I'm pretty sure I've heard him saying he's Ashkenazi Jew living in one of the post soviet states (Estonia, I think), so it's not surprising he knows the culture a bit.
"For westerners Stalker is a game a bout surviving a harsh unforgiving place where there's noone to help or rescue you, human contact is limited and you are left isolated from the outside world. For slavs Stalker is a simulation of everyday life, surviving a harsh unforgiving place where there's noone to help or rescue you, human contact is limited and you are left isolated from the outside world." The most accurate review of Stalker.
The fact that the Slav meme got me into this guy, then this guy got me into roadside picnic, then Roadside Picnic got me into the Stalker movie, then the Stalker movie got me into Tarkovsky, which got me into Soviet film, is incredible. I want to thank the Academy... The Sseth Academy of Child Soldierhood.
@@HackionSTx I've seen this vid at least three times - i still find it entertaining. He puts so much time in his editing to the point that it is hard to appreciate all the jokes in just a single watch
"Even the Ukrainian engineers who created this using microsoft paint on windows bandera" for such a fast joke you still created that whole picture, just want you to know I appreciate that and have to pause your videos regularly!
@@seanranklin2733 Ah yes, California, the place that decriminalized purposely giving someone else aids such as stabbing a stranger with a contaminated needle. Seriously, this place is run by some fucked up people.
There actually was a Chernobyl disaster in the world of STALKER. The Organization used the nuclear power plant as their base of operation because they powered their equipment with it and the exclusion zone allowed them to keep this a secret. When they fucked up the "earth's informational field" that caused a second disaster which created the zone as you see it in the games.
nyet, nyet, this is all hear say and in no way resembles the russian government. we are a peaceful people. operation cheeki breeki never resulted in any deaths and the exclusion zone is just a place where we keep vodka.
As a Slav myself, i thoroughly enjoyed the little slavic references and was impressed by the Westerner's great knowledge of slavic culture and history. Spasibo bolshoe.
0:20 That guys part of an elite team of deep water diving and scuba professionals utilizing the latest and greatest innovations to traverse highly dangerous and potentially life threatening areas that are only accessible to the few and the bold. To see him appear here is truly an honor and a testament to the greatness him and his team have achieved in the waters of Chernobyl. God Bless and God Speed Gentlemen
@Дэб Дэбовi know thats It looks Strange but the point is that the First Thing that comes to my Mind is that he belong to some underground civilization of Rat people. And i want to clarify myself that one idea Like that cant be real....... Right?
There is a Stalker mod called Anomaly that is free to download and play, don't need to own any of the titles in the series. While I still recommend buying the original games to help support the developers Anomaly is a beast all its own. New mechanics, monsters and weapons, options to customize the game when you start (too much to list), a huge map to explore with randomly generated quests for stuff to do while working on main quests, MUCH better optimization thanks to using a 64 bit version of the engine, and so on. I have sunk countless hours into the franchise and with Anomaly I've nearly doubled that time. Misery is good too but requires you own Call of Pripyat, still good though.
Yes... an alternate exit... Of course. I knew that. I certainly didn't crawl around for three hours popping off hail maries at the machine gun until everyone in the outpost was dead... That's something an idiot would do...
I've completed the game like 4 times and I've always tried my hardest to survive the machine gun shooting at me.. I never knew about any other ways of leaving that location...
I did that too! But after I got the guy on the machine gun I rushed in and murdered the entire camp as you can abuse the machine gun's limited firing arc. Still pissed off that I couldn't steal it since it's mounted to the railing. Eventually found one I could use in the second to last area. Having played the first game I figured that needing to get through the hail of bullets was just another part of the Stalker experience.
That telepath made me think about that one time when i killed all soldiers at the military depot and accidently broke the whole story line but at least the soldiers at the zone/outside outpost respawned the second I walked out of it and they all wield an ak 74 or the 6000 ru version. The worst thing about the respawns was the hardness of getting the guns away from the army but puting all the loot into a soldier and then draging the corps to the closest trader can do ( btw the bug exists in clear sky but i dont thing it works in any other stalker oh and you can gain about 10000ru per 2-4 raids a loss of point in your grinding and some good medkits,bandage but i think that you dont realy need to do the part with killing the depot tho). If you need instructions on how to kill most of the soldiers just do this: 1. Find the ak amunation in machine yard. 2. Go to the the outpost ( thrue the one closest to machine yard of corse) 3. The secund you chear the speaker talk shit go slightly right so they dont see you right away. 4. Kill the guys on the road (remember to save the game first). 5. Try to find ap ammo on them (if they dont have a lot reloade the game) 6. Kill the rest (using the ap ammo) 7. Colect all the loot you can find and put it into a corpse of your liking ( it can just be a soldier but a blind dog is the best). 8. Grab the corpse and run as fast as you can ( it may fall out of you hands a few times just remember that you walk slightly slower when you draging a corpse and you cant have your weapon drawed pick it up if you sudenly walk faster or have your weapon out). 9. Profit. Also dont sell the ak74 you get at the start.
5:36 I remember encountering this Controller on my first playthrough, I heard it's a frightening and difficult experience where the only real option is to just run away up the ladder. That's what I heard anyways, see, I basically turned around in that tunnel and started running back because I was kind of lost and confused, but I still triggered his spawn, so all I did was sprint up beside him and blast him with my shotgun.
Yeah the poor bastard can’t attack at melee range in vanilla SoC lol, what I did on my second playthrough (in my first, I ran from it) was use the hallway as a cheap peeking cover to poke his health off like how I did it on Lab X16 lol
Real option is the ladder my ass. My AK and I sat and plinked at that bastard till he died. I used most of my medical supplies but I won a moral victory after he scared the piss out of me.
Nyuyse That's what makes the ending so great, his final inner monologue on the last couple of pages is fantastic because the whole book is just suffering and filth and the final line completely contrasts that.
Since Arthur was created by Vulture's wish at the golden orb, do you think his wish is really the "will of the Zone"? Is Red allowing the Wish Granter to exercise self-determination? Probably not. But Red does give the sacrificed Stalker his wish essentially, making amends for the cruel betrayal necessary to reach the Wish Granter in the first place. It's almost as if he wants to say "I should've thrown myself in the meat grinder and let you live."
Red is the only one who called Arthur a wish. I interpreted it as Red being bitter that he tried to live life in the zone by guiding people who insisted on going to back to safety and being pretty selfless, while vulture killed people for gain/so he wouldn't split profits. Red has an objectively awful life and vulture has a pretty good one so Red insists its a supernatural occurrence rather than the world simply being unfair. The orb probably does nothing and they misunderstand it like everything else in the zone. Red is always altruistic even if he's abrasive. His final dialogue is nothing truly new
StayCalm0 ...or the orb does actually do something, we never find out but I guess that's the beauty of it; either way it doesn't really matter because we see Red come out the other end of his hardships not completely destroyed. He lays his heart bare for both any sort of "intelligence" watching and us reading, guess I've always seen it as astonishing and miraculous in that it shows us that even a life like his does not have to have a bitter end but even after all his mistakes and bad luck he chooses a wish that is altruistic (like you said) and kind.
Nothing like hiting a box with a screw so hard that it just brakes the box and teleports the contens of the box straight into hell am i right stalkers?
I started watching the both of them before these memes before this was ever mentioned, I’m glad I knew about them both originally I found these comments
Roadside Picnic is one of my favourite books ever. I highly recommend it to anyone and everyone. It's a pretty short piece of science fiction, yet absolutely thrilling and surprisingly profound. Funny though, it has nothing to do with Chernobyl and the story is not even happening in Russia or Ukraine, but I guess deveopers decided the game would be a lot more marketable this way.
@@angquangnguyenthac2833 If you're talking about Tarkovsky's "Stalker", it actually happens in an unspecified location. Moreover, it was shot 6 years before Chernobyl incident even happened, sooo... yeah.
It's really an excellent read, first time I saw the film I had to put the book out of my head and take the film at face value. The two work alone wonderfully, but together form a brilliant body of art. The games, and I played Shadow of Chernobyl and Pripyat seemed to be in the same universe but too far removed. Glorious none the less!
Wtf lol? It's easy to hide from the soldiers' machine gun behind the tree (not the thickest one, but the thin one), wait until he stops shooting and then run through the hedge
Di you know you can snipe him with the Rifle/Hunting Shotgun and some armor piercing bullets? I didn't. Until I got so pissed of at this twat that I started to shoot at this сука and managed to kill him.
All jokes aside, I remember sinking my teeth into Shadow of Chernobyl fresh out of beating Fallout 3 as I was still hungry for more post-apoc survival RPG. Coming from the Fallout series, known for being a bit more grounded in “reality” (or at least being more believable), that game completely threw me off guard and genuinely fascinated me at every turn. The survival aspects and difficulty of the STALKER series made Fallout look like a kid’s sandbox. The metaphorical vagueness of The Zone, the disturbing creatures found throughout the game, and the unexplainable paranormal anomalies throughout the game both frightened and encapsulated me. To this day, Shadow of Chernobyl remains one of the most memorable games I’ve ever played and I’ll never forget how I felt going into that game completely blind - no guides, no wiki. Anyway, just wanted to throw in my two cents for the few people out there who haven’t yet played a STALKER game. If you haven’t... do yourself a favor and do so.
>be me >be living in post-soviet country of Kazakhstan >want to experience Stalker >already depressed >go out to MAGAZ to buy vodka >drink vodka >wander the city and fight off bums with rabies and drunk dogs >mfw i don't even have to buy a game to trully experience STALKER feeling
Bandera was a glorious fighter for independence of a free nation aka mischievous terrorist Nazi collaborator working for EA Games. Depends on the type of propaganda you prefer to be brainwashed by.
Get the AK and remove muta-- I mean get the automatic intruder deterrent device and expropriate the genetically challenged individual of it's vital functions.
This man is prophetic. Watching this review in 2023 is surreal. Like how could he make so many references to events that have not happened yet. Sseth truly is a time lord.
Stalker Anomaly was recently updated to its final version and its like an unofficial sequel to the series that combines all maps while having its own fanmade story mode thats actually pretty good and acts like a continuation of the games. The only bug I encountered in over 100 hours of just exploring anomalies and wiping out military to get their loot to save enough money to buy myself an exosuit, was a memory one, that you can simply fix by clicking on the two options right under the start game button to clear your cache or something. Idk how it works but it does. Highly recommend.
Just started playing anomaly and after 25 hours of gameplay i have almost forgotten that its a free mod. Its very bug free, pretty tightly balanced with well thought out game mechanics, and has tons, and i mean TONS of content. Amazing what a lot of passion can accoomplish.
@@Azure9577 start out with the first game called shadow of chernobyl, anomaly is a mod which is way harder than shadow of chernobyl and anomaly requires you to know the basics of the unmodded game in order to play it. Some people say you should play the entire trilogy first (Shadow of chernobyl, Clear Skies, and Call of Pripyat) but only play all 3 games if you really want to, if not just play Shadow Of Chernobyl. after that, you can play Anomaly. Anomaly is a standalone game and you can download it free without any of the base games
You lay on the operating table the tumor cancerous and removal is your best hope of surviving. your surgeon stands over you and speaks the last words you hear before the anesthesia puts you to sleep "Hey hey people sseth here."
I laughed at your description of how touchy it was and played the game, thinking 'damn, this isn't unstable, he was being dramatic'. So, my game crashed from eating bread out of a dead mans pockets, and I see what you meant
@@sharkboi6164 Yes, but the player is supposed to be able to read slavrunes or understand the yelling from the machinegunners ordering him to stop. Or at least the translators were supposed to translate this. It's not from the era where the game babysits you throughout the whole trip, showing a big flashing STOP, NO GO, OR BULLETS GO BOOM BOOM IN HEAD, PRESS F TO PAY FOR DLC AND WIN
- Dildo on the wall. - Once he showed John Kennedy, I realized who the true killer was. - Car starts flying, I start imagining Christmas sleigh and jingle music. - In the outro video, he's just rambling random sounds in Russian.
+Moonflush That's because there is no "Russian", only the katzap Mongol dialect with stolen Ukrainian words. It barely qualifies as a dialect of the Mongol language, and has more in common with the grunts of cro magnon.
In the outro, that’s not him, and it’s not Russian, or any language at all, it’s a made up language. ruclips.net/video/lvzGq-sBibY/видео.html Here’s the video. Check the comments for fun stuffs.
@@mememan9890 as fucked up as it is depending where ones live that could've been legit trash thrown away from someone or and attempt of a clean up of them scattered across the grounds. You can go to Walmart and buy a box of 100 needles. They are easily accessible to the populace
@@SomalianIchimiif I remember correctly they dug into the red forest making trenches, gave themselves radiation poisoning, then ran away with their new mutated tails between their legs
should have also talked about the movie of the same name by Andrei Tarkovski , that also inspired some elements of the game since you talked about roadside picnic
There's something about the guy in your thumbnail. I don't know what. But it kinda makes me uncomfortable but it also puts me at ease at the same time.
@Kaboom Baby Do you know how well scandinavians talk english? They learn it very early in school. Also he got scandinavian groceries. If he was from UK/USA russian food wouldve been more fitting for the video so it proofs he didnt just order it online or asked fan.
Those are not glitches, those are just the effects of the Zone.
But this isnt a Bethesda universe, so...
HamburgersAndBeer “it just works” my ass
They are not glitches, they are features (and effects of radiation)
* Proceeds to Mary poppins into the atmosphere in a car and die instantly *
Such is life, in the Zone.
Car starts flying
*SUCH IS LIFE IN THE ZONE*
Fu**ing Stalker Weasley
@@filipmalat546 So that's what Ron has been up since his adventures with Harry Potter....
average Russian dashcam footage
Your knolwedge of Slav culture and memes terrifies me more than playing the game itself
The developers forgot one important thing though. They failed to add semechki as a food item.
Except the way he pronounced kalbasa
@@1stdoctor329 It would be seemly too powerful
I'm pretty sure I've heard him saying he's Ashkenazi Jew living in one of the post soviet states (Estonia, I think), so it's not surprising he knows the culture a bit.
0 subscribers with no videos naah mate, he grew up in scotland, but was born in russia i recall, to a romanian father.
"the mythical nation of Ukraine" this is aging either like wine or like an egg, depends who you ask.
@@jegga9199 I'm neither Christian, Ukrainian or female, but can I DM you anyhow
@@TuriGamer eggs dont age well too. just sayin
Why would Sseth saying "Ukraine" make this video age badly? The context is simply not there to make it relevant in any way.
@@brandonmorel2658 People always makes these comments when someone mentions the name "Ukraine".
😬
Woah, a STALKER review without any cheeki breeki jokes?
I'm impressed
Thank christ for that, Cheeki breeki jokes stopped being funny back in 2012
There was one.
only one almost
Papali papali suki!
Fuckin' hipsters. Yahweh forbid someone enjoy making a reference to something they appreciate.
fun fact: the X-ray engine is actually broken on perpose, becasue the AI was so advanced that thay were able to complete the game before you do.
Was the AI advanced enough to spell purpose?
@@yeastyyeasty2168 almost
smart comment
@@drunkenslav2334 its actually true
another mentioned around the campfire bit of lore is that its an accurate simulation of the Noosphere.
"For westerners Stalker is a game a bout surviving a harsh unforgiving place where there's noone to help or rescue you, human contact is limited and you are left isolated from the outside world.
For slavs Stalker is a simulation of everyday life, surviving a harsh unforgiving place where there's noone to help or rescue you, human contact is limited and you are left isolated from the outside world."
The most accurate review of Stalker.
Those western just come to zone because meme *GET OUT OF HERE STALKER*
and youre so drunk that bugs actually make sense on this bitch of an earth
t. serb
@@veteranloner9892 ПРОХОДИ НЕ ЗАДЕРЖИВАЙСЯ
Теперь во истину точный
А что, за краем карты не так?
ONE OF THE DEVELOPERS DIED 5 DAYS AGO ON THE BAKHMUT FRONT. REST IN PEACE HERO. HE WAS ALSO WORKING ON THE STALKER 2 PROJECT.
MR. Yezhov was his name
NOT BUKMUK OH NO BUUUUKMUUUK
rip bozo.
Rest in piss clown
Amazing how did he manage to get into a fictional country?
For those asking who is the drunk screaming hobbit at the gates of mordor in the beginning - Super Sus. Has a channel. Enjoy the ride
I scrolled for 5 mins for this comment. Thank you
🙏
- how many miles left until the goal?
- 2.
- and then what?
- then another 3.
Oh you meaty bastard
THANK YOU
The fact that the Slav meme got me into this guy, then this guy got me into roadside picnic, then Roadside Picnic got me into the Stalker movie, then the Stalker movie got me into Tarkovsky, which got me into Soviet film, is incredible.
I want to thank the Academy... The Sseth Academy of Child Soldierhood.
The Trouser Snake Child Soldier Academy xD
He said roadside picnic immediately as I read it in your comment
bruh why is youtube asking for my ID to watch this video all of a sudden my account is FIFTEEN YEARS OLD fuck off
Imagine having 200+ likes in a month in a 2yo video. Sseth's videos really have some replay value go them don't they?!
@@HackionSTx I've seen this vid at least three times - i still find it entertaining. He puts so much time in his editing to the point that it is hard to appreciate all the jokes in just a single watch
"The mythical nation of Ukraine"
Truly, ahead of your time, Seth
I thought the same my friend
Looks like the people of Ukraine are showing the truth of that statement.
That aged badly lmao
@@conorboyle6975 The people of Ukraine hate their own government and we are all fed one sided propaganda in our media.
@@lukeirvine1386 never go full NATO
"Even the Ukrainian engineers who created this using microsoft paint on windows bandera" for such a fast joke you still created that whole picture, just want you to know I appreciate that and have to pause your videos regularly!
This is why I love this guy right here.
fucking yeeeeeeeeeeees, i do that a lot ! since i discovered this channel, i kept viewing their videos a lot of times XD
It was a very very cool joke!)
Exactly.
I i keep hitting the got back 10 seconds gesture to laugh at stuff. CONSTANTLY
“The mutants of the zone grunt, squeal and lunge at you with a moments notice” Sounds like a typical night out in any British city then
Or San Francisco. Can confirm we also have the junk heap crack den anomaly. Mom says I can't get the meth needle artifact from these though.
Dave Smith +500 bleeding +10 chemical
@@DaveSmith-cp5kj Watch out for the "Sweaty Turd in a Brownbag" Anomaly
@@DaveSmith-cp5kj plus shit loads of aids
@@seanranklin2733 Ah yes, California, the place that decriminalized purposely giving someone else aids such as stabbing a stranger with a contaminated needle.
Seriously, this place is run by some fucked up people.
There actually was a Chernobyl disaster in the world of STALKER. The Organization used the nuclear power plant as their base of operation because they powered their equipment with it and the exclusion zone allowed them to keep this a secret. When they fucked up the "earth's informational field" that caused a second disaster which created the zone as you see it in the games.
"I know that I said it wrong. And I will do it again. So I can flow more freely... Like a sewage drain"
nyet, nyet, this is all hear say and in no way resembles the russian government. we are a peaceful people. operation cheeki breeki never resulted in any deaths and the exclusion zone is just a place where we keep vodka.
@@jakewilferd6093😂
@@jakewilferd6093 plz stop crying to me.
@@vinanoir how you gonna insult someone on the wrong post? that comment was in a different video sweetheart. lol
As s Colombian, that cocaine farmer reference was spot on, and pretty funny
Yeah, it made me snort as well.
@@TheXell cocaina
@@5uperM nope, flour. There are two versions of reality--
-He forgott to save?
-Yes
-Crash eet
XD
Pomp eet, steal his artifacts and crash eet again
Can I get a quick rundown?
Dr. Lanky pump up the price of artifacts den crash eet, do not sell any medkits or bandages
As a Slav myself, i thoroughly enjoyed the little slavic references and was impressed by the Westerner's great knowledge of slavic culture and history. Spasibo bolshoe.
I’m pretty sure he’s slavic
Yeah, but last time I was in Easter Łódź it didn't look like in 4:06 .
@@desmond931 he said he lived in Britain in one video, but it might've been a joke
He's trained his voice to be American. He's from UK. Still west of Ukraine I guess
@@desmond931 Slavic my ass. The man has a hardcore "western spy" accent. The knowledge is still very impressive though
As a real Colombian cocaine farmer I can totally confirm that Seth is telling the truth. Thank you so much my good man.
Name checks out.
Buena 👍
Be safe out there
0:20 That guys part of an elite team of deep water diving and scuba professionals utilizing the latest and greatest innovations to traverse highly dangerous and potentially life threatening areas that are only accessible to the few and the bold. To see him appear here is truly an honor and a testament to the greatness him and his team have achieved in the waters of Chernobyl. God Bless and God Speed Gentlemen
Looks very professional, yeeeeaaaahh.. ruclips.net/video/3vB0qy4PKNk/видео.html
He truly is amazing
Seriously? who he is?
@Дэб Дэбовi know thats It looks Strange but the point is that the First Thing that comes to my Mind is that he belong to some underground civilization of Rat people. And i want to clarify myself that one idea Like that cant be real....... Right?
@Дэб Дэбов Oh, the guy name is super sus, many thanks i thought other thing
my mind is blown, i just realised that all of those bugs are anomalies in the game
The ultimate form of "it's not a bug, it's a feature".
@Mr Penguin super emissions
Especially the one with the car
@Mr Penguin the maincharcter leaving existence it self
@Mr Penguin An out-of-body experience
As a slav, I am genuinely surprised that you described our lifestyle so well. Maybe there is a little hope for the west in the end.
He grew up in Eastern Europe if memory serves me well
Hes a Russian living in Denmark
And I'm the queen of Ukraine
Why haven’t you returned yet?! You said you’re just going to buy some milk. It’s been 15 years.
Guess I'll keep living in the zone, searching for purpose.
Well stalker 2 is now announced, looking forward to the review from papa sseth and mandalore
So excited!! Maybe I should catch up or watch an LP. 🤔
I just bought the 3 games due to this one, playing them as we speak
@@sovietred7371 how is the game so far?
@@juanangel2546 FUCKING Awesome!
It have amazing atmosphere. Play it, it's gonna be worth it
There is a Stalker mod called Anomaly that is free to download and play, don't need to own any of the titles in the series. While I still recommend buying the original games to help support the developers Anomaly is a beast all its own. New mechanics, monsters and weapons, options to customize the game when you start (too much to list), a huge map to explore with randomly generated quests for stuff to do while working on main quests, MUCH better optimization thanks to using a 64 bit version of the engine, and so on. I have sunk countless hours into the franchise and with Anomaly I've nearly doubled that time. Misery is good too but requires you own Call of Pripyat, still good though.
Rewatching this gem during S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 launch
Same
The Almighty Sseth has come to claim thy Shekels.
@@virginiadavila397 no
@@virginiadavila397 bad bot
Was this entire video made to justify putting that music video at the end?
I like this theory.
Sseth is a fucking genius
I need the name of that video
@@baronvonskeltal7550 me too!
nothing can justify that music, it's an insult to the universe
In a perfect world....men like me would not exist.
But this is not a perfect world.
Potion seller, enough of this game!
You're a rascal
My potions can kill dragons, let alone men.
Why respect knights when my potions can do anything you can.
PEOPLE CHANGE!
"Dementia is subjective."
-Bilbo Baggins
How did you get this footage of my hometown
Did you have to duel people to get artifacts back home then?
Appren yes
New Jersey, right?
@@fuzzydunlop7928
nahh i say it's Frisco with all the needles
I wonder which artifact you got has driven you the most insane.
The merchants guild is pleased with another video my good man.
I would never expect the Jews to do something as altruistic as fund a You Tuber
OY VEy…..?
Yes... an alternate exit... Of course. I knew that. I certainly didn't crawl around for three hours popping off hail maries at the machine gun until everyone in the outpost was dead... That's something an idiot would do...
I've completed the game like 4 times and I've always tried my hardest to survive the machine gun shooting at me.. I never knew about any other ways of leaving that location...
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I did that too! But after I got the guy on the machine gun I rushed in and murdered the entire camp as you can abuse the machine gun's limited firing arc. Still pissed off that I couldn't steal it since it's mounted to the railing. Eventually found one I could use in the second to last area. Having played the first game I figured that needing to get through the hail of bullets was just another part of the Stalker experience.
That's not something that an idiot would do.
That's something that a STALKER would do.
@@Captain1nsaneo hahah exactly this, just stalker things
I seriously appreciated the telepath encounter in the tunnel joke.
we live in a not a perfect world.
It pretty much sums up that encounter.
That telepath made me think about that one time when i killed all soldiers at the military depot and accidently broke the whole story line but at least the soldiers at the zone/outside outpost respawned the second I walked out of it and they all wield an ak 74 or the 6000 ru version. The worst thing about the respawns was the hardness of getting the guns away from the army but puting all the loot into a soldier and then draging the corps to the closest trader can do ( btw the bug exists in clear sky but i dont thing it works in any other stalker oh and you can gain about 10000ru per 2-4 raids a loss of point in your grinding and some good medkits,bandage but i think that you dont realy need to do the part with killing the depot tho). If you need instructions on how to kill most of the soldiers just do this:
1. Find the ak amunation in machine yard.
2. Go to the the outpost ( thrue the one closest to machine yard of corse)
3. The secund you chear the speaker talk shit go slightly right so they dont see you right away.
4. Kill the guys on the road (remember to save the game first).
5. Try to find ap ammo on them (if they dont have a lot reloade the game)
6. Kill the rest (using the ap ammo)
7. Colect all the loot you can find and put it into a corpse of your liking ( it can just be a soldier but a blind dog is the best).
8. Grab the corpse and run as fast as you can ( it may fall out of you hands a few times just remember that you walk slightly slower when you draging a corpse and you cant have your weapon drawed pick it up if you sudenly walk faster or have your weapon out).
9. Profit.
Also dont sell the ak74 you get at the start.
@@patrykkotkowski8781 Wait, you're not supposed to run from the telepath then slaughter the entire military base?
@@oddluck4180 im talking about depot and military outpost at cordon not the location military depoth.
5:36 I remember encountering this Controller on my first playthrough, I heard it's a frightening and difficult experience where the only real option is to just run away up the ladder.
That's what I heard anyways, see, I basically turned around in that tunnel and started running back because I was kind of lost and confused, but I still triggered his spawn, so all I did was sprint up beside him and blast him with my shotgun.
Yeah the poor bastard can’t attack at melee range in vanilla SoC lol, what I did on my second playthrough (in my first, I ran from it) was use the hallway as a cheap peeking cover to poke his health off like how I did it on Lab X16 lol
In every playthrough I just started to fire full auto the moment I saw him. Well, it works.
this controller doesnt give a fuck about your jumpscare tolerance
Real option is the ladder my ass. My AK and I sat and plinked at that bastard till he died. I used most of my medical supplies but I won a moral victory after he scared the piss out of me.
You just have to break the line of sight.
As a ukrainian i can confirm that we do not exist
it's like to be a unicorn
Completely agree with that
correct.
the mythical creatures are now in polska.
What about Finland?
@AlphaChocolateTruffle "At least I know how to read braille."
"HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND LET NO ONE BE LEFT BEHIND!"
The best part of the book.
Nyuyse That's what makes the ending so great, his final inner monologue on the last couple of pages is fantastic because the whole book is just suffering and filth and the final line completely contrasts that.
Since Arthur was created by Vulture's wish at the golden orb, do you think his wish is really the "will of the Zone"? Is Red allowing the Wish Granter to exercise self-determination?
Probably not. But Red does give the sacrificed Stalker his wish essentially, making amends for the cruel betrayal necessary to reach the Wish Granter in the first place. It's almost as if he wants to say "I should've thrown myself in the meat grinder and let you live."
Red is the only one who called Arthur a wish. I interpreted it as Red being bitter that he tried to live life in the zone by guiding people who insisted on going to back to safety and being pretty selfless, while vulture killed people for gain/so he wouldn't split profits. Red has an objectively awful life and vulture has a pretty good one so Red insists its a supernatural occurrence rather than the world simply being unfair.
The orb probably does nothing and they misunderstand it like everything else in the zone. Red is always altruistic even if he's abrasive. His final dialogue is nothing truly new
StayCalm0 ...or the orb does actually do something, we never find out but I guess that's the beauty of it; either way it doesn't really matter because we see Red come out the other end of his hardships not completely destroyed. He lays his heart bare for both any sort of "intelligence" watching and us reading, guess I've always seen it as astonishing and miraculous in that it shows us that even a life like his does not have to have a bitter end but even after all his mistakes and bad luck he chooses a wish that is altruistic (like you said) and kind.
I legitimately had no idea the bugs were bugs, I thought it was some Eternal Darkness level Psychological horror.
Well, one can interpreperet that they're hallucinations of the Zone. Whatever, they're still funny sometimes:D
Nothing like hiting a box with a screw so hard that it just brakes the box and teleports the contens of the box straight into hell am i right stalkers?
WINDOWS BANDERA holy shit I’m dying
*I see Mandalore hasn't been taking his meds*
Maybe he finally got the good high quality "non-prescription" stuff you can only buy in shady back alleys.
I started watching the both of them before these memes before this was ever mentioned, I’m glad I knew about them both originally I found these comments
No U
Take him to the infirmary
Roadside Picnic is one of my favourite books ever. I highly recommend it to anyone and everyone. It's a pretty short piece of science fiction, yet absolutely thrilling and surprisingly profound. Funny though, it has nothing to do with Chernobyl and the story is not even happening in Russia or Ukraine, but I guess deveopers decided the game would be a lot more marketable this way.
The location is based on the film, which is does in Chernobyl
@@angquangnguyenthac2833 If you're talking about Tarkovsky's "Stalker", it actually happens in an unspecified location. Moreover, it was shot 6 years before Chernobyl incident even happened, sooo... yeah.
Well the powerplant is a dead giveaway
It's really an excellent read, first time I saw the film I had to put the book out of my head and take the film at face value. The two work alone wonderfully, but together form a brilliant body of art. The games, and I played Shadow of Chernobyl and Pripyat seemed to be in the same universe but too far removed. Glorious none the less!
have you read hard to be a god by the strugatsky brothers? it's phenomenal as well, thoroughly reccomend!
After 6 years you actually taught me how to pass Clear Sky intro phase out of the swamp...
Wtf lol?
It's easy to hide from the soldiers' machine gun behind the tree (not the thickest one, but the thin one), wait until he stops shooting and then run through the hedge
@@jajacoolCr "Wait until he stops shooting" You mean never?
Di you know you can snipe him with the Rifle/Hunting Shotgun and some armor piercing bullets?
I didn't. Until I got so pissed of at this twat that I started to shoot at this сука and managed to kill him.
@@AurelionSass there was some time that the machine gun is stopped firing, that was your chance
@@rain_f I usually just start running even before the "ALERT STALKER DETECTED" guy starts talking, and i usually make it. Usually.
As a Ukrainian guy, the "Windows Bandera" just killed me, omfg that's the best thing i ever heard
The Lack Of Eastern Neighbour In This Repy Section
Is Saddening
@@Alfonse-dm6htвозможно это потому что обзору 6 лет блять
10:43 onwards I nearly pissed myself laughing at all that shit you just show without reacting like "yep this is about expected"
Omg DeSinc Pls Do A Video About Stalker
Oh hey there!
I love you
such is life in the zone
Please do stalker.
All jokes aside, I remember sinking my teeth into Shadow of Chernobyl fresh out of beating Fallout 3 as I was still hungry for more post-apoc survival RPG. Coming from the Fallout series, known for being a bit more grounded in “reality” (or at least being more believable), that game completely threw me off guard and genuinely fascinated me at every turn. The survival aspects and difficulty of the STALKER series made Fallout look like a kid’s sandbox. The metaphorical vagueness of The Zone, the disturbing creatures found throughout the game, and the unexplainable paranormal anomalies throughout the game both frightened and encapsulated me. To this day, Shadow of Chernobyl remains one of the most memorable games I’ve ever played and I’ll never forget how I felt going into that game completely blind - no guides, no wiki.
Anyway, just wanted to throw in my two cents for the few people out there who haven’t yet played a STALKER game. If you haven’t... do yourself a favor and do so.
This made my day most fallout players be comparing it to stalker and saying fallout 2 and nv is better
You read his comment in Sseth's voice, didn't you
why is even the F-trash from bethesda in the same sentence as Stalker? seriously im being dickish on purpose.
cant wait for stalker 2, probably gonna be my first stalker game
@@sillylittleowlguy2392 you must at least try some stalker mods. Call of Chernobyl, Dead Air, or Anomaly (the best one out there imo)
>be me
>be living in post-soviet country of Kazakhstan
>want to experience Stalker
>already depressed
>go out to MAGAZ to buy vodka
>drink vodka
>wander the city and fight off bums with rabies and drunk dogs
>mfw i don't even have to buy a game to trully experience STALKER feeling
Wind Wind I was sadly way to high when I saw this comment. And now my sides ache from laughing.
Posting a green text in a youtube comments section... I see the radiation got to your brain
Am I a bad person for googling Kazakhstan to make sure it actually exists?
How dare you not know the almighty country of Borat?
But in this country we say Suka Bliat and also Sheshen sigen
As a person who grew up in USSR, I give thanks for this nostalgic documentary.
Sseth: "there's many words to describe the average Russian and bilingual is not one of them"
Me: *dead*
As a russian i totally agree. Historically russians used to know 3 or more languages to some degree.
I, myself, have knowledge in over 4)
@@Lisiralei Standard russian, sober russian, VERY drunk russian and a little ukrainian?
@@konstantinchurkin8037 you are aware on what channel this comment was made?
SolaniusCCG is the channel racist towards russians?
@@kam2894 doubt it lol
"windows bandera" can't stop laughing. It feels like you have some kind of degree on eastern Europ history.
Кирс Whelp,He is Russian isn’t he?
He was a Ukranian pseudo-nazi.
@@RUclipsisntlettingmeuseczech fighter for the independence*
@@pavlotretiakov2130 both.
Bandera was a glorious fighter for independence of a free nation aka mischievous terrorist Nazi collaborator working for EA Games. Depends on the type of propaganda you prefer to be brainwashed by.
"Some want to Secure, other Contain, and other even Protect it" hey heeey
Holy shit i just realize it just now after 2 years
Secure - Clear Sky
Contain - Duty
Protect - Freedom
hmm that's sounds very familiar.
WAIT WHAT
OH NO
Too bad he said "contain, study and protect" lmfao deaf nigga
"Fictional nation of Ukraine" hittin' different.
Y-yeah....
Holhols BTFO
@@InvadeNormandy Dead ruskies littering its field, cope and seethe Ivan before you dillate.
@@InvadeNormandy nwooo hohols pls gtfo out of my country
Ukraine playing the uno reverse card and bout to make it the "fictional nation of Russia".
*OH NO, THE WISE WAKANDAN SHAMAN IS HERE TO TAKE MY SHEKELS ONCE AGAIN!*
9:41
That JFK part legitimately killed me. Christ. I'm laughing so hard.
You know who else got killed? JFK
Killed him too
hahahaha SAME
My name is JFK
And boy i sure do feel
Ever so nice and safe
In my automobile
xweert711 I didn’t even notice that..
You’re all alone in your room.
Suddenly, from your closet, you hear a “hey hey people, Sseth here.”
Wyd?
nut
Remove pants and assume the position.
I give him my clothes and the best rifle out of the pile of them on the floor.
Get the AK and remove muta-- I mean get the automatic intruder deterrent device and expropriate the genetically challenged individual of it's vital functions.
Ask for more drugs.
This man is prophetic. Watching this review in 2023 is surreal. Like how could he make so many references to events that have not happened yet. Sseth truly is a time lord.
Truth be told, most events that happened in Eastern Europe in the last couple of years were kind of to be expected back when this video was made.
5:37 thank god this is not a perfect world
What type of mutant is that?
I like how Sseths videos can't even recommend other Sseth videos.
Too based for RUclips!!🤣
Shadowbanned
My entire recommended list is just Sseth vids.
@@GrilladKirby Your name hints to why that is already.
@@unsrescyldas9745 Touché
Sseth and S.T.A.L.K.E.R.? Looks like christmas came early this year.
I came early after hearing that smooth voice.
@@jaimediaz6295 *hey hey people* I want an smr of this...
So true.
Not the only thing that came.
11:05 as a Ukrainian, I can say that we all use Windows 7 bandera edition
Ахах, а коли буде Windows 10 bandera edition?
@@ct_1409_echo_0 вирішили скіпнути і зразу робити на одинадцяту
Мы знаем
@@Growtolight та шо ти залупа знаєш )
Шо твой батек под угледаром догнивает, какел.@@РоманОлексик-в9з
„Hunts for kabanosy in Eastern Łódź”
I love you seth. As a person from Łódź who loves kabanosy.
Miałem zonka, gdy zobaczyłem wspomnienie o Łodzi, ale potem sobie przypomniałem, że życie tam to gameplay Stalkera.
@@Scarab1233 szczególnie na Bałutach i na włókniarzy po 22
@@Homer-fc5fm zapraszam na zarzewską i okolice przybyszewskiego. Niezapomniane przeżycia, anomalie, emisje i wpierdol
Fnordom Fluxus xd
Til kabanos is an actual word, not a wordplay on "kaban" (russian for boar)
"Prostitutes"
showing most famous streamer on ru-twitch
@Vercingetorix "Стримерша Карина", sharishaxd RUclips channel. If you are interested, on 3:25 is another Russian streamer - Alina Rin.
@@СтаниславБобров-й1х are you sure this is not the same person?
Honestly what's the difference at this point
@@OdaVenom I'm sure.
@@WailordLvX Exactly.
"Blowout soon, stalker!"
"When?"
*"Now."*
"БЛЯТЬ!"
0:21 Average sseth viewer with live reaction
>coded it in MS Paint on Windows 7 Bandera
True story, trust me I'm Ukrainian
this is gold
sharishaxd
Люси Сорью it has a beautiful charm doesn’t it? Quality < heart and soul.
>trust me i'm ukrainian
fool me once, shame on you
орал с этой хуйни в присядку
Still less buggy than a Bethesda game.
LOL
100% true!
It's brilliant - they can pass any bugs as glitches in the Zone !
that not bugs, that anomaly
Bugs? You mean unintentionally programmed anomalies?
Nearly died from laugh on "Windows Bandera" moment. Sseth, you're the best!
0:53 That aged well, Sseth.
"If the legends are true"
Stalker Anomaly was recently updated to its final version and its like an unofficial sequel to the series that combines all maps while having its own fanmade story mode thats actually pretty good and acts like a continuation of the games. The only bug I encountered in over 100 hours of just exploring anomalies and wiping out military to get their loot to save enough money to buy myself an exosuit, was a memory one, that you can simply fix by clicking on the two options right under the start game button to clear your cache or something. Idk how it works but it does. Highly recommend.
Just started playing anomaly and after 25 hours of gameplay i have almost forgotten that its a free mod. Its very bug free, pretty tightly balanced with well thought out game mechanics, and has tons, and i mean TONS of content. Amazing what a lot of passion can accoomplish.
@Sansha Kuvakei Yes
Which stalker game is anomaly for and which one should I play(never played post apocalyptic games)
@@Azure9577 start out with the first game called shadow of chernobyl, anomaly is a mod which is way harder than shadow of chernobyl and anomaly requires you to know the basics of the unmodded game in order to play it. Some people say you should play the entire trilogy first (Shadow of chernobyl, Clear Skies, and Call of Pripyat) but only play all 3 games if you really want to, if not just play Shadow Of Chernobyl. after that, you can play Anomaly. Anomaly is a standalone game and you can download it free without any of the base games
@@primuspilusfellatus6501 wait, it's standalone?
Ok thanks, I am not good at modding so anomaly being standalone is great
Traps, goblins, giantesses. Oh Seth how deep does your degeneracy go
Pekka.D you forgot all the furries and scalies
You call it degeneracy,
I call it art.
@@Valdetiosi That makes Mao a humans rights activist then.
@Plain Plane
What cost is 100 million dead for the great leap forward?
referring to, or even mocking such things doesn't mean the same as enjoying them
Windows Bandera joke kills me because I'm a pole
Yes I am one sick Ukrainian fuck in case you wanted to ask what the hell is wrong with me
@@apxutekctypa Got any women to export or is it all boked
@@LalkeBanditen we can export Nadiya Savchenko as an option
Hello to the homeland from America! My family came here in 1910, I am saving up to visit now.
Now if only we could make that a reality; don't worry, the UPA will rise again.
This video should be the recommended to those who just bought stalker 2 and wanna know about the game's lore
I am Happy because you mentioned my country !!! Greetings from Colombia, i am the coke farmer !!!
"Which is actually based on a fictional country here in Europe."
>Ukraine is clearly visible right there.
*You saw nothing.*
@The Thunderblade Hello we see you are trying to say there is no Ukraine and are ready to bitch at you
-American
You need a artifact detector to see Ukraine.
You didn't see Ukraine on the map because IT'S NOT THERE
Discovering something , that doesnt exist
@@jackdislushie2224(unwraps) Hey!
You lay on the operating table the tumor cancerous and removal is your best hope of surviving. your surgeon stands over you and speaks the last words you hear before the anesthesia puts you to sleep "Hey hey people sseth here."
Assassin Cactus I’m in good hands then.
My organs however, no so much.
your organs are going to be harvested and sold to feed his people cooker on another planet
@@therideneverends1697 At least i will be processed to an at least normal cowboy hat.
Man, your reviews truly do pay justice to the games discussed. ^^
Also: legendary music video.
I laughed at your description of how touchy it was and played the game, thinking 'damn, this isn't unstable, he was being dramatic'.
So, my game crashed from eating bread out of a dead mans pockets, and I see what you meant
Man I thought I was just crazy
welcome to the Zone, same thing happened to me
oddly enough my 2007 playthrough of shadow of chernobyl was glitch free, except for GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
Idk what are you talking about, I played all three parts and didn't have a single crash
Sounds like the engine cranked the difficulty up to "slav simulator" on you.
I looked up Ukraine in the dictionary. And It didnt say anything about how to locate it. It just said "not russia"
Which is funny, because "not russia" does not exist.
@@One3673241 actually the entire world belongs to Mother Russia.
They just don't know it yet.
@@One3673241 funny Ukrainian butthurt)
@@One3673241 no it doesnt its just a part of russia
@Alexander Schmidt in Ukraine everyone spoke Russian also - this is what you get for being former USSR.
Сидорович is the most powerful artifact in the Zone.
Sidor pidor.
We’re ready for stalker 2 review
5:39
Can we all just agree this was the best meme of 2018?
Yes
No
Yes
2:29 danish cigarettes you just doxx'd yourself kid
3:29* , and not only cigarettes, glyngøre tun + arnold sørensen makrel too.
Unless you are the one in that scene
uberdanger is sseth confirmed
No, they played league together.
that's what he wants you to think
10:02 "Taking the indicated exit..."
That texture should have been translated, the sign says "STOP Trespassers will be shot".
Well, that’s still an indicated exit...
@@sharkboi6164 Yes, but the player is supposed to be able to read slavrunes or understand the yelling from the machinegunners ordering him to stop. Or at least the translators were supposed to translate this. It's not from the era where the game babysits you throughout the whole trip, showing a big flashing STOP, NO GO, OR BULLETS GO BOOM BOOM IN HEAD, PRESS F TO PAY FOR DLC AND WIN
...from existence.
@@sharkboi6164 ОООООООООООООООУ ЩИТ
As a brazilian that played that game, that would have been very helpful
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 came out yesterday. good luck champ
Sseth and mandalore gaming is the same person, sort of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde situation going on.
but which is the jekyll and which is the hyde
Mandalore is Jekyll Sseth is Hyde.
11:28 Vadim, grab your vodka, WE'RE GOING TO SQUAT ON MOON, BLYAT.
No no no, not with Vadim. He's urod. Go squat with Artyom, he's a good one, offers semechki without you asking when empty.
"That extremely specific category of porn where the camera keeps zooming in to the guys taint"
Oh my God
I love this guy
This vid legit made me buy and read Roadside Picnic, great fucking book
Did you understand "what" the book was about?
- Dildo on the wall.
- Once he showed John Kennedy, I realized who the true killer was.
- Car starts flying, I start imagining Christmas sleigh and jingle music.
- In the outro video, he's just rambling random sounds in Russian.
That's not russian at all
The dildo moved to the window, so all the neighbours can see it clearly !
You missed when it was behind the condenser mic at 0:15
+Moonflush That's because there is no "Russian", only the katzap Mongol dialect with stolen Ukrainian words. It barely qualifies as a dialect of the Mongol language, and has more in common with the grunts of cro magnon.
In the outro, that’s not him, and it’s not Russian, or any language at all, it’s a made up language.
ruclips.net/video/lvzGq-sBibY/видео.html
Here’s the video. Check the comments for fun stuffs.
Ниче не понятно. Но походу Вова вист, и за рубежом людей кошмарит. Спи спокойно, Вова вист
Слава Вове Висту! Героям слава!
What?
Wow you are beautiful
I agree
I thought I was having a stroke while reading this
So can we get an actual explanation of the box filled with hypodermic needles?
It's an anomaly. Try throwing a bolt at it.
I think Sseth studies/studied medicine.
@@theblancmange1265 I didn't know medical students had access to copious amounts of dirty needles for whatever purpose.
@@mememan9890 He has gnomish tricks.
@@mememan9890 as fucked up as it is depending where ones live that could've been legit trash thrown away from someone or and attempt of a clean up of them scattered across the grounds. You can go to Walmart and buy a box of 100 needles. They are easily accessible to the populace
As a Ukrainian, who lives near the Zone, I can totally confirm that this depiction of my life is pretty accurate
Even moreso recently, I guess :/
Uuhhh... So what happened to the Russian forces there? They turned into zombies after emission? Get annihilated by the mighty soldiers of Monolith?
How come you not in a trench yet?
@@SomalianIchimiif I remember correctly they dug into the red forest making trenches, gave themselves radiation poisoning, then ran away with their new mutated tails between their legs
Sorry where do I get a copy of the fabled Windows Bandera? Legally of course.
6:27 *mArkEd OnE whAt tHE HeLL*
The Chernobyl radiation incident did happen, it was a second “incident” that caused reality to get drunk
should have also talked about the movie of the same name by Andrei Tarkovski , that also inspired some elements of the game since you talked about roadside picnic
Phenomenal film, I feel like it's on the same level as blade runner for sci-fi films
That movie was way too long (found myself bored through quite a bit of it), but I very much liked the ending.
@@Jack_Slate yeah for sure, I don't mind the length though. It's definitely not for everyone
@@Jack_Slate It's a movie you have to be in right frame of mind to watch. For me it's a very meditative experience.
@@ethanbrock5453 yes 100%, it's one of the few movies I can watch over and over and discover new thoughts and ideas after repeat viewings
I had no idea slavs had ready access to military exoskeletons.
There's something about the guy in your thumbnail.
I don't know what. But it kinda makes me uncomfortable but it also puts me at ease at the same time.
Welcome to Russia
he's not actually Russian
Who is that energy drink guzzling semen demon?
I am also curious.
I need to know
Alina Rin. She has a RUclips channel, but it’s all in Russian obviously. Here’s her insta: instagram.com/alinarin?igshid=odkmup6k5lgf
Shadow Wolf >no dick
whats the point
@@ShadowOfBlueRose thank you kind sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.
14:09 imagine taking a walk and coming across this
**S.T.A.L.K.E.R becomes canon**
3:28 hold up, wait a minute.
literally thought the same
Fill my cup put some liquor in it
OOOOOH
I am more interested in the products he shows in the same clip, which clearly have Danish writing on them.
There was one in the window to
I thought i was the only 1 to notice lmfao i should clicked on your timestamp before i made my comment about no one pointing that out
The merchants guild thanks you for your contribution to the cause. שלום אחי
>TFW you are a bilingual Russian, and you suddenly remember Sseth is a bilingual Russian too
What do?
Drakyry I thought Sseth was Danish?
@@thehumungus9066 I thought he was an African warlord?
I thought he was Swedish?
subsrib to pewdepai you've clearly never seen Finnish shitposters then
@Kaboom Baby Do you know how well scandinavians talk english? They learn it very early in school.
Also he got scandinavian groceries. If he was from UK/USA russian food wouldve been more fitting for the video so it proofs he didnt just order it online or asked fan.
RUclips has a really good sense of humor sometimes.