Whenever I hear the host say, "Surrender your weapon", I immediately imagine a scenario where the guy goes feral and just uses the weapon to kill everyone.
LOL! A LOT of people I know would take offense to someone telling them to "surrender their weapon." I know them and know they wouldn't do it, and neither would I. I know the people on the show aren't saying it menacingly; but, thems fightin' words where I come from :-)
This show is actually really enjoyable. It has a healthy blend of knowledgeable craftsmen forging things, and people swinging objects at other objects.
@@theprogrammer32 well what would you know most of that stuff they talk on the show is really important if you are interested in blacksmithing or are a blacksmith(part or full time) if you just see this show for the first time you would think that they are a bunch of clowns talking out of their ass and randomly hitting hot steel but try doing it i bet you wouldnt make something that even remotely looks like any sort of knife
@@theprogrammer32 the testing is also where you are wrong ues maybe they go overboard on some tests but you would be surprised that not any knife could go through apples like that even though it looks like an easy task the craft of knifemaking and blacksmithing is waay more in depth that you could imagine
@@notsomexicanufo Yeah. I do blacksmithing as a hobby, and cutting an apple clean through is basically a rite of passage in blade making. You gotta get the bevel and weight good enough to the point that the momentum of the sword alone cuts through the apple without pushing it.
@@Hypergen- yeah i know i do some blacksmithing too but what im saying its hard to get a razor sharp blade from scraps of steel or whatever in 3 hours its a lot of hard and stressful work
"dude you're a fuckin loser. why didn't you make it sharp. get off my show." "but... i was trying to make it strong--" "sounds like something a loser would say"
Yeah take that old people! Me:but youre turning into an older man every second every hour every year (insert the guy with the gun pointed to his head by himself)
Actual blacksmiths: have different technology for different blades that have different purpose Tv blacksmiths: here is metal scrap, make a lightsaber in 3 hours
Well its a competition, its not meant to portray how one does their smithing in their normal life. A lot of these guys even say its intense and not how they would do it themselves.
@@netherdominater9960 I who is not even a blacksmith, just having some knowledge a out sword and smithing cant bear watching this show. Its pain to just watch them do and talk stupid sh1t. And penguinz0 obviously has no idea wtf he’s talking about.
@@BlueFlamer Oh, man... You missed it. In a blade group I'm part of, we have a meme war every time one of us appears on the show. My episode had some HILARIOUS memes. I don't feel any particular way about it, I guess. Just happy to be a part of all this, really.
Yeah forging a good blade takes waaaaay longer than 3 hours, what's the point? are they being trained just in case we need swords made in 3 hours we can get one that's just barely sharp enough and put together and can cut 2 french fries?
That Skill only applies when the ottomans are on the horizon and some idiot sold all the swords in the city so you have to forge new weapons from cutlery or some shit
The dude actually says “it will K.E.A.L.” Which stands for: K -keep E -everyone A -around L -living Which means you can protect yourself and others with it
I've been watching this show on-off regularly w/ my dad, and I've never actually seen any of the episodes where a blade fails so catastrophically that it just falls in two.
As funny as Charlie is, I'm not sure he understands how knives work. For a knife to cut straight through that many apples and not just knock them over it would have to be extremely sharp
You should host your own version of this called “swords: weebs vs hillbillies” but have a hillbilly weeb who feels conflicted about what team he’s on. I’d watch at least 20 episodes of that!
@@hazenroller-olson7065 I have a cousin named Gadour (pronounced gator) who’s a hillbilly weeb and would almost certainly compete in this, and probably place if I’m honest. He has a tattoo of his Waifu holding American and Japanese flags like a racing flag girl. He’s wild and needs a reality show for sure!
happens to me sometimes, it'll just recommend full movies. Usually B movies, animated knock off trash. I feel like youtube's calling me out in some way
0:52 "they look like they're about to go to the Renaissance faire to hit on some underage girls." That's actually how they got their start. They joined the 3 day blacksmith apprenticeship program as a cover, one thing led to another, and now they are all here.
I imagine that Tom forgot to make his sword and on the morning it was due he was desperately searching every antique shop and consignment store for something passable.
Whenever I hear the host say, "Surrender your weapon", I immediately imagine a scenario where the guy goes feral and just uses the weapon to kill everyone.
actually though who doesn't imagine that
"Please surrender your weapon"
"Oh yeah, I'll surrender my weapon...surrender it through all y'alls skulls"
HALT YOU HAVE COMMITTED TREASON
LOL! A LOT of people I know would take offense to someone telling them to "surrender their weapon." I know them and know they wouldn't do it, and neither would I. I know the people on the show aren't saying it menacingly; but, thems fightin' words where I come from :-)
@@Yeetyeti69 PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
This show is actually really enjoyable.
It has a healthy blend of knowledgeable craftsmen forging things, and people swinging objects at other objects.
@@theprogrammer32 well what would you know most of that stuff they talk on the show is really important if you are interested in blacksmithing or are a blacksmith(part or full time) if you just see this show for the first time you would think that they are a bunch of clowns talking out of their ass and randomly hitting hot steel but try doing it i bet you wouldnt make something that even remotely looks like any sort of knife
@@theprogrammer32 the testing is also where you are wrong ues maybe they go overboard on some tests but you would be surprised that not any knife could go through apples like that even though it looks like an easy task the craft of knifemaking and blacksmithing is waay more in depth that you could imagine
@@notsomexicanufo Yeah. I do blacksmithing as a hobby, and cutting an apple clean through is basically a rite of passage in blade making. You gotta get the bevel and weight good enough to the point that the momentum of the sword alone cuts through the apple without pushing it.
@@Hypergen- yeah i know i do some blacksmithing too but what im saying its hard to get a razor sharp blade from scraps of steel or whatever in 3 hours its a lot of hard and stressful work
Mexican UFO Yeah I wasn’t disagreeing with you, just adding onto it.
FYI: No apples were ever harmed at X Games.
This is great
No way lmao
Wtf lmao
Holy fucking shit
The official X Games account lmao
I really want to see Charlie as an actual judge on this show purely for the lack of knowledge he has combined with his enthusiasm all the same.
"dude you're a fuckin loser. why didn't you make it sharp. get off my show."
"but... i was trying to make it strong--"
"sounds like something a loser would say"
@@Marispider I could see that
Yeah take that old people!
Me:but youre turning into an older man every second every hour every year (insert the guy with the gun pointed to his head by himself)
"Old people are just better at everything"
*old man's blade fails at everything*
Atleast he got an emote
NyxNay hey it was his final blade old people also get worn out easily😂
The old man won tho
@@carcotasu081 no
The old man was good at making a bad blade
Old people:
+10 intellect
-10 technology
- 4 agility
+ 7 charisma
Anatidaephobia hahaha funni wholesome 100 but with a +
What dose that meen
Is it bad 😡
Anatidaephobia He’s doing it for attention.
Wtf did I just witness
Thanks for showing my episode. I’m the guy in the Texas shirt. That FIF is harder than we make it look ;)
That's epic!
texas gang
What's uuuuuuuup bro
Hey mr.fry, tell jared i said hi
Good job my dude
*crafts a holy sword that shoots lasers and can kill God in one swing*
Local blacksmith NPC: Not too shabby. Apprentice level work, but solid.
@Sightless_Seeker the best questline in skyrim
Mere mortals can't comprehend the power of Enuma Elish
fuckin punks let’s see you do it better amirite?
@@mercurianrepublic5943 someone doesn't know how to joke around
Holy sword that shoots lasers and kill gods
Do you mean the master sword
Actual blacksmiths: have different technology for different blades that have different purpose
Tv blacksmiths: here is metal scrap, make a lightsaber in 3 hours
Which is why as a hobbyist blacksmith, I avoid watching these shows...
I mean there needs to be some sort of gimmick for the show to be entertaining
Well its a competition, its not meant to portray how one does their smithing in their normal life. A lot of these guys even say its intense and not how they would do it themselves.
yeah this show seems like dumb fun. they all have the same odds but a lot of it is probably based on luck i would imagine
@@netherdominater9960 I who is not even a blacksmith, just having some knowledge a out sword and smithing cant bear watching this show. Its pain to just watch them do and talk stupid sh1t. And penguinz0 obviously has no idea wtf he’s talking about.
The modified cleaver walks like a mortal kombat character
Gigachad
2:40 Damn.
Kyle Vidrine a
I thought Jason was coming after me
Dang
this would be cooler if when a contestant loses, he gets beheaded with his own weapon
Marshall Tucker one can dream
A man can only dream...
veneptium except they’d never die cuz their sword sucks ass
I believe there's a word for such moments. The old man would certainly know...
If they lost their sword would most likely break or bend around their neck xD
"Look at the wiggliness!"
I don't think Charlie understands swords
Not many people do, nor should.
tbh that looked like a little too much flexibility.
Cheap Tactics actually that was pretty good, the flexibility of most longer swords tends to be extremely underestimated.
@@nickrogers3624 yeah everyone thinks bastard swords should be built like knives or something
Ohhh god forbid he doesnt have a katana off of Ebay like a neckbeard
I see you have found my episode. Greetings from Spicy Mike. Thanks for sharing what we do!
Wait are you the actual dude from the show? how is this comment not higher?
@@dominicpiovesan1715 I am. Lol. Won my episode. But just not as many likes, most likely.
@@SpicyMike319 damn looks like you're the real deal. A+ episode.
I've always wondered, how does it feel seeing yourself as a meme? What do you think about it?
@@BlueFlamer Oh, man... You missed it. In a blade group I'm part of, we have a meme war every time one of us appears on the show. My episode had some HILARIOUS memes. I don't feel any particular way about it, I guess. Just happy to be a part of all this, really.
'You have 3 hours to cobble something together and then we're gonna shit all over it'
I love the formula.
Nam flashbacks to midterms.
Yeah forging a good blade takes waaaaay longer than 3 hours, what's the point? are they being trained just in case we need swords made in 3 hours we can get one that's just barely sharp enough and put together and can cut 2 french fries?
That Skill only applies when the ottomans are on the horizon and some idiot sold all the swords in the city so you have to forge new weapons from cutlery or some shit
Nah it only take like 1 or 2...
Days
your image looks like a shy lego character
poor tom. when his sword got bent he almost cried. i felt really bad for that man
I heard he actually ended up winning this like 3 times though so it had a happy ending
@@Batchall_Accepted no way
@@dhawalsharma946 sheesh, dude made it
Same ☹️☹️☹️
"he didn't break through it, he just broke the chain"
JUST broke the *chain*
Chunky Monky ah yes the *chain*
tbh he just pulled the wood down so much the fucking chain collapsed
no biggy just broke the chain instead of the wood
fleetwood mac wants to know your location
I’ll have you know as a Walmart employee I do in fact forge the sharpest blades known to man
Heimlich? Man, you havent changed since bug's life. How you doing
Pretty sure you just have an edge of glory in the back. It makes a butter knife sharper than a katana.
@@Jebu911 We had one of at a factory I worked at, used it on a letter opener, now it's a skin opener
In the mines of moria
The dude actually says “it will K.E.A.L.”
Which stands for:
K -keep
E -everyone
A -around
L -living
Which means you can protect yourself and others with it
or it means youre a dyslectic serial killer, depends which side of the coin you prefer
@@xaroz904 *dyslexic
seems like you're one too
@@MaxC_1 the risk i took was calculated, but damn am i bad at maths
@@xaroz904 props to you for admitting you were wrong
It's Keep Everyone Alive Longer
1:05 watching Charlie stop mid sentence when the blade broke was like watching that one skeksis watching the other skeksis chop the stone in half
This moment had my dying!
"Gtfoutta here!"
Yeah I love that part, Stops mid sentence: "Get the fuck out here"
@@s.b.4228 "Is this a joke to you?"
The Dark Crystal💜
My favorite types of comments are the extremely niche references like this one. Thanks for making my day
I actually love this show, love seeing the historical weapons
same
It's a fun show.
Best game show
Same
Yeah
I’m pretty sure that Ben ends up becoming a judge on this show too. That’s cool
Indeed
He does
Fan favorite and TWO times forged in fire champion*
@@mfkrabs9089 I'm pretty sure he's won at least 3 times if not 4 as of now! He's honestly my favorite judge aside from Doug
Two time champion on the show as well.
I felt so bad for Tom when his sword bent. He looked like he was about to cry.
Your fleshlight did sustain some damage in the test but, it weel keel
We need Charlie to make a Forged In Fire parody video instead of swords he and other people test out fleshlights in various ways
Forged in cock
Forged in Fleshlight
Fapped in flesh
1:10 I love every time charlie does that faux-anger “get out. who do you think you are? is this a joke to you?!” It’s my favorite thing about these
“I’ve made it tough enough to chop through Vietnam bushes if need be”
lmao
Sightless_Seeker everyone be gangster until the trees start talking
Don't underestimate the durability of Vietnam bushes
Everybody gangsta untill agent orange drops
Nice thought FBI, thanks for sharing.
@@breastmilkgaming let's not forget all that great Deet!
"Taken Down by a Two Inch Rope"
A porno featuring our boy Charlie.
LOL
Two inches? His penis is the same size as him!
“Make this blade with this metal that shouldn’t be used to make blades in 3 hours then we’ll mutilate it”
6:30
“Look at the wiggliness, its like an uncooked noodle.”
Huh?
I don't think he understands the criticality of the wiggly blade.
@KingtoaGod Ah. Wait holy crap this was 6 months ago?
@KingtoaGod now one month ago, happy commentday my guys!
He meant the cow
uncooked noodles are hard tho so
you should go on forged in fire with a legendary custom fleshlight
Just put a butterknife in the pussy but superglue it in for functionality
It weel fock
this comment was so ahead of its time
Sean z Forged in Fleshlight.
1:08 I love that he just goes silent and lets the metal clang on the ground.
yes this is indeed what we call a dramatic reaction
I watched one not long back and the dude was like "I'm confident mine will pass all the tests"
First test: *Breaks on the first hate*
"Breaks on the first hate"
"You're a stupid piece of shit worthless blade and you're probably adopted!"
Blade: *breaks*
@@Schytheron you sir made my day
@@Schytheron Fare Thee Well Sides
I absolutely love how he accidentally let his interest seep through when the swords malfunction 😆 . Such a fantastic show
possible puzzles I know right, he’s like “what is this absolute shit” then goes right to full Darth Vader “NOOOOOOO”
These dudes are like “I’m gonna take five chops at the heart of this dying star” and are shocked when it breaks the swords
I've been watching this show on-off regularly w/ my dad, and I've never actually seen any of the episodes where a blade fails so catastrophically that it just falls in two.
“He cut though a hotdog”
“Oh that’s a rope”
Imagine if when the judges said “surrender your weapon” the contestant just said no and ran away.
Watching people's blades fail gives me satisfaction in a maniacal way
I ejaculate to most failures
@@f.b.lagent1113 so to your yourself?
@Sightless_Seeker doesn't have the perk that allows him to upgrade an enchanted sword
It's the lack of those dagger crafting skills us pros have! 800 daggers and going!
Snapmare I think that’s sadism, but fact check me on that
Me: **spends two hours slaying a dragon in skyrim**
Charlie in the background: What a weak fucking sword lmao
Do you just play Charlie’s videos to act as white noise while you play Skyrim?
Me: *spends two hours slaying a bandit in fallout*
Charlie in the background: What a weak fucking gun lmao
@@highlander6573yeah and i listen to his videos when i study too LMAOOO
1:08The actual emotions running through this man's head are amazing
I love how he stopped mid sentence when the blade broke and scolded the guy like a highschool teacher.
But could they cut through vasily's slap?
You can't cut through a mountain.
the odds of that happening is $1.02
you have better odds wrestling a bear
@@ragingcanadian9526 the only difference is a bear might show mercy and let you live.
Vasily could go on this show and just use his bare hand to pass all the tests
As funny as Charlie is, I'm not sure he understands how knives work. For a knife to cut straight through that many apples and not just knock them over it would have to be extremely sharp
Charlie's a YT millionaire and only buys the highest quality Walmart knives. He doesn't relate to the dull blades we peasant folk have to deal with
@@deejones0071 amazing response to this bullshit can’t take a joke comment
Made me laugh
I could probably do that with a butter spreader if I tried real hard
@@Flameytastic I’m sure they can take a joke, they’re just stating a fact lol
@@zer0545 true but Charlie most likely did not actually think it’s be able to cute through every apple lol
I like to tell dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs.
*likes*
Take this, and fuck off
☠️☠️☠️
My snake just died and I saw this and it made me laugh a little thank you :)
Dammit
Forged in fire is actually a good show
That my good sir is correct.
Its aleast macho which is a rare find on tv these days
SJGsmooth this was hilarious.
N-word Surfer not homophobia big boy
How did a statement about a tv show turn into this
“I made it tough enough to chop through Vietnam brushes if need be...wars not over Nealson” BRUH THAT SHIT HAD ME ROLLING
tom was so sad when his blade broke
ily tom
To be fair, they get much less time than it normally takes to make a blade.
.....It's still pretty funny, though.
One Rad Bird not mention that half of them don’t understand how to maintain momentum in a strike
Just imagine forging a complete knife in 6 damn hours. Every single one of those who managed to pull it off deserve praise.
I love how serious he seems at 1:12
"Get the f*** out here!"
"Is this a joke to you?"
“He’s just walking around like the terminator” lmfaaooo I dides
Dides
@@peterrobins9977 dides
Dides is actually a word and the comment still kind of makes sense.
Colton Pozniak Dides
did you just dides
I love this show and now I feel like I just need to watch it all with Charlie's commentary.
Welp. To bad they took all the episodes off youtube.. yes I'm angry wanna fight about it lol.. family Guy anyone?
2:37 I can't tell if this guy looks more like a GTA Online character, or a Splatoon character.
7:08
Tom: I know with this things going to cut ...I’m ready
(Thing almost kills somebody)
Yeah it was gonna cut him on half
I love it when that guy says
"Your blade, will *KEEEL* "
I want to KEEEL him. It might take a while but you can kill somebody with a butter knife.
You should host your own version of this called “swords: weebs vs hillbillies” but have a hillbilly weeb who feels conflicted about what team he’s on. I’d watch at least 20 episodes of that!
At the end of the first season he decides he'll be on his own team, and season 2 follows him single handedly going up against the two other teams
@@marsmurderer9868 Yeah! I know a couple Hillbilly Weebs I can send in for casting.
Congratulations you just made me laugh hard enough to wake up my dog across the room 😄
@@hazenroller-olson7065 I have a cousin named Gadour (pronounced gator) who’s a hillbilly weeb and would almost certainly compete in this, and probably place if I’m honest. He has a tattoo of his Waifu holding American and Japanese flags like a racing flag girl. He’s wild and needs a reality show for sure!
No blade is superior to Flex Tape!
With the power of Flex Tape, you can even cut a boat in half!
AND THEN FIX IT!
When they were both holding their blades at the end their, I thought “you will bow use your blades to fight to the death in gladiatorial combat.”
"This guy read a mean comment on Reddit" Looool I'm dead
You're like the mystery science theater 3000 of random youtube videos
Why are my recommendations after this video a bunch of old movies?
Recommendations are based on viewing habits. That means at some point you watched something relating to a old movie.
Nero 12345543210 not true
Nero 12345543210 it recommends me moviesfor certain videos
@@SavonSays believe it or not but that's how recommendations work, it only takes one video for it to recommend tons.
happens to me sometimes, it'll just recommend full movies. Usually B movies, animated knock off trash. I feel like youtube's calling me out in some way
5:04 Charlie, my 65 year old grandpa is a genius in anything involving electric and video games
Day 27 of asking Charlie to put the shrek movie onto the moist meter
the odds of this working is $1.02
I would like to bump this comment a step further into existence
While I hate these comments I think it is safe to say Charlie would give Shrek atleast 95%
I upvoted to 68. I guide others to a treasure I can't possess
Void Haus no
4:13 "How dumb do you feel? You just got beat by a fucking rope."
Outlaws form the 1800's want to know your location.
I want to see a person bring the edge of glory on the show.
If that there katana was double edged his dam arm would be gone
3:34
"You must slash through the strongest material, fleshlight armor."
A sword being "wiggly isn't really bad" it means the sowrd won't bend. A katan doesn't flex so it bends stays bend a longsword bends and goes back
Isn't Doug a Filipino Silat expert with a Karambit? That man is basically Killer Bean with a knife
Im pretty sure he's an air force veteran
@@kennyrgb2700 I've watched some of his Karambit Silat videos and those shits are wild af
The best blade is the one capable of cutting Charlie's hair
0:52 "they look like they're about to go to the Renaissance faire to hit on some underage girls."
That's actually how they got their start. They joined the 3 day blacksmith apprenticeship program as a cover, one thing led to another, and now they are all here.
cant wait for charlie to be on this series next season
The difficulty in making these knifes is the 3 hour time limit
Ramsay would require them to be ready in 15 minutes and then complain that they taste like shit
That was so adorable when he got concerned about Doug.
I think we can all agree that although he has a vocabulary of a veteran sailor his content is wholesome and we appreciate him ☺️👌🏽
7:20 "It Will No Longer Cut
I can't believe they invited Tyler1 to annihilate some ropes and crates.
This part always gets me 😂😂😂
5:38
That old man just sharped his knife with the edge of glory.
This is the first time I’ve seen this show but I already trust Doug with my life
1:08
"Yeah i think the celtic- *Anime gasp*"
“Like an uncooked noodle” noodles are hard before they’re cooked my guy
Did he just say "i dont see how you can possibly fail this" to chopping into a metal bar on a barrel? Wtf
I imagine that Tom forgot to make his sword and on the morning it was due he was desperately searching every antique shop and consignment store for something passable.
Tom: "It will cut."
The swords: *bent and piece broke off*
Looking to protect yourself? Or deal some damage?
Lmfao
what ya buying?
I'll buy it at a high price
Mans steel is legendary. All I ask is a fair chance
Got some good pieces out here, if you're looking to buy. More inside.
Lmao Charlie trying to rag on Forged in Fire and then realizes how interesting the show is.
Your pic goes so well with your name
@@gryla5290 same to you homie
That whole segment plus commentary from 2:36 - 4:18 was legit pure gold
"They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong!"
What are the odds that one of their blades are gonna break?
I’d say $1.02
😂
How long is this trend from the 2nd video about that old game who made fun of gamers gonna continue its been going for like 2 weeks
@@willdebest432 i second that , its so redundent and memes nowadays dont age so well because of such acts
The now now, great album
Every time a blade snaps on this show it’s always some anime level suspense
*I could UNIRONICALLY* see myself watching this for real for some reason
It's an interesting show
I'd watch it just to see different kinds of blades that exist.
7:35 is like in lego ninjago when Kai makes that really bad sword
Well if that ain’t a reference and a half
Charlies videos are an interesting medium between wanting to hear the show and then realizing your in a reaction video.
1:18 Aang's come a long way
when tom's blade got bent, I thought of a cartoon *BOING* sound.
3:48
So funny hahaha like the terminator
Penguinz0: I don’t play games I haven’t played games since... I was a child
Everyone else: *Press X to doubt*
You mean Charlie
Basel ツ *cough* yeah
I like the episode where that one guy says he’s gonna “cut these hams”.
My dad is 38.
When he was younger he and hes team won the Europes day of defeat champions ship. Hes a true gamer.
Every time I watch this video “I made it tough enough to chop through Viet-nam” gets me
I just got out the shower, and I gotta say, *im feelin saucy*