Daz Watches Crazy Mums Caught On Twitch

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @SamSabotage
    @SamSabotage 3 года назад +3302

    "you're watching porn" "no I'm not watching porn" "move out"
    logic *siren blares*

  • @kyliewatson7323
    @kyliewatson7323 4 года назад +8618

    I feel like Daz is everyone’s cool dad, especially kids who don’t have great parents

    • @candyskull7625
      @candyskull7625 4 года назад +174

      Yup. Daz is like the non alcoholic dad I've never had.

    • @brianpatrickofficial
      @brianpatrickofficial 4 года назад +25

      Ha me.

    • @pandagaming4039
      @pandagaming4039 4 года назад +65

      Yeah my dad really didn't spend any time with me so daz gives me a idol of what to be and the parent like person who makes me happy.

    • @willllljd
      @willllljd 4 года назад +21

      dizzy wow yh I wish dazzer was my old man 😂

    • @ledstudios7101
      @ledstudios7101 4 года назад +26

      Can he adopt us?

  • @pvmpkiinzzz
    @pvmpkiinzzz 2 года назад +493

    Get you a parent that loves you as much as Daz loves his daughter aww

    • @sky-wq7th
      @sky-wq7th 2 года назад +11

      Where the FUCK do I get a parent from bro?

    • @pvmpkiinzzz
      @pvmpkiinzzz 2 года назад +1

      @@sky-wq7th It was a joke

    • @NeonTheProtogen
      @NeonTheProtogen 2 года назад +1

      i have

    • @shoshoali5586
      @shoshoali5586 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@sky-wq7thAmazon

    • @LegendariYoshi
      @LegendariYoshi 24 дня назад

      @@sky-wq7th I can lend you mine, their awesome

  • @christinab8544
    @christinab8544 7 лет назад +2066

    "-no mum they come to the window and I sing to them!" **Mum goes to pull the curtains** "No no no no I LOVE YOU NEIGHBOURS!!!!" GOLD

  • @isabelletaylor9812
    @isabelletaylor9812 5 лет назад +3406

    “No..don’t close the window..I LOVE U NEIGHBORS!”
    I ALMOST DIED AT 10:03

  • @benspomer6590
    @benspomer6590 4 года назад +12304

    Can we take a moment to see how good of a parent daz is

    • @MuseClass
      @MuseClass 4 года назад +195

      Ya I wish he was my dad

    • @angithebro
      @angithebro 4 года назад +121

      Ya hes a king👑✨

    • @SganandaZ
      @SganandaZ 4 года назад +108

      Ha I wish he was my dad also because every time I'm sad he makes me laugh

    • @ArthurArtistry
      @ArthurArtistry 4 года назад +18

      @@dominicstub9115 ?

    • @donutboy2346
      @donutboy2346 4 года назад +22

      Meg Taylor what about your dad. That isn’t very nice pal?

  • @yeezus7290
    @yeezus7290 4 года назад +1268

    Kid: **has something in hand**
    Mum: “*ARE THOSE DRUGS?!?!*”

    • @wrtcat
      @wrtcat 4 года назад +3

      Truee XD

    • @Velvet_yGoodness
      @Velvet_yGoodness 4 года назад +4

      No it's a crayon

    • @josefpickles3348
      @josefpickles3348 4 года назад +20

      i got a little fat and my mom punched me in the stomach and asked if I was pregnant........
      fuck her. I hate her.

    • @wrtcat
      @wrtcat 4 года назад +2

      @@josefpickles3348 Damn...-

    • @josefpickles3348
      @josefpickles3348 4 года назад +1

      @@wrtcat i know

  • @atlasbutnotthetitan393
    @atlasbutnotthetitan393 3 года назад +485

    "Don't hit your kids"
    *My mum in the background: laughs in physical, emotional and verbal abuse*

    • @tomgiles
      @tomgiles 9 месяцев назад +7

      Is it more or is there no sound on that part

  • @larrayfanclub5988
    @larrayfanclub5988 4 года назад +2352

    I was playing Minecraft and my mom was like “you’re doing it wrong...”

    • @x.vmp1re.m0ney.x
      @x.vmp1re.m0ney.x 4 года назад +144

      Ikr like our parents know what they doing but cant figure out how to change hdmi on TV

    • @loganisreallyraw
      @loganisreallyraw 4 года назад +138

      ITS FUCKING MINECRAFT! HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY DO IT WRONG!

    • @loganisreallyraw
      @loganisreallyraw 4 года назад +82

      @Baby with a gun Fair enough.

    • @kepherd6645
      @kepherd6645 4 года назад +6

      if i were to every shoe my kid Minecraft it would be the alpha version first so he wont be mad at old video games and saying the have bad graphics

    • @michaelthegerbil5543
      @michaelthegerbil5543 4 года назад +5

      She knows the way of the EPIK GAM0R cuz she is probably on lvl 2896569 in candy crush

  • @JackLinton
    @JackLinton 4 года назад +4133

    The streamers: 🔉
    Me: turns up my volume
    Daz: 🔊🔊🔊

    • @jayf5084
      @jayf5084 4 года назад +32

      Ikr

    • @werdcore1985
      @werdcore1985 4 года назад +80

      Daz: 🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊

    • @jxmblx
      @jxmblx 4 года назад +62

      The Vodaphone advert: 🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊

    • @Eurostarrrr
      @Eurostarrrr 4 года назад +7

      SAME

    • @saivepratillo7685
      @saivepratillo7685 4 года назад +5

      I jumped

  • @oceansauce1508
    @oceansauce1508 5 лет назад +11226

    I was playing Minecraft and my dad said “do something educational”… *I was working on my red-stone generated wheat farm*

    • @Majestic_Mannequin
      @Majestic_Mannequin 5 лет назад +502

      OcEaN sAuCe dude that takes a whole fucking degree to master (idk how to do it plz tell me 🙏🏻)

    • @berry_flavored72
      @berry_flavored72 5 лет назад +338

      YOU SHOULD GET A SCHOLARSHIP HOLY SHIT YEEEEES

    • @the_bearded_drengr
      @the_bearded_drengr 5 лет назад +210

      Give this person a reward I still have no got damn idea how to make one.

    • @heromichaelgaming3721
      @heromichaelgaming3721 5 лет назад +123

      Hey if you u do that on minecraft education edition then you would have nothing to worry about

    • @oceansauce1508
      @oceansauce1508 5 лет назад +26

      Timothy Grey :)

  • @theprincipal2994
    @theprincipal2994 2 года назад +58

    13:28 When the Mom asked to watch a movie with him, it sent me to tears 😭🙏

    • @giveaway236ymexs
      @giveaway236ymexs 19 дней назад

      i know she just wanted to spend time with her son. that was a really good mom. she just dont want her baby to grow up.

  • @abbie7482
    @abbie7482 6 лет назад +8909

    “i barely even touched you”
    is my mum the only one to say this or what?

    • @bongoslep6953
      @bongoslep6953 6 лет назад +168

      no,that was my mom *2 FRIKKING MINUTES AGO* 😂😂😂

    • @Player-ch3ho
      @Player-ch3ho 6 лет назад +24

      No

    • @whoisu254
      @whoisu254 6 лет назад +53

      Abbie it’s true most of the times, it’s mostly stuff around her that touches me.

    • @S.M.9
      @S.M.9 6 лет назад +39

      My mom doesn’t but my brother does, I’m 17 and he’s 20 and he still does that

    • @theirishrepublic6130
      @theirishrepublic6130 6 лет назад +74

      Mum:*smashes chair over head*
      Kid:AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
      Mum: i barely even touched you get up

  • @L_Blacklisted
    @L_Blacklisted 4 года назад +1647

    kid: "I'm streaming"
    mom: "what is that?.. Is that a drug?"

    • @big.ant538
      @big.ant538 4 года назад +67

      These parents need to trust their kids more.

    • @nbryan0585
      @nbryan0585 4 года назад +14

      Muffin Sparks@ ikr

    • @roblox_girl6436
      @roblox_girl6436 4 года назад +10

      Muffin Sparks ikr lol 😂

    • @K.Adler1120
      @K.Adler1120 4 года назад +20

      @@big.ant538 most parents dont want strangers watching their underage kids online, its not about trust, its being aware and responsible

    • @zynai6514
      @zynai6514 4 года назад +21

      @@K.Adler1120 that isnt even the point, the point is that she thought that streaming is a drug

  • @kiarasimone123
    @kiarasimone123 3 года назад +3581

    These parents that kick their child out at a young age have the audacity to wonder why their kid doesn’t talk to them anymore

    • @justsomenumpty
      @justsomenumpty 3 года назад +93

      I bet they don't realise that it's more financially beneficial for their kids to live with them when they become adults either

    • @pineapplechanproductions292
      @pineapplechanproductions292 3 года назад +58

      My mom:
      *laughs in kicking me out for a month when I was 12 because I wore makeup*

    • @pekej6521
      @pekej6521 3 года назад +45

      @@teacup17 my mum's already said, since I was like 8-9 (I'm 13 nearly 14 rn), that as soon as I turn 18 I'm leaving home. It's not even a joke at this point. I'm already preparing a place to go (a two year farm internship thing) and getting ready to leave at 18. There are also other things wrong with my parents but it doesn't really relate ti this

    • @warmmilk6049
      @warmmilk6049 3 года назад +39

      @@pekej6521 Yeah some parents think that their job as as parents ends when they are an adult but being a parent is a life long commitment that they signed when they had sex that fateful night.

    • @ddevil4980
      @ddevil4980 3 года назад +5

      Says all you kids, who have no clue what it's like to be a parent.. Live life, become a parent, then you can give your 2 cents about being one and the right or wrong way to raise a kid. In other words, grow up, get some miles on your life. Your views will change...

  • @justlilly7653
    @justlilly7653 3 года назад +95

    Daz is so respectful and understanding, his lovely daughter Sarah is so lucky to have him as a dad! Love them both 💕

  • @bethelcharis3554
    @bethelcharis3554 4 года назад +4573

    One time I was recording and my mom came in, but she is very nice and said “could you please quiet down just a little? Your dad and I are trying to sleep. I love you hun.” I love my mom she’s a sweetheart

  • @lilyclarke7343
    @lilyclarke7343 4 года назад +1780

    Is no one gonna talk about when the kid goes “don’t close the windows .... love you neighbours” 🤣🤣. Edit: Okayyy sorry guys when I commented this I didn’t see any comments about it

    • @darkbluespider8392
      @darkbluespider8392 4 года назад +16

      Everyone did.

    • @jaxonmare9880
      @jaxonmare9880 4 года назад +9

      Theodoesyoutube yeah it was literally part of the video

    • @carleebarnes6962
      @carleebarnes6962 4 года назад +2

      Read the comments on that part tho

    • @Dark_Spear-yz4su
      @Dark_Spear-yz4su 4 года назад

      I dont want to like this because it will knock it up 2 421

    • @WholeMealLoaf
      @WholeMealLoaf 4 года назад

      @@Dark_Spear-yz4su no need, look at he likes now

  • @leeadkins2377
    @leeadkins2377 4 года назад +712

    8:02
    Daz: “its a sort of mum Kung-Fu
    Me: “mum-fu”

    • @catherineervin2630
      @catherineervin2630 4 года назад +11

      This gave me a good laugh for some reason. Probably because I'm a Mom.
      I have no life 😭.

    • @leeadkins2377
      @leeadkins2377 4 года назад +4

      Daniela 🤣I wish I thought of that, LMAO

    • @Keenan_lol_
      @Keenan_lol_ 4 года назад +1

      This was copied

    • @soka4939
      @soka4939 4 года назад

      Hmm i wonder where this was copied from surely he didnt copy this comment right?

    • @haroldinho9930
      @haroldinho9930 4 года назад

      Yh

  • @SophieCxt
    @SophieCxt 2 года назад +57

    As a kid myself, I honestly feel bad for the last mom. All she wants to do is hang out with her son and he’s just being rude and demanding towards her. Of course not all parents deserve children, but that mother was being so kind and sweet. I felt so bad for her:(

    • @xztaylaxz
      @xztaylaxz 2 месяца назад +5

      Don’t you see the way she’s touching him up

    • @_peanutyummysheels_
      @_peanutyummysheels_ 2 месяца назад +8

      @@xztaylaxz no seriously I was waiting for someone to say this !! I’ve seen this video before in another person’s reaction who mentioned it, and I was wondering if iwas the only one who clued in on the weirdness of it 😭
      No offense to daz but hearing him defend her was iffy for me to get past (not saying it’s his fault for not knowing ofc, I just wish it was pointed out and taken more seriously/lh)

    • @xztaylaxz
      @xztaylaxz 2 месяца назад +1

      @@_peanutyummysheels_ no honestly me and mum mum was watching it together and the way we looked at each other in disgust and then going through the comments to see people not saying anything about it made it worse

    • @Darothane2024
      @Darothane2024 Месяц назад

      I wondered if that video would be on here.

    • @xztaylaxz
      @xztaylaxz Месяц назад

      @@Darothane2024 wym

  • @damianireyes8279
    @damianireyes8279 4 года назад +2497

    mom: *gives me Xbox* me: *uses it* my mom: you weren’t suppose to do that

  • @vulmein
    @vulmein 4 года назад +603

    Daz: you shouldn't hit your kids!
    My Italian mom, picking up her wooden spoon: lol you thought

    • @diasy8710
      @diasy8710 4 года назад +19

      someone finally mentioning strict European parents.

    • @Iam_Moth
      @Iam_Moth 4 года назад +5

      Daz: You shouldn't hit your kids
      Me, when i'm older and the only thing that is wrong is that mah kids can't hear me: Lol, Then you're gonna hate my flip flop

    • @candika2346
      @candika2346 4 года назад +6

      Strict South African parents picking up a vase

    • @rexysmiles1129
      @rexysmiles1129 4 года назад +2

      Karen shut up Karen you didn’t respect the drip

    • @iliketoyeetityeetit9382
      @iliketoyeetityeetit9382 4 года назад +2

      Thought she hit you with spaghetti

  • @LeonJones2303
    @LeonJones2303 4 года назад +696

    The way he reacted.
    "I'm streaming"
    Rather than.
    "why did you do that?"
    Makes me think she's caused harm to him before.

    • @scribblingchaos7548
      @scribblingchaos7548 4 года назад +8

      Nicole Jones o

    • @Whateveridksomething
      @Whateveridksomething 4 года назад +19

      Yeah no shit

    • @mistid1485
      @mistid1485 4 года назад +12

      He probably screamed at his game in the middle of the night before.

    • @captain_powow
      @captain_powow 4 года назад +3

      @IHaveManyFandoms he looked like he was a character from the goonies. Idk.

    • @frickin_batz
      @frickin_batz Месяц назад

      I've seen that video before and with her rubbing his thigh and kissing on his face so much made me feel like she's been s3xual towards him or something and that's why he doesn't want to go spend time with her.

  • @LB_THE_NINJA
    @LB_THE_NINJA 3 года назад +38

    Shout out to everyone with shitty parents, I'm sorry you have to endure that, you deserve so much better

  • @shanediyson8381
    @shanediyson8381 6 лет назад +733

    *"I LOVE YOU NEIGHBORS"*

    • @hoodeane2995
      @hoodeane2995 5 лет назад +11

      Shane Diyson yo my neighbor is a dog he wanted to go to court

    • @tailsgamer7526
      @tailsgamer7526 3 года назад +1

      No think of the neighbours

    • @simplycaleb4781
      @simplycaleb4781 3 года назад

      Words of wisdom

  • @FAWKKKKKKKKKK
    @FAWKKKKKKKKKK 4 года назад +4724

    Hitting or yelling at kids just makes them angrier. My mom yells at me a lot and it never helps with my frustration, it makes me want to move out honestly.

    • @hilton_chloe.e
      @hilton_chloe.e 4 года назад +115

      SAME THO LIKE 😃 this ain’t solving anything

    • @ashinvisible1389
      @ashinvisible1389 4 года назад +115

      You just have to act happy even when she is shouting then she just leaves that’s what I do anyways

    • @FAWKKKKKKKKKK
      @FAWKKKKKKKKKK 4 года назад +15

      @@ashinvisible1389 wxactly!

    • @FAWKKKKKKKKKK
      @FAWKKKKKKKKKK 4 года назад +59

      @@hilton_chloe.e sad truth is my mother doesn’t realize it’s that harmful

    • @hilton_chloe.e
      @hilton_chloe.e 4 года назад +56

      @@FAWKKKKKKKKKK ikr Ik how you feel my mum is exactly the same she calls me hurtful words when she’s angry and Ik she doesn’t mean it but I can’t help but hate her for it besides it’s not like it’s once she always takes her anger out on me 😀

  • @united0019
    @united0019 6 лет назад +1186

    The “mom hit” is called _Momfu_ and it is trained high in the mountains of Guatemala. It’s a very sacred art, only moms can learn how to do so. Many have tried to learn this art, but all have failed. All moms know Momfu, but only some, a very small group of moms use it.

  • @braydenharper7911
    @braydenharper7911 3 года назад +10

    Daz :There is no reason for a parent to yell unless its something serious
    Also daz: LINDA!!!!

  • @Jacki3Claps
    @Jacki3Claps 5 лет назад +2385

    The guy who was getting yelled out for changing his mums email actually spent like 600dollaras on skins so that why she reacted the way she did

    • @EvaRemus
      @EvaRemus 5 лет назад +212

      Josh Shipley I was gonna say yeah, that’s the one thing I disagreed with Daz on. And from what I heard it was her money too, and he changed her email without her permission. Like that’s fucked up, and damn she should have beat his dumbass. Fr

    • @solxatt
      @solxatt 5 лет назад +148

      Shit.. like damn fact that he spent 600 dollars on skins is horrible and he even changed her email address.. shit

    • @lolajohnson6777
      @lolajohnson6777 4 года назад +19

      @Missy Stamps I think hes pic is cute 🙈

    • @gacha_nora278
      @gacha_nora278 4 года назад +10

      @@lolajohnson6777 boomer alert

    • @lolajohnson6777
      @lolajohnson6777 4 года назад +8

      @@gacha_nora278 Haha 😂

  • @q_shrimp_p8198
    @q_shrimp_p8198 4 года назад +616

    Me: *Has an argument with my mom
    My mom: *says horrible things to me and threatens me
    Me: I hate you!
    My mom: That hurt my feelings!

    • @thesickrockstar
      @thesickrockstar 4 года назад +28

      Me your feelings are hurt my fucking heart is destroyed

    • @Twiceuponaday
      @Twiceuponaday 4 года назад +15

      My GOODNESS if this isn’t my mom but she can tell me like weekly she wishes I was never born, parents are weird

    • @Lollygreen_23
      @Lollygreen_23 4 года назад +6

      Far_From_ Kin lemme just add on an extra bit
      Me: how do you think I feel 0_o

    • @dxnxxlx3485
      @dxnxxlx3485 4 года назад +6

      Yeah thats my mom when she told me shed rather strangled me after birth. Because she had another opinion as me.

    • @mestaz
      @mestaz 4 года назад +4

      That's emotional abuse

  • @yourlocaltrash7873
    @yourlocaltrash7873 3 года назад +1812

    "Don't hit your kids."
    My dad in the back: *laughs in using verbal manipulation*

  • @Kmn212
    @Kmn212 Год назад +7

    Daz: “don’t throw things at their heads” and “don’t hit or yell at your kids”
    Me: sitting here at 20 years old now having chronic severe social anxiety, chronic depression, PTSD, CPTSD, Bipolar disorder, BPD, etc. from the 13 years of verbal, mental, emotional , and physical abuse that I went through from my adoptive dad (I don’t have to deal with/see him anymore because my adoptive mom divorced him when she realized how horrible he was and when I finally spoke up about it when I turned 18) 🙁

  • @ArjunNair281
    @ArjunNair281 4 года назад +290

    Every kid has that moment when they’re so annoyed they want to hit back, but-but we don’t

    • @burntramenASMR
      @burntramenASMR 4 года назад +12

      We get *scared*

    • @LJHANINI
      @LJHANINI 4 года назад +13

      Because they will go super saiyan

    • @jaketaylor1046
      @jaketaylor1046 4 года назад +3

      If we do they go full back hand slap across the face

    • @emmabaumann5513
      @emmabaumann5513 4 года назад

      I pushed my father back lmaoo

    • @Cosmiccnevii
      @Cosmiccnevii 4 года назад

      @@jaketaylor1046 if I hit my mom she will get a built and hit across the face

  • @KikiNoneya
    @KikiNoneya 6 лет назад +1734

    My mom kicked me out because i didnt leave my room when i was home. I work 8 hours a day. Commute 2 hours TO and 2 hours FROM work, did her running around for her, took my sister to places she needed to go. So i was home maybe 10 hours a day. And i slept for 7-9 of them, depending on how exhausted i was. She charged me $400 a month to share the smallest room in the house with my 15 y/o sister (im 21) and kicked me out when i had $50 to my name. All because i didnt leave my room and was ‘doing nothing with my life’ lol

    • @bongoslep6953
      @bongoslep6953 6 лет назад +218

      oh shit... *I'm* *triggered*

    • @emmapage4558
      @emmapage4558 6 лет назад +47

      Kiki NoneYa all of that and u added lol at the end 😂😂

    • @mnkeydab812
      @mnkeydab812 6 лет назад +35

      Kiki NoneYa and Mobi Collusus i
      feel very bad for yo☹☹☹☹
      hope u r okie

    • @KikiNoneya
      @KikiNoneya 6 лет назад +40

      mønkey dab i am okay now. Still saving for a new apartment

    • @mnkeydab812
      @mnkeydab812 6 лет назад +21

      glad to hear that

  • @gracem678
    @gracem678 6 лет назад +1324

    “getting nerve struck by master woshi”
    😭😂😂😂

    • @SilasBlanc
      @SilasBlanc 6 лет назад

      heyitsgracee l

    • @ela536
      @ela536 6 лет назад +1

      heyitsgracee Roshi *

    • @ethanburrows4540
      @ethanburrows4540 6 лет назад +1

      RIP master woshi😭😭

    • @lilmario1314
      @lilmario1314 6 лет назад +2

      U got 666 likes on this comment

    • @impracticalsewing7071
      @impracticalsewing7071 6 лет назад +1

      My cousin got hit like that as a child and it caused her seizures. It doesn't have to be hard you just have to be hit enough times.

  • @elicanee8388
    @elicanee8388 3 года назад +22

    Daz: *I don’t think there is any reason for a parent to yell, unless it’s something serious.*
    My mom when helping me with homework in 5th grade: *WHAT DOES 5x23 EQUAL?!*

  • @rosscorrigan8675
    @rosscorrigan8675 4 года назад +1756

    daz: why do parents hit and throw stuff at their kids?
    my irish mother: *staring at me with a wooden spoon*

    • @carlyfarren5257
      @carlyfarren5257 4 года назад +6

      Paha yess

    • @lhall9697
      @lhall9697 4 года назад +6

      yes

    • @RunawayArtistX
      @RunawayArtistX 4 года назад +20

      shit.. a spoon? my dad literally carved a foot long and inch thick wooden paddle to hit us with!

    • @autisticlettuce
      @autisticlettuce 3 года назад +15

      OMG SAME IRISH MOTHERS ARE SO SCARY 😩😩

    • @dollophead926
      @dollophead926 3 года назад +13

      @T.J. Ryan WHAT THE FUCK YOU NEED TO CALL CHILDLINE OR THE POLICE WHAT THE FUCK

  • @Bluelighting-wq1gz
    @Bluelighting-wq1gz 3 года назад +1021

    DaZ is a good parent he talks to his kid instead of yelling or getting mad.

    • @EL01-h4c
      @EL01-h4c 3 года назад +1

      Mum left the chat

    • @undercoversimp6502
      @undercoversimp6502 3 года назад +3

      But Linda..

    • @denkikalimari1840
      @denkikalimari1840 3 года назад +1

      What about Linda

    • @sandrapatton8602
      @sandrapatton8602 3 года назад +4

      Or throwing things at their face
      Like... JESUS😭

    • @ddevil4980
      @ddevil4980 3 года назад

      Wow, you got all that from a comment eh? You kids will believe anything on the internet..

  • @aa.p.o1770
    @aa.p.o1770 6 лет назад +148

    the new Mortal Kombat character ‘mom’
    left,right,left,right,down,down
    **takes Xbox**
    “Clean your room!”
    *FATALITY*

  • @sophiag.5785
    @sophiag.5785 2 года назад +32

    i like how these kids aren't kids they're like 25, and their parents are kicking them out because of a GAME

    • @sicooper4230
      @sicooper4230 2 года назад +1

      Need to tke responsibility for themselves and not lean on mom and dad...simple.

    • @sophiag.5785
      @sophiag.5785 2 года назад +2

      @@sicooper4230 its understood but still its inly a game

    • @travel4328
      @travel4328 2 года назад +5

      @@sicooper4230 kicking out your kid isn’t going to do anything positive. If the parents were good parents since the beginning then their adult children wouldn’t be dependent on their parents. If you kick your kid out because of a game then you failed in all aspects.

    • @AkinoSominoCookierz
      @AkinoSominoCookierz 2 года назад +1

      @@sicooper4230 lmao theres a lot of them who pay bills dude, bot every adult who lives with their parents freeloads

    • @halfknight2310
      @halfknight2310 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@sicooper4230 in this day and age? firstly. most pay their parents so they can live with them. secondly. sometimes it isn't a choice. some people can't just afford to up and leave.

  • @rebelle_rose798
    @rebelle_rose798 4 года назад +416

    I wish Daz was like my parental security guard. He would’ve saved me a couple of times. 👊🏻💥 🤕🤣🤣

    • @rosedorada
      @rosedorada 4 года назад +5

      Rebelle_ Rose Same

    • @ThatPcGamerGuy
      @ThatPcGamerGuy 4 года назад +5

      Same I was getting screamed at for forgetting to put dishes away on stream 8000 people were watching

    • @callistocryptic
      @callistocryptic 4 года назад +2

      My parents scream whenever I'm on a call or something like that

    • @rebelle_rose798
      @rebelle_rose798 4 года назад +2

      ༻Moon Stone The Eclipse༺ innit 😖😭

    • @WhiteNise
      @WhiteNise 4 года назад +1

      The emojis worry me a little bit lmao

  • @blockishtunic1939
    @blockishtunic1939 7 лет назад +453

    I turned up my volume to hear that kid who pissed on the toilet seat, and I got a LITERAL heart attack when Daz came back on.

  • @TianaMurei
    @TianaMurei 3 года назад +1203

    Daz: don’t throw something at their heads
    My dad: *breaks the door down and walks in with a belt*

  • @stopboi3212
    @stopboi3212 3 года назад +6

    Daz : don't hit your kids
    My mother who is a mix of Cuban, Russian, and German : *laughs in toaster cord*

  • @Mari-rk6mp
    @Mari-rk6mp 4 года назад +822

    Daz: "Don't hit your kids!!!"
    Me: *gets flashbacks to my Mexican mother chasing me with a shovel*, "I didn't know that's a thing they can do"

    • @ashleykwena4931
      @ashleykwena4931 4 года назад +27

      Bro a shovel 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀.... This had me dead

    • @laolling7801
      @laolling7801 4 года назад +9

      Me: gets flashbacks to my dad with anger issues 😬

    • @krumiril6579
      @krumiril6579 4 года назад +10

      The shovel is the next generation chancla

    • @trinamorris5867
      @trinamorris5867 4 года назад +6

      Glass bottle 👌

    • @elijahsmith5549
      @elijahsmith5549 4 года назад +4

      A SHOVEL?!?!?!

  • @absolutebeginners5895
    @absolutebeginners5895 4 года назад +1028

    Daz not understanding why parents hit children:
    My croatian mom: *standing in the corner with a slipper*

    • @JaspreetKaur-ni9wg
      @JaspreetKaur-ni9wg 4 года назад +13

      Omg so true tho

    • @couchcrestation6464
      @couchcrestation6464 4 года назад +19

      I got a wooden spoon, hands, really the nearest thing

    • @rosemary3029
      @rosemary3029 4 года назад +8

      Me who had a lovable mum and will only yell at me if did something wrong :visible concern

    • @BattalionTornado
      @BattalionTornado 4 года назад +2

      HAHA, WE SERBS ARE BETTER!
      (nah still fuck you though we beat you in the yugoslav wars hahaha)

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 4 года назад

      @Potato Gamer omg do you need cps

  • @burntbananabreadisdaddy7536
    @burntbananabreadisdaddy7536 5 лет назад +2454

    My mother : *sMaCkS mE wItH bElT*
    Me: *cries*
    Mother : IF YOU KEEP CRYING IM GONNA GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY FOR

    • @ezra-jacksimas9613
      @ezra-jacksimas9613 5 лет назад +143

      My dad would do that. He'd smack me or "spank" me with a real leather belt then scream at me to stop crying before he gave me a reason to. I have a hard time crying now like at all

    • @budgiethedutchangeldragon782
      @budgiethedutchangeldragon782 5 лет назад +30

      That's literally my mom😂😂😂😂

    • @PogoDarnexx
      @PogoDarnexx 5 лет назад +32

      I feel like kids theses days would need some slapping. I got beaten too with different things when I was a kid and hey, I'm not an asshole nor a criminal xD just a "normal" adult.

    • @ragingoverwatch3052
      @ragingoverwatch3052 5 лет назад +44

      Wow your parents are assholes. Sorry. Someone had to say it.

    • @tianasparklez
      @tianasparklez 5 лет назад +26

      Y'all need to move out fr

  • @nonomanoga1216
    @nonomanoga1216 3 года назад +6

    I love how he says "My mic is over here. Sorry if I have been a bit distant thus far in the recording..." and he sounds the same in both mic positions lmao

  • @mariahmanning8352
    @mariahmanning8352 3 года назад +2550

    Daz:*ACTUALLY talks to his child instead of yelling*
    My mom: *laughs*👋👩🏻*slaps me*

  • @majimagoro8233
    @majimagoro8233 4 года назад +1423

    Mom: Tells son to move out.
    Son: ( He is ready to move out....)
    Mom: You are gonna leave your mommy ALONE?? 😢
    SON: O_o

  • @jasnotta519
    @jasnotta519 7 лет назад +2751

    The back of your head is the last part of your skull to develop, therefore it's softer and hurts alot more when hit

    • @Rusl4ncho
      @Rusl4ncho 7 лет назад +35

      Jaskaran Notta your a mom! 😯

    • @rooroo9216
      @rooroo9216 7 лет назад +68

      Isn't that where you're not allowed to hit in boxing and mma? I think it's something to do with the neck, spinal cord area.

    • @meemooooo
      @meemooooo 7 лет назад +54

      Jaskaran Notta So that's why it hurt when I fell in the shower.....

    • @scaraifiery7488
      @scaraifiery7488 7 лет назад +24

      Lol wtf? No it's not. Your skull is completely developed when you are born. What you mean is that's the last part of the skull to fuse together

    • @IamMissPronounced
      @IamMissPronounced 7 лет назад +65

      that's so fucked. Abusive mothers should be jailed

  • @Alexis-wu8cg
    @Alexis-wu8cg Месяц назад +3

    The second your mom sees you mock her, the only correct response is pure terror😂😂😂

  • @natalie615
    @natalie615 7 лет назад +612

    "they come to my window and i sing for them"

  • @michelemcarn9161
    @michelemcarn9161 4 года назад +131

    you know that feeling when your at a friends house and they start arguing with their mom. thats how i feel watching this 😂

  • @elizabeththefirst7337
    @elizabeththefirst7337 4 года назад +459

    Daz:it's somekind of mum Kung Fu
    Me: EVerYboDy wAs mUm fU fIghTInG

  • @shylakellems6520
    @shylakellems6520 3 года назад +4

    Honestly how many of Daz's fans are abused and or depressed or have been abused and this is one of the only outlets to be able to feel happy for a while me personally am dealing with depression myself and this helps a lot and you are an amazing dad

  • @Whoa_Dude_Really
    @Whoa_Dude_Really 5 лет назад +191

    “Don’t close the window I LOVE YOU NEIGHBORS”😂😂😂😂

  • @JRmusicandfishing
    @JRmusicandfishing 4 года назад +510

    8:05
    “It’s a form of mum Kung fu”
    I think you’re talking about mum fu

    • @Fire_Hydrant
      @Fire_Hydrant 4 года назад +11

      The taekwonLOVE TAP

    • @beebobean_7286
      @beebobean_7286 4 года назад +5

      Was just thinking this... missed opportunities

    • @emmaraingaming
      @emmaraingaming 4 года назад +4

      I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @elijahsmith5549
      @elijahsmith5549 4 года назад

      That's what I'm saying

    • @elijahellis8836
      @elijahellis8836 4 года назад

      I like how you comment explains your RUclips profile name 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rabbitnz4937
    @rabbitnz4937 7 лет назад +258

    Anyone else look at the OK in the background and just see a sideways stick man 😂

    • @samthevidg
      @samthevidg 7 лет назад

      Rabbit NZ yea

    • @Matt-cw9ex
      @Matt-cw9ex 7 лет назад +3

      queen vibez ikr I cant unsee it now

    • @aiso6845
      @aiso6845 7 лет назад +1

      I didn't realise it was an OK until now

    • @SomeOne-lo9bt
      @SomeOne-lo9bt 7 лет назад

      Rabbit NZ cuz no stop

    • @BLANKONTOP
      @BLANKONTOP 7 лет назад

      Haha I just saw it now

  • @aunajaewhite448
    @aunajaewhite448 3 года назад +5

    Daz is the type of guy to get mad about his mic and then defend himself for getting mad at himself for not having his mic lmfao awh love you daz!

  • @naelac8664
    @naelac8664 7 лет назад +216

    Daz is a good dad to his daughter

  • @thatgeeklaura6979
    @thatgeeklaura6979 7 лет назад +294

    I'm pretty sure the guy who yelled "I love you neighbours" was trying to be Michael Jackson 😂

    • @Dani_1012
      @Dani_1012 7 лет назад +16

      ThatGeekLaura That guy is my fucking spirit animal 😂😂😂 "I LOVE YOU NEIGHBOURS"

    • @thatgeeklaura6979
      @thatgeeklaura6979 7 лет назад +3

      I know things, Remember? 😂😂

    • @paigeoliver492
      @paigeoliver492 6 лет назад +11

      The part when he said they come to the window and I sing for them had me dead

    • @jessmillerz5736
      @jessmillerz5736 6 лет назад +2

      Huh?

    • @tradishdownunder7631
      @tradishdownunder7631 6 лет назад +1

      @@jessmillerz5736 lol

  • @giuliarutigliano528
    @giuliarutigliano528 3 года назад +580

    i was waiting for "JESSICA! did you sleep with your GODDAMN teacher?"

  • @Morcrax
    @Morcrax 5 месяцев назад +5

    THE FACT THE ONE ABOUT PORN AND THE ONE WHERE HE LOVES HIS NEIGHBOURS IS THE SAME STREAMER

  • @amandaprikule9456
    @amandaprikule9456 7 лет назад +729

    Daz must be an amazing parent x

    • @sougsquadyt4426
      @sougsquadyt4426 7 лет назад +1

      Amanda what's the x for

    • @The_Alumil
      @The_Alumil 7 лет назад +9

      Amanda HIS DAUGHTER HAS A RUclips CHANNEL YOU GUYS.

    • @humanskinnergames4520
      @humanskinnergames4520 7 лет назад +3

      whats it called im subbing

    • @ELL546
      @ELL546 7 лет назад +1

      Alumil what's his daughters channel

    • @AudenAdler
      @AudenAdler 7 лет назад

      the exploding creeper

  • @callumwallner4538
    @callumwallner4538 4 года назад +163

    Honestly I am jealous of his daughter she literally has like the best dad

  • @HannaSasmiitaofficial
    @HannaSasmiitaofficial 4 года назад +1895

    I’m honestly just gonna be the mom who joins there kid in the game

    • @samanthasmith4471
      @samanthasmith4471 4 года назад +40

      Joining on my own console mugging them all off ahahaha

    • @HannaSasmiitaofficial
      @HannaSasmiitaofficial 4 года назад +7

      @@samanthasmith4471 haha 🤣

    • @daniellehickey1580
      @daniellehickey1580 4 года назад +24

      This is so me :D played roblox with my daughter but she wanted me to give everything to her hahaha oh animal crossing too, gave her loads of bells and items haha

    • @mackenzieevans9467
      @mackenzieevans9467 4 года назад +11

      I’m gonna be that dad definitely

    • @mohamedahou1501
      @mohamedahou1501 4 года назад +10

      respect gamer mother

  • @leilanialibocas861
    @leilanialibocas861 Месяц назад +10

    14:14 Hey Daz, I really hope u do see this because the mom is actually in the wrong, i don't know if u noticed but the mom was being really touchy with her son, she was touching his lap and stuff like that so the son wasn't trying to be disrespectful he was trying to avoid her from touching him that's why he yelled he was streaming

    • @evidenttooth1777
      @evidenttooth1777 Месяц назад +2

      Do you have a mum?

    • @SomeoneisOK0
      @SomeoneisOK0 15 дней назад

      @@evidenttooth1777fr

    • @FUCKINGSLAYERRR666
      @FUCKINGSLAYERRR666 10 дней назад

      I think you dont know how it is to not have a mom in ur life but i would love for my mom to ask em to watch a movie or come hang out with her but she never will so look at from another persons perspective also just bc hes streaming doesnt mean that she cant touch her kid it came out of her didnt he the boy is just a prick

  • @daniellar.8927
    @daniellar.8927 5 лет назад +2586

    Parents: **says hurtful things and disrespects kid**
    Parent: **acts like nothing happened** Love you, godnight
    Kid: Goodnight
    Parent: You're not gonna say i love you back? I see how it is
    Kid: **makes excuse and cries for days**
    {This legit happened to me}

  • @emmascustomcloset
    @emmascustomcloset 5 лет назад +3221

    Mom: Time to go kids!
    Kids: K! *takes literally 5 seconds*
    Mom: HURRY UP LETS GO YOU TAKE FOREVER
    *in the car*
    Mom: Oh I forgot something *literally takes 2 hours to grab thing*
    Kid: Hurry up!
    Mom: Dont you yell at me I took less time than you
    Kid: *stares into camera like the office*

  • @ruby-ot9ht
    @ruby-ot9ht 4 года назад +1103

    I was really expecting “DiD yOu SlEeP wITh Mr. WiLsOn?!”

    • @aks_jey
      @aks_jey 4 года назад +31

      No way . I was actually expecting that too 😂😂

    • @tepichimazate
      @tepichimazate 4 года назад +16

      😭😂 IKR

    • @Akutagawaswife778
      @Akutagawaswife778 4 года назад +12

      Lol! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @logan616
      @logan616 4 года назад +7

      Ruby Paul-Baig yoooooo same

    • @bailey1909
      @bailey1909 4 года назад +11

      It's 2020 and this was made in 2017

  • @foxythepirate99-kl1ki
    @foxythepirate99-kl1ki 21 день назад +2

    THIS VIDEO STILL GETS ME 7 YEARS LATER 😭

  • @pink_strawberry4226
    @pink_strawberry4226 3 года назад +336

    I love how much Daz talks about his daughter, it’s just so wholesome.

  • @strange_hc
    @strange_hc 4 года назад +631

    I wish my parents were more like you.
    I might show this to them so then they can try and take after you.
    You seem like a cool dad, Daz.

    • @olivialovelle
      @olivialovelle 4 года назад +13

      Facts.

    • @xx_emma_xx4357
      @xx_emma_xx4357 4 года назад +14

      VaseTree he seems like he would allow there child to explain why if they did something bad

    • @tonipony4028
      @tonipony4028 4 года назад +8

      @@xx_emma_xx4357 I'm that kind of mum. Well id like to think I am. I'm a cool mom. 😜🤣

    • @HelloThere-jb3mq
      @HelloThere-jb3mq 4 года назад +4

      Toni Pony The type of mum everyone wants 😊

    • @reitakizawa
      @reitakizawa 4 года назад +1

      Yeah same.

  • @spliffin.stryker
    @spliffin.stryker 6 лет назад +499

    that last mom is just like my grandma and it pisses me off to no end
    anytime I even wear a Tokyo Ghoul shirt she says things like
    "I dont like that"
    "its gross"
    "its evil"
    "its bad for you"
    "what does that mean?"
    "whats that?"
    "why?"
    I cant stand it

    • @etanu8308
      @etanu8308 6 лет назад +35

      tokyo ghoul is my favourite manga you wear that shirt with pride mate

    • @alliyhadacian3211
      @alliyhadacian3211 6 лет назад +24

      Juuzou Suzuya same, everytime I want smth like a cosplay fr some anime my aunt or grandma would say
      “Tsk you just wasted your money on shit”
      “It’s too ugly”
      “Why do you waste your money on useless stuffs?”
      “It’s disgusting”
      “I don’t see a point on how you liked that shit”
      Rather than buying it, I’ll just cancel my order or if I already bought it I’ll end up not wearing it bc I think of what they would say... specially I’m asian parents here are strict af... they always humiliate you

    • @bongoslep6953
      @bongoslep6953 6 лет назад +7

      @@alliyhadacian3211 omfg ASIAN SQUAD ASSEMBLE (im asian and i can relate to this too well)

    • @bongoslep6953
      @bongoslep6953 6 лет назад +4

      *I* *AM* *TRIGGERED*

    • @bongoslep6953
      @bongoslep6953 6 лет назад +6

      I LOVE TOKYO GHOUL

  • @Abii-s
    @Abii-s 2 года назад +6

    Daz: “don’t hit your kid”
    My dad: *laughs in emotional abuse and grabs a wooden spoon*

  • @iansnyder9079
    @iansnyder9079 4 года назад +293

    I was crying of laughter when he was talking about the mom slap thing! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @payleeiv3057
      @payleeiv3057 4 года назад +10

      I starting smaking the back of my head so I would know to protect that spot

    • @hugojrleon6088
      @hugojrleon6088 4 года назад +3

      Same🤣🤣

    • @Fire_Hydrant
      @Fire_Hydrant 4 года назад +3

      I’m telling ya, that slap... THAT AINT NO FRICKIN JOKE!

  • @ouijaboy5637
    @ouijaboy5637 5 лет назад +185

    mom: turn the lights off when your done in the bathroom!
    me: turns light off
    mom: walks out and doesn't turn light off
    me: *blank stare"
    mom: STOP LEAVING THE LIGHT ON!

  • @kenmakin4505
    @kenmakin4505 4 года назад +631

    Me: gets a gift card from my mom and uses it
    My mom: why would you spend it

    • @kepherd6645
      @kepherd6645 4 года назад +14

      my parents don't care what I buy as long as it is something I can use and is age appropriate

    • @lizm757
      @lizm757 4 года назад +9

      My moms the opposite I try to hold on to things and save my money and she’s like oh I’m going shopping why don’t you use your gift card? I’m like no thanks I’m saving it for a rainy day 😂 once she used my gift card while I was at school and bought me clothes 😤

    • @oliviahernandez4590
      @oliviahernandez4590 4 года назад +2

      Todorokis side what? 👁👄👁 🧐

    • @suaymiofficial
      @suaymiofficial 4 года назад +2

      Same when my mom gives me a robux gift card she says U USED IT and I was like yea

    • @suaymiofficial
      @suaymiofficial 4 года назад +2

      and she always uses my money on clothes which I don’t mind

  • @thegirlnooneknows9280
    @thegirlnooneknows9280 2 года назад +2

    The move a mother pulls to “clip” the back of your head!! Classic 😂 me and my brother call it “getting clouted”

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon 2 года назад +1

      thats abuse. hitting kids is abuse

  • @sophiaholmes5521
    @sophiaholmes5521 5 лет назад +494

    Daz: “Vaping isn’t even that bad.”
    2019: “WeLl ActUaLLy!”

    • @b1oh4zard24
      @b1oh4zard24 5 лет назад

      Sorry Vampires you're bad for us says 2019

    • @moskiou_mushroom3232
      @moskiou_mushroom3232 5 лет назад +3

      2020: YeAh! WhAt SoPhIa sAiD!

    • @cheetahsqaud5280
      @cheetahsqaud5280 5 лет назад +4

      Well, vaping is better than smoking, so it's not that bad. Lots of people in my family vape

    • @ambergoodall568
      @ambergoodall568 5 лет назад +2

      I was looking for a comment like this was thinking this now 2020

    • @calaisgray4510
      @calaisgray4510 4 года назад +5

      Actually vamping is worse then smokes

  • @Primetime_inc
    @Primetime_inc 3 года назад +296

    I grew up on physical discipline. I'm 15 now and I just found out that it isn't normal. My mum used to hit me if I couldn't tie my shoes at 3 or I didn't know the answer to a question on my homework that she was supposed to help me with. She basically sat and watched TV with me doing everything on my own throughout my childhood. Also we can't forget the verbal and emotional abuse aswell.

    • @rakshithv6199
      @rakshithv6199 3 года назад +5

      Asian mum?

    • @mudhorn6450
      @mudhorn6450 3 года назад +2

      @@rakshithv6199 💀

    • @Primetime_inc
      @Primetime_inc 3 года назад +2

      @@rakshithv6199 no Jamaican. 😅

    • @thfjacksandison2658
      @thfjacksandison2658 3 года назад +6

      My dad used to smack me on then the head or hand or anywhere if I got one word wrong in a book and we had read everyday and I have dyslexia I thought it was normal tbh

    • @unaestrella1876
      @unaestrella1876 2 года назад +6

      I'm sorry :( I kind of have an opposite problem. My siblings always seem to be very disrespectful to my mum. I feel like as we grew up my parents became less strict. My mum is too nice for her own good though.. I really wished I had a normal family dynamic. I'm quite a shy and dependent individual and I can't stop thinking that if I had a set of parents who were more strict and just parented differently I would perhaps be more outgoing and do more things outside by myself. I don't know if I have social anxiety, and it's just me.

  • @godisdogspelledbackwards2927
    @godisdogspelledbackwards2927 6 лет назад +38

    That last one broke my heart.
    I would love to watch a movie and spend time with a loving mom like that.

  • @wendyjanetarot
    @wendyjanetarot 3 месяца назад +70

    Anyone here 2024?!

  • @sammich8295
    @sammich8295 5 лет назад +93

    My mom ALWAYS pulls the “I’m a bank to you” and I’m like I’m 14 I’m sorry I made a mistake lol

    • @i.s.f.s2667
      @i.s.f.s2667 5 лет назад +5

      M- Made
      O- Of
      M- Money

    • @calaisgray4510
      @calaisgray4510 4 года назад +5

      My mum goes
      ‘Do you think money grows on trees’
      Continues to buy my brother new clothes and buys something for my sister that she thinks she will like.

    • @joebeanj9262
      @joebeanj9262 4 года назад +3

      @@calaisgray4510 yeah how dare your parents by you clothes and food rather than expensive games thats so abusive

    • @angelicmercenary
      @angelicmercenary 4 года назад

      joebeanj what if they aren’t asking their mom for expensive games, you do know that sometimes parents only buy stuff for some of their kids and then the others get the, “I’m not made of money”

    • @joebeanj9262
      @joebeanj9262 4 года назад +1

      @@angelicmercenary games are expensive. all of them.

  • @Nvaehlo
    @Nvaehlo 6 лет назад +85

    Don't you love how parents hit you or "tap" you and they're like; "It doesn't hurt, fix your face!"

    • @whoisu254
      @whoisu254 6 лет назад +1

      Michaela Hall OH MY FUCKING GOD.
      Do we have the same mum?
      For the past few years I’ve developed horrible anxiety, I literally get so anxious about everything and anything, and my mum tells me to get my fat ass up and socialise, I’m basically killing myself from the inside out, then when I do go out, she’s screaming at me for going out, like wtf do u want from me?

  • @crimson5163
    @crimson5163 4 года назад +301

    There's a famous saying with Caribbean mothers, "If you don't hear, you'll feel" and that shit works 🤣🤣😂😂😭

    • @matthewthompson4848
      @matthewthompson4848 4 года назад +3

      Sadly that’s relatable

    • @crimson5163
      @crimson5163 4 года назад +1

      @@matthewthompson4848 i'm thankful for it tho lol

    • @Zephyr616
      @Zephyr616 3 года назад +6

      tell me you have abusive parents without telling me

    • @crimson5163
      @crimson5163 3 года назад +4

      @@Zephyr616 they're not abusive....
      literally only happened when i did extremely stupid shit, which wasn’t often so......

    • @Zephyr616
      @Zephyr616 3 года назад +6

      @@crimson5163 hitting a child is abuse, it doesn't matter if it's once or multiple times, there is never a reason to raise a hand to a minor, hell honestly I'm a pacifist, there is never a reason to raise a hand to anyone. Everything can be sorted through words. Violence is never an option.

  • @skelltenfredrick5183
    @skelltenfredrick5183 3 года назад +1

    Been a fan since I was 15 and now I’m 18 and in Uni and these videos bring me way too much comfort

  • @hannahazad6161
    @hannahazad6161 4 года назад +1378

    Is this just hitting everyone’s recommended in quarantine or just me?

    • @StawberryChameleon
      @StawberryChameleon 4 года назад +10

      Hannah Dearden yea it is hitting mine like my mom to the back of my head

    • @hannahazad6161
      @hannahazad6161 4 года назад

      Cookie Dragon it’s normally my dad that does the beating with me

    • @radioactivewolfeditz2639
      @radioactivewolfeditz2639 4 года назад +2

      naw im just rewatching everything ive already watch cause i dont have anything to do

    • @xfushnchupsx5912
      @xfushnchupsx5912 4 года назад +2

      Nah, I looked him up a while ago and thats why some are coming.

    • @darthpictus6445
      @darthpictus6445 4 года назад

      Yeah it is hitting my recommended feed

  • @novacain7850
    @novacain7850 7 лет назад +177

    Daz: Honey it's late lower your voice
    My Dad or Mum: *Beats Me*

  • @workrhymes
    @workrhymes 6 лет назад +77

    "What is streaming. I need to know."
    "Yeah you do."

  • @kalémsc
    @kalémsc 3 года назад +3

    As a guy that can’t deal with any kind of physical contact usually, even my mum just ushering me to move across the sofa or walk faster in public by placing a hand on my back or side and pushing slightly, even that makes me see red and physically recoil and shudder so i can’t imagine having a parent like this

  • @daisytodd5138
    @daisytodd5138 5 лет назад +192

    Daz: Buy microphones you can mute
    *spots mic across desk*
    Daz: 😐 well damn

  • @lunamoone5231
    @lunamoone5231 4 года назад +161

    When you talked about the “mum slapping on the head”, I instantly thought that another name for it could be....
    MUM-Fu!!!!!

    • @swampdoctor4834
      @swampdoctor4834 4 года назад +1

      Luna Moone that’s what I was thinking 😂😂😂😂

    • @kintaman6396
      @kintaman6396 4 года назад

      Same lmao

    • @kymanilion4743
      @kymanilion4743 4 года назад +1

      wai- wha- *WHAT*

    • @rileycox1895
      @rileycox1895 4 года назад +1

      Master Shi-fu smack

    • @rylee8537
      @rylee8537 4 года назад

      Why does this comment make me remember my fave childhood hood show, tree Fu tom. 😂

  • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
    @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 4 года назад +140

    Lately it feels like me sneezing is disrespectful to my mom 💀

  • @ウジムイェヘフー
    @ウジムイェヘフー Месяц назад +1

    This is my first time seeing someone who doesn't hit their kid what a great parent you are im sure you're daughter will grow up wonderfully

  • @smallproblems2648
    @smallproblems2648 5 лет назад +1164

    Me: *Does the dishes*
    Mom: *Adds dishes to sink and leaves the room*
    *Five minutes later*
    Mom: YOU BETTER GIVE ME A EXPLANATION AS TO WHY I SEE DISHES IN THE DAMN SINK YOUNG LADY!!!??!
    Me: Uh mom you put-
    Mom: I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSES
    Me: (╯ರ ~ ರ)╯︵ ┻━┻

    • @griffsivyer1336
      @griffsivyer1336 5 лет назад +5

      🤣_|___|_ help

    • @cheetahsqaud5280
      @cheetahsqaud5280 5 лет назад +6

      I never cleaned the dishes, and if I did, my mom would not put more dirty dishes in there

    • @amaliewright6862
      @amaliewright6862 5 лет назад

      Conversation with my mam

    • @calvin1419
      @calvin1419 4 года назад +2

      (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 года назад

      LOL

  • @wavynation5734
    @wavynation5734 5 лет назад +78

    DAZ: Stay dazzling...
    Me: *says “HA” along with him*

  • @xUSEC-Scooterx
    @xUSEC-Scooterx 4 года назад +616

    Daz: he is too young for CoD
    Me who played GTA San Andreas while i was still in my highchair: "pathetic"

    • @jayf5084
      @jayf5084 4 года назад +6

      Nice joke

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 3 года назад +5

      this is just bad parenting, if you leg a young kid play a more adult video game the parent has to play with them make sure they don't see anything that scares them.

    • @xUSEC-Scooterx
      @xUSEC-Scooterx 3 года назад +5

      @@Ilivepuppys if you don't let your kid play adult games you are raising sissies

    • @outofsight6147
      @outofsight6147 3 года назад +12

      Uhm, so basically, I always played gta when I was three or four and I would always follow the laws, waiting at stop lights, and never hitting people. Then my sister would take the controller and go run over ten people in a row.

    • @angel79nunn
      @angel79nunn 3 года назад +1

      @@Soph-TV same

  • @valentames9849
    @valentames9849 3 года назад +2

    Am I only the only one that comes to watch Daz’s videos on down days because he just makes me feel comfortable and he ALWAYS puts a smile on my face.