A Kitchen's Worst Nightmare

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @Hwyadylaw
    @Hwyadylaw 5 лет назад +30018

    I think Charlie's standards for good food are:
    1. It doesn't kill you
    2. It has no lettuce

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 5 лет назад +301

      @N-word Surfer
      IM CRYING
      THE MAN WOULD RESEMBLE WHAT HE'S EATING

    • @sheepersjeepers4953
      @sheepersjeepers4953 5 лет назад +124

      Ayyy lmao I’m literally shaking and crying rn 😭 Charlie would never do this

    • @stinkylittleguy86
      @stinkylittleguy86 5 лет назад +136

      4. Even more extra mayo

    • @codenamecrisis9679
      @codenamecrisis9679 5 лет назад +20

      No mayonnaise

    • @Taenlyn
      @Taenlyn 5 лет назад +28

      What about the heaping spoonfulls of cool whip?

  • @JackS425
    @JackS425 5 лет назад +21446

    I will not sit here and let a little man who thinks scallops should be rubbery lecture me on lettuce usage.

    • @uglylemon4747
      @uglylemon4747 5 лет назад +941

      He really does have shit tastes smh

    • @octavecrush
      @octavecrush 5 лет назад +137

      LMAOOO

    • @kats-haven7879
      @kats-haven7879 5 лет назад +41

      Agreed 😤

    • @MozzieFoxDoThing
      @MozzieFoxDoThing 5 лет назад +498

      @Sylis TM I don't think Critikal needs a white knight, honey. He can handle himself.

    • @PeterTeamExtreme
      @PeterTeamExtreme 5 лет назад +218

      Sylis TM come over and let me make you dinner then bitch

  • @Kuroganekisaki
    @Kuroganekisaki 4 года назад +14142

    I love how every one of Charlie's attempts to dunk on the show reveals how little he knows about food. Bless his short, short heart.

    • @xqcumber1664
      @xqcumber1664 4 года назад +77

      Lmao

    • @skeletor_2012
      @skeletor_2012 4 года назад +751

      He is indeed short but his heart is big

    • @Mona-.-
      @Mona-.- 4 года назад +58

      i shove lollipop in dog's ass and sold it please change that name

    • @haleyleyley8951
      @haleyleyley8951 4 года назад +15

      @@skeletor_2012 no please dont change that name

    • @graefus
      @graefus 4 года назад +26

      @@skeletor_2012 don't change the name but correct it please. Either shoved either sell.

  • @alejandrojimenez144
    @alejandrojimenez144 3 года назад +8120

    Food: *explodes like a pimple*
    Gordon: "Gross"
    Charlie: "That looks good"

    • @AllThingsBread
      @AllThingsBread 3 года назад +245

      Charlie is the true food critic here

    • @psychopompous489
      @psychopompous489 3 года назад +13

      Yeah but pimples are only gross because it's puss. The stuff that's filling the food so much it's overflowing is *flavor* you lettuce eater.

    • @damno.1376
      @damno.1376 3 года назад +138

      Pus is also flavour

    • @crystalwu7400
      @crystalwu7400 3 года назад +209

      @@damno.1376 I think I puked a little

    • @4nt3lol90
      @4nt3lol90 3 года назад +12

      It rlly did tho

  • @weardrake
    @weardrake 5 лет назад +9834

    ITT we learned Critikal has never eaten good food in his life

    • @andrewright4370
      @andrewright4370 5 лет назад +184

      it's time for him to open his own "Joe's dinner"

    • @nerdicus15
      @nerdicus15 5 лет назад +259

      He's the type of dude to order Steak at IHOP

    • @Ze-55
      @Ze-55 5 лет назад +36

      Who's critikal his name is penguin0

    • @temmink2012
      @temmink2012 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah & he should hire Jack as head chef

    • @TheDictatorsKingdom
      @TheDictatorsKingdom 5 лет назад +35

      @@Ze-55 penguinz0

  • @kirathekinkshamed3327
    @kirathekinkshamed3327 5 лет назад +11262

    "If you willingly get lettuce on your burger you've lost my respect"
    Ok mr crunchy scallop you and your respect can enjoy

    • @robertdyer8614
      @robertdyer8614 5 лет назад +536

      It ain't crunchy it's RUBBERY.

    • @iamunrated1247
      @iamunrated1247 5 лет назад +90

      Anthony Migliaccio how civilized. Now get ignored by girls like you are used to

    • @rantymcrant-pants9536
      @rantymcrant-pants9536 5 лет назад +74

      @@anthonymigliaccio3492 We all think you are amazing...
      ... Though would prefer it if you dropped this shit. No one cares for your 12 year olds insults and honestly, the whole 'kys' thing is just showing you to be an absolute awful person with a complete lack of character. Like a walking shit sack spewing out reddit memes. Which is hilarious considering the screen-name of the person you're responding to.
      I was wrong though, we all think you fucking suck and that you really need to sort your shit out.

    • @bappojujubes981
      @bappojujubes981 5 лет назад +6

      @@anthonymigliaccio3492 niiccee

    • @ryanjakeways9262
      @ryanjakeways9262 5 лет назад +19

      Ranty McRant-Pants 😂😂😂 it was clearly a joke didnt have to whip out a paragraph on us

  • @skeletalmesh9872
    @skeletalmesh9872 5 лет назад +5540

    0:59 "It's fucking late, though, I don't know if I want to watch all of it...I'll start it."
    That's how I usually end up watching whole seasons of Kitchen Nightmares

    • @MidTierVillain
      @MidTierVillain 5 лет назад +45

      skeletalMesh I totally thought the *read more* was gonna be about porn.. I’m honestly disappointed it wasn’t.

    • @skeletalmesh9872
      @skeletalmesh9872 5 лет назад +132

      @@MidTierVillain Clearly we have very different experiences watching Kitchen Nightmares

    • @peterbarnes66
      @peterbarnes66 5 лет назад +5

      I'm the same way, the shows always make me laugh just like bar rescue

    • @silversmoke8398
      @silversmoke8398 5 лет назад +1

      I really hate reality tv

    • @bensartakamcas1n126
      @bensartakamcas1n126 5 лет назад +1

      Your profile tho

  • @jamez2022
    @jamez2022 3 года назад +4450

    I like the way everyone always agrees with Charlie but when it comes to food he is wrong and we let him know it.

    • @bluecrood2720
      @bluecrood2720 2 года назад +116

      5 months later and i haven't seen a single person agree with him in the comments (on this video i mean)

    • @dariellecastillo9131
      @dariellecastillo9131 2 года назад +44

      @@bluecrood2720 on his other cooking videos too not a single one

    • @PopTheEngineer
      @PopTheEngineer Год назад +2

      @@bluecrood2720 i do

    • @TheSMR1969
      @TheSMR1969 Год назад +6

      How can he be wrong, taste is pure opinion

    • @SonicHedgehog1991
      @SonicHedgehog1991 Год назад

      We love him but we're not in love with him.

  • @hovojefe
    @hovojefe 5 лет назад +4306

    Maybe the reason Charlie's 5'6" 110lbs is cause he just eats absolute garbage that just passes straight through

    • @gryzsynch9245
      @gryzsynch9245 4 года назад +45

      Is Charlie actually 110 lbs? Im 5'2 and 120

    • @chaan7996
      @chaan7996 4 года назад +142

      @@gryzsynch9245 You're small man.

    • @xsutlox8146
      @xsutlox8146 4 года назад +52

      tfw man said my exact measurements 😔 bruh

    • @hovojefe
      @hovojefe 4 года назад +57

      @@chaan7996 you're an asshole man

    • @chaan7996
      @chaan7996 4 года назад +17

      @@hovojefe no u

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss 5 лет назад +2931

    "There's no way this guy would act this way on camera..."
    COUGH Amy's Baking Company.

    • @PeferG17
      @PeferG17 5 лет назад +94

      oh shit I forgot about those people!

    • @a.kblur04
      @a.kblur04 5 лет назад +91

      holy sweet jesus those people were pieces of work

    • @apache5971
      @apache5971 5 лет назад +17

      I always wondered how they could be so unaware of how ridiculous they were

    • @stelmaria-mx
      @stelmaria-mx 5 лет назад +63

      @@PeferG17 if you say her name she will find you and scream at you through a computer

    • @littleorange9558
      @littleorange9558 5 лет назад +19

      👀
      👃
      👄

  • @sitstandnow
    @sitstandnow 5 лет назад +13265

    "I actually prefer frozen food over the fresh restaurant shit"
    "Arent scallops supposed to be rubbery? Every scallop i've ever had was rubbery"
    "Do I just eat at shit restaurants? Half the things I eat are full of grease"
    We see Charlie's live realization that he's been eating shit food his entire life

    • @kril_2945
      @kril_2945 3 года назад +558

      The frozen one really got me

    • @alferd4
      @alferd4 3 года назад +33

      @FunRunner No, no we have not😂

    • @bobbypin7927
      @bobbypin7927 3 года назад +5

      Big fax

    • @albertsign1166
      @albertsign1166 3 года назад +187

      If everything is shit food, nothing is shit food

    • @Thimo98
      @Thimo98 3 года назад +18

      @FunRunner yes, westerners eat a lot of shitty processed food

  • @chaan7996
    @chaan7996 4 года назад +3337

    "You're not a Twitch streamer, you're a small man."
    -Small Man

    • @masterjax2449
      @masterjax2449 4 года назад +12

      As a 5'6 man, It fucking hurts bro😆

    • @sarahidk7550
      @sarahidk7550 3 года назад +5

      @@masterjax2449 I’m still hoping for at least 5 foot 2 lol.

    • @markokrstic8795
      @markokrstic8795 3 года назад +7

      @@masterjax2449 you're just a small man
      -A 6 feet tall 15 year old

    • @unavailable096
      @unavailable096 3 года назад +1

      @@markokrstic8795 ayyyy same

    • @MrCat-hu7ry
      @MrCat-hu7ry 3 года назад

      This sentence is devastating

  • @CaptainLog
    @CaptainLog 5 лет назад +6432

    Charlie, I assure you that while this show is cut dramatically, the restaurant industry is full of human jokes like this one. Gordon should have slapped the taste out of this dudes’ mouth.

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 5 лет назад +342

      I actually worked at a pizza restaurant in Dallas. The place barely gets customers outside of parties that are held by friends of the owner, and the owner thinks the best solution isn’t to move to a better location that isn’t full of homeless people deep in the West End of Dallas, but instead do tacky shit like open mic night for the neighborhood SoundCloud rappers and karaoke night on Friday.
      Also the night manager was an entitled fucking asshole that would threaten people with false termination thinking that’ll make them work faster and was incredibly homophobic. And the cooks didn’t even do dishwashing when they didn’t have a dishwasher so I would just see a disgusting mess of unclean dishes in the dish pit that I would spend hours cleaning while also bussing tables.
      So seeing this dumbass that Gordon had to deal with in this video is quite accurate to how many people somehow function in the restaurant industry.

    • @shik7443
      @shik7443 5 лет назад +4

      Red Blade Renegade
      I need the restaurant name!

    • @crematedpapa8521
      @crematedpapa8521 5 лет назад +1

      My kinda place

    • @lahaine2177
      @lahaine2177 5 лет назад +23

      what taste?

    • @ryancyh4866
      @ryancyh4866 4 года назад

      @Jesus Christ epic indeed

  • @thomasdawson-j7z
    @thomasdawson-j7z 5 лет назад +7104

    Penguinz clearly never eaten in anything above a mcdonalds

    • @Fauxpikachu
      @Fauxpikachu 5 лет назад +338

      Of course he hasn't. No one has. There is nothing above Mc Donald's. They had to invent the stars rating system just to give it 6 stars.

    • @mikehunt4830
      @mikehunt4830 5 лет назад +181

      @@Fauxpikachu every chef in McDonald's automatically gets 5 Michelin stars

    • @SuperChan123456789
      @SuperChan123456789 5 лет назад +46

      Tbh even gordon ramsey likes mc donald

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 5 лет назад +17

      I dont even think he gotten to MacDonalds level food

    • @larkalfen9510
      @larkalfen9510 5 лет назад +3

      We only have some farmers around
      But quality food
      KKONA

  • @TheAaaaaaaaaad12
    @TheAaaaaaaaaad12 5 лет назад +8766

    For those of you who don't know yet,
    i did some little digging while i was on spot watching kitchen nightmare episodes non-stop,
    and this is actually not fake, Joe was so narcissist and high up on Ego that his restaurant has only 1 star ratings on reviews, and the restaurant was closed down months after filming, he even filed a lawsuit on gordon's crew because he claims they stole a recipe from his restaurant,
    This guy was a complete A-class Delusional owner with mighty high ego, but in reality he was just a low standard owner with a fake bistro,

    • @DragonMaiden77
      @DragonMaiden77 5 лет назад +931

      Yeah I was gonna say, Kitchen Nightmares is a show that has been on air for a long time and still makes good money and Gordon Ramsey is a world renown chef. These people do not need to steal from a place like that to pay the bills.

    • @slonkly
      @slonkly 5 лет назад +1005

      Not just a low standard owner with a fake bistro but also
      _A SMALL MAN_

    • @RiseInAfterlife
      @RiseInAfterlife 5 лет назад +537

      @@slonkly With Micro Carrots.

    • @CalsGirl97
      @CalsGirl97 5 лет назад +313

      Thats like my grandfather but with his construction business. He claims to run things really well and is a genius business man but he's a complete moron with running anything, kept firing people, and wouldn't pay his workers he would just take them out drinking. A guy fell off his roof when I was a kid cause my grandfather let him work high but he still claims to be loved by everyone and that he was so successful with his business. He use to own two big apartment buildings and he lost both cause he would just let people skip rent and he didnt pay bills. His ego is unwarrantedly through the roof.

    • @classic2963
      @classic2963 5 лет назад +44

      @@RiseInAfterlife and a Micropenis.

  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 3 года назад +412

    You cut out the best part:
    When Joe said: "You are my twin."
    And then Gordon whispered on Joe's ear and said: "I can cook, Joe!"

    • @DirtyMindMonster
      @DirtyMindMonster 8 месяцев назад +4

      Sometimes he gets so invested that he talks over the best parts lmao

    • @TheScrabbleKing
      @TheScrabbleKing 5 месяцев назад

      @@DirtyMindMonsterAs we all do one time or another tbf lol

  • @seth10w9
    @seth10w9 5 лет назад +10298

    I can’t believe I went from watching Gordon Ramsey to watching other people watch Gordon Ramsey. I need a life

    • @cerealkiller5599
      @cerealkiller5599 5 лет назад +375

      That's so sad, Alex play hell's kitchen

    • @danice1234able
      @danice1234able 5 лет назад +57

      Seth 10W I was literally just watching an episode of Kitchen Nightmares when this came up in my recommended

    • @jahsehfuentes1569
      @jahsehfuentes1569 5 лет назад +7

      Seth 10W same lmao

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 5 лет назад +21

      Damn it you are my soulmate #nohomo

    • @bradleepatrick9708
      @bradleepatrick9708 5 лет назад +9

      Is it bad that I also relate to this statement 😂

  • @GG-yp6kd
    @GG-yp6kd 5 лет назад +4025

    Anything happens:
    Charlie: Definitely fake. They’re obviously paid actors

    • @centuzezaim7471
      @centuzezaim7471 5 лет назад +92

      It'd be pretty hard to think that someone tongue-blasting a goat makes them not a actor.

    • @gold_spin1639
      @gold_spin1639 5 лет назад +97

      To be honest allot of tv shows like this are pretty much done with actors, not always but it makes for better entertainment.

    • @RandomStuff-mx3pl
      @RandomStuff-mx3pl 5 лет назад +1

      GZ

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 5 лет назад +129

      @@gold_spin1639 Yes, but some of those TV shows don't even need actors to be entertaining.
      Kitchen Nightmares is one of those shows.

    • @Vox_Popul1
      @Vox_Popul1 5 лет назад +85

      Infinite_rotation well kitchen nightmares, hotel nightmares and all other of Ramsay’s shows aren’t acted, sadly it’s real and these people do exist

  • @Sendtheshutter
    @Sendtheshutter 5 лет назад +7545

    "I actually prefer frozen food over the fresh restaurant shit"
    "Arent scallops supposed to be rubbery? Every scallop i've ever had was rubbery"
    "Do I just eat at shit restaurants? Half the things I eat are full of grease"
    Yes.

    • @alleosussquirt8041
      @alleosussquirt8041 5 лет назад +329

      I think he needs to go on a diet.

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 лет назад +81

      why is this a mood

    • @YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi
      @YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi 5 лет назад +402

      Dude he obviously has terrible eating habits and has never experienced good cooking enough. With all that cash he's missing out.

    • @mhead1117
      @mhead1117 5 лет назад +303

      Man doesnt even put lettuce on his burger smh

    • @fn_flashy9101
      @fn_flashy9101 5 лет назад +172

      Scallops are supposed to chew down like soft butter

  • @bingchilling3914
    @bingchilling3914 3 года назад +3317

    I'm not gonna let a man who can't cook call me a Turbo Virgin for having lettuce on a burger.

  • @Jmak
    @Jmak 5 лет назад +3698

    Charlie is subbed on an alt account to his account
    wait that's illegal

    • @KeatsQRST
      @KeatsQRST 5 лет назад +244

      That must be where all his subs are from
      They could be any one of us....

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 5 лет назад +97

      @@tackorackoblasters8840 Maybe it´s always himself, demanding a Lego Star Wars playthrough from him.
      WhO kNoWs.

    • @renren5992
      @renren5992 5 лет назад +43

      you fool. I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!

    • @Jmak
      @Jmak 5 лет назад +36

      @@renren5992 I'm charlie actually

    • @arc2223
      @arc2223 5 лет назад +25

      @@Jmak No I'm Charlie

  • @avvillanu6259
    @avvillanu6259 5 лет назад +4108

    A more accurate title to the vid could be: *Poor man watches a pro chef make decent food and becomes enthralled in denial about his own eating habits, while jokingly critiquing a profreshtional chef make some dank food*

    • @ilmu011
      @ilmu011 5 лет назад +232

      profreshtional

    • @ChristianTheChicken
      @ChristianTheChicken 5 лет назад +230

      To be fair, his dishes were 35 bucks. That's not a price you should be selling low-mid tier food.

    • @DragonMaiden77
      @DragonMaiden77 5 лет назад +108

      GordonRamses If I paid 35 bucks for that stuff I’d certainly leave a less than positive review

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 5 лет назад +4

      @@trevorarkana sunlight to a vampire

    • @Paid2Win
      @Paid2Win 5 лет назад +13

      Dude your whole comment is a word for word script for the Metal Gear Solid V Kaz Monologue in mission 2
      When I was clicking to ask what the fuck you were doing posting that here it showed your actual comment.
      Dude what

  • @thebigsad9463
    @thebigsad9463 5 лет назад +1429

    *Watching kitchen nightmares with Charlie... My life is accomplished*

    • @rekar2877
      @rekar2877 5 лет назад +22

      I eat penis because listen man you gotta explain your name man it has been haunting me ever since I saw it pls explain

    • @rekar2877
      @rekar2877 5 лет назад +16

      Please dude don't leave me hanging they have got my family

    • @namelast4829
      @namelast4829 5 лет назад +3

      Because what? Cmon tell us already

    • @thebigsad9463
      @thebigsad9463 5 лет назад +2

      @@rekar2877 Click on it and your questions shall be answered my child - (Bible 33:14 - Joseph)

    • @jackrowe1255
      @jackrowe1255 5 лет назад +1

      Facts tho

  • @TheDeathJesters1337
    @TheDeathJesters1337 4 года назад +816

    "that is a tender piece of elk!"
    Proceeds to chew on it like a dog with a bone

  • @hakunadamatta
    @hakunadamatta 5 лет назад +1860

    Who would want to go on tv and hint at a relationship with a goat...
    *Shane Dawson sweating intesifies*

    • @goodtoast8490
      @goodtoast8490 5 лет назад +24

      *Ryland sweating not far behind*

    • @duckywinks
      @duckywinks 5 лет назад +26

      “OH YES DADDY LIKES!!”
      *Proceeds to face fuck dog on camera*

    • @north7764
      @north7764 5 лет назад +25

      Alex Da Matta
      *JK ROWLING GETS NERVOUS*

    • @ProfessionalGoober
      @ProfessionalGoober 5 лет назад

      Shane Dawson: When's it happening, when's it happening?

    • @riotman3579
      @riotman3579 5 лет назад +1

      @@duckywinks Dog will bite it off

  • @Rekken200
    @Rekken200 5 лет назад +5613

    I'm sorry Charlie, I agree with you 99% of the time, but burgers aren't complete without some fresh lettuce.

    • @Dimorac
      @Dimorac 4 года назад +217

      Some fresh lettuce, tomatoes and maybe s pickle or two is perfect it completes the burger imo. People who don't have any of that and just have top bun burger pattie and bottom bun have zero taste buds. All the picky eaters I know are picky because their parents cooked for them what every they wanted as a child which was normally shit. E.g. chicken nuggets fries and other crap like that 😂

    • @QasimAli-nk8gy
      @QasimAli-nk8gy 4 года назад +9

      @@Dimorac stfu let people have what they want and its there opinion and who are you're to make fun of people so just stfu

    • @usernamepassword9091
      @usernamepassword9091 4 года назад +63

      @@QasimAli-nk8gy think it's more about health than opinion, if you enjoy just eating chicken nuggets and fries all day that's fine, some people like to smoke crack and finger their butthole all day but doesn't mean it's good for you

    • @QasimAli-nk8gy
      @QasimAli-nk8gy 4 года назад +9

      @@usernamepassword9091 yea you right

    • @Bart-wj8ke
      @Bart-wj8ke 4 года назад +1

      they are

  • @connorbecz3036
    @connorbecz3036 5 лет назад +629

    Notice how the staff were all excited. They know that their hour of liberation is at hand when prole superhero Gordon Ramsay comes in to bash their elitist bourgeoisie boss

    • @TheNexDude
      @TheNexDude 5 лет назад +20

      Ramsay is Superman coming in to beat up all the evil people for them

    • @39peevedturtles19
      @39peevedturtles19 5 лет назад +55

      And Gordon knows this. One waitress was told to not tell him about a certain menu item and she did, he ordered it, and when the owner asked her why she did it she gave a shit eating grin. This day is truly Deliverance.

    • @toxiclaw7591
      @toxiclaw7591 5 лет назад +1

      AHH! COMMUNIST! KILL IT!

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 2 года назад +1

      Comrade Ramsay leads a protracted people's war against Joe.

  • @thequinlanshow3326
    @thequinlanshow3326 3 года назад +1205

    God, watching Charlie talk about food is painful. He knows absolutely nothing about food whatsoever, but he's got the confidence lol

    • @igorlegrande1093
      @igorlegrande1093 3 года назад +1

      If it doesnt kill you its good food👍👍

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 2 года назад +87

      He’s a bit confused but he’s got the spirit!

    • @robertwilson8939
      @robertwilson8939 2 года назад +61

      He lives in Florida and eats rubbery scallops, so sad

    • @David-lz4fj
      @David-lz4fj 2 года назад +20

      I kinda respect how confident he is while talking about only eating greasy food like it's normal 😆. Like I love greasy food but I am also well aware better food exists lol

    • @watvat8
      @watvat8 2 года назад +1

      9:45

  • @JokeDeity2
    @JokeDeity2 5 лет назад +2148

    You know, Critikal, I thought I had you all figured out. I thought, this, this is a down to Earth guy, this is a guy I could be friends with. Then you say this bullshit about my man lettuce on a burger?

    • @Cav-fu1ju
      @Cav-fu1ju 5 лет назад +70

      Nothing is better than laying a juicy grilled patty on a toasted bun, slapping a couple slices of tomato down, cracking a head of iceberg lettuce- then immediately throwing the iceberg in the garbage.
      Iceberg is garbage-tier lettuce and I'm sure Charlie's lettuce hate is tied to inferior food. Step up to Romaine or Butterhead.

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 5 лет назад +12

      @@Cav-fu1ju what the heck is iceberg lettuce

    • @Matt_History
      @Matt_History 5 лет назад +47

      @@thejedisonic67 go to a store and look at the lables. Iceberg lettuce if a very common variety and is usually very watery and bland.

    • @Kakashkai
      @Kakashkai 5 лет назад +75

      @@Matt_History If you eat Romaine lettuce on your burgers then you are mentally ill, Iceberg all the way.

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 5 лет назад +34

      Kakashkai
      Precisely. You need that crunch, you need that opposing texture to literally everything else on your burger. I get my burgers with lettuce, ketchup and mayonnaise usually.
      If you really want a god tier burger, the secret is a fried egg on top.

  • @MrCarGuy
    @MrCarGuy 5 лет назад +596

    Watching RUclips videos of a man watching RUclips videos of a TV series. Yes.

    • @boriszkantor7828
      @boriszkantor7828 5 лет назад +54

      MrCarGuy20 *RUclips video of a Twitch stream of a man watching a RUclips video of a clip from a TV series.

    • @taciokikuchi181
      @taciokikuchi181 5 лет назад +3

      RUclipsception

    • @killmeister2271
      @killmeister2271 5 лет назад +1

      Yes very legs

    • @coolumar335
      @coolumar335 5 лет назад +1

      Looks like Charles needed a quick vid or two and there weren't any infomercials around.

  • @Super-zq3pn
    @Super-zq3pn 5 лет назад +1153

    Ya know, im not really feeling Joe on this episode, he was really powerful last episode. Then main character Gordon had to enter, the manga is better tbh. This dub isnt even all that.

    • @Cy3qi
      @Cy3qi 5 лет назад +19

      I don't know Gordon's va has some nice improv lines, but the others all suck except Joe, he's the best

    • @RHYamh
      @RHYamh 5 лет назад +20

      im still waiting for that Netflix adaptation man

    • @gabrielgalloza5755
      @gabrielgalloza5755 5 лет назад +14

      Only legends remember Nino...

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 5 лет назад +7

      I know right? I much prefer the original English. The Japanese dub just doesnt do it for me.

    • @Cy3qi
      @Cy3qi 5 лет назад +7

      @@gabrielgalloza5755 Nino was better in the manga

  • @juliahill3912
    @juliahill3912 4 года назад +282

    Coming from someone who actually worked as a fishmonger, I can 100% confirm that freezing an oyster is the absolute worst PRACTICAL thing you can do for it’s taste.

    • @j.g.3293
      @j.g.3293 2 года назад +18

      Another fun thing is when restaurants don’t know how to take the bones out of their fillets 🙄 that’s like the first thing you learn about fish in a kitchen

    • @mspaint93
      @mspaint93 2 года назад +18

      I'm a pleb vegetarian and I feel this had to be common sense, Oysters are mostly water, and so by freezing and defrosting them you've basically got this dehydrated rubber

  • @oakiedokie01
    @oakiedokie01 5 лет назад +2462

    Gordon Ramsey is such a nice man. He only yells at people who are up their own ass and think they're the shit when they're not.

    • @THEwolfKiana
      @THEwolfKiana 5 лет назад +240

      Also owners who disregard food safety.

    • @neoniohnn
      @neoniohnn 5 лет назад +13

      He is up his ass too

    • @yousefamr633
      @yousefamr633 5 лет назад +12

      thats definitely sarcastic
      right?

    • @montysvest
      @montysvest 5 лет назад +20

      you should try the original UK version of the show before having those thoughts there

    • @oakiedokie01
      @oakiedokie01 5 лет назад +141

      Idk if y'all see when Gordon Ramsey interacts with child chefs but he is so kind to them

  • @Alex-pm6di
    @Alex-pm6di 5 лет назад +288

    “I prefer frozen food”
    Also Charlie
    “Arent Scalops supposed to be rubbery? Mine are always rubbedy”

  • @webbmerriam6984
    @webbmerriam6984 5 лет назад +834

    "Kitchen Nightmares production staff stole from Joe? What'd they take, his goat?"
    They stole his dignity.

    • @existence_9522
      @existence_9522 3 года назад +19

      And his goat

    • @hug_bug
      @hug_bug 3 года назад +3

      Who is Joe?

    • @musaali2106
      @musaali2106 3 года назад +24

      @@hug_bug Joe Mama

    • @hug_bug
      @hug_bug 3 года назад +20

      @@musaali2106 gamers, we did it

    • @keith_24
      @keith_24 3 года назад +4

      @@musaali2106 Gamers did, we it

  • @dumbsow9420
    @dumbsow9420 4 года назад +290

    Sadly Charlie that scene where the owner is insulting and complaining at his staff then starts being nice when the customers show up is actually a thing a lot of bosses do in real life. Experienced it a couple of times myself with my boss

  • @MilkmanMedia
    @MilkmanMedia 5 лет назад +1003

    0:24
    Gordon: "You're a small man."
    Critical: *S i l e n c e*

  • @coolfrost12
    @coolfrost12 5 лет назад +523

    kitchen nightmares be like:
    restaurant owners: i need help pls :(
    gordon ramsey: heres whats wrong..
    restaurant owners: youre wrong i make the best food

    • @MultiJade
      @MultiJade 5 лет назад +65

      have you ever dealt with artists asking for criticism? it's basically that

    • @TheItalianFun
      @TheItalianFun 5 лет назад +3

      You do know they r all fake right?

    • @folx2733
      @folx2733 5 лет назад +68

      A simple google search of these restaurant's yelp reviews will reveal that most of these aren't fake at all. people really are this delusional and pathetic.

    • @averylongley8584
      @averylongley8584 5 лет назад +38

      @@TheItalianFun I do believe it is fake to an extent, but its very clear these aren't completely fake. If it was, the place probably wouldn't be shut down, and the owner probably wouldn't sue the crew.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 лет назад +12

      @@averylongley8584 They do ask customers to hype up their disgust with the food, but he's also had food so bad on the show that people cry over it.

  • @zesork5627
    @zesork5627 5 лет назад +2932

    Bruh Charlie you're great but your tastes are pretty bad sometimes

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 5 лет назад +151

      Literally, *food taste wise*

    • @MozzieFoxDoThing
      @MozzieFoxDoThing 5 лет назад +133

      He has good taste in everything else BUT food somehow...

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 5 лет назад +166

      @@MozzieFoxDoThing Every god has to have a flaw somewhere in order to be a true god.

    • @MozzieFoxDoThing
      @MozzieFoxDoThing 5 лет назад +7

      @@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 Well said.

    • @ledah1363
      @ledah1363 5 лет назад +31

      Charlie likes overcooked, rubbery scallops lmfao.

  • @aweeb5473
    @aweeb5473 3 года назад +735

    The best comment on this video of kitchen nightmares is “I think joe has a micro carrot between his legs” and to be honest I’m shocked Charlie didn’t make that joke

  • @ArmageddonSoldier
    @ArmageddonSoldier 5 лет назад +1969

    "If you put lettuce on a burger, you've lost my respect."
    Confirmed that Charlie hates 99% of the human population.

    • @sonyblank1487
      @sonyblank1487 5 лет назад +10

      Pickles and onion only.

    • @Kai_Mercer
      @Kai_Mercer 5 лет назад +10

      @@sonyblank1487 what about a big mac and pickles are shit

    • @RisingRevengeance
      @RisingRevengeance 5 лет назад +21

      It's the only place lettuce belongs

    • @imagepng_
      @imagepng_ 5 лет назад +87

      im surprised at how shit his taste is

    • @smithyoutubeaccount4600
      @smithyoutubeaccount4600 5 лет назад +5

      cheese and condiments and maybe jalapenos are the only acceptable burger items

  • @wp6192
    @wp6192 5 лет назад +2380

    Gordon's Steak? *RAW*
    Gordon's Water? *RAW*
    Gordon in bed with his wife? *RAW*

  • @brertt8350
    @brertt8350 5 лет назад +751

    im pretty sure the point of this show is to criticize restaurants for being a more expensive version of frozen or microwaved food. Like the whole point of it is you pay more than usual to get cooked food

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 5 лет назад +12

      I mean, even frozen food can be good. You just gotta let it thaw out for some time before cooking it, and not all food should be frozen either. Stuff like freshly cut fries that have been sitting in the freezer? If you're baking them(the most healthy way to cook fries IMO) then you can actually just put them on the sheet frozen and cook them for the allotted time at the specified temperature, add some salt and maybe even some pepper afterwards, let 'em cool off a little, then you got some well baked fries.

    • @gohugo472
      @gohugo472 5 лет назад +118

      @@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 but you don't pay 35 $ for frozen food

    • @tocinoape8486
      @tocinoape8486 5 лет назад +49

      @@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 Yeah, I mean it can taste really good, but these restaurants dead ass just take them out of the freezer and into a microwave or a shitty high heat stove

    • @hossxox7388
      @hossxox7388 4 года назад +11

      Thing is if you want to eat frozen food thats fine . If you wanna pay 100$ for a frozen tomato on a plat thats fine its your money . But the problem is those restaurants call themself the best when they serve shit food like if the owner was like : yes we serve bad food i know it but i wanna keep doing that because i want to . No one will have a problem its better than listening to the guy thinking hes good while cutting raw onions in an onion soup

  • @ericreed2064
    @ericreed2064 2 года назад +49

    I love the way Gordon speaks to these failing restaurant owners. In a lot of these episodes you can literally see the excitement in the eyes of the staff, especially the waiting staff, who have dealt with this shit for too long

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 лет назад +921

    _Chefs hated Gordan Ramsay because he spoke the truth_

  • @Trinsicity
    @Trinsicity 5 лет назад +839

    Every Kitchen Nightmares episode summed up:
    Owners: our restaurant is failing, we need help
    Gordon: *helps by pointing out issues in need of fixing
    Owners: my restaurant is perfect, you don't know what you're talking about
    Been subbed for over 2 years, trust me I know hahaha

    • @TheEric1203
      @TheEric1203 5 лет назад +62

      Gordon: No seriously, I insist
      Owner: Oh ok.

    • @Thebombboom
      @Thebombboom 5 лет назад +78

      Biggest complaint any restaurant owner has when first starting? Not enough people coming in.
      Gordon: We are going to change the atmosphere, change the food, change this whole scene! It'll be great!
      Owner: I don't want to change a thing. Please just bring me more customers you customer bringing genius.

    • @solblackguy
      @solblackguy 5 лет назад +58

      There's one episode where Gordon loved the food. The restaurant just happened to be in a terrible location.

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 5 лет назад +4

      solblackguy I think it was the UK version of the show.

    • @RickSanchezC--kc2zv
      @RickSanchezC--kc2zv 5 лет назад +17

      You forgot about the owner swearing Gordon will like their food

  • @chiefsquiggly1892
    @chiefsquiggly1892 5 лет назад +377

    That guy sadly enough is from my hometown in Norwalk Ohio and he is actually like that the restaurant closed down

    • @codbuzzkiller6876
      @codbuzzkiller6876 5 лет назад +14

      You live in Norwalk? Wow that’s crazy! I live in Ashland Ohio if you know where that is lol. Not too far actually

    • @chiefsquiggly1892
      @chiefsquiggly1892 5 лет назад +5

      Cod Buzzkiller i do lol

    • @nathanvelotta
      @nathanvelotta 5 лет назад

      Chiefsquiggly and I live in mayfield hooray

    • @dylanj950
      @dylanj950 5 лет назад +1

      Elyria

    • @leaveme3559
      @leaveme3559 5 лет назад +50

      Oh hey guys I live on earth... crazy right?

  • @caberknight9013
    @caberknight9013 2 года назад +92

    The reason Gordon is so hard on people is because the people he works with are meant to be professionals and are often very full of themselves. The guy running this restaurant is charging $35 for greasy, rubbery food and Gordon is angry, reasonably so I’d say. I think Charlie should probably go out and try some decent restaurants

    • @j.g.3293
      @j.g.3293 2 года назад +9

      Someone needs to adopt Charlie so he can experience real food

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa 5 месяцев назад

      nah its for entertainment lol, he plays it up a lot u can see this if u compare american and british versions of the show. and also stuff like boiling point is just him being a genuienly angry guy like im pretty sure he used to have anger issues bc of his upbringing and hes more calm now. it works well for kitchen nightmares where the anger is directed at ppl who deserve it and in a way thats cathartic to a lot of viewers who have had shitty bosses before, but i personally dont get the appeal of stuff like boiling point it kinda just feels bad to watch

  • @killerfrenchy
    @killerfrenchy 5 лет назад +375

    Fresh scallops aren't rubbery at all, same with squid (i.e. calamari). I remember the first time I had calamari made with fresh squid thinking, "Holy shit, THIS is what this is supposed to be like?"

    • @aenpien
      @aenpien 5 лет назад +19

      Interesting. I didn't know that. The rubbery ones are gross.

    • @excruciatinggarbage8708
      @excruciatinggarbage8708 5 лет назад +22

      Agreed, I was really surprised at how soft scallops and squid are when they’re freshly prepared

    • @levi2482
      @levi2482 5 лет назад +22

      Good scallops should be soft, definitely not rubbery.

    • @angela.luntian
      @angela.luntian 5 лет назад +7

      wait wtheck, squid isnt supposed to be tough to chew? when you mean freshly prepared its not cooked?

    • @zab6124
      @zab6124 5 лет назад +1

      @@angela.luntian I think it depends on the culture and/or what they make it for.

  • @dasmause5682
    @dasmause5682 5 лет назад +621

    No idea why people harp on Gordon for being rude as he is, people he's being rude to not only deserve that through their lack of concern for anything, but also wouldn't understand any other way, otherwise they wouldn't be in that mess to begin with

    • @mikehunt4830
      @mikehunt4830 5 лет назад +24

      @Yeah Right fuck off libtard

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 5 лет назад +17

      @Yeah Right Hi Joe.

    • @RainbowRoadCrashTest
      @RainbowRoadCrashTest 5 лет назад

      @@mikehunt4830 Ok libtard

    • @doomtucker7895
      @doomtucker7895 5 лет назад

      @Yeah Right he acts like that for the show probably

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 5 лет назад +48

      @Yeah Right have you watched any of the episodes where restaurant owners show him respect and listen to his advice? Gordon treats them with that same respect.

  • @sirc150
    @sirc150 5 лет назад +729

    Oh Charlie... Please... for GODS SAKE PLEASE, do a voice over dub of Kitchen Nightmares

    • @xfierydragoonx3594
      @xfierydragoonx3594 5 лет назад +14

      That would be amazing!!!

    • @ramonestefano
      @ramonestefano 5 лет назад +1

      Yisssss

    • @beanthebean1002
      @beanthebean1002 5 лет назад +8

      Hope it happens

    • @buniondaas2428
      @buniondaas2428 5 лет назад +1

      Chis top comment

    • @FarmerDingus
      @FarmerDingus 5 лет назад +13

      If you ask he'll do the same thing he did to lego star wars. (I wasn't a part of that btw) you need to let him think he made the idea up

  • @ethannickels4188
    @ethannickels4188 2 года назад +67

    Coming from a food service perspective (I've been in food service for 4 years now) there's a certain amount of guilt that comes with serving food that you see get prepared with no thought of the quality for the customer's health. It's concerning and really makes you question what you put into your own body

    • @FalconRS
      @FalconRS 2 года назад +2

      I feel you shouldn't work in any restaurant, ever, if you feel literally any amount of guilt. I see only two extremes: super friendly non-toxic family-owned establishments or absolute nightmares with staff looking dead inside and resigned to be just a drones to serve substandard food.

    • @Minotaur-ey2lg
      @Minotaur-ey2lg Год назад +2

      @@FalconRSIn my experience family owned places are the most toxic.

  • @bunbundont_care8762
    @bunbundont_care8762 5 лет назад +157

    Gordon Ramsey making Charlie come to terms with his subpar taste buds

  • @cats-hv2lm
    @cats-hv2lm 5 лет назад +609

    9:05 “‘’Gordon Ramsey is a blackbelt?’’ NO he is not! Where are these myths coming from?!? ‘’Gordon Ramsey once fought a dragon and then turned it into the best French onion soup the medieval times had ever seen’’ ...... pfff... Alright, I’m wrong.”

    • @addamazeing
      @addamazeing 5 лет назад +33

      8000 cats
      You gotta respect that honesty

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 5 лет назад +32

      Yes, Gordon Ramsey does indeed hold a black belt.

    • @ilose7834
      @ilose7834 5 лет назад +1

      8000 cats I watched the video too

    • @ariqfauzan4982
      @ariqfauzan4982 5 лет назад

      @@brettvv7475 can you link me to the proof? im being serious

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 5 лет назад +6

      @@ariqfauzan4982
      simplemost.com/interesting-facts-gordon-ramsay/amp/
      There's a million sources, just Google "Gordon Ramsey Black Belt".

  • @divineterabyte5181
    @divineterabyte5181 5 лет назад +198

    Charlie
    You're poor
    That's why the food doesn't seem bad to you

    • @dany.8503
      @dany.8503 5 лет назад +14

      divineTerabyte no, he owns 2 billion dollar worth of Fleshlight

    • @bigounce8549
      @bigounce8549 5 лет назад +13

      @@dany.8503 that explains why he doesn't eat good food and that he's short

  • @notaspy3751
    @notaspy3751 2 года назад +41

    Wait till charlie sees the guy that grilled straight up lettuce and called it a "salad".

  • @owenthomas2777
    @owenthomas2777 5 лет назад +746

    Charlie’s standards for food
    1. Burgers are as bored as possible

    • @beechboiii
      @beechboiii 4 года назад +10

      I am late but this is a perfectly executed inside joke. Kudos to you.

    • @Aman-wq4xz
      @Aman-wq4xz 4 года назад

      @@beechboiii u too boi

  • @muscacholi
    @muscacholi 5 лет назад +400

    You know who always has fresh fish?
    NINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @northuniverse
      @northuniverse 5 лет назад +1

      In the freezer?

    • @pingcrimson6854
      @pingcrimson6854 5 лет назад +48

      @McLarenBMW still classic

    • @scruffybones321
      @scruffybones321 5 лет назад +44

      @McLarenBMW Sounds like you could do with Nino cleaning that dirty mouth of yours

    • @Rats-bg2bx
      @Rats-bg2bx 5 лет назад +26

      McLarenBMW but do you have pictures of you doing the cleaning like Nino??????????

    • @CorazzaKid
      @CorazzaKid 5 лет назад +12

      McLarenBMW uh oh edgy 12 year old alert

  • @mantislords
    @mantislords 5 лет назад +191

    “Actually we ran out of oil thats just some gasoline”
    HAD ME DYING 💀💀💀

  • @specifikmc
    @specifikmc 3 года назад +101

    Charlie: "Lettuce shouldn't be on a burger."
    Me: "Hello... is this Agent 47?"

    • @7H3PH3N0M3N
      @7H3PH3N0M3N 3 года назад +3

      The pay has been wired into his account.

  • @thelegalsystem
    @thelegalsystem 5 лет назад +230

    a well cooked scallop is not rubbery, full stop

    • @day12333
      @day12333 5 лет назад +9

      he was also out of line with the lettuce thing too

  • @quadruplay9788
    @quadruplay9788 5 лет назад +521

    you should watch the amy's baking company episode next

    • @Mathee
      @Mathee 5 лет назад +39

      That was a great episode, and according to people who actually went there, the closest thing to fake stuff put in front of the camera, was that Amy baked the cakes herself

    • @vanessawalker6666
      @vanessawalker6666 5 лет назад +10

      I think that's their most famous episodes

    • @adamjensen9463
      @adamjensen9463 5 лет назад +1

      Made me wanna punch someone when I watched it...

  • @davilathegreat
    @davilathegreat 5 лет назад +253

    Gordon's actually a really nice and polite guy. You should see him on a UK panel show.

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 5 лет назад +23

      Saw him on a Hot Ones interview. Was a real nice feller until the hot wings with hotsauce started kicking in. lol

    • @hisnotsolonely2961
      @hisnotsolonely2961 4 года назад +5

      @@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 chugging donuts and sugar water

    • @mspaint93
      @mspaint93 2 года назад +6

      The early UK vs Fox owned US nightmares are so different there's nothing in common really! He's actually just straightforward, but for American TV he had to be this silly character, and when he wasn't allowed to end his contract with fox as he just hated what he did, he made it conditional they payed for the restaurant renovations, as beforehand he payed out of pocket.

    • @hyde1196
      @hyde1196 Год назад +4

      he’s very caring and supportive with the children in master chef junior too, it’s quite wholesome

    • @Anonymous_Identity246
      @Anonymous_Identity246 Год назад +4

      Gordon around kids and waiters: kalm
      Gordon around restaurant owners: angerey

  • @tomz9025
    @tomz9025 2 года назад +44

    Charlie has some strong food opinions for someone who has a 2 year old skill level in the kitchen

  • @legostuffbruh4846
    @legostuffbruh4846 5 лет назад +360

    "I'm not crying, i'm just happy that I out-intellectualled you" Penguinz0 2019

  • @sofiem1225
    @sofiem1225 5 лет назад +460

    You need to review Amy’s Baking Company

    • @kathryn8467
      @kathryn8467 4 года назад +4

      i hope you’ve seen mikes mic’s video on this episode

  • @Sendtheshutter
    @Sendtheshutter 5 лет назад +718

    After listening to your commentary:
    Please never open a restaurant Charlie xD

  • @miq482
    @miq482 3 года назад +25

    its nice to see that the fanbase doesnt mindlessly follow charlie and is there to correct his mistakes

  • @cheyguy1211
    @cheyguy1211 5 лет назад +304

    No reaction to one of the greatest insults of all time?
    "I can cook, Joe."

  • @Tramnit1
    @Tramnit1 5 лет назад +393

    Losing all respect for putting lettuce on a burger? Hard to believe coming from the guy who says chicken wings and chicken nuggets are the same thing and that nuggets are better. But other than that, love you Charlie :D

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 5 лет назад +8

      I eat lettuce burgers. :|

    • @kalan60
      @kalan60 5 лет назад +4

      Didnt he say that about boneless wings specifically?

    • @Tramnit1
      @Tramnit1 5 лет назад +15

      @@kalan60 Yeah, but the whole thing is that there isnt really such a thing as boneless chicken wings. The meat comes from the breast and then it is breaded (chicken nuggets). Where as the meat from wings is dark and has the skin and isn't actually just pulverized and shaped white meat. Hence why they are 2 completely different things. Anywho, sorry for the little rant. I just feel very strongly about this subject.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 лет назад +8

      @@Tramnit1 Nuggets are not the same as boneless wings however. The meat is tougher and the breading chunkier.

    • @BerryMckHawkener
      @BerryMckHawkener 5 лет назад +2

      Hunter Turner ya let’s eat his ass

  • @bananadog5813
    @bananadog5813 5 лет назад +263

    "who cares if the food is bad" I do. it's embarrassing to bring shitty food to a table for a person that PAID. a person that was willing to come to my place of work to and spend their money.

    • @riotman3579
      @riotman3579 5 лет назад +5

      I'd smash that food in his face if he said that to me

    • @averylongley8584
      @averylongley8584 5 лет назад +86

      I mean, its pretty clear Charlie has shit taste from this video, thinking scallops are supposed to be rubbery and food is supposed to be soaked in grease.

    • @Lunamana
      @Lunamana 5 лет назад +2

      Not that embarrasing if the food is 20 cents tbh

    • @averylongley8584
      @averylongley8584 5 лет назад

      @@Lunamana I dont even think gum is worth 20 cents...

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke 5 лет назад +9

      I imagine you have to deal with customers getting pissed and directing that at you too.

  • @Krystal40553
    @Krystal40553 2 года назад +73

    I wish Charlie watched Amy’s Baking episode, that one was crazy.
    Also Charlie should watch Bar Rescue, same premise as Kitchen Nightmare but with bars and I would argue that Jon is a bit meaner than Gordon as he actually breaks stuff at the bar and always publicly yells at the people who deserve it. Plus Jon has more successes in bars than Gordon with restaurants. I think Charlie should watch the one with the Tiki Bar in Austin that was infested with bugs. That owner is the biggest asshole (in my opinion) ever on the show’s history.

    • @molcatz9634
      @molcatz9634 2 года назад +6

      To be fair though, people come to bars to get drunk, and usually when someone is drunk they're happy enough to not complain about a places standards. Also a lot of people will skip eating out at a fine dining place in lou of getting wasted at a local bar. So jon definitely has a lower bar when it comes to keeping businesses alive as opposed to gordon who only does restaurants.

  • @JG-ow7nk
    @JG-ow7nk 5 лет назад +340

    This man is hellbent on explaining to his audience the show is fake.

  • @somethingsomewhatoriginal6436
    @somethingsomewhatoriginal6436 5 лет назад +220

    elk quesadilla, and mirco-carrots
    that's all I have to say

    • @bigman489
      @bigman489 5 лет назад +4

      Something Somewhat original The fuck is a mirco carrot, is it some sort of sex toy?

    • @bigman489
      @bigman489 5 лет назад +1

      Something Somewhat original Great English ma nigga.

  • @RaianNSX
    @RaianNSX 5 лет назад +71

    I have seen literally every kitchen nightmares episode and clip. This is my swamp boi

  • @The_Mad_King_Aerys
    @The_Mad_King_Aerys 3 года назад +37

    Gordon Ramsay can say "wow" and mean 12 different things.

  • @MrJakeWW
    @MrJakeWW 5 лет назад +57

    "Gordon Ramsay is not jacked" The dude is a legit Triathlete wdym?!

  • @WhoIsMalthus
    @WhoIsMalthus 5 лет назад +157

    i actually live in norwalk ohio, where this restaurant is. he returned to his old ways want the restaurant closed down. it’s now gonna be a good steakhouse.

    • @watema3381
      @watema3381 5 лет назад +29

      Yeah and then Charlie is gonna go there, order a Steak and call it Dark Grilled Chicken

    • @Jkrcrng
      @Jkrcrng 5 лет назад +2

      Well..... and he killed himself in 2010

    • @mvcehvndreds
      @mvcehvndreds 5 лет назад

      reece Mavros wait are you serious? Whaaat lmao

    • @communadog7874
      @communadog7874 2 года назад +3

      @@Jkrcrng pretty late but it was a different guy with a similar name

  • @Thunderalpacka223
    @Thunderalpacka223 5 лет назад +66

    *Hand over your badge and spatula, you're done, you're off the case*

  • @curlyfry2047
    @curlyfry2047 Год назад +42

    I think Charlie secretly wants to get dirty talked and dominated by Gordon Ramsey.

  • @AlanKocisMusic
    @AlanKocisMusic 5 лет назад +135

    "Gordon Ramsay is not a black belt"
    "Ok im wrong"

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 5 лет назад +62

    Charlie is Gordan Ramsey after like 20 blunts...
    Also homeless and doesn't know how to cook.

  • @TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture
    @TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture 5 лет назад +195

    "Gordan Ramsay once fought a Dragon then turned it into the best French Onion Soup Medieval Times had ever seen."

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 4 года назад +4

      I can believe that

    • @kengyouseng8426
      @kengyouseng8426 3 года назад +4

      Is that not true?

    • @hankjwimbleton4010
      @hankjwimbleton4010 3 года назад +11

      “Legend has it he fought in the third crusade with nothing but a spork and a greasy chicken nugget”
      - William Shakespeare

  • @SnowyElephant
    @SnowyElephant 2 года назад +25

    This video is a perfect example of someone who has never worked in the restaurant business or someone who knows very little about food.
    When there is either a management problem or a food problem, customers know and 9/10 (unless they're like charlie and have a bad taste in food) they leave and don't return. Since servers make their income primarily on tips (cause 2.50 and hour is hardly enough for a candy bar these days), less returning customers means less tips. It is a proven statistic that returning customers tend to tip more because A: they become familiar with the staff/place/food. B: their experience over time becomes a phycological investment due to their enjoyment put into the place, hence why most people can name their favorite restaurant and often return to said place happier. With shit management comes shit food which in turn turns away 90 odd percent of your potential customers who then, very often, take it out on your front of house staff (i.e server, bussers, ect) making everyone stressed and often leading to a high turnover rate (people quitting and being hired) and a large lack of loyalty to the restaurant as a whole (hence the shit talking behind the owners back). Also, lettuce is a STAPLE on most burgers for a reason. Most people enjoy it. I love you Charlie, and this is less of a rant and more of a example on why things are going to shit, also to educate you.

  • @TheRenegadist
    @TheRenegadist 5 лет назад +167

    If you want a more real version of this show watch the UK Version.

    • @joefred4454
      @joefred4454 5 лет назад

      what is different about the uk version?

    • @TheVeryAngryShrimp
      @TheVeryAngryShrimp 5 лет назад +46

      @@joefred4454 Less dramatized than the American version, and Gordon isn't hamming it up in the UK version like he is for American audiences

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 5 лет назад +8

      @@TheVeryAngryShrimp tends to be how his shows go, US is played up entertainment and UK is more down to earth

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys 5 лет назад +16

      @@raptorcell6633 its not just his shows, its shows in general. US shows are crazy overdramatized, just look at shit like Cops, Pawn Stars and the like. Its lots of flashy editing and overacting, Europeans look at stuff like that with a look of confusion, because we really arent used to that

    • @slavmcblin4698
      @slavmcblin4698 4 года назад +3

      @@CrazyDutchguys A really good example is the chase, look at the UK and then the US versions. UK has a literally no cuts but the US is waaaay more dramatic

  • @A2simp
    @A2simp 5 лет назад +169

    Did this troglodyte just say he doesn’t like lettuce in a burger?

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 4 года назад +3

      Lettuce in burgers is shit dawg

    • @gryzsynch9245
      @gryzsynch9245 4 года назад +4

      Who the fuck likes grass on their burger?

    • @Reploidx9
      @Reploidx9 4 года назад +48

      @@gryzsynch9245 Nobody. Eating grass in a burger is stupid. Lettuce however, gives it a nice crisp texture to contrast the patty that should in general be soft.

    • @evilemu2599
      @evilemu2599 4 года назад +2

      Daddy Deep Dicc the majority of people

    • @shiroyasha4995
      @shiroyasha4995 2 года назад +1

      cow already eats grass why put grass in your burger

  • @goldennebula5013
    @goldennebula5013 5 лет назад +104

    3:33 Gordon: “that’s gross”
    Penguinz: “Aw that looks good”

  • @Viktorreznov1942
    @Viktorreznov1942 3 месяца назад +3

    "You're a small man with a fake bistro." How to crush any Italian restaurant owner.

  • @primitivechef8009
    @primitivechef8009 5 лет назад +386

    Is Gordon Ramsey a runner up for the most moist anime chef in history?

    • @PollyGlodd
      @PollyGlodd 5 лет назад +15

      Gordon Sensei

    • @birdjesus018
      @birdjesus018 5 лет назад +25

      Gordon would give people the fattest orgasm if he was in that one cooking anime.

    • @dalaughnmower174
      @dalaughnmower174 5 лет назад +5

      Foooood Warrsss

    • @lordofgangstas
      @lordofgangstas 5 лет назад +12

      Gordon could be a major arc villain who, after being defeated in the cooking competition, develops a respect for and sorta-friendship with the protagonist, while remaining rivals

    • @bakedbeancake6139
      @bakedbeancake6139 5 лет назад +1

      eddyready2121 Nah it’s definitely Soma from Food Wars.

  • @maggoteater2290
    @maggoteater2290 5 лет назад +110

    He needs to react to amys baking compeny

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 5 лет назад +7

      Let's get Amy's Baking Company on the Official Podcast!

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 5 лет назад +19

    "He said it was frozen solid"
    *Sarcastically* "I guess we'll cook it 'til it's piping hot."
    Um... yeah. That's what you do with a lot of dishes. Unless it's like a salad.

  • @Raven-cq4yq
    @Raven-cq4yq 3 года назад +15

    this restaurant owner just said he knows more about lake fish than one of the greatest chefs in Europe

  • @JohnDoe-wl5xm
    @JohnDoe-wl5xm 5 лет назад +410

    cr1tical.... blease.... eat somewhere better, i hear your food comments and im like HOW

  • @controversialcartoonopinio6033
    @controversialcartoonopinio6033 5 лет назад +175

    9:13 "mmd yugi kiss kaiba youtube search"

  • @generalmullen3895
    @generalmullen3895 5 лет назад +42

    Wait why is lettuce bad on a burger. It balances out the taste of the cheese and beef. It gives it a fresher more average energy instead of intensely beefy.

    • @isabel854
      @isabel854 2 года назад

      Years later but we put lettuce on the bottom of the burger so the bun doesn't get soggy

  • @Vers16
    @Vers16 Год назад +3

    "Restraunt fresh garbage" I'm sorry Charlie you gotta explain that to me

  • @milkuncensored5224
    @milkuncensored5224 5 лет назад +314

    I never wanted to lose your respect but I love lettuce on my burger in fact I just eat heads of lettuce when I'm hungry

    • @NamekFreakazoid
      @NamekFreakazoid 4 года назад +14

      How can you eat heads of lettuce??? Its crunchy water

    • @pixyl4415
      @pixyl4415 4 года назад +73

      @@NamekFreakazoid Because it's crunchy water.

    • @michielvantoor4667
      @michielvantoor4667 4 года назад +46

      @@NamekFreakazoid it has a nice texture and it's very hydrating

    • @stefman3553
      @stefman3553 4 года назад +8

      Are u a rabbit?

    • @michielderpya
      @michielderpya 4 года назад +17

      i feel you man, i love eating raw tomatoes and cucumber.

  • @karenagenhunder1803
    @karenagenhunder1803 5 лет назад +31

    charlie the only person that can manage to talk over gordon ramsay while he's ranting

  • @mastershadowreaper
    @mastershadowreaper 5 лет назад +214

    I love you Charlie, but you literally know nothing about cooking 😂💕😂

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 5 лет назад +1

      He literally said he's knows nothing.

  • @mirzaiscandle
    @mirzaiscandle 3 года назад +23

    "I actually prefer frozen food over the fresh restaurant shit"
    YOU WHAT!??!??!