Every Dhar mann story: Victim - Woah i want to be the boss Devil - I know I will become the boss so start taking orders from me Victim - does his orders (dk y he ignored him but ok) Devil - Starts helping his boss who about to retire Victim - Starts helping his customers Devil- Mocks one of the customers but turns out to be the bosses wife Boss decides that his wife will decide who become new boss Wife decides the victim will become the boss The boss fires the devil for mistreating his customers Few years later the victim drives in a rolls Royce and runs into the devil The devil is poor and probably acting poor The devil apologizes The victim says goodbye to the devil and gets into his car
Ronnie the Robber is just the peak of athleticism, running at a solid 7 miles per hour, it is very hard to comprehend how ANY human could've caught up to him
I guess I’ll see you magically turning over a new leaf after listening to an old woman crying crocodile tears and speaking so slowly while telling a sad story just before ending it with a so you see statement
Don't be rude to the poor homeless man, if he straightens up and wins the lotto you might get a quick 1000 bucks if you beg and remind him how nice you were. - Dharr Man
It's kinda sad seeing so many views on his videos. Hopefully most of them are watching ironically. If not, a lot of kids and adults are learning shitty lessons.
@@redriot-unbreakable9476 I got verbally bullied pretty hard during elementary school/middle school but the moment they tried to phisically bully me i literally hit a kid with a rock in the head, I'm surprised if that's not what every kid does.
I click on these videos, thinking I'm gonna actually see an old woman get destroyed by a Tik Tok Star. And then, it's just one of those bleedin Dhar mann movies again
Hello. I am inviting you to come to God today. We have all sinned and are separated from God but if we repent and turn from our sins and follow the will of God by the Bible, being Baptized into new life and forgiveness and keeping faith in Jesus Christ, we can be saved. Please be sure you are truly following God. Test everything through the Bible and make sure you are really following the Holy Spirit. We can know God and Go to Heaven but only if we truly follow him. May God bless you and lead you in the Truth!
@@insomnia5448 fax they think u can just prevent a fight or stop a fight by just saying “please stop you’re hurting my feelings” like hell no u just gonna keep getting beaten up lmfao
2:31 This is absolutely disgraceful, why is there no age restriction on this video? The absolute brutality of this takedown has scarred me for life, I think the same can be said for Ronnie the Robbber.
I love that the message of the first one is broken by his bad grammar. Women aren't immediately better at everything, men and women are both equally capable. The "message" sounds like by being a woman you're immediately equal to or greater but men cannot be.
"Why would anyone pay you, that's your job" I think the stupidity of that line singlehandedly reduced the chances of humans ever expanding beyond the solar system by at least 10%.
@Gordon Lehrke it was probably the day the trash truck comes by to pick up the trash, that only happens once a week. It would probably be overflowing or something like that by the time or before the next time the truck would come by. Also there might have been something that needed to be taken out in the can like old food or something.
Dhar Mann knew we all wanted to see the triumphant return of Chad from that video where he was stealing from elderly people at the retirement home. Sadly, he has reverted to his old ways.
I once was approached by someone who I thought was homeless in the parking lot of my workplace who asked if he could have one of my bottles of water. I told him no, insulted him, and told him to get a job while my coworker next to me offered him a bottle of water. It turned out that it was an actual homeless guy and not secretly the CEO of the company I worked for. He died of a heroin overdose two weeks later and I suffered no repercussions. (This is my plot for a channel that shows how Dhar Man scenarios would work in reality.)
@Judy laughed cuz i cracked a joke No no no, he was actually the billionaire CEO of the company you coincidently work for who lost his wallet and phone and needed a couple dollars to gas up his Mercedes around the corner. And while you ran, your coworker (who was also coincidently there) gave him the money and now the CEO made him vice president of the company while you get fired. That's the message Dhar Mann teaches us that works out perfect in real life.
"If you're going to do something, you should never do it halfway" Attempted criminals better pick up their act smh, never half rob a bank or half murder someone, always finish what you started. Dharmann knows the truth.
@Futababes good person: you know when you left me on the streets to die last year, then dropped kicked me and insulted me, I was really hurt. Yes, you can be my employee.
I need to live in the Dhar Man universe. As soon as someone is bullied by someone, they get an automatic promotion, the company, the company car, a hot spouse, and a cool piano score to go with their monologue while the other person parties and drinks. I could literally become a janitor at a hospital, run into someone who calls me dumb, and become a brain surgeon and the owner of the hospital all in one day. Screw college and earning your keep. Just live life the Dhar Man way.
I want to be in Dhar mann universe so all I need is glasses to be successful and just be bullied at school. Or if I be poor I just need a mean man to disrespect me so I will become rich with a Porsche.
Imagine accidentally forgetting to hold the door for someone or something and then suddenly your family stops paying for electricity, and your fired from your job, and the entire school of obvious 20-30 year olds start bullying you for the most mundane things.
@@Thee_Deputy I meant going to college or working hard to get to the top. Obviously. But you had to bully me in the comments. So you see, just because someone said a sentence ... doesn't mean it should be taken literally. Now if you excuse me I need to drive my new Mercedes to my job as the CEO of Google. I am your boss now. My wife is also a super model.
As you can see, Charlie had to cut out when the husband brutally murdered the mechanic with an engine block and a sledgehammer, to avoid being demonetised
so was dhar mann demonetised? actually it's okay, God doesn't need money. He probably buys homeless people food with the infinite stream of money his channel produces
Let me get this straight. "Daisy's designs" which is seemingly a large organisation, has like 6 people from upper management moonlighting as call centre employees and they are doing fortnite victory dance after getting one call about someone being interested in some knick-knack crap to put on their desk?
they are so far removed from normal people too. what company except telemarketers, will be suddenly having the phones calling for orders? no one calls you and orders anything, especially not large quantities of stuff for huge sums of money. Its like they cannot even conceive what a real office is or looks like
7:09 burnt oil on the spark plugs means the car is burning oil and actually does mean the engine needs to be replaced… but it is a Jeep so that’s not too surprising
POV: you go to a local car mechanics where you meet -The nice guy -The sexist and racist -The very epic woman -Boss that hires a bunch of shit people -Random guy
@@kluup1081 oh wait I become the ***ist? YES but actually u should do it cause I just realised Steve had played this role so it has some blessing in the role.
@@birdofterror6628 Yes: Race is a fucking lie. Racism is denying someone their dignity as a human. Do they not teach you basic stuff like this in your country?
That 2nd one was wild. Managers daughter is the same age as him, her husband is older than her father, a mechanic thinks a Porsche is 10k and then gets the said car for that much cuz he gave a little air to a dude. Absolutely wild
He wasn't trying to sell his Porsche, he was looking for a repair. The unrealistic part is that no one would pay 10k to fix a newer Porsche in a shady, back-alley garage, instead of a Porsche dealer.
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change...
I like how the term "tiktok" is such a new fangle term to her that she says toktik instead, as though tick tock isn't an actual term that everybody's heard lol.
Like, I get that racism and sexism are still real problems, but this shit is beyond cartoonish. These villains act like they have zero self-preservation instincts. They’re fucking speed running getting fired.
@@shinysnivy6604 Nah, if you say enough racist shit to provoke people into punching you, you can actually damage boost yourself into the boss’s office to shave off time from the animation of the boss walking out of the office to fire you.
that fossil seriously pretended that soliciting a newspaper ad, having it printed in next week's issue, have the delivery boy break some windows or people buy newspaper by themselves, seeing the ad, going "wow we really have no news" was going to be faster than some fat guy in his couch scrolling on his phone watching cringe videos
@@williamturner7557 and the news paper idea was kinda stupid But I a fucking tic toker I can really imagine my 14 year old o cousin who’s boyfriend is named daquean being there making me watch her new dance based of a true story tbh I don’t agree with the old hag or the the tik toker I Shall delete my comments and thanks for reading my paragraph and really correcting a grammar mistake man this isn’t Reddit Twitter discord snap chat really cool to start argument but nah I don’t feel like I need to fight a 12 year old redditor sincerely-mr animates
Honestly one of the things I find so funny about Dhar Man videos is that he completely ignores like the social issues surrounding these things like for example the bully one instead of addressing that people shouldn't be bullied because like they have less money than other people. He just makes the bully have the same fate and punishment rather than the character learning Sympathy
It's sad too. This whole channel is problematic in disguise of "inspirational stories." It would've been at least interesting to see the bully's perspective to see why they act this certain way instead of a simple: "She good he bad/she bad he good." Edit: Also why aren't the misogynists/racists FIRED???
@@drewmode227 It really does suck that all of the money that can be given to actual creative people who want to talk about these subjects genuinely don't have it. Of course he's not going to get out of his sterile bubble and actually addressed these things, because that would rightly criticizing advertisers and other people like that who get money from this broken system. Those people would stop giving him money Or he's just a dumbass with a lot of money trying to milk views / money out of a normies.
He was actually an imposter Ronnie hired to get the feds off his back. In the next installment of the Dharr Mahn cinematic universe, he’ll return, only for the police to regret their decision of arresting the fake Ronnie the Robber.
@@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 you should read the Dharr Mahnga bro, it reveals that Ronnie's brother is actually the guy in the auto repair shop and the whole place is secretly a front for stashing weapons.
“Everybody knows women can’t drive” Does Dhar Mann think we live in Saudi Arabia Edit: My god! The power of these alpha males claiming that women can’t drive is too much for me! WHATEVER SHALL I DO?!
I literally have my middle finger to the screen the entire time and my face in my pillow trying not to scream too loud I don't hate the characters per say. I hate Dhar Mann for writing them.
@@DeltaBlazin thats fair. ofc I don't like the characters, but dhar mann wants you to hate them. and I refuse to let dhar mann control my emotions. Also, these characters don't exist in real life, so no matter how much you hate the villain, you can pretend its a scooby-doo episode and just say at the end "well im sure glad that goopy racist slime monster doesn't exist"
Fun fact: there technically is no definition to insanity, it was a term made up for courtrooms for someone who has such poor mental health that they can no longer take care of themselves
hyperbole /hʌɪˈpəːbəli/ noun noun: hyperbole; plural noun: hyperboles exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally. "he vowed revenge with oaths and hyperboles"
It can be but not to that degree. Like out in public during an arrest? In front of civilians and criminals on the body cams? Yeah right...@@DeathnoteBB
Um correct me if I'm wrong but Minecraft was released in the PS3 era. I think it's been a long time since there's been any actual new Minecraft merchandise
Wait the woman knew she had to replace spark plugs, went to his fathers shop to get them replaced, figured she could do it herself, then couldn't, came back, was told to replace the engine because the "check engine" light was on, she then proceeded to perform a scene from a comedy movie while replacing her own spark plugs? Yeah, sounds about right for DharMannVerse...
I love how they say the kid is getting bullied for wearing cheap clothes yet every kid is wearing a minecraft tshirt that you would find in a Walmart bargain bin
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? It's doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results" - *Vaas, Far Cry 3*
Fun fact: A lot of rental units have clauses in the lease agreement whereby if you don't pay your utilities to keep them active that you can be evicted. Additionally, most utility companies won't turn the power off until you've missed your second or third payment. The mother in the final clip literally risked homelessness, and was already not paying the power bill all to teach her son a lesson. Bad parenting 101.
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There are three character types in the Dhar mann multiverse:
-The super good guy / the victim
-The devil himself
-NPCs
hahahahh "npcs" that's great
lmfao NPCs
Every Dhar mann story:
Victim - Woah i want to be the boss
Devil - I know I will become the boss so start taking orders from me
Victim - does his orders (dk y he ignored him but ok)
Devil - Starts helping his boss who about to retire
Victim - Starts helping his customers
Devil- Mocks one of the customers but turns out to be the bosses wife
Boss decides that his wife will decide who become new boss
Wife decides the victim will become the boss
The boss fires the devil for mistreating his customers
Few years later the victim drives in a rolls Royce and runs into the devil
The devil is poor and probably acting poor
The devil apologizes
The victim says goodbye to the devil and gets into his car
@@tobeynegsyourfavoriteverse don’t forget if the victim has glasses before, he suddenly doesn’t need it once he’s rich.
U forgot karen
"I can't believe you guys got Ronnie the Robber"
I lost my shit at this line
Fuck, why not "Robbie the Robber"? Go big or go home, Mann.
I wonder what he does
@@joinsideke or better yet Robert the Robber
Straight outta cartoon
yeah but Bob the Burglar is still on loose
"I can't believe you guys got Ronnie the Robber"
I swear Dhar Mann has never seen the outside world and takes dialouges from RPG's
Yup in every video
*children's PSAs
669 sighting
Wait...You've never heard of Ronnie the robber?
Let me guess someone stole your comment?
What a nice lesson he's teaching. I bet this Dhar Mann character has no major glaring flaws about him and treats his actors with great respect.
She didn’t even try with the acting in the sparring. She just jumped into his arms and pretended to fall
ruclips.net/video/GFgCdMWKTNA/видео.html
indeed
So many bots
She went easy on him, she probably knows 14 martial arts
@Anti Degenerate Shut up.
Ronnie the Robber is just the peak of athleticism, running at a solid 7 miles per hour, it is very hard to comprehend how ANY human could've caught up to him
And to think she caught him on her first day! 😳
Wooooooooowww so inspirational!
Ronnie no Robbing! Ronnie no Robbing!
@@HRCSJSUAMMAS I tried chanting that and he stole my baby
Ronnie the robber makes the speed of light seem slow like a snail
I never thought I’d see the day when the school bully is wearing a minecraft tshirt
oh, how the tables have turned
@@uh0hAnimates oh how the turntables
dankest timeline
Oh how the turn tables,,
Because that's what cool kids wear!
“Why would anyone pay you, that’s your job”
And people are surprised that dhar Mann doesn’t pay his actors
What do you expect from the guy who was convicted of defrauding the City of Oakland.
As a professional cyber bully, Dhar Mann is my arch nemesis
Stop spoiling the next season
You must be the finale boss then
And I get the impression your ability of cyberbullying is equally on point of his level of realism and quality.
Bro stop spoiling the next anime villain of the next episode of Dhar Mann
I guess I’ll see you magically turning over a new leaf after listening to an old woman crying crocodile tears and speaking so slowly while telling a sad story just before ending it with a so you see statement
Every single person in the Dharman universe doesn’t seem to understand basic human dialogue
ruclips.net/video/GFgCdMWKTNA/видео.html
@NekoBoy_uwu go back to the weird side of the internet please
@NekoBoy_uwu how about you go cuddle with a double barrel
@NekoBoy_uwu bruh shut up
@@wedonotcare2897 WE DO NOT CARE
It’s strange how rare empathy is in these. It’s just, “You should be nice because people might get rich and then you can mooch off of them!”
Dhar Mann probably watched a lot of Ellen and Oprah growing up, it sounds like the kind of advice they would give
Maybe Dhar Mann doesn't feel any empathy
Don't be rude to the poor homeless man, if he straightens up and wins the lotto you might get a quick 1000 bucks if you beg and remind him how nice you were.
- Dharr Man
In most of these videos - wait. ALL of them, I always wonder if he's actually ever spoken to a real human being before?
It's kinda sad seeing so many views on his videos. Hopefully most of them are watching ironically. If not, a lot of kids and adults are learning shitty lessons.
Why does the nerdy mechanic look so sad all the time? Bro really said ☹️
He fr said: bawomp
I love how Door Man thinks that middle schoolers just go around breaking peoples shit without getting their face caved in
Or that bullies exist without getting immediately counter bullied
@@alathmasster2189 that is not common here
the worst part of that video was, that kid was making fun of his animal crossing shirt, but he was wearing an update aquatic shirt
@@redriot-unbreakable9476 I got verbally bullied pretty hard during elementary school/middle school but the moment they tried to phisically bully me i literally hit a kid with a rock in the head, I'm surprised if that's not what every kid does.
@@garminbozia well, unsurprisingly some people can't fight back.
Dhar manns next video: “long haired man makes fun of my videos, regrets it. (Shocking)”
@crycharlie that's not very nice
@crycharlie wise
@crycharlie are you ok
@crycharlie you just liked your own comments didn't you
@@parzavaal5335 👍💯yeah he did....
“Don’t be sexist or racist, the person or someone they know may be rich”
- Dhar Mann
Or if you're rich and doing the bullying, God might take away your wealth.
@@puzzledpenguin517 And by God we mean Dhar Mann, the lord and savior of the Dhar Mann's cinematic universe.
It’s not right but it’s not wrong they may be rich
and don't copy other ppl's comments, sucka
A reflection of how smart he is
(Extremely, don't mess with wealthy people)
4:19 why does this dude look like he's about to cry in every single scene he's in?
I never noticed that until now lmao
Bc he isn’t being paid
He is One Of my favorite actors- I hope he is okay
@@smallxplosion9546LMFAO
I click on these videos, thinking I'm gonna actually see an old woman get destroyed by a Tik Tok Star.
And then, it's just one of those bleedin Dhar mann movies again
same
I used to watch you a couple years back. Damn
@@chronicdonut1188 me too!
@@chronicdonut1188 wait a minute I remember this name! What kind of videos did he do?
hey there checkmark
“I’d like to donate 10 million dollars to this mechanic shop” I fucking died
same
Hello. I am inviting you to come to God today. We have all sinned and are separated from God but if we repent and turn from our sins and follow the will of God by the Bible, being Baptized into new life and forgiveness and keeping faith in Jesus Christ, we can be saved. Please be sure you are truly following God. Test everything through the Bible and make sure you are really following the Holy Spirit. We can know God and Go to Heaven but only if we truly follow him. May God bless you and lead you in the Truth!
@@chanceweslowski7792 would jesus like a whopper
@@chanceweslowski7792 sir, this is a Wendy's
@@chanceweslowski7792 thanks for inviting me and stuff but please don't spread it like this man
Dang, that company musta been in deep, one of the owners was overjoyed for a single phone call.
yeah i know they mustve been rolling down in the deep
yep, they were down real bad
@@kirliosx when ur brain goes numb
@@kirliosx even got a r e see t rrr see tsttsrstsaa
@@thunderscythe6423 you can call that mental freeze
I am so tired of these cliché-filled bullies, but I will never tire of Charlies reactions
I also didnt expect the Insanity meme
bruh
@@beandiesel974 At least he used 2 different names this time, lol
They took it from Farcry. You have to wonder what's the limit of ridiculous in this parallel nightmare Dhar mann is.
Dhar Mann's a full blown gamer with these references
DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!!!
I like how she got promoted on her first day, when literally all she did was chase down an unarmed robber
Excuse me, his name was Robbie the Robber
@@mikerice868 They were after that guy for months!
what have they been doing for months. dude cant even outrun a wOMaN
@@mikerice868 Ronnie The Robber you simpleton
Ronnie the robber was wanted in 5 states
dhar man's definition bullying: calling people disgusting then laughing like a maniac
It's like how thr school psa think bullying is
@@insomnia5448 frr
@@insomnia5448 fax they think u can just prevent a fight or stop a fight by just saying “please stop you’re hurting my feelings” like hell no u just gonna keep getting beaten up lmfao
Basically how I used to write villains when I was 12.
Dhar Man bullying boils down to either what you said, giving childish insults or aggressively harassing a person
2:31 This is absolutely disgraceful, why is there no age restriction on this video? The absolute brutality of this takedown has scarred me for life, I think the same can be said for Ronnie the Robbber.
I love that the message of the third one is actually just “boomer bad”
I love that the message of the first one is broken by his bad grammar.
Women aren't immediately better at everything, men and women are both equally capable. The "message" sounds like by being a woman you're immediately equal to or greater but men cannot be.
@imy123 rickroll?
@imy123 Self promoting is garbage.
@imy123 :/
@imy123 I couldn’t care less.
I wouldn’t stop laughing at “Had enough, princess?”
@Ivory_ Lagiacrus_YT Perhaps
Excuuuuuse me, princess
There was some intense sexual tension lol
I WANNA BE A PRINCESS 😡
ok
"Why would anyone pay you, that's your job"
I think the stupidity of that line singlehandedly reduced the chances of humans ever expanding beyond the solar system by at least 10%.
That’s like saying “why did you eat something, you’re hungry”
Why don’t people just not die, they are so lazy nowadays
@Gordon Lehrke it was probably the day the trash truck comes by to pick up the trash, that only happens once a week. It would probably be overflowing or something like that by the time or before the next time the truck would come by. Also there might have been something that needed to be taken out in the can like old food or something.
That's until we engineer the star people
@@brickabang What are you on about? People die when they are killed, it's almost elementary.
Roni the robber must have been a treacherous individual
Yeah he has the death sentence in five different states😂
“thanks alot sweetheart”
*obama walks in*
“what did you just call her?”
My fellow Americans
No that's Rockobama, Obama's true form.
After he said “her husband” he should have said “yeah so?”
@@heathjames6733 TheRockobama
@kirbo run
I love how the woman takes her car to a repair shop even though she demonstrates that she is able to fix it herself in a matter of seconds
I mean her family owns the shop and she needed spark plugs which she probably doesn’t have at her house. Seems pretty reasonable to me
Dhar Mann knew we all wanted to see the triumphant return of Chad from that video where he was stealing from elderly people at the retirement home. Sadly, he has reverted to his old ways.
@@kcnq2245 Shops don’t typically carry spark plugs either tho
Yea and how would they not know it was the owner's daughter if that was where she takes her car. Does he charge her?
Literally just changes spark plugs.
HoW dO YoU kNoW sO MuCh AbOuT cArS?!?!
I swear Dhar Mann has never interacted with human beings before.
I don't think he even is a human himself
@@tidepodpadthai2633 Imagine Dhar Mann is just GPT3 hiring and casting videos about what it thinks the real world is like...
He is not human: he is the hallmark channel part 2
@@tidepodpadthai2633 *X files theme plays.*
I mean even a furry is right on that
She's the only person I seen that took spark plugs out with needle nose pliers, what a legend
Just like slap fights, I can't watch them unless Charlie is commentating in the background
@@Starfish9587 What
Senpai I'm blessed with witnessing another of your comments and before it blows up
Damn even mustache boi can't handle the cringe
bro i see you everywhere... do you even have a moustache tho
Its like not reading the manga because you are waiting for the anime. Love it.
I never thought I’d see the day that kids wearing MINECRAFT T-SHIRTS would be the ones doing the bullying.
What has the world come to
Oh how the turntables
If only was dream shirts
@@brickabang well well well how the turn tables have...
@@gaffer.info1 Yeah I totally understand. From what I’ve seen the bigger the franchise, the more obnoxious the fan base is.
I swear he's done the "don't judge a book by its cover" lesson like a million times
One million time's the charm
It's because it takes the least amount of effort
I once was approached by someone who I thought was homeless in the parking lot of my workplace who asked if he could have one of my bottles of water. I told him no, insulted him, and told him to get a job while my coworker next to me offered him a bottle of water. It turned out that it was an actual homeless guy and not secretly the CEO of the company I worked for. He died of a heroin overdose two weeks later and I suffered no repercussions. (This is my plot for a channel that shows how Dhar Man scenarios would work in reality.)
@Judy laughed cuz i cracked a joke No no no, he was actually the billionaire CEO of the company you coincidently work for who lost his wallet and phone and needed a couple dollars to gas up his Mercedes around the corner. And while you ran, your coworker (who was also coincidently there) gave him the money and now the CEO made him vice president of the company while you get fired. That's the message Dhar Mann teaches us that works out perfect in real life.
@Judy laughed cuz i cracked a joke yes cuz weaker boys dont get scared alone in a dark alley with a suspicious dude with a hoodie stalking him.
“That was the message?” Is repeated at least 4 times and it kills me every single time 😂
That woman literally became Vaas Montenegro for a moment and explained the definition of insanity
glad i wasnt the only one who noticed the Vaas
Bruh pretty sure Dhar Mann got that line cuz he played Far Cry lmao
Lol I was thinking about that too lmao
@@johnderat2652 lmao he stole it
funniest part of the video
*Allison ties a cinder block around Barbra's ankle while they both sit next to a pit*
"Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?"
Later ends up in gun battles with terrorist and trying to get a ancient knife to a lady
“Insanity. is. doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change.”
*Camera pans to newspapers burning*
Love the Far Cry 3 reference
"Now go fetch me a paper-news"
I instantly thought of Vaas right as she said that lmao. Far Cry 3 was such a good game
"Barb is not here anymore. Now it's just cringe."
Charlie with his perfect words of wisdom. 👌
ruclips.net/video/VmXpBU2iyZU/видео.html Lmfao...
DUDE ITS JUST BOTS WHY ARE THEY HERE
"If you're going to do something, you should never do it halfway"
Attempted criminals better pick up their act smh, never half rob a bank or half murder someone, always finish what you started.
Dharmann knows the truth.
How do you think Ronnie the Robber got away with it for so long?
Solid message! Old people are trash. Thanks tiktok!
"You don't get any money for doing the dishes, that's your job."
I think someone doesn't understand that people get paid for their jobs lol
Mother you so silly
In words of my mom, "Free Rent, That's Yo' Payment" 🤣
Foreshadowing.
i thought it was supposed to be ironic. apparently not
"She got promoted to sergeant on her first day"
THAN HOW THE HELL DID IT TAKE MY DAD 25 YEARS LOL
Well, did your dad catch Ronnie the Robber? I think not
@@Davistheko oh that's why
Ronnie was a criminal mastermind
I was walking down the street when Ronnie the robber suddenly stole my kidneys. It all happened so fast.
@@lightningpenguin8937 I'm sorry for your loss. Did the police force give you your kidneys back when they caught him?
Charlie’s sarcastic commentary is the only way to consume these videos without rolling your eyes so hard that they fall out of your head
They cause me physical pain
awesome guy
Still hurts but it is Charlie
So true
13:58 she missed the post button 💀
Every Dhar man video
Bad man: you can’t do this bc you are woman/not white/poor
Good person: :(
Boss: you are now promoted good person
Good person: :)
Good Person: “you see...”
Number 15
@Futababes good man: of course because I am the embodiment of the writer's perceived version of themselves and I can do no harm
@Futababes good person: you know when you left me on the streets to die last year, then dropped kicked me and insulted me, I was really hurt. Yes, you can be my employee.
@@Angel-ip7pw
Bad person : *cries* and becomes good
* *Tactical screen change occurs* *
I need to live in the Dhar Man universe. As soon as someone is bullied by someone, they get an automatic promotion, the company, the company car, a hot spouse, and a cool piano score to go with their monologue while the other person parties and drinks. I could literally become a janitor at a hospital, run into someone who calls me dumb, and become a brain surgeon and the owner of the hospital all in one day.
Screw college and earning your keep. Just live life the Dhar Man way.
I want to be in Dhar mann universe so all I need is glasses to be successful and just be bullied at school. Or if I be poor I just need a mean man to disrespect me so I will become rich with a Porsche.
Imagine accidentally forgetting to hold the door for someone or something and then suddenly your family stops paying for electricity, and your fired from your job, and the entire school of obvious 20-30 year olds start bullying you for the most mundane things.
College isn’t “earning your keep” lmao.
@@Thee_Deputy I meant going to college or working hard to get to the top. Obviously.
But you had to bully me in the comments.
So you see, just because someone said a sentence ... doesn't mean it should be taken literally.
Now if you excuse me I need to drive my new Mercedes to my job as the CEO of Google. I am your boss now.
My wife is also a super model.
@@xercespriest haha little man edited his comment let’s bully him so he becomes rich
“I can’t believe you guys caught *R O N N I E T H E R O B B E R* on your first day!”
The best part imo is Dhar Mann just desperately needed to show us how he can name characters, and that's what he bestowed upon us
Kenny the killer would also sound nice.
The famed shampoo thief !
I could come up with a more threatening name than that. Ronnie the robber sounds like a guy who walks around supermarkets and pockets bananas
That fricken “BE QUiEt” killed me 17:36
As you can see, Charlie had to cut out when the husband brutally murdered the mechanic with an engine block and a sledgehammer, to avoid being demonetised
luckily such content is allowed on twitch
so was dhar mann demonetised? actually it's okay, God doesn't need money. He probably buys homeless people food with the infinite stream of money his channel produces
Thank the heavens Dhar Mann has the full uncensored version on his channel
@@disposable_income_andy
Only when it's on a woman's channel though
Shame too, the chat was erupting with cheer when it happened
Let me get this straight. "Daisy's designs" which is seemingly a large organisation, has like 6 people from upper management moonlighting as call centre employees and they are doing fortnite victory dance after getting one call about someone being interested in some knick-knack crap to put on their desk?
I am convinced Dhar Mann has never met another human.
Times are tough
@@JJAB91 same
Yup.
There's a reason it's a failing company
there's so much cringe on dhar mann videos, yet, cr1tikal makes them so enjoyable to watch
Lol no likes at all
they are so far removed from normal people too.
what company except telemarketers, will be suddenly having the phones calling for orders?
no one calls you and orders anything, especially not large quantities of stuff for huge sums of money.
Its like they cannot even conceive what a real office is or looks like
agreeable statement
ikr
I only watch through critical cause I don’t to hand any money to those cringe ass fools
7:09 burnt oil on the spark plugs means the car is burning oil and actually does mean the engine needs to be replaced… but it is a Jeep so that’s not too surprising
Charlie's little "woohoo"s are literally my favourite thing i swear to god
Yes they're the best (\^0^/)
Nah it’s cringe like him
Can't forget about the "yeah babyyyy"
Yep, checks out
@@Deadlyvoltage3 relax
“Old isn’t always gold. Sometimes new is what’s to do.”
-Shakespeare or something.
Old isn't gold, its platinum -socrates the greatest detective
@@broopdefloop Well platinum still sucks
@@ellissalt485 i meant the ore
@@ellissalt485 heresy
@@quackityalt7213 the ore sucks but its considered better then gold as far as ratings go
POV: you go to a local car mechanics where you meet
-The nice guy
-The sexist and racist
-The very epic woman
-Boss that hires a bunch of shit people
-Random guy
tag yourself i'm very epic woman
Random guy here
im the nice guy
@Malaska hey I wanted to be that one but np I guess I be the boss who hires s*** people
@@kluup1081 oh wait I become the ***ist? YES but actually u should do it cause I just realised Steve had played this role so it has some blessing in the role.
10:10 This is how Cringy advertisements are made.
It’s painful to see the hero’s in some stories become the villains later on. Man the dmcu is deep
DMCU PLEASE
America’s most wanted: Ronnie the Robber
Osama Bin Laden level threat right there
He’s got the execution, and the marketing to back it
Good ol ronnie
he has a kill count in the millions
Ronnie the robber, has killed millions of orphans
"Don't be racist, that person might actually be rich"
Moral of every dhar mann skit
"don't be mean to women, they might have a rich dad and bodybuilder husband" is a less common but still very signature theme
@@sameman6884 I mean. Can you give a non consequence related reason to not be racist?
@@birdofterror6628 Yes: Race is a fucking lie. Racism is denying someone their dignity as a human.
Do they not teach you basic stuff like this in your country?
@@whythelongface64 I'm pretty sure that they are referring to what the video is trying to say, not what they believe or know.
@@CornishCreamtea07 😏
"Worst butt plug I've ever seen" this had me dying
That 2nd one was wild. Managers daughter is the same age as him, her husband is older than her father, a mechanic thinks a Porsche is 10k and then gets the said car for that much cuz he gave a little air to a dude. Absolutely wild
Robin is the same age as my waifu
ruclips.net/channel/UCLcl9hpck7gRX2-_Atkqnww
ruclips.net/video/VmXpBU2iyZU/видео.html Lmfao...
And the managers daughter went to a car mechanic for some reason when she could clearly repair the car herself
He wasn't trying to sell his Porsche, he was looking for a repair.
The unrealistic part is that no one would pay 10k to fix a newer Porsche in a shady, back-alley garage, instead of a Porsche dealer.
"Do you know the definition of insanity?" Oh no lady, watch out, she has played far cry 3
I was looking for this comment lmao
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change...
Damn I commented this
Average pyrocynical fan discovers sayings exists outside of video games
Life.
I like how the term "tiktok" is such a new fangle term to her that she says toktik instead, as though tick tock isn't an actual term that everybody's heard lol.
She was born before clocks were invented.
She should have did the word play to say "toxic" instead.
my gran insisted it was tik tik XD
0:45
she literally just dropped bro what.
Yeah like she didn't even try
Jesus, that auto shop one had more "and everybody clapped" energy than normal
Like, I get that racism and sexism are still real problems, but this shit is beyond cartoonish. These villains act like they have zero self-preservation instincts. They’re fucking speed running getting fired.
@@michaelk9279 getting cancelled in real life any% speedrun
@@mayoactual2065 don't forget that it's also a 0 death run
@@shinysnivy6604 Nah, if you say enough racist shit to provoke people into punching you, you can actually damage boost yourself into the boss’s office to shave off time from the animation of the boss walking out of the office to fire you.
Every dhar Mann video has that energy
I love how the "old is gold" lady was like "Oh the phones aren't ringing yet"
I mean, how is putting an ad in the newspaper supposed to be any faster?
that fossil seriously pretended that soliciting a newspaper ad, having it printed in next week's issue, have the delivery boy break some windows or people buy newspaper by themselves, seeing the ad, going "wow we really have no news" was going to be faster than some fat guy in his couch scrolling on his phone watching cringe videos
@@R710edits you had two chances to spell it right and failed both times, impressive
@@R710edits you had two chances to spell it right and failed both times, impressive
@@williamturner7557 🗿
@@williamturner7557 and the news paper idea was kinda stupid
But I a fucking tic toker I can really imagine my 14 year old o cousin who’s boyfriend is named daquean being there making me watch her new dance based of a true story tbh I don’t agree with the old hag or the the tik toker I Shall delete my comments and thanks for reading my paragraph and really correcting a grammar mistake man this isn’t Reddit Twitter discord snap chat really cool to start argument but nah I don’t feel like I need to fight a 12 year old redditor sincerely-mr animates
The daughter's husband in the mechanic skit was probably named Dwight "the block" Jensen lol
This made lol lmao
Me
Danny "the sediment" Jackson
lol
LMAO
16:14 “BLEUEUOUUGH that was another f*ck*ng banger” had me in tears 💀💀💀💀
Dhar Mann is officially my favorite Anime
Dhar Mann is the greatest anime protagonist of all time
I really liked the second ark, Dhar man always has the best character development
It’s everyone’s favorite
Lol same
@@FabianGR_san Arc*
“have i ever told you the definition of insanity, barb?”
I understood that reference. Very niceu! Here take my like : D
Was just about to comment that. Far cry 3 is a god tier game.
@@skullfacegaro2716 👏
"I'm not happy, Barb. Not happy. Ask me why."
"Why?"
"Why what? Be specific, Barb."
"Why are you unhappy?"
this comment 👏👏👏
Honestly one of the things I find so funny about Dhar Man videos is that he completely ignores like the social issues surrounding these things like for example the bully one instead of addressing that people shouldn't be bullied because like they have less money than other people. He just makes the bully have the same fate and punishment rather than the character learning Sympathy
It's sad too. This whole channel is problematic in disguise of "inspirational stories." It would've been at least interesting to see the bully's perspective to see why they act this certain way instead of a simple: "She good he bad/she bad he good."
Edit: Also why aren't the misogynists/racists FIRED???
@@drewmode227 It really does suck that all of the money that can be given to actual creative people who want to talk about these subjects genuinely don't have it. Of course he's not going to get out of his sterile bubble and actually addressed these things, because that would rightly criticizing advertisers and other people like that who get money from this broken system. Those people would stop giving him money Or he's just a dumbass with a lot of money trying to milk views / money out of a normies.
*Sympathy
they do empathy
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 either way it's still bad character writing and understanding of how the world works
@@GenderFluidDragonKing
yea
20:52 had me rolling in tears 😂
Same 🤣🤣🤣
Damn Ronnie the robber was caught that easily, impossible he's the mastermind who planned many world wide heists.
And is wanted in Italy
When you’re a world renowned robber but you escape through a parking lot with 2 cops in it out in the open
He was actually an imposter Ronnie hired to get the feds off his back. In the next installment of the Dharr Mahn cinematic universe, he’ll return, only for the police to regret their decision of arresting the fake Ronnie the Robber.
@@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 you should read the Dharr Mahnga bro, it reveals that Ronnie's brother is actually the guy in the auto repair shop and the whole place is secretly a front for stashing weapons.
@@errortryagainlater4240 Shiiii, really? I’ve only been watching the Dhanime
i like how that one girl is like "shes so old shes still living in the 90's" like thats super old
I mean 1991 was 30 years ago now
It's the same amount of time from the 60s to the 90s as it is from the 90s to now
I'm from the 90s...
I was thinking the same.
the garden pfp yoo
People in Dhar Mann’s videos act like some sort of stereotype.
For real lol
Its so unsymbolistic that it becomes symbolistic
17:55 that’s actually a felony.
The most unbelievable part about the tiktok one is the idea that tiktok users are willing to call a company
Tikokers like her dont like helping put the peasants too
@@sweetloutstea1688 hello
I love how she also went full on Far Cry 3 Antagonist and just sais ''do you what the definition of insanity is?''
@@indigo3032 I absolutely hated that part. Quoting Einstein and shit.
I do not believe any of the people using tik tok even know what a phone call is.
“The mom decides that she’s gonna give her son a taste of his own medicine”
*shits in his bed and doesn’t clean it up*
Talking about the "mom", did you notice her right eye is blue, and the other is hazel/light brown ? so pretty
@u dope what’s that
DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!!!
Ah, the good ol' amber heard treatment.
*vomits an entire sleeve of Oreos into his bed*
Charlie: “Barb we have 6 customers”
Barb: “you have got our company back is business” lmao
yes the company has gone back is business
21:23 That is one of thee most tame gamers i’ve ever seen
“Everybody knows women can’t drive”
Does Dhar Mann think we live in Saudi Arabia
Edit: My god! The power of these alpha males claiming that women can’t drive is too much for me! WHATEVER SHALL I DO?!
He makes every video like it takes place in the 1960s
But women can drive in saudi arabia…they’ve been able to for like 4 years
@@narutospersona426 yeah I've been to ksa and I've seen women drive
@@narutospersona426 took em a while they had slavery until like 1960 some still have slaves
@@adamski8985 what
Alex's dad: "It's not my job to raise him." *leaves*
"that's your job , woman ! now go make me a sandwich !"
@@stonecoldsteveaustin9353 “go back to sleep, and starve”
Wow, Dhar Mann really wrote these characters at a 10 on the ‘love-to-hate-em’ scale. Literally all of those bullies deserve a punch in the throat.
I literally have my middle finger to the screen the entire time and my face in my pillow trying not to scream too loud
I don't hate the characters per say. I hate Dhar Mann for writing them.
honestly i was thinking that too like all the bullies in these skits need a good, hard slap to the face and i'd be happy to provide
@Johnny Tavares A male mary sue is called a gary stu
@@zeffery101 *I hate both.*
@@DeltaBlazin thats fair. ofc I don't like the characters, but dhar mann wants you to hate them. and I refuse to let dhar mann control my emotions.
Also, these characters don't exist in real life, so no matter how much you hate the villain, you can pretend its a scooby-doo episode and just say at the end "well im sure glad that goopy racist slime monster doesn't exist"
Fun fact: there technically is no definition to insanity, it was a term made up for courtrooms for someone who has such poor mental health that they can no longer take care of themselves
But there is tho
The definition of life and insanity are the same.
@@butterduck6398 Bro think he Socrates
@@DHGxMcFlurry You're the one thinking that actually.
@@butterduck6398 Whooaa damn he really got me there.
“Probably doesn’t know the difference between the brake and the gas pedal.”
THEN HOW DID SHE DRIVE HERE?!
hyperbole
/hʌɪˈpəːbəli/
noun
noun: hyperbole; plural noun: hyperboles
exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.
"he vowed revenge with oaths and hyperboles"
@@leol2254 hyperbowl
The cops are acting like she’s the first female cop ever
For real. And like yeah misogyny is rampant in the police force but not at an elementary school level
It can be but not to that degree. Like out in public during an arrest? In front of civilians and criminals on the body cams? Yeah right...@@DeathnoteBB
It’s like fcking zootopia
It doesn't matter which gender you were born to. If you're under 160lbs, you shouldn't be in charge of the people's security.
"We all play Minecraft"
This might be the most unexpected line by a bully of all time
Plus he's also wrong about the context of the quote, almost everyone plays animal crossing! (Especially us DOOM fans.)
@@funnyman10912im a doom fan but i dont play animal crossing because i dont own animal crossing
@@cardboard3228 he literally Said almost everybody he didn’t say everyone he just sent most of them
@@funnyman10912 majority of people DON'T play animal crossing but ok
@@funnyman10912 tf you on about
I snorted when he said, “No new Minecraft merch?”
Um correct me if I'm wrong but Minecraft was released in the PS3 era. I think it's been a long time since there's been any actual new Minecraft merchandise
Wait the woman knew she had to replace spark plugs, went to his fathers shop to get them replaced, figured she could do it herself, then couldn't, came back, was told to replace the engine because the "check engine" light was on, she then proceeded to perform a scene from a comedy movie while replacing her own spark plugs? Yeah, sounds about right for DharMannVerse...
All you need is some "needle nose pliers" amirite
@@Mr371312 Was waiting for someone to say it XD
Don't forget the spoiled kid whose supposed to be like 10 or 11 who looks like they're 25.
@@Mr371312 Yeah bro, and you dont even need a scanner to reset the engine light
@@Mr371312 oh God you gave me oblivion flash backs lol. You use a sword and a shield, you must be an archer am I right?
"give my love to your wife and kids."
now that came out wrong
Yeah... 😶 That was weird lolol
Lmao
the “my” part makes it 10x worse
The bully got the greatest variety of character arc ever he went from a bully to a nice guy to a janitor to a mean cop
@@joshroehl6098 nobody cares
@u dope nobody cares
though I'm pretty sure this is just a joke, I'm just gonna say that the mean cop is not connected to the sssniperwolf universe
@@Johsther oh thats a separate universe? Mb lol
@@Johsther nah every dmcu video is interconnected
Bully: He's just some poor kid everyone makes fun of
Also bully: *is the only one making fun of him*
That kid would've gotten clocked so fast in my school, he would've thought the floor was rushing up to hug him.
His ipad would have been stolen too
ruclips.net/channel/UCLcl9hpck7gRX2-_Atkqnww
Which one tho
@@bruhmoment5020 incase of my school that kid thats stealing
@@bruhmoment5020 The one being a jerk
_"Whatever men can do, Charlie can do, if not better..."_
@G 'THE ROCK' BLICKY He can, but better. He would make the entire ER explode.
can charlie get tall?
@@ramiconor4926 we don't talk about that
@G 'THE ROCK' BLICKY The sheer velocity would be too much for the ER to handle and it would spontaneously explode.
Born to skate forced to walk
I love how they say the kid is getting bullied for wearing cheap clothes yet every kid is wearing a minecraft tshirt that you would find in a Walmart bargain bin
That's what I was thinking. You could probably find any shirt worn in that video for 6 dollars at a local Walmart.
"Do you even know what the definition of insanity is?" 13:00, it reminds me of Vaas.
She said "definition of insanity" and I braced myself, then went " it's doing the same thing over and over again" and I physically recoiled.
Okay?
Yeah that hurt
The cringe was so bad, I almost threw up!
I guess I'm insane then, I keep breathing over and over again.
@@Valwashere you gotta stop man, you're becoming insane
"So you see, no half measures, Walter." *proceeds to kill two men*
ruclips.net/video/VmXpBU2iyZU/видео.html Lmfao...
those were my thoughts
Nice Queen pfp.
good pfp
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? It's doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results" - *Vaas, Far Cry 3*
I miss this guy…
That's actually from Einstein I believe
@@vedaryan334 You won’t get it 🚬
trolling be like:
I heard the quote and instantly thought of it
Fun fact: A lot of rental units have clauses in the lease agreement whereby if you don't pay your utilities to keep them active that you can be evicted. Additionally, most utility companies won't turn the power off until you've missed your second or third payment.
The mother in the final clip literally risked homelessness, and was already not paying the power bill all to teach her son a lesson. Bad parenting 101.