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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @stuflu8380
    @stuflu8380 4 года назад +5761

    I love how quick Charlie goes from making fun of Barry to just feeling bad for him

    • @ripperfisher182250
      @ripperfisher182250 4 года назад +344

      I mean it's hard not too. He's a nice guy, who cleans his house/yard, cooks and seems really down to earth. But on the other hand he has a fucked up crazy wife who's lazy as fuck.. idk I'm feeling it too.

    • @samanthaclaremejia7975
      @samanthaclaremejia7975 4 года назад +121

      LappyTyde ikr, all of us are just falling in love with Barry at this point

    • @someonesomeone25
      @someonesomeone25 4 года назад +82

      He needs an intervention. Someone kidnap him, put him in therapy. Imagine his PTSD.

    • @alfy01
      @alfy01 4 года назад +101

      When Charlie starts feeling bad for someone...
      This is when you know that person is a special one.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 года назад +22

      Yeah because Barry deserves better.

  • @thadiunokona8611
    @thadiunokona8611 5 лет назад +8739

    I like how they slowly cut Barry out because he was to nice to be on a drama show

    • @Logan-qz1wt
      @Logan-qz1wt 5 лет назад +586

      Only the bad stuff gets put there because the good doesn't get views and money

    • @ariat3381
      @ariat3381 5 лет назад +122

      @@Logan-qz1wt duh

    • @liamwalton4183
      @liamwalton4183 5 лет назад +295

      @@Logan-qz1wt Thanks so much for the enlightenment. You've completely changed my views on the world of media

    • @scamin441
      @scamin441 4 года назад +96

      @@liamwalton4183 i think we can all agree Barry is really Jesus in disguise

    • @OhMoonPresence
      @OhMoonPresence 4 года назад +92

      I feel sorry for Barry, he gotta deal with her, and get cut out, media panders to the people that enjoy suffering and delusions, which is most of humanity unfortunately, luckily there are places where someone can gather good minded people that still knows how to joke etc, but wants the good shit
      WE WANT BARRY
      WE WANT BARRY
      WE WANT BARRY

  • @jordan2927
    @jordan2927 4 года назад +6860

    Barry didn't want to marry the "God warrior" he just got caught in her orbit.
    Poor guy.

    • @tuckera6273
      @tuckera6273 4 года назад +211

      Let's pray for barry 🙏

    • @hexzora6722
      @hexzora6722 4 года назад +21

      damn

    • @vexium8127
      @vexium8127 4 года назад +72

      Nice one haven't heard that fat joke in years 😂

    • @tonyl3012
      @tonyl3012 4 года назад +21

      Just constantly rotating lol helplessly

    • @CarloGoiff666
      @CarloGoiff666 4 года назад +1

      God, Jesus, whatever you get the point.

  • @yatharthagarwal1813
    @yatharthagarwal1813 3 года назад +3443

    "Is this the religious fanatics or the racists?" - Charlie, describing the internet

  • @kaseycombs6968
    @kaseycombs6968 5 лет назад +1932

    As a Christian, seeing those ladies march into poor Barry’s home was such a relatable stressfest.

  • @droughtclan8571
    @droughtclan8571 5 лет назад +4141

    I love how you’re just emotionally attached to Barry

    • @vivinestian
      @vivinestian 5 лет назад +368

      I got attached to him aswell
      berry doesnt deserve this cruelty

    • @wheelie_tonk
      @wheelie_tonk 5 лет назад +220

      Barry needs love

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 5 лет назад +230

      Barry needs to fake his death, and go run a dispensary in Canada

    • @anormalchest560
      @anormalchest560 5 лет назад +82

      @@TheB00tyWarrior that's oddly specific. Are you speaking from experience?

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 5 лет назад +73

      @@anormalchest560 no I can just formulate my own jokes without trying to sound like charlie

  • @pantlessninja4696
    @pantlessninja4696 5 лет назад +4716

    "It just sounds like more of wife swap"
    *She is not a CHRISTIAN HAA!*
    "Nevermind, this looks pretty good".

  • @fakeorchestra4260
    @fakeorchestra4260 3 года назад +692

    Apparently the "God Warrior" actually opened up after becoming a meme and stopped being so fundamentalist, which is honestly the most heartwarming thing that I can think of. A person who actually changes for the better after taking a look at themselves.

    • @voidfroze
      @voidfroze 2 года назад +34

      O dam that's actually inspiring lol

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 2 года назад +19

      Do you have a source? I'd like to read up on this.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 2 года назад +3

      @@BJGvideos Yeah tell me if she gets back on this.

    • @amandas2639
      @amandas2639 2 года назад +101

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 It's actually true. Esquire did a write-up about it a few years ago. She's a big supporter of the LGBTQ community now. Her oldest daughter died in a car accident a couple years after this episode, and after a bunch of gay and queer fans reached out to her, she began actually seeing them as people instead of monsters. She credits them with helping to pull her out of her depression following her daughter's death, and with helping her open up and be more tolerant.

    • @sircharima9082
      @sircharima9082 2 года назад +24

      @@amandas2639 wow that's crazy. Good for her honestly, never would've expected that kind of turn around. I guess anything is possible

  • @stormyprawn
    @stormyprawn 4 года назад +4437

    "if you don't do exactly what I do that bothers me"
    - Hitler, probably at some point

    • @Nico-qs5dy
      @Nico-qs5dy 4 года назад +229

      I don’t think even Hitler was that entitled.

    • @nicholasperez8479
      @nicholasperez8479 4 года назад +9

      XD

    • @Aloha_SnackBar
      @Aloha_SnackBar 4 года назад +8

      Nice profile picture 👍

    • @nickcariglio8228
      @nickcariglio8228 4 года назад +4

      I'm just imagining your profile picture saying that and it's cracking my shit up🤣

    • @har0her059
      @har0her059 4 года назад +14

      Let’s just point out that’s she said “god died on the cross” like I may not be religious but something doesn’t sound right with this god warrior

  • @disconn3ctd268
    @disconn3ctd268 5 лет назад +3802

    It’s not the holy spirit rising in her, it’s her blood sugar levels.

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 5 лет назад +60

      Disconn3ctd I swear to god; I'm fucking dying over here. Have a happy holiday

    • @riskvideos
      @riskvideos 5 лет назад +33

      Also gas

    • @kluthbrunner4254
      @kluthbrunner4254 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @disconn3ctd268
      @disconn3ctd268 5 лет назад +4

      Jared Piper you too

    • @ivanoxx
      @ivanoxx 5 лет назад +4

      i was your 1000th like. I'm proud of myself

  • @BrokenHedgehog
    @BrokenHedgehog 5 лет назад +4594

    By being so damn sure she's getting into Heaven, she's committing the sin of pride.

    • @Clark28563
      @Clark28563 5 лет назад +420

      BrokenHedgehog and gluttony

    • @Jotunn96
      @Jotunn96 5 лет назад +67

      I mean if she's repentant on her presumably on the horizon deathbed it doesn't really matter

    • @BrokenHedgehog
      @BrokenHedgehog 5 лет назад +269

      @@Jotunn96 Given that she doesn't seem to even realize she's sinning, she probably doesn't think she has anything to repent for.

    • @hypernova4725
      @hypernova4725 5 лет назад +22

      A deadly sin none the less

    • @courchar
      @courchar 5 лет назад +34

      and sloth...

  • @QuakeGamerROTMG
    @QuakeGamerROTMG 3 года назад +2236

    "I'm going to heaven"
    - People that are absolutely not going to heaven

    • @-sammot-
      @-sammot- 3 года назад +23

      Thanks, made me laugh

    • @hankj.wimbleton2897
      @hankj.wimbleton2897 3 года назад +35

      This is... made in heaven

    • @rust_player5675
      @rust_player5675 3 года назад +27

      @@hankj.wimbleton2897 god damb what you gonna do now reset the universe?????

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 3 года назад +40

      “You’re all going to hell!”
      -said to people that have done literally nothing

    • @Colin12475
      @Colin12475 3 года назад +19

      If heaven is populated by people like this, I'm going to take my chances with Satan.

  • @wafflesarebetterthanpancak3199
    @wafflesarebetterthanpancak3199 5 лет назад +3198

    I feel so bad for Barry, he lives with an angry grizzly bear
    She looks like she’s been searching for the manager for her whole life.
    She’s like an annoying substitute teacher

    • @onlyontuesdays4483
      @onlyontuesdays4483 5 лет назад +117

      r/rareinsults

    • @hautakleightontam771
      @hautakleightontam771 5 лет назад +141

      The whole point of Christianity IS 'searching for the manager'.

    • @kalesmart1
      @kalesmart1 5 лет назад +62

      @@hautakleightontam771 god damn amazing, all the followers are just karens trying to speak with the manager

    • @descripto2586
      @descripto2586 5 лет назад +24

      Her manager is God, she speaks to him all the time. Also I bet she's NEVER wrong about anything and nothing is ever her fault.

    • @scene6289
      @scene6289 5 лет назад +7

      @@descripto2586
      _I too once spoke with the manager_
      *Nice guy I tell ya*

  • @michaelgallegos1307
    @michaelgallegos1307 4 года назад +3821

    3:11
    She literally gets her own boss music while going down the escalator

    • @Oddie99000
      @Oddie99000 4 года назад +202

      this is a really long shot here. man, the tension is really building

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 4 года назад +171

      ______________________
      God Warrior
      The Bane of Barry

    • @liquidmodernitytasteslikeu2855
      @liquidmodernitytasteslikeu2855 4 года назад +50

      boss music lmao, this comment made me cry

    • @stinkboy7186
      @stinkboy7186 4 года назад +50

      Its all fun and games until your walking down the streets at night and it starts playing

    • @squittlequeen2282
      @squittlequeen2282 4 года назад +18

      When you turn the game back on after not playing it for like a month and you forgot what you were doing but you’re about to fight a boss with no armor and a stick

  • @addoworkman2173
    @addoworkman2173 4 года назад +2819

    I'm a year late, but I just hope Barry gets something good out of this, he's very sweet and deserves better.

    • @finlayg9833
      @finlayg9833 4 года назад +16

      Jeez it’s been a year

    • @mr.unfunny329
      @mr.unfunny329 4 года назад +130

      If its the barry i know and love he was slaying the other wife’s poonami the entire time

    • @CyberSway
      @CyberSway 4 года назад +29

      I feel like this aired some 15 years ago lol you're much too late for barry

    • @ty3tan1um
      @ty3tan1um 3 года назад +23

      Someone should just search him on facebook and be like "but did you smash?"

    • @angrytwxgaming8423
      @angrytwxgaming8423 3 года назад +105

      @@CyberSway surprisingly i do believe they're still together and she has made a dramatic turn around in her life. She is even working to get a reality show that puts her in uncomfortable, new (to her) social groups and give these groups good exposure.
      The change came in light of her daughter's passing

  • @alexvv7162
    @alexvv7162 3 года назад +6017

    Kinda ironic for her to be a god warrior when she has 3 capital sins, gluttony, pride and wrath.

    • @lefftee9721
      @lefftee9721 3 года назад +373

      She is the final boss of the upcoming se7en video game

    • @traskforge
      @traskforge 3 года назад +285

      Those are, like, the worst ones too. like lust, envy, sloth, and greed are at least bearable to be around

    • @gratzbye8758
      @gratzbye8758 3 года назад +274

      She also freaked out over the pentagram which is a holy symbol. It represents jesus on the cross. The upside down pentagram, similar to the upside down cross, is satanic because it points to hell. Ofc assigning such significant symbolism to objects that you idolize them is questionable but she can't even get her own symbols straight

    • @dumb445
      @dumb445 3 года назад +80

      She is in a different sect of the cult known as "Bible belt holy roller"

    • @adolfstalin7743
      @adolfstalin7743 3 года назад +19

      @@gratzbye8758 isn't it actually the star of David?

  • @shinime8885
    @shinime8885 5 лет назад +8914

    Crazy lady: *claims to be god's warrior*
    Also crazy lady: *is the embodiment of sloth, gluttony and wrath, 3 out of 7 deadly sins*

    • @welldoitlive8769
      @welldoitlive8769 5 лет назад +1119

      The big thing is that she doesn’t even love others, the most important of the Commands according to Jesus

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 5 лет назад +683

      I was gonna say that she also straight-up looks like a cartoon depiction of a witch

    • @Tinii
      @Tinii 5 лет назад +532

      @@welldoitlive8769 yeah I was thinking the same thing. So wouldn't she be exhibiting pride as well because anyone who Isn't catholic is inferior to her ?

    • @kiaydemir
      @kiaydemir 5 лет назад +407

      She's basically the mom from binding of Isaac

    • @AA-bs3iy
      @AA-bs3iy 5 лет назад +306

      That's most southern Christians. Pick and choose what parts of the bible you want to believe and then judge everyone

  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 5 лет назад +21060

    Petition to send an FBI team to rescue Barry from his house and marry him to a supermodel.

    • @SmokNord69Nic
      @SmokNord69Nic 5 лет назад +805

      Smiley the Smile where do i sign

    • @BiostormGaming
      @BiostormGaming 5 лет назад +1068

      Plz Barry needs it, he doesn't deserve this trash can of a women

    • @pommemelon7026
      @pommemelon7026 5 лет назад +235

      Supermodel can be quite trashy too

    • @Jordan-cy3di
      @Jordan-cy3di 5 лет назад +119

      He deserves it

    • @agrape2887
      @agrape2887 5 лет назад +112

      *bang bang bang*
      FBI OPEN UP

  • @succulentplaylists7266
    @succulentplaylists7266 5 лет назад +2211

    God, please deliver Barry from that self righteous cretin

    • @TheLastHylianTitan
      @TheLastHylianTitan 5 лет назад +189

      him AND the kids, that's just an unhealthy relationship for everyone all around.

    • @SigismundSonOfDorn
      @SigismundSonOfDorn 5 лет назад +113

      The kids definitely seem pretty stressed in that atmosphere

    • @shanechannel7066
      @shanechannel7066 5 лет назад +31

      I was raised by two men and I turned out alright

    • @garpogods8323
      @garpogods8323 5 лет назад +90

      @@shanechannel7066 aside from catching the big gay that is.

    • @MesoMania
      @MesoMania 5 лет назад +2

      Sadie Playlists amen

  • @JVeezy109
    @JVeezy109 3 года назад +1186

    When she called psychology 'dark-sided', that was maybe the only moment I felt cool for having a degree in psychology.

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath 3 года назад +40

      truly unfortunate that these people get that idea in their heads. they need mental help very badly

    • @connorpratt8364
      @connorpratt8364 3 года назад +60

      ikr like hearing that, if i had a degree in psychology, I'd feel like I'm a powerful warlock in eldritch power and horror

    • @Zoomadose
      @Zoomadose 3 года назад +17

      Hey, maybe you'll learn to use the force with this 'dark-sided' knowledge

    • @miha493
      @miha493 3 года назад +30

      Indeed, the Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

    • @Caleb_Squatongim
      @Caleb_Squatongim 3 года назад +3

      @@miha493 dammit I was gonna say that

  • @polk-e-dot8177
    @polk-e-dot8177 4 года назад +2343

    "if you dont believe exactly what i do. *that bothers me.* "
    sounds like a you problem lady.

  • @dylanmorady1898
    @dylanmorady1898 5 лет назад +12313

    Moses must’ve been God Warrior’s dentist coz them teeth parted like the Red Sea

  • @lightningboltrairo7736
    @lightningboltrairo7736 5 лет назад +704

    She doesn't want anything "dark-sided", but anywhere she goes, she eclipses the sun.

  • @rageaholicc
    @rageaholicc 3 года назад +2077

    "God died on the cross"
    Jesus: 🧍‍♀️

  • @crimreaper9981
    @crimreaper9981 4 года назад +1529

    As strange as the "hypno-mom" is she actually seemed really nice and really helped out the "God-Warrior's" daughter. I honestly liked her.

    • @chillytm6751
      @chillytm6751 3 года назад +275

      I mean being weird/strange isn’t as bad as actively trying to harm others for not 100% believing in god

    • @crimreaper9981
      @crimreaper9981 3 года назад +31

      @@chillytm6751 definitely

    • @hahalery
      @hahalery 3 года назад +134

      The weird hippie couple feels more normal than the God warrior trying to ruin a poor man's life tbh.

    • @Neatherback
      @Neatherback 3 года назад +14

      What the god dammed fuck why can I do this

    • @初日の出_初日の入り
      @初日の出_初日の入り 3 года назад +47

      @@Neatherback Someone's gonna try and decode that in several centuries

  • @RP-dy5mu
    @RP-dy5mu 5 лет назад +637

    Back in the day when cr1tikal never showed his face I imagined him as some slightly greasy rocker dude with long hair, a leather jacket, and plenty of beer. I'm glad he's starting to morph into that slowly.

    • @ericisom5661
      @ericisom5661 5 лет назад +20

      I thought of him as a chadlike jock that was sorta embarrassed to show his face so he just always said alpha shit.

    • @rowanheart8122
      @rowanheart8122 5 лет назад +13

      I imagined him as sans from undertale

  • @mrslasher1064
    @mrslasher1064 4 года назад +809

    Barry is the sweetest man I've ever had the pleasure of knowing exists,why he's married to that creature is beyond me,he deserves way better than her...

    • @Chamomile369
      @Chamomile369 3 года назад +80

      Because he is so nice, it allows her to be evil. she is to Satan as he is to god.

    • @Paratzu
      @Paratzu 3 года назад +34

      @@Chamomile369 The ending to your comment was damn amazing

    • @jotaroswetfart6095
      @jotaroswetfart6095 3 года назад +3

      too many sinful women wanted to have sex with him so god gave him a pure, christian woman to have relations with

    • @isabelaustin7476
      @isabelaustin7476 3 года назад +1

      a pure christian woman? that is a delusional idiot

  • @striker6677
    @striker6677 3 года назад +659

    That's actually just a star, pentagram's are usually drawn with circles around them, symbolising they are complete or sealed, that's the kind of star you would put out as part of a christmas decoration,

    • @doublesam6514
      @doublesam6514 3 года назад +36

      Tbh everything is a pentagram if you r enough square minded to believed

    • @greyhovnd
      @greyhovnd 3 года назад +43

      You're describing a pentacle, commonly misidentified as a pentagram,, a pentagram is a five pointed star, upright without a circle

    • @somemate1050
      @somemate1050 3 года назад +2

      I thought pentagrams were just upside down stars and the upright one was the good one. Sorta how the cross is

    • @apogeotropism1714
      @apogeotropism1714 3 года назад +2

      Yeah… it’s also fairly common up north. At least, it used to be… In the older generations.
      Idk where those people live at, but, I’d assume Ohio, or, Pennsylvania.

    • @Hoplasa
      @Hoplasa 3 года назад +2

      not to mention the fact that a pentagram is upside down compared to what we see here, upside down, it looks like 2 horns at the top and that

  • @JeyJey88-9
    @JeyJey88-9 5 лет назад +801

    She literially behaves like Mom from Binding Of Isaac. I feel very sorry for her kids

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 5 лет назад +32

      Maybe her kids will grow up to make cool video games as well?

    • @scorpions7153
      @scorpions7153 5 лет назад +29

      @@BigGayIncorporated Her oldest daughter died in a car crash

    • @therealtruth3012
      @therealtruth3012 5 лет назад +73

      @@scorpions7153 That was just a test from god lol

    • @scorpions7153
      @scorpions7153 5 лет назад +22

      Lmao what an epic test, Isaac would be proud

    • @PunkerWithABoner
      @PunkerWithABoner 5 лет назад +4

      The Real Truth Your username is too fitting

  • @imaginaryboy2000
    @imaginaryboy2000 5 лет назад +485

    True story, that God Warrior and her friends are actually 3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.
    She is, obviously, famine.

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 5 лет назад +67

      She eats everyone's food, creating the famine, right? lol

    • @birdie8006
      @birdie8006 5 лет назад +16

      Oh god oh fuck OH LAWD SHE COMIN

    • @penguinlawyer
      @penguinlawyer 5 лет назад +11

      @@birdie8006 it'll take a few years for her to travel across the street but by god when she gets across there'll be hell to pay

    • @calebalbert198
      @calebalbert198 5 лет назад

      Who would be death??

    • @Patrick_The_Pure
      @Patrick_The_Pure 5 лет назад +2

      So she is famine AND the deadly sin gluttony?, or is that not even her final form.

  • @idoalittletrolling4867
    @idoalittletrolling4867 5 лет назад +713

    Charlie easily has the most interesting search history on the face of the Earth. His FBI Agent has the best job on the face of the Earth.

    • @Dragonemperess
      @Dragonemperess 4 года назад +29

      I'm sorry about what you saw in my most recent search. Maybe you should go to r/blessed images for a bit. Again I am SO SORRY! I was just curious!

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 4 года назад +17

      @@Dragonemperess not forgiven

    • @dio9488
      @dio9488 4 года назад +11

      @@midgetman4206 best name i ever saw

    • @tdthedevilsrighthand712
      @tdthedevilsrighthand712 4 года назад +2

      Have you seen Agent Lambert anywhere? Last I've heard of him, he was assigned to a place called "Multpor."

    • @smmusicplus96
      @smmusicplus96 4 года назад +1

      You better have a warrant, G man.

  • @perfectguy37576
    @perfectguy37576 3 года назад +428

    Margret’s friends entering the house looked like a Karen raid

  • @wolfo8559
    @wolfo8559 5 лет назад +704

    “God save us from the people who think they’re doing God’s work.”
    - Dean Winchester

    • @MrNilsiboy94
      @MrNilsiboy94 5 лет назад +20

      This women would certainly make for a good monster of the week episode

    • @waterproof_teabags3592
      @waterproof_teabags3592 5 лет назад +23

      The people who want to be as Christian as possible are the ones that stir away from their religion

    • @AbysswalkerD
      @AbysswalkerD 5 лет назад +2

      Amen

    • @utterlyumbral3694
      @utterlyumbral3694 5 лет назад +1

      @@MrNilsiboy94 That episode could go one of two ways:
      1) Angst filled, "I have to think about my faith", it's only a human/cult episode
      2) This woman is some sort of elder God feeding off other's misery
      Either way, sounds like my new favorite episode lmao

    • @fnfn9199
      @fnfn9199 5 лет назад +1

      666th like 😁

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +3227

    The only god warriors I know are the moderators on christian Minecraft servers. I don’t know who these women are, but they don’t look like gamers to me.

    • @bruhballs45
      @bruhballs45 5 лет назад +26

      How to properly clean your metal computer no no no no no go back to another Chanel you are to popular get out

    • @WhiskeyNColaow
      @WhiskeyNColaow 5 лет назад +5

      Amen

    • @philthefinadelphian4830
      @philthefinadelphian4830 5 лет назад +22

      We all know gamer women are a myth come on my dude

    • @seb5542
      @seb5542 5 лет назад +16

      My niggas

    • @FilthyCasualty
      @FilthyCasualty 5 лет назад +9

      How to properly clean your metal computer
      How dare you forget about the best God warrior Bibleman.

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 5 лет назад +565

    Barry’s probably rocking like 10 inches too

    • @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
      @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 4 года назад +65

      He'd need it to fucking breed with Jabba the Hutt over there. So much thigh he barely penetrates.

    • @oceanbacon216
      @oceanbacon216 4 года назад +15

      Would have to be to slip between the labyrinth of blubber.

    • @Neo91837
      @Neo91837 4 года назад +4

      @@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany the image that popped into my head from this comment made me gag and possibly throw up.

    • @benaldridge6341
      @benaldridge6341 4 года назад

      @Sean Wilkinson I watched that epi the other day on tv

    • @Sheamus1212
      @Sheamus1212 4 года назад

      One two inches makes it to the puss with all that fat

  • @BustaBonezMike
    @BustaBonezMike 3 года назад +437

    People that are so into Christianity scares me ngl, even god is like go touch some grass or go outside and let the sun rays hit you

    • @R1ptide_Drag0n
      @R1ptide_Drag0n 3 года назад +57

      Yeah, religion is cool, but when you let it control your life and start believing everything your book and people tell you, then problems arise.

    • @SeattleBones_
      @SeattleBones_ 3 года назад +16

      Holy fuck I hate typos

    • @ravenkarlin
      @ravenkarlin 3 года назад +2

      You should watch The Mist then, that’ll make you love religion even more.

    • @spencerschmidt7666
      @spencerschmidt7666 3 года назад +1

      @@R1ptide_Drag0n I mean religion does control your life

    • @R1ptide_Drag0n
      @R1ptide_Drag0n 3 года назад +6

      @@spencerschmidt7666 Only if you let it

  • @likira111
    @likira111 5 лет назад +3108

    Joking aside Barry is an abusive relationship.
    Edit: Why did I never get a notification for the replies.

    • @lovingspirit4160
      @lovingspirit4160 5 лет назад +168

      He should just feed the pig untill it explodes, or at least die early.

    • @5AMUR-41
      @5AMUR-41 5 лет назад +69

      Yes, Hello, I am starting a company that sells useful and very specific shit like the fuckin'.. microwave that can warm up any food to the right temperature when it's a little cold or it can make it colder to just the right temperature when it's to hot so that I can use the money i get for selling my products to fund for my saving Barry campaign, I have also made a website for you to give your money to me so we can help Barry, one dollar is one step closer to saving Barry's life.

    • @-k-b-
      @-k-b- 5 лет назад +41

      100% they are divorced now (if she's still even alive)

    • @maverekkarp3597
      @maverekkarp3597 5 лет назад +37

      I bet if i say hail Satan to her she will throw plates of some shit

    • @artycantparty
      @artycantparty 5 лет назад +10

      Barry is a sub

  • @moonrabbit9621
    @moonrabbit9621 4 года назад +4944

    As a lesbian, I've never been more attracted to a man in my whole goddamn life. God bless you, Barry.

    • @gunsmithbasic
      @gunsmithbasic 3 года назад +203

      Of course the woman to say that would have no chance to sleep with him

    • @lolguy480
      @lolguy480 3 года назад +30

      I'm sure there's bigger studs than barry like ME

    • @stevenlafever955
      @stevenlafever955 3 года назад +493

      @@lolguy480 wdym Barry is the ULTIMATE nice chad

    • @TheKatera4a
      @TheKatera4a 3 года назад +349

      @@lolguy480 I don't know what your comment was meant to accomplish. Are you out here trying to show how much of a ''chad'' you are to a girl who said was lesbian? At this point you should try talking to a brick wall. Atleast the brick wall won't laugh at you.

    • @HentaiTrapLord
      @HentaiTrapLord 3 года назад +95

      @@lolguy480 Whatever you say, bud.

  • @grinanmarchand
    @grinanmarchand 5 лет назад +562

    I want to hug Barry. Just give em a big ole hug.

    • @bremensims6086
      @bremensims6086 5 лет назад +5

      A true Grammar Nazi would have said "him", not "em." Have some pride, man.

    • @josephgregor2455
      @josephgregor2455 5 лет назад +1

      @@bremensims6086 oh quit

    • @bremensims6086
      @bremensims6086 5 лет назад

      @@josephgregor2455 I think he changed his name, so now my reply doesn't make any sense.

    • @josephgregor2455
      @josephgregor2455 5 лет назад

      @@bremensims6086 I too am anal about grammar so I feel your pain.

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 5 лет назад +1

      Zaire to each their own in my ass. Preferably all of them in my ass.

  • @Apollo_Yeet
    @Apollo_Yeet 3 года назад +611

    I’m not a simp
    But god damn I’m a simp for Barry, he is the definition of wholesome 100

    • @OHOE1
      @OHOE1 3 года назад +4

      If I had to be with the Christian mom: yeah i run a satanic cult and burn down churches 😉💯😉👌

  • @Egg_thing
    @Egg_thing 4 года назад +706

    I'm an atheist, but I straight up hope God's real just so that after this lady dies she can throw a tantrum at the heavens gate wondering why they won't let her in

  • @_Stian
    @_Stian 5 лет назад +574

    Shes not fully a god warrior if she still has not yet defeated the ender dragon

    • @creemo5375
      @creemo5375 5 лет назад +30

      She did defeat the ender dragon, in one bite

    • @waterboiledpizza
      @waterboiledpizza 5 лет назад +24

      @@creemo5375 The hole between her teeth was the prove. The Ender dragon flew straight into her mouth.

    • @trevordodson9560
      @trevordodson9560 5 лет назад +2

      Nice

  • @poidorka
    @poidorka 4 года назад +876

    When I see this “God Warrior” I feel like dying alone isn’t so bad.

    • @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin
      @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin 4 года назад +13

      Raccoon Face When I see a people I feel like dying alone isn’t bad.
      Too many relationships all of them bad
      And I haven’t a friend.

    • @jimhoffman4766
      @jimhoffman4766 4 года назад +11

      Chin up king, your crown is falling!

    • @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin
      @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin 4 года назад +11

      People I have a news. I have a girlfriend now. She's the highlight of my life. Currently applying to work with her at her job. :D
      Edit: Don't worry, guys, she broke up with me after spending the night, cuddling, kissing making out, having sex, watching movies, and gaming and then told me it was because she wasn't sure she wanted a relationship. She also told me she loved me. So y'know. I'm still fucked up and depressed. Especially now.

    • @Herobrine21777
      @Herobrine21777 4 года назад +5

      @@RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin cool

    • @spider-mancantsee5875
      @spider-mancantsee5875 4 года назад +1

      Red Velvet Edge Muffin exactly friends are all I need.

  • @cee_ves
    @cee_ves 3 года назад +564

    “Is this my new mommy”
    Oh he has some unresolved childhood issues buried there

  • @colinr4860
    @colinr4860 5 лет назад +549

    "They were both looking for someone to cannibalize and ended up falling in love by accident."
    Cr1tikal quote of the year 🤣

  • @Big-boi92
    @Big-boi92 5 лет назад +426

    Barry is the strongest man i've ever seen.
    like who the fuck else out here would be able to endure that wilderbeast for a day let alone a week
    smh that lardwagon wiggles up a stairs and there's boss music playing
    big up barry!

    • @weirdguyontheinternet7424
      @weirdguyontheinternet7424 5 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @iGrindGanja
      @iGrindGanja 5 лет назад +3

      A stronger man would leave, knowing his finite time on this earth is not worth being wasted on such a hog.

    • @hgdge
      @hgdge 5 лет назад +1

      Lets all pray for my boi Barry.

  • @PanSzawu
    @PanSzawu 5 лет назад +76

    Barry actually seems like a nice guy. Poor bastard, bless his patience

    • @a-man41
      @a-man41 5 лет назад +4

      Seraфim Голубев Barry has more of the seven virtues than his wife does.

  • @meusana3681
    @meusana3681 3 года назад +212

    Christain: this is so devilish
    Also christian: screams like she literally tries to become the devil in order to scare people away from it.

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 3 года назад +2

      Yes, that's something that more than a few Christian women have, that scream. I don't understand what causes it. In my house, there will be no raising of voices like that.

    • @meusana3681
      @meusana3681 3 года назад +2

      @@danielmaster8776 Meh, I won't as far as to forbid and enforce it. But yeah, screaming like that doesn't belong in the realm of normal people. She needs help, not Jesus.

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 3 года назад

      @@meusana3681 Jesus can help anyone. She just needs to let him.

    • @meusana3681
      @meusana3681 3 года назад +1

      @@danielmaster8776 No no no no. the idea of jesus can turn people into that. I have yet to see Jesus helping anyone ever in any real way in which they couldn't help themselves. She is acting EXACTLY in the way the bible wants her to.
      Demonic possession is a thing only attributed to people within christian realms, usually accompanied by long term abuse and mistreatment. I'll say it again, the idea of Jesus can turn people into this, I've yet to see it the other way around.

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 3 года назад +1

      @@meusana3681 The Bible says be slow to anger and to not be prideful. A true Christian or not, she has failed in those areas. And this world is filled with people like her. But I think you've got it backwards, because you forgot one thing. God doesn't make the world this way; we do.

  • @unmemeable667
    @unmemeable667 5 лет назад +1058

    LMAO "she sounds like a twitch moderator melting down"

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 5 лет назад +250

    The true God Warrior was obviously Barry. That man is so damn sweet.

    • @KotsarisGR
      @KotsarisGR 5 лет назад

      Satan put that evil witch in his life to torture him.

  • @futurepastnull11
    @futurepastnull11 5 лет назад +1759

    "I am a God warrior!"
    Goes on TV to commit adultery LOL

    • @scaparapadoobedoooo3170
      @scaparapadoobedoooo3170 4 года назад +13

      @@darklordojeda I'd do it for $1000

    • @ymeypma7966
      @ymeypma7966 4 года назад +23

      @@scaparapadoobedoooo3170 Not worth it at least $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.oo

    • @spaceace9103
      @spaceace9103 4 года назад +22

      @@scaparapadoobedoooo3170 come on man your dignity is worth more than that

    • @fish3585
      @fish3585 4 года назад +20

      @@scaparapadoobedoooo3170 Dude, have some self-respect, god damn

    • @scaparapadoobedoooo3170
      @scaparapadoobedoooo3170 4 года назад +43

      @@fish3585 I musta written that whilst drunk. I'm so ashamed of myself... I need to take a shower. I feel filthy

  • @UrResidentGhost
    @UrResidentGhost 3 года назад +353

    People like the “God Warrior” really piss me off. It gives everyone who’s just a “normal” Christians a bad rep fr.
    All that “holier than thou” bs. It’s so annoying.

    • @AndreIguodalaFan55
      @AndreIguodalaFan55 3 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @Tommy-kc8il
      @Tommy-kc8il 3 года назад +5

      yea it fucking sucks, my mom is a slightly toned down version of her, and definitely the reason why i dont really believe in christianity

    • @xanderdoss5665
      @xanderdoss5665 3 года назад +14

      I dont think i should have to be ashamed of being Christian because of these loonies

    • @jimmythecrow
      @jimmythecrow 3 года назад +11

      @@xanderdoss5665 you shouldnt feel ashamed for someone elses actions.

    • @xanderdoss5665
      @xanderdoss5665 3 года назад +5

      @@jimmythecrow ik, but i cant help it

  • @profblack
    @profblack 4 года назад +1561

    Margaret isn’t the hero we deserved...
    Seriously nobody deserves that.

  • @movingparts6270
    @movingparts6270 5 лет назад +335

    I think one day Barry is going to jump into that pool and just not come back up.

  • @lt.crouton7324
    @lt.crouton7324 4 года назад +373

    Barry is Himros, the god of sexual desires. No mortal being handle the raw power Barry emits when he enters your country. 3 governments have fallen to Barry. His cuteness is unmatched to anything.

    • @davidharris3028
      @davidharris3028 4 года назад +1

      I disagree, Terry Crews is the best

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 4 года назад +5

      He got matched with the god warrior since only her hideousness could put a stop to Barry's unrestrained libido.

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 года назад

      @@davidharris3028
      Agreed.

  • @Nightmare-fe9hr
    @Nightmare-fe9hr 3 года назад +55

    the worst part of the god warrior's friends is they definitely thought that they "won" by making that exchange unbearably awkward and unpleasant

    • @voidfroze
      @voidfroze 2 года назад +8

      Sad but true. In the circles I grew up in, we were actively encouraged from childhood to call people out and create awkward situations like that. I feel genuinely sorry for them, it really fucks up your brain to walk around thinking it's your responsibility to be the word of God for everyone else

  • @DABUNGINATOR
    @DABUNGINATOR 5 лет назад +379

    She could be a Dark Souls boss.

    • @joshuapaobutiong8211
      @joshuapaobutiong8211 5 лет назад +14

      Asylum Demon's warrior

    • @gsly6081
      @gsly6081 5 лет назад +1

      She looks like a fat humpty dumpty witch xD

    • @SpencerShuba
      @SpencerShuba 5 лет назад +10

      She’s Smough.

    • @imdicc4017
      @imdicc4017 5 лет назад +8

      She's already in borderlands

    • @b_but_not_2b
      @b_but_not_2b 5 лет назад +1

      That's just what Pinwheel looks like under the cloak.

  • @malcolmhodnett8874
    @malcolmhodnett8874 5 лет назад +1905

    That pack of church moms really activated my anxiety lol

    • @jackrose3542
      @jackrose3542 5 лет назад +142

      likira111 idk what you’re on about but I sense a wild pack of church moms trying to force me into a choir

    • @likira111
      @likira111 5 лет назад

      @@jackrose3542 good for you, you're not the person I asked tho.

    • @CarlAquaForce
      @CarlAquaForce 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, I needed a Xanax..

    • @walrider2133
      @walrider2133 5 лет назад +25

      Gave me flashbacks to attending a Mormon church.

    • @degeneratetv7455
      @degeneratetv7455 5 лет назад +4

      @@walrider2133 oof

  • @0ozymandias641
    @0ozymandias641 5 лет назад +3250

    "If you don't believe that God died on the cross..."
    Hol' up.

    • @tahbaked7790
      @tahbaked7790 5 лет назад +625

      Finally someone else caught that! Jesus wasn't god, he was the son of God. I'm an Atheist and I know her religion better than her

    • @ShippoAlex
      @ShippoAlex 5 лет назад +346

      depends on the religion. Christianity jesus is the son, catholicism jesus is god

    • @Maharlikan_1898
      @Maharlikan_1898 5 лет назад +94

      @@ShippoAlex finally, someone who gets it

    • @PowerSpirit50
      @PowerSpirit50 5 лет назад +108

      I think Jesus is his son and a part of him at the same time. That's what I learned in school.

    • @D00MMAST3R
      @D00MMAST3R 5 лет назад +180

      @@ShippoAlex Catholicism is a branch of Christianity. All Catholics are Christians but not all Christians are Catholics.

  • @Ajaws
    @Ajaws 3 года назад +99

    Commenter: “a few years after this the hippies split up and the god warrior’s older daughter died in a car accident”
    Critical: “thank you for that shockingly dark update”

    • @JackSmith-bn6qj
      @JackSmith-bn6qj 2 года назад +1

      I'm still trying to figure out if that was true or made up by chat

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 2 года назад +17

      @@JackSmith-bn6qj I looked it up, it's completely serious. She died in 2007 and it basically made the woman rethink her life, because the gay community reached out to her and gave her their condolences when her friends were kinda shitty about it and didn't really do anything to help

  • @brici7164
    @brici7164 5 лет назад +260

    *STEP BACK! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND HEART DISEASE ON MY SIDE!*

    • @bombabombom3603
      @bombabombom3603 5 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @kalesmart1
      @kalesmart1 5 лет назад +7

      She definately doesn't have anime on her side lol

    • @scene6289
      @scene6289 5 лет назад +4

      _That's one way to get the express pass to heaven_

  • @lovelyafternoon
    @lovelyafternoon 5 лет назад +1321

    I got legit stressed out for that poor woman when the Karen's started to invade the house with their Jesus gift baskets.

    • @conner3548
      @conner3548 5 лет назад +29

      I can only imagine that type of behavior being mentioned in a conversation between God and these women:
      God:"Spread the word of my son's sacrifice and the sins he died for...I said spread it not force it, N-no seriously stop doing it like that...Maybe Gabriel was right...I should've sent the other meteor to this place."
      Jesus:"Hey dad...so...Why is this family bullying this lady? I mean she looks like her default setting is stoned of her ass but..."
      God:"...The consequence of free will paired with the choice of ignorance..."

    • @KaregoAt
      @KaregoAt 5 лет назад +29

      Their fucking vibes man, the nastiest most hateful group of people I swear

    • @ItsMeVolatility
      @ItsMeVolatility 5 лет назад +39

      Yeah, she looked so uncomfortable because she knew she’d get railed for not being ultra christian. Even though the whole “psychic natural herb aura” thing isn’t my cup of tea, she seems like a nice lady and not judgemental with her beliefs.
      Her and Barry need to secretly catch a plane and start new lives together lmao

    • @QuartzIsAnOxide
      @QuartzIsAnOxide 5 лет назад +1

      She's into weird pseudoscience too, though. This is a battle of Karens!

    • @Aldwick6635
      @Aldwick6635 4 года назад

      Not to mention cuisine that looks like it could've come from the kitchen of Jack, the Master of Mayonnaise himself.

  • @NyleTrewTattoos
    @NyleTrewTattoos 4 года назад +947

    "He's a nice cult leader"
    That's what they all say until the kool aid comes out

    • @mrnarrator8609
      @mrnarrator8609 4 года назад +5

      Nyle Trew Tattoos very nice

    • @porthokandenizen
      @porthokandenizen 4 года назад +8

      or the bliss barrels

    • @NyleTrewTattoos
      @NyleTrewTattoos 4 года назад +8

      @@porthokandenizen that's a throwback 😂

    • @porthokandenizen
      @porthokandenizen 4 года назад +4

      @@NyleTrewTattoos hehe

    • @Dieci-9
      @Dieci-9 4 года назад +4

      Until he tells you to drink rat poison.
      Look it up, it happened recently. 😂

  • @beckyscleanersock8395
    @beckyscleanersock8395 9 месяцев назад +14

    Fun fact about god warrior: after a car crash that killed her daughter she fell into a deep depression and actually found support and comfort online from the LGBTQ+ community and is now a staunch queer advocate!

  • @ewanedwards6822
    @ewanedwards6822 5 лет назад +390

    My headcanon: Barry was forced into an arranged marriage with Margaret by both parents on either side.

    • @teo5339
      @teo5339 5 лет назад +26

      at gunpoint

    • @Cxncubine
      @Cxncubine 5 лет назад +3

      what the fuck is a headcanon

    • @mrwtfwhy
      @mrwtfwhy 5 лет назад +24

      cranial artillery

    • @scumbad7953
      @scumbad7953 5 лет назад +1

      @@mrwtfwhy Cheeky bugger xD

    • @scumbad7953
      @scumbad7953 5 лет назад +6

      @@Cxncubine Something being canon to the best of my memory means it is a recognised part of a large body of work. Like Deathly Hallows being apart of the Harry Potter canon. A headcanon on the other hand is apart of an individuals belief that something is apart of the canon.

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 5 лет назад +1706

    Ah yes, the satanic ritual of
    *"Drums n' Jambalaya"*

    • @JKamron-1
      @JKamron-1 5 лет назад +17

      Traditions that were more or less invented or at the very least pioneered by Africans in the name of god. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @paragonrobbie9270
      @paragonrobbie9270 5 лет назад +68

      (The comment was making fun of how the lady thought it was some occult ritual when it was literally just a wholesome gathering)

    • @JKamron-1
      @JKamron-1 5 лет назад +6

      @@paragonrobbie9270 my b.

    • @CrittingOut
      @CrittingOut 5 лет назад +2

      LOL

    • @markoap91
      @markoap91 5 лет назад +6

      @@paragonrobbie9270 Stupid people afraid of the unknown. So.. just the usual.

  • @loser7528
    @loser7528 4 года назад +905

    Imagine being scared of a star. That's literally how you draw a star with a continuous line

    • @FlOWBOOLIN
      @FlOWBOOLIN 4 года назад +47

      LOSER ya pentagrams are upside down

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 4 года назад +114

      @@FlOWBOOLIN even then, pentagrams are way older than the negative connotation christianity gave them. Pentagrams are often used as a symbol of protection. Christianity took it and demonized it to get more converts.

    • @kingchickenwing4887
      @kingchickenwing4887 4 года назад +4

      @@louiesatterwhite3885 What did pentagrams originally come from?

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 4 года назад +65

      @@kingchickenwing4887 it was originally found on ancient writings in Mesopotamia from roughly 3000 BCE. It is theorized to have been referring to the 5 planets closest to the sun. Later cultures appropriated it for different things, and eventually christianity came along.

    • @kelpyg2660
      @kelpyg2660 4 года назад +20

      Louie Satterwhite same thing with swastikas

  • @DrLongWang
    @DrLongWang 3 года назад +12

    My friend’s mom was indistinguishable from the God Warrior and it was traumatic seeing more people like her.

  • @sethbuckles3474
    @sethbuckles3474 5 лет назад +414

    She got mad at the "pentagram" but she doesn't know that the pentagram was a christian symbol but upside down is satanic

    • @danielshore1457
      @danielshore1457 5 лет назад +69

      Also I'm pretty sure it is only a pentagram if it's in a circle because the points are supposed to represent spirit, water, fire, air, and earth whilst the circle represents life or something (at least I believe that is the Celtic meaning)

    • @jeremy0440
      @jeremy0440 5 лет назад +12

      Idk but she should be thankful because if demons come in they’ll be trapped

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 5 лет назад +55

      From Wikipedia:
      "Pentagrams were used symbolically in ancient Greece and Babylonia, and are used today as a symbol of faith by many Wiccans, akin to the use of the cross by Christians and the Star of David by the Jews. The pentagram has magical associations. Many people who practice Neopagan faiths wear jewelry incorporating the symbol. Christians once commonly used the pentagram to represent the five wounds of Jesus.[1][2] The pentagram is also used as a symbol by other belief systems, and is associated with Freemasonry.
      The word pentagram comes from the Greek word πεντάγραμμον (pentagrammon),[3] from πέντε (pente), "five" + γραμμή (grammē), "line".[4] The word "pentacle" is sometimes used synonymously with "pentagram".[5] The word pentalpha is a learned modern (17th-century) revival of a post-classical Greek name of the shape.[6]"
      Well how would you expect an uneducated person to know that, who counts everything they don't understand as evil.

    • @julientanner5036
      @julientanner5036 5 лет назад +2

      @@jeremy0440 u watch supernatural 👍👍👍

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 5 лет назад +5

      Tbh she said god died for us . True Christian

  • @cigarettes5613
    @cigarettes5613 5 лет назад +222

    That lady is the kind of person to wake you up to remind you to take your sleeping pills

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander 5 лет назад +292

    i hope Barry got laid. The man desperately needs respite from the God Warrior

  • @CYMotorsport
    @CYMotorsport 3 года назад +142

    a year late but 2:20 HOW DARE YOUU

  • @eVill420
    @eVill420 5 лет назад +360

    this anime consists of Barry (the lovable protagonist), his wife (an imp) a crack addict (the rival) and his wife (the love interest, threesome?)
    the heavy cultist vibes only improve it

    • @scene6289
      @scene6289 5 лет назад +1

      *I'm still waiting for the plot twist*

    • @wizzaman2675
      @wizzaman2675 5 лет назад

      IDK :p the plot twist is that all of their beliefs are wrong, and it was the Mormons who were right

  • @misty9964
    @misty9964 5 лет назад +185

    The "SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAAAN" line is so iconic a true original meme

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders 4 года назад +446

    "They were both looking for someone to cannibalize and they ended up just falling in love by accident."
    Wtf thats hilarious

  • @draguladriver
    @draguladriver 2 года назад +3

    barry seems like such a nice man. he's very patient, even with someone like his wife, he deserves so much better.

  • @vendetta1429
    @vendetta1429 5 лет назад +676

    In the Holy Bible there's a part where these disciples reveal an overly religious woman on the street was actually possesed by demons
    That says something

  • @Gio90210.
    @Gio90210. 4 года назад +171

    Feel bad for Barry since he’s a genuinely good person

  • @Kim-dl2uk
    @Kim-dl2uk 4 года назад +316

    "I'm getting my doctorate"
    "oh so you currently have a masters?"
    "um.. No?"
    Fucking gold

  • @lucasworld708
    @lucasworld708 5 месяцев назад +2

    Barry just passed peacefully surrounded by his family on June 15th. RIP big guy 😔

  • @shame2189
    @shame2189 4 года назад +1985

    "if you don't believe god died on the cross and he's our savior, that bothers me"
    God didn't die, that was Jesus...
    Edit: alright guys the message has been recieved. I now understand partialism, modalism, arianism, and so forth are a thing. You guys made it all very clear, Jesus may or may not be god or part of god, i got the message so y'all can stop trying to correct me. The majority of god is still alive, though, so 't was a very poor choice of words nonetheless.

    • @aidanb.5344
      @aidanb.5344 4 года назад +237

      I’m not even that religious and that bothered me

    • @themariokid2310
      @themariokid2310 4 года назад +10

      @@aidanb.5344 same

    • @themariokid2310
      @themariokid2310 4 года назад +196

      @Chi last time I checked my dad didn't lose half of himself when I was born, just his semen and a sizable amount of money.

    • @asink5928
      @asink5928 4 года назад +41

      Jesus is god but not the father of the Holy Spirit but they are all god , it’s rlly odd coz Jesus essentially asks himself to forgive us all

    • @hoho330
      @hoho330 4 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/KQLfgaUoQCw/видео.html

  • @stormybadtype1diabetic244
    @stormybadtype1diabetic244 5 лет назад +243

    Dude... I felt more dead inside everytime it showed her husband.

    • @shidandfard9976
      @shidandfard9976 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr that poor man, we need to send the national guard or something

  • @bastianalsoknownasagoddamn3647
    @bastianalsoknownasagoddamn3647 4 года назад +169

    Berry looks like he would shower you in love and affection the moment you meet him

  • @amberquartz9468
    @amberquartz9468 3 года назад +15

    That show always made me feel claustrophobic

  • @neimu8508
    @neimu8508 5 лет назад +297

    First Vasily the god of slaps
    Then Jason the keeper of the slumber forge
    And now Barry king sweetheart

    • @kalesmart1
      @kalesmart1 5 лет назад +15

      When does the anime come out?

    • @alastarify
      @alastarify 5 лет назад +7

      Oh man, i can't wait for the crossover episode!

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 5 лет назад +1

      Barry the Sweethearted warrior

    • @Hawiianlion67
      @Hawiianlion67 5 лет назад +1

      JASON

  • @funnyvalentine5576
    @funnyvalentine5576 5 лет назад +411

    If that "God Warrior" keeps saying God this and God that we're gonna have to arrange for her to meet him
    Also someone get the US Government to save Barry cus that man deserves better

    • @The_child-catcher
      @The_child-catcher 5 лет назад +14

      We need to get Barry laid ASAP.

    • @takumeme545
      @takumeme545 5 лет назад +21

      We need to use our Stand power to save Barry

    • @BasicNotAcidic
      @BasicNotAcidic 5 лет назад +10

      Fellow JoJo fans rise up

    • @gnomeking8036
      @gnomeking8036 5 лет назад +1

      @@BasicNotAcidic yeeeee jojo number 1

    • @funnyvalentine5576
      @funnyvalentine5576 5 лет назад +4

      @@BasicNotAcidic Funny Valentine must've made a clone of me since we have the same picture

  • @thebigsad9463
    @thebigsad9463 5 лет назад +409

    From 1 to 10 how much Barry wants to escape that house?
    $1.02

    • @MrFirefox
      @MrFirefox 5 лет назад +7

      No more like 5 football pitches multiplied by 2 religious cults

    • @Gman224
      @Gman224 5 лет назад +1

      oh fuck whats that from i cant remember

    • @crunkers_
      @crunkers_ 5 лет назад +1

      I dont get it

    • @ericmendenhall2867
      @ericmendenhall2867 5 лет назад

      And the Lord sent him $1.02 to set him free from the beast

    • @MagicMarshN80
      @MagicMarshN80 5 лет назад

      I eat penis because tree fitty

  • @DogFlamingoXIII
    @DogFlamingoXIII 3 года назад +6

    This reminds me of when I was in PHP and this woman would lecture me on every break, because I made the mistake me mentioning that I played RPGs and ran a Vampire game. She would just come at me about how I was going to Hell every break, but if I would say anything like, "I think you are misunderstanding what playing vampire is....", she would start freaking out in this whole "I don't want to talk about anything on the dark side!" thing. So she wanted to start the topic, but any response was a spiritual attack. I finally had to ask her to stop talking to me outside of group, so I could get through a hour in piece, and the group leaders wouldn't let her talk about the subject in group.

  • @thatonepsyconaute622
    @thatonepsyconaute622 5 лет назад +92

    "He looks like he's about to tell me that everyones a reptilian and he's the only sane man on the planet." And I will believe him with charisma like that.

  • @Aikisbest
    @Aikisbest 5 лет назад +290

    I actually couldnt laugh at this, I felt so bad for Barry ;__;

    • @LouseGrouse
      @LouseGrouse 4 года назад +25

      Same here. He deserves so much better. I hope he's doing okay but... I'm worried for him. He's being abused

    • @karlkhai51
      @karlkhai51 4 года назад +11

      I feel sorry for anyone who had to deal with "god warrior".

  • @abraxis7292
    @abraxis7292 5 лет назад +76

    If that family burns sage that "god warrior" might've been reacting badly too it because it's used to ward off bad energy usually too. That is fitting.

  • @tyleraviles6767
    @tyleraviles6767 3 года назад +4

    i wouldn’t be able to sleep at night with out this man his the dad i never had

  • @stage4901
    @stage4901 5 лет назад +3329

    If you don't believe that God died on the cross...
    God didn't die... Jesus did...
    Obviously watched the anime and didn't read the Manga.
    *Face-palm* this was a joke, get over it.

    • @jake3551
      @jake3551 5 лет назад +140

      Jesus is supposedly god so she's not wrong. Ok she's wrong but not in that way

    • @skippernolen5644
      @skippernolen5644 5 лет назад +231

      @@jake3551 Yeah, you didn't read the author interview notes.

    • @BaconDanglers
      @BaconDanglers 5 лет назад +86

      He's the son of God, the son of iron man wouldn't be iron man 😂he'd be the son of iron man

    • @carsonmccord6226
      @carsonmccord6226 5 лет назад +34

      Jesus is God

    • @stage4901
      @stage4901 5 лет назад +13

      @@carsonmccord6226 Yeah I know. Trinity.

  • @puddy606
    @puddy606 4 года назад +276

    bruh when she smelled that she sounded like muscle man from regular show.

    • @Billy28376
      @Billy28376 4 года назад +20

      You know who else sounds like muscle man......... My mom. 😆

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko 4 года назад +2

      lmaoooo

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 5 лет назад +450

    This seems to be mostly a montage of the crazy christian wife slowly losing her mind in the new house despite them being chill and trying to include her in whatever they can.
    Man, what happened with the other family?

    • @ajbalancedbreakfast8368
      @ajbalancedbreakfast8368 5 лет назад +6

      Pretty sure they're supposed to swap one more time but the god warrior couldn't take it

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 5 лет назад +7

      Miguel Vazquez
      Good majority of Christians in the US just see it as a casual thing where you go to church on Saturday, say “hallelujah”, and then leave without actually going into the scriptures and see why it is relevant because “Jesus loves you”. Questions are also discouraged too.
      The most “passionate” followers seem to hold themselves holier than their own scriptures and only use it whenever advantageous.

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 4 года назад +4

      @@hyperion3145 most religious people are hypocrites

  • @spedrun
    @spedrun 3 года назад +14

    The pentagram is specifically meant to trap demons for eternity (If you believe that stuff). It's never been an unholy symbol.

    • @theskullicorn4588
      @theskullicorn4588 3 года назад +2

      I believe that it is unholy when pointing down (to hell) but other than that it is generally good

    • @spedrun
      @spedrun 3 года назад

      @@theskullicorn4588 I don't think there was a difference between the two until demonologists came along, but you could be right. I do know that 666 is the only really popular satanic symbol that was actually called such in the Bible.

  • @w.m.8126
    @w.m.8126 4 года назад +102

    Someone adopt Barry and his kids from the God Warrior. Such a wholesome man doesn't deserve this godly abuse

  • @coeusrose4168
    @coeusrose4168 5 лет назад +141

    She comes down the escalator like Ursula entering the room 😂

  • @sufferationist
    @sufferationist 5 лет назад +170

    Let's make 2019's most successful GoFundMe the "Get Barry Laid By Someone Else" campaign

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 5 лет назад

      They're probably divorced by now, this episode was filmed back when charlie was still Cr1TiKaL

  • @TheMooper27
    @TheMooper27 3 года назад +3

    Barry really did get screwed over in life.
    He just looks so defeated.