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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
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  • @bluesaibotblue8594
    @bluesaibotblue8594 4 года назад +4160

    This dude probably got electrocuted so many times, that he built up a resistance

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 года назад +185

      By the time it reaches his legs it's already run its course.

    • @gordondaisley6157
      @gordondaisley6157 4 года назад +63

      Unless he has built up a resistance to massive coronary failure his mid term prognosis is bleak

    • @deadrussianliberal2897
      @deadrussianliberal2897 4 года назад +67

      Reminds me of old “DOCTORS HATE HIM” thing

    • @trederyu6781
      @trederyu6781 4 года назад +2

      Or he got struck by lifgnitng

    • @ataphelicopter5734
      @ataphelicopter5734 4 года назад +27

      Mr electroboom has already proven that even electroboom himself, god of electricity can never become fully resistant to electricity

  • @apoet7738
    @apoet7738 4 года назад +4824

    The electricity didn’t think anybody would be stupid enough to stick a fork in a toaster and forgot their protocol

    • @NTHRX-ui8zb
      @NTHRX-ui8zb 4 года назад +16

      same

    • @shwingleman
      @shwingleman 4 года назад +116

      im surprised tank has survived as long as he has

    • @kingpenguin5825
      @kingpenguin5825 4 года назад +4

      UNPLUG THE TOASTER FIRST

    • @jeremyhughes2864
      @jeremyhughes2864 4 года назад +5

      Exactly...Lmao

    • @jeremyhughes2864
      @jeremyhughes2864 4 года назад +4

      & your thumbnail is Hilarious!.. Best pic I've seen in a long time.. 😁

  • @ChildishShrimpino
    @ChildishShrimpino 4 года назад +4621

    Legend has it Tank gave birth to a young boy. He named him Gordon Ramsey

    • @Connor-wr5vg
      @Connor-wr5vg 4 года назад +8

      Lmaoo

    • @Spottedboy123
      @Spottedboy123 4 года назад +20

      I sense a r/wooooosh coming

    • @waterguy1744
      @waterguy1744 4 года назад +74

      @@Spottedboy123 Somethings wrong I can feel it....

    • @Pring1z
      @Pring1z 4 года назад +33

      I'm just gonna take one for the team and get it out of the way... Anyway... GordoN RaMSey isnT hIs sOn

    • @k3nz1e73
      @k3nz1e73 4 года назад +31

      gOrDaN rAmSeY iS tOo OlD iDiOt

  • @jalbiindolcheey2049
    @jalbiindolcheey2049 4 года назад +3780

    I feel for this guy. He seems lonely but not mean-spirited.

    • @justinlariviere
      @justinlariviere 4 года назад +291

      Ikr I hope he loses some weight and stays up beat

    • @Karagon17
      @Karagon17 4 года назад +201

      I subscribed and found him on Twitter too. Not my style of content but I'll watc every now and then to let him know at least one person does.

    • @kieranklipz1185
      @kieranklipz1185 4 года назад +67

      Yeah I hope he stays in a really good mood the rest of his life

    • @jalbiindolcheey2049
      @jalbiindolcheey2049 4 года назад +23

      He makes me so sad! Why did I watch this again?😣😢😭😭

    • @cartertinnon6625
      @cartertinnon6625 4 года назад +16

      I know, I just wanna help him

  • @chloeisgoonin
    @chloeisgoonin 4 года назад +3670

    this man: **literally speaks a whole undiscovered language**
    charlie in between every word: what

    • @sahar64
      @sahar64 4 года назад +3

      😂

    • @niamhhi9839
      @niamhhi9839 4 года назад +12

      Get this comment to 10k likes rn😂😂😂 urs not mine

    • @Jack-sc9cd
      @Jack-sc9cd 4 года назад +10

      Ok Beatrice

    • @lycanrocvevo147
      @lycanrocvevo147 4 года назад

      what

    • @niamhhi9839
      @niamhhi9839 4 года назад

      @@Jack-sc9cd that's my mother's name ik it's weird heheheh

  • @rasmie8858
    @rasmie8858 4 года назад +542

    When you have a leather office chair beside your kitchen table, you know you've made it

    • @edvonschleck6170
      @edvonschleck6170 4 года назад +1

      lmao xD

    • @DajJednego
      @DajJednego 4 года назад +5

      I'm depressed don't get me wrong but this is even worse than my mental state.

    • @ilovebread5
      @ilovebread5 4 года назад

      ... you know you've made it in the top few of obesity rates by country

    • @WALKER-g4b
      @WALKER-g4b 4 года назад

      Looking square asss

    • @aulendilthegreat873
      @aulendilthegreat873 4 года назад

      @@DajJednego what does that comment even mean?

  • @praisethesunstudios7931
    @praisethesunstudios7931 4 года назад +6671

    This guy likes baseball, is obese, and named Tank, This man is America.

    • @lizzie-4011
      @lizzie-4011 4 года назад +389

      your profile pic makes this comment even better

    • @zayybutrandomcontent6448
      @zayybutrandomcontent6448 4 года назад +42

      @@lizzie-4011 facts

    • @Cat-ki3hy
      @Cat-ki3hy 4 года назад +59

      Wait, do other americans even like baseball?

    • @jennycampos3870
      @jennycampos3870 4 года назад +138

      @@Cat-ki3hy I’m American and I hate it so boring

    • @scrubbythecrusader
      @scrubbythecrusader 4 года назад +74

      @@Cat-ki3hy I used to play baseball, but I hate watching it

  • @proudguardofwhiterun5770
    @proudguardofwhiterun5770 4 года назад +1305

    He looks like Dr.Phil if he wasn't a doctor. He's just Phil.

    • @spider-mancantsee5875
      @spider-mancantsee5875 4 года назад +20

      It is what would happen if Dr.Phil got canceled

    • @sebastiangoddard4518
      @sebastiangoddard4518 4 года назад +15

      Dr. Phil isn’t actually a Dr anymore

    • @mando_dablord2646
      @mando_dablord2646 4 года назад +8

      @@sebastiangoddard4518 How do you lose a doctorate?

    • @sebastiangoddard4518
      @sebastiangoddard4518 4 года назад +30

      @@mando_dablord2646 He’s not licensed to practice anymore, still has the doctorate. Guess I shoulda specified my bad

    • @ZakiyahCallender
      @ZakiyahCallender 3 года назад

      Let me guess…someone stole your sweet roll

  • @peke9499
    @peke9499 4 года назад +2061

    He looks kinda like Walter White but instead of cooking meth he cooks unhealthy food

    • @GoatzombieBubba
      @GoatzombieBubba 4 года назад +9

      Pizza is healthy.

    • @poppyharlow9377
      @poppyharlow9377 4 года назад +27

      Aaron depends. Pizza that people make now a days aren’t as healthy as you think. Quickmelt cheese? Cheese from the supermarket? Instant tomato sauce? No no not healthy. If you make these from scratch/ buy them from a fresh market, they’ll probably be better.

    • @themondegod4014
      @themondegod4014 4 года назад +4

      @ still a shit ton of calories thought maybe for a cheat day or the carbs season but that's it

    • @themondegod4014
      @themondegod4014 4 года назад

      @@GoatzombieBubba sure the frozen ones are not lmao how many shit they put to them is crazy

    • @aidanconcannon5710
      @aidanconcannon5710 4 года назад +6

      Have you seen walter white before?

  • @perrygriffin2371
    @perrygriffin2371 4 года назад +7461

    Tark is exactly what the rest of the world thinks when they think america.

    • @tomosangels53
      @tomosangels53 4 года назад +422

      TARK

    • @invertedcrayon
      @invertedcrayon 4 года назад +571

      and theres a good amount of Americans that are exactly like him, so i dont blame non-Americans lmao

    • @idk9637
      @idk9637 4 года назад +555

      @@invertedcrayon half of my family (my mother's side) is like that. Living in fallen down buildings. Living on welfare. Barely being able to walk because they are so fat. They used to show up to family reunions with a thing of kfc... they would eat... and leave. Gone in like 10 minutes. My mother used them as an example for what I shouldn't become as a kid lol.

    • @polarb_4593
      @polarb_4593 4 года назад +28

      For a second a thought you were talking about the continent lol

    • @ThatCrazyKid0007
      @ThatCrazyKid0007 4 года назад +186

      @Nathan Williams I mean each country has its stereotypes, but that is all they are, stereotypes.

  • @kochiyamochiya
    @kochiyamochiya 4 года назад +408

    Tank didn't get electrified because he maxed his Lightning Resistance.
    Truly lifts up to his name

  • @AlexPrestonMusic
    @AlexPrestonMusic 4 года назад +2972

    Update on Frank: Barstool Sports hired him full time! He quit the courthouse and now makes more money and has better health benefits. Let’s go Frank

    • @ornifexxx
      @ornifexxx 4 года назад +144

      :)
      go frank.

    • @isaiahaguilera7710
      @isaiahaguilera7710 3 года назад +91

      God speed Frank

    • @joshuawoolridge8378
      @joshuawoolridge8378 3 года назад +55

      Lol didn't realize the age of the video, I was thinking how doesnt he know frank the tank

    • @garrethawcroft54
      @garrethawcroft54 3 года назад +18

      @@joshuawoolridge8378 fr frank the tank is a barstool legend!

    • @VOORHEEHEE
      @VOORHEEHEE 3 года назад +1

      :) Great news!

  • @Cosmo-li5sc
    @Cosmo-li5sc 4 года назад +455

    I was having anxiety attacks whenever he started putting forks and knifes into the toaster

    • @asura7941
      @asura7941 4 года назад +13

      @rory clynes right? And also OCD

    • @NerdStuffing
      @NerdStuffing 4 года назад +7

      @@asura7941 probably because those two are getting increasingly common. Mainly anxiety.

    • @asura7941
      @asura7941 4 года назад +7

      @@NerdStuffing yes but I think some of them are not true
      You see people saying "wow this gives me anxiety" or "stop this triggers my ocd" like, stfu who cares

    • @NerdStuffing
      @NerdStuffing 4 года назад +4

      @@asura7941 My therapist tells me she cares

    • @asura7941
      @asura7941 4 года назад +3

      @@NerdStuffing im talking about people who dont actually have anxiety or ocd, but pretend they do for some stupid reason

  • @Vher_
    @Vher_ 4 года назад +390

    it really adds to the whole ordeal that he cuts his footage by turning off the camera

    • @cactuscraze4877
      @cactuscraze4877 4 года назад +1

      agree

    • @PrattlingPyre
      @PrattlingPyre 4 года назад +6

      Reminds me a lot of DSP

    • @nigmonster
      @nigmonster 4 года назад

      How else are you supposed to do it. That is the true way of doing it

  • @deej__9311
    @deej__9311 4 года назад +1163

    After this he should try heating his spoon in the microwave so it cuts through his ice cream more easily

    • @magnusdash
      @magnusdash 4 года назад +37

      Better: unclog the Microwave's power outlet from the dust with a fork while it's connected and cooking a raw egg at maximum potency.

    • @thesolomonproject
      @thesolomonproject 4 года назад +29

      Jokes on you cause he’d probably burn the spoon before anything else happened.

    • @bian7744
      @bian7744 4 года назад +2

      Yep

    • @numbersbubble
      @numbersbubble 4 года назад

      I actually do this, I heat a spoon over the stove.

    • @NimhNom
      @NimhNom 4 года назад +16

      @@numbersbubble Ah yes, the difference is if you do it in the microwave a lot of uh oh is gonna occur

  • @soggyramen6031
    @soggyramen6031 4 года назад +789

    Honestly, this guys content is kinda sweet and wholesome, it’s just a guy doing what he likes

    • @decim161
      @decim161 4 года назад +51

      Yeah he seems like a lovely and wholesome dude who's just lonely
      I feel him

    • @팈탘-n3l
      @팈탘-n3l 4 года назад +49

      same with Kay's cooking, she's not good at it but she look so adorable and happy

    • @TheMadSoaper.
      @TheMadSoaper. Год назад +2

      💯 I don’t know why people have to make mean comments about someone who’s not harming a soul.

    • @MissScratchAlot
      @MissScratchAlot Год назад

      I don’t think Charlie means to make fun of them, he makes fun out of the situations and compares them to other bad experiences

  • @mrslippyfist9155
    @mrslippyfist9155 4 года назад +708

    “Ooooo yeah, dats done.”
    *puts it back into the oven*

    • @JeskaiEye
      @JeskaiEye 4 года назад +25

      He only eats it overcooked af

    • @monishdas1617
      @monishdas1617 4 года назад +14

      Merfolk Surprise he only eats ashes.

    • @Gunnersman1510
      @Gunnersman1510 4 года назад +5

      It’s done but it’s not perfect

    • @guessingguy7865
      @guessingguy7865 4 года назад

      @@monishdas1617 YOU!

  • @GFreezy
    @GFreezy 4 года назад +210

    When he put the fork in instantly I said my whole life is a lie

    • @PunFucker
      @PunFucker 4 года назад +36

      Tank is naturally insulated

    • @admiralmusclebeard7318
      @admiralmusclebeard7318 4 года назад

      Could've bin turned off, ever thought of that?

    • @obliviousdraede5268
      @obliviousdraede5268 4 года назад

      its a Hot Dog Toaster

    • @nigelgunho3126
      @nigelgunho3126 4 года назад +2

      When I put knife in toaster while it’s on my whole appartment’s electricity temporarily dies and I respawn in my bed

    • @sergeantspeed5941
      @sergeantspeed5941 4 года назад +1

      Your toaster is off when the handle isn't pushed down. It's totally safe to do. I'm not even being sarcastic lol

  • @CallMe6
    @CallMe6 4 года назад +566

    “The electricity was confused” 😂 was prolly a paid actor and wasn’t getting paid enough to kill this man

    • @ninjaslayer0527
      @ninjaslayer0527 4 года назад +1

      or the electricity was enough to kill him😂😳

    • @raialasio1574
      @raialasio1574 4 года назад

      Congratulations man. That was hilarious

    • @GroverCleveland52
      @GroverCleveland52 4 года назад

      Probably*

    • @azanathwhateley7235
      @azanathwhateley7235 4 года назад

      The electricity felt bad for him,
      Or despised him so it wants to kill him slowly.

  • @cyborgciderman4166
    @cyborgciderman4166 4 года назад +190

    I nearly got shocked by plugging in a charger into a broken outlet I didnt know was broken. Then there's this man...

    • @lassaut6794
      @lassaut6794 4 года назад +9

      120v just tickles unless you're made of dickskins.

    • @bobthebuilder2922
      @bobthebuilder2922 3 года назад +7

      @@lassaut6794 your heart can have problems operating from pretty minor voltages so i guess survivability is about luck, person's health etc.

    • @lassaut6794
      @lassaut6794 3 года назад +2

      @@bobthebuilder2922 obviously if youre barfoot in a puddle and the current is not going from one finger to the next then you might be looking at a more serious injusry but, its still just 120v. 277v or 347v is when you want to be more carful

    • @bobthebuilder2922
      @bobthebuilder2922 3 года назад +2

      @@lassaut6794 yes but my point still stands

  • @rusted8444
    @rusted8444 4 года назад +965

    I bet this guy likes the flavor of gum that goes away in 5 seconds

    • @underscore2736
      @underscore2736 4 года назад +26

      The gum goes away in 5 seconds or the flavor goes away in 5 seconds?

    • @katacutie
      @katacutie 4 года назад +32

      @@underscore2736 Obviously the favor

    • @bernardoromero5009
      @bernardoromero5009 4 года назад +10

      @@underscore2736 yes

    • @missm2925
      @missm2925 4 года назад +14

      Are you insulting Zebra Stripes rn?

    • @bin1251
      @bin1251 4 года назад +8

      @@katacutie What favor?

  • @jebediahdinglechalk8246
    @jebediahdinglechalk8246 4 года назад +415

    You know baseball cards are sad when all the yugio kids at my school made fun of the guys who collected them

    • @smileysolar3940
      @smileysolar3940 4 года назад +23

      Lmao, I guess why would you have cards with people than cards with wierd ass cool ass monsters.

    • @Mikaelamofu
      @Mikaelamofu 4 года назад

      Omg I have the same pfp lmao on discord

    • @younoobroflmao
      @younoobroflmao 4 года назад +11

      @@smileysolar3940 Because I literally just sold a LeBron for $1,400 that I got out of a $20 box at Walmart.

    • @safe8176
      @safe8176 4 года назад +3

      @@smileysolar3940 did you say cool ass monsters let me introduce you to melffy,fluffal,dragon maid

    • @ioankibble9885
      @ioankibble9885 4 года назад +5

      @@smileysolar3940 because one is real

  • @darthkats
    @darthkats 4 года назад +167

    "unfortunately he didn't cook it to ashes, so its not *quite* done yet" lmao

  • @tj9959
    @tj9959 4 года назад +1084

    I don’t want to laugh at Tank because he seems to have a very sad life, I feel very bad for him and I feel bad if I even think about laughing

    • @arouf-sourire4657
      @arouf-sourire4657 4 года назад +59

      It doesn't seems that bad lol

    • @erasurehead6456
      @erasurehead6456 4 года назад +4

      U seem too soft

    • @SomeoneStoleMyHandle911
      @SomeoneStoleMyHandle911 4 года назад +14

      My one question is how does one his size have sex ? XD it's like a barrier, it would be like two muffins trying to bang. That's what I feel bad about even if we wanted to it would be a task...

    • @eatman8602
      @eatman8602 4 года назад +99

      @@erasurehead6456 tough guy

    • @punchy207
      @punchy207 4 года назад +17

      he seems like he is having some fun sometimes though so dont feel too bad

  • @aaronchun3458
    @aaronchun3458 4 года назад +508

    Instructions unclear, stuck my knife in a toaster and ascended. Currently watching this video with Stan Lee, he loves it btw

    • @MealDealSupreme
      @MealDealSupreme 4 года назад +65

      Damn you got stan lee? Ted Bundy and Richard nixon keep stealing my lunch money

    • @moonlight_frost_3682
      @moonlight_frost_3682 4 года назад +32

      Dunno why hitlers here but he likes it

    • @VxG_Ghost
      @VxG_Ghost 4 года назад +3

      is it the old Stan Lee tho or the young one?

    • @jarodiking2559
      @jarodiking2559 4 года назад +2

      Tell me, how is he doing?

    • @magnusdash
      @magnusdash 4 года назад +2

      7G wifi [covers only the Heaven region]

  • @keepscrolling5910
    @keepscrolling5910 4 года назад +886

    "baseball is the most boring sport"
    Golf: *am i a* fun sport *to you?*

    • @axelbrambila2802
      @axelbrambila2802 4 года назад +75

      Eh golf being boring doesn’t make baseball any more entertaining

    • @keepscrolling5910
      @keepscrolling5910 4 года назад +27

      @@axelbrambila2802 but it dunt make golf any more entertaining either

    • @AB-sz7mr
      @AB-sz7mr 4 года назад +68

      I mean I don’t follow any sports, so all sports are ‘the most boring sport’. But I agree golf is probably the worst, even if you are into it.

    • @eggnoodle1061
      @eggnoodle1061 4 года назад +21

      @@axelbrambila2802 baseball is a little less boring if you know whats going on, and its even less boring if you're playing it

    • @joshkary5040
      @joshkary5040 4 года назад +19

      The thing about golf is that it's so boring a lot of people debate if it's EVEN a sport, so I think that kinda takes the cake. It's right up there with Curling, but I'd easily give it the edge.

  • @KinreeveNaku
    @KinreeveNaku 4 года назад +495

    His room really confused me for a minute. I was trying to understand why all the posters were backwards but he had no reflection. Then it hit me: Genius reversed the video...
    Either that or he’s a vampire

    • @suclox12yearsago56
      @suclox12yearsago56 4 года назад +19

      Nah he’s a vampire for sure

    • @deebo2236
      @deebo2236 4 года назад +11

      @@suclox12yearsago56 your a vampire how did you reply 12yrs ago

    • @grandstrategos1144
      @grandstrategos1144 4 года назад +2

      Deebo The glory of •

    • @kelroy2121
      @kelroy2121 4 года назад +1

      I want to be a vampire
      But can I keep my soul?

    • @uncledoctor6920
      @uncledoctor6920 4 года назад +2

      @@suclox12yearsago56 I don't trust the words of a hecking timelord such as yourself!

  • @sull6976
    @sull6976 4 года назад +96

    He's a sports personality that works for Barstool Sports. He's a nice guy, the toaster part was hilarious.

  • @pimpmafuqa
    @pimpmafuqa 4 года назад +1848

    Charlie: HOT DOGS ARE BAD
    Also "I can cook a hot dog in 30 seconds in the microwave" I wonder why your hotdogs are always awful...

    • @chibicthulhu4382
      @chibicthulhu4382 4 года назад +109

      Hot Dogs are just kinda awful though.

    • @ViviSaggio
      @ViviSaggio 4 года назад +48

      Have you guys tried Asian hotdogs? they’re really good way better than american hotdogs.

    • @antialeks5013
      @antialeks5013 4 года назад +184

      @@chibicthulhu4382 I believe you believe that, but I don't believe that so therefore it's false

    • @assgoblin699
      @assgoblin699 4 года назад +2

      Ok boomer me if your gay whats the difrence

    • @rykeng7923
      @rykeng7923 4 года назад +2

      Eat Your Cereal your legit 10

  • @ChoChoCho.
    @ChoChoCho. 4 года назад +251

    watching this man jam that fork into a toaster gave me more anxiety than finding out Yeezys running for president

    • @kneedeepinthepassengerseat
      @kneedeepinthepassengerseat 4 года назад +41

      I hope yeezy wins. I just kinda want to see what happens. 2020 is bad enough, why not make it forever.

    • @humphreybabycentretm2147
      @humphreybabycentretm2147 4 года назад +16

      he better change the anthem to I Love Kanye or he doesn’t have my vote

    • @MatthewManney
      @MatthewManney 4 года назад +2

      NO! Is that true?!?!? WTF?!?!?!

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 4 года назад +2

      I thought it was a meme at first and then I found out it was real. I am rooting for kanye lol!!

    • @alaricwilliamson5067
      @alaricwilliamson5067 4 года назад +3

      @@tunafish5462 But there's literally could run for president at this point, he'd need to wait until 2024 to run for president.

  • @pigeondamigion569
    @pigeondamigion569 4 года назад +1366

    Tank is obviously too thick, the fat acts as a very good resistor.
    Edit: I actually looked it up and apparently I'm not even that far off if you're morbidly obese you can become thor.

    • @cooliodiablo6117
      @cooliodiablo6117 4 года назад +44

      Just because your body and mass may be able to hold a certain charge doesn’t mean that your organs can though. Electricity is still gonna kill you with whatever a fatal charge is however big or small that is. Your organs work via electric signals from your brain after all. Being fat isn’t protecting that...

    • @nismo3871
      @nismo3871 4 года назад +26

      @@cooliodiablo6117 hes just joking man

    • @pigeondamigion569
      @pigeondamigion569 4 года назад +116

      @@cooliodiablo6117 from what I looked up the resistance of fat is the second-best in our body only losing to bone, so if you have a lot of fat under your skin then the current will have more trouble getting to the nerves, that's at least what I gathered.

    • @applechomper6514
      @applechomper6514 4 года назад +40

      I was going to try and lose weigh but now I think I’ll gain more

    • @DerNomade1871
      @DerNomade1871 4 года назад +1

      No shit?

  • @rashonsmith5408
    @rashonsmith5408 4 года назад +254

    I know the bar is so low but I like how Charlie doesn't joke about looks or anything directed at the person and stuff like that, it's refreshing to see !

    • @richardplinkett4956
      @richardplinkett4956 3 года назад +20

      What would he have to joke about? Tank is a handsome man.

    • @Zombiebutterflies1
      @Zombiebutterflies1 3 года назад +26

      Wouldn't be watching these videos if he did. I have PCOS(polycystic ovary syndrome) It can cause weight gain. People are jerks about it. I know a lot of the people in these videos are obese because of their eating habits. That isn't always the case and still deserve respect regardless.

    • @puns4days
      @puns4days 3 года назад +23

      @@Zombiebutterflies1 definitely. fat people have a right to exist without being harassed just like anyone else, regardless of health status

    • @lisalindsaywinell5143
      @lisalindsaywinell5143 3 года назад

      @@Zombiebutterflies1 So if a person with PCOS stopped eating she/he would gain weight? You just stopped world hunger

    • @Zombiebutterflies1
      @Zombiebutterflies1 2 года назад

      @@lisalindsaywinell5143 You are really ignorant. People who are skinny can also have PCOS. Weight gain is just one of its symptoms.

  • @jkfu247
    @jkfu247 4 года назад +779

    You thought the electricity was going to get him, but surprise twist, cholesterol gets him instead

    • @heavygamingupwardenjoyer1834
      @heavygamingupwardenjoyer1834 4 года назад +65

      More like the cholesterol has been balanced out by the electricity. He is currently immortal and could bend electricity to his will.

    • @plasma185
      @plasma185 4 года назад +25

      He achieved immortality because death doesn't know how to get him anymore

    • @Cinnimin
      @Cinnimin 4 года назад +2

      you win

    • @moonlight_frost_3682
      @moonlight_frost_3682 4 года назад +7

      His blood pressure causes an unimaginable force turning the electricity away

    • @Aluxix
      @Aluxix 4 года назад +1

      HAHAHA

  • @ambertasniem7245
    @ambertasniem7245 4 года назад +293

    I’m convinced that man doesn’t know sticking a metal fork in a toaster is dangerous

    • @Gunnersman1510
      @Gunnersman1510 4 года назад +45

      I’m convinced tank has transformed into a human conductor

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 4 года назад +8

      @@Gunnersman1510 Tank is a god amongst us.

    • @pold3833
      @pold3833 4 года назад +1

      In Germany we have something called FI Schalter for that and I think that's beautiful 😂

    • @i.i.iiii.i.i
      @i.i.iiii.i.i 4 года назад

      @@pold3833
      RCCB Residual Current operated Circuit-Breaker in English

    • @i.i.iiii.i.i
      @i.i.iiii.i.i 4 года назад +2

      @@Gunnersman1510
      He has so much mass that he turned himself into a grounding.

  • @Sofiapltx
    @Sofiapltx 4 года назад +130

    “The electricity is confused” hahaha we all are

  • @bearkillar6405
    @bearkillar6405 4 года назад +27

    Scared the hell out of me when Charlie said:”it’s like collect dust bunnies ,you are literally collecting dirt” and tank said:”no”

  • @milmac9687
    @milmac9687 4 года назад +279

    Tank's Doctor: Tank, you're supposed to burn the calories, not the food.

    • @k1ngsmok378
      @k1ngsmok378 4 года назад +20

      He probably thought high temperatures get rid of the calories or some shit.

    • @tori9365
      @tori9365 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @irium_pls
      @irium_pls 4 года назад +11

      @@k1ngsmok378 scientifically speaking, that's probably true, albeit on a very very insignificantly small scale
      EDIT: and also instead of calories you get carcinogens

  • @antialeks5013
    @antialeks5013 4 года назад +1045

    "Baseball is the most boring sport in the world"
    Charlie hasn't seen golf yet has he?

    • @adorblgrl
      @adorblgrl 4 года назад +66

      I wouldn’t even count golf as a sport-

    • @wey64dft
      @wey64dft 4 года назад +4

      Dude I was just about to type that!

    • @ResevoirGod
      @ResevoirGod 4 года назад +74

      You haven’t seen Cricket have you?

    • @vincent78433
      @vincent78433 4 года назад +63

      correction baseball is the most boring sport people actually watch.

    • @ResevoirGod
      @ResevoirGod 4 года назад +17

      vincent78433 Cricket has 5 times the viewership of Baseball world wide.

  • @milesedgeworth132
    @milesedgeworth132 4 года назад +609

    Whenever Someone Likes Something Charlie Doesn't: "These people have fooled themselves into liking this."

    • @HercadosP
      @HercadosP 4 года назад +50

      It's a joke tho, but probably your comment is too and I'm just too deaf to hear the plane passing by

    • @Namiiiiiiii7
      @Namiiiiiiii7 4 года назад +35

      Charlie is at least logical with his take downs and never takes anything seriously ❤ #BeKindAndNotEvil

    • @Angel_4574
      @Angel_4574 4 года назад +1

      @@HercadosP I am the plane passing by

    • @rayro2053
      @rayro2053 4 года назад +3

      so you like baseball?

    • @FraggleRagaraga
      @FraggleRagaraga 4 года назад +1

      Maybe the plane blew your brains out.

  • @blazinsaddles19
    @blazinsaddles19 4 года назад +29

    FYI: Honus Wagner’s rookie card is worth several million at this point because of its rarity

  • @alexcarter8807
    @alexcarter8807 4 года назад +369

    When I lived in the rurals I knew a guy a street over who was really huge, like almost like Tank but imagine 1 foot taller. Big dude. So one day I went over there and we get talking and he starts cooking up something with scallops and bacon and some sort of cream sauce, easily enough for two even if they're people his size, and I'm thinking, "Hm, this is gonna be good" and then when he's got it all cooked up he was like, "OK see ya gottta eat now!"

    • @godfrey4461
      @godfrey4461 4 года назад +86

      That's a bruh moment

    • @ghostgabe81
      @ghostgabe81 4 года назад +116

      @@godfrey4461 No that's a fucking power move

    • @kiki_de
      @kiki_de 4 года назад +35

      The scallops was for sure defrosted. I’m a chef and trust me when I’m saying: “you missed nothing!”

    • @deshovel5243
      @deshovel5243 4 года назад +10

      F

    • @Reaper_681
      @Reaper_681 4 года назад +6

      F in the chat

  • @taylorpancake
    @taylorpancake 4 года назад +374

    0:27 I think he was taking about how the buns now are labeled “artisano rolls” when they are in fact just hot dog buns. I also love how he refers to Whole Foods as ‘Whole Paycheck’ HAH good man... horrible cook.

    • @UpperAnimated
      @UpperAnimated 4 года назад +15

      Pretty sure he was talking about how the grocery store changed the name of their generic brand to “Bowl and Basket”

    • @taylorpancake
      @taylorpancake 4 года назад +6

      InformatvMedia that is a definite possibility. I guess just my interpretation! Lol

  • @Scato-q9v
    @Scato-q9v 4 года назад +193

    Sticking the fork in the toaster was an obvious dominance play, he was asserting it all the time. Look at when he showed us his superiour knowledge of the component odours and fragrants. He’s the next Gordon Ramsay

  • @redmend2793
    @redmend2793 4 года назад +25

    Tank: *gets electrocuted*
    Also tank: it hurt so bad, I forgot to hurt

  • @liamb5378
    @liamb5378 4 года назад +1330

    Anyone else find this guy legitimately wholesome for some reason

  • @radnukespeoplesminds
    @radnukespeoplesminds 4 года назад +63

    You know its kind of touching that he would share this with us. Food and baseball are probably his only joys in life and he shared it with us

  • @ARYouTube79
    @ARYouTube79 4 года назад +78

    *Diploma in the background*
    Tank: “.50 cents”

  • @Perceptious37
    @Perceptious37 4 года назад +15

    "Mickey Mantle Baseball Card Sells for Record-Breaking $5.2 Million. A 1952 Mickey Mantle baseball card from Topps sold for $5.2 million to become the most expensive sports card of all time"

  • @Ray23179
    @Ray23179 4 года назад +184

    *cooks pizza until it acquires a layer of volcanic ash*
    "I mean it's Digiorno's, so you're not gonna really get a great pizza"

    • @oxyrisin
      @oxyrisin 4 года назад

      volcanic ash! 😂

    • @theogferret6452
      @theogferret6452 4 года назад +2

      But, but it’s not delivery it’s digiornos

  • @william4505
    @william4505 4 года назад +113

    This dude probably orders his steak cremated

  • @Nate-9797
    @Nate-9797 4 года назад +49

    Diet pepsi through a straw though, that man watches what he puts into his body

  • @praisethesunstudios7931
    @praisethesunstudios7931 4 года назад +16

    I still can’t get over that fact that this man is named Tank.

    • @swegmoose
      @swegmoose 3 года назад +1

      That's his nickname because he's built like one

  • @Kurostyle21
    @Kurostyle21 4 года назад +98

    As a kid I wasn't aware of the "don't stick a fork into the toaster" thing. I did it and just made the heating worse at one place. The toaster was still functional, I survived but the browning got less even for it.

    • @aidskii8636
      @aidskii8636 4 года назад +4

      I did the same thing with a knife, a bar from the metal grill inside fused with the knife for a moment and that side of the toaster was broken from then on

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 года назад +2

      Every parent should say this like 5 times to their kid

    • @bigbrainweeb7848
      @bigbrainweeb7848 4 года назад +2

      @@bobobsen Still won't stop me from french kissing an electrical socket💀💀

    • @ashorttag-8238
      @ashorttag-8238 4 года назад +2

      BigBrainWeeb thats kinda cursed lol

    • @ngastakvakis4425
      @ngastakvakis4425 4 года назад

      @@bigbrainweeb7848 ngl had a giggle

  • @alhassanqadry
    @alhassanqadry 4 года назад +472

    Charlie: "Baseball is the most boring sports"
    Golf: he didn't hear about me

    • @hectorpowell8813
      @hectorpowell8813 4 года назад +73

      *cricket silently sweating in the corner*

    • @DIOBrando-dm1ee
      @DIOBrando-dm1ee 4 года назад +17

      Hockey: amateurs

    • @thisaccountisntreal107
      @thisaccountisntreal107 4 года назад +27

      @@DIOBrando-dm1ee hockey games are awesome what are you talking about

    • @XdeadsoulXful
      @XdeadsoulXful 4 года назад +31

      All sports are boring

    • @teammemesupremetms
      @teammemesupremetms 4 года назад +10

      Baseball is a garbage sport and the only thing that could possibly save it are the dip and dots

  • @smimsmom7087
    @smimsmom7087 4 года назад +36

    He beat death in a cook off, he’s lived a Millenia and collects baseball cards to remember his distant past. Frank the Tank is an immovable object and an unstoppable force at the same time.

    • @jackojem349
      @jackojem349 4 года назад +1

      He opens his doritos with scisors from the bottom
      And swallows the bag while anyway

    • @marge3199
      @marge3199 4 года назад

      I wonder why he's so immovable

  • @Cellidor
    @Cellidor 4 года назад +15

    Every clip, I found myself thinking "Wow that is way too much food", only for him to then surprise me by adding even more food to the plate. Cripes.

  • @hellothere5871
    @hellothere5871 4 года назад +152

    You see, tank developed a protective blubber around his body to prevent him from getting electrocuted by the toaster. Quite impressive if I do say so myself.

    • @JeskaiEye
      @JeskaiEye 4 года назад +8

      It's like pure rubber

    • @magnusdash
      @magnusdash 4 года назад +8

      The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural.

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 4 года назад +4

      Its made of all the hot dogs hes consumed throughout his life

    • @BlankEmporium
      @BlankEmporium 4 года назад +2

      General Kenobi!

  • @PETSEMATARYTWO
    @PETSEMATARYTWO 4 года назад +74

    "HE'S MAKING A HOMUNCULUS"
    oh my gooooooood

  • @LAR3MUSIC
    @LAR3MUSIC 4 года назад +363

    I think I missed a step, I stuck my butter knife into the toaster and now I'm currently ascending to another realm

  • @legoc-3po845
    @legoc-3po845 Год назад +5

    Tbh Tank does seem like someone cool to hang around, if you ignore he just sticked metal utensils in a toaster and electricity forgot it is supposed to electrocute

  • @GXedits0
    @GXedits0 4 года назад +104

    Charlie: "Still better than Phantom of the Opera."
    Me: "Tank and his hot dog still have a better love story than Twilight."

  • @theawesomeorange9043
    @theawesomeorange9043 4 года назад +45

    The only thing I learned from this vid is that deranged baseball fans put hot dogs in toasters

  • @miketysonkirby3119
    @miketysonkirby3119 4 года назад +18

    This man has stuck a fork in a toaster and nothing happened he is obviously a son of Zeus

  • @ye9332
    @ye9332 4 года назад +37

    This guy sounds like a real life tf2 Scout

    • @applechomper6514
      @applechomper6514 4 года назад +7

      He’s a fusion dance of Heavy and scout just with a few more sandviches

  • @sleep9369
    @sleep9369 4 года назад +47

    Ngl Tank be looking kinda thicc tho 😳😳

  • @ANTIESTABLISHMENTAL
    @ANTIESTABLISHMENTAL 4 года назад +172

    I’m a bit annoyed at Charlie’s commentary as I kind of want to hear the words of eternal wisdom that tank is chanting from his glorious orifice

    • @8ullfrog
      @8ullfrog 4 года назад +14

      Ah yes, a more balanced mix of charlie gawking and Tank reminiscing about how he spends 50 cents.

    • @JamieBainbridge
      @JamieBainbridge 4 года назад +16

      You can watch the original video you know...

    • @pre8209
      @pre8209 4 года назад +3

      Jamie Bainbridge He’s fucking joking holy shit

    • @chilimacaroni4211
      @chilimacaroni4211 4 года назад +1

      Gerry Buckets you’re watching for the commentary, if you wanna see the original then go find it.

    • @spooderman_q
      @spooderman_q 4 года назад

      Damn let the man speak

  • @joshewert13
    @joshewert13 4 года назад +127

    This guy shows up on barstool every now and then. He’s hilarious.

    • @wakaflakaflamingo2299
      @wakaflakaflamingo2299 4 года назад

      J Ewert like their podcast or what

    • @michaelmeis2953
      @michaelmeis2953 4 года назад

      @@wakaflakaflamingo2299 I believe he's basically part time there, he writes a blog about sports history each day

  • @Shoelace420
    @Shoelace420 3 года назад +7

    It’s good to see gluttony got a spin off after brotherhood

  • @re_i_gn
    @re_i_gn 4 года назад +78

    I failed to understand a single phrase from that man's mouth.

  • @AlexNV75
    @AlexNV75 4 года назад +609

    I’m Asian and I’ve honestly never thought of using a fork for the toaster since my family and I have always used chopsticks 😂

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 года назад +21

      I had to use chopsticks too when I went to China but you can only pinch so hard, what if the bread is stuck in there?

    • @jeremydussault5984
      @jeremydussault5984 4 года назад +93

      @@bobobsen or what if the cat is still alive?

    • @MrJolte
      @MrJolte 4 года назад +11

      @@bobobsen The replies are gold

    • @kelroy2121
      @kelroy2121 4 года назад +5

      What kind of animal would hurt a cat
      Or even a vampire
      Smh

    • @mionellessi3086
      @mionellessi3086 4 года назад +28

      How do you eat with chopsticks? I tried it once. 3 people got injured.

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 4 года назад +74

    2:01 "C'mon, l e t m y b u n s g o !" He said this with the power of Thor

  • @Magicgirlamy
    @Magicgirlamy 4 года назад +13

    I couldn't watch when he used the fork in the toaster. That was intense.

  • @MilanNikolic96
    @MilanNikolic96 4 года назад +71

    1:45
    Tank: stabs fork in toaster
    Electricity: Wait, thats illegal!

  • @rorye4963
    @rorye4963 4 года назад +37

    For those that are unaware as this guy is, the handle on the toaster can be lifted up to get the food out.

  • @JoeyArthurOakes
    @JoeyArthurOakes 4 года назад +9

    Keep Tank coming! He’s one of my favorites on the internet to keep up on. His spirit is undeniable.

  • @EthanChristensen
    @EthanChristensen 4 года назад +10

    you know what tank seems like a nice guy I wish him the best

  • @BrightBeard
    @BrightBeard 4 года назад +422

    but everyone forgot the most important detail.
    It's Diet Pepsi.
    you wouldn't want to be fat, right?

    • @Niskiss
      @Niskiss 4 года назад +16

      "he's on a diet bro"

    • @alejandrotenorio80
      @alejandrotenorio80 4 года назад +7

      Do you want something worse than the sodas we have try diets it’s not just the taste it’s everything about it
      Diet sodas

    • @FatherCorn
      @FatherCorn 4 года назад +1

      You trying to call me out too? Lol

  • @ceciliahanon911
    @ceciliahanon911 4 года назад +57

    I love that when Charlie was confused as to what Frank was ranting about with the buns, he's talking about the changeover from the typical 'Shoprite' brand to the 'Bowl & Basket' brand. It may sound more sophisicated, but he's right -- it's the same stuff. I only know cause I'm a cashier at SR lol.

    • @banannaical
      @banannaical 4 года назад

      Lmao I was genuinely confused on why Shop Rite changed it, for a while I thought I was buying a completely different brand before reading the label more closely

    • @Goggle_Vivian
      @Goggle_Vivian 4 года назад

      Honestly I don't even think Shoprites point was to make customers think it was different. When we did the change we had a bunch of stuff out on the isles to tell people of the change of name. Also, the bowl and basket stickers for the rotiserie chickens look so much better imo.

  • @niahbartie7020
    @niahbartie7020 4 года назад +27

    My man Frank is carrying a dumpster back there.

  • @ryanfzed6758
    @ryanfzed6758 3 года назад +3

    Watching Charlie talk about sports card value in this AFTER watching the video of him buying that storage unit full of sports cards is something

  • @Adachifan54
    @Adachifan54 4 года назад +12

    Yo Charlie just want to say thanks for giving amazing entertainment all of these years and especially this one man. Keep doing you

  • @ethantesten7300
    @ethantesten7300 4 года назад +103

    6:30 actually the most expensive baseball card is a Honus Wagner card which sold for $3.12 million!

    • @idabee7605
      @idabee7605 4 года назад

      Ouu, cubs fan, I respect it

    • @MrHiddenTree
      @MrHiddenTree 4 года назад +1

      Thank u for saying this

    • @MrChoklad
      @MrChoklad 4 года назад +6

      how did that happen

    • @aid3n_420
      @aid3n_420 4 года назад +1

      Useful information

    • @HughNeutron
      @HughNeutron 4 года назад +8

      Mr Choklad guy kept bidding against himself.

  • @yuge3248
    @yuge3248 4 года назад +34

    This man stared Death right in the face and came out victorious with his Diet Crush

  • @wheres_the_milk3778
    @wheres_the_milk3778 Год назад +1

    Sticking a fork in a toaster was literally one of the deaths from the dumb ways to die song

  • @jitterrypokery1526
    @jitterrypokery1526 4 года назад +14

    Tank kinda looks like the human that was designed to survive car crashes

  • @TheMegaFist11
    @TheMegaFist11 4 года назад +25

    I feel bad for this guy, and not in the ironic kind of way

  • @cxwhitt3097
    @cxwhitt3097 4 года назад +59

    Baseball is the most boring sport in the world!
    Golf: hold my hard seltzer

    • @iansahleen1173
      @iansahleen1173 4 года назад +5

      Have y’all heard of bowling

    • @GargeBarge
      @GargeBarge 4 года назад +3

      @@iansahleen1173 Bowling can be toler-... you right

    • @ozhuenlxbouginsrirluhnbrtw2266
      @ozhuenlxbouginsrirluhnbrtw2266 3 года назад

      @@iansahleen1173 bowling can be boring if u have like lots of ppl playing cuz then u have to wait like 9 turns before u take 1-2 shots

  • @RDKelly12
    @RDKelly12 3 года назад +5

    "nobody wants sports cards"
    Oh how the times have changed

  • @ilysixwings6631
    @ilysixwings6631 4 года назад +94

    Tank cooking in a Glizzy Toaster🤨

    • @WavyJayZ
      @WavyJayZ 4 года назад +5

      No, stop.

    • @pastorlul2384
      @pastorlul2384 4 года назад +4

      @@WavyJayZ The normie memes are making their way in

  • @soulcodex3990
    @soulcodex3990 4 года назад +8

    He's playing a game of operation but instead with a fork and a toaster plugged.

  • @JColli998
    @JColli998 4 года назад +15

    "You couldn't give baseball cards away"
    Pretty sure it's a federal crime to give those cards away now

  • @sunnysside6709
    @sunnysside6709 4 года назад +8

    My grandma went on that same rant about Shoprite when bowl and basket first came out im crying

  • @chaodai0093
    @chaodai0093 4 года назад +192

    Does anyone realize he hasn’t checked his notifications for a long time. There are 174 videos

    • @EdwardoLover
      @EdwardoLover 4 года назад +23

      You get comments and replies in there, too.

    • @bingbang-troler132
      @bingbang-troler132 4 года назад +9

      I literally broke the notification numbers 999+

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 4 года назад +180

    "Baseball fans have conditioned themselves into thinking hot dogs are good."
    You heard it here first, folks. If you like hot dogs, you are automatically a baseball fan. That's the law.

    • @king_rhoam_412
      @king_rhoam_412 4 года назад +26

      I don’t like hot dogs, but I’m still a baseball fan. How can I get help?

    • @matthewfonzo6388
      @matthewfonzo6388 4 года назад +63

      cash_money_ it’s scientifically proven that you don’t actually exist

    • @xxmausermanxx8389
      @xxmausermanxx8389 4 года назад +4

      But i dont like baseball and i like hotdogs

    • @itskazooie3461
      @itskazooie3461 4 года назад +2

      And that's OK but I'm English and I don't know what it is other than it involves a bat and people screaming and that's fine for me.

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 4 года назад +1

      I dont like hotdogs or baseball. So yes

  • @stoneapollyon8313
    @stoneapollyon8313 4 года назад +66

    "Baseball is the most boring sport in the world"
    I beg to differ, i've seen a game between the detroit tigers and the white socks nearly killing each other. i actually witnessed one of the players helmets fly off as the went into a minor concussion from a 96 mph fastball.

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 4 года назад +3

      Sounds like an average day at a hockey rink

    • @axelbrambila2802
      @axelbrambila2802 4 года назад

      Not convinced, baseball remains the most boring sport

    • @strictlypineapple9308
      @strictlypineapple9308 4 года назад

      If the sport has to have fights to be entertaining then it ain’t a good sport.

    • @strictlypineapple9308
      @strictlypineapple9308 4 года назад

      Besides when you have to fight like the UFC

    • @exotoxicekat4915
      @exotoxicekat4915 4 года назад

      @lemar mar Golf is different, you aren't supposed to get hyped for golf, baseball fans are rabid disgusting dogs wherein golf fans are sophisticated.

  • @miragesdecoy2537
    @miragesdecoy2537 4 года назад +15

    I generally feel bad for that man, you can see the level of poverty, at least he’s making the most out of it

  • @emdhie
    @emdhie 4 года назад +74

    “Looks like a mangled car after an accident”
    that’s an insult to mangled cars

  • @AD-ec3sm
    @AD-ec3sm 4 года назад +11

    6:50
    Charlie: it’s like he’s eating a piece of drywall!
    Tank: I mean it’s DiGiorno’s...

  • @MangoMars
    @MangoMars 4 года назад +12

    this was uploaded on my birthday, mentioned my favorite musical, and tank said the name of my city.
    whats the deal here

  • @thefunniesies
    @thefunniesies 3 года назад +3

    Charlie doesn't know that the most expensive card ever is a baseball card.