Mayonnaise Is For Real Chefs

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @Mr_Jish
    @Mr_Jish 4 года назад +8385

    First, we had Jack, the Maestro of Mayonnaise. Then there was Kay, Mistress of Mince Meat. And now, for all to behold, Charlie has given us *Sara, the Baroness of Bologna*

  • @todhold2673
    @todhold2673 4 года назад +13159

    He did this whole video without one fat joke and it was still funny. Charlie is a professional.

    • @Mariana-zc1gx
      @Mariana-zc1gx 4 года назад +2139

      not to be an sjw but most of the times fat jokes are like... pretty unfunny. there’s so much other to make jokes about a person and charlie is a good example. we should be more like charlie.

    • @todhold2673
      @todhold2673 4 года назад +1235

      @@Mariana-zc1gx Come on man. Lets be real. There are definitely some funny fat jokes. It's just that it's 2021 and Charlie isn't trying to get cancelled or lose his fat audience members.

    • @Kleinstrateratte
      @Kleinstrateratte 4 года назад +344

      @@Mariana-zc1gx that fat thing looks so surreal you dont have to joke about that

    • @sirquacksalot6463
      @sirquacksalot6463 4 года назад +75

      @@Mariana-zc1gx Jelly Jugs Are Hilarious Bro

    • @KemoneArmstrong
      @KemoneArmstrong 4 года назад +612

      @@todhold2673 most people don't know how to make funny fat jokes.

  • @Affektlv
    @Affektlv 4 года назад +672

    I love how he never slams the people, but just the skills and the food. Wholesome but roast-mode at the same time, its fucking hilarious.

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 Месяц назад +1

      What could you possibly say about this well-maintained lady? She has the ideal form for bologna consumption.

  • @hieronymuth
    @hieronymuth 3 года назад +3800

    youtube chefs will put everything in their salads except lettuce

    • @Valoryian
      @Valoryian 3 года назад +63

      even sugar

    • @amittoibis
      @amittoibis 3 года назад +13

      Spitin strait fax

    • @averyaman431
      @averyaman431 3 года назад +31

      I'm pretty sure there's lettuce in mayo

    • @NachoG84
      @NachoG84 3 года назад +9

      Except salad

    • @somethingincorrigible3354
      @somethingincorrigible3354 3 года назад +27

      They'll start with some quite healthy and it's own, like beans or broccoli, but then demolish every nutrient with salt, sugar, or cholesterol. Kind of like Featureman.

  • @serenalucia7679
    @serenalucia7679 4 года назад +2262

    What is everyone talking about? Girl just built a whole ecosystem with that cornbread salad, nonchalantly. She's too powerful.

    • @alexandoo
      @alexandoo 4 года назад +154

      It straight up looked like layers of the earth’s crust

    • @eragonilo87
      @eragonilo87 4 года назад +17

      She looks like your mom

    • @eggplant2847
      @eggplant2847 4 года назад +4

      Put her down
      Joke

    • @nas9229
      @nas9229 4 года назад +20

      Literally put lake water in a sealed jar book ecosystem

    • @alexandoo
      @alexandoo 4 года назад +18

      @@eragonilo87 Well shit alright then

  • @infuriated5893
    @infuriated5893 4 года назад +2544

    She hasn’t yet transcended the Mayo threshold and reached immortality like Jack has, but she’s getting there.

    • @tryisie3061
      @tryisie3061 4 года назад +23

      Everyone had to start somewhere

    • @shwingcrimson8202
      @shwingcrimson8202 4 года назад +29

      I mean.... nobody starts as gods

    • @americafuckyeah4520
      @americafuckyeah4520 4 года назад +2

      Jack who?

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 4 года назад +31

      Jack has had a stroke and his wife has to do his videos now. He’s most definitely not immortal and unfortunately he doesn’t look like he’s doing so well.
      Also, he admitted to almost killing his son because he caught him smoking weed.

    • @hammskie05
      @hammskie05 4 года назад +22

      @@aaronlandry3934 What did he do? Make him eat the party cheese salad?

  • @forg0tten
    @forg0tten 4 года назад +1279

    Charles White 2021: "Money is temporary, Mayonnaise is for ever."
    well said.

  • @Teaghoul
    @Teaghoul 3 года назад +692

    Genuinely admire the way Charlie can make genuine funny jokes without making fun of someone’s appearance it’s almost refreshing

    • @astronacht
      @astronacht Год назад +28

      I counted a couple of chins there, that's past the legal limit.

    • @Teaghoul
      @Teaghoul Год назад +39

      @@astronacht 💀are you taking your meds ?

    • @brddiieijdogcoc
      @brddiieijdogcoc Год назад +14

      ​@@Teaghoul she definitely is (insulin)

    • @mackenzie8641
      @mackenzie8641 Год назад +13

      thats so backhanded lmao

    • @GregoryHouseMD.
      @GregoryHouseMD. Год назад +6

      What's wrong with fat jokes 😂 people need to know their unhealthy

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 4 года назад +8692

    No one human can handle that much p̶o̶w̶e̶r̶ mayo

  • @1Alex1
    @1Alex1 4 года назад +3798

    She put more Mayo in that salad than I have ever eaten in my 17 years of life

    • @firstnamelastname180
      @firstnamelastname180 3 года назад +5

      5 spoonfuls?

    • @thomasbummer4361
      @thomasbummer4361 3 года назад +93

      @@firstnamelastname180 I bet I truly didnt eat more than that when I was 17, things went downhill from that point on lol

    • @Kanenas215
      @Kanenas215 3 года назад +9

      "salad"😂

    • @alimctaven7417
      @alimctaven7417 3 года назад +2

      @@firstnamelastname180 more like 8

    • @snorf525
      @snorf525 3 года назад +23

      I've eaten about a teaspoon of mayo during my whole life and I am proud of it

  • @imafrickingbin7612
    @imafrickingbin7612 4 года назад +2145

    this woman is kay's cooking and jack scalfani's love child she ticks all the boxes

    • @CertifiedMVP
      @CertifiedMVP 4 года назад +7

      Speaking of Jack.
      Was there something wrong with his right hand? He doesn't move it

    • @imafrickingbin7612
      @imafrickingbin7612 4 года назад +84

      mayo overdose

    • @CertifiedMVP
      @CertifiedMVP 4 года назад +17

      @@imafrickingbin7612 makes sense.

    • @imafrickingbin7612
      @imafrickingbin7612 4 года назад +1

      @Niemand so it would seem

    • @imti03
      @imti03 4 года назад +5

      Don't think that's Kay's cooking cus Kay's cooking is British

  • @levi9458
    @levi9458 3 года назад +785

    I love how she adorably just eats a pickle “oops hehe forgot this”. Idk who this lady is but she seems like the sweetest auntie.

    • @nienel
      @nienel 2 года назад +29

      literally that's what i felt in the moment

    • @sadsheriff
      @sadsheriff 2 года назад +15

      it made me giggle she seems so kind

    • @liamduncan3480
      @liamduncan3480 Год назад +35

      Haha and when charlie said “it’ll be our little secret”

    • @stupidmangoz
      @stupidmangoz 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah but every mom I have met so far is the worst cretin in my experience of existence.
      And they do crap like that a lot.

    • @jurb417
      @jurb417 5 месяцев назад

      Not for long.... I sense a heart attack coming

  • @dallinhasfallen6138
    @dallinhasfallen6138 4 года назад +391

    Drip is forever, doom is eternal, halo is infinite, and mayo is salad

    • @kanarokan6060
      @kanarokan6060 4 года назад +17

      poetry

    • @FauxReal.
      @FauxReal. 4 года назад +3

      one thing is for sure, patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

    • @kanarokan6060
      @kanarokan6060 4 года назад +4

      war never change

    • @kanarokan6060
      @kanarokan6060 4 года назад

      @@FauxReal. Ave true to cesar

    • @zura7069
      @zura7069 4 года назад +1

      hotel, is trivago

  • @Squibbo0000
    @Squibbo0000 4 года назад +572

    That bologna grinder isn't obeying the laws of equivalent exchange, she must have a philosopher's stone in it.

  • @eda123123
    @eda123123 4 года назад +989

    “Money is temporary but mayonnaise is forever.”

  • @abrahamibanez4364
    @abrahamibanez4364 3 года назад +150

    Charlie: What if they ask for a substitute for mayo?
    Sara: We ask them politely yet firmly to leave.

  • @Maxdud
    @Maxdud 4 года назад +1650

    One thing that I genuinely love about Charlie is that, even if he is just making fun of someone's food or cooking. He never mentions their weight or physical appearance like ever.

    • @miam4443
      @miam4443 4 года назад +262

      It’s sad reading all these comments, specifically taking about her appearance. I’ve watched her videos before and the comments are very wholesome but now I feel that’s about to change. We need more Charlie’s

    • @extraordinarygamer937
      @extraordinarygamer937 4 года назад +71

      bruh how can someone not notice her appearance and comment on it its human nature to find odd things odd

    • @Maxdud
      @Maxdud 4 года назад +319

      @@extraordinarygamer937 obviously we know she is obese it isnt like we ignore it. But making fun of her for it is low. Like it will be typical and overused. Charlie just kinda made fun of her cooking since that is what is supposed to be laughed at.

    • @miam4443
      @miam4443 4 года назад +190

      @@extraordinarygamer937 - There’s a difference between noticing it and calling it out. Of course we notice it but the majority of people don’t lower themselves to speak on it. It’s just fucked up to do to someone who’s completely harmless and just loves doing what she does. If anything she has more confidence than any of us to even put herself on this fucked up platform for people like you, who seem to project their own insecurities onto people like her. You understand it now?

    • @bufaloguerreiro7573
      @bufaloguerreiro7573 4 года назад +36

      Yeah mock the obese woman fat , cholesterol and portion crazy meal that made her obese on the first place
      But god forbid you mention her being obese and unhealthy over eating that sort of shit, then you pushed all boundaries

  • @antoncamilleri7118
    @antoncamilleri7118 4 года назад +4711

    Jokes aside, she looks like a very generous person
    Like a person who always greets you and gives you a huge amount of food,
    like a grandma but with many mayo

    • @oussamat612
      @oussamat612 4 года назад +239

      I feel bad for her tho she's too fat and isn't stopping she 'll suffer

    • @Truck-kun_01
      @Truck-kun_01 4 года назад +183

      @@oussamat612 her lungs probably gonna collapse under all that weight

    • @Hermit.Crabbe
      @Hermit.Crabbe 4 года назад +339

      She is _becoming_ the bologna.

    • @dickomin
      @dickomin 4 года назад +65

      and many cardiac arrests

    • @Competitive_Antagonist
      @Competitive_Antagonist 3 года назад +500

      @@dickomin
      I know she's unhealthy, but she doesn't deserve to be arrested for it.

  • @frankcastle3048
    @frankcastle3048 4 года назад +15201

    This is how europeans imagine every single american and I can't blame them at all.

    • @helenazini
      @helenazini 4 года назад +974

      I am european and you are absolutely right 😂

    • @sebi77777
      @sebi77777 4 года назад +242

      You are so right🤣

    • @yoshita4140
      @yoshita4140 4 года назад +681

      i think this is how the rest of the world views all americans😭

    • @Foxladinger
      @Foxladinger 4 года назад +531

      As an American I can confirm that this is at least 1/5th of the population.

    • @alphasunset2647
      @alphasunset2647 4 года назад +19

      LMFAO YEP

  • @changedthroughJesus
    @changedthroughJesus 3 года назад +88

    I know this is an older video, but I have to say I'm really glad you weren't mean to her. I lived next to her and her family for a few years, and she is the most wholesome woman you will ever meet. She would always bring over food when my mother was fighting cancer and wasn't able to cook and I was too young to do so.

    • @Ronnie.Jeffrey
      @Ronnie.Jeffrey Год назад +1

      This woman has not got long left :(

    • @Here4ThaMemes
      @Here4ThaMemes Год назад +5

      Genuinely hope your mother is doing better!

    • @thechosenjuan8776
      @thechosenjuan8776 2 месяца назад

      Genuinely curious did you eat tons of mayo as a kid because of her?

  • @_The_Traveler_
    @_The_Traveler_ 4 года назад +740

    "I'm gonna start with half a cup of mayo, and then we can go from there"
    *_proceeds to empty an entire 30oz bottle_*

    • @Strawberry-be8id
      @Strawberry-be8id 4 года назад +54

      Two shots of vodka

    • @beans5065
      @beans5065 4 года назад +3

      @@Strawberry-be8id 😂 😂😂

    • @gileee
      @gileee 4 года назад +9

      What does cup even mean to them. The second woman also dumps like 3 heaping spoonfuls of peanut butter.

    • @brandonswain65
      @brandonswain65 4 года назад +11

      well look how healthy she looks and then guess how much she thinks a cup of mayo should be

    • @gileee
      @gileee 4 года назад +6

      @@brandonswain65 Why not just say half a jar. Why even mention cups. "I'm gonna put in 246 teaspoons of mustard"

  • @notjoltzdude1397
    @notjoltzdude1397 4 года назад +1008

    “Money is temporary but Mayo is forever”

    • @KingOfLamps
      @KingOfLamps 4 года назад +21

      Yep, you can't unclog your arteries.

    • @joshuabruck9719
      @joshuabruck9719 4 года назад +5

      I scrolled to this just as he said it

    • @abyssmp3
      @abyssmp3 4 года назад +1

      That belongs on a shirt

    • @hugoramirez8939
      @hugoramirez8939 4 года назад +3

      @@joshuabruck9719 same I read it and then he said it lol

    • @ensleyproenca6928
      @ensleyproenca6928 4 года назад +1

      2:15

  • @thornbush2708
    @thornbush2708 4 года назад +1789

    I am really tempted to use “Money is temporary but Mayo is forever” as my senior quote now.

    • @grrrbarkwoof
      @grrrbarkwoof 4 года назад +24

      i- do it

    • @C1944D
      @C1944D 4 года назад +17

      Please do

    • @Ditto-.
      @Ditto-. 3 года назад +10

      Do it!!

    • @Echo-hg7gu
      @Echo-hg7gu 3 года назад +42

      Maybe do “knowledge is temporary but mayo is forever” it relates more to school

    • @maximus9321
      @maximus9321 3 года назад +4

      No balls

  • @wolftrillogy
    @wolftrillogy 2 года назад +25

    6:08 the hello kitty cake is so badly decorated that it’s adorable😭

  • @hiddenone333
    @hiddenone333 4 года назад +521

    “That’ll be out little secret” had me in stitches

  • @NickolasGreenOutdoors
    @NickolasGreenOutdoors 4 года назад +2018

    the best title is Bolonga Is For Real Chefs

  • @josephhelms2362
    @josephhelms2362 4 года назад +747

    The title: Broccoli salad
    The lady: *"Now we add 1/2 cup of sugar."*

    • @joy4084
      @joy4084 4 года назад +35

      "Healthiest salad ever"

    • @angelvu
      @angelvu 4 года назад +41

      the american way 🤤

    • @aphroditesparrow1837
      @aphroditesparrow1837 4 года назад +4

      dude you need to try some good broccoli salad though it’s fuckin amazing

    • @yikes5046
      @yikes5046 4 года назад +6

      @@angelvu trust me 90% of Americans aren't like that ( At least I hope not ).

    • @bertranwalker
      @bertranwalker 4 года назад +16

      @@yikes5046 google obesity rates in the US

  • @zoemiller5824
    @zoemiller5824 3 года назад +11

    sara is genuinely one of my fav youtubers she’s so sweet and wholesome to watch

  • @PunTeamYT
    @PunTeamYT 4 года назад +5609

    I am hoping he reacts to more cooking with kay

    • @maxmillainmusbeatsuopengui6280
      @maxmillainmusbeatsuopengui6280 4 года назад +7

      ruclips.net/video/i0xHIxwbQoo/видео.html
      bruh tats facts right def?

    • @CH3R.N0BY1
      @CH3R.N0BY1 4 года назад +198

      @@maxmillainmusbeatsuopengui6280 why you self promoting bro

    • @doorknobslayer9567
      @doorknobslayer9567 4 года назад +147

      @@CH3R.N0BY1 they're desperate

    • @ShadowXardas
      @ShadowXardas 4 года назад +208

      He mentioned once on stream that he doesn't like to anymore because people are really mean to her afterwards.

    • @rolltideroll8458
      @rolltideroll8458 4 года назад

      @@ShadowXardas F

  • @masakihato9486
    @masakihato9486 4 года назад +658

    "Half a cup of peanut butter... depending on how rich... "
    Half a cup of peanut butter... depending on how much time you want to remain alive.

    • @lilo5437
      @lilo5437 3 года назад +19

      So the whole jar for me then 🤷🏽‍♀️🥲

    • @tommot5100
      @tommot5100 3 года назад +5

      So just fine? Peanut butter was a staple for me while in HS and college while training for sports

    • @IsaacClodfelter
      @IsaacClodfelter 3 года назад +7

      Peanut butter isn't unhealthy though.
      It is actually rather good for you.

    • @suryamohan3410
      @suryamohan3410 3 года назад

      peanut butter is just peanut and salt tho like maybe a spoon of oil but that's about it

    • @matpainter2164
      @matpainter2164 3 года назад +1

      @@IsaacClodfelter depends on the peanut butter but the plastic shit americans eat isnt too bad but it isnt good
      (Also u Americans somehow made cheese shit and plastic)

  • @NuzzywtheWuzzy
    @NuzzywtheWuzzy 4 года назад +789

    That peanut butter giving me “two shots of vodka” vibes

    • @EverythinPage
      @EverythinPage 4 года назад +1

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      @EverythinPage 4 года назад +1

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      @EverythinPage 4 года назад

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    • @Gman-lb5uk
      @Gman-lb5uk 4 года назад +5

      This comment giving too many bots

    • @EverythinPage
      @EverythinPage 4 года назад

      @@Gman-lb5uk lmao I’m not a bot

  • @00nanagon
    @00nanagon 3 года назад +69

    I love how Charlie sounds so _AROUSED_ with those good ol' scoops of mayonnaise.

  • @TheUltima_Werewolf
    @TheUltima_Werewolf 4 года назад +2528

    She's like Jesus but instead of turning water into wine, she turns water into bologna

    • @lilacetone1
      @lilacetone1 4 года назад +79

      Turn air into diabetes

    • @Voicegoblin
      @Voicegoblin 4 года назад +25

      She turns the water in your body into bologna

    • @kiwiboyyt5297
      @kiwiboyyt5297 4 года назад +1

      Like gio turns rocks in to scorpions

    • @somedude2468
      @somedude2468 4 года назад +6

      She turns saltwater into spam

    • @_jmv
      @_jmv 4 года назад

      @@kiwiboyyt5297 or like how he turned the brick into a snake

  • @tomdyer8518
    @tomdyer8518 4 года назад +79

    when Charlie asks, “where are the Amish getting coconuts from?” my face started hurting from a solid mixture of laughter, disgust, and mayo.

  • @chiasmo8919
    @chiasmo8919 3 года назад +544

    As an italian born and raised in Bologna I've never heard the word Bologna as much as in this video
    You have my thanks

  • @SausyVal
    @SausyVal 3 года назад +10

    Sara is so wholesome and her voice is so cute i just watch her random vids while i do my exams or study cuz like it soothes me

  • @Captmongy
    @Captmongy 4 года назад +384

    “Thats like three tires worth of Bologna”
    Charlie has created another unit of measurement.

    • @hunternegron336
      @hunternegron336 4 года назад +8

      I'm not up to speed on the lore. Is there a laundry list of other units of measurement? I have to know

    • @littlebird5400
      @littlebird5400 4 года назад +7

      ...another? I'm interested in the others he's created with his gifted, godlike mind

    • @Bash_Minimal
      @Bash_Minimal 4 года назад +2

      my thoughts exactly

  • @KenzieSkowyra
    @KenzieSkowyra 4 года назад +537

    I'll be waiting for that "Money is temporary but mayo is forever" hoodie.

    • @Kaislyng
      @Kaislyng 4 года назад +2

      LMFAOO

    • @McKMuffins
      @McKMuffins 4 года назад +6

      Would fully cop that not even joking.

    • @Kaislyng
      @Kaislyng 4 года назад +2

      @@McKMuffins me too

    • @Garchomp808
      @Garchomp808 3 года назад

      urban dictinary you can put anything on a hoodie/mug

    • @oumardiop1
      @oumardiop1 3 года назад

      spread the mayo until it is done

  • @giusepperesponte8077
    @giusepperesponte8077 3 года назад +66

    This woman makes absolutely divine fare for the gods compared the other “people” you’ve documented on this channel

  • @hypotheticaltapeworm
    @hypotheticaltapeworm 4 года назад +217

    The culinary definition of a salad is a dish made from small bits of several foods. The lettuce-based things that usually come to mind is a garden salad, which is made with (usually raw) vegetables. That said, fruit salad, chicken salad, pasta salad, and even ambrosia are all salads by definition.

    • @amberslahlize7961
      @amberslahlize7961 4 года назад +10

      Oh really, I didn't know that. I'm actually glad someone said this, thank you.

    • @ommk9650
      @ommk9650 4 года назад +11

      You forgot to mention the most important part of a salad... Mayo!

    • @matthewware8973
      @matthewware8973 4 года назад +4

      It's not a salad without mayo

    • @cowboi9042
      @cowboi9042 4 года назад +4

      so your saying if i took shit from different animals and mixed it toghether it would be a shit salad?

    • @hypotheticaltapeworm
      @hypotheticaltapeworm 4 года назад +20

      @@cowboi9042 if the pieces are distinguishable enough, sure. Otherwise that'd fall more in line with a pâté.

  • @Gwennerini
    @Gwennerini 3 года назад +435

    The tropical Amish tribe is a splinter group of Amish who had split from their community around 2003, they spent ten years building a ship that could sail to a tropical location, of course, using only traditional methods. Once the ship was completed they sailed for the Caribbean, taking an uninhabited island, known as Fort Perries, for themselves. The island was once used as a Naval fort for the French colonials in the early to mid 1700s, but was left abandoned after a string of disease and famine struck the colonists living there. This meant that it was uninhabited and ready to be taken. It was then that the tropical Amish were born, otherwise known as the Caribbean Amish. They had brought with them, many traditional Amish foods, many of which were modified to use what they had in hand. That is where the Coconut Amish Pie comes from. As of late the Caribbean Amish are going through a string of troubles related to disputes over who owns the land, due to its close proximity to Jamaica, the Jamaican government argues that it's their property. However, they never officially struck a claim on the island until it was discovered that there was a natural gold deposit on the island. Weirdly, the French still claim they own it, though they've done nothing to take it from the Amish. It's a weird situation. But anyway, that's where Amish Coconut Pie comes from!

    • @wowalamoiz9489
      @wowalamoiz9489 3 года назад +71

      I get the feeling you made this up.

    • @salad6226
      @salad6226 3 года назад +94

      @@wowalamoiz9489 if that's the case then props to them for making a whole damn essay on this 👏👏

    • @charlieolinger6607
      @charlieolinger6607 3 года назад +21

      No clue if this is true or not, but I love it

    • @lexsombersunrise
      @lexsombersunrise 3 года назад +28

      @@wowalamoiz9489 Even if it is, they get an A+ from me lol

    • @joosoo
      @joosoo 3 года назад +3

      @@wowalamoiz9489 There are Amish people who live in Belize though

  • @caseyschmacey
    @caseyschmacey 3 года назад +2434

    I actually watch Simply Sara and am glad Charlie wasn't mean to her. Say what you want about her, but she RADIATES generosity and wholesomeness. She is such a sweet personality

    • @deandrethiel9510
      @deandrethiel9510 3 года назад +201

      Yeah I get that feeling too but she has a problem that needs fixing and it's killing her

    • @KingdomOfApple
      @KingdomOfApple 3 года назад +320

      She seems like an absolutely fuckin' kickass person, but that bologna salad should not exist, lol.

    • @d.l.4873
      @d.l.4873 3 года назад +15

      @@deandrethiel9510 The fat will fix her very soon, don't worry

    • @SpencerHHO
      @SpencerHHO 3 года назад +137

      Charlie seems pretty cognizant of the influence and power he wields and probably doesn't want people to brigade and torment people with toxic shit.

    • @albinochickennugget28
      @albinochickennugget28 3 года назад +29

      The worst part is I think she has had a heart surgery you can see the scar or what look likes a scar when she is making the bologna salad. The scar is on her elbow.

  • @haphazardprism
    @haphazardprism 3 года назад +12

    2:06
    Charlie talkin' dirty 😂

  • @anotherasian291
    @anotherasian291 4 года назад +107

    She’s using alchemy to turn that cheese into bologna

  • @daypsiequartz
    @daypsiequartz 4 года назад +186

    "There is a menu correction, okay. We will now be serving bologna sandwiches. But no bread" -Pepe the prawn, Muppets from Space (1999)

    • @daisysalinas9094
      @daisysalinas9094 4 года назад +2

      I still don’t understand how Rizzo was able to consume that entire plate of bologna while chugging it all down with a cup of coffee.

    • @ratooooll
      @ratooooll 4 года назад

      el pepe

  • @unlimitedpower3157
    @unlimitedpower3157 4 года назад +1051

    It seems like Sara probably has the most "edible" recipes out of the other RUclips cooks you've looked at. It's just the ones with heaping piles of mayo that make me gag.

    • @nobunnys_perfect
      @nobunnys_perfect 4 года назад +54

      You must‘ve missed the amount of sugar she threw into that broccoli „salad“ 😂 cringed so hard..

    • @redditfm4578
      @redditfm4578 3 года назад +21

      Nonne of the recipes she did are edible.

    • @Crankey239
      @Crankey239 3 года назад +15

      I couldn't fathom eating a single one of those dishes.

    • @BigCheeseIsReal
      @BigCheeseIsReal 3 года назад +7

      c o r n b r e a d s a l a d

    • @garminbozia
      @garminbozia 3 года назад +12

      The only thing that looked good was the cake, but it's probably filled with unnecessary sugar.

  • @Azby64
    @Azby64 3 года назад +24

    "Then we're just gonna put some mayo in here to bond it."
    Yes. That is what the whole jar of mayo is for, the bonding properties.

  • @DubCmusicTV
    @DubCmusicTV 4 года назад +511

    Money is temporary, clogged arteries are forever.

    • @Bnuuy-2
      @Bnuuy-2 4 года назад +12

      Hell yeah

    • @zkull9982
      @zkull9982 4 года назад +8

      *Death is temporary*

    • @shisexee
      @shisexee 4 года назад +19

      I may be heavy, but how the hell does it get that bad? Someone please explain to me

    • @shisexee
      @shisexee 4 года назад +1

      @@dandyrion5779 Oh, then maybe people like that have eating disorders...

    • @eragonship4929
      @eragonship4929 4 года назад +8

      @@shisexee yeah probably a combination of incredibly fatty food and some eating disorder

  • @Nate_ROB_
    @Nate_ROB_ 4 года назад +212

    I cannot imagine eating that bologna salad and not dying immediately

    • @battlechick
      @battlechick 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @nutitoo
      @nutitoo 4 года назад

      you are technically right because we all are gonna die one day

    • @topgeorge6908
      @topgeorge6908 4 года назад +11

      @De'Ron Jones you ok there? Seems like one of the mental hospitals lost their patient

    • @philymc2801
      @philymc2801 4 года назад +4

      @De'Ron Jones
      Lmao
      This right here is why most ppl cant stand vegans.
      The most arrogant and self righteous ppl in the planet.
      You know how many millions of animals are killed or displaced in the farming of fruit and vegetables and if everyone ate only plant based you would have a hell of alot more deaths.
      Stop with your vegan nonsense ffs.
      Most of the pea protein and processed soy is terrible for you because of all the pesticides used which leave them high in sulphates.

    • @altnova6643
      @altnova6643 4 года назад

      @@philymc2801 pretty sure by the way it's worded that it's a copy pasta

  • @nightlyjambles6114
    @nightlyjambles6114 Год назад +2

    the sound of the baloney traveling through the grinder made my skin crawl

  • @jorgehernandez5730
    @jorgehernandez5730 4 года назад +323

    "Was this discovered before we discovered lettuce?"
    It was discovered before we learned about heart disease

    • @sidking2381
      @sidking2381 4 года назад +6

      I said the same thing to myself

  • @mr.totolose2107
    @mr.totolose2107 4 года назад +355

    Why does the cornbread salad look like my 6th grade science teacher’s earth display

    • @giraffe1381
      @giraffe1381 4 года назад +5

      Your teacher took some inspiration from her

  • @JebemTiZivot
    @JebemTiZivot 4 года назад +810

    That’s literally like 5000 calories of just mayo, like mayo is 100cal per tbsp.

    • @Burek_King
      @Burek_King 4 года назад +65

      Those are rookie numbers compared to how much mayo we Slavs eat.

    • @JebemTiZivot
      @JebemTiZivot 4 года назад +1

      @@Burek_King Lol you Russian or what?

    • @Burek_King
      @Burek_King 4 года назад +30

      @@JebemTiZivot Nope, Croatian.

    • @JebemTiZivot
      @JebemTiZivot 4 года назад +2

      @@Burek_King oh 🤣 pa govoriš hrvatska?

    • @gooblegobble78
      @gooblegobble78 4 года назад +7

      Bullshit, Kingassripper has requested you to his chambers. He ain't asking you...

  • @anglespoggle
    @anglespoggle 3 года назад +29

    Sara just seems so sweet I could watch her put mayonnaise on top of mayonnaise on top of corn bread for hours

  • @luk3warm225
    @luk3warm225 4 года назад +589

    "Money is temporary, but mayo is forever." - Charles "Homeless Jesus" White

    • @aog1747
      @aog1747 4 года назад +4

      Underrated 😂

    • @evenoddridge4829
      @evenoddridge4829 4 года назад +10

      Wasn't the first jesus homeless jesus? Charlie is wearhouse jesus

    • @lucere6102
      @lucere6102 4 года назад +2

      Charles “Homeless Jesus “”fucking”” Christ” White

  • @thedaredevil9309
    @thedaredevil9309 4 года назад +307

    “1 spoon of peanut butter”
    *ADDS THE WHOLE JAR*

    • @KillaSardinez5656
      @KillaSardinez5656 4 года назад +19

      Two shots of vodka

    • @reinerheiner1148
      @reinerheiner1148 4 года назад +6

      Adds the whole bottle.. and then 2 more

    • @Hornium
      @Hornium 4 года назад +2

      Nobody can tell me you cant use a serving spoon instead

    • @krypto2585
      @krypto2585 4 года назад +1

      Per square inch duhh

  • @GhostRevenant
    @GhostRevenant 4 года назад +74

    "So what is salad? Ah. Mayonnaise."
    you just summed up all the youtube chefs right there

  • @jingi87
    @jingi87 2 года назад +2

    I swear only an American would ever call that first thing a salad

  • @onelusciouslad7841
    @onelusciouslad7841 4 года назад +225

    Charlies unenthusiastic enthusiastic voice cannot be levelled by anyone else, he is just so unique, his voice paired with his surprising vocabulary and tendency to act like the dumbest things are the most holy probably makes him one of the most entertaining, unique channels on RUclips.

    • @wave7138
      @wave7138 2 года назад +1

      i’ve never seen a comment able to articulate how i feel about this channel as well as you have, thank you

  • @tomblack5588
    @tomblack5588 4 года назад +748

    i really appreciate how he doesn’t shit on her appearance and only makes jokes about the food.

    • @gregothy9190
      @gregothy9190 4 года назад +170

      Yeah, can't say the same for YT comments... But who's surprised there

    • @SKYRONsingle
      @SKYRONsingle 4 года назад +177

      There is simply nothing to be said that isn’t already on everyone’s mind

    • @ehodzic155
      @ehodzic155 4 года назад +111

      Its a big part to ignore to be honest. She is ridiculously fat

    • @Grease-Goblin
      @Grease-Goblin 4 года назад +144

      The man doesn't go for the easy jokes. Where's the sport in that?

    • @davidb.3833
      @davidb.3833 4 года назад +23

      @@ehodzic155 Hey but they probably really enjoy their food. Sucks eating healthy sometimes.

  • @jakelineham1789
    @jakelineham1789 4 года назад +150

    Direct from google - 'Bologna is a cooked, smoked sausage made of cured beef, cured pork or a mixture of the two. The bologna might include choice cuts, depending on who's making it, but usually contains afterthoughts of the meat industry - organs, trimmings, end pieces and so on.' so yeas assholes ETC

    • @mrboxing3517
      @mrboxing3517 4 года назад

      Yikes...lol

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee 4 года назад +15

      it sounds gross but at least it's not going to waste

    • @Soupprobablycan
      @Soupprobablycan 4 года назад +1

      FBI that's a good way to think about it

    • @filipmajewski8382
      @filipmajewski8382 3 года назад +13

      @@Soupprobablycan I feel like people have a prejudice against many foods, mainly cuts of meat, but most of the time it's very tasty if cooked correctly and throwing it away is just wasteful. There are restaurants in Japan that are dedicated to using every part of the chicken they can and i think it's a very cool concept

    • @peffiSC2source
      @peffiSC2source 3 года назад +14

      @@fbidumbbee Yup. It really is kind of magical that the yucky stuff can be turned into something edible. There is a really crazy story of how the Soviets copied Bologna, which is known as "doctors sausage" (yeah) and it was a massive hit because it was easy to produce en masse and initially actually quite healthy. RUclipsr "My Name is Andong" made a really cool mini documentary about it, which I wholeheartedly recommend.

  • @squish5299
    @squish5299 2 года назад +17

    Ngl I always appreciate how he's never made fun of any of the bad chef's appearances. He's had the opportunity to make some low blows and doesn't. I know it's the bare minimum but I appreciate his respectful bullying.

  • @zIVeNomIx
    @zIVeNomIx 4 года назад +9

    I just wanna say I appreciate Charlie for watching these funny, weird and sometimes cringey videos without insulting anyone. He mainly just pretends to be a fan or a part of it like with Attaway General or this chef or the relationship show. I think it shows he’s a good person just here for good vibes, not to roast or harm anyone

  • @Acaerwen
    @Acaerwen 4 года назад +49

    A friend of mine and me found this woman once when we simply searched "corndog" to find some quality youtube posts. We were in awe of the absolute unit placed in front of us.

  • @valentinusaurelius2259
    @valentinusaurelius2259 4 года назад +559

    Charlie's sexually charged commentary over this is *almost* more disturbing than the video itself.

    • @lexxii3853
      @lexxii3853 4 года назад +54

      What are you talking about? Are you not sexually attracted to mayo??

    • @amberslahlize7961
      @amberslahlize7961 4 года назад +13

      "Jammy, stop dunking your nut sack into the dog bowl" before this comment I was going to share on social media, but my family friendly friends list say a hard NOPE!

    • @OnlySlightyRadioactive
      @OnlySlightyRadioactive 4 года назад +2

      He’s honestly so vulgar and basic and overrated.

    • @residentflamingo115
      @residentflamingo115 4 года назад +40

      @@OnlySlightyRadioactive if you are not a fan why are you here

    • @rustable4165
      @rustable4165 4 года назад +16

      @@OnlySlightyRadioactive ok and

  • @263kiki
    @263kiki 2 года назад +2

    been going on a streak watching all of Charlie's RUclips chef reviews, I'm never complaining about my moms cooking again i promise.

  • @Gruetzsensen
    @Gruetzsensen 4 года назад +343

    "Don't trust skinny chefs" but I am not sure if I should trust her...

    • @malachiroberts6198
      @malachiroberts6198 4 года назад +58

      She's an advocate for triple bypass surgery and wants you to join her.

    • @Djeeoo1
      @Djeeoo1 4 года назад +4

      I mean, she's kind of popular by seeing the amount of views on her videos. Probably not all of them are watching for pure entertainment. So my question is, who in their right mind would try her recipes, she didn't get like this for no reason

    • @TheEvilWithinFan
      @TheEvilWithinFan 4 года назад +18

      I really don't care what their body size is, I wouldn't trust anyone who uses that much mayo in their food.

    • @fnors2
      @fnors2 4 года назад +8

      @@Djeeoo1 People likely watch her with some kind of morbid curiosity. Trying to see food that will end you as you eat them.
      It's kind of like Epic Meal Times from way back when, with seeing how much bacon and meat you can put in a meal. Though at least with Epic Meal Times, they were more on the entertainment side of things than pure food.

    • @minicokes4366
      @minicokes4366 4 года назад +5

      @@malachiroberts6198 It's Midsommar but for heart diseases

  • @queenofawesome2550
    @queenofawesome2550 4 года назад +666

    This woman is such a sweet heart but god the stuff she cooks is unhealthy.

    • @vraolet
      @vraolet 4 года назад +50

      I feel like it would just taste like mayo and nothing else

    • @JacketCK
      @JacketCK 4 года назад +110

      @@vraolet you underestimate the absolute disgusting taste of balogna

    • @LKonstantina915
      @LKonstantina915 4 года назад +33

      also she's overweight because of it probably unless she had health issuses or something idk

    • @osku2290
      @osku2290 4 года назад +32

      @@LKonstantina915 i imagine every american looks like that so nothing to worry about ;)

    • @damianflavius8663
      @damianflavius8663 4 года назад +28

      You're god damn right her heart is sweet.

  • @cracklasco
    @cracklasco 4 года назад +936

    She’s duplicating that bologna like Jesus did in the book of Matthew; when he fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish.

  • @JW-ob1gb
    @JW-ob1gb 3 года назад +6

    4:30 LOLOLOL laughing so hard right now

  • @Shaftygod
    @Shaftygod 4 года назад +190

    "We're gonna start with a cup and add more if we need it"
    Dumps a quart of mayo into bowl.

    • @nickbmxguy
      @nickbmxguy 4 года назад +1

      I was going to comment the same thing haha

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo464
      @iwantsexseemyvideo464 4 года назад

      იმიჯი

    • @QahnaarinDovah
      @QahnaarinDovah 4 года назад

      Soooo much. I’m disgusted

    • @TheBananaThug
      @TheBananaThug 4 года назад +1

      I think she genuinely is under the impression that a "cup" would be the measurement to fill one of her drinking cups

  • @dean6708
    @dean6708 4 года назад +1918

    I'm glad he doesn't talk shit about her weight, that's too easy and would be just mean really. This shit is funny haha

    • @vestis9050
      @vestis9050 3 года назад +57

      100% agree

    • @joraydzurita1614
      @joraydzurita1614 3 года назад +236

      He never criticized the actual person only the food/recipe it’s amazing

    • @Lov3lyMoon
      @Lov3lyMoon 3 года назад +158

      @@asclepius7516 a lot of people having coping mechanism for mental health issues. You don’t know her, she could have depression and her only escape is food. Or a bad childhood where food was some sort of relief

    • @viktorbimmel4007
      @viktorbimmel4007 3 года назад +43

      @@Lov3lyMoon While thats not to blame on her its to blame on the trird world healthcare system in the US and the fact that there is more culture in a yoghurt than in half the US.

    • @mlour6110
      @mlour6110 3 года назад +9

      Dudeman90 and Jorayd so we are at a point where you find it 'amazing' that someone is not displaing fatphobia / being fatphobic

  • @Mister_Clean
    @Mister_Clean 4 года назад +1690

    This woman makes American cooking look absolutely horrid

    • @fagioli7063
      @fagioli7063 4 года назад +104

      Any minute now there will be an obesity joke or portion size joke. Just gotta wait a little longer, but while we wait what's your favorite food?

    • @idiotacp
      @idiotacp 4 года назад +308

      wydm this is exactly what i imagine Americans to be like

    • @devoniguess1674
      @devoniguess1674 4 года назад +130

      @@fagioli7063 heavy amount of time you gotta weight there bud.

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 4 года назад +41

      @@fagioli7063 A nice black bean-based taco with a low-sodium seasoning blend, fresh tomato, bell and jalapeño peppers, and a modest amount of whatever cheese is handy and is shreddable or grate-able, as a condiment, not a main component of the dish. If I can get it in a super high-fiber, low net carb tortilla, all the better.

    • @waitwhat238
      @waitwhat238 4 года назад +3

      @@HayTatsuko
      Do you prefer Spinach or Corn tortillas?

  • @OhyeahKandJyea
    @OhyeahKandJyea 2 года назад +1

    When he said "that will be our little secret"... That was it for me, I almost passed on.

  • @salvicx5048
    @salvicx5048 4 года назад +1764

    Genuinely hard to watch. Like watching someone slowly poison themselves.

    • @slime8721
      @slime8721 4 года назад +36

      True

    • @gageblanchard7467
      @gageblanchard7467 4 года назад +203

      Like watching an alcoholic buy alcohol

    • @jamesrichardson4513
      @jamesrichardson4513 4 года назад +110

      With those ingredients it is actually quickly poisoning her 🤦‍♂️

    • @joemohamed3008
      @joemohamed3008 4 года назад +77

      That's literally what's happening

    • @Long-Horse
      @Long-Horse 4 года назад +14

      Bit late for that it looks like.

  • @dannazione653
    @dannazione653 4 года назад +19

    2:36 its old fashioned because it was discovered before we knew about health standards

  • @PhaTs00p
    @PhaTs00p 4 года назад +1007

    That's one hell of a keto meal right there. No wonder she's so nimble.

    • @Undertaker2434
      @Undertaker2434 4 года назад +81

      Indeed, I’ve never seen someone make a salad so fast and so healthy. Truly amazing.

    • @chronical6786
      @chronical6786 4 года назад

      po ruclips.net/video/i0xHIxwbQoa/видео.html i would agree if u were right

    • @bandofthebayou1401
      @bandofthebayou1401 4 года назад +7

      @@Undertaker2434 In the words of Randy from TPB; "a mans gotta eat."

    • @nikitaandrew8065
      @nikitaandrew8065 4 года назад +1

      last time i checked pickles arnt keto

    • @memesarekeem
      @memesarekeem 4 года назад +6

      you're mean man

  • @BenSearsVids
    @BenSearsVids Год назад +1

    The sugar in the broccoli salad floored me

  • @EthGemsnStuff
    @EthGemsnStuff 4 года назад +2849

    She is like a sweet grandma, but instead of a stuffed turkey she makes a plate of mayonnaise and sugar for the whole family lol
    - btw I draw (and do) stupid stuff if anyone cares

    • @meestersecure9060
      @meestersecure9060 4 года назад +78

      Thanks Auntie Diabetes!

    • @dabirdgaming8207
      @dabirdgaming8207 4 года назад +3

      yeah ikr, i agree
      ruclips.net/video/i0xHIxwbQoo/видео.html

    • @wugiwugu
      @wugiwugu 4 года назад +66

      this is what we europeans think of whenwe think of american kitchen
      edit: loved the last video (skit) lmao

    • @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά
      @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά 4 года назад +6

      @@meestersecure9060 You could say... she's sweet.

    • @jeremyhughes2864
      @jeremyhughes2864 4 года назад +22

      @@wugiwugu Uggghhhhh..I can see why you think that,but I can promise you,that not all of us Americans are morbidly obese, & a lot of Americans don't look or eat like she does..LoL..Sorry,but it's true

  • @tyjones9963
    @tyjones9963 4 года назад +26

    "So what makes this recipe old fashioned? Was this discovered before lettuce?"😂😂 i died cuz i didnt even realize it was supposed to be a salad

  • @Fragliche
    @Fragliche 4 года назад +332

    "I've never heard of Amish people living near a beach."
    Belize has entered the chat.

    • @nilessautter5005
      @nilessautter5005 4 года назад +12

      My grandparents were missionaries in Belize for 25 years. They're Mennonite. Originally Amish

    • @ayden3341
      @ayden3341 4 года назад +4

      My grandparents used to live in a Mennonite colony in Belize lol

    • @goatz4u
      @goatz4u 4 года назад

      Witty 🧐

    • @VidGams
      @VidGams 4 года назад +18

      Isn't entering a chat against the Amish lifestyle.

    • @fingmoron
      @fingmoron 4 года назад +4

      @@VidGams opened the letter?

  • @roaminxo
    @roaminxo 2 года назад +1

    I think it's beautiful that I got a kraft mayo ad on this vid

  • @xXRIEMENSXx
    @xXRIEMENSXx 3 года назад +123

    “oh we left a pickle out, i ate it” KILLED ME HAHAHA

    • @ghoul6446
      @ghoul6446 3 года назад +14

      Then he said, " it'll be our secret" 🤣

  • @bowtie_the_wolf7185
    @bowtie_the_wolf7185 4 года назад +1054

    My God at this point why don’t you just make a Mayonnaise pie

    • @unicornburgers302
      @unicornburgers302 4 года назад +14

      Can we add this to the Rules of the Internet, “If it exists someone has filmed themselves adding mayonnaise to it”.

    • @FlameKB
      @FlameKB 4 года назад +27

      @@kingmankingboy8743 for anybody wondering what the link is, they posted the same one several times so it’s probably advertising so don’t bother clicking on it :)

    • @alexosow
      @alexosow 4 года назад

      @@kingmankingboy8743 ??

    • @alexosow
      @alexosow 4 года назад +2

      @@FlameKB Yeah :/

    • @kryrimstercat
      @kryrimstercat 4 года назад +2

      Oh shit that's good write that down

  • @Techn0Fox
    @Techn0Fox 4 года назад +149

    I really can't imagine myself eating like this everyday.

    • @gooeyboy706
      @gooeyboy706 4 года назад +14

      @The peepeepoopoo man Ah yes, the anime protagonist.

    • @TheSorcerer1
      @TheSorcerer1 4 года назад +36

      Well if you did, your "everyday" would be a few very short days.

    • @thewonderlandsystem6276
      @thewonderlandsystem6276 4 года назад +40

      I can’t even imagine myself eating like this once.

    • @raget7293
      @raget7293 4 года назад +2

      Heart disease in a bowl

    • @mikeyboy7719
      @mikeyboy7719 4 года назад

      I could do this

  • @dannnii99
    @dannnii99 2 года назад +8

    sara seems like such a lovely caring person. she'll take care of you and make sure you've eaten. she's like an auntie or grandma. such a wholesome soul.

  • @hippytea6333
    @hippytea6333 4 года назад +56

    I imagine all the “cooks” Charlie watches are going team up together to make the ultimate dish

  • @sophiabby_
    @sophiabby_ 4 года назад +308

    i love how charlie can make fun of these videos without insulting the people or making hurtful negative comments

    • @bhuuthesecond
      @bhuuthesecond 4 года назад +32

      Thank you! But the comments though are getting slightly out of hand

    • @billrex
      @billrex 4 года назад +1

      @@bhuuthesecond love you, keep it up.

    • @ShockingHydra
      @ShockingHydra 4 года назад +30

      Agreed, I think Sara is a very wholesome lady from the videos we saw of her and I remember Charlie said himself that he thinks she's seems to be a nice person. I really hope that smooth brain viewers don't all of sudden start going and harassing her for no reason like with what happened with Kay, both of them don't deserve any hate just cuz they make odd dishes

    • @rachel6346
      @rachel6346 4 года назад +17

      @@ShockingHydra i feel really bad because she’s so sweet. i remember one time her videos were in the youtube algorithm but it had a negative response. all these assholes were filling the comments and she turned them off :///

    • @topgeorge6908
      @topgeorge6908 4 года назад +1

      @@bhuuthesecond good

  • @FUNKOfilms
    @FUNKOfilms 4 года назад +46

    - The guy at the deli - "How much bologna would you like ma'am?"
    - This woman - "Yes."

  • @MB-ev9ix
    @MB-ev9ix 3 года назад +3

    Him talking about what makes something a salad sent me into hysterics because I recently had that conversation with my friends about buko pandan salad lmao

  • @dannygrover595
    @dannygrover595 4 года назад +529

    It's like her doctor told her "if you want to lose weight you have to eat salad"
    Now she calls everything she eats a salad.

    • @velvetclaw33
      @velvetclaw33 4 года назад +19

      My god this comment is hilarious 😂

    • @Fancy_Schmancy114
      @Fancy_Schmancy114 4 года назад +40

      She broke the system

    • @bigsloppy5569
      @bigsloppy5569 4 года назад +19

      Doctors hate this lady for this one simple blah blah blah

    • @Amoeba_Podre
      @Amoeba_Podre 4 года назад +5

      Big Mac salad

    • @dabirdgaming8207
      @dabirdgaming8207 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/i0xHIxwbQoo/видео.html jehaba

  • @CRMN805
    @CRMN805 4 года назад +334

    I feel bad for this lady, she seems like such a nice person but the truth is that she is killing herself with these kinds of recepies...

    • @aidanschram9652
      @aidanschram9652 4 года назад +12

      Yeah if you look like that then you're giving yourself a death sentence

    • @fwoink1659
      @fwoink1659 4 года назад +3

      She do be making some good food tho ngl

    • @jaxx1360
      @jaxx1360 4 года назад +44

      Her neck is already gone, absorbed by her stomach because the mayonnaise wasn't enough to satisfy the stomach.

    • @Unknown-sz8kg
      @Unknown-sz8kg 4 года назад +11

      Eating bad food is a choice, her own fault to die 40 years earlier.

    • @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060
      @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 4 года назад +18

      Yall talking shit but watch her live to 80 like this with more accumulated pleasure than you can fathom

  • @slabofsteak4
    @slabofsteak4 4 года назад +56

    imagine back 100 years ago people wouldn’t look for oil they would look for mayonnaise

    • @lumpy1093
      @lumpy1093 4 года назад +5

      mayonnaise is the ultimate fuel source

    • @KB-cc5qx
      @KB-cc5qx 4 года назад +2

      Mayo in this ladies neck

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo464
      @iwantsexseemyvideo464 4 года назад

      @@lumpy1093 უგო

    • @slabofsteak4
      @slabofsteak4 4 года назад

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo464 go away divorced mom bot

    • @ezraf.7759
      @ezraf.7759 4 года назад

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo464 this is why sex before marriage is a sin

  • @TheJes8p
    @TheJes8p 2 года назад +1

    the amount of mayo she put in made me want to cry

  • @μποέμ
    @μποέμ 4 года назад +185

    This us what i think when someone refrences American cuisine lol

    • @_The_God_King_
      @_The_God_King_ 4 года назад +23

      Please dear god no, id move if this was the reference for our food

    • @basementjesus7346
      @basementjesus7346 4 года назад +8

      As an American I can assure you this is not what a normal American eats. I my self wanted to throw that bowl of retched bologna and mayonnaise out her window. I'd much rather eat a bowl of dirt over that crime against humanity.

    • @toccandocreacanaleulterior176
      @toccandocreacanaleulterior176 4 года назад

      Same here

    • @spiritravenheart1335
      @spiritravenheart1335 4 года назад +1

      @@_The_God_King_ trust me, the only time this is considered even close to american cuisine is when the person in question making the food has absolutely no self restraint whatsoever and eats like an absolute animal, that is to say, several times their body weight.

    • @rafaelmoreira5213
      @rafaelmoreira5213 4 года назад +2

      I thought americans only eat fast food

  • @zeemouu
    @zeemouu 4 года назад +85

    "Mayonese is for real chefs"
    Wrong, its for real musicians

  • @CoasterHorizons
    @CoasterHorizons 4 года назад +421

    “It’s like a washing machine for baloney”
    Yep basically sums up reddit

    • @drodon1474
      @drodon1474 4 года назад

      Mayo

    • @محمد678
      @محمد678 4 года назад +1

      im your 69th like :)

    • @user-zm7zl9lc6j
      @user-zm7zl9lc6j 4 года назад +13

      @@محمد678 FUNNY SEX NUMBER!!!??!!?!?! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳

    • @christianwatt2924
      @christianwatt2924 4 года назад +3

      OMG SECKS SOOOO FUNNNNY XD
      @@user-zm7zl9lc6j

    • @yassu20
      @yassu20 4 года назад +1

      @@christianwatt2924 IKR FUNNY SECKS 🤪

  • @SPGHTTFRT
    @SPGHTTFRT 3 года назад +4

    I love how restrained the first lady was with the mustard right after she dumped a week’s worth of mayo into the bowl lmao

  • @ashlynharbison5572
    @ashlynharbison5572 4 года назад +219

    “Money is temporary, but mayo is forever”
    Forever on my hips :(

    • @TheMoistestNugget
      @TheMoistestNugget 4 года назад +42

      just wipe it off :/

    • @beansteak9892
      @beansteak9892 4 года назад +8

      @@TheMoistestNugget she's so silly thats what I do everytime

    • @boogityhoo
      @boogityhoo 4 года назад

      If I fi ally get a GF Imma feedher nothing but Mayo and get a thick hipped girl with a fat booty.

    • @weese03
      @weese03 4 года назад +7

      @@boogityhoo watch it go to her belly instead

    • @grundierungtaglich6241
      @grundierungtaglich6241 4 года назад

      It's just a month, smh.

  • @samunti16
    @samunti16 4 года назад +20

    So, we all can say that the salads are the friends we made along the way.