“Fuck, where’s my knife? You know what, I’ll just use my son’s history homework!” The fact that this dude dies laughing at his own jokes makes this all the more enjoyable.
Imagine explaining that to the teacher though. Teacher: Timmy, where's your history homework? Timmy: Uh, about that... My mom used it to cut watermelon. Teacher: Timmy, is your mom on drugs or something? Or are you lying? Timmy: I wish I was lying...
@@hannahmaria4611 Pretty sure at that point, you could also just buy chunks of watermelon. Why am I trying to question the logic of a "life hacks" channel? 😂
The best parts were “It’s like buying ice-cream but not OWNING a freezer!” And “Oh shit I don’t have a knife. Oh I know! I’ll use my son’s history homework!” 🤣🤣
Alright everyone get out their history homework Timmy: umm I don’t have my homework Teacher: *sighs* did your mum cut up watermelon again Timmy: *silently nods
I actually had a gym teacher who froze sticks of butter, and dipped it in sugar and called it a death stick and ate it. Regularly. My gym teacher, who was also my health teacher who taught me about nutrition.
Friend: "Idk man, I've been really depresse-" *Hands them a cheese grater* Friend: "....What...?" Me: *it helps* (Edit: Omg thank you for 488 likes I have never gotten this before!)
"OH NO! I don't have a knife I guess I'll just use my son's history homework." 😂😂😂
Hilarious 😂😆🤣
Surely they used a knife to cut the slice out the melon???
@ A R they probably used the maths homework
The school teacher will not believe Little Timmy when he tells them about it
I cracked up lol
His humor is definitely what we all need these days.
remember me when this becomes top comment
Random Gay Girl well it did
That, and his kindness
In all honestly Daz makes the world a lot brighter doesn’t he???
Precisely whilst we all eat turkey
“Did you remember to bring everything we need to go to the beach?”
“Yup I’ve got my ladder!”
WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP LADDER?😈😏
Erm why not? It ptotects you from sharks 🤔
KygoDragon4 epic bruh moment
KygoDragon4 ummmmm who goes past the safe zone??
@@broisfruity I laughed way too much at this
8:40 The way he says "let's talk about the meal shall we" in a British concerned accent really killed me😭😭😭
the FWOOAK
the _F O C K._
Phwoaq
*THE FWOACK*
*THE PHWOCK*
8:45 “The Fwuuuack” is now my favorite line.
omg-that is so true that's the funny thing
That’s the only reason why I keep coming back to this video!
Um dying 💀
2 weeks later it's still funny 🤣
Why did he say it like that I can't breathe 😭
“Fuck, where’s my knife? You know what, I’ll just use my son’s history homework!”
The fact that this dude dies laughing at his own jokes makes this all the more enjoyable.
Imagine explaining that to the teacher though.
Teacher: Timmy, where's your history homework?
Timmy: Uh, about that... My mom used it to cut watermelon.
Teacher: Timmy, is your mom on drugs or something? Or are you lying?
Timmy: I wish I was lying...
@@yourinsanitydemon6085 💀💀💀
@@yourinsanitydemon6085 they'd call childline 🤣
Even he knows how funny they are. What made it so funny was how specific he was 🤣
True
“What’s the brand of that soap???? Chernobyl??” I DIED
me too
Same
SOAP
the way he said 'THE FOWK' at 8:45 never ceases to make me laugh 😂
shi had me dyin 🤣
LMFAO💀
I'm rewatching this video and surely glad that this moment never left my mind to keep enjoying 😂
“Fuck wheres my knife? I’ll just use my sons god damn history homework” BYE 😭😂
The fact that ur was already cut aswell into the parts
@@ellie-mayx8212 hi
BAHAHAH
I fucking died laughing
“What’s the brand of that soap? Chernobyl?!” I can’t get over that.
6:38 btw
Its not chonobly its chonoble
@@lyndance5409 no it is chernobyl
I was crying
@@lyndance5409 IM DYING OML
Nevermind the fact that she's making Watermelon slices with her Son's History Homework. How did she cut into the Watermelon without a Knife?
Gfreak250 well .... danm 🤪
Some places sell pre sliced watermelon
Dang bro I put this down without scrolling to see that you put it so if you see my comment I did not try to steal it
@@mrpurple_7933 That's ok dude 👌
@@hannahmaria4611 Pretty sure at that point, you could also just buy chunks of watermelon. Why am I trying to question the logic of a "life hacks" channel? 😂
8:34 “no no no no lets not talk about the messy lunchbox 👏lets👏talk👏ab👏out the meal shall we?”
PASTA and STRAWBERRIES!
*THE FUOAK!*
WHO ORDERED THAT!!!!!!
WHO MADE THAT!!!
Who puts strawberries and pesto@@ShannakayKnowles
@@Harrynhoughton13 Find the menu hack, not the life hack, what's this meal ? ? ?
Lady puts a bag over her head.
Daz: I was going to suggest it.
😂😂😂👁💧👄💧👁
I was laughing so hard that i almost had that laugh where I couldn’t talk
😀😂🤣😂🤣😂
Jacob Kim 😂
History teacher: “Tyler, why does your homework smell weird?”
Tyler: *”My mum used it to cut her watermelon.”*
😂
Why’s the teacher even smelling the homework anyway😂
Roblox x
*They like little people smells* ~insert Hannibalector hissing scene*
ruclips.net/video/4IzXiMS8tFg/видео.html...
i love how he finds himself so funny
“It’s like buying an ice cream without having a freezer”
*_chuckles in eating a pint in one sitting_*
*chuckles in sweet tooth*
Chuckles in diabetes
Chuckles in joe mama
I ate a whole gallon tub of ice cream in one day
@Alexis Quealey I didn’t
"I wash my hands with 100% pure radiation, and so can you!!"
he never fails to make me laugh. I started crying and my mum thought I was injured 😂😂
"Let's talk about the meal."
A few seconds later:
"The ✨FOACK✨"
haha i found that so funny
Got me dying
Gatcha be-gone
@@Thesil. bro not everyone on gatcha is bad or weird 😁😑
@@anormalcouchpotato3684 you are correct, the retarded ones ruined the whole community
"lets talk about the meal, shall we? pasta, and strawberries. THE FOOAAAK!"
My fav line in the whole video
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂im crying
in my country we eat pasta with strawberries and sugar so-
@@rosalin7747 well im sorry, didnt mean to offend you
“Pasta and strawberries”
The faaaaaaawwwwwwk
-daz 2020
I read this when daz said that
Its the FOOOOOAAAAWWWWWKKKKKK
I was dying for 3 hours
💀💀💀💀
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 omg its the little crackle at then end of 'the foooaaaawwwwww*K*'
"Pasta and strawberries what the FWACK WHO ORDERED THAT?" Daz is iconic
“Passta...and Strawberries... the FoAcK”
@John Radford Who made that?
And why
Im dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No it's ✨sturoberries✨
@@kericasja5668 Who thought of that?
I immediately laughed when he said “A SPOON!!”
Same😭😂😂
Yo I choked😂😂💀
Same😂
I laughed at “you’re making it harder for YOSELF”
I did to 😂💅✨👌🏻
"What's the brand of that soap"
."ChErnoByl"
😂😂That had my dead
10:46
This just reminds me of when he I'd go shopping w/ my mum as a kid and we'd see all those chairs and toys w/ white on them, ah the memories
Daz saying "you stupid bitch!" never fails to make me laugh
200 likes
390
558
619
same
No one:
Daz : Laughs
Everyone watching: smiles
Arran Straw Freddy wassup
Not smiles, more like hysterically laugh with him :)
Arran Straw dead meme
The real Freddy hi Freddy XD
VenomousZebr actually it’s been going for almost 2 years (or more) now, won’t be dead any time soon just like knock knock jokes
"pAsta, and Stawberries"
Daz: "ThE FAOWK"
No no “STRawBREEzs”
@@danielbedingfield9630 tHe FuoAwK
Ikr
It’s honestly the best part for me bc it’s hilarious the way he swears
no no no,StrAberEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
I’m halfway through a 16 hour shift and my sciatica is killing me, but watching this during my break helps put a gap in the misery. Cheers Daz!
"fuck wheres my knife oh i know i'll use my son's history homework." Got me in tears
That really got me too 🤣🤣🤣
This is great
Me and my best friend watching this part on loop crying. Lol
Same💀
LMAOOOOO
“If food falls on the floor just season it anyway” -Daz Black 2020
“LETS TALK ABOUT THE MEAL SHALL WE? PASTA AND STAWBERIS THE FÆÙQ!!!!” 8:41😂😂😂
Ikr
WHO ORDERED THAT?!?!
WHO MADE THAT?!!
@@TylerPCoyne WHO PUT STRAWBERRIES WITH PESTO
I read all the comments here in the order that he was saying them in the vid lol
daz is the only youtuber who actually understands how life works
“Watching these people exist is hard” 🤣🤣
Exist'aint
omg my sister has the same name as you
“I’ll use my son’s history homework”🤣
When you're watching at 2am trying your hardest not to laugh so you end up looking like a wheezing tomato to the monster in your cupboard
ITS 2am FOR ME RN R U STALKING ME I-
@@ch4rl0tt3x idk what time zone you're in but I literally posted my comment at 2am 😂😂
haahahahahahha
Its 2am help me
Its 2:12qm
Daz … you are truly a legend . Don’t change !
9:32
"THERE'S NO FOOD IN THERE!!! You got 3 pieces of tomato, 7 pieces of pasta and a fackin strawberry!" The accent makes that so much better
Ikr
Well yh he is british
"7 pieces of pastar and a f***ing strawbree."
Strohbry
“I’ll just use my son’s history homework “ 🤣🤣🤣
Seems casual enough for a lunatic 😂
This video was the best video ever made strong dislike facts honestly
I fell of my chair when it happened😹😹😹
“Watching these people exist is hard” - Daz 2020
Emery Owens he said that exactly as I read it
Millie 😂😂😂
Omg he hearted my coment!! I’m screaming 😆😆
Millie same lol
I had to unlike your comment because when I liked it, it went from 665 to.....yea I think it’s a sign
“How much butter per cubic meter do you need?” Had me dying 8:15
“IS SHE GONNA PUT THE SHIRT OVER THE BA-“ immediately dies
😂😂
JLeaf RBLX I cant tho- 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
😑
@@midteirgamer no life
I love how he makes a joke, then realizes how funny it is and starts laughing
@@aadyasharma7352 tf
@@absolutkurrybigmanting1909 Leo as in the star sign, they are supposedly one of the most funny zodiacs
@@nic4rc oh it's star sign crap
@@nic4rc they are tbh
@@nic4rc that star sign bs is honestly the most stupid stuff I’ve heard of.
When a joke isn't funny, his laugh makes it funny
So true
The way he said “NWOOO“ 👹 while talking abt the spoon had me lmao
the “pasta and strawberries.... THE FAAAWWKKK” killed me
same
Me2😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was 💀
Šträwberrieş
Teacher: where’s your homework
Student: it’s a long story... but would you like a slice of watermelon
THIS IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED COMMENT
BAHAHAHAHA
Looooool
Omg this made my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AHAHAHAHA BROOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DIED OMG IDIED
This should’ve been titled,
“Daz Gets Triggered by Life Hacks”
weasel1822...I swear to the gods I thought the title was going to be..."LIFE RUINING HACKS!" 🤣
"Everyone Getting Triggered Over People Who Can't Use Common Sense And Pretends To Call It A Life Hack" is better, tbh.
3:55 i spat out my coke at this part
His laugh is contagious
When he says “watching these people exist is hard” 🤣🤣🤣 I’m laughing so hard.
These hacks are just hacks on how to make your life harder and make you look stupid.
😂😂
Daz is the Gordon Ramsay of youtubw
@Joel Covetz Yup
when he says “life hacks” 🧐🧐🧐 i thought of life hacks
“Let’s not talk about the dirty lunchbox” *starts clapping* “let’s talk about the meal shall we”🤣😂
ruclips.net/video/c8vWt_oFUFA/видео.html daz 2
The FWUEQCK
Gordon Ramsay’s bro up in here
"What you got in your lunchbox?"
*counts pasta*
"7 pieces of pasta and a strawberry"
😂😂😂😂
12:12 has me dying
“Who goes to the beach with a ladder”
Karen: *coughs*
Big bombahs Hawaii jokes iykyk
Karen got coronavirus for not wearing a mask, eh? (If you don’t get it it’s because you said cough)
749th like
9:08 ‘tHe FoUcK’
That sent me flying into outer space 😂🤣
Wrong time
*8:46
“Watching these people exist is hard.” That’s a mood.
Definitely
Caite Lou and it is true
Facts
Karens
Can we all just agree that Daz’s laugh is just too funny 😂
“What’s the brand of that soap? Chernobyl?” Omg I’m actually crying 😂😂😂😂
🤣ruclips.net/video/JMO64g79-Og/видео.html🔥🔥🔥
Had me rolling 😂😂
I can see the ad now:
“New from Chernobyl: Ionizing radiation hand soap, for people with gentle skin; it’ll melt it right off.”
“Moms neck is gonna go WOOP” that is the best thing I have ever heard 😂
LOL
pffft 🤣
The best parts were “It’s like buying ice-cream but not OWNING a freezer!” And “Oh shit I don’t have a knife. Oh I know! I’ll use my son’s history homework!”
🤣🤣
252 likes and no comments.
xRxvenge oml I didn’t know XD
“Wheres my knife, I know I’ll use my sons history homework” I acc can’t deal😭😭
Hilarious 😂😂😭😭
Lmfao great comment 🤣
How did they cut the water melon slice in the first place Is what I want to know 😂
Lol that’s just facts
History homework works thooo 😎
"Aww Fuck! I dont have a knife to cut me melon!"
"I Know, Lets get my sons History Homework!" ~Daz Black
Yes
So yes
But how did they get the slice out of the watermelon?
@jeremy hirujo HAHAHA SO FUNNY
XD
So you’re telling me they used a knife to cut open the watermelon.... then paper for the slices... 😑😑😑
Pre cut fruits exist
nah man paper is the key
No waaay🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
IK
Yes precisely
5:37 the laughing is so contagious 🤣
Me: uhh teacher
The teacher: lemme guess, ur dog ate ur homework
Me: no uhh my mom kinda used it to cut a watermelon 🤣🤣🤣
stealing comments isn’t very nice
@@slushy1614 w h a t
Dont read my name.
150 Subscribers With no videos challenge? Kk
@@soulmerger4748 XD
Imagine a child going into school without their homework and their explanation was “sorry miss, my mum used it to cut up my watermelon.”
If i was the teacher i would give him all A's even if that was fake
Dazs laugh should be a sound and then hes goes WhEreS My CheEse grAtEr I burst out laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD😂
@@itsgacha411 ikr 😭😂🤣
🤣😂😂😅😅
“Watching these people exist is hard”. I’m with you, I live in America.
Oh dear🤣🤣
I agree with you. This place is..... something else
5 minute crafts is a different breed
Especially California. And their defunding of the police
it’s the speaking the english language wrong for me
It’s nice to come back to the first video I saw of Daz’s every once in a while
This one’s is also the first one I saw
Everyone mediately feels better when they hear daz's laugh
Thanks for 1k likes everyone x
yes we do :)
God I-
Lolll
True 😂
For real
daz is probably the only person you’d never get bored of
Facts
Absolute FACTS
@Jasmine Ruiz ?
Soo true I could watch this fucking vid 20 times and still laugh my ass off
true i get bored of myself at this point..
I was laughing so hard when he was talking about the meal with the pasta and strawberry's😂😂
Dont read my name!
@@Sam-op3hs ok I won't
I just wanted to say #BLM
'pasta...and strawberries...the fwok?'
God imagine that excuse at school “where’s your homework”
“My mum used it to cut a watermelon”
😂😂😂
lol
I just wanted to say #BLM
😂😂😂😂😂lol
@@butterflyprincess5816 were past that and I respect all races
lxSkylinezxl Yeah ok YOU in particular respect all races but what about all the other racist police officers and people hmmmm
“That’s like buying ice cream with no freezer” 😂😂
When she put the T-shirt over the bag and Daz couldn’t stop laughing was the funniest thing
I couldn't stop laughing either
Frrr it was hilarious
LOL
Yea I was like a hyena
"YOU STUPID b**** *wheezes"*
who else has literally binge watched every single video daz made?
Daz is literally the most humble person he deserves everything he has earned
I agree
Defo
No cap😤😤😤😤😤
True
Agreed
Daz-“oh no the can lid won’t open what do I do life hack” * a few seconds later* “A SPOON? A SpOoN”
Yes Daz a spoon!
The second I read this he got to that part I'm dead 🤣
A SPOON
“Use the right size screwdriver you twat” I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂
4:05 My favorite parts of daz’s videos is when the video plays and it’s just his laughing 😭😭😭😭
Alright everyone get out their history homework
Timmy: umm I don’t have my homework
Teacher: *sighs* did your mum cut up watermelon again
Timmy: *silently nods
How tf do you loudly nod
Shadowcat7800 .-. You mean you don’t?
Shadowcat7800 .-. IM- 😭😭
OMG this is so Stupid😂😂
@@negativezeru5729 bash your head on the desk when you nod or just nod so fast that you make a sonic boom
Reasons I keep rewatching this video:
1. Daz is funny
2. The way Daz says ‘chocolate’
"chahklut" 🤣
Shoklot is how he says it lol
Likes for stating the obvious? I'll keep note of that for future reference.
Shocklet and Strawbreez
@@IDCSarcasticSam people can comment whatever they want, so hush and leave them alone.
Someone: just throws things in a lunchbox
Daz: lets have a look at what is there
Lunchbox: pasta and strawberry
Daz: THE FÔÖOUÜKKK
Daz is my spirit animal.
I actually had a gym teacher who froze sticks of butter, and dipped it in sugar and called it a death stick and ate it. Regularly. My gym teacher, who was also my health teacher who taught me about nutrition.
Is he dead? Cause that would probably kill anyone if you ate that for years on a regular basis
😅🤣
Daz is one of them people who’s laugh is funnier than the actual thing😂
“ you s t u w h p i h d b i h t c h” shits got me in tears
💀💀😭
😂
Same 😆😆😆
lol same
i rewound that part like 7 time💀💀
4:51 I use sandpaper to the bottom of my high heels to stop me slipping- works really well!
Friend: "Idk man, I've been really depresse-"
*Hands them a cheese grater*
Friend: "....What...?"
Me: *it helps*
(Edit: Omg thank you for 488 likes I have never gotten this before!)
Well it can help but it’s a pretty cursed way to help
C H E E S E G R A T E R
ruclips.net/video/q3JUcjsWYIc/видео.html
Definitely not a rickroll
Definitely not...
(^_-)
ruclips.net/video/4IzXiMS8tFg/видео.html...
👾👾👾👾
“watching these people exist is hard” - daz black 2020
OMG I READ THIS EXACTLY WHEN HE SAID IT IM DYING 😂
Nice pfp
@@Quanice815 cap
@@kris....99 fight me
@@Quanice815 ikr
"LeTs TaLk aBoUt ThE mEaL!"
"paStA aNd StRaWberries?!"
The FOwaRk?
😲😲😲
I just lost it
THE FOUCK
The fouck
This is my fav vid on RUclips that I always go back to😭😭😭😭😭
“Let’s talk about the meal, shall we? 👏”
“Pasta and strawberries… THE FUACK”
“Find the Menu hack not the life hack” 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣
That's my favourite bit
lmfao i fucking died laughing
I'm dying😂
So nobody's talking about how the watermelon paper isn't soggy??
I was looking for this comment 🤣
it was already cut thats why apparently
it was probably card stock
Physics: *aight imma head out*
I'm confused as to how one would get to the watermelon slice without means to cut it first
Reminder: don’t watch at 3am when everyone’s asleep, I’m waking people up by laughing😭😭
Lol same I actually got in trouble 😂
Malin552 _ same just then😂
It's 3:20am and I'm trying to stay quiet while watching this wish me luck
SAME
Same 😂
“Fuck where’s my knife I know I’ll use my son’s history homework!” 😂😂😂😂 HES KILLED ME
I lost it when he said “HOW MUCH BUTTER PER CUBIC METER DO YOU NEED?!” 😂😂
me: sees pasta with strawberry's and watermelon
me and my Italian ancestors: *recoils in extreme disgust*
I nearly threw up at the sight of it
Dude I felt that my inner Italian kicked in
Shattered Avaalien I know right
Same ugh
I love Fandoms and having fun yeah like how!!!?
“Just watching these people exist hurts”
😂😂
Me
bro the laughter is so contagious lmaoo
Daz:“Pasta an strawberries, The FoAcKkKkKk”
Me:*slowly passing away of laughter*
🤣🤣
Same 😂
R.I.P ☹️
Go to his video about sneaking food on a plane, THATS FUCKING FANTA NOT COKE 🤣
**B R U H !** 😂😂😂😂😂
Same 😭