DAZ WATCHES HOW TO SNEAK FOOD ON A PLANE

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @thebassist7819
    @thebassist7819 3 года назад +4923

    Daz embraced his inner Gordon Ramsey:
    “That’s fucking Fanta!!!!!!!!!”
    “Where’s the lamb sauceeeee!!!”

    • @ZkullBoy
      @ZkullBoy 3 года назад +38

      4:20

    • @theundertaker9298
      @theundertaker9298 3 года назад +46

      THATS F*CKING RAW!!!!!

    • @allftw2677
      @allftw2677 3 года назад +35

      @@theundertaker9298 "YOU F*CKING DONKEY" ,"OH DEAR , OH DEAR GORGEOUS".

    • @Jay3ro
      @Jay3ro 3 года назад +6

      @@ZkullBoy perfect number 👌

    • @smigster1059
      @smigster1059 3 года назад +2

      I

  • @lazx2716
    @lazx2716 4 года назад +1190

    The disbelief in DAZ's face throughout the whole thing was hilarious. The sh*t he saw LMAO

  • @legen762
    @legen762 4 года назад +2571

    Imagine being an airport security guy and finding a guy in a bag holding snickers and the woman with a soda neck pillow

    • @olivia9178
      @olivia9178 4 года назад +27

      Chr1z I WLD PISS MYSEKF

    • @legen762
      @legen762 4 года назад +9

      @@olivia9178 hahaha

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 4 года назад +4

      @@olivia9178 yikes

    • @No-zj7dx
      @No-zj7dx 4 года назад +26

      That'd be funny as hell, as long as I know he was intentionally in that bag with that snickers bar. 😂
      But if not...
      Ma'am, why's there a man in your suitcase? 🧐

    • @legen762
      @legen762 4 года назад

      @@No-zj7dx lol imagine

  • @pkcell6409
    @pkcell6409 Год назад +540

    4:21 Lady: PoUr CoKe InTo OnE cOnTaInEr
    Daz: THAT’S F**KING FANTA!
    Best part

  • @lucaaus1734
    @lucaaus1734 4 года назад +3232

    “Just ignoring the casual human trafficking here” 😂

    • @bertez5501
      @bertez5501 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sophieseligman1025
      @sophieseligman1025 4 года назад +3

      😝😂😂😂

    • @notganzo137
      @notganzo137 4 года назад +3

      No one going to talk about his FORNITE icon

    • @kenziegray7764
      @kenziegray7764 4 года назад +11

      oh my god. when i saw the person sitting there i was like “so nobody gonna talk about the human body just sitting in a suitcase? LIKE THAT’S NORMAL”

    • @lucaaus1734
      @lucaaus1734 4 года назад +1

      @@kenziegray7764 ahahah

  • @jddaw7058
    @jddaw7058 3 года назад +3124

    The way daz said it is fucking Fanta sounded like Gordon Ramsey

    • @jakeolson5132
      @jakeolson5132 3 года назад +23

      I thought the exact same

    • @avaaadaegeee
      @avaaadaegeee 3 года назад +4

      Yeah!! Hehe! My friends mom was on a cruise ship once.

    • @Dmazza99
      @Dmazza99 3 года назад +5

      Sounded like GradeAUnderA

    • @rachaelparr5405
      @rachaelparr5405 3 года назад +4

      daz's way for wheres the lamb sauce

    • @bmp3364
      @bmp3364 3 года назад +4

      @@avaaadaegeee nobody asked or cares so shut up

  • @apexpredator4666
    @apexpredator4666 2 года назад +2079

    Daz officially owns the phrase “ThAts fucKInG FaNtA!”

  • @lily_spamx2419
    @lily_spamx2419 2 года назад +1484

    Video - doughnuts on your head
    Daz - NO
    Video - soda in a pillow
    Daz - WHAT

    • @TylerPCoyne
      @TylerPCoyne 2 года назад +49

      Video - and a hungry pirate
      Daz - he is gonna get on a plane with an edible hook, AND AN OREO EYEPATCH!

    • @sophiethetabby
      @sophiethetabby 2 года назад +31

      @@TylerPCoyne I can’t, I can’t, already I’m two seconds in, I’m gonna kill myself.

    • @Evlemustdle
      @Evlemustdle Год назад +7

      @@sophiethetabby - daz 2020 (ik im late and I’m coming from 2023)

    • @sophiethetabby
      @sophiethetabby Год назад +4

      @@Evlemustdle it’s alright lol

    • @yamama-fb2vf
      @yamama-fb2vf Год назад +2

      ​@@sophiethetabbyHELP I ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED OVER A FEW WORDS AND THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING SERIOUS

  • @ameliekaiser
    @ameliekaiser 4 года назад +807

    "can you stop being an idiot, love?"
    How to be angry in british way💙

    • @emilylololololol
      @emilylololololol 4 года назад +16

      Stop irritating me *dear*

    • @princesskennymccormick4097
      @princesskennymccormick4097 4 года назад +6

      Yayy more Britishhhh! I'd say it this way though, "Please, honey, darling, dollface, love, you either back of or I will find a way to make you bloody leave me alone hon ^~^"

    • @flowerbby_
      @flowerbby_ 3 года назад

      @@princesskennymccormick4097 never heard anyone here say “hon” or “dollface”

    • @Hi-im-alex-y9c
      @Hi-im-alex-y9c 4 месяца назад

      @@flowerbby_I've heard hon but not dollface

  • @nebulaplayz7742
    @nebulaplayz7742 3 года назад +175

    4:22 ThAt'S fUcKiNg FaNtAa!! I hecking died...

  • @sebgreaves7520
    @sebgreaves7520 4 года назад +346

    ‘TROOM TROOM? MORE LIKE BOOM BOOM!’ Daz is the best 😂😂

    • @sonniesiekbert5694
      @sonniesiekbert5694 4 года назад +1

      I agree 😂🤗🥰

    • @alicequeenofmadness9995
      @alicequeenofmadness9995 4 года назад +1

      I agree as well:)

    • @Zackislivid
      @Zackislivid 3 года назад

      u stole my comment btw

    • @sebgreaves7520
      @sebgreaves7520 3 года назад

      @@Zackislivid no i didn't copy you, i copied what Daz had said that's the point of the comment, to pick apart something he'd said. ur comments not even near the top and I've just looked through and i cant see it soo... just because we've both used the same quote doesn't mean i copied u smh + i posted this 5 months ago how r u only seeing this now 😂

    • @Zackislivid
      @Zackislivid 3 года назад

      @@sebgreaves7520 idk

  • @northerngoth13
    @northerngoth13 2 года назад +154

    6:06 - can see Daz go through all the stages of grief 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xitsjbx3502
    @xitsjbx3502 3 года назад +10007

    “Then pour the Coke”
    Daz- THATS FUCKING FANTA
    Shits had me dying 😂😂

    • @50mrpickle43
      @50mrpickle43 3 года назад +35

      Me too

    • @jumpierfriend8724
      @jumpierfriend8724 3 года назад +45

      i know it was making me die of laughter

    • @Danny____22
      @Danny____22 3 года назад +50

      I made a mistake at watching this at 5am

    • @SgtPenguinYT
      @SgtPenguinYT 3 года назад +22

      Yeah. It is not even Fanta. It is orange juice

    • @urnan750
      @urnan750 3 года назад +10

      Its funny

  • @jacobremillard
    @jacobremillard 4 года назад +3556

    “Everyone has a secret in their suitcase.” Yeah, I saw the fully grown person you stuffed in there.

    • @createsthings_
      @createsthings_ 4 года назад +57

      he just casually kicks the bag with the person in there

    • @Death-is-here21
      @Death-is-here21 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @springlockticeye9941
      @springlockticeye9941 4 года назад +24

      "troom troom.. you may as well change it to BOOM BOOM"

    • @melanieplays0603
      @melanieplays0603 4 года назад +4

      @@springlockticeye9941 wow :0

    • @K1ng0_ytb
      @K1ng0_ytb 4 года назад +5

      I hate how after it showed the man it said "no food on the plane

  • @dokxyt3665
    @dokxyt3665 4 года назад +1583

    "they have 20 million subscribers for being idiots"
    Quote daz
    I mean... Thats how it works

    • @nader914
      @nader914 4 года назад +20

      I want to know who the literal fūçk subs to these idiots besides little kids!

    • @slowcosmic6176
      @slowcosmic6176 4 года назад +10

      That isnt how it works

    • @Nizzare
      @Nizzare 4 года назад +9

      Arent they one if those channels that have bot subs and are employed by yt

    • @tundra3693
      @tundra3693 4 года назад +5

      Exactly, the Paul’s for example 😂

    • @kiaracosio190
      @kiaracosio190 3 года назад +4

      I thought the world was getting smarter, honestly.

  • @lily_spamx2419
    @lily_spamx2419 2 года назад +503

    'I'm 2 seconds in and I already wanna k*ll myself' daz quote of the year

    • @Hyssopo
      @Hyssopo 2 года назад +9

      Timestamp 'cause I can't stop laughing about it: 1:39

    • @BomaineBempire
      @BomaineBempire 7 месяцев назад +5

      Me at school:

    • @SeanPulford
      @SeanPulford 5 месяцев назад +2

      Well it’s fucking Fanta.meanwhile a man is in a suitcase holding snickers

  • @v1x3n44
    @v1x3n44 3 года назад +3742

    Daz is like the only RUclipsr who would never get “canceled”

    • @annxvedits8730
      @annxvedits8730 3 года назад +31

      agreed

    • @diisna.w
      @diisna.w 3 года назад +16

      Fr

    • @megan_cheeseburger5086
      @megan_cheeseburger5086 3 года назад +7

      @Ashley Alian ...how?

    • @megan_cheeseburger5086
      @megan_cheeseburger5086 3 года назад +47

      @Ashley Alian ohh that was a few years ago. I think he was just uneducated. Hopefully he understands it now. Plus, he's only human.

    • @1mmarker
      @1mmarker 3 года назад +37

      @@megan_cheeseburger5086 it’s not uneducated he was right

  • @wolveon-4310
    @wolveon-4310 4 года назад +2302

    Daz: “BUT WHO BRINGS A *MOP* INTO A PLANE?”
    *Levi Ackerman has entered the chat*

    • @vaughn8497
      @vaughn8497 4 года назад +33

      wait i’m confused there were planes in AOT?

    • @wolveon-4310
      @wolveon-4310 4 года назад +45

      VJ’s Gaming YT no noo it’s just a joke that came into my head like i imagined if Levi where to live in our world he definitely would bring a mop to a plane🤣

    • @vaughn8497
      @vaughn8497 4 года назад +17

      Wolveon - ohh hahaha lmao
      i can imagine that 😂

    • @domi-d5f
      @domi-d5f 4 года назад +14

      @@vaughn8497 cuz Levi's a clean freak, lol

    • @Mini-hl3sr
      @Mini-hl3sr 4 года назад +8

      GHAHWH YES

  • @arthasmenethil9957
    @arthasmenethil9957 4 года назад +2073

    Because if anyone can take a joke, its a TSA Officer.

    • @valwilke5302
      @valwilke5302 4 года назад +9

      Bahahaha ya

    • @joshuacornell9821
      @joshuacornell9821 4 года назад +27

      Or my mum when I was born

    • @feilefa
      @feilefa 4 года назад +9

      Clip Central oof my dude

    • @TeylaD.N
      @TeylaD.N 4 года назад +7

      @@joshuacornell9821 damn

    • @qria4515
      @qria4515 4 года назад +3

      Clip Central Same

  • @taylorrose2045
    @taylorrose2045 2 года назад +248

    Daz:I've been all around the world.
    Dazzlers:Prove it!
    Daz:*gets his friend to join him on an island survival adventure in Malaysia for a week.*

  • @Illzbury_dopeboy
    @Illzbury_dopeboy 3 года назад +7647

    My dad literally went on to our plane with a whole roasted chicken lol

  • @ellieofficialbae6137
    @ellieofficialbae6137 4 года назад +991

    “She sounds like she is the voice actor for all the my little poneys”🤣🤣

    • @yomommasofatthanoshadtosna3479
      @yomommasofatthanoshadtosna3479 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @rich.5496
      @rich.5496 4 года назад +10

      Sorry to tell you this man, but it pony not poney

    • @tiff6887
      @tiff6887 4 года назад +1

      WorldRich that might be the British spelling chill

    • @cronaamia6743
      @cronaamia6743 4 года назад +1

      @@tiff6887 it isn't, they just misspelt xD

    • @uhhii2505
      @uhhii2505 4 года назад +6

      WorldRich actually it’s ponies 😂😂

  • @camerondoffer5875
    @camerondoffer5875 4 года назад +15946

    I feel like Daz is probably the only person on RUclips with common sense.

  • @lolineko2083
    @lolineko2083 9 месяцев назад +20

    "THAT'S FUCKING FANTA!"
    This lives in my head rent free 😂😂

  • @vector4547
    @vector4547 3 года назад +2185

    life hacks: "Then poor the coke-"
    Daz: "THATS FUCKING FANTA!"

  • @jamiecollins9231
    @jamiecollins9231 4 года назад +8203

    4:21
    “THATS F*CKING FANTA”
    U cant tell me he doesn’t sound like Gordon Ramsey
    Edit:
    Thanks for all the likes lads

  • @دانه-الحوشان
    @دانه-الحوشان 4 года назад +737

    tomorrow at Fox News
    “a guy tried to sneak drugs in a neck pillow”
    After tomorrow at CNN news
    “It has been proved that the channel troom troom is owned by a drug dealer”
    I’ll be waiting for that

  • @sybillsights
    @sybillsights Год назад +40

    "Troom Troom, you may as well change the channel to Boom Boom 'cause that's what you're enabling" LMFAO

  • @rubeemccloud4063
    @rubeemccloud4063 3 года назад +550

    “Is that gingerbread dough or dog shit?” I’m dead

  • @samanthablaw6717
    @samanthablaw6717 4 года назад +3107

    “THATS F-ING FANTA” is the funniest thing

  • @olivija_m
    @olivija_m 3 года назад +2662

    Daz: “Can Lucy please come to the flight attendance room, put your f***ing ice cream down” 😂😂😂

  • @lorraineandrews4550
    @lorraineandrews4550 Год назад +25

    daz is the only RUclipsr that has real sense

  • @dylan3647
    @dylan3647 4 года назад +6597

    I feel like at this point we as humans are just evolving backwards

    • @Ladycj_
      @Ladycj_ 4 года назад +138

      So devolving ?

    • @dylan3647
      @dylan3647 4 года назад +37

      Tilly-Rae _YT yeah

    • @joegunner1247
      @joegunner1247 4 года назад +15

      Yes

    • @jennam4448
      @jennam4448 4 года назад +111

      honestly the more we progress with technology and science the more we regress with common sense and street smarts.

    • @mqnkxy989
      @mqnkxy989 4 года назад +13

      Jenna M yep

  • @hoxton9491
    @hoxton9491 4 года назад +395

    When he said “your helping terrorists” that was SO accurate

    • @Eff-n4j
      @Eff-n4j 4 года назад +3

      Wth is up with the replies

    • @ragnarokgamez8605
      @ragnarokgamez8605 4 года назад +1

      bruh these replies are nasty

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 4 года назад

      RagnarokGamez
      Porn bots? Just report them.

    • @ayevri
      @ayevri 4 года назад

      Shame your spelling isnt.

    • @930carter
      @930carter 4 года назад

      I just thought it was convenient that they released this video around the time of 9/11 memorial 😳

  • @matisonwalsh7661
    @matisonwalsh7661 4 года назад +395

    “I just built up my body by twerking”
    Girl I-

    • @astrudell
      @astrudell 4 года назад +12

      So I saw this a few seconds before it happened,and I was screaming

    • @darthbob8428
      @darthbob8428 4 года назад +16

      Great for a kids channel

    • @alexserrano4021
      @alexserrano4021 4 года назад

      I would do I LOKW YA CUT G to her 10000000000000 times lol

    • @shadowstep66
      @shadowstep66 3 года назад +1

      I thought this was a kids show

  • @delainemckay1341
    @delainemckay1341 Месяц назад +6

    4:21 😂😂😂 love it

  • @moonshune
    @moonshune 4 года назад +469

    Food: *exists*
    Troom troom: “see I pulled a sneaky on ya”

    • @atsukokagari_
      @atsukokagari_ 4 года назад

      @Diet Coke With Bacon i love your name but i can't help thinking of eddsworld lmfao

  • @xliltiax7939
    @xliltiax7939 4 года назад +2100

    “These people have 2 awards for helping terrorists”
    I choked-

    • @dec9705
      @dec9705 4 года назад +2

      I ᴋɴᴏᴡ 99% ᴏғ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡᴏɴᴛ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴜᴛ 𝑖 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑖𝑐ℎ 💖
      (🥇ᔕᑌᗷᗷIᑎᘜ ᗩᑎᗪ 𝑔𝑖𝑓𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑠𝑢𝑏𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒💫

    • @jgd5ygdyhcr6
      @jgd5ygdyhcr6 4 года назад +2

      I'm sure they've got many awards from isis

    • @tobiasa9071
      @tobiasa9071 4 года назад +1

      @Diet Coke With Bacon All hail mother russia

    • @lululouise4727
      @lululouise4727 4 года назад +1

      Omg I loved this

    • @jacobgarrison3409
      @jacobgarrison3409 4 года назад

      Drake kissed trump bruh look ruclips.net/video/AWDLtjChmQQ/видео.html

  • @spedslowed_haru
    @spedslowed_haru 4 года назад +653

    Duty free: *exists*
    Troom troom: I'm gonna pretend like I didn't see that.

    • @emilygay6714
      @emilygay6714 4 года назад +1

      OMG 😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @blood_talon616
      @blood_talon616 3 года назад

      666 likes now hehe

  • @SamueleumaS2
    @SamueleumaS2 2 года назад +58

    Woman who drinks helium balloons: I've just built up my body by twerking
    Guy behind her: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

  • @garyaimson367
    @garyaimson367 4 года назад +5970

    The fact I’m not 200 years late to this is a miracle

  • @mrdutygio7731
    @mrdutygio7731 4 года назад +737

    "First pour coke in to the tube"
    Daz: That's Fawking Fanta

  • @thefudanshikye5012
    @thefudanshikye5012 3 года назад +1033

    Daz: *Stares intensively at the screen* "BUT WHO BRINGS A MOP ONTO A PLANE?!?!"
    Me: *Dies from laughter*
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @DarthCutup_the_Memer
    @DarthCutup_the_Memer 2 года назад +9

    8:33 "You could probably order that child"
    Oh no.....
    Daz: "And have them bring it to you."
    Phew.

  • @danellaswinnerton3635
    @danellaswinnerton3635 3 года назад +1761

    “They have 20 million subscribers...”
    “For being absolute idiots-“

  • @okay5702
    @okay5702 3 года назад +1035

    4:21
    Lady: Pour coke into one container.
    Daz: “pauses video”
    Also Daz: THATS F**KING FANTA!
    This gets me all the time

  • @lorisfarringtonphotography
    @lorisfarringtonphotography 3 года назад +961

    “This isn’t a life hack for people who want to eat a snickers on the flight! You’re helping ISIS!”
    Got me good.

    • @thaliacrafts407
      @thaliacrafts407 2 года назад +16

      Even ISIS aren't themselves when they're hungry

    • @microwave856
      @microwave856 2 года назад +16

      And “Why is your name Troom Troom? Change it to Boom Boom because that’s what you’re promoting!”

    • @David_R14_real
      @David_R14_real 2 года назад +2

      @@microwave856 LMAO

    • @hot_cash
      @hot_cash 2 года назад

      “THEY HAVE TWO AWARDS FOR HELPING TERRORISTS!?”

    • @lxlxlx212
      @lxlxlx212 2 года назад +2

      @@thaliacrafts407 omg can I just thank you for this comment. You cured my depression 💀

  • @charlie1486
    @charlie1486 7 месяцев назад +5

    From 9:15 to 9:50 you can see Daz is truly intimidated by the possibility of C4 being smuggled into Airports that resembles dough, my man went from Jokey youtuber to Counter Terrorism Agent in less than a minute!

  • @bethanymckenzie7470
    @bethanymckenzie7470 4 года назад +123

    Now this is why security is extremely important and strict.

  • @alannamoran5470
    @alannamoran5470 4 года назад +582

    Troom: Coke
    Daz: Fanta
    Me: I thought it was orange juice....

    • @NeonBlueLight
      @NeonBlueLight 4 года назад +10

      Eh, European fanta is practically carbonated orange juice (in a good way).

    • @Sophs06
      @Sophs06 4 года назад +4

      @@NeonBlueLight fun facts

    • @Bunny_Babe967
      @Bunny_Babe967 4 года назад

      @Izzy Scothern-Jones why mango, i didn't know that even existed

    • @Bunny_Babe967
      @Bunny_Babe967 4 года назад

      @@defintelynoteli2922 i'm american, what the hell is rubecon. not being mean, just confused

    • @Bunny_Babe967
      @Bunny_Babe967 4 года назад

      @@defintelynoteli2922 i will, thanks for the recommendation

  • @liam-ju6gj
    @liam-ju6gj 4 года назад +589

    Women:I built my arse up by twerking
    Daz:*looks like a disappointed mother*

    • @kanalevegas-vienna2980
      @kanalevegas-vienna2980 4 года назад +16

      My nigga wasn’t even twerking she was jumping up and down

    • @emilydebridge7145
      @emilydebridge7145 4 года назад +7

      @@kanalevegas-vienna2980 ummmmm you are black right? Because otherwise, DONT SAY THE N WORD!!!!

    • @minaistiredbtw
      @minaistiredbtw 4 года назад +5

      @@kanalevegas-vienna2980 FR 💀

    • @lxlly4676
      @lxlly4676 4 года назад +4

      @@kanalevegas-vienna2980 bruh is you even black 💀

    • @kanalevegas-vienna2980
      @kanalevegas-vienna2980 4 года назад +8

      Yes I am black

  • @troy.bradshaw
    @troy.bradshaw Год назад +7

    "BOOM BOOM COZ THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ENABLING" I can't cope so funny

  • @Lauren-iu6yf
    @Lauren-iu6yf 4 года назад +451

    Daz: exists
    Camera: Lemme focus on that mic real quick

    • @jazzyj2473
      @jazzyj2473 4 года назад

      Your likes are wrong, it's meant to be 21

    • @roealle9861
      @roealle9861 4 года назад +2

      Please say you checked your quality on the video and cleaned your screen and it never made a difference

    • @Lauren-iu6yf
      @Lauren-iu6yf 4 года назад +4

      @@roealle9861 Yeah I checked the quality, cleaned my screen and refreshed the page😂😂

    • @jivtube
      @jivtube 4 года назад +1

      yea i cleaned my screen and refreshed too lmao

    • @zaiyndez
      @zaiyndez 4 года назад +2

      How that you have pointed it out I can't unsee it 🙃

  • @raidenriot
    @raidenriot 4 года назад +840

    “THATS FUCKING FANTA”
    I LOST IT 😂 Idk why I found that so funny!

  • @SMB-i8j
    @SMB-i8j 3 года назад +2338

    "She sounds like she's the voice actor for all the my little ponies"

  • @D4V1D_DA_MONKY
    @D4V1D_DA_MONKY 2 года назад +3

    i lovve how daz has that power when he speaks example "THATS F#CKING FANTA

  • @haze2370
    @haze2370 4 года назад +1660

    “My bUtTs bIG bEaCaUsE iV BEeN TwErkIng”
    Me: I’m sorry this is FOR KIDS!?!

    • @biketrailsandfails7831
      @biketrailsandfails7831 4 года назад +36

      Where’d they get that idea cuties? There are a lot of laws in physics but I’m pretty sure that ‘twerking makes your arse cheeks blow up like like balloons’ isn’t one of them! 😂

    • @jacuzzikrab
      @jacuzzikrab 4 года назад +13

      well I mean this certainly isn't for adults so...

    • @nathanlong1194
      @nathanlong1194 4 года назад +1

      Spelling 100 *but*

    • @haze2370
      @haze2370 4 года назад +2

      lethel pine hehe

    • @fadetylerr7457
      @fadetylerr7457 4 года назад +2

      You must be a child because you don’t know how to spell BUTT

  • @DollaDameOfficial
    @DollaDameOfficial 4 года назад +383

    “I just built my body with twerking” *me dies*
    No one
    Not a single soul
    Daz” YOU MAY AS WELL NAME IT AS BOOM BOOM”
    I appreciate all the likes thank you evreyone

    • @samuelabrahaley2112
      @samuelabrahaley2112 4 года назад +4

      Daz hates your comment.

    • @jagaurs3539
      @jagaurs3539 4 года назад +1

      @@samuelabrahaley2112shut up

    • @jagaurs3539
      @jagaurs3539 4 года назад +1

      @Watch Full Movies In HD Click Here shut up

    • @Iamsamyjr
      @Iamsamyjr 4 года назад +1

      @@jagaurs3539 its true daz hates that comment and also shut up

    • @DollaDameOfficial
      @DollaDameOfficial 4 года назад

      iSamyYT do u want me to take it down?

  • @ashkarkee6095
    @ashkarkee6095 3 года назад +3678

    Daz: "THATS FUCKING FANTA"
    My system: *you no longer have the ability to breathe*

    • @Death_korps_Kriegsman
      @Death_korps_Kriegsman 3 года назад +23

      Aka covid

    • @Ashley-ct8jh
      @Ashley-ct8jh 2 года назад +11

      😭😭😭😭😭this

    • @pinkuran.
      @pinkuran. 2 года назад +11

      FRR IM ROLLING

    • @michaelmoran6968
      @michaelmoran6968 2 года назад +6

      Me the whole video:

    • @jojoyayathereal
      @jojoyayathereal 2 года назад +3

      1. You can order food waiting for the plane and have solid food before going on the plane and on a plane And also you cannot bring pins a lighter dishwasher or liquid on a plane plus you are helping Is is.

  • @Dw7345-1
    @Dw7345-1 Месяц назад +2

    4:24 the amount of memes I’ve seen is so funny 😂😂😂

  • @loving9280
    @loving9280 3 года назад +563

    4:20 “😀Poor coke in one container” Daz: “ THATS FXCKING FANTA”

  • @amelonnamedkate1400
    @amelonnamedkate1400 4 года назад +1990

    “Cut open a memory foam pillow”
    Terrorists: “Write that down”

  • @stevedoezgaming4891
    @stevedoezgaming4891 3 года назад +107

    6:06 you can see the emotions melt off his face after seeing this

  • @angelmckay
    @angelmckay Месяц назад +1

    7:03 ‘out the fucking ice cream down’ GOT ME DYING😭😭

  • @zeearts9484
    @zeearts9484 4 года назад +587

    **Troom Troom explaining how to sneak things on the plane**
    Hijackers: Write that down, write that down!

    • @dxstealvesu
      @dxstealvesu 4 года назад +7

      Damnnnn How’d ya know 😔💅

    • @samd5843
      @samd5843 4 года назад +5

      @@dxstealvesu D:

    • @imjose8503
      @imjose8503 4 года назад

      اكتب هذا الحق you mean

    • @0yq
      @0yq 4 года назад

      Mhm 😉

    • @dec9705
      @dec9705 4 года назад +1

      I ᴋɴᴏᴡ 99% ᴏғ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡᴏɴᴛ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴜᴛ 𝑖 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑖𝑐ℎ 💖
      (🥇ᔕᑌᗷᗷIᑎᘜ ᗩᑎᗪ 𝑔𝑖𝑓𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑠𝑢𝑏𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒💫

  • @james06598
    @james06598 4 года назад +212

    Whoever did the interior design for that airport needs to be sacked. It’s hideous.

    • @jacobgarrison3409
      @jacobgarrison3409 4 года назад

      Drake kissed trump bruh look ruclips.net/video/AWDLtjChmQQ/видео.html

    • @dinalloyd6886
      @dinalloyd6886 4 года назад

      @@jacobgarrison3409 I'm abt to be Rick rolled but whatever

  • @lelzguy2169
    @lelzguy2169 4 года назад +722

    Plane food “School dinner of the sky”

    • @Chuunchunmaru
      @Chuunchunmaru 4 года назад +14

      Compared to plane food, my school's food taste like it came from a 5-star restaurant.

    • @bigmanyoshi
      @bigmanyoshi 4 года назад +3

      Shark -5

    • @seungjunbaek1494
      @seungjunbaek1494 4 года назад +6

      I dont know which airplanes yall fly on, but the ones I go on have actually good food...

    • @saudamer5614
      @saudamer5614 4 года назад +2

      I didnt eat anything for 7 hours because they gave me a salad sandwich

    • @r.a.o.h.
      @r.a.o.h. 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha😂 yessssssss

  • @mpa-vr
    @mpa-vr 4 месяца назад +2

    7:02 I LAUGHED FOR A MINUTE STRAIGHT 😭😭😭😭😭
    8:40 LOLOLOLOL

  • @powerman9923
    @powerman9923 4 года назад +199

    Daz: “Troom Troom”
    Og fans: “That’s a name that i havent heard in centuries”

    • @awsomboy123
      @awsomboy123 4 года назад +7

      Power man 8 months aint og. I still remember the closet

    • @TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast
      @TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast 4 года назад +1

      @@awsomboy123 Yeah. With all the clothes in the background.

    • @awsomboy123
      @awsomboy123 4 года назад +3

      TheLegoPotterFan i still miss it. He should troll us by having it as a green screen background at some point

    • @TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast
      @TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast 4 года назад +1

      @@awsomboy123 That would be great and a bit nostalgic.

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 4 года назад +1

      @@awsomboy123 lol same

  • @thatgirl1193
    @thatgirl1193 3 года назад +407

    ✨Im TwO sEcOnDz In AnD i AlReAdY wAnT tO kIlL mYsElF✨
    ✨WeRe JuSt GoNna IgNoRe ThE hUmAn✨
    ✨THATS FUCKING FANTA✨
    OMFG HES A LEGEND 😂😂

    • @mieizou
      @mieizou 3 года назад +3

      BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

    • @wsgtamir3004
      @wsgtamir3004 3 года назад +1

      ew.

    • @islayoung3117
      @islayoung3117 3 года назад

      THATS FUCKING FANTAH 🤣

    • @CAELUSTHEPLANET
      @CAELUSTHEPLANET 5 месяцев назад

      I can sense the 2021 in this comment

  • @randomdancingmanonthestree8311
    @randomdancingmanonthestree8311 4 года назад +170

    "They've got TWO diamond playbut- THEY'VE GOT TWO! FOR HELPING TERRORIST!"

  • @scorpiofire1112
    @scorpiofire1112 Месяц назад +2

    4:23 “that’s fucking Fanta” that always makes me laugh out loud.

  • @rebxxei
    @rebxxei 4 года назад +288

    “Just ignoring the casual human trafficking” Got me LMAFO

  • @Zackislivid
    @Zackislivid 4 года назад +464

    "TROOM TROOM?!?!?!?!"
    "MORE LIKE"
    "BOOM BOOM BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOUR ENABALING!!!!!"

  • @riversong4997
    @riversong4997 2 года назад +465

    "Donuts on your head?"
    "NO!"
    "Soda in your pillow?"
    "WHAT?!?"
    LMAO I love Daz so much.

  • @PolishDinoGG
    @PolishDinoGG 2 года назад +9

    1:41 the iconic saying 😂😂

  • @qaurito8081
    @qaurito8081 4 года назад +309

    “Doughnuts on your head?”
    *NO*

  • @willllljd
    @willllljd 4 года назад +84

    11:16 “Seperate the ball”
    daz: *SEPARATE YOUSELF FROM RUclips!*

  • @Hasan-tp7gw
    @Hasan-tp7gw 4 года назад +238

    Daz: “this is for kids”
    The video: “I’ve been learning how to twerk alot”

    • @raptorgorl8807
      @raptorgorl8807 4 года назад +7

      @@sian186 beat me to it

    • @bigmanyoshi
      @bigmanyoshi 4 года назад +4

      Siân exactly what I was thinking

    • @NoOne-fv6yh
      @NoOne-fv6yh 4 года назад +2

      encouraging increase in thots

    • @theneighborskid3179
      @theneighborskid3179 4 года назад

      There's a theory, Troom Troom are the people who got cuties greenlit.

    • @jmicwiggle
      @jmicwiggle 4 года назад +1

      @@sian186 right

  • @Theautisticoptimistic
    @Theautisticoptimistic 3 месяца назад +5

    2:00 he kind of sounds like the cucumber from veggie tales lol

  • @urmomshot4067
    @urmomshot4067 4 года назад +90

    "These people have 2 awards for helping terrorists"
    I actually died 😂😂

  • @WolfSpiritDemon
    @WolfSpiritDemon 4 года назад +729

    TroomTroom: “I just built up my body by twerking”
    Me: “Kill me!”
    RUclips adds: “Corona”
    Well damn!

    • @Ro-qo3pb
      @Ro-qo3pb 4 года назад +7

      THIS IS TO UNDERATED😂😂

    • @CamiloR..
      @CamiloR.. 4 года назад +4

      OMG THATS JUST THE PERFECT TIMING

    • @fear7716
      @fear7716 4 года назад +2

      Don't you just love your life

    • @tomr3499
      @tomr3499 4 года назад +1

      LMMMMAAAOOOO

    • @kaytencelonschek995
      @kaytencelonschek995 4 года назад +1

      I hated that Part tho-

  • @host1le322
    @host1le322 4 года назад +115

    “They just present it too you differently” they bring out some gold fish with some caviar and herbs on top 😂

  • @Defnxthrrxx
    @Defnxthrrxx 2 месяца назад +1

    Daz and Layze are literally the only RUclipsrs with common sense

  • @catsneky
    @catsneky 4 года назад +699

    "Some people. Are. Morons."
    Best quote

  • @lamaaarmy4959
    @lamaaarmy4959 4 года назад +215

    Daz is the best hes litteraly keeping 2020 alive with his humor 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @_Yorkshire_Terrier_
    @_Yorkshire_Terrier_ 4 года назад +659

    "She sounds like the voice actor for all the my little ponies!"
    No, not even the ponies are this squeaky

    • @jamiestanway4530
      @jamiestanway4530 4 года назад +12

      Yes it is killing me. Literally

    • @darkmasterdark8475
      @darkmasterdark8475 4 года назад +7

      I can agree do you remember WOW

    • @capnsprinkles2420
      @capnsprinkles2420 4 года назад +6

      EXACTLY

    • @day.break3r_.
      @day.break3r_. 4 года назад +7

      DABI ❄️🔥

    • @drdespair3651
      @drdespair3651 4 года назад +5

      Sounds more like an annoying narrator for Nick Jr. In fact Troom Troom would be on Nick Jr for how fucking annoying they are!

  • @saratasker2330
    @saratasker2330 Месяц назад +1

    4:18
    "Pour coke into 1 container"
    "THATS F*CKING FANTA I'm glad to see that coke has changed to orange"

  • @createsthings_
    @createsthings_ 4 года назад +1687

    “Donuts in your head?”
    “No!”
    “Soda in your pillow?”
    “WhAt!?”
    “And A hungry pirate”
    “hE iS eAtInG aN eDiBaLe HoOk”

  • @s4rcasm._.783
    @s4rcasm._.783 3 года назад +271

    “Doughnuts on your head!
    -NO
    Soda in a pillow
    -WHAT?!”
    It’s so funny

  • @captraerae
    @captraerae 4 года назад +140

    I’m 6 mins in and all I keep thinking is “oh that’s why the Kardashians look like that! They are sneaking snacks! I get it now!”

  • @Moon-a-Stan-Fan
    @Moon-a-Stan-Fan Год назад +5

    4:21 THIS KILLS ME EVERY TIME 💀💀💀

  • @abigailgoesmoo1689
    @abigailgoesmoo1689 4 года назад +3189

    The woman: “pour coke into the container”
    Daz: “THATS fUcKiNg FANTA”
    😂😂😂😂 what a legend😂😂😂😂 wow thanks for the likes! ❤️❤️

    • @ialex4203
      @ialex4203 4 года назад +23

      Yes 🪱🐛👁🥚👺🦧

    • @user-ct6rk9zq6h
      @user-ct6rk9zq6h 4 года назад +18

      A legend for knowing the difference between 2 drinks. Lol.

    • @picklehunterlaxifi5603
      @picklehunterlaxifi5603 4 года назад +5

      Your copying the top comment , so sad 😞

    • @picklehunterlaxifi5603
      @picklehunterlaxifi5603 4 года назад +6

      @@ialex4203 why are you liking your own comment, so sad 😞

    • @barpol1
      @barpol1 4 года назад +3

      Yeah 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @shay_playz
    @shay_playz 4 года назад +119

    “These people have TWO awards for helping terrorists”
    11:37

  • @charliebear848
    @charliebear848 4 года назад +667

    “They have 20million subscribers by being idiots!”
    LMAOO

    • @kierantierney303
      @kierantierney303 4 года назад +4

      Jake Paul did this too

    • @nonyobuisnessyeet3878
      @nonyobuisnessyeet3878 4 года назад +2

      because they stick donuts up there arse

    • @jagaurs3539
      @jagaurs3539 4 года назад +1

      @@kierantierney303 yep

    • @akkti_
      @akkti_ 4 года назад +1

      daz deserves 20mil

    • @phoebe6533
      @phoebe6533 4 года назад +1

      @@kierantierney303 why r both of them still on youtube? Logan paul films a dead man and shows that he has no respect for people and he's still on this platform and has 20 mil. Daz makes people laugh and has good content but hasn't reach 20 mil. Tf is youtube?

  • @tbaginu7293
    @tbaginu7293 11 месяцев назад +7

    Donuts in your head
    Daz NO
    Soda in your pillow
    Daz WHAT

  • @user-du4wc5te2p
    @user-du4wc5te2p 4 года назад +546

    Waiter: hello chef what would you like to drink
    Gordon Ramsey: could I have a coke please
    Waiter: absolutely
    Waiter: here’s your coke drink chef
    Gordon: 4:22

  • @VanityBubbles89
    @VanityBubbles89 4 года назад +393

    I don’t need to sneak food? WE JUST BRING IT IN A BAG IN BRITAIN LOVE

    • @دانه-الحوشان
      @دانه-الحوشان 4 года назад +11

      If there is water in your suitcase bag, etc it would be confiscated in my country

    • @shottayousaf9326
      @shottayousaf9326 4 года назад

      Yup

    • @maike0597
      @maike0597 4 года назад

      @@دانه-الحوشان I always take food on planes. Never had a problem with that

    • @دانه-الحوشان
      @دانه-الحوشان 4 года назад

      Squishisoo 1 not in my country

    • @maike0597
      @maike0597 4 года назад

      @@دانه-الحوشان where do you live?

  • @sirshanky
    @sirshanky 4 года назад +140

    Finally someone who agrees that these life hacks actually help terrorists more than normal people

    • @tobiasa9071
      @tobiasa9071 4 года назад +3

      They stopped with life hacks ten years ago because they did all life hacks there was.
      What we're watching now is just a recruitment video for up and coming isis members

    • @jacobgarrison3409
      @jacobgarrison3409 4 года назад

      Drake kissed trump bruh look ruclips.net/video/AWDLtjChmQQ/видео.html

    • @whynot_9515
      @whynot_9515 4 года назад +1

      as if actual terrorists would use these lol

  • @Nix-h1f
    @Nix-h1f 2 месяца назад +1

    I love dad and his EXTREMELY GOOD BRITISH ACCENT