DAZ WATCHES HOW TO SNEAK FOOD ON A PLANE
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- Опубликовано: 14 сен 2020
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Daz embraced his inner Gordon Ramsey:
“That’s fucking Fanta!!!!!!!!!”
“Where’s the lamb sauceeeee!!!”
4:20
THATS F*CKING RAW!!!!!
@@theundertaker9298 "YOU F*CKING DONKEY" ,"OH DEAR , OH DEAR GORGEOUS".
@@ZkullBoy perfect number 👌
I
“Just ignoring the casual human trafficking here” 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😝😂😂😂
No one going to talk about his FORNITE icon
oh my god. when i saw the person sitting there i was like “so nobody gonna talk about the human body just sitting in a suitcase? LIKE THAT’S NORMAL”
@@kenziegray7764 ahahah
Video - doughnuts on your head
Daz - NO
Video - soda in a pillow
Daz - WHAT
Video - and a hungry pirate
Daz - he is gonna get on a plane with an edible hook, AND AN OREO EYEPATCH!
@@TylerPCoyne I can’t, I can’t, already I’m two seconds in, I’m gonna kill myself.
@@sophiethetabby - daz 2020 (ik im late and I’m coming from 2023)
@@Dolly_atthedisco it’s alright lol
@@sophiethetabbyHELP I ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED OVER A FEW WORDS AND THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING SERIOUS
4:21 Lady: PoUr CoKe InTo OnE cOnTaInEr
Daz: THAT’S F**KING FANTA!
Best part
Yeah I know right?
The way daz said it is fucking Fanta sounded like Gordon Ramsey
I thought the exact same
Yeah!! Hehe! My friends mom was on a cruise ship once.
Sounded like GradeAUnderA
daz's way for wheres the lamb sauce
@@avaaadaegeee nobody asked or cares so shut up
"can you stop being an idiot, love?"
How to be angry in british way💙
Stop irritating me *dear*
Yayy more Britishhhh! I'd say it this way though, "Please, honey, darling, dollface, love, you either back of or I will find a way to make you bloody leave me alone hon ^~^"
@@princesskennymccormick4097 never heard anyone here say “hon” or “dollface”
"Donuts on your head?"
"NO!"
"Soda in your pillow?"
"WHAT?!?"
LMAO I love Daz so much.
“IM 2 SECONDS IN AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF”
Hèy im in 2024!
Same
2024 TWINSIES!!!!
I'm here in 2024 too :)
'I'm 2 seconds in and I already wanna k*ll myself' daz quote of the year
Timestamp 'cause I can't stop laughing about it: 1:39
Me at school:
The disbelief in DAZ's face throughout the whole thing was hilarious. The sh*t he saw LMAO
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
AHAHA LMAO
“Then pour the Coke”
Daz- THATS FUCKING FANTA
Shits had me dying 😂😂
Me too
i know it was making me die of laughter
I made a mistake at watching this at 5am
Yeah. It is not even Fanta. It is orange juice
Its funny
6:06 - can see Daz go through all the stages of grief 😂😂😂😂😂
Daz:I've been all around the world.
Dazzlers:Prove it!
Daz:*gets his friend to join him on an island survival adventure in Malaysia for a week.*
do you eat poo?
@@donnajohnson7465 no. Not enough calories
@@taylorrose2045?
“She sounds like she is the voice actor for all the my little poneys”🤣🤣
Lmao
Sorry to tell you this man, but it pony not poney
WorldRich that might be the British spelling chill
@@tiff6887 it isn't, they just misspelt xD
WorldRich actually it’s ponies 😂😂
Daz: “BUT WHO BRINGS A *MOP* INTO A PLANE?”
*Levi Ackerman has entered the chat*
wait i’m confused there were planes in AOT?
VJ’s Gaming YT no noo it’s just a joke that came into my head like i imagined if Levi where to live in our world he definitely would bring a mop to a plane🤣
Wolveon - ohh hahaha lmao
i can imagine that 😂
@@vaughn8497 cuz Levi's a clean freak, lol
I’m pleased with the AoT fandom gathered here today
Woman who drinks helium balloons: I've just built up my body by twerking
Guy behind her: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
"Troom Troom, you may as well change the channel to Boom Boom 'cause that's what you're enabling" LMFAO
Nice
**Troom Troom explaining how to sneak things on the plane**
Hijackers: Write that down, write that down!
Damnnnn How’d ya know 😔💅
@@dxstealvesu D:
اكتب هذا الحق you mean
Mhm 😉
I ᴋɴᴏᴡ 99% ᴏғ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡᴏɴᴛ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴜᴛ 𝑖 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑖𝑐ℎ 💖
(🥇ᔕᑌᗷᗷIᑎᘜ ᗩᑎᗪ 𝑔𝑖𝑓𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑠𝑢𝑏𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒💫
“Cut open a memory foam pillow”
Terrorists: “Write that down”
😂😂😂 (btw I love Hajime)
LMFAO
What about drug smugglers
The airplane go
💥BOOM💥
@@tigerslikewater Haha plane go boom
daz is the only RUclipsr that has real sense
"THAT'S FUCKING FANTA!"
This lives in my head rent free 😂😂
"they have 20 million subscribers for being idiots"
Quote daz
I mean... Thats how it works
I want to know who the literal fūçk subs to these idiots besides little kids!
That isnt how it works
Arent they one if those channels that have bot subs and are employed by yt
Exactly, the Paul’s for example 😂
I thought the world was getting smarter, honestly.
“Everyone has a secret in their suitcase.” Yeah, I saw the fully grown person you stuffed in there.
he just casually kicks the bag with the person in there
Lol
"troom troom.. you may as well change it to BOOM BOOM"
@@springlockticeye9941 wow :0
I hate how after it showed the man it said "no food on the plane
Daz's face at 6:09 is literally the face of utter disappointment in humanity
8:33 "You could probably order that child"
Oh no.....
Daz: "And have them bring it to you."
Phew.
Because if anyone can take a joke, its a TSA Officer.
Bahahaha ya
Or my mum when I was born
Clip Central oof my dude
@@joshuacornell9821 damn
Clip Central Same
“They have 20million subscribers by being idiots!”
LMAOO
Jake Paul did this too
because they stick donuts up there arse
@@kierantierney303 yep
daz deserves 20mil
@@kierantierney303 why r both of them still on youtube? Logan paul films a dead man and shows that he has no respect for people and he's still on this platform and has 20 mil. Daz makes people laugh and has good content but hasn't reach 20 mil. Tf is youtube?
“Troom Troom- You May as well name the channel to BOOM BOOM cus thats what you’re enabling” 😭💀
Daz is the only human in the entire world who has the best sense of humour and common sense.
✨Im TwO sEcOnDz In AnD i AlReAdY wAnT tO kIlL mYsElF✨
✨WeRe JuSt GoNna IgNoRe ThE hUmAn✨
✨THATS FUCKING FANTA✨
OMFG HES A LEGEND 😂😂
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
ew.
THATS FUCKING FANTAH 🤣
“They have 20 million subscribers...”
“For being absolute idiots-“
Yeah😂
And helping people sneak bombs onto planes
@@kimtaylor5903 exactly😩
Right lol how does 5 min craft have 70- mill :O om-
@@jefferina784 wait what-
"BOOM BOOM COZ THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ENABLING" I can't cope so funny
Donuts in your head
Daz NO
Soda in your pillow
Daz WHAT
4:21
“THATS F*CKING FANTA”
U cant tell me he doesn’t sound like Gordon Ramsey
Edit:
Thanks for all the likes lads
Lmao
Lol
I died at that part
Holy shit lmfao
Hahahah he does sound like Gordon Ramsay 🤣
life hacks: "Then poor the coke-"
Daz: "THATS FUCKING FANTA!"
*pour
Bruh
True
I nearly died couldent breath 🤣
So we meet again vector
I lost it when he says “you may as well of named the channel boom boom” got me😂
“Poor coke in to the c-“
THATS BLOODY FANTA!!
i died at this point love you daz!😂❤ keep up the good work!!!
“THATS F-ING FANTA” is the funniest thing
Nice pfp ☺️
Ya nice pfp
lov the pfp
Riii and nice pfp
Love your profile pic and same I’m also proud to be a well a lesbian
Food: *exists*
Troom troom: “see I pulled a sneaky on ya”
@Diet Coke With Bacon i love your name but i can't help thinking of eddsworld lmfao
I'd fuckin love it if Daz and Moist Cr1tikal collaborated. The two RUclipsrs with real common sense sharing honest opinions.
4:21 THIS KILLS ME EVERY TIME 💀💀💀
Imagine being an airport security guy and finding a guy in a bag holding snickers and the woman with a soda neck pillow
Chr1z I WLD PISS MYSEKF
@@olivia9178 hahaha
@@olivia9178 yikes
That'd be funny as hell, as long as I know he was intentionally in that bag with that snickers bar. 😂
But if not...
Ma'am, why's there a man in your suitcase? 🧐
@@No-zj7dx lol imagine
“These people have 2 awards for helping terrorists”
I choked-
I ᴋɴᴏᴡ 99% ᴏғ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡᴏɴᴛ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴜᴛ 𝑖 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑖𝑐ℎ 💖
(🥇ᔕᑌᗷᗷIᑎᘜ ᗩᑎᗪ 𝑔𝑖𝑓𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑠𝑢𝑏𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒💫
I'm sure they've got many awards from isis
@Diet Coke With Bacon All hail mother russia
Omg I loved this
Drake kissed trump bruh look ruclips.net/video/AWDLtjChmQQ/видео.html
7:38 bro dazes face💀
Daz is the funniest person on RUclips😂 it’s facts.
When he said “your helping terrorists” that was SO accurate
Wth is up with the replies
bruh these replies are nasty
RagnarokGamez
Porn bots? Just report them.
Shame your spelling isnt.
I just thought it was convenient that they released this video around the time of 9/11 memorial 😳
Whoever did the interior design for that airport needs to be sacked. It’s hideous.
Drake kissed trump bruh look ruclips.net/video/AWDLtjChmQQ/видео.html
@@jacobgarrison3409 I'm abt to be Rick rolled but whatever
i lovve how daz has that power when he speaks example "THATS F#CKING FANTA
1:41 the iconic saying 😂😂
tomorrow at Fox News
“a guy tried to sneak drugs in a neck pillow”
After tomorrow at CNN news
“It has been proved that the channel troom troom is owned by a drug dealer”
I’ll be waiting for that
Human trafficking sneaked a child by putting them under a mop
Emerald Strike lol
Lets wait and see
Other way around but yeah news is dumb 😭
Im waiting for it lol
Daz: “JUST GO TO THE SHOP AND BUY A DOCTORPEPPER"😂😂 I’m laughing so hard
2:49 dAZ iTs FoR kIDs 👹👹
Just joking
Daz officially owns the phrase “ThAts fucKInG FaNtA!”
Yes
The way he says " Fanta"
Fax
No he dosent
Agreed
Daz: “Can Lucy please come to the flight attendance room, put your f***ing ice cream down” 😂😂😂
Legend 😂😂😂
I’m dead
Sh!t had me cracking up🤣🤣🤣
7:02
I love your pfp
“THATS FCKING FANTA!” That got me 🥹😂😭
5:19 pov: ur names fanta
Plane food “School dinner of the sky”
Compared to plane food, my school's food taste like it came from a 5-star restaurant.
Shark -5
I dont know which airplanes yall fly on, but the ones I go on have actually good food...
I didnt eat anything for 7 hours because they gave me a salad sandwich
Hahaha😂 yessssssss
The woman: “pour coke into the container”
Daz: “THATS fUcKiNg FANTA”
😂😂😂😂 what a legend😂😂😂😂 wow thanks for the likes! ❤️❤️
Yes 🪱🐛👁🥚👺🦧
A legend for knowing the difference between 2 drinks. Lol.
Your copying the top comment , so sad 😞
@@ialex4203 why are you liking your own comment, so sad 😞
Yeah 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"You may as well change the channel name to 'BOOM BOOM' BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ENCOURAGING!!!!"
“Pour the coke into it” daz: THATS F*****G FANTA
My dad literally went on to our plane with a whole roasted chicken lol
That's impressive...
BRO WHAT
WHAT WHY HOW
There is no limit to how much I respect that
what realyy lol
6:50 Propably fans - YES, THIS CHANNEL HAVE A FANDOM
7:19 "take a mop..."
*awkward silence*
"Attach double sided tape-"
I feel like at this point we as humans are just evolving backwards
So devolving ?
Tilly-Rae _YT yeah
Yes
honestly the more we progress with technology and science the more we regress with common sense and street smarts.
Jenna M yep
Daz: "THATS FUCKING FANTA"
My system: *you no longer have the ability to breathe*
Aka covid
😭😭😭😭😭this
FRR IM ROLLING
Me the whole video:
1. You can order food waiting for the plane and have solid food before going on the plane and on a plane And also you cannot bring pins a lighter dishwasher or liquid on a plane plus you are helping Is is.
4:22 "THATS FUCKING FANTA" got me laughin 9n the floor
What makes his videos even funnier is the fact that he laughs at his own jokes
Women:I built my arse up by twerking
Daz:*looks like a disappointed mother*
My nigga wasn’t even twerking she was jumping up and down
@@kanalevegas-vienna2980 ummmmm you are black right? Because otherwise, DONT SAY THE N WORD!!!!
@@kanalevegas-vienna2980 FR 💀
@@kanalevegas-vienna2980 bruh is you even black 💀
Yes I am black
TroomTroom: “I just built up my body by twerking”
Me: “Kill me!”
RUclips adds: “Corona”
Well damn!
THIS IS TO UNDERATED😂😂
OMG THATS JUST THE PERFECT TIMING
Don't you just love your life
LMMMMAAAOOOO
I hated that Part tho-
"Its ok I just built up my body by twirking" 😂
The scream through your nose omg I almost died with you 😭😭🤣
"Some people. Are. Morons."
Best quote
Lol ikr he is awsome
Lol
3
E
For some reason I read “Some people. Are. Mormons” 😂
“My bUtTs bIG bEaCaUsE iV BEeN TwErkIng”
Me: I’m sorry this is FOR KIDS!?!
Where’d they get that idea cuties? There are a lot of laws in physics but I’m pretty sure that ‘twerking makes your arse cheeks blow up like like balloons’ isn’t one of them! 😂
well I mean this certainly isn't for adults so...
Spelling 100 *but*
lethel pine hehe
You must be a child because you don’t know how to spell BUTT
You can literally take food through security! Last time I went on holiday, me and my mum made sandwiches and took them on the plane with us. 😂😂😂😂
When he tried screaming through his nose and choked 🤣that’s me 100%
"First pour coke in to the tube"
Daz: That's Fawking Fanta
Why are people scared to say Fuck?
idk@@gacha_shewolf4579
@@gacha_shewolf4579 “fawking” is funnier
4:21
The fact I’m not 200 years late to this is a miracle
same
SAME
SAME
Same here
Only a few minutes late for me and not 2 days late
4:20 Lady: "pour coke in one container"
Daz: "THAT'S FUCKING FANTAA"
Lmao💀
4:22 “THATS F**KING FANTAAA”
Duty free: *exists*
Troom troom: I'm gonna pretend like I didn't see that.
OMG 😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
666 likes now hehe
Daz is like the only RUclipsr who would never get “canceled”
agreed
Fr
@Ashley Alian ...how?
@Ashley Alian ohh that was a few years ago. I think he was just uneducated. Hopefully he understands it now. Plus, he's only human.
@@megan_cheeseburger5086 it’s not uneducated he was right
1:28 there are so many emotions in only a few seconds and i l0v3 it
5:03 "daz UR ON VIDEO LUV, EITHER PICK UR NOSE OR NOT Me: Restarting the video 1 million times to see that exact part instead of doing my homework💀
Troom: Coke
Daz: Fanta
Me: I thought it was orange juice....
Eh, European fanta is practically carbonated orange juice (in a good way).
@@ReverieSamedi fun facts
@Izzy Scothern-Jones why mango, i didn't know that even existed
@@defintelynoteli2922 i'm american, what the hell is rubecon. not being mean, just confused
@@defintelynoteli2922 i will, thanks for the recommendation
"She sounds like she's the voice actor for all the my little ponies"
Lol that bits so funny
He probably knows that because his daughter probably used to watch that show
Who knows that Daz or me?
@@ViCtOrD814 I think they mean Daz
Ok
Fun fact: every flight ive ever been on you can bring as much candy as you want
Let's get daz that diamond play button
“I just built up my body by twerking”
Girl I-
So I saw this a few seconds before it happened,and I was screaming
Great for a kids channel
I would do I LOKW YA CUT G to her 10000000000000 times lol
I thought this was a kids show
4:22 ThAt'S fUcKiNg FaNtAa!! I hecking died...
4:22 thAT is FuCKiNG FAnTA got me so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Troom troom you may as well call the channel boom boom" had me dying 😂😂😂
"Hold on kid, you cant bring food in here"
"yEs YoU cAn"
Sbdjskdv lmaooo😂😂
Omfg💀😂
Omg I just read the comment as he said it 😂😂😂😂😂
Terrorist comes on board
Gard: “HEY IS THAT C4!”
Terrorist: * takes bite of C4* “No.”
Lmao
😂😂
Lmao
Galactic 😂
222 like! I feel lucky 😆
(6:05) THE GUY ON THE RIGHT, LMFAOOOO!!!
I know this video is from 2+ years ago but I still like to watch it
I feel like Daz is probably the only person on RUclips with common sense.
And that actually makes me laugh i fucking die
Yes.
No.
@@Sophungus_chungus IKR when he did the screaming part a chocked i literally PISSED on myself
Yep
"TROOM TROOM?!?!?!?!"
"MORE LIKE"
"BOOM BOOM BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOUR ENABALING!!!!!"
what
Lol 😂
What happens when taco bell
Haha lol so true
@@jbmax7204 ahh well u diddent ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
"u can probably order that child" 😂😂
ITS DECEMBER 24th 2023!! Merry Christmas Eve! 🎁🎄 ❤
“These people have TWO awards for helping terrorists”
11:37
Shay_ PlayZ loollll
Daz: exists
Camera: Lemme focus on that mic real quick
Your likes are wrong, it's meant to be 21
Please say you checked your quality on the video and cleaned your screen and it never made a difference
@@roealle9861 Yeah I checked the quality, cleaned my screen and refreshed the page😂😂
yea i cleaned my screen and refreshed too lmao
How that you have pointed it out I can't unsee it 🙃
4:22 bro I can’t stop laughing, imagine that with earape 💀💀💀💀