DAZ WATCHES VEGAN TEACHER
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The Vegan Teacher: "Jesus doesn't support this"
The Bible: *literally sacrifices animals to god*
EXACTLY
In the Bible Jesus has Moses literally sacrifice animals to the lord in the tabernacle and as god told him to took all the blood of the animal splatter it on the walls and sometimes put some on his children as it cleanses the room and the people and keeps it holy
He also had the priest sacrifice an animal anytime someone sinned so they’d be forgiven he also had them do it just to keep giving burnt offerings to show their appreciation to him so I don’t see how god is vegan in any way
Sorry not Jesus god
@@whatishappening6860 im Christian I really respect what you are saying
“Jesus doesn’t support this.”
Jesus after feeding 5,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish* 👁👄👁 ✝️
God made animals for us to eat
✝️👄✝️
God made animals for us to eat and other animals to eat
@@nevydawn5710 please explain how if he made animals for us to eat ?
They say that god makes no mistakes but im not sure anymore after seeing her
“When I’m in the kitchen,all I want is chicken,so go and f*uk yourseeeeeeelllfff”
Thanks daz for the new WhatsApp quote
“i’m apparently mental for eating a chicken sandwich but it’s okay to have BOLTS out your head” always kills me 💀💀
Its a top teir comedy when he doesn’t even try
As a girl we don’t claim her
As a Christian we don’t claim her
As a person who believes in animal welfare we do not claim her
As a human we don’t claim her
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen, also where do we put her then?
@@seavoided under the vegetable patch 😈😈
"Jesus was vegan"
The Bible: * literally eyes how he gave bread and fish to people * umm...
When ur a vegan fish doesn’t count as meat that’s what I heard a tik toker say but Idk if it’s true
@@amysummer9076 aha no that’s not how it works , I think that’s pescatarian which isn’t vegan
@@amysummer9076 i’m pretty sure that’s pescatarian, where you are basically a vegetarian but you still eat seafood.
@@amysummer9076Ok but isn't fish a living animal? And if there's one thing we've learnt from this video it's that eating animals is 'wrong' 😒
I was told that Jesus was a vegetarian. But idk 🤷♀️
13:16 ‘when im in the kitchen all i want is chicken so go and fuck yourself’ get this man a oscar
3:33 "I wish someone would forcefully impregnate me"
Ikr
true facts mate 🗿🗿🥩🥩🍗🍗🍖🍖
True. I was laughing out loud. 🤣
Just wait until Vegan Teacher actually opens a Bible once and reads in Genesis:
"Any living creature that moves about shall be yours to eat; I give them all to you as I did the green plants"
“You know that chicken didn’t sign a contract to be eaten”
Daz like: *you know I didn’t sign a contract to be yelled at for eating my food*
Ok well don’t be so consernd about what other people do
Hi I love ur vids and i agree
And I don't think animals like there food sources taken away to make vegan food plots.
A
Right, when Daz said that I was thinking along those lines too.
“I wish someone would forcefully impregnate me.”
-Daz Black
i legit had to pause the video and think abt my life choices when he said that.
I thought about my past and realised I've done it all wrong
I like your profile pic
heh
I love your pfp 😂
THE SESME STREET CHARACTER BIENG HER HUSBAND SAYING "are there any other vegan options?" IM DYING
13:10 goes way harder than it should of, I never realised how good of a singer daz is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
13:16
"Jesus does not support this" WERENT ANIMALS LITERALLY SACRIFICED FOR FORGIVENESS FROM HIS DAD OR SOMETHING
Ohh in my religion god doesnt have a son or anyone for that matter but im assuming its chritianity that does, right???
Im not much of an asshole to act disrespectful, so i hope u take no offence cuz my intention was nothing but good.
Also this woman is NUTS.
The Bible does in fact mention that. God had the ancient Hebrew folk sacrifice animals to make atonement for their sins.
There is a verse in the Bible that says “Any living creature that moves about shall be yours to eat; I give them all to you as I did the green plants” Genesis 9:3. I don’t understand her either😂
YES
@@shamefulthoughts2712 Dont worry you arent being an asshole! im not even christian my parents are 😅
Her: *Jesus is vegan.*
Jesus: "...Fed 5000 people fish..?"
He probably didn't even existed in the first place
@@SeparatiXAMV while the person did truly exist we will not know if he was the Messiah or a son of Mary
@@SeparatiXAMV I don’t care if you don’t believe in God. But don’t disrespect it please.
lmao there's a lot of sacrifices and meals in the bible that includes killing animals especially goats
LITERALLY. I grew up catholic, I'm an omnist, and I'm pretty sure hes depicted as omnivorous.
"So I asked my husband-"
"You have a husband?"
She looks like Jimmy neutrons teacher 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG I SEE IT NOW LOL
She is acting like animals don't eat other animals
doggo exactly
@@thatveganchef112 FR
RIGHT
Ur pfp is great.
I love ur pfp
“So why are you vegan again?”
“I saw a sixty year old woman attempt to deep-throat a ukulele and I haven’t looked back since”
Please.... I- 💀😭
I saw this and it legit made me spit out my tea.
@@gooseberryjam1683 were you having a... tea party 😂😂
Omg I love it 😂😂😂
I uhhh dead 😂 💀
when Daz got the guitar out i just lost it lmao xD
The Vegan Teacher: *talking about something serious* "They forcefully impregnated"
Daz Games: I wish someone would forcefully imprengnat me
Made me laugh so danm hard 😂😂
The fact he didn't even explain why he said that and just moved on with a completely different story
After she said animals r forced to be impregnated I was just like but teens and adult women r being impregnated everyday by being graped- y r u worrying bout an animal that gives humans proteins ? (Note i don't disagree with animal rights. )
She literally told CHILDREN that they would go to hell if they weren't vegan
Innit
Wow. Not only am I gonna go for hell for being bisexual, but for also eating meat too. Great.
@@number4xiuslunala698 yo lets go together
@@1guyand1girlinabeachhouse yay! Thanks!!
@@number4xiuslunala698 us bi’s gotta stick together 💅
y’all she’s not even a Christian. She’s claimed to be an Atheist. she’s just talking about Jesus to try to appeal to Christians
Which is horrible
@@radioactive_baby0706 I know she needs to be stopped
@@hyperactivegoofball mhm.
She's was virtue signaling in the most convoluted of ways
Ok, I am not really a christen, but um as someone who live with a Christian family and maybe Christian herself. She have no right to use the bible as a way to make someone vegan. It's just wrong to scared someone that they will go for hell of a non existent sin. This also goes to homophobic people. You're sexuality is not a sin. You're sexuality have nothing to do with your morality. The thing that determines if you're going to hell or not is if you had killed someone, stole, ect. For no good reason. You can kill someone for self defense because you won't think about kill the attacker/s, you will be thinking of you needing to defend yourself.
Hi there and thank you Daz for knowing that not all vegans are like her.
√√√√√
That vegan teacher: what the hell is in your ass?
Daz: I don’t think that’s any of your business 😟
Made me laugh to death 😂😂😂
That vegan teacher: “What the hell is in the toilet?”
Me: “The exact same thing that is coming out your mouth. Shit”
😂😂😂 IM DEAD-
STOP
No, GO
@@TA-qo2nv stop breath
Wooh! It’s funny cuz I was sitting on my toilet as I forgot my headphones somewhere and when I heard her say that I literally stood up and looked...
Imagine this woman meeting Gordon Ramsey. I’ll pray for her.
She’s be dead by the time Gordon Ramsay walks in the room
Don’t pray for her
Gordon would probably make her into chicken nuggets 😭
@@liamdb2095 l won't
Gordon: I am not locked in here with you. You are locked in here with me
“So just, PAWKAW!”
She's the kinda woman that never been in a church and yet thinks she knows Jesus
she’s talking about God and Jesus and then says every cuss word that exists...
She also doesn't believe in them or any religion. She said she was atheist.
Hypocrite
She is a evil bully she attacked adam goen a very sweet person who was born with cerebral palsy then went and attacked Gordon Ramsey
god be like : yeah she’s a special one .....
*THIS WOMAN IS A HERETIC SAY EYE WHO HATE THIS WOMAN*
"Jesus doesn't support this"
'shows a picture of the last supper
Daz: *HERE WE HAVE, A GOATS HEAD*
We know what he did
@@kclemokc lmao exactly
@@kclemokc hah
@@kclemokc probably not gonna
Yep... that’s what he said...
2:15 literally made me spit my ice cream everywhere 😂
3:33
Daz's confusion whilst watching some of these videos killed me 😂
She says stop animal abuse but she forces her own dog to eat vegetables
that’s fucked up. dogs- need😃 to eat meat
And she says " she l
Has lived 6 years" but my dog is a small dog and life span 9 years and she is 13 lol
Yeah people with an IQ as low as hers(-4,692,583,912) fail to realize that dogs are supposed to eat meat I mean look at their teeth their OBVIOUSLY supposed to be vegan( extreme sarcasm)
Dogs NEED meat to survive. They can Sometimes eat fruits, but they don't get the energy they need from it.
@@NoobsDudes exactly and the reason why they can eat some veggies and fruits is cause their prey ate those veggies
“Alright chickens... FUCK”
I completely lost it that was hilarious 😂😂
“I want y’all chickens to look your partner in the eyes and just....BAGOCK”
LMAO THATS WHAT GOT ME
She’s band
Me too
Me to😂😂😂😂LoL
Same
As a dyslexic, that is definitely my nightmare
"Im so convinced now im gonna go a lick a lettuce!!"
14:17
I wasn’t expecting him to say that and I choked on my hot chocolate
Her "This turkey has a mother and father"
Me "and they were probably delicious"
Well, it had a mother and father, but the cranberry sauce man
🤣
Thats what i said
oooooOOOOOoooooOOOooOOOoooOOoooOOooOOoooOOOoHhhhHHhhHHhhhHhhhHhhhHHhhhhHHhhhHhhhHh 🤣😂 PERIOD💅💋
Omg
Daz: “Smash some chicken ass!!”
Me right after: **Wheeze**
@Ines GHARBI It was hilarious😂😂
Ur dirty minded
@@jackconroy1850 No, it’s just funny but actually yeah I am. But it was a funny joke is all
@@zer3826 fr fr
gotta love how she swears while apparently on the phone with God
RIGHT
Vegetables didn’t sign a contract to get it either
“Jesus doesn’t support this”
Me: lemme google wat was at the last supper
Daz: done and done
Okay, back in the "old" days, humans used to sacrifice lambs as an offering to God.
I was standing outside of a church once waiting for a taxi it was sunday and i heard that jesus ate a fish soo
@@zookrobe3749 :⁰0 nooo, really?
Remember ...if you don’t sin Jesus died for nothing
@William Ash woooooooooow
Vegan: "That chicken didn't sign a contract you know"
Me: "yes an i didn't sign a contract to be born...did I?"
That’s right
nobody signed a contract to be lectured by a crazy vegan,haha.
@aporue 589
not a vegan but you chose to watch her videos
Yeah and I'm pretty sure all humans didn't sign a contract to die either.......it'd be kinda sad if they did
Same
WHY IS BILLIE IN THE THUMBNAIL (ik shes vegan BUT WHY LMAO ) litterly love her shes such a queen
Daz pulling out the guitar and singing was epic and beautiful
“Is this a joke to you?”
“No I’m hungry”
Every crazy vegan encounter I’ve ever had summed up
YES
This lady is just mocking Christianity and she also acts like that’s the only religion
@Nicholas Seyler exactly
Let's not forget she attacks every group of people
@@Sir-Thrash istg she pisses me off
@@grimrepeatte111 off topic but wow, 8 minutes ago
@Nicholas Seyler she also said that you need to be vegan get to heaven. Not like Jesus him self helped fishermen catch a lot at fish so that their boats could not stay floating...
as a christian, we do not claim her
7:47 ima be vegan 🥒🫛🫑🥦🥬🌿🌱✌️ 13:16 writes a song about meat 🥩 😅
As a Christian, JESUS AIN’T VEGAN, he literally told Moses to tell HIS people to smear GOAT ALL OVER THEIR DOORWAY
Genesis 1:29
As a Christian, he gave humans fish to eat!
Yesssss
Imean god said that to Moses but STILL THE POINT STANDS GOD WASNT VEGAN
Yess thankyou I’m a believer of Jesus and god and this is true ☺️☺️😊
Her: "Jesus doesnt support this"
Me: Uh- excuse you God has told different people in the bible to kill animals as a sacrifice. Jesus also requested meat.
You’re right! We were given dominion over everything. Animals were given for clothing and food! It didn’t happen until Eve ate of the apple! When they had sinned and the answer for sin was death. However, many times God provided meat for people!
And she’s talking about what Jesus and God wants and then she cusses saying it’s a message from God?!?!😇
But Mr. Daz is so funny! 😂😇
@@MrsMnM79 for real about the cursing part. I don’t think it’s horrible if you curse but please don’t do it while preaching God
@@adeleaslan8182 What my parents taught me is that there is a part in the bible that says that if you swear you are calling out for other demonic creature. Ig i could search it up and see where in the bible it is. But in my opinion i dont care if others swear bc i dont control them. They do what they wanna
@@MrsMnM79 I have felt very offended by that Karen since i am very religious and yeah he is quite funny 😂
@@PandaCookieArts I swear and I don’t want to I just had the worst urge too for a long time and it became a habit and I hate that
I love how Daz always still wants to see the good in pepole and still have respect and then not only the vegan teacher but everyone like Kay. Love you Dazz. Keep dazziling!
I watched this while eating a chicken sandwich 😭
“This turkey had a mother and father”
Yeah and they were probably very delicious
😂
😂
I’m dying-
@Madison Blackburn lmao 😂
😂
“Jesus didn’t support this” ummm didn’t he Give like 5000 people fish
yes. yes he did. :)
edit: most likes i’ve gotten on a reply, thanks guys
edit 2. holy- 322 likes, this is almost more likes than on my best comment. thank you so much, 2021 is leaking in from the places where 2020 ended
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He did
that’s true
Yea and he drank milk and ate bread which isn't vegan. That lady is crazy
Juicy Melon Yup, yes, he did.
Vegan ✅
Animal welfare ✅
Supporting veganisum ✅
Forcing people to be vegan NO
Being homophobic and rude to non vegans NO
That vegan teacher NO
(do not take this to offence pls)
i like how daz doesnt spend half of the video saying "like the video" "subscribe" "turn notifications on" he just gets right into it. thank you daz
Daz: "Alright chickens... *fnck* ."
Me: **dying of laughter**
Yes!! I almost peed my pants....
Same
This woman’s logic is messed up.
True
Facs
Yep
Lol shes an actual elementary teacher near my area for some reason
@@emaster8357 wait...what’s she like?
13:15 requesting a full version of this masterpiece
2:51 Daz needs to do this at every farm and encourage all them chickens, imagine the positivity
That vegan teacher: Jesus is *vegan* .
Jesus: *BRING ME ANOTHER GOAT HEAD*
HSHJABISHJIBI
Well said Millie
that part lightened my day.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂🤣🤣😄
Her:Jesus doesn’t support this
Him: GOAT ON THE TABLE
He also ate fish
Jesus cut a sheep in half to handle a settlement
You honestly make me laugh when you got out the guitar and started singing I was bursting out with laughter
STOPP I SPAT ALL OF MY SMOOTHIE ON TOP OF THE SCREEN
I love Daz’s philosophy: “If you’re not hurting anyone or yourself, and it doesn’t negatively affect me, do what you want.”
"YoUr HuRtInG tHe AnIMalS"
He is a better man then most indeed.
I love it
My way of life is to not hear but understand. If this was with everyone there wouldn't be as much suffering
Funny enough that's my philosophy too!
She doesn’t realize this is going to make people hate her more.
@Evan Lu lol is it? Bwahahaha
@Evan Lu hahaha wtf😂😂😂
she does this on purpose for attention
The beginning of this video was funny when Daz was describing the chicken doing it. 😂 She is scarier than a horror movie. If the red flag emoji was a person, it would definitely be her. 🚩😳 I also liked Daz song towards the end, It was actually good
we really need to talk about how daz is amazing at singing
I'm a Christian and everything she said about Jesus is false. No wonder she's hated so much, she's shoving it down people's throats and saying very inappropriate things. Keep up the great work Daz!!
I dont know wat to say but i agree with your comment. But I'm not cristian
😅
@@yourlocalpanpikachu3310 No problem.
@@RedTail94 When she hits the sack shes gonna be calling Jesus, God.
@@reallycold Absolutely!
I'm an Atheist and even I know that everything she says is bs
“ not all vegans are not all preachy morons” this is the single greatest Daz quote
what about JACOB, YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE THE TOMANANANANA IF YOU DONT PUT YOU'RE FUCKIN SEATBELTBEBEBELT ON! YOU'RE GONNA DIEEE
3:16 lmao I can’t stop laughing, daz always makes me laugh, and makes my day so much better
“Jesus ate fish and is seen as completely without sin, suggesting that eating fish is not a sin. The Bible does not explicitly state that Jesus ate any meat other than fish.”
"Jesus doesn't support this."
Um ma'am Jesus and his disciples ate lamb and drank wine on Passover-
Plus Jesus was depicted to always help fishermen- HELPING THEM CATCH MORE FISH- also she said that she's not even a Christian-
@@toyatodoroki1234 Wait, fish arent meat, are they?
@calzr r Some vegans cut out wine/alcohol from their diet, I just thought I should include that lol
@@TrulyABruhMoment no, but fish are animals
@@toyatodoroki1234 Oh i see.
"Jesus doesnt support this"
Also Jesus:
*Wants you to use animals for food*
Jesus:hehe 1 fish go brr
😂😂😂😂😂😂yes
*Click's finger's* Nice 😉.
Wow...
If he didn’t want us too eat them then they wouldn’t taste so good
She is making fun of Jesus
The fact that he just watches in silence and horror at the vegan teacher singing about the devil 😂
As a vegan (due to health), she makes me wish I wasn't-
Fun fact: She was actually a English teacher and would inspect students lunches but later was fired due to people online spamming the school website about her. She also compared BLM (Black lives matter) to veganism. She also said the n word.
She said the n word? So she’s racist to black people(also me)
@@klloverz yup she did there’s a video but when she says it it’s censored and she literally READS the word and says it and acts like it was a mistake lol so stupid of her 🤣
@@Isabel-sr8ep 😂
@@klloverz She also made a video with a doll of a black child where she used the n word for the doll but tried to make it 'positive' by turning each letter in the n word into a new word, so the thing Isabel talked about totally isn't the only case.
@@Isabel-sr8ep yess and when she did read it out loud she really seemed to mock it, there was no, "I'm so sorry I used that word!" kind of authentic reaction, it was a mocking sounding, "oh no my video is totally going to be banned!" thing. ugh
Jesus: *makes fish for thousands of people*
Vegan teacher: "imma pretend I didnt see that"
😂
I lost it when Daz got out the guitar singing his i love chicken song :D hahahah
i had a teacher that was vegan and she did not pressure us into being vegan and she did not try to scare us by saying: if you don't want to go to hell then be vegan. Like what the hell she is more of a vegan karen then a vegan teacher.
Vegan Teacher: So I asked my husband-
Daz: You have a husband!?
I was surprised too
@@Ragnell_blade same-
I feel bad for her husband
Her husband is probably a tree
@@bit3338 hes probably forced to be vegan aswell
The worst part about her “talking to god” is that she’s an atheist
I didn’t expect many like, thank you guys
Really???
And she is cussing to god lmao she said "what the fuck am i supposed to do?"
@@reny_b296 yep
and in the Bible they eat freaking meat so....yea. plus we were meant to eat animals as well as plants also biblical so i dont get this crazy nut job chick.
1 Corinthians 10:25
"Eat whatever is sold in the meat market without raising any question on the ground of conscience." this lady obviously knows exactly what she's talking about haha
She is murdering my brain cells 😭
WhEn I’M iN tHe KItHEN aLl I WaNt Is ChIkEn😂😂😂 had me on the floor crying 13:25
I know I spelt wrong
I believe the bad spelling was on purpose. But whatever it ain't gonna kill someone
Daz: “I wish someone would forcefully impregnate me 😒”
Everyone: AyO
I literally just sat there like.. 😳... same
I’m like hold up
samw
Right here
😏
This woman is forcing her dog to eat veggies! She should be forced to eat meat and see what it's like!
Fam ppl saw her eating McDonalds
Facts💖💖💖
So true
Bro that shits wrong that should be animal cruelty
Aren’t they omnivores so they can eat meat and plants
6:04 SToP WhAt ThE hElL iS iN your AsS story:7 weeks ago I was diagnosed with severe hives and I'm better now but when I laugh my hip hurts and I was actually peeing my pants😂😂😂
TheVeganTeacher needs to stop eating veg and fruit as it kills the plants 😂😂😂
UNDERATED COMMENT 😂
This woman is honestly is the only joke around here 😂 she doesn’t realise what she’s doing
😂😂😂
Lol
the fact that i know her...
@@brittanyhall1456 sure you do
Besides Zoe Laverne, and also, we share the same last name
The fact that she is using religion to persuade people into her cult is crazy
Beliefs are like dicks. Some ppl have EM and some don’t. But the problem starts when you try to SHOVE THAT SHIT DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT-
@@flattykawa8475 Okay that made me snort xD
@@flattykawa8475 ok that's actually a great interpretation
@@flattykawa8475 This is a brilliant analogy.
@@flattykawa8475 yeah I’m religious and I completely agree you should never go shoving your religions into peoples faces
Why was his singing good? 😂😂
I absolutely LOOOVE how I'm watching daz react to this, and I get an add for Omaha Steaks 🤣🤣🤣
“It's a chicken, chickens don't have hands. They can't write”
Me: Damn straight
DaMn facTs
Ah yes. The floor here is made of floor
LGBTQ+ people: fuck you just say to me?
@@imawesomeyournot5514 I was just agreeing with him
That’s some Big Mac fax
2019: let’s eat tide pods
Day 2020: let’s eat instruments
2021: Lets eat covid
@@awsomestuff7128 LMAO 😂
2020 is done 😎
My profile picture is the culprit
@@awsomestuff7128 lmao I’m done 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What a nice criticism, daz!
When ur teachers give you tons of homework 13:20
She has literally said "it doesn't matter if you have an eating disorder, be vegan." As a person who has suffered with an ED, changing your diet while in recovery will lead to huge setbacks and relapses. The amount of disrespectful and things she has said towards people who have valid reasons for not being vegan just proves that she literally cares more about animals than other human beings.
Exactly and some people have iron deficiencies so they need the high amounts of iron in meat
Exactly, to be fair I’ve always wanted to go vegetarian but I can’t as I have a very small amount of food that I eat so if I become vegetarian I’d probably starve
Exactly! And yet she calls us the faces of evil. 😒
@@Moon_Biatch I can believe that considering how she treats her dog.
Her calling herself a "teacher" when she doesn't know anything. I don't know much of eating disorders but I do understand to bring yourself to health you eat meat. My friend is vegan and even she hates the vegan teacher.
She's actually a teacher daz. It makes everything worse.
correction: she WAS a teacher until she got fired
wait she actually teaches children how old are the class she teaches
her names miss kadie or Katie forgot which one and its primary school so elementary or middle school I think.
@@noseynala oh well sorry for the mistake. Still the same thing he didn't know she was a real teacher so no need to get chapped
WhEn ThE bElL rInGs I cAn BrEaTh InNnN Wh- WhEn ThE bElL rInGs I cAn BrEaTh OuTtTtTtT
7:34 lmao!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂the look on your face dude 🤣 😂 😂😂😂
Daz literally makes all of my days wonderful he is just so funny