Masterchef Is Wild

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @realji4849
    @realji4849 5 лет назад +16419

    joe: *takes bite*
    joe: “maybe it’d be better if you didn’t exist.”

    • @cambreaKer
      @cambreaKer 5 лет назад +154

      who's joe

    • @realji4849
      @realji4849 5 лет назад +238

      cambreaKer africa fact check

    • @BdB96it
      @BdB96it 5 лет назад +56

      @@realji4849 even the bald guy is name Joe doe...

    • @PeterPing
      @PeterPing 5 лет назад +263

      Imagine if the bald guy was a judge in MasterChef Junior
      The bald guy: "Your parents should've wear a condom when they fucked

    • @Sam-jo2hq
      @Sam-jo2hq 5 лет назад +53

      @@cambreaKer joe mama

  • @szubiSND
    @szubiSND 5 лет назад +5715

    "Constructive criticism"
    "You didnt achieve much"

    • @chrisdenning6192
      @chrisdenning6192 5 лет назад +367

      “your dish sucked- we’re giving you constructive criticism”

    • @radp3612
      @radp3612 5 лет назад +5

      >life

    • @ShreddedSteel
      @ShreddedSteel 5 лет назад +56

      " Did Your Parents have any other Children that lived? "
      That sounds like a question, more Tha-
      " CONSTRUCTIVE.... CRITICISM "

    • @Mich199999
      @Mich199999 5 лет назад +69

      @Hamdoon Yeah sames. Gordon ramsey i like but even he is going to far. i wanna learn about cooking, not hear some disgruntled old farts throw out food because the garnish is wrong

    • @dadvader6197
      @dadvader6197 5 лет назад +11

      @Hamdoon because it makes ppl feels better when they see someone getting trash for something they can't acheive. humankind my friend

  • @grandarkfang_1482
    @grandarkfang_1482 5 лет назад +4617

    "We're offering you constructive criticism!"
    Okay, then tell me how the food tasted, _Joseph._

    • @fresherturtle1154
      @fresherturtle1154 4 года назад +330

      Joe has too much reddit karma on the line, he’d just break a plate over his head and try to sound angry

    • @stopdropandroll
      @stopdropandroll 4 года назад +28

      Why even bother tasting the food? Dumb bitch served a fucking platter on MC.

    • @Kev7035
      @Kev7035 4 года назад +17

      @@stopdropandroll these guys don't even know anything about cooking, they just disagree with top chefs and agree with charley cause it is 'cool'

    • @upg5147
      @upg5147 4 года назад +143

      @@Kev7035 In all fairness, what this video alone shows me is that no constructive criticism is given. Why would I go somewhere and cook to be spit in my face and have no food thrown away. A real good learning experience huh?

    • @stopdropandroll
      @stopdropandroll 4 года назад +10

      @@upg5147 In all fairness, thousands of people auditioned for this contest. 20 of said thousands make it to the show. and one of them decides to serve a fucking platter with toothpicks stuck in cut up little pieces of food for one of the challenges. what kind of constructive criticism are you looking for?

  • @casualfool122
    @casualfool122 3 года назад +4931

    Gordon: Difficult to impress, but gives good feedback averagely and is extremely happy if you make a good dish.
    Elliot: Just a nice person overrall, by far the most forgiving out of the 3, gives good criticism a lot of the time, good dude overrall.
    Joe: haha ur dish is poopoo time to poot in trash haha

    • @hankjwimbleton4010
      @hankjwimbleton4010 3 года назад +26

      Haha Johnathan, your dish is shit

    • @poweroftruth9258
      @poweroftruth9258 3 года назад +42

      The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life….

    • @hankjwimbleton4010
      @hankjwimbleton4010 3 года назад +22

      @@poweroftruth9258 shut up

    • @casualfool122
      @casualfool122 3 года назад +200

      @@poweroftruth9258 Bro wtf

    • @splobby
      @splobby 3 года назад +6

      @@poweroftruth9258 i respect my religion too but bro shut up

  • @soulfreeman6307
    @soulfreeman6307 5 лет назад +10591

    Bald guy is like a low budget movie villain.

    • @zarlei6048
      @zarlei6048 5 лет назад +220

      Soul Freeman Dollar store Jason Statham.

    • @Trollamollex
      @Trollamollex 5 лет назад +141

      I would look at his red shoes+black suit combination and throw him in the trash can

    • @RacoonCityNative
      @RacoonCityNative 5 лет назад +58

      The Simon Cowell of Cooking Judges,thinks his shit don't stink.

    • @soulfreeman6307
      @soulfreeman6307 5 лет назад +5

      @@Trollamollex Not sure will it serve it's justice knowing how much food supply there is.

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 лет назад +2

      hola freeman. taco bell burittoooo

  • @cavemahn9628
    @cavemahn9628 5 лет назад +4009

    Rumor has it the show went bankrupt and had to end because they had to spend too much money on plates because the bald guy kept throwing them away.

    • @kimjongoooof4391
      @kimjongoooof4391 5 лет назад +27

      greade Aundera underrated

    • @watto9361
      @watto9361 5 лет назад +170

      Just imagining the finance office for the show:
      "Jesus Christ, why in the fuck are we spending so much on ingredients Jerry???"
      "Take it up with baldy, Tom. Half our fucking budget ends up in the trash because of that attention-seeking douchebag."

    • @Slakkmichael
      @Slakkmichael 4 года назад +2

      Holy shit! This made me laugh!

    • @euniceong595
      @euniceong595 4 года назад +1

      They prolly dig it up after the show

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 года назад

      @@euniceong595 k

  • @DarylStreete
    @DarylStreete 5 лет назад +2865

    Bald guy: *Sees visually appealing side dish*
    Bald guy: Is this some kind of personal attack?

    • @Nerevarine420
      @Nerevarine420 5 лет назад +2

      The Bull Moose let me introduce myself

    • @LifeChangingPicks
      @LifeChangingPicks 5 лет назад +2

      Hi I’m Paul

    • @nixcortez4019
      @nixcortez4019 5 лет назад +1

      @@LifeChangingPicks hey paul

    • @aidsdoh8286
      @aidsdoh8286 5 лет назад +1

      @@LifeChangingPicks paul you seem like a solid bloke. everyones pauls on me.

    • @scomo7yearsago958
      @scomo7yearsago958 5 лет назад +1

      Brave Kings hey Paul, how are you?

  • @vtipoman
    @vtipoman 3 года назад +2340

    Gordon: "what the fuck, is this glue?? What is this consistency???"
    Glasses guy: "Honestly, I'm disappointed. You've overcooked it. Now the consistency is all wrong."
    Joe: "Your birth was a mistake"

    • @DEV-rw7eu
      @DEV-rw7eu 2 года назад +60

      Your entire blood line was a mistakes

    • @lilliepad_froh
      @lilliepad_froh Год назад +27

      Oh btw, i think the glasses guy is named Elliot. Really sweet dude!

    • @FreddyFazbeaxx
      @FreddyFazbeaxx Год назад +5

      Joe's response 💀

    • @joeygreen8091
      @joeygreen8091 Год назад

      It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket

    • @holly452
      @holly452 Год назад +6

      ​@@lilliepad_frohI think that's his last name, I think his first name is Graham

  • @machonacho769
    @machonacho769 5 лет назад +2433

    every time the bald guy says anything or does anything, Gordon wipes his face as if he is disappointed in him

    • @William_Bill_Overbeck
      @William_Bill_Overbeck 4 года назад +179

      The bald guy is trying very hard to be like Gordon

    • @tacobanana6538
      @tacobanana6538 4 года назад +223

      I wanted someone or at least Charley to comment on that because like you can tell Gordon is trying to find the mental strength to not just sit the villain version of Mr clean down on a little kids chair and let the other two actually judge.

    • @Thief005
      @Thief005 4 года назад +13

      @@tacobanana6538 I'm dying

    • @ryuuisnothere
      @ryuuisnothere 4 года назад +15

      even gordon is sick of his shit

    • @wesj9415
      @wesj9415 4 года назад +27

      Cause he knows Joes full of shit since he’s a businessman not a chef. I couldn’t find anything saying he was an actual chef besides maybe at his family’s restaurant as a kid.

  • @drkmercenary
    @drkmercenary 5 лет назад +24192

    The bald guy is solely responsible for 10% of food waste in the US.

  • @codyd7841
    @codyd7841 4 года назад +22658

    Fun fact joe is infact homeless and is using the trash can as a method collecting the food later

    • @Kleebo
      @Kleebo 4 года назад +217

      Hahaha

    • @bruhbruh6969
      @bruhbruh6969 4 года назад +104

      Hahaha

    • @vigilant3263
      @vigilant3263 4 года назад +805

      or maybe he actually loves the food so he saves the food in the trash so the other chefs dont devour it

    • @codyd7841
      @codyd7841 4 года назад +47

      @@vigilant3263 maby (:

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 4 года назад +250

      his strategical mind beats us at every level

  • @venomade8367
    @venomade8367 4 года назад +2345

    5:24 even Gordon is like "joe wtf are you on"

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard 3 года назад +240

      lmao no wonder they kicked him off

    • @poweroftruth9258
      @poweroftruth9258 3 года назад +22

      The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life…..

    • @lizardman1582
      @lizardman1582 3 года назад +82

      @@poweroftruth9258 wtf is wrong with you?

    • @highguard3792
      @highguard3792 3 года назад +7

      @@poweroftruth9258 🤡🤡🤡

    • @Mr.Bimgus
      @Mr.Bimgus 3 года назад +30

      @@poweroftruth9258 I mean maybe, but how is that relevant at all right now?

  • @KamenRiderRei
    @KamenRiderRei 5 лет назад +7718

    Bald guy tries hard to sound angry, Gordon naturally sounds angry. He's like Gordon Ramsay if Gordon Ramsay was made in the back alleys of china and they ran out of hair during assembly.

  • @Duskets
    @Duskets 5 лет назад +9367

    Gordon: “this dish is terrible”
    Joe: “you’re terrible”

    • @gk2796
      @gk2796 5 лет назад +160

      Joe mama me if you are gay

    • @coolerlama7263
      @coolerlama7263 5 лет назад +87

      @@gk2796 yeah who's joe

    • @hishadi4998
      @hishadi4998 5 лет назад +284

      @@gk2796 *laughs in enchantment table*

    • @aegis_knight
      @aegis_knight 5 лет назад +54

      Gameknight oh no

    • @jagtech490
      @jagtech490 5 лет назад +103

      Gameknight pathetic mortal,do you know what you have released ?

  • @Ghoster820
    @Ghoster820 4 года назад +4731

    Gordon: I must look closely and find the mistakes the chef has made.
    Other guy: What could make the chef improve their work.
    Bald man: Ah yes, another sacrifice for the trash man.

    • @bigyam6973
      @bigyam6973 4 года назад +208

      Trash man: Your Meal will make a fine addition to my collection.

    • @epikindinos21
      @epikindinos21 4 года назад +12

      Yea gordon does not always do that sorry mate STOP putting gordon on a pedestal.

    • @Ghoster820
      @Ghoster820 4 года назад +129

      @@epikindinos21 he’s not my concern, my concern is that the trash man gets all the sacrifices he needs, or else he will raise hell

    • @jasonleaders3187
      @jasonleaders3187 4 года назад +30

      TRASH FOR THE TRASH GOD

    • @lilblock3564
      @lilblock3564 4 года назад +53

      @@epikindinos21 He does it far FAR more than joe does it. Well joe doesnt even do it so. I havent seen him give constructive criticism once. Joe is just a prick.

  • @jimitpoddar4365
    @jimitpoddar4365 3 года назад +633

    I love how Gordon is in the back like "This dude's worse than me"

    • @foundouthowtochangeytnameb1997
      @foundouthowtochangeytnameb1997 3 года назад +45

      I feel like he was rubbing his head because of the headache the bald guy was giving him

    • @user-re8tc1dg3b
      @user-re8tc1dg3b 3 года назад +16

      He just looks at him like: this guy is such a wanabee...

  • @GauravGRocks
    @GauravGRocks 5 лет назад +5613

    Gordon actually gives criticism, Joe just throws it in the trash.

    • @camerong7365
      @camerong7365 5 лет назад +762

      Joe literally said "This is so bad, I'm not tasting it."
      I'm not tasting it.
      What... what the fuck?

    • @tonyfortier8835
      @tonyfortier8835 5 лет назад +494

      @@camerong7365 Joe is trying to proove he's a tough man by being mean. He must have issues with himself so he takes out his rage on his students. Which just makes him look like an idiot. He must be trying to "outman" Gordon by being meaner than him. Gordon is mean when you do badly. Joe is mean for the sole purpose of it.

    • @Mr371312
      @Mr371312 5 лет назад +90

      The most constructive kind of criticism: the trash

    • @glossyplane542
      @glossyplane542 5 лет назад +40

      It’s almost like he’s the only one on the show who’s an actual Chef

    • @tonyfortier8835
      @tonyfortier8835 5 лет назад +95

      @@Mr371312 Ive done canadian cadets, A military funded "boy scoutish" organization that teaches teenagers tips for life and teaches them how to become a good leader and a good team member. Ive ranked as an NCO there. The Leaders who scream at their cadets just to be mean, well theyd get bad results and on and on. You cannot teach someone only by screaming at them. It wont work. The kids would do the tasks just so the shitty staff stopped screaming at them. They wouldnt learn why its important. Like they would clean up their living spaces just because petty officer dipshit would scream. Not because they knew that keeping things clean had only benefits, finding your stuff easily, your things have less chances to break, its safer for nightime and incase of fire, kif you dont clean up now youll have more chances of garbage filling up... The list goes on and on. Never pull out the negative and just that. Talk about the negative and give reasons why the task was wrong executed and how to remediate to the situation. The kid will feel better and will actually learn something from you. And youll get the feeling of being a good "pedagogue".

  • @christop3
    @christop3 4 года назад +11387

    I like how Gordon rubs his eyes EVERY SINGLE TIME Joe does/says anything.
    Honestly, even Gordon cant handle his shit.

    • @aegonThe47th
      @aegonThe47th 4 года назад +955

      I assume he's assuming himself as the alpha while Gordan is around

    • @ashleyvancleave6026
      @ashleyvancleave6026 4 года назад +105

      @@aegonThe47th true.

    • @bukuroshebytyci185
      @bukuroshebytyci185 4 года назад +440

      It’s like someone watching their drunk uncle embarass themselves at an Applebee’s

    • @TheGIJew.
      @TheGIJew. 4 года назад +707

      there's a clip where Joe straigh-up refuses to eat someone's garlic bread because garlic bread "doesn't exist in italy" and gordon just calls him out for being a fucking snob

    • @peanutbutterandcheese9711
      @peanutbutterandcheese9711 4 года назад +18

      @@TheGIJew. can I see that?

  • @art_lobe
    @art_lobe 5 лет назад +1549

    "How dare you stand your ground when we shitted on your dish without even tasting it properly?!"

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 5 лет назад +171

      Yeah its fake fucking discipline bullshit.
      Fuck these shows.

    • @DCGMatthew1
      @DCGMatthew1 5 лет назад +55

      @Vapor The US version does it, none of the others do, it's the same with Hell's Kitchen.

    • @coreythepeanut
      @coreythepeanut 5 лет назад +17

      @@DCGMatthew1 I guess that's because America likes being insulted? I don't fucking know.

    • @Speedd701
      @Speedd701 5 лет назад +26

      @@grandarkfang_1482 Gordon Ramsay definitely knows what he is doing. The other two, not sure.

    • @tannerlawley8435
      @tannerlawley8435 5 лет назад

      Burned Edits
      Gordan Ramsey is great

  • @UltimateShadow10
    @UltimateShadow10 3 года назад +570

    I like to believe that after each season, every contestant waits out in the parking lot waiting for Joe to walk out of the building so they can all take turns beating the shit out of him.

    • @heisen-bones
      @heisen-bones Год назад +6

      in a perfect world...

    • @thesilentassassin1167
      @thesilentassassin1167 5 месяцев назад

      This shit used to happen at school I went to, there was a Male PE Teacher who was a total nightmare for senior male students, and every year after a batch completed their school, bunch of guys would jump him and beat the shit out of him, funny thing is he still won’t act nicely even after getting beat up

  • @mladen7641
    @mladen7641 5 лет назад +11973

    Meet the critics:
    -The Trash Man
    -Gaben
    -The Actual Chef

    • @plumokin5535
      @plumokin5535 5 лет назад +615

      Gaben made me burst out laughing 😂

    • @m1a1abramstank49
      @m1a1abramstank49 5 лет назад +116

      Endboi He still needs to count over 3

    • @AtheistGamerz
      @AtheistGamerz 5 лет назад +242

      I come out and throw trash all over the ring, and then I start eating garbage!

    • @glossyplane542
      @glossyplane542 5 лет назад +283

      Poor Gordon has to share the stage with those people

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 5 лет назад +433

      Well, that Gaben is skinny now because the bald guy always throwing the dishes to the trash can and never give him a chance to taste it

  • @dylansasson6756
    @dylansasson6756 5 лет назад +3495

    Alternative Title: Bald Virgin Vibe Checks Room of Chefs

  • @aaronvargas6004
    @aaronvargas6004 5 лет назад +4794

    This bald guy has so much reddit karma it’s insane.

    • @chumincoomim
      @chumincoomim 5 лет назад +381

      He propably tells random women how much karma he has and they get instantly wet

    • @mrmimeguy
      @mrmimeguy 5 лет назад +159

      @Great Beyond okay boomer

    • @EggNog5708
      @EggNog5708 5 лет назад +232

      @Great Beyond Jesus fuck dude calm down

    • @kikkoman8484
      @kikkoman8484 5 лет назад +10

      @Vapor lol

    • @LUCAS420BLZ
      @LUCAS420BLZ 5 лет назад +84

      Joe looks and acts like the average bitchy Redditor who doesn't get their karma and gets their post copied

  • @metafate
    @metafate 2 года назад +434

    my favorite moment in masterchef was joe being insulted by garlic bread and gordon asked him what was so wrong about it. joe just says "they don't serve garlic bread in italian restaurants". gordon disagreed, and then i think everyone in italy disagreed.

  • @just__wow7387
    @just__wow7387 4 года назад +6382

    As a kid who used to get up at 3 A.M and eat shredded cheese from a bag, them throwing away that nice food makes me sad

    • @samuiyuki3117
      @samuiyuki3117 4 года назад +346

      Ah I see you a man with culture as well

    • @Dylan-xt3ms
      @Dylan-xt3ms 4 года назад +26

      Mood

    • @Awpcs
      @Awpcs 4 года назад +198

      Shredded cheese fixes all problems
      At least for the first 30 seconds

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 года назад +95

      @@Awpcs Every problem! Well except heart disease and high cholesterol and some hearty night-shits, but the good outweighs the bad, right?

    • @kakuja3911
      @kakuja3911 4 года назад +27

      Wdym used to? Real men still do that

  • @customersevice1025
    @customersevice1025 4 года назад +4286

    Joe looks like the kid that gets bullied at school and then releases the anger from that on his 5 year old brother

    • @ethanmiller1808
      @ethanmiller1808 4 года назад +135

      ive been on hold for an hour can you pass me on to your manager

    • @landoblando8947
      @landoblando8947 4 года назад +12

      I'm leaving a bad review

    • @fwuffy_cloud
      @fwuffy_cloud 4 года назад +7

      Not gonna lie I used to be that kid. I've actively improved and am a better person now, though.

    • @kh3rb
      @kh3rb 3 года назад +2

      @@dannyrudd7644 sorry but i have to do this...
      Your*

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 года назад

      @@kh3rb you meant “yuroe” right?

  • @totenblume7517
    @totenblume7517 5 лет назад +3235

    Gordon: "I hate this dish"
    Joe: "I hate your existence"

    • @burr69
      @burr69 5 лет назад +4

      who’s joe

    • @parsahsn5219
      @parsahsn5219 5 лет назад +97

      @@burr69 i wish his last name was mama, but apparently it's Joe "bald" fooddumper

    • @CamperN00b47
      @CamperN00b47 5 лет назад +8

      Joe's the baldie

    • @TwitchMomentsCC
      @TwitchMomentsCC 5 лет назад +8

      @@burr69 joe mama

    • @sipp884
      @sipp884 5 лет назад +1

      Twitch Moments gOteem

  • @deepucks7519
    @deepucks7519 4 года назад +980

    I would like to see someone get Joe to make a dish, then feed it to him saying it’s someone else’s. Just to see if he would dump it.

    • @saravg235
      @saravg235 4 года назад +27

      This needs to happen

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard 3 года назад +58

      joe is not even a chef so he would definitely hate it

    • @cranberrychili2260
      @cranberrychili2260 3 года назад +44

      @@lrizzard hes not a chef???? What the fuck is he doing here then

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard 3 года назад +16

      @@cranberrychili2260 hahaha exactly

    • @adikavita436
      @adikavita436 3 года назад +71

      @@cranberrychili2260 He's a wine taster and restaurant owner, that doesn't make one a chef.

  • @ElFreakinCid
    @ElFreakinCid 5 лет назад +2625

    "Objectively, your food sucks."
    "I don't feel it does."
    "Well we say it does, so it does, and that counts as constructive criticism."
    100% bulletproof logic there.

    • @fkssjs
      @fkssjs 5 лет назад +26

      Big brain

    • @viccyyboii3308
      @viccyyboii3308 5 лет назад +170

      "We're famous, you're not, that means that you suck."

    • @Tetsuza_3
      @Tetsuza_3 5 лет назад +15

      In all fairness, if its in the context of a customer or a consumer, that is mildly true. I mean in the end the business of being a chef is satisfying your customers, if you don't do that right, there isn't much else you exist as a business for.

    • @Mugthraka
      @Mugthraka 5 лет назад +15

      @Skelebones they tell them, its just that those "Top 20 worst dishses" etc cuts things to an extent that you don't see it, and if Gordon and Graham allready said what was wrong, there isn't much more to say.

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 4 года назад +15

      We're such good chefs that we don't even have to taste it to know it sucks. Which is why Joe has thrown away every plate and still not eaten anything yet

  • @TheTimedistorter
    @TheTimedistorter 4 года назад +14118

    Joe is Saitama's cousin, One Inch Man.

    • @accounteliminato3885
      @accounteliminato3885 4 года назад +176

      SirPugThePugKing .V normie

    • @Jojozilla426
      @Jojozilla426 4 года назад +256

      @@avillalobos4263 oh no...anyway

    • @abibasadidos8330
      @abibasadidos8330 4 года назад +500

      @@avillalobos4263 oh-OH GOD. HE SAID NOT FUNNY DIDNT LAUGH!!!! 😱 HOLY FUCK WHAT EVER SHALL WE DO?????? OH MY GOD SOUND THE ALARMS, RELEASE THE ATTACK DOGS. A MONSTER'S ON THE LOOSE-

    • @just_some_nobody199
      @just_some_nobody199 4 года назад +117

      It should be One Trash Man

    • @agentulgrin2809
      @agentulgrin2809 4 года назад +61

      One tantrum man

  • @romoc0p
    @romoc0p 5 лет назад +3361

    The bald guy actually isn't a chef. He's just a 'restauranteur'.

    • @jaellyons4625
      @jaellyons4625 5 лет назад +179

      Wtf is a restauranteur?

    • @the13thjoker
      @the13thjoker 5 лет назад +495

      @@jaellyons4625 French word for restaurant owner.

    • @shkmru3
      @shkmru3 5 лет назад +468

      a short hairlined bald man, with a restaurant who thinks he is fancy cus he gets 15 customers a day.

    • @deanmoriarty6015
      @deanmoriarty6015 5 лет назад +413

      best part is it’s his mother’s restaurants lol

    • @Enduroman1
      @Enduroman1 5 лет назад +362

      @@jaellyons4625 he's the guy that makes your 2oz steak cost 60 dollars because of the garnish is slightly decorative

  • @bluemutt9964
    @bluemutt9964 3 года назад +426

    Just learned Joe's mom paid for his entire career and he's been living off of her success. Makes total sense now why he's desperate for a shred of the respect people have for Ramsay

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 Год назад +20

      Gordon had to mentor under one of the most abusive _and_ respected chefs in the world for years before he deemed him good enough to run his own kitchen, and even now that dude often takes pitshots at Gordon's cooking methods. The only man to make him cry.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 Год назад +13

      ​@@billbill6094Also, Gordon was raised in abusive childhood as his dad was an alcoholic abuser who neglected him and his siblings. His brother even turns to be alcoholic and also drug users. He was even arrested in Bali, Indonesia for smuggling drugs.
      One of the winners of Hell's Kitchen couldn't get the position becoming the Head Chef in one of his restaurants due to her failed drug test and allegedly, she took so many drugs (possibly weed) during competition. The head chef position later passed to the winner in the next season. Gordon is very strict to drugs because of his brother's condition.

  • @AutumnAKR
    @AutumnAKR 4 года назад +3980

    "We are offering constructive criticism." And Joe is just saying insults and then using the trash can.

    • @kadei7117
      @kadei7117 3 года назад +7

      No replies

    • @creeeamy7133
      @creeeamy7133 3 года назад +57

      @@kadei7117 You don't correct the right answer

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 2 года назад +8

      @@kadei7117 then make a reply worth reading.

  • @millierock2049
    @millierock2049 4 года назад +5683

    I love this show and it’s always so obvious that Joe wants to be as hardass as Gordon but with no actual critique to back it up, he wants this to be his show so bad

    • @iamgarbage8956
      @iamgarbage8956 3 года назад +92

      Nah I hated him at first but honestly it's good fucking content

    • @shotgunmouthwash-2718
      @shotgunmouthwash-2718 3 года назад +150

      The guy (joe) is not even a chef

    • @lollocausto302
      @lollocausto302 3 года назад +49

      He doesn't want to look like anyone, he just acts like he is told to. Remember this is a show and some reactions are scripted

    • @shadowbbb4010
      @shadowbbb4010 3 года назад +15

      I use to think this until he left and the show became boring

    • @davidc.
      @davidc. 3 года назад +1

      I've always hated cunts that say that dumb shit

  • @class-d6179
    @class-d6179 4 года назад +13765

    Joe acts like a Redditor when a disabled make a wish child doesn’t like minecraft

  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 4 года назад +3565

    Theory: The fat guy with glasses becomes skinny because that bald guy keeps throwing the food to trash can and he's never get a chance to taste it.
    Edit:
    Don't look at my replies, y'all. It's all "haha funny 69" comments.

    • @lewyg
      @lewyg 3 года назад +34

      I wanted to like this but your on 69 likes so I've made my choice

    • @holiton576
      @holiton576 3 года назад +64

      @@lewyg haha funny 69

    • @user-rg3fg4qv8c
      @user-rg3fg4qv8c 3 года назад +23

      @@lewyg haha funny 69

    • @nixirlnotfake
      @nixirlnotfake 3 года назад +18

      @@lewyg haha funny 69

    • @kollanata.620
      @kollanata.620 3 года назад +13

      @@lewyg haha funny 69

  • @marcus5ize
    @marcus5ize 5 лет назад +5669

    Joe is the equivalent of a rich kid who thinks he's better than you cause his parents have money

    • @MrDrManPerson
      @MrDrManPerson 5 лет назад +53

      Except he is a real chef and it's perfectly reasonable to be angry with being served raw meat.

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 лет назад +21

      sup edgy. taco bell burittoooo

    • @josephk1342
      @josephk1342 5 лет назад +376

      @@MrDrManPerson he's not a chef

    • @teiadam134
      @teiadam134 5 лет назад +216

      @@MrDrManPerson he isn't a chef. he's just on there cuz he's rich and is a producer of the show or something. He's a real piece of shit

    • @ivansivak93
      @ivansivak93 5 лет назад +9

      Who's Joe?

  • @glossyplane542
    @glossyplane542 5 лет назад +1983

    Gordon Ramsay: chaotic neutral
    Gaben: true neutral
    Joe: chaotic evil

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 4 года назад +182

      Gordon: Chaotic Neutral
      Joe: Chaotic Asshole
      Gaben: True Hungry

    • @marksabado7939
      @marksabado7939 4 года назад +42

      Nah...joe is a wannabe evil

    • @Frog101_Real
      @Frog101_Real 4 года назад +24

      Gaben is more neutral good

    • @RESURGAM.
      @RESURGAM. 4 года назад +8

      Gordon is definitely lawful evil

    • @twistedwizard9100
      @twistedwizard9100 4 года назад +7

      "Gaben" has a name
      It's Graham Elliot

  • @Reggie5088
    @Reggie5088 5 лет назад +4393

    The bald guy is just a Gordon Ramsey wannabe

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 5 лет назад +374

      Yeah he's trying and failing miserably

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 лет назад +13

      sup blood. taco bell burittooooo

    • @topkekfilmproductions3464
      @topkekfilmproductions3464 5 лет назад +59

      hes just an asshole

    • @classifiedamphibian4649
      @classifiedamphibian4649 5 лет назад +25

      Gordon Ramsay but he can't cook

    • @aliteralflamingpileofgarba6236
      @aliteralflamingpileofgarba6236 5 лет назад +42

      Joe is actually a pretty cool guy. He’s really nice to most of the contestants. He only gets rude when the food is garbage. And there is ALOT of garbage in this show

  • @dshocc1376
    @dshocc1376 3 года назад +181

    Charlie: "Are these three aliens trying to pretend they know human food?"
    also Charlie: "I've never heard of a pizza stone"

    • @inkiidonut
      @inkiidonut 3 года назад +14

      w..what's a pizza stone

    • @sosia0naro
      @sosia0naro 3 года назад +9

      @@inkiidonut The plate thingie that you put your pizza on when you put you pizza in oven

    • @kiasmidt7678
      @kiasmidt7678 3 года назад +15

      @@sosia0naro that's awesome. From now on when I make cookies I'm gonna call the tray they go on a "cookie stone"

    • @sosia0naro
      @sosia0naro 3 года назад +7

      @@kiasmidt7678 oooh so thats what a real kidney stone is then.

    • @fungeonsandkraggons5381
      @fungeonsandkraggons5381 3 года назад +1

      We all know Charlie is alien Jesus returned

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 4 года назад +4021

    What Joe...too much urine in the dish sir?

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 4 года назад +1368

    Contestant: I call it “Bold and Brash”
    Joe: More like “Belongs in the Trash”

  • @camerong7365
    @camerong7365 5 лет назад +515

    "This is so bad...
    *I'm not tasting it* "

    • @cumdumpster391
      @cumdumpster391 4 года назад +11

      That's what she said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @belalhussain7988
      @belalhussain7988 4 года назад +7

      @@cumdumpster391 That's what she said (◠‿◕)

    • @dialga236
      @dialga236 4 года назад +1

      thats igns motto

    • @PlayWithMyJoystick3000
      @PlayWithMyJoystick3000 4 года назад +4

      I would’ve clapped back at all of them “Joe, my food may not look good, but that doesn’t mean it tastes bad. Take you for example, you’re good looking, but you’re fucking shit on the inside.”💀

    • @kingmuizz708
      @kingmuizz708 4 года назад +2

      @@PlayWithMyJoystick3000 he's good looking?....I don't see it tbh....

  • @royalgecko5683
    @royalgecko5683 3 года назад +77

    Joe Bastianich has no right critiquing food. The guy's a restauranteur, not a chef

    • @dksmoothful
      @dksmoothful 3 года назад +9

      Thank you! Ive been making this point for years. He probably cant cook shit!

    • @royalgecko5683
      @royalgecko5683 3 года назад +3

      @@dksmoothful, theres a reason why Gordon and the other guy cooked a salmon dish while Joe was the one who ate it

    • @dksmoothful
      @dksmoothful 3 года назад +1

      @@royalgecko5683 i watch masterchef irl and was just here to rewatch charlies commentary lol but i presume youre agreeing with me

    • @royalgecko5683
      @royalgecko5683 3 года назад

      @@dksmoothful ya, XD, hence me shit talking Joe

    • @royalgecko5683
      @royalgecko5683 3 года назад

      @@dksmoothful ya, XD, hence me shit talking Joe

  • @Stalutes64
    @Stalutes64 4 года назад +2299

    How is joe even alive when he reflexively throws his food out and has a panic attack every time he tries to eat

    • @themaninthestars891
      @themaninthestars891 3 года назад +94

      Joe doesn't need food to live
      He can exist by using the nutrients in the tears of the chef's he bullies

    • @mossballus
      @mossballus 2 года назад +2

      Lmao how does this only have one reply

    • @Saintofloneliness
      @Saintofloneliness 2 года назад +1

      LMFAOOOO

    • @quandilustenbinguslorsodo1501
      @quandilustenbinguslorsodo1501 2 года назад +2

      Whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life. He is returning, accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior amen

    • @OxelOttleRottle
      @OxelOttleRottle 2 года назад

      They have to force feed him through a tube

  • @ramonocejo6256
    @ramonocejo6256 5 лет назад +570

    the bald guy was so heartless because he's mad that he has no hair.

  • @Trollek33
    @Trollek33 5 лет назад +814

    Legends say, that Christian is still standing there for this day.

    • @j.stromberg8764
      @j.stromberg8764 5 лет назад +13

      And still eating his food that didn't get tasted

    • @excalibirb9204
      @excalibirb9204 5 лет назад

      How about this Christian

    • @buldockschannel1528
      @buldockschannel1528 5 лет назад +3

      No man is man enough to take him out

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 4 года назад

      Seriously, Joe is such a loser. We all know what Charlie said is 100% true.

  • @jaydencruz4014
    @jaydencruz4014 4 года назад +39

    I'm sure someone explained this in the stream, but to those curious. A pizza stone is a slab of stone that you put on your oven over your pizza (the next shelf I mean) and it creates a massive ball of heat for the pizza to cook. It burns the bottom a bit but cooks everything pretty well. This can also be done with a pizza steel, which is the same concept, but more intense because it's a slab of metal.

  • @CWSrocks05
    @CWSrocks05 5 лет назад +639

    Joe asked his mom to cut the frill off of uncrustables as a kid

  • @olafwic
    @olafwic 5 лет назад +693

    It’s funny how Gordon Ramsay is actually the mildest guy in the room

    • @masoniclight364
      @masoniclight364 5 лет назад +174

      Gordon can be mean but he knows when someone puts in effort. It is why I hate Joe he is such a prick to people

    • @branddransnothing
      @branddransnothing 5 лет назад +71

      @@masoniclight364 oh God I remembered how pissed he was when a kid in junior masterchef gave him a tart that's not out of the baking tin. The kid was trying so hard to not break under pressure and gave all his effort into his dessert. Even Gorden would've understood how that child felt

    • @TheArnoldification
      @TheArnoldification 5 лет назад +83

      gordon is just all around a good guy, tough but caring. Bald guy is just a disrespectful douche, probably a "bad cop good cop" persona going on for the sake of showmanship though

    • @chrisdenning6192
      @chrisdenning6192 5 лет назад +32

      TheArnoldification it’s clear it’s done up for entertainment, but it’s still pretty hard to watch joe just shit all over the chefs. gordon actually likes to give constructive criticism and doesn’t flip out on them that often

    • @TotinosOtherBoy
      @TotinosOtherBoy 5 лет назад +1

      Hes humble unlike Mr Clean here

  • @coolmanjack1995
    @coolmanjack1995 5 лет назад +226

    Imagine being a judge on Masterchef just so you could throw all the food away before tasting it

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 лет назад

      No, only Bald douche does that. Gordon cringes externally and the fat guy with glasses sheds a tear when the bald dude flips his shit

  • @bignugz8300
    @bignugz8300 4 года назад +52

    4:23 he literally doesn’t even give the food time to set in his mouth before he immediately resulted to insults

    • @rotisseriepossum
      @rotisseriepossum 3 года назад +8

      I’m not even convinced he took a proper bite
      Edit: ok I keep rewinding and slowing it down but I legit cannot see any food that spoon. It’s blurry tho but still

    • @pieseldatches
      @pieseldatches 3 года назад +7

      @@rotisseriepossum he took a spoonful of air

    • @lilliepad_froh
      @lilliepad_froh 2 месяца назад

      @@rotisseriepossumHe didn’t take a sip. he scooped up a little bit, poured it back into the bowl, and ate the spoon

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 5 лет назад +495

    "Id be worried about what you made here"
    *hear gun loading in the distance *

    • @MohaganyXD
      @MohaganyXD 5 лет назад +6

      “I’d be worried about what you made here”
      Why do I hear boss music

    • @broopdefloop
      @broopdefloop 5 лет назад +1

      Gun gets loaded
      Gordon:that gun is horrid
      Gun:breaks

  • @TimmyisaPanda
    @TimmyisaPanda 5 лет назад +408

    Notice how he’s aggressive to people with more hair than him.. so everyone

  • @chasebh89
    @chasebh89 5 лет назад +765

    "What dish did you make?"
    " I made- "
    "Its called master *chef* I didnt ask you to tell me about what you cooked"

  • @AngeloEdwardOOrtiz
    @AngeloEdwardOOrtiz 2 года назад +41

    Gordon: Gives you constructive criticism to help you improve
    Joe: Literally insults your whole family bloodline

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 Год назад +2

      Even then most of the time he just calls the dish a various form of animal shit.

  • @TGITyTy
    @TGITyTy 5 лет назад +1075

    The bald dude tries too hard to be the “Simon Cowell” of this show.

    • @APSejuani
      @APSejuani 5 лет назад +39

      He makes mediocre country music and racist jokes on Italian TV now, apparently.

    • @mariobadia4553
      @mariobadia4553 5 лет назад +15

      @@APSejuani Simon or the bald guy

    • @lucidstarlight3296
      @lucidstarlight3296 5 лет назад +1

      @@mariobadia4553 lmaooo😂

    • @danielholoweckyj9098
      @danielholoweckyj9098 4 года назад +1

      @@mariobadia4553 wait I'm acc curious now. Which one?

    • @seathrulens
      @seathrulens 4 года назад +1

      I have never found a comment I agree with more

  • @Musically_Declined
    @Musically_Declined 4 года назад +1032

    Gordon; I’m more tough on Hells Kitchen then in Masterchef
    Gordon has never personally told anyone they haven’t achieved anything in life on Hells Kitchen.

    • @JianCB2
      @JianCB2 4 года назад +122

      He's said far worse things in Hell's Kitchen.

    • @KingJori_
      @KingJori_ 4 года назад +184

      Then again, most contestants on HK HAVE achieved something in life in order to be on the show (executive chef, sous chef, etc.)

    • @kid4895
      @kid4895 3 года назад +21

      In Hell's Kitchen, he literally insults everyone, including the customers and his own waiters/waitresses

    • @sosia0naro
      @sosia0naro 3 года назад +64

      @@kid4895 tbh I've never seen Gordon be rude towards the wait staff ever. Unless they deserve it. And unlike Joe he makes the contestants that he insults good chefs.

    • @kid4895
      @kid4895 3 года назад +5

      @@sosia0naro there's a video that sowed him insulting his maitre d (idk how to spell it)

  • @michaeljaeschke1649
    @michaeljaeschke1649 5 лет назад +323

    "This dish tastes like inferior genes"

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 5 лет назад +25

      "You wouldn't, uh... happen to be Jewish, would you, chef?"
      "... Come again?"
      Edit: Does ANYONE know why Joe is so rude when he critiques the food?

    • @MarcoDToon
      @MarcoDToon 5 лет назад +7

      @@ayyylmao101 Because this is a scripted show and he's supposed to act like this. In the italian masterchef Joe's personality is a lot different

    • @bestgreatestman
      @bestgreatestman 5 лет назад +8

      Marco D. Toon yeah, he’s a straight up racist towards Asians on that show

    • @isaiahbanya895
      @isaiahbanya895 5 лет назад

      Ayyy lmao lol what episode is this

  • @merwinmortier8284
    @merwinmortier8284 4 года назад +71

    The segment at 0:20 doesn't get enough attention. Joe criticises the contestant for putting bearnaise sauce on his steak, while this is actually a very common sauce to put on steaks. Shows you how little he really knows.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 Год назад

      Also, he and Gordon ever argued about whether or not they have should put Garlic Bread in an Italian dish just because one contestant put a garlic bread on his dish. Joe said he never put any garlic breads on his restaurants! But, Gordon doesn't care anyway.

    • @S4ltyTar0
      @S4ltyTar0 Год назад

      Because Joe doesn't have a palate, he knows traditional cooking technique which allows him to talk about food objectively "This is gross because traditionally bearnaise sauce doesn't go on steak" but he doesn't have a strong enough palate to explain why new combinations work or don't work. Even when he praises something he always goes back to traditional technique like, "you've elevated this humble asian noodle into a fine dining european pasta dish".

  • @jayzeus645
    @jayzeus645 5 лет назад +1164

    British Masterchef is no where near as ball poppingly aggressive as American Masterchef, I mean on American Masterchef the judges act like roid raging steroid junkies while other contestants laugh like hyenas on the balcones above at the choas unfolding below them.

    • @lcttk2049
      @lcttk2049 5 лет назад +189

      Brazilian master chef is the most wholesome thing ever they even cry when a participant gets out and sometimes even offer jobs to them, they aren't monsters like the American ones

    • @jayzeus645
      @jayzeus645 5 лет назад +73

      @@lcttk2049 That indeed sounds very wholesome my friend and I much prefer that more thoughtful and caring approach than cheap anger, outrage and humiliation.

    • @emigohome
      @emigohome 5 лет назад +53

      Masterchef Junior is also muuuch more toned down. Which is good considering it's the kids version. Gordon is great with and encourages the kids, too!

    • @2018_Toyota_Prius
      @2018_Toyota_Prius 5 лет назад +25

      The great British baking show is easily the best cooking show in my opinion. Nice peaceful music, the whole show is set in a tent on a beautiful estate, plus the judges are really polite.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 5 лет назад +33

      Watch Masterchef Australia, the judges are nice and there's even Marco Pierre White, Gordon Ramsay's teacher that made Gordon cried when he was a rookie chef. The contestants never talking shit and backstabbing each other and they all very supportive just like family because Australian never bullying people.

  • @shaunlevin5081
    @shaunlevin5081 5 лет назад +2765

    The bald guy is like a redditor who got in an argument and throws around claims that he can't back up.

    • @Accuaro
      @Accuaro 5 лет назад +134

      Nah, he's more like a mod on a reddit sub tbh

    • @chrisdenning6192
      @chrisdenning6192 5 лет назад +56

      he’s always got this stick up his ass. hes always my least favorite chef to see on masterchef :/

    • @ThegodisAbraxas
      @ThegodisAbraxas 5 лет назад +21

      Good thing the contestants are actors with fake backstories then.

    • @TheLikenessOfNormal
      @TheLikenessOfNormal 5 лет назад +34

      He's legit business partners with his mom.
      AKA his mom handed him successful restaurants and partnered him with Mario Batali to keep the food good.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 лет назад +2

      Damn redditors, they must be working with the Communist Jew Furries.

  • @VidalMoon
    @VidalMoon 5 лет назад +3351

    Someone should just cook him some McDonald's to see how he reacts.

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 лет назад +30

      hello vidal. taco bell burittooo

    • @residentflamingo115
      @residentflamingo115 5 лет назад +7

      @@JODRecaps oh hi

    • @unknownpower8151
      @unknownpower8151 5 лет назад +3

      @@JODRecaps you are ever where are you following me

    • @deesh6378
      @deesh6378 5 лет назад +83

      He once said he likes fast food and often eats it in-between takes of his shows such as kitchen nightmares because he doesn't have much time to prepare food. Things like McDonald's, KFC, Chuck E Cheese, etc.

    • @madas1435
      @madas1435 5 лет назад +52

      @@JODRecaps stfu boomer ass

  • @MidasButSilver
    @MidasButSilver 4 года назад +34

    What I learned about this show is, that trash can is unbelievably deep

  • @dre.cast18
    @dre.cast18 4 года назад +2864

    Joe’s Bizarre Adventure: Plates Unbreakable

    • @Beeheeheee
      @Beeheeheee 4 года назад +95

      What the hell did you just say about my dish?

    • @magmavision2000
      @magmavision2000 4 года назад +69

      Phantom Critic

    • @beloved1746
      @beloved1746 4 года назад +51

      The main antagonist is the guy who stood his ground.

    • @samuiyuki3117
      @samuiyuki3117 4 года назад +53

      Joetaro

    • @Beeheeheee
      @Beeheeheee 4 года назад +41

      JoeJoelion

  • @nickd.9955
    @nickd.9955 5 лет назад +580

    Joe: "Stop calling me the bald guy, my name is Joe!"
    Everyone in existence: "Ok Bald Guy"

  • @TheDiscusserOriginal
    @TheDiscusserOriginal 5 лет назад +177

    *Throws food in the trash*
    "We're giving you constructive criticism"

  • @MariiUwU
    @MariiUwU 4 года назад +29

    "It's called eating, which you clearly know a lot about" man, that had me rolling lmao

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 лет назад +154

    Joe Bastianich's ultimate move - Serious Throwaway

  • @TheMCGamer2012
    @TheMCGamer2012 5 лет назад +183

    Ah yes, the 6 infinity stones: Reality, Power, Mind, Time, Soul, and Pizza.

    • @XdeadsoulXful
      @XdeadsoulXful 5 лет назад +19

      Its pizza time

    • @mub8445
      @mub8445 5 лет назад +3

      On my way to steal the flavor stone

    • @unreal_injun4179
      @unreal_injun4179 5 лет назад +1

      @@mub8445 its guarded by guy fuierrie in flavour town

  • @abdullahagha6678
    @abdullahagha6678 4 года назад +308

    Joe: takes bite
    Joe: calls in tactical nuke

    • @Goodly
      @Goodly 4 года назад +5

      Half the time, he doesn't even try it

  • @thecoach3577
    @thecoach3577 3 года назад +39

    Joe: *walks up to a bowl of soup and sticks his whole hand into it
    “How the hell am I supposed to eat this? This is a waste of my time.”
    *dumps it in the garbage

  • @illbuyourniknak
    @illbuyourniknak 4 года назад +4758

    Gordon:
    “This is what’s wrong, here’s also what’s wrong. Improve on it.”
    Joe:
    “Nope, it sucks and you suck. That’s all...”
    *Has a toddler-tantrum & throws plate.*

    • @epikindinos21
      @epikindinos21 4 года назад +60

      Gordon does not always do that stop putting him on a pedestal srs. Gordon in some kitchen nightmare clips I saw called a server who was a big fan fat. He told him go to the gym eat the salad before he even said hello Gordon started to harass the guy and you can see how uncomfortable he was. Gordon is not nice at all I have no idea why you people like this duce do much.

    • @farkbett699
      @farkbett699 4 года назад +229

      @Naufal Hafizh I think we found Joe's alt account

    • @Inconspicuous-Gnome
      @Inconspicuous-Gnome 4 года назад +90

      @@epikindinos21 may i ask where you found this information?

    • @kingoftrashopinions6633
      @kingoftrashopinions6633 4 года назад +68

      @Jester Xeno dude you got a link for this? bc I don’t remember this happening like. ever.

    • @karaageden7528
      @karaageden7528 4 года назад +7

      think jesyer is referring to either hotel or kitchen nightmares...not sure though since it has been a long time since i watched both series

  • @blue1133
    @blue1133 5 лет назад +110

    Baldman: "it's raw"
    Gordon: *ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME IN THE NAME OF LAMB SAUCE?*

  • @henry8755
    @henry8755 4 года назад +301

    Joe: so tell me what you made today
    Cook: well today I made a-
    Joe: did I say you could speak?

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 3 года назад

      Joe: Does anyone have any questions?
      Kid: I do!
      Joe: You stupid lil bitch

    • @Joe_blow121
      @Joe_blow121 Год назад +1

      Yah that sums it up pretty much

  • @theonlyhikaru
    @theonlyhikaru 3 года назад +65

    The homeless people in that area must be really well fed.
    The amount of food these connoisseurs waste is disgusting. I hope karma hits them hard.

    • @super6070
      @super6070 3 года назад +13

      The bald man eats it out of the trash can after the show

  • @BigMastah79
    @BigMastah79 4 года назад +122

    “You’re showing disrespect”
    **Slams people’s food into the trash in front of them and berates them**

  • @rileym8464
    @rileym8464 5 лет назад +838

    The bald guy acts as if he actually has a drop of power or strength outside his cooking show.

    • @thatnormalguy9
      @thatnormalguy9 5 лет назад +79

      i could never act like that to someone. it just seems unnatural like wtf. i know it's a show but damn.

    • @nownothingwillbewrong2958
      @nownothingwillbewrong2958 5 лет назад +26

      thatnormalguy9 I mean they’re all paid actors, even the contestants

    • @thatnormalguy9
      @thatnormalguy9 5 лет назад +30

      @@nownothingwillbewrong2958 i know. still though. i would skip this show because of the bald dude entirely.

    • @Alucard-gt1zf
      @Alucard-gt1zf 5 лет назад +14

      Riley M this guy has 14 Michelin star restaurants which is only two less than Ramsey so I would say he has a bit of power

    • @GalaxyStandard77
      @GalaxyStandard77 5 лет назад +52

      @@Alucard-gt1zf yeah, but is he a lvl 45 Archwizard in Wizards 101? He has no power

  • @katiehawkes4880
    @katiehawkes4880 5 лет назад +346

    “Dude’s like five inches taller than you and significantly wider”

    • @kleptrep94
      @kleptrep94 5 лет назад +5

      That makes sense thought he said whiter

  • @snake5285
    @snake5285 3 года назад +6

    4:31
    What are you gonna cry?
    Actually wait a second,
    Here's a cup
    *I'm thirsty*

  • @motivusthesage
    @motivusthesage 5 лет назад +1244

    Bald Man approaches Trash Can
    Trash Can: *ah shit here we go again*

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 лет назад +3

      hola sage. taco bell burittooo

    • @darthsand1085
      @darthsand1085 5 лет назад

      "That's just a trashcan"

    • @BronzeKudu
      @BronzeKudu 5 лет назад +1

      Stop this

    • @motivusthesage
      @motivusthesage 5 лет назад +2

      @@ongcop_lp who is Joe?
      *brace for impact*

    • @MrBagelBites
      @MrBagelBites 5 лет назад +7

      "Oh ho, you're approaching me?"

  • @lizzymalefic138
    @lizzymalefic138 5 лет назад +213

    British Television: I'm sorry but this is not up to par.
    American Television: *rock guitar sting, inception bwah* You've failed the species.

    • @osamabindiesel3389
      @osamabindiesel3389 5 лет назад +3

      Lizzy Malefic I’ve watched both the Hell’s Kitchen with Marco Pierre white and gordo and this is so on point. American tv shows over exaggerate every 5 seconds

    • @lizzymalefic138
      @lizzymalefic138 5 лет назад +2

      @@osamabindiesel3389
      Right? I feel like they are trying to constantly jingle keys at me to keep me invested lol :p

  • @alyssiataylor546
    @alyssiataylor546 5 лет назад +763

    Joe isn't even constructive. He's just a combination of Gordon's worse attributes

    • @aaronglidden9068
      @aaronglidden9068 5 лет назад +1

      Who's joe

    • @rasmus7493
      @rasmus7493 5 лет назад +35

      @@aaronglidden9068 Joe fuckin mama

    • @nMeiru
      @nMeiru 5 лет назад +1

      @@aaronglidden9068 the bald dude

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 5 лет назад +40

      At least Gordon actually knows how to give constructive criticism and often manages to drive people to become better with his admittedly entertaining nagging and ranting.

    • @beep898
      @beep898 5 лет назад +24

      at least Gordon is entertaining to watch, that bald guy is probably just mad that nobody knows who he is

  • @tristinkelsoe3029
    @tristinkelsoe3029 4 года назад +48

    joe is literally acting out to impress gordon like, joe gives him a little look after he trashes a dish like “did i do a good job” except gordon isnt pleased😂😂😂

  • @Sage_Oblouk
    @Sage_Oblouk 5 лет назад +60

    Bald man: Your dish disappointed me
    Me: Your patchy beard disappointed me

    • @KazukiVA
      @KazukiVA 5 лет назад +5

      The bald man's existence alone disapoints me

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 лет назад +479

    Gordon Ramsay is the type of guy to complain that his water isn’t seasoned.

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 лет назад +4

      hi mustache. taco bell burittooo

    • @SoldierMan1557
      @SoldierMan1557 5 лет назад +77

      JODishere buddy please get a job instead of making a complete fool out of yourself

    • @aii1717
      @aii1717 5 лет назад +1

      I literally see you everywhere.

    • @user-ps1li3jq4i
      @user-ps1li3jq4i 5 лет назад

      I seen you in another vid

    • @Ch.Kenora
      @Ch.Kenora 5 лет назад +4

      This is a joke straight out of 2015

  • @bingchilling3914
    @bingchilling3914 4 года назад +339

    Joe is that one kid in school that couldn't do pokemon card battles cause everyone but him had the gameboy version.

    • @Name_man
      @Name_man 4 года назад +15

      He was that one kid who thought he was better than you because you had cards he didn’t think were cool

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 2 года назад +10

    0:38 Joe: It’s raw. It’s completely raw.
    Gordon: Mf stealing my catchphrase…

  • @3minutes374
    @3minutes374 5 лет назад +336

    Me: presents subpar dish
    Gordon Ramsey: *This is why your dad went to the grocery store to buy milk and never came back*

  • @bruh-pb5kr
    @bruh-pb5kr 4 года назад +308

    joe is the guy who would look at his newborn child and say " wow disgusting "

    • @yumm186
      @yumm186 4 года назад +25

      2/10 wouldn't eat again

    • @coffeeboi158
      @coffeeboi158 3 года назад +2

      @@yumm186 Too bad he won't be eating anymore of that stuff if you know what I mean ;)

    • @sarab3888
      @sarab3888 3 года назад +8

      I mean newborns are pretty ugly

    • @RDR2clips1899
      @RDR2clips1899 3 года назад +2

      @@sarab3888 :0...........
      True

    • @GansDigital
      @GansDigital 3 года назад +4

      So you're saying Joe is the same type of guy as my dad?

  • @TheAdrift
    @TheAdrift 4 года назад +154

    “We’re trying to offer you constructive criticism!”
    “You don’t look like you’ve achieved much.”

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 3 года назад +12

      There was probably something cut out in the clip that brought that response out but yeah lol

  • @ASDASD34RDFS
    @ASDASD34RDFS 3 года назад +24

    I wonder if Joe has ever gone to one of those concept restaurants that have won michelin stars over and over again, where they describe the dish in detail about what they've done, the thinking behind each ingredient and how you're supposed to eat it. Guess they're not cooks.

  • @pixelbucket8884
    @pixelbucket8884 5 лет назад +722

    There are few job titles in this world more useless than "Food Critic."
    I swear, "be pretentious and annoying" has to be in the job description.

    • @Chadronius
      @Chadronius 5 лет назад +43

      I mean I am the Master Baiter.

    • @ChocolateEffigy
      @ChocolateEffigy 5 лет назад +31

      All critics are just dick slurping shills

    • @freepalestine3898
      @freepalestine3898 5 лет назад +8

      What about Yelp reviewers ... They are not yelping

    • @pixelbucket8884
      @pixelbucket8884 5 лет назад

      @@freepalestine3898 I didn't think that was a career choice.

    • @chroamathebrute
      @chroamathebrute 5 лет назад +5

      though they are a huge part of making sure people dont die of food poisoning from shitty restaurants

  • @misakinakahara_enthusiast6880
    @misakinakahara_enthusiast6880 5 лет назад +118

    Food made by a Contestant:
    * exists *
    Ramsey's Bald Squire: * proceeds to throw it in the trash and subject contestant to eternal damnation *

  • @ChallockStudios
    @ChallockStudios 5 лет назад +650

    Charlie should do a show like this and call it “Moist-er Chef”

    • @SweetMargonade
      @SweetMargonade 5 лет назад +26

      NerotheHuman it’s all the nastiest looking but best tasking food or best looking but shitiest food. Mostly sea food

    • @ChallockStudios
      @ChallockStudios 5 лет назад +34

      Alison Hörn and if he hates what you cook you get slapped with a flesh light

    • @jeffmyname1637
      @jeffmyname1637 5 лет назад +9

      Moisture Chef?

    • @ChallockStudios
      @ChallockStudios 5 лет назад +3

      Jeff Myname either or both work

    • @Gildorify
      @Gildorify 5 лет назад +2

      This is the best comment. No contest.

  • @poweredvoltage3213
    @poweredvoltage3213 2 года назад +21

    It’s odd to admit but Christian (the guy who stood up against the judges) was one of the top contestants of his season

  • @BB-uo1qy
    @BB-uo1qy 5 лет назад +78

    "You don't look like yoi achieved much" to a women in her 20s

    • @koatam
      @koatam 5 лет назад

      Yeah a man in his 20s would have accomplished much more /s

    • @soggybrick772
      @soggybrick772 5 лет назад +5

      Everyone stay clear if this area
      Highly hazardous

  • @benschannel9065
    @benschannel9065 5 лет назад +541

    I’d like to see Charlie on the show to roast them while serving
    Pardon the pun that was completely unintentional I swear

    • @Nxthxn.3
      @Nxthxn.3 5 лет назад +17

      Omfg that would be lit

    • @hufus.1549
      @hufus.1549 5 лет назад +3

      He would just eat everything happily

    • @anticksss
      @anticksss 5 лет назад +2

      @@gfhdhfndhndfnhhdn now that was a lit roast

    • @premiumcache6184
      @premiumcache6184 5 лет назад

      He'd be too pussy to do that

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 5 лет назад

      @@gfhdhfndhndfnhhdn seperatley

  • @PViolety
    @PViolety 5 лет назад +219

    Joe seems like a villain in a Dwayne Johnson movie.

  • @ionut7799
    @ionut7799 4 года назад +11

    Joe:''walks in a room''
    Creative criticism: Imma head out