Clem's Cooking reminded me of the stuff I had to do when I lost my job and was facing eviction. I would eat anything to survive, and tried to make bad foods taste good. I respect that mans hustle, and wish I could buy him a good ass burger. People like Clem helped me not starve, and so grateful for my folks giving me a 2nd chance to get my life together.
Clem seems like he knows good flavor, techniques, hygiene, and just how to cook good in general but just doesnt have a ton of money to spend on steaks or fancy/expensive foods
@@g.s.375 Our family tip, especially for ground meats and cuts---Discount meat. If you're gonna cook it that night, definitely look for discounted meat. Budget cooking can be very delicious. Its not always feasible and we have just done hot dogs before, but sometimes the value packs are on a good discount and we eat well for 2 nights.
@@bigschmill294 truth. Got 3lbs of steak-some low quality London broil cuts, and some bottom round, for less than $15 yesterday. Flank steak for carne asada is that much per pound. Discount meat for the win.
Kingcobra literally microwaved a burger twice because it was mooing at him. The man vaporized french fries. He's a danger to himself and others behind a stove
@@bristoliswatching._."Mead" as if you could call it that, that mf dumbs insane amounts of sugar and doesnt even let it set for the correct amount of time, he dpjust drinks the raw mix when he wants to
Lol I'm like really happy and sad that Cobra is finally get attention. I'm not caught up on his lore, but from what I remember it seemed like deep down he was a good dude just surrounded by bad people.
Just saw the thumbnail and I'm genuinely worried about cobes He's for sure not a good dude, he has a lot of flaws. But he isn't mean or purposefully malicious. Just very disconnected and naive. I do not want him to be turned into some Chris Chan esc monstrosity due to insane amounts of manipulation and "trolling" He's got a very protective following, so I'm just hoping this level exposure won't do too much damage.
Clem actually seems like a chill dude, food looked decent, clean kitchen, nice guy, just trying to use low cost ingredients to show low income people they can be interested in cooking as well.
Clem's cooking is exactly what he promised. Poor man's hotdog cheesesteak. Good execution and useful tutorial. Nothing like "1 dollar plate! *as long as you buy minimum 500 dollars of groceries at once."
"We're not Spongebob. We're not working at the Krusty fucking Krab, okay?" should be put into every video when Charlie has finished cooking. 11/10 cooking skills, 12/10 for the trouser shitting halfway through. Would rate again.
@@Analogmemories245 it's probably a bot. Don't @ them, or click on the pages, and never click a link from a bot. People have lost control of their accounts previously. I think it was about a year ago that exploit started.
I feel like everyone that cooks has weird recipes that they like and we might not. I cook stuff myself where people are looking at me "wtf are you eating", well im enjoying my god dam meal.
i don't know if KingCobraJFS has ever cooked anything that didn't include doritos or peanut butter. he has a cordial cherry burger that looks absoultely dreadful
Charlie seems like the most intelligent person you’ve every spoken to, then he saves a tab for how to make a PB+j and mayonnaise burger. Every ingredient is in the name of the burger. I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed
@@Sqkz. probably because people think charlie's vocabulary is above average even tho it's as good as any other's vocabulary, which just makes me think the people who look up to him aren't as "well-versed" as the average person. Rather than looking up to him as an intelligent person, I look up to him for being a genuine soul. He's kind, not afraid to express himself, and he's genuinely funny. Not many people I've seen are like that, which says a lot about how many people are being mean nowadays. Instead of ridiculing or attacking cooking channels, he's just making observations and even giving the "peanut butter and mayonnaise burger" a chance.
@@kommstein5692 yeah I like him cuz he's genuine and charming, in no way do I find him to be some intellectual, most the shit he says is funny cuz it's so dumb and void of logic
Hot dogs are already full of fat and you wanna put them in extra oil? To be honest that sound super gross Just like people that use to much oil for their eggs
@@sonicartzldesignerclan5763 Oil is essential in much of cooking, it not only makes non-stick pans usable, but it helps to transfer heat and get a better sear on foods, plus, if you're eating hot dog cheesesteak, you are probably not worried about fats, c'mon.
@@Tavares0709 Bro i just say if you eat something thats full of fat and put that in oil its to much Especially if its fatty already You dont cook bacon in oil either You cook the bacon and use the fat for a better flavour progressing cooking after with that fat the meal So you dont need oil for fat sasusages cause the fat already would make it cook it If you do eggs you need oil or butter or something but to much is gross
@@sonicartzldesignerclan5763 are you illiterate or just ignored what the man said, you dont cook bacon in oil because it has grease enough inside it to not need it, if you tried to cook hot dogs in a pan without some oil or butter all you would do is sear them to the pan, make a huge mess and ruin the food
@@Christian_Crab The only thing we all can do is just keep reporting these whenever you see them, unless youtube finds a way to figure this issue out this is probably it right now
honestly looked like good cooking on a budget. some people have to cook within their means and he’s teaching people how to do that. nothing but respect for Clem💪
2:46 the only bad thing in this recipe was the cheese he used, I really think I'm trying this at home, I'm legitimately surprised by the fact that it seems very good
Clem seems like a real struggle king, keeping his head up and doing his best with what he's got. Whoever recommended him to Charlie as an example of goofy bad cooking did the man dirty.
@@BNWOCHUD you really shouldnt try to like copy/think alot about switching life and stuff thinking alot about stuff like that and ignoring your own life can ruin you I recommend you try to make your own lifestyle you have to or you are just gonna ruin yourself and your life and your depression isnt gonna leave you you have to think about how to upgrade yourself and try to change for the better! Try to always think positively thinking in a negative way will cause you more depression trust me. Just try to be happy! I hope I helped even if it was just a lil bit:)
9:28... It's 2am rn & I'm watching Charlie react to some guy farting on screen for 2 minutes straight... Even analyzing the fart sounds. What tf is wrong with my life...
The hot dog thing I did too, but it's better to just mix meat and vegetables with boiled rice, fry a bit, add curry, chilli, soy sauce, worcestershire sauce and it's premium shit.
I feel like a lot of these guys did some time in prison, especially the ones who combine Top Ramen with blocks of cheese and everything else under the sun.
I had a Cuban lady show me that you can add an egg and shredded cheese to ramen after you drain the pot and it actually turned out fantastic once the egg scrambles. Makes them seem way less salty and a lot more filling
As someone who has worked in a professional cooking setting, there’s nothing wrong with the first clip. He even calls it “poor man’s.” Homeboy made some grub.
Honestly that first meal was great. Those vegetables softened the right amount. No flying onions. The buns were toasted perfectly. My only two suggestions: buy the beef hot dogs (the cheap chicken/pork ones are disgusting), and use better cheese, maybe even place the slices on top the food on the pan so it melts more.
The point of the food is to be cheap as possible while still being very cheap (the meal only cost 95 cents). Beef hot dogs cost more than the pork ones Clem was using, and same deal with the cheese. It would however make the food tastier, but it would also up the cost quite a bit.
He could've sliced the hot dogs length wise into fourths, and cut them again when they're parallel each other. I also recommend sauteing vegetables like peppers before adding the hot dogs
Fun fact: traditional Italian meatballs are called "papellis" and are about the same size as his, sometimes even bigger! They are served right on top of the spaghetti in the middle of the plate and topped with parmesan cheese. Some people cut it up and mix it all in, while some others just cut a bit off with every bite. Bon appetit!
@Mike TMDWU. Cobie is a train wreck I'll never stop participating in. I'm coming up on about 6 years as well. Some good times with cobes. Rip homeboy scotty
from a normal human, it's nothing excellent but if I made something of the quality his dishes are I'd eat it. Although I do think I would not eat it if cobra delivered it to me himself
Cobra is like way back in the day, trying so hard to be serious and doing this grody sht, now he's like full embraced meme and even when he does something weird it looks damn good. Man's actually figured his stride out.
@@buddytheweim nah, not how I mean it. His spiral downwards is more a sign of embracing than anything, hes just accepting how people want him to be rather than how he wants to be.
he's literally spent over half an hour explaining how he doesn't smell bad and how in fact women always note how good he smells whenever he's in public bc of fine pipe tobacco and tactical soap lol (like that's almost verbatim what he's said), no one who *doesn't* smell bad would feel the need to devote that much time to talking about how they don't
Be careful what you say about KingCobrajfs He's a dark wizard , He will summon thunderstorms to your town And make sure all the crosswalks never light up, He scares the shit out of me
Hey Charlie! If you read this at all, please push up the volume of the videos you react on! Or do what you want (anyway) and record yourself with lower volume, the difference is just too big without headphones.... and thank you very much for your content! Just love your humor, intelligence and way to speak!
That first meal is genuienly good, I tried it, I think that's actually a good chef that just tries to do some cooking for lower-class folks, that's nice of him.
Everyone is different. My sister choked on a fishbone at 5..Never ate fish again. She is 21. I had some bad fish from a restaurant. Got severely ill. After the runs and vomiting for days, lost ability to eat and could barely move. Laid in bed for two weeks only able to drink water... My sister would leave a bowl of water daily for me before school. (Living like a dog) Never ate fish for only 3 or 4 months...
My stepfather makes hotdog soup. Boiled hotdogs with mixed vegetables, corn, peas etc. and some spices. Surprisingly SLAPS but only like twice a year. Not something to eat every week.
That's basically my dad's style of cooking: frozen veggies, processed meat and a bottle of V8 dumped in a pot and boiled. Needless to say, I learned how to cook for myself at a young age.
I dunno, his videos used to be funny when it seemed more like he was "in on" his whole status as a meme (at least a little bit), but have just gotten kind of weird and depressing in the last few years as his alcoholism has worsened and he's left the house less and less (over the pandemic he kinda turned into like...something resembling a homeless Vietnam vet, even though he's not even homeless, it's like hard to describe, but that's totally his vibe now)
You should fly out a bunch of these RUclipsr cooks for a MasterChef style show. Call it like MoistChef or something.
Moister chef
Honestly the greatest idea ever
This would be such a good video
This sounds like something he would really do
he’s actually planning to do that! ruclips.net/video/KQ4KEjdoL0E/видео.html
That first meal genuinely looked good ngl
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are you smoking crystal?
@@shanks8681 shows that making someone in charge of advertising the CEO isn't the smartest idea
"The snack that smiles back". My cheeks literally hurt from laughing so hard
Cobras cheeks were prob hurting after that
Charlie is wild
which cheeks 🤔
I thought you had spoiled the joke for me... but it turns out there was no way I could foresee the set up for it.
bro I was too baked for this shit 😭😭
Clem seems very nice, he's helping people cook and make good food on a budget and I think that's cool, and it looked pretty good.
Good food? I don't think hot dogs are good food. Might taste alright, but absolutely nothing in terms of nutrition.
@@LeonardoDaVinciLulz k.
@@LeonardoDaVinciLulz just cheap protein dude you prolly can't relate based on that comment lol welcome to the struggle
@@LeonardoDaVinciLulz dude eating healthy is fucking expensive
@@SpecialInterestShow Yeah you're right. Seeds, dirt, water, and sunshine. Shit's expensive man. 🌱🌦
Clem's cooking was certainly interesting, nothing looked bad though.
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@@mirjinou7999 damn good luck with that
Rip these bots are bad my friend
Clem's Cooking reminded me of the stuff I had to do when I lost my job and was facing eviction. I would eat anything to survive, and tried to make bad foods taste good. I respect that mans hustle, and wish I could buy him a good ass burger. People like Clem helped me not starve, and so grateful for my folks giving me a 2nd chance to get my life together.
Clem seems like he knows good flavor, techniques, hygiene, and just how to cook good in general but just doesnt have a ton of money to spend on steaks or fancy/expensive foods
MASTER PINGU SAID CLEM IS NOT BAD CLEM IS GOOD SO WE HAVE TO SAY HE GOOD 2
Steak isn't particularly expensive if bought once in a while. My bet is the guy is just trying to show normal people how to cook on a budget.
@@g.s.375 Our family tip, especially for ground meats and cuts---Discount meat. If you're gonna cook it that night, definitely look for discounted meat. Budget cooking can be very delicious. Its not always feasible and we have just done hot dogs before, but sometimes the value packs are on a good discount and we eat well for 2 nights.
@@bigschmill294 truth. Got 3lbs of steak-some low quality London broil cuts, and some bottom round, for less than $15 yesterday. Flank steak for carne asada is that much per pound. Discount meat for the win.
All things that chef.pii didn't have
Charlie saying "I'm a naughty girl" felt like a punch to the chest.
🤣🤣🤣
Kingcobra literally microwaved a burger twice because it was mooing at him. The man vaporized french fries. He's a danger to himself and others behind a stove
Loved when he microwaved a sushi burger
Dude almost caught his apartment on fire and the only thing he could do about it was tell the flames to stop lmao
Don’t forget all the mead recipes💀. It’s surprising cobra hasn’t accidentally poisoned himself or gotten botulism
@@bristoliswatching._."Mead" as if you could call it that, that mf dumbs insane amounts of sugar and doesnt even let it set for the correct amount of time, he dpjust drinks the raw mix when he wants to
Those french fries immediately hitting critical mass as they entered that pot of oil… what a noise 😂
Clem using a Kinect as his mic but he’s King of RUclips cooking; so humble
Fella sounds like a gta npc
Lol I'm like really happy and sad that Cobra is finally get attention. I'm not caught up on his lore, but from what I remember it seemed like deep down he was a good dude just surrounded by bad people.
@Louiebruh1idk what the fuck
Just saw the thumbnail and I'm genuinely worried about cobes
He's for sure not a good dude, he has a lot of flaws.
But he isn't mean or purposefully malicious.
Just very disconnected and naive.
I do not want him to be turned into some Chris Chan esc monstrosity due to insane amounts of manipulation and "trolling"
He's got a very protective following, so I'm just hoping this level exposure won't do too much damage.
pleeease
He is on crash course to rehab and a group home currently
@Louiebruh1idk are you okay?
He's cutting hot dogs like my mom did when she put it in my mac and cheese when I was 5. It actually looks really good.
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@@mirjinou7999 get a job
wholesome.
Americans...
@@mirjinou7999 then fucking earn it
Clem actually seems like a chill dude, food looked decent, clean kitchen, nice guy, just trying to use low cost ingredients to show low income people they can be interested in cooking as well.
Clem's cooking is exactly what he promised. Poor man's hotdog cheesesteak. Good execution and useful tutorial. Nothing like "1 dollar plate! *as long as you buy minimum 500 dollars of groceries at once."
Sounds like you watched too much Joshua hahaha
@@Avenlith yeah like this portion of meat is 87 cents but you have to buy a pack of it for 10 dollars, very cheap
the fact that back to back chefs went all in on a beavis and butthead act
yeah that was wild
Love when Charlie’s like “oh we haven’t checked on this cooking channel in awhile” and then sits there saying “what is happening?” For ten minutes lol
"We're not Spongebob. We're not working at the Krusty fucking Krab, okay?" should be put into every video when Charlie has finished cooking. 11/10 cooking skills, 12/10 for the trouser shitting halfway through. Would rate again.
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@@stofficial9315 shut up
Oi mate did ya hear about the focking trouser shi'ing in my lory bruv pre'ey amazin innit?
@@stofficial9315 Shit man, no way, I will offer you 5 squidward tokens and a high five for some of those high-grade delted videos.
Ive never been so unhungry before in my life.
I watched this video while starving, I'm somehow less starving now
@YeaMan no your not and you spelled page wrong.
@@Analogmemories245 it's probably a bot. Don't @ them, or click on the pages, and never click a link from a bot. People have lost control of their accounts previously. I think it was about a year ago that exploit started.
I, on the contrary, am taking lunch with å smile :B
Funny how being full and being unhungry is a whole different meaning
I feel like everyone that cooks has weird recipes that they like and we might not. I cook stuff myself where people are looking at me "wtf are you eating", well im enjoying my god dam meal.
at least most of us have the decency to be ashamed and keep it to ourselves
@@patriciaw636 Why be ashamed lol
I fucking love when Charlie watches gross cooking channels, it fascinates me
CALL THE JUDGE AND GET SOME FUDGE
@@xcryptopsyx Yo know, twitter?
@@MrRedMaster yup...
It's like To Catch A Predator but with food
i don't know if KingCobraJFS has ever cooked anything that didn't include doritos or peanut butter. he has a cordial cherry burger that looks absoultely dreadful
Show Time
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the infamous doritos pizza episode.
Or beer. Any liquid involved will be mixed with bud light platinum
ive been looking for cobra for ages forgot his name and could never find it his channels going to blow up because of charlie lmao
this one was pretty bad, can’t believe he actually posted this lol ruclips.net/video/KQ4KEjdoL0E/видео.html
“He actually just played the goldfish theme song with his asshole” fucking gold😂😂
Charlie seems like the most intelligent person you’ve every spoken to, then he saves a tab for how to make a PB+j and mayonnaise burger. Every ingredient is in the name of the burger. I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed
🤨 what do you expect, he's very foul mouthed, you can't expect someone with a silver tongue and a foul mouth to be perfect lmao
How the fuck are supposed to make one?
How the fuck does Charlie of all people come across as intelligent to you XDD??
@@Sqkz. probably because people think charlie's vocabulary is above average even tho it's as good as any other's vocabulary, which just makes me think the people who look up to him aren't as "well-versed" as the average person. Rather than looking up to him as an intelligent person, I look up to him for being a genuine soul. He's kind, not afraid to express himself, and he's genuinely funny. Not many people I've seen are like that, which says a lot about how many people are being mean nowadays. Instead of ridiculing or attacking cooking channels, he's just making observations and even giving the "peanut butter and mayonnaise burger" a chance.
@@kommstein5692 yeah I like him cuz he's genuine and charming, in no way do I find him to be some intellectual, most the shit he says is funny cuz it's so dumb and void of logic
Hearing Charlie saying he hasn't had hotdogs in years makes me want a hotdog tier list
he already made the hotdog tier list not too long ago haha ruclips.net/video/KQ4KEjdoL0E/видео.html
@@trendingmomentss It's incredible the amount of effort you go to to trick people into watching that video.
Chili dogs #1 😍
Clem's hot dog cheese steak looked legit good. I'd try that
Hot dogs are already full of fat and you wanna put them in extra oil? To be honest that sound super gross
Just like people that use to much oil for their eggs
@@sonicartzldesignerclan5763 Oil is essential in much of cooking, it not only makes non-stick pans usable, but it helps to transfer heat and get a better sear on foods, plus, if you're eating hot dog cheesesteak, you are probably not worried about fats, c'mon.
@@Tavares0709 Bro i just say if you eat something thats full of fat and put that in oil its to much
Especially if its fatty already
You dont cook bacon in oil either
You cook the bacon and use the fat for a better flavour progressing cooking after with that fat the meal
So you dont need oil for fat sasusages cause the fat already would make it cook it
If you do eggs you need oil or butter or something but to much is gross
@@sonicartzldesignerclan5763 are you illiterate or just ignored what the man said, you dont cook bacon in oil because it has grease enough inside it to not need it, if you tried to cook hot dogs in a pan without some oil or butter all you would do is sear them to the pan, make a huge mess and ruin the food
@@sonicartzldesignerclan5763 cope tbh
Man finding charlie's channel in 2021 has got to be the best thing that could've happened to me lol! Love this guy
These are all fellow bot channels fellow RUclipsr commenter
@@BlueDreamsYT these are the best bots of all time
You've been missing out on greatness for years ...
@@thisfreakingguy3833 I myself am new to the channel actually and now seeing how he's been uploading for awhile my goodness I have missed a TON
Me too, I've found out abt his channel this year and omg, one of my favorites from all time
“ while your meats cookin’ that’s when you want to start thinking about your buns”
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Holy shit I'm sorry your comment got spammed by bots
@@Christian_Crab The only thing we all can do is just keep reporting these whenever you see them, unless youtube finds a way to figure this issue out this is probably it right now
I appreciate the clean kitchen so much. Especially putting his used utensils on things to prevent them
From touching surfaces
I've came to see some bad cookings but all I got was nasty farts compilation. What a great time to be alive
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Surprisingly, this is probably the most appetizing bad cooking video that Charlie has put out
Out of all of them yeah
Especially coz farts.
honestly looked like good cooking on a budget. some people have to cook within their means and he’s teaching people how to do that. nothing but respect for Clem💪
Would love another cooking with chef Charles soon
Wish granted. He made pizza today
After watching this video, I think I need to make a peanut butter, jelly, and mayonnaise hamburger.
Ironic...
That man looks like he’s constantly stoned… which would make sense, only stoners would eat that food.
@@phalanxphil9742 that’s incorrect as a stoner.
My two favorite RUclipsrs
@@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp5961 My apologies, stereotypes would suggest that stoners can eat just about anything.
"The snack that smiles back"
That shit took me tf out
2:46 the only bad thing in this recipe was the cheese he used, I really think I'm trying this at home, I'm legitimately surprised by the fact that it seems very good
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I just tried it, I used great value cheez whiz from a jar instead
@@richyyyy is it good? genuinely curious,,
@@ewu.. yeah it’s actually pretty good. I used beef hotdogs so it was kinda just like a ball-park hotdog, but the hotdog is sliced up
Our king cobra may not be a master chef but he is a master craftsmen when it comes to making magical wands for his of age goth fans.
Ladies Walnut Wetness Meters are off the charts
TMDWU
Clem seems like a real struggle king, keeping his head up and doing his best with what he's got. Whoever recommended him to Charlie as an example of goofy bad cooking did the man dirty.
I feel like he could have just replaced the hot dogs with ground pork or beef and it would not have made that huge of a price difference
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Have you bought beef lately?
You can buy thin sliced ribeye pretty cheap
It's the ideal meat for cheese steaks
His mic quality is equivalent to voice acting in an NES game made from scratch telling you to change the world
The King Cobra guy seems like my dad if he tried to cook and record a RUclips video but was really drunk
Hes a Gothic bad boy stud that cannot be tamed
@@jakecrosbie926 I heard he smells good
@@uohhhcunny TWU
I went and bought some tactical soap all of my female co-workers and any girl that I walked past looked at me was like "dame you smell great" TWU
At least your dad cooked instead of beating you, so thats already a good sign
KingCobra sure has a lot of lore to him
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I’m obsessed w him
@YeaMan
I lost hope in humanity:
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@@emmixlivia
I lost hope in humanity:
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the rabbit hole goes deep my friend. just you -JUST YOU WAIT until you discover the filth that is m'gourd. TWU
1:56, you can see Charlie contemplate commenting on that statement
After a year of this video being posted, Clem’s channel has grown a lot and now he is back making RUclips videos.
1:29 i can’t begin to explain how many foods this has happened to me with
Haven’t watched charlie in a good 2 months and i come back to him wearing glasses?classic
I have depression and Charlie has friends. wish I could swap. didn't know what to comment so I wrote that
@Xena Iska no body cares were not simps and weirdos
@@Justsomeguywithabeard69 exactly
fucking bots
@@BNWOCHUD you really shouldnt try to like copy/think alot about switching life and stuff thinking alot about stuff like that and ignoring your own life can ruin you I recommend you try to make your own lifestyle you have to or you are just gonna ruin yourself and your life and your depression isnt gonna leave you you have to think about how to upgrade yourself and try to change for the better! Try to always think positively thinking in a negative way will cause you more depression trust me. Just try to be happy! I hope I helped even if it was just a lil bit:)
Cobra: you like them cookin videos don't you.
Charlie: i do, oh im a naughty girl!
🤣
4:04 that was actually a beavis and butthead impression,not bad.
9:28... It's 2am rn & I'm watching Charlie react to some guy farting on screen for 2 minutes straight... Even analyzing the fart sounds.
What tf is wrong with my life...
Lmao it's 2:21 am for me rn 😭😭🤣
I don't know why tf I still watch this
5:33 Declassified footage of an interrogation on Italian pow’s during ww2
The hot dog thing I did too, but it's better to just mix meat and vegetables with boiled rice, fry a bit, add curry, chilli, soy sauce, worcestershire sauce and it's premium shit.
Basically just change everything
9:40 I laughed so hard I sharted. The embarrassing thing about it was...
It was in totally the wrong Key.
5:06 had me off guard💀😂
I feel like a lot of these guys did some time in prison, especially the ones who combine Top Ramen with blocks of cheese and everything else under the sun.
I had a Cuban lady show me that you can add an egg and shredded cheese to ramen after you drain the pot and it actually turned out fantastic once the egg scrambles. Makes them seem way less salty and a lot more filling
adding cheese and egg to ramen is top tier tho
@@stellarmori It'll stick to your ribs, anyway.
Charlie should make a cooking show on tv, he could be the superior version of Gordon Ramsey yelling at everyone
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It shows that you haven't watched this grown man-child cook.
@@dracoborne2648 no I have I’m saying he should do a Gordon Ramsay style cooking show where he invites contestants
I lost hope in humanity:
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As someone who has worked in a professional cooking setting, there’s nothing wrong with the first clip. He even calls it “poor man’s.” Homeboy made some grub.
Cobra cooks for himself like I imagine a 4channer cooks for themselves.
i actually was thrown into wild teary-eyed hysterics from the goldfish theme
Currently wheezing at it and the fascination that Charlie had 😂😂
Honestly that first meal was great. Those vegetables softened the right amount. No flying onions. The buns were toasted perfectly. My only two suggestions: buy the beef hot dogs (the cheap chicken/pork ones are disgusting), and use better cheese, maybe even place the slices on top the food on the pan so it melts more.
The point of the food is to be cheap as possible while still being very cheap (the meal only cost 95 cents). Beef hot dogs cost more than the pork ones Clem was using, and same deal with the cheese. It would however make the food tastier, but it would also up the cost quite a bit.
@@hypno9022 "The point of the food is to be cheap as possible while still being very cheap"
Words of wisdom
He could've sliced the hot dogs length wise into fourths, and cut them again when they're parallel each other. I also recommend sauteing vegetables like peppers before adding the hot dogs
Fun fact: traditional Italian meatballs are called "papellis" and are about the same size as his, sometimes even bigger! They are served right on top of the spaghetti in the middle of the plate and topped with parmesan cheese. Some people cut it up and mix it all in, while some others just cut a bit off with every bite.
Bon appetit!
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I always saw it like that in cartoons and comics and asked myself why.
Thanks for clarification
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*italo-american
Damn Gordon Ramsay has been real quiet since this video dropped
Penut butter jelly mayonnaise should be illegal
The Boglim makes some good ass looking food sometimes. I just wouldn’t trust anything he’s cooking on
Who would’ve thought Critikal would react to Cobes of all people.
he actually did react to him a while back, must be a couple years now. I remember becuase that's how i found out about the cobraverse TWU
I love that Clem just gets a little shoutout cuz he did a good job. I hope it helps his channel
I’d take Clem’s cooking over my packet of instant ramen any day
13:29 imagine sitting down for lunch at school and pulling this abomination out while everyone is comparing their lunch
Same, I threw up a hot dog when I was young and could never stomach the taste of them again.
Holy shit king cobra. I’ve been following him for years. His channel is a rabbit hole.
how so?
@@jesusguerrero7056 watch the multiple hour long Wendy’s lore videos
So proud of cobes. He made it.
@ME sorry sir I'm not into cults
@Mike TMDWU. Cobie is a train wreck I'll never stop participating in. I'm coming up on about 6 years as well. Some good times with cobes. Rip homeboy scotty
@YeaMan get blocked troll
@Mike poot gang strong
TMDWU
When I was a kid, my Grandma used to make peanut butter and mayo sandwiches.....they ARE really good. But the bread HAS to be toasted.
At 10:29 I felt like the fart answered him. Now i can't stop laughing 🤣
"The fart whisperer"
It deeply bothers me that Charlie doesn’t know what a good meal looks like if he thinks king cobra’s food is pog
Stop attacking the autistic!!!
Are u questioning Jesus ?
That shit looked horrific.
Have you seen Charlie trying to cook?
from a normal human, it's nothing excellent but if I made something of the quality his dishes are I'd eat it. Although I do think I would not eat it if cobra delivered it to me himself
4:30 “ this looks pretty good!…… that doesn’t” I haven’t stopped laughing for the past 7 minutes straight
I feel like Charlie’s only ability he hasn’t levelled up is his cooking abilities. And maybe his taste.
Cobra is like way back in the day, trying so hard to be serious and doing this grody sht, now he's like full embraced meme and even when he does something weird it looks damn good. Man's actually figured his stride out.
No he hasn’t. Watch his new stuff. He’s spiraled downwards quite a bit.
@@buddytheweim I occasionally pop in a stream and it's usually him just getting drunk and ranting about whatever
@@buddytheweim nah, not how I mean it. His spiral downwards is more a sign of embracing than anything, hes just accepting how people want him to be rather than how he wants to be.
Cobra is a good example of someone who looks like they smell bad
Bro he smokes tobacco inside, you KNOW he smells bad!
he's literally spent over half an hour explaining how he doesn't smell bad and how in fact women always note how good he smells whenever he's in public bc of fine pipe tobacco and tactical soap lol (like that's almost verbatim what he's said), no one who *doesn't* smell bad would feel the need to devote that much time to talking about how they don't
The fact that he's not a bad cook but makes weird stuff is super interesting.
I cant believe The Gothic KingcobraJFS graced Charlies screen. TWUYT!
the first chef was so good and knew what he was doing for sure. excellent cuisine on that first one
no way he brought in king kobra
Charlie should react to “Cooking With Hoarders”. Truly terrifying stuff.
he did not just say king cobra is a good chef can we talk about the inch thick grease on his old pan
Clems cooking actually looked good. The spaghetti recipe was an unmitigated disaster though.
Be careful what you say about KingCobrajfs He's a dark wizard , He will summon thunderstorms to your town And make sure all the crosswalks never light up, He scares the shit out of me
Hey Charlie! If you read this at all, please push up the volume of the videos you react on! Or do what you want (anyway) and record yourself with lower volume, the difference is just too big without headphones.... and thank you very much for your content! Just love your humor, intelligence and way to speak!
bro sounds like a videogame from late 90s/early 2000s
That hot dog cheese steak is something I would have eaten in college, actually I’d still probably eat it if offered
Don’t put oil in your boiling spaghetti, it just makes your sauce slide right off
Damn, a good comment and you only got the bots to agree, I'll pitch in, you're absolutly right 👍
Love that he knows kingcobra
I could watch Charlie watch bad cooking all day every day and be content with life
That first meal is genuienly good, I tried it, I think that's actually a good chef that just tries to do some cooking for lower-class folks, that's nice of him.
King Conra jfs lore is so crazy nowadays
I literally just went for the funny cooking farting videos and now I'm playing detective trying to figure out if he's done anything bad
This is super wholesome, basically Charlie just shouting out a bunch of smaller interesting cooking channels
When he put Doritos in the spaghetti I audibly said "Oh No"
“This part is going to be fast forward”
“No it’s not”
Took me out 😂😂😂
I can understand Charlie with respect to not eating hotdogs again after one bad experience...I haven't had vodka since my 21st and I'm 30.
Everyone is different. My sister choked on a fishbone at 5..Never ate fish again. She is 21. I had some bad fish from a restaurant. Got severely ill. After the runs and vomiting for days, lost ability to eat and could barely move. Laid in bed for two weeks only able to drink water... My sister would leave a bowl of water daily for me before school. (Living like a dog) Never ate fish for only 3 or 4 months...
The more videos by Charlie I watch, the more I realize he’s simply an adult shaped child.
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@@wellusee688 shut up 2 bit bot
To anyone wondering, the first words of that video you hear in English are, “in the name of halal”
@@andrewe.7299 why did you click on it ?
Einstein had something to say about that
My stepfather makes hotdog soup. Boiled hotdogs with mixed vegetables, corn, peas etc. and some spices. Surprisingly SLAPS but only like twice a year. Not something to eat every week.
That's basically my dad's style of cooking: frozen veggies, processed meat and a bottle of V8 dumped in a pot and boiled.
Needless to say, I learned how to cook for myself at a young age.
Epic burp at 1:10
12:15 Cobra looks like Gallaxhar from Monsters Vs aliens
Best comment ever
Cobra once made a burrito that had literal roaches moving around inside of it and he was eating it
Dude, I love KingCobra. Dude has a hilarious personality.
Do you remember Mrs. Green lol?
TMDWU
I dunno, his videos used to be funny when it seemed more like he was "in on" his whole status as a meme (at least a little bit), but have just gotten kind of weird and depressing in the last few years as his alcoholism has worsened and he's left the house less and less (over the pandemic he kinda turned into like...something resembling a homeless Vietnam vet, even though he's not even homeless, it's like hard to describe, but that's totally his vibe now)