OF ONE!!!!!

    • @septanos
      @septanos 3 года назад +37

      saleen mustangs

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 3 года назад +123

      @@dreamcast649 spot on lmao. And deliberately avoids the fact that his color combo is so exclusive simply because everyone thought it was damn ugly and nobody bought it xD

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  3 года назад +208

      This is a good one

    • @Jdmking-kp1mu
      @Jdmking-kp1mu 3 года назад +17

      My 2004 Highlander is a limited hybrid. Therefore it will gap every other car in existence.

  • @psychedelicnarwhal9599
    @psychedelicnarwhal9599 2 года назад +809

    The guy who finds the abandoned car and restores it to look brand new again. Best type.

    • @NotHerb
      @NotHerb 2 года назад +22

      'restores' usualy slap some bondo over them rust good to film for views or some photos at night xD

    • @whiteplasy6853
      @whiteplasy6853 Год назад +19

      Helloooo its me. I hate my old rusty dusty shitbox but I love it

    • @1Sterling
      @1Sterling Год назад +3

      Me:

    • @cloakedgt
      @cloakedgt 11 месяцев назад

      me, but I did a quality budget restoration

    • @camilopalma1223
      @camilopalma1223 10 месяцев назад

      0ñ😅

  • @jeremiahboria4512
    @jeremiahboria4512 3 года назад +2010

    The classic car lad: a young or older person who actually restored a piece of history instead of abandoning it
    Edit: I now am this car lad

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 3 года назад +59

      bonus points for spotting the one who's owned it since it was just an old car.

    • @thetrannyshop5596
      @thetrannyshop5596 3 года назад +29

      Is this the one who gets upset around modded classics?

    • @carsandquads7253
      @carsandquads7253 3 года назад +8

      I restored my 84 gt350 5.0 when I was 19 sold it recently to move out of my parents house but don’t miss it lol

    • @jeremiahboria4512
      @jeremiahboria4512 3 года назад +25

      @@thetrannyshop5596 We can add those people too the classic purist who overreacts

    • @kingkongbingbong9889
      @kingkongbingbong9889 3 года назад +8

      I love old cars. Mainly old school muscle cars and supercars

  • @eckmann88
    @eckmann88 3 года назад +911

    Let’s get one of these for us truck guys! The Brodozer: The 8-inch lift on stock street tires. The Blue Collar: Actually uses the truck for what it’s made for.
    The Good Guy: Helps all his friends move because he knows that’s what he signed up for when he bought one of these.
    The Dinosaur: His 90s Ford Ranger will still be running long after we’ve all passed on.
    The Carolina Squat: Because running over children is a price you’re willing to pay for your look.
    The Coal Roller: Every time a Tesla is bought, another one of these guys spawns out of the East Texas Bayou.

    • @jamesmoore716
      @jamesmoore716 3 года назад +28

      I’m the dinosaur lol

    • @possibleproblem479
      @possibleproblem479 3 года назад +43

      what about the douche truck thats sounds like its getting waterboarded with whipped cream and burns more oil and coolant then gas but still manages to make it at least 5 miles from the driveway? the kind that intentionally park vertically and take up 3 parking spots or road rage over anything.

    • @JordanSVT
      @JordanSVT 3 года назад +16

      I'm the dinosaur only I have a '96 F-250

    • @nekominorinya2569
      @nekominorinya2569 3 года назад +4

      I like the last one perfect balance xD

    • @soulstalker4624
      @soulstalker4624 3 года назад +5

      Coal roller ftw
      My dad gave me his 4 door Silverado and I've been rolling that monster until it blows up like a Malfunctioning Oil Tanker that crashed on a Petroleum Rig Platform

  • @granteeeeast
    @granteeeeast 2 года назад +236

    The LS swap one is so accurate 😂 I went to highschool in Virginia and there was this kid who was in auto body class with me and looked at every single car and that shop and said *extreme country accent* “I’d put an LS in that summbitch man it’d be faster n hell” if you gave this kid a lawnmower he’d probably find a way to put an LS in it😂

    • @ryans413
      @ryans413 Год назад +8

      Hey yes cutting grass with power

    • @deadon4847
      @deadon4847 8 месяцев назад

      LS is the pumpkin spice of engine swaps for soy boys.

    • @vitaplur426
      @vitaplur426 6 месяцев назад

      Someday I want to K swap an LS swap

    • @jenkathefridge3933
      @jenkathefridge3933 5 месяцев назад

      Even with a electric scooter he gonna find a way to put in a ls engine

  • @jamesbrenan25
    @jamesbrenan25 3 года назад +382

    3 Ideas for car guys:
    -JDM Fanboy
    -Lifted truck people
    -Muscle Maniac

    • @ricemastergaming
      @ricemastergaming 3 года назад +10

      bosozoku boi

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 3 года назад +6

      And Drift morons

    • @moisesezequielgutierrez
      @moisesezequielgutierrez 3 года назад +19

      Supra Stans
      Chad Lotus Exige/Elise people
      Average RWB Porsche enjoyers

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 3 года назад +4

      @@moisesezequielgutierrez actually theres 2 kinds of RWB owners
      Those who really takes them for what they were built to do and those who had too much money but zero balls to drive them

    • @jamesbrenan25
      @jamesbrenan25 3 года назад +4

      @@AnthroGearhead drifting is amazing

  • @cannedbeans8689
    @cannedbeans8689 3 года назад +1137

    The "Car Gurl"
    -Owns either a Miata NA or a 350z
    -Goes with some quirky vibrant color like pink
    -Records herself shifting
    -Probably sent her car to a workshop

    • @kyledonnington4957
      @kyledonnington4957 3 года назад +27

      waz jus gonna post that lool

    • @caroncomp
      @caroncomp 3 года назад +118

      addition:
      - Probably did a Money Shift before

    • @septanos
      @septanos 3 года назад +153

      uses tik tok religiously

    • @HunterLvyiXIII
      @HunterLvyiXIII 3 года назад +18

      @@caroncomp what's a money shift?

    • @AGentleTree
      @AGentleTree 3 года назад +87

      don't forget the heart-shaped steering wheel

  • @_Umbrael_
    @_Umbrael_ Год назад +74

    2:17
    As a rotary car girl, I can confirm that this is exactly what is going through my head 24/7.

    • @Sten05
      @Sten05 Год назад +10

      As a mechanic all I thing about is the brap

    • @That1diabetic
      @That1diabetic 2 месяца назад +2

      As a car guy, I would like to have "Braprapraprapraprapraprap"

    • @ClassifiedDocz
      @ClassifiedDocz 23 дня назад +1

      As a car I don’t think at all

    • @wolf20056
      @wolf20056 3 дня назад

      @@That1diabeticme all day fr

  • @irakumusic
    @irakumusic 3 года назад +867

    Stolen joke:
    How to get a Tesla owner mad:
    "Can you rev your engine?"

    • @cloroxbleach1640
      @cloroxbleach1640 3 года назад +22

      @@septanos Oh yeah? With what engine?

    • @cloroxbleach1640
      @cloroxbleach1640 3 года назад +56

      @@septanos this dude really said "electric engine"

    • @maxverstappennonofficial
      @maxverstappennonofficial 3 года назад +5

      revolutions , means rotations per min.
      So , an electric motor can rotate pretty quick & even more than usual cars.

    • @danielsteger8456
      @danielsteger8456 3 года назад +24

      @@septanos they cant. the motor is directly connected to the wheels. they can drive but they cant rev.

    • @dinklebamp
      @dinklebamp 3 года назад +5

      Tesla boi here....I find the jokes funny lol

  • @musiciansdreams2541
    @musiciansdreams2541 2 года назад +511

    Im the type of carguy who doesn't have a car and still appreciate cars of others

    • @Chair_Gaming
      @Chair_Gaming 2 года назад +34

      I am 15 years old now, but my dream car is Subaru Impreza WRX STI, 2003 year

    • @emme.li3
      @emme.li3 2 года назад +8

      @@Chair_Gaming my grandma has one lmfao

    • @steviegreenthumb4720
      @steviegreenthumb4720 2 года назад +4

      @@emme.li3 Is it an STI or just a rexxie?

    • @emme.li3
      @emme.li3 2 года назад +7

      @@steviegreenthumb4720 it is in fact a STI but it's in bad condition, sadly. Won't do it much longer

    • @steviegreenthumb4720
      @steviegreenthumb4720 2 года назад +8

      @@emme.li3 thats sad but your nan is cool as fuck

  • @liam9235
    @liam9235 2 года назад +8

    The clout buyer hits hard man. The 1st Gen NSX is my dream car and I would actually know how to take care of it. It makes me sick that I may never be able to get one. Unless I win the lottery, which, yeah right. That abandoned NSX makes me truly sad

  • @evoklax
    @evoklax 3 года назад +3639

    The weaboo: Puts their favorite “Waifu” on their car, preferably in a swim suit

    • @kazefw3834
      @kazefw3834 3 года назад +68

      Lol, me literally 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Plestora
      @Plestora 3 года назад +167

      And I took that personally. Legit half my truck is anime stickers

    • @evoklax
      @evoklax 3 года назад +29

      @@Plestora and I took that personally ;)

    • @evoklax
      @evoklax 3 года назад +36

      @@kazefw3834 damn, I wish I had a love for polygons like you guys ( this is a joke)

    • @magicmanv2658
      @magicmanv2658 3 года назад +23

      You forgot the shrine in the back or passenger seat, its a staple

  • @juansolis8740
    @juansolis8740 3 года назад +771

    You forgot that one guy with a "bone stock miata" telling everyone he has a track weapon 😂

    • @IllIlIlllIllIlIl
      @IllIlIlllIllIlIl 3 года назад +51

      But he does.. 🤷

    • @qua7771
      @qua7771 3 года назад +17

      They do well on the track.

    • @juansolis8740
      @juansolis8740 3 года назад +26

      @@qua7771 I know bro I own one 😂

    • @qua7771
      @qua7771 3 года назад +22

      @@juansolis8740 I have a Vette, but have been impressed with how nimble the Miata platform is on a road course, regardless if I am a fan or not. I don't judge.
      I'll agree that those who brag a lot usually can't back it up.

    • @SlitWristMisfit_
      @SlitWristMisfit_ 2 года назад +9

      A Miata is a track weapon.
      M iata
      I s
      A lays
      T he
      A nswer

  • @brooksjohnson568
    @brooksjohnson568 2 года назад +22

    As a VQ owner, yes, there is nothing worse than a straight piped VQ! Done right, they sound damn good though. Mine has HFCs to X-pipe to 18" resonators to round mufflers ... Sounds soo clean 👌

  • @MikeOxlong-wl5tk
    @MikeOxlong-wl5tk 3 года назад +592

    bladed speedrunning this shit

    • @septanos
      @septanos 3 года назад +7

      speedruning any% wr (listing all car guys) 10:49.28

    • @TM42
      @TM42 3 года назад +1

      Right? I don't think I heard him take a breath at all!

    • @not_legal77
      @not_legal77 2 года назад

      Nice username i use it too xd

  • @BadDrummerCarl
    @BadDrummerCarl 3 года назад +235

    Most of these are negative but you should do a 25 mostly positive types of car guy, so like the enthusiast - someone who knows basically everything about their own car. The mechanic - some guy who does all their own work, whether the work is awful or good. Etc etc.

    • @septanos
      @septanos 3 года назад +10

      I am the 2000s guy, and shits accurate af l

    • @nootics
      @nootics 3 года назад +10

      Shitting on things always gets more views, praising for like 10 minutes would probably be weird, at least to me

    • @D-AVG
      @D-AVG 3 года назад +8

      Except the car community is pretty toxic so a negative list is on brand lol

    • @eliwilson3902
      @eliwilson3902 3 года назад +9

      I'm the guy that loves all types of cars and I obsess over weird obscure cars nobody on the earth cares about. "whoa was that a Daewoo leganza" or "that's a super clean first gen insight who took that good of care of it". I'm more likely to look at some obscure car or nicely modded economy car than a supercar. Don't get me wrong I still like performance cars, but I live in an area where seeing a Corvette or s2000 or even an r8 is super common and I'd rather stand out by having something odd.

    • @JJ-de8hg
      @JJ-de8hg 3 года назад +2

      @@eliwilson3902 yea I like all cars too honestly im more interested of the mechanic's of the car and how can I suck more power out of it I believe any car could be fast

  • @BonanzaPilot
    @BonanzaPilot 2 года назад +52

    I'm honored you even labelled Tesla owners as a "car guy"

  • @laurencesnee8362
    @laurencesnee8362 3 года назад +626

    Holy crap that 'Rotary Guys' explanation is hilarious! BRAP BRAP BRAP. Also part 2 idea: JAAAAAAAG drivers.

    • @AxzoYT
      @AxzoYT 3 года назад +19

      apex seal moment

    • @Ulfsaark
      @Ulfsaark 3 года назад +18

      Rotary guy checking in.. he was spot on

    • @devg0309
      @devg0309 3 года назад +5

      @@Ulfsaark I have an RX-8, it made me laugh

    • @installshieldwizard3017
      @installshieldwizard3017 3 года назад +1

      more like: FAAART FAAART FAAAAART

    • @Xehanortlw
      @Xehanortlw 3 года назад

      Better pre mix yo 🤣🤣

  • @septanos
    @septanos 3 года назад +500

    I’m the early 2000’s guy.
    your points are actually accurate, can’t get enough from neons and gigantic edgy body kits

    • @samuelmoon2766
      @samuelmoon2766 3 года назад +8

      ayo blender doughnut?

    • @septanos
      @septanos 3 года назад +8

      @@samuelmoon2766 also yes it’s a donut I made like a year ago

    • @ishanpahwa1179
      @ishanpahwa1179 3 года назад +4

      @@septanos did you consume the donut? And if so, how was it? If you don't mind me asking

    • @septanos
      @septanos 3 года назад +13

      @@ishanpahwa1179 it tasted like air, the inside was literally empty.

    • @rodneyking13haynes9
      @rodneyking13haynes9 3 года назад

      Same lol

  • @phatjesus5968
    @phatjesus5968 2 года назад +5

    “I’ll take you to Gapplebee’s” comment was fucking hilarious 😂

  • @caffeinatedbean8281
    @caffeinatedbean8281 3 года назад +244

    I doubt the Chad waifu enthusiast is one of them

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  3 года назад +64

      Next video maybe, I'll also put the Simp Weeb ENthusiast in it too.

    • @septanos
      @septanos 3 года назад +1

      what if the car doesn’t have any body panels

    • @tandy8307
      @tandy8307 3 года назад

      @@BladedAngel ay that's me!! Senpai noticed me!

  • @asadkhattak5786
    @asadkhattak5786 3 года назад +209

    Nobody:
    Rep wheels guys putting rep wheels on their 35 dollar RC car

    • @septanos
      @septanos 3 года назад +9

      “DONNA MAEK MA RADIO CONTROLLERED CAR SHOW REAL SHIZT”

    • @magicmanv2658
      @magicmanv2658 3 года назад +5

      BuT i BeT mY rC CaN gAp YoUr CaR oN a CoRnEr, I wIn

    • @car-enthusiast3141
      @car-enthusiast3141 3 года назад +7

      bEt mY rC cAr lAunCheS fAsteR tHaN yOuR *LS SWAPPED* nA mIatA sO iM bEtTer 😂

    • @LandenDenham
      @LandenDenham 2 года назад +1

      Everybody making fun of rc cars until a 12s limitless pulls up next to them

  • @Gangsta_Playz
    @Gangsta_Playz 2 года назад +10

    The fact Clout changes to Clown in the chapters is hilarious
    Also 7:13 *laughs in non-Street Legal dream car*

  • @the_monstah6378
    @the_monstah6378 3 года назад +747

    I’m a younger person, but everyone I know calls me a boomer. Simply because I tend to love older/vintage cars more than anything modern. Typically people are attracted to horsepower, which is why people buy newer sports/super cars. But for me, horsepower or speed isn’t really the most important thing to me. I look for all the things in a car, which is why I’m gravitated more to older cars. Older cars were built to last and the engineers and designers put their hearts and souls into them. Almost all cars nowadays look the same, are boring colors and share engines/90% of their parts with another brand’s. The most modern cars I will really enjoy are late 90’s to early 2000’s JDM/Drift cars. Anything past 2008 really doesn’t speak to me. I’m not dissing modern car guys or the cars they like. I’ve just always liked the older stuff. I grew up liking them and they’ve been a part of me I guess. Idk, let me know if you feel the same. 👌🏻

  • @Wirgah
    @Wirgah 3 года назад +61

    My neighborhood has this guy with an aston martin who seems to like to just be loud outside my house. In normal circumstances I think it’s pretty cool. But the problem is, he only does it at night, when I’m trying to sleep. And the non car guys (which is basically everyone in the neighborhood) probably doesn’t like him in any circumstance

    • @kevin122759
      @kevin122759 3 года назад +1

      It could be worse. He could have an LS swap with strait pipes.

    • @leantouon4637
      @leantouon4637 2 года назад

      Get a 3000hp gtr and Rev it outside of his house u gone wake up the whole city

    • @chango.-.
      @chango.-. 2 года назад

      He probably sleeps until 3pm. At 10am just do the same thing when everyone's gone, fight Fire with fire

  • @cheeselover2285
    @cheeselover2285 2 года назад +20

    Manual guys: if you drive an auto, you are lazy

    • @bluecowairsoft8154
      @bluecowairsoft8154 3 месяца назад +6

      Nah, a manual sucks in traffic and for crusing sometimes, but 90% of the time its what makes driving fun instead of a chore. Not knowing how to drive manual is different though, those people are boring.

  • @Real_MisterSir
    @Real_MisterSir 3 года назад +117

    German edition:
    Having been at (or even just near) the Nurburgring and immediately putting an NBRing sticker on the back of your 15 year old wagon with chinese aftermarket wheels as the only modification to the car.

    • @ivyny
      @ivyny 3 года назад +1

      I can totally relate xD

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 3 года назад +1

      @@ivyny The power of the 'Ring can compell anyone :D

    • @_cam-
      @_cam- 3 года назад +2

      I want to go to the Nürburgring one day it sounds fun as hell

    • @idfkanymoreman
      @idfkanymoreman 3 года назад

      French addition: the citroën c15 chad. Lives shit and pisses in his c15, pimps it, probably has an inbred genealogic tree, drifts like a bastard

    • @specialopsdave
      @specialopsdave 3 года назад +1

      Isn't that the beauty of the Nurburgring, though?

  • @stefmcquack1934
    @stefmcquack1934 2 года назад +61

    man this guy literally went so deep on how he hates the “DUI guy”

  • @Dooms98-p2k
    @Dooms98-p2k 18 дней назад +1

    I like car guys that maintained their 80s-90s JDM cars and they still look brand new. Im a real sucker for that era of vehicles and seeing them well maintained has always impressed me more then any modded car

  • @jimquinn6684
    @jimquinn6684 3 года назад +59

    its really touching to see an old holden commodore being put into the same catagory as some of the legends from yester-year. sure, it wouldve been a better to see an old monaro or torana, but im just glad aussie history is appreciated in the classics world :)

  • @manuelseniceros9550
    @manuelseniceros9550 3 года назад +277

    The 2000s where the best times, and I’m tired of pretending they weren’t

    • @Bajrangiprasadkumar
      @Bajrangiprasadkumar 3 года назад +8

      True

    • @pimpovic2
      @pimpovic2 3 года назад +21

      90s. Technology hadn't taken over everything yet.

    • @josepmckoon948
      @josepmckoon948 3 года назад +1

      No they weren't

    • @isakjohansson7134
      @isakjohansson7134 2 года назад +11

      @@pimpovic2 The early 2000s were quite primitive though, no smart phones thankfully

    • @seantaylor2683
      @seantaylor2683 2 года назад +9

      Yep, no infotainment, no cylinder deactivation, Garth Brooks, Brooks and Dunn and Alan Jackson on the radio. . . Good times, Gooood times

  • @JonathanLeon
    @JonathanLeon 4 месяца назад +5

    That rotary cars entry is accurate 😂😂😂😂

  • @GH8two
    @GH8two 3 года назад +132

    Then there’s me: has an appreciation for most cars and is understanding that it’s an expensive hobby. Only thing I’ll hate on is posers

    • @eliwilson3902
      @eliwilson3902 3 года назад +18

      I hate how car meets have become a thing for clout. Used to be all people like us who would just appreciate anything someone put time into, now it's filled with a bunch of people who know less about their own car than you do.

    • @dougneon9550
      @dougneon9550 3 года назад +9

      I saw a video of A dude who got a new GTR and said he didn't go to his car meets any more, showed the meet was mostly made up of Ford Fusions (fairly high potential, affordable, sleeper).
      I kinda cringed because it's like: you've spoken to these guys before, they're probably over there theory crafting what they're going to do next with their cars and now here you are, so fast and so alone, probably talking shit about people who let you in with open arms

    • @stormgear896
      @stormgear896 3 года назад +1

      @@dougneon9550 is that one from the shorts? I saw that too, and most of the comments there have the same sentiments.

    • @OLL_-vx5rs
      @OLL_-vx5rs 3 года назад +2

      Same here, i only go to look at the cars and talk about, and that kind of people has mostly nothing to do with the car world and have their car only to brag about...

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub Год назад

      At least there is parts of the hobby that are expensive, anybody can get into it, but an old cheap civic or something, do something with it.

  • @Where_is_Waldo
    @Where_is_Waldo 3 года назад +281

    "Rotary guys..." hahaha. This one made me laugh the hardest, rotaries are so fuckin' cool - they have unsolvable problems but they're cool.

    • @manmeh4r
      @manmeh4r 3 года назад +18

      Brap

    • @Where_is_Waldo
      @Where_is_Waldo 3 года назад +21

      @Robots Can Do BetterHaha, well I guess it would be impossible to comb my beard if I had the wrong color comb. Ah, good points, mostly - you clearly know rotaries much more than an obvious rotary lover such as me who has (you're right) never owned one. Don't know why you're so fuckin' angry though, could have just made the points and been just an educator rather than a dick as well. Once again, good points mostly but doesn't your fuel contain oil which is still necessary to prevent engine wear? I realize that's only one problem so technically you're right, they don't have unsolvable problems, they have AN unsolvable PROBLEM. I certainly hope this doesn't prevent their preservation - once again, they're cool as all hell.
      Also, for your very important information, I always use a black afro pick to comb my beard and this is the first time I've thought about the color.
      P.S. your french isn't very good

    • @exotrinityable
      @exotrinityable 3 года назад +6

      @@Where_is_Waldo Mofoka wrote a comment that was well written and entertaining to read, holy shit.

    • @Where_is_Waldo
      @Where_is_Waldo 3 года назад +6

      @@exotrinityable Thank you, mofoka

    • @kaikai312
      @kaikai312 3 года назад +3

      slightly mediocre statement/opinion followed by great argument followed by excellent counter argument very entertaining 10/10 would read again

  • @andrewmemer
    @andrewmemer Месяц назад +3

    I do not understand cars enough to understand this video

  • @bluesnowfox361
    @bluesnowfox361 3 года назад +81

    Hi, I fit several parts of the clout-buyer segment. Here is my defense on the matter: I bought a 3000GT rotting in a yard for $750. It's an SL, not a VR4. I never liked them growing up, I just thought it drove nicely when I got it running and decided to make it outlive me. While I didn't know how to work on cars when I bought it, it became a platform for me to learn from while I spent thousands restoring it despite it's poor appearance and 230,000+ mile life. Finally, it's a daily-driver so 3 years into the restoration it at least looks like I didn't bite off more than I could chew. (I know a statement like this wasn't asked for, but honestly that segment stressed me out so much I had to tell myself I'm not that person)

    • @formerdumbkid
      @formerdumbkid 3 года назад +18

      youre chillin though cause you put in the effort to learn and made it a real thing for yourself

    • @DavidS-mi8nh
      @DavidS-mi8nh 2 года назад +10

      that's not really clout buying

    • @thegreat13ifarmu75
      @thegreat13ifarmu75 2 года назад +2

      nah man u should not feel bad. like i dont even have a car yet and i know iam a car guys. iam 19yr old my dad is chronically sick. my contract from work didnt get extended so i need to find a new job again etc,etc... i cant get a loan until i get an extended contract. so i drive my dads car. I dont know how to work on a car. i know how to work on a scooter and thats a begin. Look we all fitted somewhere in this list at sometimes. the midlife crisis guy wasnt always a midlife crisis guy. like u felt like u would fit into clout buyer and maybe you WHERE but now u actually are a car guy who treats and cares for the car. being a car guy doesnt mean 'go fast , make cars go faster or track times' iam a car guy and my dream would be a Classic blue white walls Cadi. or a Firebird. keep it 100% stock. thats even harder than upgrading it imo. Car guy means being someone who loves cars. racers,classics,.... basically everyone who treats a car with love dont matter how u drive with it (when ur not crashing it every 5weeks) drifting,racing or even cruising with a supercar doing some pulls on a highway at night is fine. everyone can be a carguy if u have an intrest for cars and restoring/repairing/etc them. love to ya man. there will always be dickheads in the car community but thats everywhere the same piece of cake :/ also Simracers who build cars like example me. i make a regulair r32 into a race car that can keep it with GR.3 cars in gran turismo 7. i put HOURS into that r32 to get it perfect and people asked me the tune but i aint giving them. i gave em a base tune but not my tune. like ur moddifying differential,gearbox,downforce,height,tire width,car weight,... I dont have money to do it IRL so i try to do it in a realistic game.

    • @ZainAhmed-ns2di
      @ZainAhmed-ns2di 2 года назад +1

      @@thegreat13ifarmu75 damn, sorry about ur dad, I hope things get better for you man

  • @mr.sandman5456
    @mr.sandman5456 3 года назад +108

    Him mentioning the Holden Commodore genuinely caught me off guard lmao

    • @kaikai312
      @kaikai312 3 года назад +1

      american problems

  • @rearsightapex
    @rearsightapex 9 месяцев назад +3

    You nailed it on the Rotaries! 😂

  • @lucasrichardson3434
    @lucasrichardson3434 2 года назад +29

    I am 14 years old and I'm really in to cars. now before you go thinking I'm just some kid and I don't know anything, well you're right, but I'm learning how to be an honorable car enthusiast through your channel, wanted to say thank you :)

  • @febinfrancis4633
    @febinfrancis4633 3 года назад +56

    The poor boy(me)
    - knows tons about cars but hasn't owned or even driven one
    - thinks he'll grow up to be the next f1 champion
    - probably has watched either Initial D and/or Fast and Furious
    - Either JDM or Muscle fanboi

    • @mackwhite374
      @mackwhite374 3 года назад +8

      Dont worry buddy im suffering with you.

    • @alran2464
      @alran2464 3 года назад +1

      me too buddy, still working up to get my first girl

    • @supra3229
      @supra3229 3 года назад

      me and you are the same

    • @keponen8142
      @keponen8142 3 года назад

      just work 3 months at a mcdonalds and buy a new edge mustang, being a car guy in NA is ez mode

    • @g.o.n.c.a.a.s.5090
      @g.o.n.c.a.a.s.5090 2 года назад

      We are all suffering together

  • @DriverTheIntern
    @DriverTheIntern Год назад +4

    My best friend bought a 3000 GT not knowing how horrible fixing them is, and he asked me what to do. I just told him to let me sell it to a DSM collector who knows how to fix them

  • @jakecampbell4208
    @jakecampbell4208 3 года назад +20

    As a devout member in the church of rotary, I whole-heartedly agree with your entry with one small issue; you forgot to "brapbrapbrapbrap vrrrrRRRRR STUTUTU"

  • @SirBroccolingtonIII
    @SirBroccolingtonIII 3 года назад +80

    I'm the one that doesn't even have a license and spends his free time watching car stuff on RUclips.

    • @Nebulasecura
      @Nebulasecura 3 года назад

      Literally me.

    • @HunterLvyiXIII
      @HunterLvyiXIII 3 года назад +24

      The no-car car guy. Hey respect man, you're getting knowledge early, and when you do get a car you'll be able to do some sweet stuff with it

    • @septanos
      @septanos 3 года назад

      I still have wait like 3-4 years until I get a listed, wbu?

    • @SirBroccolingtonIII
      @SirBroccolingtonIII 3 года назад +2

      @@septanos Technically, I'll be eligible in a little less than a year to get a Learner's License, but I'll have to wait till I'm 18 to get a proper Driver's License.

    • @nootics
      @nootics 3 года назад +2

      I wonder if there's other "no car non car guys" watching these, getting interested in cars

  • @Victor_XIII
    @Victor_XIII 2 года назад +3

    I’m the type of car guy that’s really into 2000 JDMs but doesn’t have the average car guy’s engineering experience

  • @NorthDakotaCarGuy
    @NorthDakotaCarGuy 3 года назад +69

    2:18 Being a rotary guy and owner this is 100% accurate!!

    • @thenitropower
      @thenitropower 3 года назад +2

      Same lol

    • @xpossed
      @xpossed 3 года назад +3

      i thought you are North Dakota car guy

    • @manwithlongdong
      @manwithlongdong 3 года назад

      @@xpossed bruh

    • @subifudriftkings
      @subifudriftkings 3 года назад +2

      @North Dakota Car Guy I’ve about lost my shit. But it’s true. We rotary guys just talk about rotarys and asking people if they know how the rotary work, if they’re interested or not, where gonna explain it to them again.

    • @NorthDakotaCarGuy
      @NorthDakotaCarGuy 3 года назад

      @@subifudriftkings why is that so true 🤣

  • @lollieollie69
    @lollieollie69 3 года назад +54

    the tiktok car kid: they don’t actually have a car but insult every build they see, even if it’s only slightly off
    the good car kid: loves cars, plays racing games, goes karting and begs their parents to bring them to a car meet

    • @brxckie_
      @brxckie_ 3 года назад +14

      The 12 year old “car kid”: only likes Supra’s and thinks that a stock one has more than 1200 horsepower straight out of the factory.

    • @manmeh4r
      @manmeh4r 3 года назад +7

      @@brxckie_ GTA car kid: shouts "zentorno " when he sees a lambo

    • @brxckie_
      @brxckie_ 3 года назад

      @@manmeh4r fax

  • @GokantheHusky
    @GokantheHusky 2 года назад +2

    Honestly as a car guy, I dont care about anybody's opinions. I just love all cars and respect all people's cars at meets. Rep wheels? Looks nice. Real wheels? Also looks nice.

  • @1999colebug
    @1999colebug 3 года назад +5

    26. The mechanic. Someone who has a normal car and fixes everything. Adds some mods for functionality and comfort.
    27. The outdoorsman. Mods it to go off road. That's it.

  • @georgepapo
    @georgepapo 3 года назад +29

    You saved me from overspending time watching old Ace Combat memes again, perfect timing for me!

    • @evoklax
      @evoklax 3 года назад +2

      Damn, I remember playing “oops I killed the former president” games

    • @septanos
      @septanos 3 года назад

      overused tango line soundtracks

    • @evoklax
      @evoklax 3 года назад

      @@septanos lol

  • @MyWorld-eb9oz
    @MyWorld-eb9oz 9 месяцев назад +1

    3:00 This rusty Mustang is actually sick ngl

  • @justalpha9138
    @justalpha9138 3 года назад +7

    No cap, one of the Uber drivers I had not too long ago as I was going to the airport was a drag racer that has been doing it since 1969. It was an awesome experience and he had the photo of his drag car and his team to prove it. :)

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger 3 года назад +7

    7:22 Is the reason I love Barn Find TV shows on Discovery Turbo. There is always hope that someone will find an old rusting hulk of a 90's car and restore it to former glory. It won't help a younger buyer attain their dream car, but it will at least be saved from the ravages of the elements.

  • @PSboy_VII
    @PSboy_VII 16 дней назад +1

    "0-60 isnt everything!" *proceeds to compare the 0-60 of an i8 to the one of a mustang*

  • @Saikousoku
    @Saikousoku 3 года назад +22

    As a rotary guy I can confirm

  • @nukesdabomb5704
    @nukesdabomb5704 3 года назад +17

    Put in "The minimalist modder"
    A person who does basic mods like exhaust, badging or a wing with a stock car and constantly say "Ohh my next mod is a turbo or cold air intake

    • @jdruin1
      @jdruin1 3 года назад

      I don’t know if I am feeling attacked here or not. I seemed like this one while putting back money to get it done. For like 3 years I would have been this guy, but now the engine, transmission, and brakes are being built.

    • @nukesdabomb5704
      @nukesdabomb5704 3 года назад

      @@jdruin1 Its kinda me right now, I have a custom exhaust but the rest of the car is stock. Im indecisive about what to get next and what I can get away with legally

    • @Pheatan
      @Pheatan 3 года назад

      Me at the moment, my mx5 is the only car i have right now, plus its a 1.6 so its not worth the money to do bolt ons to.
      Because of this i have a forged 1.8 in my bedroom waiting for the money for a turbo manifold, trans and diff to handle the eventual power.

  • @MrSam2497
    @MrSam2497 2 года назад +2

    Everyone: Noooo you can't mock us like that
    Rotary guys: yes

  • @arthurmonbaron
    @arthurmonbaron 2 года назад +13

    5:33 now that’s some strong drink and drive prevention

  • @diablosixshooter5627
    @diablosixshooter5627 2 года назад +21

    😂 love the aggression and truth behind this video. Just subbed 👍🏼

  • @moh2imran
    @moh2imran Год назад +1

    The guy who is too broke to do anything but still loves and takes care of his car

  • @snfriedm
    @snfriedm 3 года назад +8

    8:29 Thats the split enzo, which is my dream car because it’s the most interesting car story ever, so, if it didn’t crash, it wouldn’t be my dream car.

  • @NeededGR13F
    @NeededGR13F 3 года назад +15

    How about the "I'mma enter the highway going 30mph" guy?

    • @tigerxra8515
      @tigerxra8515 3 года назад

      Oh yea, so annoying.

    • @patrikjansen7831
      @patrikjansen7831 3 года назад

      I really don't know how this can happen. When I was at driving school we got taught that as long as we don't go about 60 mph in the acceleration lane we should go flat out.

    • @NeededGR13F
      @NeededGR13F 3 года назад +1

      @@patrikjansen7831 well yeah, but they also teach ppl that they shouldn't drive drunk or text on the highway. Some people just don't want to listen.

    • @patrikjansen7831
      @patrikjansen7831 3 года назад

      @@NeededGR13F they almost got no sense of speed at all. I was driving on an unrestricted section of the autobahn going around 110 and a guy Infront of me just changed into the left lane so that I had to do an emergency brake and nearly got rear ended myself from the car behind.

    • @bread-gz3rl
      @bread-gz3rl 2 года назад +1

      I watched someone in a F350 just start pushing one of those idiots and kept going until they where doing 140kmh

  • @hyper14102
    @hyper14102 Год назад +4

    "Clout Buyers" hit hard af. As a JDM fanboi I would love to have an NSX or a GTR or heck even a Lancer Evo when I grow up. It's sad to see old cars being abandoned.

  • @Ob1tuber
    @Ob1tuber 3 года назад +13

    The Race Fan: recreates an entire livery on a car that doesn’t even have the livery, yet it somehow looks good

  • @jakeseibel6500
    @jakeseibel6500 2 года назад +8

    The rotary entry is 100% accurate, and I'm not sorry lmfao, loved this video

  • @LuneScar
    @LuneScar 2 года назад +2

    the 'party and drinking' guy example was so personal

  • @tigerxra8515
    @tigerxra8515 3 года назад +24

    Grocery getter guru: that guy which has some mad knowledge about cars, mods, might have degree in engineering, but he's too broke to have a performance car.
    Basically, me, xD

    • @patrikjansen7831
      @patrikjansen7831 3 года назад +4

      So you don't know if you got a engineering degree?

    • @initiald975
      @initiald975 3 года назад +1

      And me too

    • @Where_is_Waldo
      @Where_is_Waldo 3 года назад +2

      Hey that's like a smarter version of me.

    • @qua7771
      @qua7771 3 года назад

      I was there, but couldn't take it anymore. Went to auction looking for a cheap LS1 camaro, but got a Vette.
      I'd say its a matter of time with these guys before they pull the trigger.

    • @tigerxra8515
      @tigerxra8515 3 года назад

      @@qua7771 Well, that's goes without saying. Right now I'm broke-a$$ student. But I'm planning to have one a daily-drive car and another car for "fun drive". I still don't know what kind of car it will be - some kind of not too expensive performance car, or a sleeper. It will depend on my income.

  • @day8799
    @day8799 3 года назад +25

    The Querky Car guy: Likes wierd cars and enjoys the smaller querkier side of cars, often wierd but interesting of a person.

    • @caffeinatedbean8281
      @caffeinatedbean8281 3 года назад +2

      Like Doug demuro lmao?

    • @day8799
      @day8799 3 года назад +2

      @@caffeinatedbean8281 exactly

    • @satsumagt5284
      @satsumagt5284 3 года назад

      More like Robert Dunn

    • @day8799
      @day8799 3 года назад

      I mean look at my name

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 3 года назад +1

      i love the weird sometimes underpreciated cars because they can be fun to drive

  • @frostedwasyeeted
    @frostedwasyeeted 28 дней назад +4

    5:46 I hate drink drivers as much as the next guy but jeez

  • @teosandell4278
    @teosandell4278 3 года назад +25

    Now that the Miata joke has come to an end...
    Bladed, where's the Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard?

  • @TheDiscoisHere
    @TheDiscoisHere 3 года назад +8

    I’ve got my first vehicle yesterday. I will cherish it to the end.

  • @Krone_edits
    @Krone_edits Год назад +2

    Leave my rotary brothers out of this

  • @corporalpunishment924
    @corporalpunishment924 2 года назад +4

    You really hit the nail on the head 😂
    I’m constantly running into all these kinds of people in Las Vegas. Have met very few REAL car people here.

  • @ddr_drogba777
    @ddr_drogba777 3 года назад +6

    I am a Tesla guy, i love other cars as well(just gotten into the car world), But that Tesla bit was GOLD.

    • @nayrthefavorite5423
      @nayrthefavorite5423 2 года назад +2

      I’m not sure if ur like that but u have to admit most Tesla owners actually are like that lmao

  • @fate7944
    @fate7944 Год назад +2

    I appreciate your apology on behalf of your generation as there is a massive amount of beautiful machines that we will never see

  • @זהסודי-ה7מ
    @זהסודי-ה7מ 3 года назад +11

    I already love these speedruns

  • @JoaoPedro-sb5sq
    @JoaoPedro-sb5sq 3 года назад +8

    I’ve definitely got the #10 early 2000s guy taste but I still like to keep paint and mods looking clean

  • @dereknicol5284
    @dereknicol5284 Год назад +1

    Surprised to see Santa Pod Raceway in the UK. I live 9 miles from it. Cool history, its a B17 airbase runway from WWII.

  • @bobettathethird1496
    @bobettathethird1496 3 года назад +15

    Let’s go you know it’s a good day when bladed uploads

  • @W.13th
    @W.13th 3 года назад +4

    Brutal honesty. Hate it or love it, he's trying to HELP you

  • @Vanshv52
    @Vanshv52 2 года назад +3

    The "brap brap brap brap brap brap brap brap pop pop bang brap brap brap" got me

  • @kuvyoghmoobamelica6883
    @kuvyoghmoobamelica6883 3 года назад +13

    TSW wheels are actually pretty good for what they cost. I have the TSW Nurburgring in 19x9 and they weigh about 23 lbs each, not the lightest wheels, but for less than $1200 for a set, it's worth it. If you want lighter wheels, you'll be paying at least $500 minimum per wheel.

  • @darrinfilmsvlogs4695
    @darrinfilmsvlogs4695 3 года назад +11

    I never knew Bladed Angel did speedrunning

  • @akashmaximize678
    @akashmaximize678 2 года назад +4

    you forgot the karen in the Porsche Cayenne

  • @wizmez5316
    @wizmez5316 3 года назад +9

    I love how bladed still makes bomb vids and still has dope ideas

  • @rylandbrenner7521
    @rylandbrenner7521 3 года назад +6

    The practical car guy: they will buy like a Toyota Tacoma claiming it's their dream car or truck and love it to the day they die even just completely stock these people either aren't aloud to have a sports car or are wiser then their age
    The all in one car guy: these guys are smart and they want everything from a car they will have like a Porsche cayenne and do everything with it

    • @PursuantMusic87
      @PursuantMusic87 3 года назад

      Reminds me of me when I had a Vectra. Until later it got boring and I realised it was way too underpowered so I upgraded to an E90 325i

  • @goronimus304
    @goronimus304 Год назад +1

    I appreciate the use of the East City theme from GT2. Best soundtrack in the game besides Moon Over the Castle. Dang, is "pretentious sim racer" a category?

  • @aspecreviews
    @aspecreviews 3 года назад +5

    Idea for Pt2: the hyper-miler/fuel economy enthusiast.

  • @psychotic2563
    @psychotic2563 3 года назад +5

    6:01 that ender pearl is real right below the 'pre-staged' text

  • @The_Amazing_Doodle
    @The_Amazing_Doodle 4 месяца назад +2

    a 2000s rotatory without the living in the past

  • @EtienneDuchesne
    @EtienneDuchesne 3 года назад +5

    As a Rotary Car Guy, I can confirm this entry.

  • @therealfluffynolixfoxouwu
    @therealfluffynolixfoxouwu 2 года назад +4

    4:06 When you combine 2 ls engines you get a LS16 😂

  • @jamesbashaw5831
    @jamesbashaw5831 2 года назад +3

    1:17 Hey pal, you forgot to take your splitter guards off.

  • @jameswaldron9280
    @jameswaldron9280 3 года назад +9

    As a follow Australian I thank you for mentioning the Holden commodore, here in Australia a lot of first car buyers buy a commodore and hoon it most of the time crash it. :)

  • @mopar_keys
    @mopar_keys 2 года назад +3

    Clout buyer …. 89% of scatpack and hellcat owners 😂

  • @sheldoncooper8199
    @sheldoncooper8199 2 года назад +1

    Thats the most perfect imitation of a Rotary Engine ive EVER heard Speechless

  • @elijahkalil7866
    @elijahkalil7866 3 года назад +4

    3:01 This guys def a "Rep Car Guy" lmaooo

  • @gianmiguelpena3507
    @gianmiguelpena3507 3 года назад +9

    3:32 Gta San Andreas cars be like:

  • @tempest20000
    @tempest20000 2 года назад +1

    You forgot the Actually Smart Sleeper Guy.
    Buys a not very well known car that has potential. Keeps it looking close to stock but either is anything but under the hood.
    Enjoys watching Clout Buyer/Clout Owner hype themselves up and then proceeds to smoke them thanks to superior knowledge on how to set up a car.
    And don’t forget Diesel Guy.
    Has a Powerstroke and considers it the holy grail of engines. Has it tuned where it does nothing but blow smoke. Thinks it’s a Semi and leaves it running while he goes into Applebees even tho it’s 60 degrees outside.

  • @ItsMayhem
    @ItsMayhem 3 года назад +7

    I love how you mention Holden commys however they weren’t really bought to be abandoned or what not as they were cheap and still are fairly cheap (except for the race grade, rarer v8 models or turbo models)