STALKER Review | Soviet Survival Simulator™®

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @EvangelionPower
    @EvangelionPower 5 лет назад +14686

    Those are not glitches, those are just the effects of the Zone.

    • @yungchangsta
      @yungchangsta 5 лет назад +280

      But this isnt a Bethesda universe, so...

    • @yungchangsta
      @yungchangsta 5 лет назад +96

      HamburgersAndBeer “it just works” my ass

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 5 лет назад +286

      They are not glitches, they are features (and effects of radiation)

    • @keithkania3810
      @keithkania3810 5 лет назад +110

      * Proceeds to Mary poppins into the atmosphere in a car and die instantly *

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 5 лет назад +87

      Such is life, in the Zone.

  • @icedardee5338
    @icedardee5338 5 лет назад +2207

    Car starts flying
    *SUCH IS LIFE IN THE ZONE*

    • @filipmalat546
      @filipmalat546 4 года назад +5

      Fu**ing Stalker Weasley

    • @amannamedsquid313
      @amannamedsquid313 4 года назад +6

      @@filipmalat546 So that's what Ron has been up since his adventures with Harry Potter....

    • @animalattic5594
      @animalattic5594 2 дня назад +1

      average Russian dashcam footage

  • @alexanderbenkendorf688
    @alexanderbenkendorf688 5 лет назад +7255

    Your knolwedge of Slav culture and memes terrifies me more than playing the game itself

    • @1stdoctor329
      @1stdoctor329 5 лет назад +521

      The developers forgot one important thing though. They failed to add semechki as a food item.

    • @vitoscaletta9828
      @vitoscaletta9828 5 лет назад +369

      Except the way he pronounced kalbasa

    • @D.S.handle
      @D.S.handle 5 лет назад +149

      @@1stdoctor329 It would be seemly too powerful

    • @PuerRidcully
      @PuerRidcully 5 лет назад +221

      I'm pretty sure I've heard him saying he's Ashkenazi Jew living in one of the post soviet states (Estonia, I think), so it's not surprising he knows the culture a bit.

    • @PawelSlab
      @PawelSlab 5 лет назад +67

      0 subscribers with no videos naah mate, he grew up in scotland, but was born in russia i recall, to a romanian father.

  • @darknessdash1853
    @darknessdash1853 2 года назад +12653

    "the mythical nation of Ukraine" this is aging either like wine or like an egg, depends who you ask.

    • @jddeats
      @jddeats 2 года назад +648

      @@jegga9199 I'm neither Christian, Ukrainian or female, but can I DM you anyhow

    • @darknessdash1853
      @darknessdash1853 2 года назад +198

      @@TuriGamer eggs dont age well too. just sayin

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 2 года назад +74

      Why would Sseth saying "Ukraine" make this video age badly? The context is simply not there to make it relevant in any way.

    • @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292
      @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 2 года назад +157

      @@brandonmorel2658 People always makes these comments when someone mentions the name "Ukraine".

    • @orzel1369
      @orzel1369 2 года назад +4

      😬

  • @Warbear
    @Warbear 6 лет назад +10752

    Woah, a STALKER review without any cheeki breeki jokes?
    I'm impressed

    • @IKMojito
      @IKMojito 6 лет назад +422

      Thank christ for that, Cheeki breeki jokes stopped being funny back in 2012

    • @HaqqAttak
      @HaqqAttak 6 лет назад +67

      There was one.

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 6 лет назад +38

      only one almost

    • @Torgo1969
      @Torgo1969 6 лет назад +91

      Papali papali suki!

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 6 лет назад +201

      Fuckin' hipsters. Yahweh forbid someone enjoy making a reference to something they appreciate.

  • @petkofuchalski9809
    @petkofuchalski9809 6 лет назад +4629

    fun fact: the X-ray engine is actually broken on perpose, becasue the AI was so advanced that thay were able to complete the game before you do.

    • @yeastyyeasty2168
      @yeastyyeasty2168 6 лет назад +719

      Was the AI advanced enough to spell purpose?

    • @petkofuchalski9809
      @petkofuchalski9809 6 лет назад +1085

      @@yeastyyeasty2168 almost

    • @drunkenslav2334
      @drunkenslav2334 6 лет назад +59

      smart comment

    • @jajuny1627
      @jajuny1627 6 лет назад +253

      @@drunkenslav2334 its actually true

    • @staberind
      @staberind 6 лет назад +122

      another mentioned around the campfire bit of lore is that its an accurate simulation of the Noosphere.

  • @drunkboi5887
    @drunkboi5887 4 года назад +4603

    "For westerners Stalker is a game a bout surviving a harsh unforgiving place where there's noone to help or rescue you, human contact is limited and you are left isolated from the outside world.
    For slavs Stalker is a simulation of everyday life, surviving a harsh unforgiving place where there's noone to help or rescue you, human contact is limited and you are left isolated from the outside world."
    The most accurate review of Stalker.

    • @veteranloner9892
      @veteranloner9892 3 года назад +84

      Those western just come to zone because meme *GET OUT OF HERE STALKER*

    • @Oblio1942
      @Oblio1942 3 года назад +1

      and youre so drunk that bugs actually make sense on this bitch of an earth
      t. serb

    • @chortovgucker8376
      @chortovgucker8376 3 года назад +31

      @@veteranloner9892 ПРОХОДИ НЕ ЗАДЕРЖИВАЙСЯ

    • @1sol687
      @1sol687 2 года назад +7

      Теперь во истину точный

    • @BIueRay
      @BIueRay 2 года назад +5

      А что, за краем карты не так?

  • @aconnagan3680
    @aconnagan3680 Год назад +6513

    ONE OF THE DEVELOPERS DIED 5 DAYS AGO ON THE BAKHMUT FRONT. REST IN PEACE HERO. HE WAS ALSO WORKING ON THE STALKER 2 PROJECT.

  • @lineline2186
    @lineline2186 5 лет назад +2976

    For those asking who is the drunk screaming hobbit at the gates of mordor in the beginning - Super Sus. Has a channel. Enjoy the ride

    • @MonsterTomten
      @MonsterTomten 5 лет назад +92

      I scrolled for 5 mins for this comment. Thank you

    • @sickcxnt9444
      @sickcxnt9444 4 года назад +9

      🙏

    • @Pllayer064
      @Pllayer064 4 года назад +187

      - how many miles left until the goal?
      - 2.
      - and then what?
      - then another 3.

    • @GayFrogsTho
      @GayFrogsTho 4 года назад +7

      Oh you meaty bastard

    • @meemy1337
      @meemy1337 4 года назад +4

      THANK YOU

  • @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree
    @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree 3 года назад +7194

    The fact that the Slav meme got me into this guy, then this guy got me into roadside picnic, then Roadside Picnic got me into the Stalker movie, then the Stalker movie got me into Tarkovsky, which got me into Soviet film, is incredible.
    I want to thank the Academy... The Sseth Academy of Child Soldierhood.

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 3 года назад +72

      The Trouser Snake Child Soldier Academy xD

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz 3 года назад +27

      He said roadside picnic immediately as I read it in your comment

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant 3 года назад +22

      bruh why is youtube asking for my ID to watch this video all of a sudden my account is FIFTEEN YEARS OLD fuck off

    • @HackionSTx
      @HackionSTx 3 года назад +49

      Imagine having 200+ likes in a month in a 2yo video. Sseth's videos really have some replay value go them don't they?!

    • @IronFreakV
      @IronFreakV 3 года назад +48

      @@HackionSTx I've seen this vid at least three times - i still find it entertaining. He puts so much time in his editing to the point that it is hard to appreciate all the jokes in just a single watch

  • @johnmason5351
    @johnmason5351 2 года назад +18438

    "The mythical nation of Ukraine"
    Truly, ahead of your time, Seth

    • @mr_eden7572
      @mr_eden7572 2 года назад +326

      I thought the same my friend

    • @conorboyle6975
      @conorboyle6975 2 года назад +435

      Looks like the people of Ukraine are showing the truth of that statement.

    • @ChungySlav
      @ChungySlav 2 года назад +294

      That aged badly lmao

    • @lukeirvine1386
      @lukeirvine1386 2 года назад +34

      @@conorboyle6975 The people of Ukraine hate their own government and we are all fed one sided propaganda in our media.

    • @lasarousi
      @lasarousi 2 года назад +370

      @@lukeirvine1386 never go full NATO

  • @Tommoslasguitaros
    @Tommoslasguitaros 6 лет назад +3257

    "Even the Ukrainian engineers who created this using microsoft paint on windows bandera" for such a fast joke you still created that whole picture, just want you to know I appreciate that and have to pause your videos regularly!

    • @VikingKong.
      @VikingKong. 5 лет назад +36

      This is why I love this guy right here.

    • @xinsanex7
      @xinsanex7 5 лет назад +16

      fucking yeeeeeeeeeeees, i do that a lot ! since i discovered this channel, i kept viewing their videos a lot of times XD

    • @alexandrdemidov4372
      @alexandrdemidov4372 5 лет назад +5

      It was a very very cool joke!)

    • @reesetorwad8346
      @reesetorwad8346 5 лет назад

      Exactly.

    • @guardian257
      @guardian257 5 лет назад +3

      I i keep hitting the got back 10 seconds gesture to laugh at stuff. CONSTANTLY

  • @Neagnosis
    @Neagnosis 4 года назад +5985

    “The mutants of the zone grunt, squeal and lunge at you with a moments notice” Sounds like a typical night out in any British city then

    • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
      @DaveSmith-cp5kj 4 года назад +325

      Or San Francisco. Can confirm we also have the junk heap crack den anomaly. Mom says I can't get the meth needle artifact from these though.

    • @Hally-oc8ry
      @Hally-oc8ry 4 года назад +111

      Dave Smith +500 bleeding +10 chemical

    • @missbelled6700
      @missbelled6700 4 года назад +35

      @@DaveSmith-cp5kj Watch out for the "Sweaty Turd in a Brownbag" Anomaly

    • @seanranklin2733
      @seanranklin2733 4 года назад +10

      @@DaveSmith-cp5kj plus shit loads of aids

    • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
      @DaveSmith-cp5kj 4 года назад +61

      @@seanranklin2733 Ah yes, California, the place that decriminalized purposely giving someone else aids such as stabbing a stranger with a contaminated needle.
      Seriously, this place is run by some fucked up people.

  • @demilung
    @demilung 2 года назад +1159

    There actually was a Chernobyl disaster in the world of STALKER. The Organization used the nuclear power plant as their base of operation because they powered their equipment with it and the exclusion zone allowed them to keep this a secret. When they fucked up the "earth's informational field" that caused a second disaster which created the zone as you see it in the games.

    • @Иван-ч8н1о
      @Иван-ч8н1о Год назад +70

      "I know that I said it wrong. And I will do it again. So I can flow more freely... Like a sewage drain"

    • @jakewilferd6093
      @jakewilferd6093 Год назад +33

      nyet, nyet, this is all hear say and in no way resembles the russian government. we are a peaceful people. operation cheeki breeki never resulted in any deaths and the exclusion zone is just a place where we keep vodka.

    • @jacksonlee6760
      @jacksonlee6760 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@jakewilferd6093😂

    • @vinanoir
      @vinanoir Месяц назад

      @@jakewilferd6093 plz stop crying to me.

    • @jakewilferd6093
      @jakewilferd6093 Месяц назад

      @@vinanoir how you gonna insult someone on the wrong post? that comment was in a different video sweetheart. lol

  • @shathaan1763
    @shathaan1763 2 года назад +976

    As s Colombian, that cocaine farmer reference was spot on, and pretty funny

    • @TheXell
      @TheXell 2 года назад +30

      Yeah, it made me snort as well.

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM Год назад +2

      @@TheXell cocaina

    • @lintecassidy206
      @lintecassidy206 Год назад +15

      @@5uperM nope, flour. There are two versions of reality--

  • @kykyryzolo
    @kykyryzolo 6 лет назад +1234

    -He forgott to save?
    -Yes
    -Crash eet

    • @stohu2011
      @stohu2011 6 лет назад +4

      XD

    • @DrLanky
      @DrLanky 6 лет назад +63

      Pomp eet, steal his artifacts and crash eet again

    • @XivianMusic
      @XivianMusic 6 лет назад +15

      Can I get a quick rundown?

    • @grozymalkozy6435
      @grozymalkozy6435 6 лет назад +4

      Dr. Lanky pump up the price of artifacts den crash eet, do not sell any medkits or bandages

  • @dannss6
    @dannss6 4 года назад +4475

    As a Slav myself, i thoroughly enjoyed the little slavic references and was impressed by the Westerner's great knowledge of slavic culture and history. Spasibo bolshoe.

    • @desmond931
      @desmond931 4 года назад +201

      I’m pretty sure he’s slavic

    • @doktorwiktor699
      @doktorwiktor699 4 года назад +78

      Yeah, but last time I was in Easter Łódź it didn't look like in 4:06 .

    • @konstantinivanov1717
      @konstantinivanov1717 4 года назад +60

      @@desmond931 he said he lived in Britain in one video, but it might've been a joke

    • @crustyandcruel
      @crustyandcruel 4 года назад +198

      He's trained his voice to be American. He's from UK. Still west of Ukraine I guess

    • @happyenoughtodie7059
      @happyenoughtodie7059 4 года назад +187

      @@desmond931 Slavic my ass. The man has a hardcore "western spy" accent. The knowledge is still very impressive though

  • @JulianRicardoAparicioSarmiento
    @JulianRicardoAparicioSarmiento 5 лет назад +1656

    As a real Colombian cocaine farmer I can totally confirm that Seth is telling the truth. Thank you so much my good man.

  • @clashtwo5066
    @clashtwo5066 Год назад +594

    0:20 That guys part of an elite team of deep water diving and scuba professionals utilizing the latest and greatest innovations to traverse highly dangerous and potentially life threatening areas that are only accessible to the few and the bold. To see him appear here is truly an honor and a testament to the greatness him and his team have achieved in the waters of Chernobyl. God Bless and God Speed Gentlemen

    • @Rikokknd
      @Rikokknd Год назад

      Looks very professional, yeeeeaaaahh.. ruclips.net/video/3vB0qy4PKNk/видео.html

    • @charris8653
      @charris8653 Год назад +3

      He truly is amazing

    • @Soldadodelasombra
      @Soldadodelasombra Год назад +3

      Seriously? who he is?

    • @Soldadodelasombra
      @Soldadodelasombra Год назад +35

      @Дэб Дэбовi know thats It looks Strange but the point is that the First Thing that comes to my Mind is that he belong to some underground civilization of Rat people. And i want to clarify myself that one idea Like that cant be real....... Right?

    • @Soldadodelasombra
      @Soldadodelasombra Год назад +1

      @Дэб Дэбов Oh, the guy name is super sus, many thanks i thought other thing

  • @asimplearc3245
    @asimplearc3245 6 лет назад +982

    my mind is blown, i just realised that all of those bugs are anomalies in the game

    • @bojackhorseman4176
      @bojackhorseman4176 5 лет назад +265

      The ultimate form of "it's not a bug, it's a feature".

    • @Peusterokos1
      @Peusterokos1 5 лет назад +98

      @Mr Penguin super emissions

    • @spikepachita6026
      @spikepachita6026 5 лет назад +4

      Especially the one with the car

    • @kingslayer3089
      @kingslayer3089 5 лет назад +5

      @Mr Penguin the maincharcter leaving existence it self

    • @MartyMcFly533
      @MartyMcFly533 5 лет назад +12

      @Mr Penguin An out-of-body experience

  • @wakamason
    @wakamason 5 лет назад +5209

    As a slav, I am genuinely surprised that you described our lifestyle so well. Maybe there is a little hope for the west in the end.

    • @timurtheterrible4062
      @timurtheterrible4062 4 года назад +224

      He grew up in Eastern Europe if memory serves me well

    • @IKMojito
      @IKMojito 4 года назад +161

      Hes a Russian living in Denmark

    • @wakamason
      @wakamason 4 года назад +157

      And I'm the queen of Ukraine

    • @wakamason
      @wakamason 4 года назад +101

      Why haven’t you returned yet?! You said you’re just going to buy some milk. It’s been 15 years.

    • @wakamason
      @wakamason 4 года назад +17

      Guess I'll keep living in the zone, searching for purpose.

  • @AboskusNudem
    @AboskusNudem 4 года назад +1705

    Well stalker 2 is now announced, looking forward to the review from papa sseth and mandalore

    • @JulesJuno737
      @JulesJuno737 4 года назад +1

      So excited!! Maybe I should catch up or watch an LP. 🤔

    • @sovietred7371
      @sovietred7371 4 года назад +3

      I just bought the 3 games due to this one, playing them as we speak

    • @juanangel2546
      @juanangel2546 4 года назад +2

      @@sovietred7371 how is the game so far?

    • @СтудияКвадро-ц2о
      @СтудияКвадро-ц2о 4 года назад +6

      @@juanangel2546 FUCKING Awesome!
      It have amazing atmosphere. Play it, it's gonna be worth it

    • @butryniplz7247
      @butryniplz7247 4 года назад +31

      There is a Stalker mod called Anomaly that is free to download and play, don't need to own any of the titles in the series. While I still recommend buying the original games to help support the developers Anomaly is a beast all its own. New mechanics, monsters and weapons, options to customize the game when you start (too much to list), a huge map to explore with randomly generated quests for stuff to do while working on main quests, MUCH better optimization thanks to using a 64 bit version of the engine, and so on. I have sunk countless hours into the franchise and with Anomaly I've nearly doubled that time. Misery is good too but requires you own Call of Pripyat, still good though.

  • @DagothThorus
    @DagothThorus 5 дней назад +20

    Rewatching this gem during S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 launch

  • @lachlanball5004
    @lachlanball5004 6 лет назад +1401

    The Almighty Sseth has come to claim thy Shekels.

  • @MegaTate100
    @MegaTate100 6 лет назад +4400

    Was this entire video made to justify putting that music video at the end?

    • @nextgen101
      @nextgen101 6 лет назад +508

      I like this theory.

    • @jovanmitic6812
      @jovanmitic6812 6 лет назад +347

      Sseth is a fucking genius

    • @baronvonskeltal7550
      @baronvonskeltal7550 6 лет назад +154

      I need the name of that video

    • @Ormstunga
      @Ormstunga 6 лет назад +40

      @@baronvonskeltal7550 me too!

    • @CampyCamper
      @CampyCamper 6 лет назад +104

      nothing can justify that music, it's an insult to the universe

  • @Reaper512
    @Reaper512 5 лет назад +2952

    In a perfect world....men like me would not exist.
    But this is not a perfect world.

    • @rapidfart9579
      @rapidfart9579 5 лет назад +222

      Potion seller, enough of this game!

    • @blackfyre4578
      @blackfyre4578 5 лет назад +47

      You're a rascal

    • @Shoundaime
      @Shoundaime 5 лет назад +31

      My potions can kill dragons, let alone men.

    • @cocky_takoyaki5080
      @cocky_takoyaki5080 4 года назад +11

      Why respect knights when my potions can do anything you can.

    • @WoodDavers
      @WoodDavers 4 года назад +3

      PEOPLE CHANGE!

  • @Kernwadi
    @Kernwadi Год назад +96

    "Dementia is subjective."
    -Bilbo Baggins

  • @rank10ygo
    @rank10ygo 6 лет назад +1978

    How did you get this footage of my hometown

    • @appren9529
      @appren9529 6 лет назад +94

      Did you have to duel people to get artifacts back home then?

    • @Padrino_Tommy
      @Padrino_Tommy 6 лет назад

      Appren yes

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 6 лет назад +25

      New Jersey, right?

    • @randomerchatdudeomega4616
      @randomerchatdudeomega4616 6 лет назад +16

      @@fuzzydunlop7928
      nahh i say it's Frisco with all the needles

    • @torondin
      @torondin 6 лет назад +1

      I wonder which artifact you got has driven you the most insane.

  • @ArchCone
    @ArchCone 6 лет назад +468

    The merchants guild is pleased with another video my good man.

    • @MrConredsX
      @MrConredsX 6 лет назад +14

      I would never expect the Jews to do something as altruistic as fund a You Tuber

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 6 лет назад +2

      OY VEy…..?

  • @drivemecloser
    @drivemecloser 6 лет назад +1660

    Yes... an alternate exit... Of course. I knew that. I certainly didn't crawl around for three hours popping off hail maries at the machine gun until everyone in the outpost was dead... That's something an idiot would do...

    • @anonymousbloke1
      @anonymousbloke1 6 лет назад +143

      I've completed the game like 4 times and I've always tried my hardest to survive the machine gun shooting at me.. I never knew about any other ways of leaving that location...

    • @УрматБактыбеков-д3ъ
      @УрматБактыбеков-д3ъ 5 лет назад +6

      6

    • @Captain1nsaneo
      @Captain1nsaneo 5 лет назад +56

      I did that too! But after I got the guy on the machine gun I rushed in and murdered the entire camp as you can abuse the machine gun's limited firing arc. Still pissed off that I couldn't steal it since it's mounted to the railing. Eventually found one I could use in the second to last area. Having played the first game I figured that needing to get through the hail of bullets was just another part of the Stalker experience.

    • @Xer0sama
      @Xer0sama 5 лет назад +87

      That's not something that an idiot would do.
      That's something that a STALKER would do.

    • @mateuszmusia633
      @mateuszmusia633 5 лет назад +3

      @@Captain1nsaneo hahah exactly this, just stalker things

  • @janinecat1865
    @janinecat1865 6 лет назад +1299

    I seriously appreciated the telepath encounter in the tunnel joke.

    • @yesok4244
      @yesok4244 6 лет назад +146

      we live in a not a perfect world.

    • @NicholasLaRosa0496
      @NicholasLaRosa0496 6 лет назад +54

      It pretty much sums up that encounter.

    • @patrykkotkowski8781
      @patrykkotkowski8781 6 лет назад +29

      That telepath made me think about that one time when i killed all soldiers at the military depot and accidently broke the whole story line but at least the soldiers at the zone/outside outpost respawned the second I walked out of it and they all wield an ak 74 or the 6000 ru version. The worst thing about the respawns was the hardness of getting the guns away from the army but puting all the loot into a soldier and then draging the corps to the closest trader can do ( btw the bug exists in clear sky but i dont thing it works in any other stalker oh and you can gain about 10000ru per 2-4 raids a loss of point in your grinding and some good medkits,bandage but i think that you dont realy need to do the part with killing the depot tho). If you need instructions on how to kill most of the soldiers just do this:
      1. Find the ak amunation in machine yard.
      2. Go to the the outpost ( thrue the one closest to machine yard of corse)
      3. The secund you chear the speaker talk shit go slightly right so they dont see you right away.
      4. Kill the guys on the road (remember to save the game first).
      5. Try to find ap ammo on them (if they dont have a lot reloade the game)
      6. Kill the rest (using the ap ammo)
      7. Colect all the loot you can find and put it into a corpse of your liking ( it can just be a soldier but a blind dog is the best).
      8. Grab the corpse and run as fast as you can ( it may fall out of you hands a few times just remember that you walk slightly slower when you draging a corpse and you cant have your weapon drawed pick it up if you sudenly walk faster or have your weapon out).
      9. Profit.
      Also dont sell the ak74 you get at the start.

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 6 лет назад +17

      @@patrykkotkowski8781 Wait, you're not supposed to run from the telepath then slaughter the entire military base?

    • @patrykkotkowski8781
      @patrykkotkowski8781 6 лет назад +3

      @@oddluck4180 im talking about depot and military outpost at cordon not the location military depoth.

  • @mordredc3607
    @mordredc3607 2 года назад +193

    5:36 I remember encountering this Controller on my first playthrough, I heard it's a frightening and difficult experience where the only real option is to just run away up the ladder.
    That's what I heard anyways, see, I basically turned around in that tunnel and started running back because I was kind of lost and confused, but I still triggered his spawn, so all I did was sprint up beside him and blast him with my shotgun.

    • @ryon5174
      @ryon5174 2 года назад +16

      Yeah the poor bastard can’t attack at melee range in vanilla SoC lol, what I did on my second playthrough (in my first, I ran from it) was use the hallway as a cheap peeking cover to poke his health off like how I did it on Lab X16 lol

    • @westa8427
      @westa8427 Год назад +5

      In every playthrough I just started to fire full auto the moment I saw him. Well, it works.

    • @angeltensey
      @angeltensey Год назад +4

      this controller doesnt give a fuck about your jumpscare tolerance

    • @Hellhound23691
      @Hellhound23691 Год назад

      Real option is the ladder my ass. My AK and I sat and plinked at that bastard till he died. I used most of my medical supplies but I won a moral victory after he scared the piss out of me.

    • @PeterSimonsHumpus
      @PeterSimonsHumpus Год назад

      You just have to break the line of sight.

  • @eduardvainraukh5642
    @eduardvainraukh5642 6 лет назад +20727

    As a ukrainian i can confirm that we do not exist

    • @shtielbruksov9958
      @shtielbruksov9958 6 лет назад +896

      it's like to be a unicorn

    • @PupkinV
      @PupkinV 6 лет назад +133

      Completely agree with that

    • @uncletimo6059
      @uncletimo6059 6 лет назад +388

      correct.
      the mythical creatures are now in polska.

    • @theblancmange1265
      @theblancmange1265 6 лет назад +62

      What about Finland?

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 6 лет назад +33

      @AlphaChocolateTruffle "At least I know how to read braille."

  • @hutzfandango9613
    @hutzfandango9613 6 лет назад +610

    "HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND LET NO ONE BE LEFT BEHIND!"

    • @seiso2878
      @seiso2878 6 лет назад +23

      The best part of the book.

    • @acaustik8763
      @acaustik8763 6 лет назад +24

      Nyuyse That's what makes the ending so great, his final inner monologue on the last couple of pages is fantastic because the whole book is just suffering and filth and the final line completely contrasts that.

    • @Bluehawk2008
      @Bluehawk2008 6 лет назад +10

      Since Arthur was created by Vulture's wish at the golden orb, do you think his wish is really the "will of the Zone"? Is Red allowing the Wish Granter to exercise self-determination?
      Probably not. But Red does give the sacrificed Stalker his wish essentially, making amends for the cruel betrayal necessary to reach the Wish Granter in the first place. It's almost as if he wants to say "I should've thrown myself in the meat grinder and let you live."

    • @StayCalm0
      @StayCalm0 6 лет назад +5

      Red is the only one who called Arthur a wish. I interpreted it as Red being bitter that he tried to live life in the zone by guiding people who insisted on going to back to safety and being pretty selfless, while vulture killed people for gain/so he wouldn't split profits. Red has an objectively awful life and vulture has a pretty good one so Red insists its a supernatural occurrence rather than the world simply being unfair.
      The orb probably does nothing and they misunderstand it like everything else in the zone. Red is always altruistic even if he's abrasive. His final dialogue is nothing truly new

    • @acaustik8763
      @acaustik8763 6 лет назад +2

      StayCalm0 ...or the orb does actually do something, we never find out but I guess that's the beauty of it; either way it doesn't really matter because we see Red come out the other end of his hardships not completely destroyed. He lays his heart bare for both any sort of "intelligence" watching and us reading, guess I've always seen it as astonishing and miraculous in that it shows us that even a life like his does not have to have a bitter end but even after all his mistakes and bad luck he chooses a wish that is altruistic (like you said) and kind.

  • @hobomisanthropus2414
    @hobomisanthropus2414 6 лет назад +188

    I legitimately had no idea the bugs were bugs, I thought it was some Eternal Darkness level Psychological horror.

    • @hunlepto2239
      @hunlepto2239 6 лет назад +34

      Well, one can interpreperet that they're hallucinations of the Zone. Whatever, they're still funny sometimes:D

    • @patrykkotkowski8781
      @patrykkotkowski8781 6 лет назад +12

      Nothing like hiting a box with a screw so hard that it just brakes the box and teleports the contens of the box straight into hell am i right stalkers?

  • @Tom-kg8vu
    @Tom-kg8vu 2 года назад +123

    WINDOWS BANDERA holy shit I’m dying

  • @zedthefatone2864
    @zedthefatone2864 5 лет назад +1064

    *I see Mandalore hasn't been taking his meds*

    • @cold_static
      @cold_static 5 лет назад +59

      Maybe he finally got the good high quality "non-prescription" stuff you can only buy in shady back alleys.

    • @ChickenFartx
      @ChickenFartx 5 лет назад +6

      I started watching the both of them before these memes before this was ever mentioned, I’m glad I knew about them both originally I found these comments

    • @orcboi1730
      @orcboi1730 5 лет назад

      No U

    • @randycheow4268
      @randycheow4268 5 лет назад

      Take him to the infirmary

  • @MegaCityGhost
    @MegaCityGhost 5 лет назад +403

    Roadside Picnic is one of my favourite books ever. I highly recommend it to anyone and everyone. It's a pretty short piece of science fiction, yet absolutely thrilling and surprisingly profound. Funny though, it has nothing to do with Chernobyl and the story is not even happening in Russia or Ukraine, but I guess deveopers decided the game would be a lot more marketable this way.

    • @angquangnguyenthac2833
      @angquangnguyenthac2833 4 года назад +12

      The location is based on the film, which is does in Chernobyl

    • @MegaCityGhost
      @MegaCityGhost 4 года назад +99

      @@angquangnguyenthac2833 If you're talking about Tarkovsky's "Stalker", it actually happens in an unspecified location. Moreover, it was shot 6 years before Chernobyl incident even happened, sooo... yeah.

    • @angquangnguyenthac2833
      @angquangnguyenthac2833 4 года назад +7

      Well the powerplant is a dead giveaway

    • @Dudderlyful
      @Dudderlyful 4 года назад +20

      It's really an excellent read, first time I saw the film I had to put the book out of my head and take the film at face value. The two work alone wonderfully, but together form a brilliant body of art. The games, and I played Shadow of Chernobyl and Pripyat seemed to be in the same universe but too far removed. Glorious none the less!

    • @jackmccallum7462
      @jackmccallum7462 4 года назад +6

      have you read hard to be a god by the strugatsky brothers? it's phenomenal as well, thoroughly reccomend!

  • @benjaminvic53
    @benjaminvic53 5 лет назад +770

    After 6 years you actually taught me how to pass Clear Sky intro phase out of the swamp...

    • @jajacoolCr
      @jajacoolCr 4 года назад +25

      Wtf lol?
      It's easy to hide from the soldiers' machine gun behind the tree (not the thickest one, but the thin one), wait until he stops shooting and then run through the hedge

    • @AurelionSass
      @AurelionSass 4 года назад +150

      @@jajacoolCr "Wait until he stops shooting" You mean never?

    • @alextherussian7366
      @alextherussian7366 4 года назад +56

      Di you know you can snipe him with the Rifle/Hunting Shotgun and some armor piercing bullets?
      I didn't. Until I got so pissed of at this twat that I started to shoot at this сука and managed to kill him.

    • @rain_f
      @rain_f 4 года назад +1

      @@AurelionSass there was some time that the machine gun is stopped firing, that was your chance

    • @AurelionSass
      @AurelionSass 4 года назад +14

      @@rain_f I usually just start running even before the "ALERT STALKER DETECTED" guy starts talking, and i usually make it. Usually.

  • @iamiconofthestyle
    @iamiconofthestyle 9 месяцев назад +35

    As a Ukrainian guy, the "Windows Bandera" just killed me, omfg that's the best thing i ever heard

    • @Alfonse-dm6ht
      @Alfonse-dm6ht 2 месяца назад

      The Lack Of Eastern Neighbour In This Repy Section
      Is Saddening

    • @user-gr5ds8gh6l
      @user-gr5ds8gh6l Месяц назад

      ​@@Alfonse-dm6htвозможно это потому что обзору 6 лет блять

  • @DeSinc
    @DeSinc 6 лет назад +2332

    10:43 onwards I nearly pissed myself laughing at all that shit you just show without reacting like "yep this is about expected"

  • @yuzusauce
    @yuzusauce 4 года назад +1286

    All jokes aside, I remember sinking my teeth into Shadow of Chernobyl fresh out of beating Fallout 3 as I was still hungry for more post-apoc survival RPG. Coming from the Fallout series, known for being a bit more grounded in “reality” (or at least being more believable), that game completely threw me off guard and genuinely fascinated me at every turn. The survival aspects and difficulty of the STALKER series made Fallout look like a kid’s sandbox. The metaphorical vagueness of The Zone, the disturbing creatures found throughout the game, and the unexplainable paranormal anomalies throughout the game both frightened and encapsulated me. To this day, Shadow of Chernobyl remains one of the most memorable games I’ve ever played and I’ll never forget how I felt going into that game completely blind - no guides, no wiki.
    Anyway, just wanted to throw in my two cents for the few people out there who haven’t yet played a STALKER game. If you haven’t... do yourself a favor and do so.

    • @legion3408
      @legion3408 4 года назад +27

      This made my day most fallout players be comparing it to stalker and saying fallout 2 and nv is better

    • @JasonNewsted420
      @JasonNewsted420 4 года назад +3

      You read his comment in Sseth's voice, didn't you

    • @vine01
      @vine01 4 года назад +18

      why is even the F-trash from bethesda in the same sentence as Stalker? seriously im being dickish on purpose.

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 4 года назад +2

      cant wait for stalker 2, probably gonna be my first stalker game

    • @ryanventura4277
      @ryanventura4277 4 года назад +12

      @@sillylittleowlguy2392 you must at least try some stalker mods. Call of Chernobyl, Dead Air, or Anomaly (the best one out there imo)

  • @windwind3170
    @windwind3170 6 лет назад +1699

    >be me
    >be living in post-soviet country of Kazakhstan
    >want to experience Stalker
    >already depressed
    >go out to MAGAZ to buy vodka
    >drink vodka
    >wander the city and fight off bums with rabies and drunk dogs
    >mfw i don't even have to buy a game to trully experience STALKER feeling

    • @sankhyohalder97
      @sankhyohalder97 6 лет назад +45

      Wind Wind I was sadly way to high when I saw this comment. And now my sides ache from laughing.

    • @bredt2750
      @bredt2750 6 лет назад +180

      Posting a green text in a youtube comments section... I see the radiation got to your brain

    • @Warhamer116
      @Warhamer116 6 лет назад +62

      Am I a bad person for googling Kazakhstan to make sure it actually exists?

    • @maxbarker3685
      @maxbarker3685 6 лет назад +102

      How dare you not know the almighty country of Borat?

    • @Dachnik228
      @Dachnik228 6 лет назад +27

      But in this country we say Suka Bliat and also Sheshen sigen

  • @unprofessionalreviews26
    @unprofessionalreviews26 2 года назад +157

    As a person who grew up in USSR, I give thanks for this nostalgic documentary.

  • @Lazy_berry
    @Lazy_berry 4 года назад +4857

    Sseth: "there's many words to describe the average Russian and bilingual is not one of them"
    Me: *dead*

    • @Lisiralei
      @Lisiralei 4 года назад +200

      As a russian i totally agree. Historically russians used to know 3 or more languages to some degree.
      I, myself, have knowledge in over 4)

    • @ThatWildcard
      @ThatWildcard 4 года назад +491

      @@Lisiralei Standard russian, sober russian, VERY drunk russian and a little ukrainian?

    • @ThatWildcard
      @ThatWildcard 4 года назад +353

      @@konstantinchurkin8037 you are aware on what channel this comment was made?

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 4 года назад +7

      SolaniusCCG is the channel racist towards russians?

    • @Lazy_berry
      @Lazy_berry 4 года назад +51

      @@kam2894 doubt it lol

  • @kir6688
    @kir6688 5 лет назад +2428

    "windows bandera" can't stop laughing. It feels like you have some kind of degree on eastern Europ history.

    • @chudtroonslayer
      @chudtroonslayer 5 лет назад +8

      Кирс Whelp,He is Russian isn’t he?

    • @Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech
      @Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech 5 лет назад +183

      He was a Ukranian pseudo-nazi.

    • @pavlotretiakov2130
      @pavlotretiakov2130 5 лет назад +83

      @@RUclipsisntlettingmeuseczech fighter for the independence*

    • @Szrama1123
      @Szrama1123 5 лет назад +16

      @@pavlotretiakov2130 both.

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 5 лет назад +144

      Bandera was a glorious fighter for independence of a free nation aka mischievous terrorist Nazi collaborator working for EA Games. Depends on the type of propaganda you prefer to be brainwashed by.

  • @GamerGuyplays
    @GamerGuyplays 4 года назад +1028

    "Some want to Secure, other Contain, and other even Protect it" hey heeey

    • @thethethemososoki4555
      @thethethemososoki4555 4 года назад +102

      Holy shit i just realize it just now after 2 years

    • @pantyeater-kun5788
      @pantyeater-kun5788 4 года назад +79

      Secure - Clear Sky
      Contain - Duty
      Protect - Freedom
      hmm that's sounds very familiar.

    • @Veellinn
      @Veellinn 4 года назад +4

      WAIT WHAT

    • @jesusmatatrapos2155
      @jesusmatatrapos2155 4 года назад +4

      OH NO

    • @paulielol2184
      @paulielol2184 4 года назад +80

      Too bad he said "contain, study and protect" lmfao deaf nigga

  • @s.g.waller4139
    @s.g.waller4139 2 года назад +2977

    "Fictional nation of Ukraine" hittin' different.

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 2 года назад +12

      Y-yeah....

    • @InvadeNormandy
      @InvadeNormandy 2 года назад +58

      Holhols BTFO

    • @alexanderrose1556
      @alexanderrose1556 2 года назад +1

      @@InvadeNormandy Dead ruskies littering its field, cope and seethe Ivan before you dillate.

    • @cumpissshit
      @cumpissshit 2 года назад

      @@InvadeNormandy nwooo hohols pls gtfo out of my country

    • @isaacsorrels4077
      @isaacsorrels4077 2 года назад +188

      Ukraine playing the uno reverse card and bout to make it the "fictional nation of Russia".

  • @Master-Bait
    @Master-Bait 6 лет назад +340

    *OH NO, THE WISE WAKANDAN SHAMAN IS HERE TO TAKE MY SHEKELS ONCE AGAIN!*

  • @xweert711
    @xweert711 5 лет назад +1564

    9:41
    That JFK part legitimately killed me. Christ. I'm laughing so hard.

  • @TheIbney00
    @TheIbney00 6 лет назад +855

    You’re all alone in your room.
    Suddenly, from your closet, you hear a “hey hey people, Sseth here.”
    Wyd?

    • @frichickenishaplaysmc2381
      @frichickenishaplaysmc2381 6 лет назад +215

      nut

    • @quinshorethebuttwizardtrue1843
      @quinshorethebuttwizardtrue1843 6 лет назад +246

      Remove pants and assume the position.

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 6 лет назад +38

      I give him my clothes and the best rifle out of the pile of them on the floor.

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker 6 лет назад +41

      Get the AK and remove muta-- I mean get the automatic intruder deterrent device and expropriate the genetically challenged individual of it's vital functions.

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 6 лет назад +16

      Ask for more drugs.

  • @Tortle-Man
    @Tortle-Man Год назад +67

    This man is prophetic. Watching this review in 2023 is surreal. Like how could he make so many references to events that have not happened yet. Sseth truly is a time lord.

    • @elgenerico6263
      @elgenerico6263 Год назад +21

      Truth be told, most events that happened in Eastern Europe in the last couple of years were kind of to be expected back when this video was made.

  • @alifadrian2168
    @alifadrian2168 6 лет назад +392

    5:37 thank god this is not a perfect world

    • @ExpDel
      @ExpDel 5 лет назад

      What type of mutant is that?

  • @darkmadbat_
    @darkmadbat_ 3 года назад +561

    I like how Sseths videos can't even recommend other Sseth videos.

  • @StalkeroftheWeek
    @StalkeroftheWeek 6 лет назад +232

    Sseth and S.T.A.L.K.E.R.? Looks like christmas came early this year.

    • @jaimediaz6295
      @jaimediaz6295 6 лет назад +3

      I came early after hearing that smooth voice.

    • @Tsuruchi_420
      @Tsuruchi_420 6 лет назад +3

      @@jaimediaz6295 *hey hey people* I want an smr of this...

    • @CoconutChriss
      @CoconutChriss 6 лет назад +1

      So true.

    • @asgrahim9164
      @asgrahim9164 6 лет назад +1

      Not the only thing that came.

  • @mattle9094
    @mattle9094 Год назад +65

    11:05 as a Ukrainian, I can say that we all use Windows 7 bandera edition

    • @ct_1409_echo_0
      @ct_1409_echo_0 Год назад +2

      Ахах, а коли буде Windows 10 bandera edition?

    • @ethanblackthorn3533
      @ethanblackthorn3533 Год назад +3

      @@ct_1409_echo_0 вирішили скіпнути і зразу робити на одинадцяту

    • @Growtolight
      @Growtolight 7 месяцев назад +1

      Мы знаем

    • @РоманОлексик-в9з
      @РоманОлексик-в9з 4 месяца назад

      @@Growtolight та шо ти залупа знаєш )

    • @TheBaronEssen
      @TheBaronEssen 2 месяца назад

      Шо твой батек под угледаром догнивает, какел.​@@РоманОлексик-в9з

  • @JurasSdz
    @JurasSdz 4 года назад +822

    „Hunts for kabanosy in Eastern Łódź”
    I love you seth. As a person from Łódź who loves kabanosy.

    • @Scarab1233
      @Scarab1233 4 года назад +28

      Miałem zonka, gdy zobaczyłem wspomnienie o Łodzi, ale potem sobie przypomniałem, że życie tam to gameplay Stalkera.

    • @Homer-fc5fm
      @Homer-fc5fm 4 года назад +12

      @@Scarab1233 szczególnie na Bałutach i na włókniarzy po 22

    • @Otto-Webb
      @Otto-Webb 4 года назад +16

      @@Homer-fc5fm zapraszam na zarzewską i okolice przybyszewskiego. Niezapomniane przeżycia, anomalie, emisje i wpierdol

    • @Dekarowski25
      @Dekarowski25 4 года назад +1

      Fnordom Fluxus xd

    • @FiksIIanzO
      @FiksIIanzO 4 года назад +3

      Til kabanos is an actual word, not a wordplay on "kaban" (russian for boar)

  • @PinkOrbit1337
    @PinkOrbit1337 5 лет назад +1211

    "Prostitutes"
    showing most famous streamer on ru-twitch

    • @СтаниславБобров-й1х
      @СтаниславБобров-й1х 5 лет назад +81

      @Vercingetorix "Стримерша Карина", sharishaxd RUclips channel. If you are interested, on 3:25 is another Russian streamer - Alina Rin.

    • @OdaVenom
      @OdaVenom 5 лет назад +14

      @@СтаниславБобров-й1х are you sure this is not the same person?

    • @WailordLvX
      @WailordLvX 5 лет назад +132

      Honestly what's the difference at this point

    • @СтаниславБобров-й1х
      @СтаниславБобров-й1х 5 лет назад +4

      @@OdaVenom I'm sure.

    • @kirppu8332
      @kirppu8332 5 лет назад +10

      @@WailordLvX Exactly.

  • @AcitoriaVakarianIdunno
    @AcitoriaVakarianIdunno 4 года назад +538

    "Blowout soon, stalker!"
    "When?"
    *"Now."*

  • @LunarBulletDev
    @LunarBulletDev Месяц назад +18

    0:21 Average sseth viewer with live reaction

  • @lucysohryu3866
    @lucysohryu3866 6 лет назад +441

    >coded it in MS Paint on Windows 7 Bandera
    True story, trust me I'm Ukrainian

    • @diwadarokis8351
      @diwadarokis8351 6 лет назад +1

      this is gold

    • @RexSacriticulus
      @RexSacriticulus 6 лет назад +2

      sharishaxd

    • @westongraham1030
      @westongraham1030 6 лет назад +1

      Люси Сорью it has a beautiful charm doesn’t it? Quality < heart and soul.

    • @kajetandziebaj6405
      @kajetandziebaj6405 6 лет назад +14

      >trust me i'm ukrainian
      fool me once, shame on you

    • @linkinpunk
      @linkinpunk 6 лет назад +15

      орал с этой хуйни в присядку

  • @darthskarr8975
    @darthskarr8975 5 лет назад +814

    Still less buggy than a Bethesda game.

  • @YiNdeMiiD
    @YiNdeMiiD 6 лет назад +68

    Nearly died from laugh on "Windows Bandera" moment. Sseth, you're the best!

  • @xxxmm-wr3jx
    @xxxmm-wr3jx 2 года назад +45

    0:53 That aged well, Sseth.

    • @Ladle66
      @Ladle66 6 месяцев назад

      "If the legends are true"

  • @Raquya
    @Raquya 3 года назад +338

    Stalker Anomaly was recently updated to its final version and its like an unofficial sequel to the series that combines all maps while having its own fanmade story mode thats actually pretty good and acts like a continuation of the games. The only bug I encountered in over 100 hours of just exploring anomalies and wiping out military to get their loot to save enough money to buy myself an exosuit, was a memory one, that you can simply fix by clicking on the two options right under the start game button to clear your cache or something. Idk how it works but it does. Highly recommend.

    • @primuspilusfellatus6501
      @primuspilusfellatus6501 2 года назад +32

      Just started playing anomaly and after 25 hours of gameplay i have almost forgotten that its a free mod. Its very bug free, pretty tightly balanced with well thought out game mechanics, and has tons, and i mean TONS of content. Amazing what a lot of passion can accoomplish.

    • @Raquya
      @Raquya 2 года назад +8

      @Sansha Kuvakei Yes

    • @Azure9577
      @Azure9577 2 года назад +1

      Which stalker game is anomaly for and which one should I play(never played post apocalyptic games)

    • @primuspilusfellatus6501
      @primuspilusfellatus6501 2 года назад +11

      @@Azure9577 start out with the first game called shadow of chernobyl, anomaly is a mod which is way harder than shadow of chernobyl and anomaly requires you to know the basics of the unmodded game in order to play it. Some people say you should play the entire trilogy first (Shadow of chernobyl, Clear Skies, and Call of Pripyat) but only play all 3 games if you really want to, if not just play Shadow Of Chernobyl. after that, you can play Anomaly. Anomaly is a standalone game and you can download it free without any of the base games

    • @Azure9577
      @Azure9577 2 года назад +4

      @@primuspilusfellatus6501 wait, it's standalone?
      Ok thanks, I am not good at modding so anomaly being standalone is great

  • @korkad_
    @korkad_ 6 лет назад +170

    Traps, goblins, giantesses. Oh Seth how deep does your degeneracy go

    • @alexnicholasstoklosa2253
      @alexnicholasstoklosa2253 6 лет назад +29

      Pekka.D you forgot all the furries and scalies

    • @Valdetiosi
      @Valdetiosi 6 лет назад +56

      You call it degeneracy,
      I call it art.

    • @plainplane7580
      @plainplane7580 6 лет назад +14

      @@Valdetiosi That makes Mao a humans rights activist then.

    • @Deadsnake989
      @Deadsnake989 6 лет назад +8

      @Plain Plane
      What cost is 100 million dead for the great leap forward?

    • @Gogglesofkrome
      @Gogglesofkrome 6 лет назад +1

      referring to, or even mocking such things doesn't mean the same as enjoying them

  • @dominikdobrowolski3908
    @dominikdobrowolski3908 5 лет назад +1221

    Windows Bandera joke kills me because I'm a pole

    • @apxutekctypa
      @apxutekctypa 5 лет назад +27

      Yes I am one sick Ukrainian fuck in case you wanted to ask what the hell is wrong with me

    • @LalkeBanditen
      @LalkeBanditen 5 лет назад +18

      @@apxutekctypa Got any women to export or is it all boked

    • @apxutekctypa
      @apxutekctypa 5 лет назад +49

      @@LalkeBanditen we can export Nadiya Savchenko as an option

    • @mikeanderson9774
      @mikeanderson9774 5 лет назад +12

      Hello to the homeland from America! My family came here in 1910, I am saving up to visit now.

    • @One3673241
      @One3673241 5 лет назад +6

      Now if only we could make that a reality; don't worry, the UPA will rise again.

  • @loveyuiz
    @loveyuiz 4 дня назад +5

    This video should be the recommended to those who just bought stalker 2 and wanna know about the game's lore

  • @alexanderromero5209
    @alexanderromero5209 4 года назад +60

    I am Happy because you mentioned my country !!! Greetings from Colombia, i am the coke farmer !!!

  • @jerichosamurai
    @jerichosamurai 5 лет назад +2091

    "Which is actually based on a fictional country here in Europe."
    >Ukraine is clearly visible right there.
    *You saw nothing.*

    • @blueskull7496
      @blueskull7496 5 лет назад +19

      @The Thunderblade Hello we see you are trying to say there is no Ukraine and are ready to bitch at you
      -American

    • @makowiecmakowiecki4565
      @makowiecmakowiecki4565 5 лет назад +64

      You need a artifact detector to see Ukraine.

    • @Whitelight
      @Whitelight 5 лет назад +36

      You didn't see Ukraine on the map because IT'S NOT THERE

    • @jackdislushie2224
      @jackdislushie2224 5 лет назад +5

      Discovering something , that doesnt exist

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 5 лет назад +3

      @@jackdislushie2224(unwraps) Hey!

  • @DagothDaddy
    @DagothDaddy 6 лет назад +148

    You lay on the operating table the tumor cancerous and removal is your best hope of surviving. your surgeon stands over you and speaks the last words you hear before the anesthesia puts you to sleep "Hey hey people sseth here."

    • @TheIbney00
      @TheIbney00 6 лет назад +16

      Assassin Cactus I’m in good hands then.
      My organs however, no so much.

    • @therideneverends1697
      @therideneverends1697 6 лет назад +4

      your organs are going to be harvested and sold to feed his people cooker on another planet

    • @drharnsaft1005
      @drharnsaft1005 5 лет назад

      @@therideneverends1697 At least i will be processed to an at least normal cowboy hat.

  • @thomaskositzki9424
    @thomaskositzki9424 2 года назад +15

    Man, your reviews truly do pay justice to the games discussed. ^^
    Also: legendary music video.

  • @ambiintro7110
    @ambiintro7110 4 года назад +542

    I laughed at your description of how touchy it was and played the game, thinking 'damn, this isn't unstable, he was being dramatic'.
    So, my game crashed from eating bread out of a dead mans pockets, and I see what you meant

    • @moparty4409
      @moparty4409 3 года назад +11

      Man I thought I was just crazy

    • @sakib6258
      @sakib6258 2 года назад +35

      welcome to the Zone, same thing happened to me

    • @phatbman
      @phatbman 2 года назад +8

      oddly enough my 2007 playthrough of shadow of chernobyl was glitch free, except for GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

    • @randomname-cc9hc
      @randomname-cc9hc Год назад

      Idk what are you talking about, I played all three parts and didn't have a single crash

    • @RougeMephilesClone
      @RougeMephilesClone Год назад +2

      Sounds like the engine cranked the difficulty up to "slav simulator" on you.

  • @BulletGold18
    @BulletGold18 4 года назад +994

    I looked up Ukraine in the dictionary. And It didnt say anything about how to locate it. It just said "not russia"

    • @lizardperson9648
      @lizardperson9648 4 года назад +37

      Which is funny, because "not russia" does not exist.

    • @lizardperson9648
      @lizardperson9648 4 года назад +39

      @@One3673241 actually the entire world belongs to Mother Russia.
      They just don't know it yet.

    • @vladimirthegreen6097
      @vladimirthegreen6097 4 года назад +29

      @@One3673241 funny Ukrainian butthurt)

    • @ohyeahyeah6313
      @ohyeahyeah6313 4 года назад +9

      @@One3673241 no it doesnt its just a part of russia

    • @nETbKaH
      @nETbKaH 4 года назад +7

      @Alexander Schmidt in Ukraine everyone spoke Russian also - this is what you get for being former USSR.

  • @letmepreachhisname2184
    @letmepreachhisname2184 6 лет назад +86

    Сидорович is the most powerful artifact in the Zone.

  • @jonathanspencer3666
    @jonathanspencer3666 3 дня назад +5

    We’re ready for stalker 2 review

  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN 4 года назад +212

    5:39
    Can we all just agree this was the best meme of 2018?

  • @UberDanger
    @UberDanger 6 лет назад +1399

    2:29 danish cigarettes you just doxx'd yourself kid

    • @Clfmodern
      @Clfmodern 6 лет назад +114

      3:29* , and not only cigarettes, glyngøre tun + arnold sørensen makrel too.

    • @ognyannedev5979
      @ognyannedev5979 6 лет назад +13

      Unless you are the one in that scene

    • @TheStinkler
      @TheStinkler 6 лет назад +57

      uberdanger is sseth confirmed

    • @ognyannedev5979
      @ognyannedev5979 6 лет назад +7

      No, they played league together.

    • @TheStinkler
      @TheStinkler 6 лет назад +50

      that's what he wants you to think

  • @alexeysaranchev6118
    @alexeysaranchev6118 5 лет назад +277

    10:02 "Taking the indicated exit..."
    That texture should have been translated, the sign says "STOP Trespassers will be shot".

    • @sharkboi6164
      @sharkboi6164 4 года назад +19

      Well, that’s still an indicated exit...

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 4 года назад +72

      @@sharkboi6164 Yes, but the player is supposed to be able to read slavrunes or understand the yelling from the machinegunners ordering him to stop. Or at least the translators were supposed to translate this. It's not from the era where the game babysits you throughout the whole trip, showing a big flashing STOP, NO GO, OR BULLETS GO BOOM BOOM IN HEAD, PRESS F TO PAY FOR DLC AND WIN

    • @sharkboi6164
      @sharkboi6164 4 года назад +10

      ...from existence.

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 4 года назад +5

      @@sharkboi6164 ОООООООООООООООУ ЩИТ

    • @Sabrowsky
      @Sabrowsky 4 года назад +6

      As a brazilian that played that game, that would have been very helpful

  • @marktherat3668
    @marktherat3668 4 дня назад +5

    S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 came out yesterday. good luck champ

  • @ErnestsLacis
    @ErnestsLacis 6 лет назад +55

    Sseth and mandalore gaming is the same person, sort of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde situation going on.

    • @faceless2302
      @faceless2302 6 лет назад +9

      but which is the jekyll and which is the hyde

    • @Deadsnake989
      @Deadsnake989 6 лет назад +4

      Mandalore is Jekyll Sseth is Hyde.

  • @johnoaker1232
    @johnoaker1232 6 лет назад +131

    11:28 Vadim, grab your vodka, WE'RE GOING TO SQUAT ON MOON, BLYAT.

    • @kyucumbear
      @kyucumbear 5 лет назад +7

      No no no, not with Vadim. He's urod. Go squat with Artyom, he's a good one, offers semechki without you asking when empty.

  • @meris8486
    @meris8486 6 лет назад +100

    "That extremely specific category of porn where the camera keeps zooming in to the guys taint"
    Oh my God
    I love this guy

  • @rocketmik65
    @rocketmik65 2 месяца назад +7

    This vid legit made me buy and read Roadside Picnic, great fucking book

    • @isenbull2242
      @isenbull2242 Месяц назад

      Did you understand "what" the book was about?

  • @WellBeSerious12
    @WellBeSerious12 5 лет назад +709

    - Dildo on the wall.
    - Once he showed John Kennedy, I realized who the true killer was.
    - Car starts flying, I start imagining Christmas sleigh and jingle music.
    - In the outro video, he's just rambling random sounds in Russian.

    • @Moonflush
      @Moonflush 4 года назад +57

      That's not russian at all

    • @Grumpy_old_Boot
      @Grumpy_old_Boot 4 года назад +16

      The dildo moved to the window, so all the neighbours can see it clearly !

    • @TheHalohunter2
      @TheHalohunter2 4 года назад +13

      You missed when it was behind the condenser mic at 0:15

    • @One3673241
      @One3673241 4 года назад +19

      +Moonflush That's because there is no "Russian", only the katzap Mongol dialect with stolen Ukrainian words. It barely qualifies as a dialect of the Mongol language, and has more in common with the grunts of cro magnon.

    • @NeroVingian40
      @NeroVingian40 4 года назад +1

      In the outro, that’s not him, and it’s not Russian, or any language at all, it’s a made up language.
      ruclips.net/video/lvzGq-sBibY/видео.html
      Here’s the video. Check the comments for fun stuffs.

  • @s74858
    @s74858 4 года назад +1141

    Ниче не понятно. Но походу Вова вист, и за рубежом людей кошмарит. Спи спокойно, Вова вист

  • @mememan9890
    @mememan9890 5 лет назад +1187

    So can we get an actual explanation of the box filled with hypodermic needles?

    • @anssisorvisto3191
      @anssisorvisto3191 5 лет назад +691

      It's an anomaly. Try throwing a bolt at it.

    • @theblancmange1265
      @theblancmange1265 5 лет назад +137

      I think Sseth studies/studied medicine.

    • @mememan9890
      @mememan9890 5 лет назад +290

      @@theblancmange1265 I didn't know medical students had access to copious amounts of dirty needles for whatever purpose.

    • @theblancmange1265
      @theblancmange1265 5 лет назад +147

      @@mememan9890 He has gnomish tricks.

    • @Chewycounterman
      @Chewycounterman 5 лет назад +128

      @@mememan9890 as fucked up as it is depending where ones live that could've been legit trash thrown away from someone or and attempt of a clean up of them scattered across the grounds. You can go to Walmart and buy a box of 100 needles. They are easily accessible to the populace

  • @vladherasymenko543
    @vladherasymenko543 Год назад +102

    As a Ukrainian, who lives near the Zone, I can totally confirm that this depiction of my life is pretty accurate

    • @MartinTraXAA
      @MartinTraXAA Год назад +9

      Even moreso recently, I guess :/

    • @SomalianIchimi
      @SomalianIchimi Год назад +7

      Uuhhh... So what happened to the Russian forces there? They turned into zombies after emission? Get annihilated by the mighty soldiers of Monolith?

    • @ФеофанЭтополедолжнобытьзаполне
      @ФеофанЭтополедолжнобытьзаполне Год назад +1

      How come you not in a trench yet?

    • @austingole4861
      @austingole4861 Год назад +29

      @@SomalianIchimiif I remember correctly they dug into the red forest making trenches, gave themselves radiation poisoning, then ran away with their new mutated tails between their legs

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 Год назад +1

      Sorry where do I get a copy of the fabled Windows Bandera? Legally of course.

  • @gabe0rion205
    @gabe0rion205 6 лет назад +113

    6:27 *mArkEd OnE whAt tHE HeLL*

  • @ASlickNamedPimpback
    @ASlickNamedPimpback 4 года назад +90

    The Chernobyl radiation incident did happen, it was a second “incident” that caused reality to get drunk

  • @athomicritics
    @athomicritics 6 лет назад +407

    should have also talked about the movie of the same name by Andrei Tarkovski , that also inspired some elements of the game since you talked about roadside picnic

    • @williamwallace9944
      @williamwallace9944 6 лет назад +40

      Phenomenal film, I feel like it's on the same level as blade runner for sci-fi films

    • @Jack_Slate
      @Jack_Slate 6 лет назад +3

      That movie was way too long (found myself bored through quite a bit of it), but I very much liked the ending.

    • @williamwallace9944
      @williamwallace9944 6 лет назад +13

      @@Jack_Slate yeah for sure, I don't mind the length though. It's definitely not for everyone

    • @ethanbrock5453
      @ethanbrock5453 6 лет назад +39

      @@Jack_Slate It's a movie you have to be in right frame of mind to watch. For me it's a very meditative experience.

    • @williamwallace9944
      @williamwallace9944 6 лет назад +22

      @@ethanbrock5453 yes 100%, it's one of the few movies I can watch over and over and discover new thoughts and ideas after repeat viewings

  • @ltraltier6009
    @ltraltier6009 2 дня назад +3

    I had no idea slavs had ready access to military exoskeletons.

  • @Tommy-gk4uw
    @Tommy-gk4uw 5 лет назад +177

    There's something about the guy in your thumbnail.
    I don't know what. But it kinda makes me uncomfortable but it also puts me at ease at the same time.

  • @MrPolluxxxx
    @MrPolluxxxx 6 лет назад +268

    Who is that energy drink guzzling semen demon?

    • @cryptosporidiom
      @cryptosporidiom 6 лет назад +9

      I am also curious.

    • @TalesOfSolace
      @TalesOfSolace 6 лет назад +6

      I need to know

    • @ShadowOfBlueRose
      @ShadowOfBlueRose 6 лет назад +37

      Alina Rin. She has a RUclips channel, but it’s all in Russian obviously. Here’s her insta: instagram.com/alinarin?igshid=odkmup6k5lgf

    • @Revilex100
      @Revilex100 6 лет назад +48

      Shadow Wolf >no dick
      whats the point

    • @MrPolluxxxx
      @MrPolluxxxx 6 лет назад +18

      @@ShadowOfBlueRose thank you kind sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

  • @__________________________Fred
    @__________________________Fred 5 лет назад +98

    14:09 imagine taking a walk and coming across this

  • @undyingelm178
    @undyingelm178 2 года назад +16

    **S.T.A.L.K.E.R becomes canon**

  • @KruskBloodBane
    @KruskBloodBane 5 лет назад +147

    3:28 hold up, wait a minute.

    • @streetndirtfighters5102
      @streetndirtfighters5102 4 года назад +5

      literally thought the same

    • @ethicalcheeze1407
      @ethicalcheeze1407 4 года назад +5

      Fill my cup put some liquor in it
      OOOOOH

    • @theposhdinosaur7276
      @theposhdinosaur7276 4 года назад +8

      I am more interested in the products he shows in the same clip, which clearly have Danish writing on them.

    • @Getsome_420
      @Getsome_420 4 года назад +4

      There was one in the window to

    • @Haneal
      @Haneal 3 года назад +2

      I thought i was the only 1 to notice lmfao i should clicked on your timestamp before i made my comment about no one pointing that out

  • @devilbhrothesavage2807
    @devilbhrothesavage2807 6 лет назад +72

    The merchants guild thanks you for your contribution to the cause. שלום אחי

  • @Drakyry
    @Drakyry 5 лет назад +570

    >TFW you are a bilingual Russian, and you suddenly remember Sseth is a bilingual Russian too
    What do?

    • @thehumungus9066
      @thehumungus9066 5 лет назад +57

      Drakyry I thought Sseth was Danish?

    • @someorclad9738
      @someorclad9738 5 лет назад +361

      @@thehumungus9066 I thought he was an African warlord?

    • @TheMohammedAlmashaqbeh
      @TheMohammedAlmashaqbeh 5 лет назад +27

      I thought he was Swedish?

    • @low-polyhexagonalrat
      @low-polyhexagonalrat 5 лет назад +27

      subsrib to pewdepai you've clearly never seen Finnish shitposters then

    • @Dickstick
      @Dickstick 5 лет назад +31

      ​@Kaboom Baby Do you know how well scandinavians talk english? They learn it very early in school.
      Also he got scandinavian groceries. If he was from UK/USA russian food wouldve been more fitting for the video so it proofs he didnt just order it online or asked fan.

  • @huhhuhuuhh
    @huhhuhuuhh 2 года назад +11

    RUclips has a really good sense of humor sometimes.