All of these "actors" legitimately feel like they're reading lines they put together for a video assignment for their language arts class that's due tomorrow
Dixie's acting sounds like they glued the script to the inside of her eyelids and every time she blinks, she has to memorize a line and spit it out before she blinks again.
As a teen volunteer in a hospital... i literally only sit at the desk and help people who get lost. I think with a little more training, i could answer phone calls, but it's pretty boring being a TV...
I know it might not sound like much but hospitals can be so stressful to find your way around, so you’re probably making a huge difference to those patients!
they aren't even child actors, they are tiktok stars who only lipsync and are unable to act like a normal person. maybe if they got actual actors and decent writing it wouldn't be so bad
@@suranda. exactly, look at some of the kid drama shows they have like Andi Mack or even Stranger Things, it's children and teenagers but they're convincing in their roles. You can tell in these little Brat shows that the director is NOT doing his job well enough, the script is obviously written by two 40 year old white men who haven't heard a teenager speak in over 17 years, and the "actors" have no idea how to use facial expressions or sync their dialogue with each other to form a smooth conversation (which is also kind of the directors fault). Like seriously, I have 0 experience in the production side of TV but I could probably do better than what these idiots are doing.
the “that is not a disease” nurse is the only good actor in the whole show honestly like she’s got some weird lines but everyone else is speaking like they’ve never heard someone talk before
it’s all for the aesthetic... some of the teenaged doctors are wearing their n95 masks backwards these days seems wild but that’s the fashion teen medicine world we live in
As someone who has been to jail (I missed a court date for a traffic violation and had to sit for a weekend) The FIRST thing literally everyone asks you is what you did. And if you don't answer, people assume it had something to do with kids. On top of that the people who have been there long enough have people on the outside who will look up new inmates and their charges.
@@colorblockpoprocks6973I mean if you were in jail wouldn’t you want to know if the people you’re around are in there for something like rape or molestation or murder
Exactly. Standard questioning of any new inmate always happens like you only have that attitude if people are asking too many questions. Usually they are tryna see if they can push you around. Then you gotta be like girl I ain’t with that 🤣
I have not been to prison, but I have been in a psychward 9 times. And in many ways, it's similar to a jail (at least the ones I went to) and the first question I was asked every time was "so why are you here?" Like before they even asked my name..
Dixie shows no expression when she’s “acting” she’s literally just saying the lines. There’s no emphasis, there’s no talent, there’s no believability, it’s exhausting.
Aisha Sanneh charli doesn’t even do the dance right half the time. then we have the people that actually create the dances charli does and they get barely any hype
@Aisha Sanneh yes but most of her videos are just her standing there, like ik ppl are gonna say "well shes just trying to have fun" but standing in front of ur phone for 15 seconds doing NOTHING isnt even fun she just wants likes. Also when she does come up with dances arent they all exactly the same??💀 correct me if im wrong lol also a lot of the more creative fun dances made by other people are barely ever properly credited to the rightful creator. Cant argue with facts ://
@Aisha Sanneh yeah ig, i have nothing against her rlly, and its not even that deep, but its rlly the tiktok algorithm, they should show other people as well and often
7:07 “I would have used dissolvable sutures” They wanted to make her sound smart here, but my doctor explained to me during that one time I stabbed my hand with scissors that the dissolvable sutures break off easily, especially in areas of the body that are moved around very frequently like I dunno… the arms.
also, with a cut that deep, i wouldn't be shocked if there actually were dissolvable sutures deeper into the wound, and the doctor used regular sutures superficially
oh hey i also once stabbed my hand with scissors as a child while trying to open a toy box i got for my birthday! i had it stitched up and i still have the scar and i can still remember what it looked like to look through the hole and inside my hand (before i fainted)
I mean tbf that *is* something a kid who thinks they’re smarter than they are would say. The character probably knows dissolvable sutures exist and that’s it, and just assumes the reason they’re not used all the time is “to bleed you twice”.
“In prison you’re never supposed to ask about the crime” 1. Juvenile hall isn’t prison. 2. He was never in juvenile hall OR prison as apparently he’s doing community service instead. 3. If the crime you committed allows for community service instead of imprisonment then secrecy about said crime isn’t really necessary.
That's just how hospitals work, fast and loose. There was an entire series made about a medical team lead by a drug addict who insulted everyone while the team constantly banged or engaged in debates relating to whatever case they have. Don't even get me started on Scrubs.
@@DriscolDevil oh I see, I remember doctor Mike saying something about malpractice when he was reacting to a scrubs episode, he said that it was a recurring theme in most "hospitals tv shows" so essentially tv executives don't really know what to do I guess. I still really like JD day dreams because it kinda shows how silly and dumb he is.
the craziest part is how they look so blatantly embarassed and trying not to laugh...i cant imagine the adult ACTORS having to AUDITION to be CAST just to occasionally interrupt a bunch of teens getting paid way too much to make out
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As a nurse I can tell you in all confidence that if you offer us chocolate we will one hundred percent abandon any ethical code that we have committed to, and for sure disclose absolutely any piece of information about absolutely anyone to any random shmuck that happens to offer us one.
That is an insult to all 12 year old’s wattpad novels. This show is written like a baby fell head first onto concrete, got up, jumped out of a window, went to a hospital for 5 seconds, escaped and then decided to write a screenplay
When I was twelve, I wrote a Wattpad as a joke story for my friends to read. It was about a boy dating a hydroflask, and that was wayyy better than this.
“Losing self consciousness” may be one of the best things I’ve ever read I know what you mean tho 😂 Losing consciousness is passing out, losing self-consciousness is becoming secure in your identity among a group of people. I know what you meant but I like what you *said* a lot better. My son is losing blood and also his inhibitions! *He’s feeling the rain on his skin!!!*
@@annas.3423 maybe in my comment the sarcasm was too subtle... What I meant was they don't know how to act, so how can they perform the appropriate emotions to show that she's bored. Now that i read my comment again, it definitely is confusing 😅😅
I'm pretty sure it's illegal for anyone who doesnt have at least 4 years of nursing school to even be in a ward, especially when hey have no PPE, work ethic, experience, or even basic medical training
@@parkertheemoskaterdude5522 4 years isn’t necessary, at the least where I live; as long as you have the skills certificate, you can work as a PCA and do the basic bedside assistance and vitals, but you can’t do a bunch of more serious stuff like injections, evaluations and giving medical advice to patients
They don’t even try to put emotion into their voices. They sound like they’ve just become human for the first time. My school had plays who were better than this.
The ,,I know how it feels to pretend that you are fine, if you´re not" is so funny in this context. He said that to the one kid that was openly crying and was open about his worries about his heart condition. He isn´t acting like it´s fine, he does the exact opposite.
@@nicolekiewel8228 You're honestly right... middle school theater is in no way GOOD but at least those kids are clearly passionate about what they're doing....
xo xo Fr at least middle schoolers would try and have fun with it. Everyone on this Tik Tok hospital show look like they don’t want to be there and have no energy to actually try and improve.
Yea money I can get behind but a grown adult accepting chocolate as bribe? I have a feeling if they were trying to make a comedy intentionally it wouldn't be as funny
This is wholesome entertainment. I love that he doesn't rail on anyone, but rather just politely steps out of the way as the other person makes an absolute disaster of themselves.
I can’t decide who’s worse, mister “I went to juvi, so I’m obviously super mysterious and cool and don’t need to explain the fact that I’m an a*shole half the time” or miss “my dad nEgLects me because he has to save lives or whatever, and I have the emotional range of a kale” EDIT: I’d just like to thank some of y’all for adding such quality comments to this comment 👏
Now I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure you would get fired for giving out a patient's private information to someone who has absolutely no reason to have or need that information in the first place, even if they have a crush on the patient.
my sister was actually a volunteer at a hospital for her school and they call them volunteens not tv’s, and based on her stories, it’s mostly cleaning old people and changing bed pans. Not as glamorous as falling in love and stitching up your crush
You know literally all medical dramas on television are about drama and romance, right? If it wasn't about that, it wouldn't be television and it would be a documentary and you wouldn't be watching it.
Not very fun stuff because they’re volunteers, so they’re a liability. We really appreciate the volunteers at my hospital. Now that covid is around we don’t have them anymore :(
I love shows like these because they remind me no matter how stupid I act at least my shortcomings aren’t being recorded and posted to popular social media pages
She also just put bandages right ontop of the wound. No actual , what is it called in English, the absorbent fabric. That actually is supposed to cover the wound, the bandages are just there to apply pressure and keep it from slipping off.
I love when the nurse is on the phone for 3 seconds and says "no that is not a disease" and immediately hangs up. I'm a nurse and we get calls at the nurses station all the time of people asking medical questions. Never once has anyone just called to ask "is this a disease" and then after you respond, just hang up. Like what was that lmao? Also I would try to get some kind of information from them, like why are you calling to ask in the first place? Are you having symptoms? How old are you? Why tf did you call the hospital when you could have very easily googled that?
if she knew a single thing about first aid she would have known to clean the wound, and if she had any common sense she would have known to let a professional do it.
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Their acting is SO bad, even with the script they have they are TERRIBLE
lmao right there’s literally not a SINGLE emotion expressed other than “🙄work hard, me bored”
bad writing + tiktok stars with no acting experience= a very bad time
@@moira7979 or, quite possibly, the best time
Their voices are just so monotone.
:| i know what its like to hide ur feelings :|||
All of these "actors" legitimately feel like they're reading lines they put together for a video assignment for their language arts class that's due tomorrow
I love how specific this is and on POINT!
yes ❤️
Yeah this is exactly what I thought too. They all sound soooo stiff, like you said it sounds like they’re reading lines.
“omg molly!!!” they said with a 😐 face
The actors aren't even actors! They may as well be reading from a script and literally nothing would change!
Dixie's acting sounds like they glued the script to the inside of her eyelids and every time she blinks, she has to memorize a line and spit it out before she blinks again.
😂
Frank Koestler LMAOOOADJKFSG 😭😭
Y is this so specific 😭 I love it
thats why shes always rolling her eyes
Y'all r getting creative 😭😭
I am a nurse and I cannot imagine risking my license by violating HIPAA because a teenager gave me a chocolate bar.
so starburst then?
What if it was a KLONDIKE bar ehh?
What about some smarties? Cookies and Cream Kit Kat? Let’s violate HIPPA together
How about a toblerone? Maybe even Hershey's?
what about a snickers i heard somewhere that they change you
That curly haired guy looks like he couldn’t get arrested if he tried.
He looks like Kurtis, obviously
Soogbad
He can't get arrested because he's the mayor.
hes whiter than a sheet of paper
He’s probably too young to be arrested too
@@cheesecheese6950 and that means you have to be nice to him
“there was a horrible accident”
“I know....I was in it”
“oh 😐”
that exchange was so terrible
Then he got a heart disease
Just has no idea what happened, "that bold of you to assume"
You know, the bathroom stall you just came out of is really dirty.
Yeah, I know, I was int it
shoulda been "i know, i am that"
O H
“she has a crush on him”
“do not”
“do to”
“do not”
*camera pans to dead girl*
"MOLLY!"
This was the funniest shit lmaoooo
and the fact that the girl was just awake 2 seconds ago i- 💀
J Fletch I was dying
alexa play dead girl in the pool by girl in red
As a teen volunteer in a hospital... i literally only sit at the desk and help people who get lost. I think with a little more training, i could answer phone calls, but it's pretty boring being a TV...
I have to know - do they actually call you a TV?
Golden comment
I know it might not sound like much but hospitals can be so stressful to find your way around, so you’re probably making a huge difference to those patients!
You're.. a TV?
u think being a TV is boring?? try being a remote
i'm a nurse and i'm going to start answering my patients with "that is NOT a disease" whenever they ask me something
and then instantly hang up
@@hulawife godammit you made me choke on my candy cane
“hello my son-“
“that is NOT a disease”
*𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗦 𝗨𝗣*
Nice profile picture lol
“Hello I have a disease”
“That is NOT a disease”
“Sorry i messed up your surgery”
It’s fine, I didn’t need that part of my brain anyway
Me too
yeah like who needs the left half of their brain?
@@cas6174 Yeah, Right Brain Gang for life.
It's not like they were going to use it any time soon
Same
this is why people shouldnt be commenting “NETFLIX GET HER” under every ‘pov’ on tiktok, bc this will happen
Amber Williams people fricking mouth a cartoon character’s lines and choppy their expressions and people are blown away like really? Is that sincere?
i mean.. tbh these arent pov tik tokers but i wouldnt say povers would be great actors either
Underrated comment
FACTSSS
Shuruktiga Raj you’re right, these guys do even less
Imagine if when the nurse got the candy bar she just looked up at the smart girl and said, “Holden is dead.”
That would've made the show a 10/10.
😂
Copied (definitely not a year late)
I would have laughed my ass off.
They really tried to relate a child criminal to a guy with a heart disease just because they’re both sad
Also why is a criminal allowed in a hospital? Even if he's a teen it just weird..
Oooh sad and quirky aesthetic 💅💅
@@blueghost4769 rehab via community work is common. It's like he said: "better than Juvy"
@@ona512 why is the community work VOLUNTEERING AT A HOSPITAL
@@yeetusfetus8687 yeah seems reckless to involve someone who is in need of rehabilitation to help with people's lives on the balance
the delivery is so dry every time... it’s almost like you shouldn’t put child actors in a medical drama
they aren't even child actors, they are tiktok stars who only lipsync and are unable to act like a normal person. maybe if they got actual actors and decent writing it wouldn't be so bad
“child actors” is a reach 💀
Tik Tok does not equal acting and I think everyone has learnt that now😂
@@suranda. exactly, look at some of the kid drama shows they have like Andi Mack or even Stranger Things, it's children and teenagers but they're convincing in their roles. You can tell in these little Brat shows that the director is NOT doing his job well enough, the script is obviously written by two 40 year old white men who haven't heard a teenager speak in over 17 years, and the "actors" have no idea how to use facial expressions or sync their dialogue with each other to form a smooth conversation (which is also kind of the directors fault). Like seriously, I have 0 experience in the production side of TV but I could probably do better than what these idiots are doing.
@@randomhavoc123
See but the flipside is we get a teenage writer and the result will be even more disorganized and cringy
the “that is not a disease” nurse is the only good actor in the whole show honestly like she’s got some weird lines but everyone else is speaking like they’ve never heard someone talk before
That kid with the hearthole is decent I think. Not Oscar worthy but does the job.
Oof that tea is scalding
The kid with the heart condition is good too but everyone else is awful.
They lip sync for a living, they’ve probably forgotten.
That woman isn't getting paid enough
Love the “just give the fat character chocolate and they’ll talk” stereotype
go girl give us nothing 😍😍💞💞
I don't see body size
Literally shutup
like fr she could've just given her money but not it had to be chocolate because she is "fat"
no peace ima hope this is a joke, because if not, while that’s good and all, no one cares about that in a comment section about bad acting and tik tok
They wear their hairnets like beanies
it’s all for the aesthetic... some of the teenaged doctors are wearing their n95 masks backwards these days seems wild but that’s the fashion teen medicine world we live in
@@sidoniegabrielle269 wtf if you are willing to do that for "fashion" you deserve to gets sick.
@@lj.853 The joke is that there aren't teen doctors .
@@lj.853 r/wooooooosh
@@sidoniegabrielle269 your comment made me laugh out loud. Appreciate it :D
The FACT that they're wearing hair nets like beanies annoys me so much.
They're too focused on making them look attractive, then making them focus on better directing and acting lol.
I was for some reason waiting for them to properly wear the hair net but why would anyone muss their perfect waves to fit into a uniform standard?
Legit that pissed me off the most like if ur gonna wear a hairnet wear it correctly
interesting FACT
generic angst I was waiting for that too then I realized only dumb people would ever do that, silly me.
As someone who has been to jail (I missed a court date for a traffic violation and had to sit for a weekend)
The FIRST thing literally everyone asks you is what you did. And if you don't answer, people assume it had something to do with kids. On top of that the people who have been there long enough have people on the outside who will look up new inmates and their charges.
Then I guess he did something with kids
jesus people are nosy lol
@@colorblockpoprocks6973I mean if you were in jail wouldn’t you want to know if the people you’re around are in there for something like rape or molestation or murder
Exactly. Standard questioning of any new inmate always happens like you only have that attitude if people are asking too many questions. Usually they are tryna see if they can push you around. Then you gotta be like girl I ain’t with that 🤣
I have not been to prison, but I have been in a psychward 9 times. And in many ways, it's similar to a jail (at least the ones I went to) and the first question I was asked every time was "so why are you here?" Like before they even asked my name..
Imagine
Girl: *slides chocolate bar*
Nurse: *smiles* “holdens dead”
LMFAO
This is the only comment in a long time that has actually made me laugh so even though it’s probably meaningless to you I subscribed to your channel.
LMAOOOOOO
That comment killed me too
i'm crying
This just proves that those comments on tik toks saying “you should be an actor/actress” are probably wrong 9/10.
People legitimately comment that on Tik Tok? Not even Vine was this stupid afaik
those comments are made by kids in elementary school
99/10*
10/10
yeah, just because they can fake cry and have red eyes doesn’t mean they are good.
Dixie shows no expression when she’s “acting” she’s literally just saying the lines. There’s no emphasis, there’s no talent, there’s no believability, it’s exhausting.
Aisha Sanneh charli doesn’t even do the dance right half the time. then we have the people that actually create the dances charli does and they get barely any hype
@Aisha Sanneh yes but most of her videos are just her standing there, like ik ppl are gonna say "well shes just trying to have fun" but standing in front of ur phone for 15 seconds doing NOTHING isnt even fun she just wants likes. Also when she does come up with dances arent they all exactly the same??💀 correct me if im wrong lol also a lot of the more creative fun dances made by other people are barely ever properly credited to the rightful creator.
Cant argue with facts ://
@Aisha Sanneh yeah ig, i have nothing against her rlly, and its not even that deep, but its rlly the tiktok algorithm, they should show other people as well and often
The extras are more talented
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Holy shit that nurse violated HIPAA for a chocolate bar.
there's like no emotions in their voices, like, they don't sound like real people. it's honestly kind of annoying.
ok boomer
@@Predestinated1 Who are you calling boomer lmao???
A F O O Z especially Charlie’s sister her voice is so monotone
Cus tik tok stars aren’t people
@@Predestinated1 You're lame af
He's bleeding and she's touching him without wearing gloves.
she also didn't wipe his wound and she shouldn't be allowed to treat him anyway, given she's not a doctor
Also may I add, they aren't allowed to go and help the patients when it comes to any injury or something since they are just volunteers.
P!P!EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ya don’t just wrap up wounds without cleansing or anything
Yeah she might not know if he has hiv
Is this the Krusty Crab?
No, that is not a disease.
@JayLeeBeanz anal infection. Very Crusty.
BAHHAHAHAHHA
LMFAOOOO
hello not a disease, one krabby patty pls.
7:07
“I would have used dissolvable sutures”
They wanted to make her sound smart here, but my doctor explained to me during that one time I stabbed my hand with scissors that the dissolvable sutures break off easily, especially in areas of the body that are moved around very frequently like I dunno… the arms.
also, with a cut that deep, i wouldn't be shocked if there actually were dissolvable sutures deeper into the wound, and the doctor used regular sutures superficially
I would have used dissolvable sutures but the doctors wouldn't let me nomatter how much I kicked and screamed
oh hey i also once stabbed my hand with scissors as a child while trying to open a toy box i got for my birthday! i had it stitched up and i still have the scar and i can still remember what it looked like to look through the hole and inside my hand (before i fainted)
I mean tbf that *is* something a kid who thinks they’re smarter than they are would say. The character probably knows dissolvable sutures exist and that’s it, and just assumes the reason they’re not used all the time is “to bleed you twice”.
the kid with the curly hair and the other kid with a hole in his heart have a lot more chemistry than charli's sister and that janitor
literally if i find out it's gay i might actually watch it i'm that starved for gay content in my life
FACTS
@@rainbowunicornmilkshake gay content? Just go on the hub to see that
@@rainbowunicornmilkshake honestly same, they would be very cute together tbh
“That janitor” lmaooo
"I've seen porn with better acting" has never applied so much.
This comment is extremely underrated
bro momento I seen wayy better kids tho lol
bro momento how?
NHA E Dixie is but most of the rest aren't
“Help, my friend overdosed on cocaine!”
THAT IS NOT A DISEASE
Your friend is rich
the disease is the jealousness everyone must have 😔
@@mintchip228 Why would you be jealous of someone being overdosed?!?! 😂😂😂
@@chocolatedogs6676 because we've reached the point that everyone wants to leave this earth but we can't do it.
Noah Gabriel Domingo understands
My favorite line from this show is now “that’s not a disease”
😂😂😂
Imagine getting severely injured and Jason from math class is your doctor
this is such an underrated comment
Sydney Stevens yes
Omg that’s hilarious
I’d run out the hospital screaming
😶that's fucked up
I am crying at the fact that the “That is not a disease” scene is shot exactly like “No, this is Patrick”
damn I never realized that.
Omg this has me crying laughing
And has the energy of "no, mayonnaise is not an instrument"
_no patrick, mayonnaise is not a disease_
(EDIT: WAIT SOMEONE ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE FU-)
All I can think of someone saying is I think I have COVID 19, and her response was “No that is not a disease”
Caller: HELP MY ARM JUST GOT BITTEN OFF BY A SHAR-
Nurse: No that is not a disease
that was so weird lmao
Nurse:You're the strangest person I've ever met
@@plumlovesralsei1420 Cute, but strange.
Is she wrong?
I mean...she's technically right
“In prison you’re never supposed to ask about the crime”
1. Juvenile hall isn’t prison.
2. He was never in juvenile hall OR prison as apparently he’s doing community service instead.
3. If the crime you committed allows for community service instead of imprisonment then secrecy about said crime isn’t really necessary.
I mean, it's obviously a joke playing off of a cliché
That front desk nurse literally broke patient confidentiality for a chocolate bar. This hospital should be shut for malpractice.
That's just how hospitals work, fast and loose.
There was an entire series made about a medical team lead by a drug addict who insulted everyone while the team constantly banged or engaged in debates relating to whatever case they have.
Don't even get me started on Scrubs.
@@DriscolDevil scrubs is a comedy, what's wrong with it?
@@Oceanlinx Comedy? I'm sorry, I don't find malpractice and workplace harassment very funny. Does that place not even have an HR department?
@@DriscolDevil oh I see, I remember doctor Mike saying something about malpractice when he was reacting to a scrubs episode, he said that it was a recurring theme in most "hospitals tv shows" so essentially tv executives don't really know what to do I guess. I still really like JD day dreams because it kinda shows how silly and dumb he is.
@@Oceanlinx I like the show also, I was just making a joke.
Their acting is like one of those "anti-bullying" or "don't do drugs" videos they show you in school
Accuracy 100
Makenn Gillen nah those videos are better
Nice pfp
It is.
@@Antiformed omg butt out my childhood just came and slapped me in the face
WHY ARENT MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT “sorry, that’s not a disease”
everyone is talking about that
Linda M well the statement said why aren’t more people talking about it so maybe the level of interest does not meet raini ro x’s standards
Madeleine Fey That’s honestly hilarious.
that's just how doctors are
when u broke ur arm
sorry thats not a disease
That random quick cut at 6:56 gets me every single time
🧍♀️
Oh that’s not a cut, Drew’s just practicing his teleportation in the middle of videos
"My son is having a seizure-"
"That's not a disease."
"My son's head just exploded."
"That's not a disease."
“my femur is sticking through my leg”
“that’s not a disease”
I'm proud to be your 1000th like
What about epilepsy?
“HELP IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP!”
“That is not a disease.”
it’s literally painful to watch. dixie has no emotion she’s just SAYING her lines 💀.
Why would anyone think that kids who does renegade in their bathroom can do a whole show?
This would be the perfect torture method forcing someone to watch this
FR I’m crying from how cringe this is-
Holy shit, that girl’s name is DIXIE? She’d be torn to shreds anywhere but L.A.
it's so funny bc she's isn't even the worst one 😭
Why is Drew’s mock acting better than the actual acting in the show
wait i thought that was danny
True🤣
Talent sugar, he's got the talent
IKR 😂
He put actually effort in it.
This is so accurate! I lost my healthcare job because I kept sharing personal information every time someone gave me chocolate :(
the craziest part is how they look so blatantly embarassed and trying not to laugh...i cant imagine the adult ACTORS having to AUDITION to be CAST just to occasionally interrupt a bunch of teens getting paid way too much to make out
Oh god that is such a good point lol
oof yea, the teens seem like they dont want to be there. and i also feel that they were forced to make out because "DRAMA"
Teacher…, it is evident that the EAGLE [Symbol] and the SNAKE (Symbol) were once at War….., so why is it in this {day and age} +=+ that the U.S. FLAG Eagle and the Vatican Snake of the Pope on Dope work as one when Shields, and Crest are all COAT OF ARMS for Family “Blood Lines” that have all become common place and Stodgily??? The FREE MASON Lodges are filled with no BLOOD LINES……., but only EVIL SPIRITS…..., so they do not care if they use the SYMBOL of a Coke or Pepsi Can to be “The Eagle” and the Snake; as long as, WE THE PEOPLE of this Celestial Sphere home world of PURGATORY do not “figure out” [{**}] we are on a FLAT EARTH……..., and that Blood Lines do matter…….., but not as much as the Spirit!!! Now that we know what the EAGLE means as [A Symbol] /_\ of their Family BLOOD LINES and that the SNAKE is the Symbol of the Other Blood Line whom both used to be at war and DESTROYED the Whole World In that CATACLYSM…., and we can see they have “both intermarried” from the NAZI EAGLE to the Dragons that are just one more {GRAVEN IMAGE} [{*}] of a Snake Blood Line Symbol..., we the people do not care to be EAGLE.., or SNAKE., and we sure as hell will not go on with their freemason FAKE SPACE CGI TV Shows, or their “192 U.N. FLAGS” (COVID19) World Domination Plot that uses “Snakes and Eagles” to say they are now mixing Their Blood Lines!!! As The Oracle for the End of an Age connected to The Source of All Creation and All Destruction` these Demons and Devils, Satanist, and “Lucifarians” are nothing more then EVIL SPIRITS in the minds of flesh and blood and “bones people” be they MALE AND FEMALE, and they can be put down with Poison in the tainted (COVID19) Vaccines like Trump wants to get a VACCINE on LIVE TV to prove it is Safe when we Humans know this “BAT Snake” Corona Beer Cobe Burger V.I.R.U.S. is a stab at the UNITY of the EAGLE Party and the “SNAKE Party” just like the UNITED FRONT of the Republican and Democratic “PARTIES” are all FREE MASON Lodge Members whom live off of our Taxes and Welfare known as our Employed PUBLIC SERVANTS…. Therefore, do make sure Trump and Pence, and Putin and Xi, and even the POPE ON DOPE get them (COVID19) Hypodermic Needles pushed “deep into them” with 14 Gauge Needles pushed into the BONES MEN just as they did “torture me” in one of their RED FLAG LAW Mental Wards… Yet, for this teaching……., just know that when you see an EAGLE on “Any Flag” be it one headed or Two, it is a FREE MASON Symbol……, and the Same when you see any “Snakes in Symbols” they too are just more FREE MASON Fucks, and Cucks and Slags and Pukes, aka Chaldean that destroyed Tartaria whom all [need to die] as THE OLD WINE SKINS that we call “The Racka” for we are THE NEW WINES SKINS called Pak-Toe that means “Romantic Warriors” and we will have OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition, and take out the UNITED NATIONS of S.A.T.A.N. ….. The Book of EXODICE!!!
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The Write in President
Pardon?
@The Write In President seems legit
As a nurse I can tell you in all confidence that if you offer us chocolate we will one hundred percent abandon any ethical code that we have committed to, and for sure disclose absolutely any piece of information about absolutely anyone to any random shmuck that happens to offer us one.
**slides a brandless chocolate bar your way** so,, who was the zodiac killer
YEAH! Lose that 4 years of med school and licensing for life for a $2 chocolate bar. I would, too.
*slides a half eaten gum your way*
So who made covid?
*slides a piece of candy i found on the floor 6 minutes ago* so.... write me a sick note so i won't have to go on my zoom?
I work in a hospital cafe and I will have to put this in practice...
the dialogue in this show reads like a 12 year old's wattpad novel
Bru lol that’s so true
That is an insult to all 12 year old’s wattpad novels. This show is written like a baby fell head first onto concrete, got up, jumped out of a window, went to a hospital for 5 seconds, escaped and then decided to write a screenplay
@@zipdakill now that's an insult to the baby 😔
When I was twelve, I wrote a Wattpad as a joke story for my friends to read. It was about a boy dating a hydroflask, and that was wayyy better than this.
the joke shrek & berry bee fanfic i made when i was 9 sounds better than this show
I’ve been waiting 4 years for a part two.. I’m starting to think it’s never going to come out 😢
this is why we have to stop telling tiktokers they can act cause they posted one POV crying
Pppffahahahaha
EXACTLY
@@alenaxca2835 yea male sense
@@alenaxca2835 i love this comment 🏃
@@alenaxca2835 ikr no one does povs, it really doesn't male sense
Their acting is just good enough to tell that they're not doing it badly on purpose
Their tone is so flat
you put it perfectly lmao
that's even worse
Someone: my son broke his leg
Attaway general: *no that is not a disease*
This made me laugh so much 😂
AND SHE JUST HANGS UP ON THEM
"Attaway General"
"My son is bleeding everywhere and is losing self-consciousness!!!"
“No, that is not a disease.”
*Hung up*
“Losing self consciousness” may be one of the best things I’ve ever read
I know what you mean tho 😂
Losing consciousness is passing out, losing self-consciousness is becoming secure in your identity among a group of people. I know what you meant but I like what you *said* a lot better.
My son is losing blood and also his inhibitions! *He’s feeling the rain on his skin!!!*
@@Lucifersfursona i'm mid mental breakdown but this made me chuckle thank you
@@Lucifersfursona "Ma'am I dont give a fuck about your childs self esteem. That is not a goddamn disease"
There are only 2 personality’s in this show
Big smart book person
Doesn’t give a shit
How else would you show that she is bored?
It's not like you can show some emotions to show that
@@annas.3423 maybe in my comment the sarcasm was too subtle...
What I meant was they don't know how to act, so how can they perform the appropriate emotions to show that she's bored.
Now that i read my comment again, it definitely is confusing 😅😅
Missed one:
1.Monke
Its nerd, doesn't give a shit, "bad boy" and cute caring wholesome gal
Volunteers aren't allowed to give medical advice or treat patients, pretty sure you'd get kicked out if you tried to do that. Wtf is this show bruh
Well they also wouldn't have any teenager with No actual medical training be running around like this.
Literally all they can do is say hi to patients and offer them snacks if allowed.
I'm pretty sure it's illegal for anyone who doesnt have at least 4 years of nursing school to even be in a ward, especially when hey have no PPE, work ethic, experience, or even basic medical training
@@parkertheemoskaterdude5522 4 years isn’t necessary, at the least where I live; as long as you have the skills certificate, you can work as a PCA and do the basic bedside assistance and vitals, but you can’t do a bunch of more serious stuff like injections, evaluations and giving medical advice to patients
@@parkertheemoskaterdude5522 you can take a four week course and be a PCT
“HELP I WAS SHOT BY A ROB-”
“No, that is not a disease”
Wtf Robert why'd you just shoot that guy
Mack R listen man my finger slipped, jeez nobody listens to me
lost winter I understand my finger slipped too I also shot them on purpose 5 more times but whose counting
My mind filled in the rest as "robot" before I realised it was "robber" 💀
@@willd.4808 ngl I don’t even remember commenting this😂
7:36. That entire scene looks like it was pulled out of the most cliche cringe Wattpad story
literally the extras are better than the main “actors”
Yeah lol
right
Oof
Dude I keep saying that. It's just because Dixie is tiktok famous
They're actually called #actors
They don’t even try to put emotion into their voices. They sound like they’ve just become human for the first time. My school had plays who were better than this.
My school has multiple plays a year twenty times better than this 😂
middle school plays have more soul than this
Is that Dani in your pfp?
Anne Wensveen it is
ah yes, the famous 2018 david cage game, Tiktok: Become Human
“My foot just got cut off, there is blood everywhere I need an ambulance”. “No that is not a disease” hangs up.
*Fucking Dead*
Hilarious but why would you call a hospital to get you an ambulance?
*”i love jitterbars”*
No tHiS iS PaTrICk
dr gordon be like
The ,,I know how it feels to pretend that you are fine, if you´re not" is so funny in this context. He said that to the one kid that was openly crying and was open about his worries about his heart condition. He isn´t acting like it´s fine, he does the exact opposite.
The only good line was "no, that's not a disease" and wasn't even said by one of the main characters. That says a lot
"Help, I've been stabbed!"
"That's not a disease."
i mean she aint wrong...
Can't you get an infection leading to a disease no? Okay
Hehe just kidding
@@chickfalley4205 shh don't tell them that
@@zaonth1414 ohh *_* ok
@@zaonth1414 now look ;)
Curly headed kid is definitely the Dobre brothers secret triplet that they kicked out of the group for not being able to do a back flip
You couldn’t have described that any better lmao
*the accuracy* -- the way he talks sounds similar to the dobre twins too!
dude that’s why he looks so familiar omg
i went to school with that kid, he was an asshole
STOP-😭😭😭
drew i have been waiting two and a half years to find out how attaway general ends PLEASE
"Help! my little sister just accidentally swallowed a Lego and is choking!"
" *_🅃🄷🄰🅃'🅂 🄽🄾🅃 🄰 🄳🄸🅂🄴🄰🅂🄴_* "
"Lego step isnt a disease"
Foot tried to swim in lava
That lady really stole the show. She’s the best character so far.
I have a very vivid memory of drew ranting about that part but it’s not there and I think I’m going insane
"A man has fallen into the river in Lego City!"
"That's not a disease."
@@delinayacob I put the muffins in the freeza
“No, that is not a disease” has the same energy as ‘No, this is Patrick’
Amanda Rivera HAHAHAHAH this comment is tooo underrateddd
More like ''Mayonnaise is not an instrument''
My name is also Amanda Rivera and this comment scared the shit out of me
or "no she's dead this is her son".
Sophie McManus nice pic
This literally looks like middle school theater acting on a high quality set
Tara L. With middle school script 😂 I swear only thing HQ is set design
I mean it is
Middle school? How dare you insult me and my people in such a way, this is a 10 year olds fan fiction at best
@@nicolekiewel8228 You're honestly right... middle school theater is in no way GOOD but at least those kids are clearly passionate about what they're doing....
xo xo Fr at least middle schoolers would try and have fun with it. Everyone on this Tik Tok hospital show look like they don’t want to be there and have no energy to actually try and improve.
as a student currently in medschool...it is so fun to watch how they depict a hospital being run :')
@@Ornithorhynchus. ^^
are you still in med school? if you are, how’s it going?
@@wowwhatausername3703 i have joined jrship in derma this year
learning new things ^^
what about you?
I’ve heard middle school rumors with more depth and character development than this show
Yes!
This is one of the best roasts I’ve ever seen.
Lol
Lol yeahhh
As a 6th grader I agree
“Help I was stabbed and am bleeding out in a Chuck E Cheese bathroom”
“That is not a disease”
GOLD??
Why would you ever go in a Chuck E. Cheese bathroom?
@@marisatheuglybitch8584 why not
@@marisatheuglybitch8584 doing drugs
@@kaderpdi1982 plot twist: chuck E did it!
Patient: I’m having a heart attack
Attaway General: that’s not a disease
Its not just any disease its a heart disease
It's a heart attack not a disease
I'm a certified doctor I know things
The acting is SENDING ME
Imagine, Dixie just does a tiktok dance over a dying patient
It's like that kid that made a musically at his grandpas hospital bed.
some kid starts seizing and it cuts to her doing the renegade
T-bagging
Seems like sonething that would happen
I will actually watch this 😃 bcz wtf
"Sorry, that is not a disease."
*Hangs Up*
I ... Don't think that is how you're supposed to do things....
I'm imagining someone called them and asked if Ligma was real or something lol
@@A129WOLFY im laughing so hard
Legit Hospitals be doing that lmao
HAHA I CANT BREATHE
"Hi I think I just ate a bat by accident and now I feel funny. Have I got some kind of bat disease?"
"Sorry, that is not a disease." [Hangs up]
"Hi, hospital? I accidentally nailed my foot to a board."
"That is not a disease" -click-
But....my foot :(
stonks
Least that person doesn’t gotta pay the high as hell bill
@@yeetusfetus4257 yeah, the dude only has to worry about the board nailed to his foot, nothing too bad i guess
@@yeetusfetus4257 nah they just make them pay for calling the hospital and wasting their time 😔😭
Every time I start this video I think, "why am I getting this ad for a political chess set?"
This feels like it would be pin worthy if there wasnt already a pin
"attaway general"
"there's been an emergency-"
"no that is not a disease." *hangs up*
That was one of the only times that this show was funny
@@Imcryingconstantly how is this funny
Suli because my standards for funny are lower then my friends standards for friends
@@musicianshipcreative3660 I find it funny because it's just so stupid it hurts.
“im sorry, that is not a disease”
-nurse whos easily bribed by chocolate
Bribed by chocolate 😭
Yea money I can get behind but a grown adult accepting chocolate as bribe? I have a feeling if they were trying to make a comedy intentionally it wouldn't be as funny
Imagine calling the emergency room and have the nurse be like “naw that’s not a thing” and hang up
Somebody cant stab you, thats illegal
As a nursing student that kills me to think about
Me: Help I’m having a heart attack!
Nurse: That is not a disease
You have to bribe her to get treatment
"Help me! I'm bleeding out!"
"Nuh-uh!"
This is wholesome entertainment. I love that he doesn't rail on anyone, but rather just politely steps out of the way as the other person makes an absolute disaster of themselves.
I can’t decide who’s worse, mister “I went to juvi, so I’m obviously super mysterious and cool and don’t need to explain the fact that I’m an a*shole half the time” or miss “my dad nEgLects me because he has to save lives or whatever, and I have the emotional range of a kale”
EDIT: I’d just like to thank some of y’all for adding such quality comments to this comment 👏
emotional range of a *_kAle_* I was actually laughing for once
>I have the emotional range of a kale
😂😂😂
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Kale bahaha
Now I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure you would get fired for giving out a patient's private information to someone who has absolutely no reason to have or need that information in the first place, even if they have a crush on the patient.
*especially* if they only have a crush on the patient, wtf
You would get fired its called patient confidentiality if I remember correctly
That's called HIPAA and the nurse broke the rule FOR A PIECE OF CANDY BAR!
Kwame Oppong yeah, she would’ve gotten sued
even if they give you a chocolate par?
Dixie acts like every single “I’m not like most girls” main character in a shititly written wattpad book
The ones that have 5 chapters and are never updated again, and have no periods and every sentence spaced out 😔
Vaniah B. sounds like a book i written
OMG SO FUCKING TRUE.
Vaniah B. This is strangely accurate
@@vaniahb.6361 My past 13 year old self is SHAKING.
Still upset that part two never came
This series is 90% eyeroll and the remaining 10% is for nurses and hospital staff negligence and Doctor malpractice.
What
don’t forget unneeded sexual tension.
“My house is burning down! Help! My address is-“
THAT IS NOT A DISAESE
Well it isn't
@@resonats this wasn't sarcastic, it was a joke , why do youtube commenters so often not know what sarcasm is ?
Hahahhahahaha
The cut from Holden saying ‘knock yourself out’ to him passing out killed me man
“Sorry I messed up your surgery” seems like a reality tv show
it's basically just what botched is
@@barbiezinha5633 botched at least fixes messed up surgeries, so maybe it would be like the prequel to botched?
Literally Botched hahaha
**proceeds to renegade**
jane the virgin
12:50 has the same energy as "I got the test results back. I definitely have breast cancer." From The Room
my sister was actually a volunteer at a hospital for her school and they call them volunteens not tv’s, and based on her stories, it’s mostly cleaning old people and changing bed pans. Not as glamorous as falling in love and stitching up your crush
You know literally all medical dramas on television are about drama and romance, right? If it wasn't about that, it wouldn't be television and it would be a documentary and you wouldn't be watching it.
volunTEENS 🤣
Not very fun stuff because they’re volunteers, so they’re a liability. We really appreciate the volunteers at my hospital. Now that covid is around we don’t have them anymore :(
Volunteens actually sound clever Tvs just sound like there's a bunch of televisions running around the hospital.
So your sister was a CNA? Because that’s what CNAs do.
Omg and did they HAVE TO do that whole “sassy black nurse” trope?
Yeah this is a kids show and then it’s always sunny can’t have a character mock another character for doing black face
*If they didn’t do that, how would anyone know this show is also funny?*
Where?
It’s actually a stereotype combo: black sassy woman and overweight person that would do anything for food. Really gross tbh
Akira eats guitar picks omg Donna from PArks and recs, Shirley from Community...!! They tick the boxes!! (Except the eating, bribing)
They aren’t even acting, they’re just saying lines 😐✨
😐 “oh god I can’t believe this” 😐
ok boomer
@@Predestinated1 normie
@@ekkoekko4610 boomer
😐 *I have cancer* 😐
I love shows like these because they remind me no matter how stupid I act at least my shortcomings aren’t being recorded and posted to popular social media pages
This whole show makes Riverdale seem not that bad anymore and that's saying something
Excuse your mouth
@@warjikin it's true tho bruh
riverdale has great actor/actress with horrible script this tik tok show on the other hand..
riverdale just has terrible writers, and even with good actors its hard to make that show make sense
Riverdale is at least /slightly/ redeemable, the acting is fairly good. This show has nothing.
When she was bandaging up his bleeding arm with NO gloves or PPE 😩😩😩
Lol if that was real, that would be an infection waiting to happen.
and not even cleaning the wound-
@@dumbledorf5029 DUH the bloody dirty sweater did that!
She also just put bandages right ontop of the wound. No actual , what is it called in English, the absorbent fabric. That actually is supposed to cover the wound, the bandages are just there to apply pressure and keep it from slipping off.
@@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 I think gauze?
"I'm here instead of juvie." "In juvie you don't ask about the crime." How would you know, you're at the hospital instead of juvie?
Plus this isn't juvie?!?!?!
@@lucasnadeau5203 lmao AND he said prison
And he fumbles the line so I only hear him say “Joobie” which is not an institution, it’s a nakeyjakey character
what you know about ro-
Because we all know the best person to help at a hospital is a convicted criminal
I love when the nurse is on the phone for 3 seconds and says "no that is not a disease" and immediately hangs up. I'm a nurse and we get calls at the nurses station all the time of people asking medical questions. Never once has anyone just called to ask "is this a disease" and then after you respond, just hang up. Like what was that lmao? Also I would try to get some kind of information from them, like why are you calling to ask in the first place? Are you having symptoms? How old are you? Why tf did you call the hospital when you could have very easily googled that?
This is what happens when people actually listen to those kids who say “GET HIM A NETFLIX SHOW”
Lol
oh my fucking god........................ you right
smart girl: * doesn’t clean blood off wound before wrapping it *
also smart girl: I would have used this kind of stitching hehehe
Also no damn gloves
But you don’t get it she is the qUirKy smart girl who “isn’t like the other shallow chicks” and is so wEiRd because she cares about her education 😣🖐
@@annas.3423 And is also a volunteer and shouldn't have done that anyway- 🤭
Not to mention you can't treat patients or give medical advice as a volunteer, pretty sure you'd get kicked out if you do that.
if she knew a single thing about first aid she would have known to clean the wound, and if she had any common sense she would have known to let a professional do it.
their acting is h o r r i d im crying w h y did they think this was a good idea
why are they so monotone😭😭😭
LMAOO dixie is just like 😐 kith me😗
It just makes me c r i n g e so b a d
your pfp is my reaction while watching attaway general-
ushijima is disgusted