DAZ WATCHES LIFE HACKS THAT MAKE NO SENSE
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2020
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"OH NO! I don't have a knife I guess I'll just use my son's history homework." 😂😂😂
Hilarious 😂😆🤣
Surely they used a knife to cut the slice out the melon???
@ A R they probably used the maths homework
The school teacher will not believe Little Timmy when he tells them about it
I cracked up lol
History teacher: “Tyler, why does your homework smell weird?”
Tyler: *”My mum used it to cut her watermelon.”*
😂
Why’s the teacher even smelling the homework anyway😂
Roblox x
*They like little people smells* ~insert Hannibalector hissing scene*
ruclips.net/video/4IzXiMS8tFg/видео.html...
i love how he finds himself so funny
8:40 The way he says "let's talk about the meal shall we" in a British concerned accent really killed me😭😭😭
the FWOOAK
the _F O C K._
Phwoaq
*THE FWOACK*
*THE PHWOCK*
the way he said 'THE FOWK' at 8:45 never ceases to make me laugh 😂
shi had me dyin 🤣
LMFAO💀
“Passta...and Strawberries... the FoAcK”
@John Radford Who made that?
And why
Im dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No it's ✨sturoberries✨
@@kericasja5668 Who thought of that?
“Did you remember to bring everything we need to go to the beach?”
“Yup I’ve got my ladder!”
WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP LADDER?😈😏
Erm why not? It ptotects you from sharks 🤔
KygoDragon4 epic bruh moment
KygoDragon4 ummmmm who goes past the safe zone??
@@broisfruity I laughed way too much at this
Not gonna lie. Explaining the water melon thing had my dying on the floor. I laughed so hard my girlfriend thought i was stupid. The reaction, the anger, the reason. I love this!!!!
I would get a new girlfriend if I were u!I mean who doesn't laugh at that?!!!
8:34 “no no no no lets not talk about the messy lunchbox 👏lets👏talk👏ab👏out the meal shall we?”
PASTA and STRAWBERRIES!
*THE FUOAK!*
“Fuck, where’s my knife? You know what, I’ll just use my son’s history homework!”
The fact that this dude dies laughing at his own jokes makes this all the more enjoyable.
Imagine explaining that to the teacher though.
Teacher: Timmy, where's your history homework?
Timmy: Uh, about that... My mom used it to cut watermelon.
Teacher: Timmy, is your mom on drugs or something? Or are you lying?
Timmy: I wish I was lying...
@@yourinsanitydemon6085 💀💀💀
@@yourinsanitydemon6085 they'd call childline 🤣
Even he knows how funny they are. What made it so funny was how specific he was 🤣
True
Imagine a child going into school without their homework and their explanation was “sorry miss, my mum used it to cut up my watermelon.”
If i was the teacher i would give him all A's even if that was fake
Dazs laugh should be a sound and then hes goes WhEreS My CheEse grAtEr I burst out laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD😂
@@itsgacha411 ikr 😭😂🤣
🤣😂😂😅😅
When he said "Fuck where's my knife, acctually ill just use my sons history homework". It had me laughing sooooo hard
3:52
same 😂😂😂
"I wash my hands with 100% pure radiation, and so can you!!"
he never fails to make me laugh. I started crying and my mum thought I was injured 😂😂
Teacher: where’s your homework
Student: it’s a long story... but would you like a slice of watermelon
THIS IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED COMMENT
BAHAHAHAHA
Looooool
Omg this made my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AHAHAHAHA BROOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DIED OMG IDIED
Lady puts a bag over her head.
Daz: I was going to suggest it.
😂😂😂👁💧👄💧👁
I was laughing so hard that i almost had that laugh where I couldn’t talk
😀😂🤣😂🤣😂
Jacob Kim 😂
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT 5:50, DAZ'S LAUGH IS CONTAGIOUS
"Pasta and strawberries what the FWACK WHO ORDERED THAT?" Daz is iconic
So you’re telling me they used a knife to cut open the watermelon.... then paper for the slices... 😑😑😑
Pre cut fruits exist
nah man paper is the key
No waaay🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
IK
Yes precisely
"Let's talk about the meal."
A few seconds later:
"The ✨FOACK✨"
haha i found that so funny
Got me dying
Gatcha be-gone
@@Thesil. bro not everyone on gatcha is bad or weird 😁😑
@@anormalcouchpotato3684 you are correct, the retarded ones ruined the whole community
10:46
This just reminds me of when he I'd go shopping w/ my mum as a kid and we'd see all those chairs and toys w/ white on them, ah the memories
I’m halfway through a 16 hour shift and my sciatica is killing me, but watching this during my break helps put a gap in the misery. Cheers Daz!
“IS SHE GONNA PUT THE SHIRT OVER THE BA-“ immediately dies
😂😂
JLeaf RBLX I cant tho- 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
😑
@@midteirgamer no life
Me: uhh teacher
The teacher: lemme guess, ur dog ate ur homework
Me: no uhh my mom kinda used it to cut a watermelon 🤣🤣🤣
stealing comments isn’t very nice
@@slushy1614 w h a t
Dont read my name.
150 Subscribers With no videos challenge? Kk
@@soulmerger4748 XD
watching him laugh at his own jokes just brings me a level of joy I cant even describe he's the person we just don't deserve
5:11 "Aha! Wheres my cheese grater?"
5:04
Alright everyone get out their history homework
Timmy: umm I don’t have my homework
Teacher: *sighs* did your mum cut up watermelon again
Timmy: *silently nods
How tf do you loudly nod
Shadowcat7800 .-. You mean you don’t?
Shadowcat7800 .-. IM- 😭😭
OMG this is so Stupid😂😂
@@negativezeru5729 bash your head on the desk when you nod or just nod so fast that you make a sonic boom
They’re like:
“can’t swim?”
“Well lucky for you we can make it easier”
“So first cut an ice cream cone in half.”
“Then put in a bag.”
“Put it on your hand” and you’re done!
True😭😂😂
ruclips.net/video/c8vWt_oFUFA/видео.html daz 2
Why is this so true!!! lol
@@kerzyi8399 hmmm
omg lol im laughthing my head off
aaaahhhhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhh
3:55 i spat out my coke at this part
His laugh is contagious
12:12 has me dying
“Wheres my knife, I know I’ll use my sons history homework” I acc can’t deal😭😭
Hilarious 😂😂😭😭
Lmfao great comment 🤣
How did they cut the water melon slice in the first place Is what I want to know 😂
Lol that’s just facts
History homework works thooo 😎
“Pasta and strawberries”
The faaaaaaawwwwwwk
-daz 2020
I read this when daz said that
Its the FOOOOOAAAAWWWWWKKKKKK
I was dying for 3 hours
💀💀💀💀
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 omg its the little crackle at then end of 'the foooaaaawwwwww*K*'
Daz … you are truly a legend . Don’t change !
Dad isn’t just a RUclipsr anymore, he’s a friend.
He's really not, he's a youtuber that u like very much.
Yes
Dad
@@suki5197 I meant to say dazzz
@@fuchsia5899 I meant to say dazzzzzz
So nobody's talking about how the watermelon paper isn't soggy??
I was looking for this comment 🤣
it was already cut thats why apparently
it was probably card stock
Physics: *aight imma head out*
I'm confused as to how one would get to the watermelon slice without means to cut it first
This should’ve been titled,
“Daz Gets Triggered by Life Hacks”
weasel1822...I swear to the gods I thought the title was going to be..."LIFE RUINING HACKS!" 🤣
"Everyone Getting Triggered Over People Who Can't Use Common Sense And Pretends To Call It A Life Hack" is better, tbh.
The way he said “NWOOO“ 👹 while talking abt the spoon had me lmao
'pasta...and strawberries...the fwok?'
Teacher: billy where’s your homework
Billy: I don’t have it
Teacher: let me guess your DOG ate it
Billy: no my mum cut a watermelon with it
Teacher:...
ruclips.net/video/b44d9V4q0fo/видео.html daz 2
LMAOOO
Lmao poor Billy
Lmaaaaaaaaoaoo
LMaOOOOOO 💀😂
“ you s t u w h p i h d b i h t c h” shits got me in tears
💀💀😭
😂
Same 😆😆😆
lol same
i rewound that part like 7 time💀💀
Strawberries and pasta sounds like a pregnancy craving
daz is the only youtuber who actually understands how life works
"Let me guess your dog ate your homework."
"No sir, my dad used it to cut a watermelon."
Okay that's good😂😂
LMAOOO
Lol so true
Bahhhhaahahaha
My dog actually ate my homework one time when I young
“Watching these people exist is hard”. I’m with you, I live in America.
Oh dear🤣🤣
I agree with you. This place is..... something else
5 minute crafts is a different breed
Especially California. And their defunding of the police
it’s the speaking the english language wrong for me
It’s nice to come back to the first video I saw of Daz’s every once in a while
This one’s is also the first one I saw
bro the laughter is so contagious lmaoo
“Watching these people exist is hard” - Daz 2020
Emery Owens he said that exactly as I read it
Millie 😂😂😂
Omg he hearted my coment!! I’m screaming 😆😆
Millie same lol
I had to unlike your comment because when I liked it, it went from 665 to.....yea I think it’s a sign
8:45 “The Fwuuuack” is now my favorite line.
omg-that is so true that's the funny thing
That’s the only reason why I keep coming back to this video!
Um dying 💀
12:20 Well he failed NNN
4:51 I use sandpaper to the bottom of my high heels to stop me slipping- works really well!
His humor is definitely what we all need these days.
remember me when this becomes top comment
Random Gay Girl well it did
That, and his kindness
In all honestly Daz makes the world a lot brighter doesn’t he???
Precisely whilst we all eat turkey
“What’s the brand of that soap? Chernobyl?!” I can’t get over that.
6:38 btw
Its not chonobly its chonoble
@@lyndance5409 no it is chernobyl
I was crying
@@lyndance5409 IM DYING OML
“Fuck where’s my knife I know I’ll use my son’s history homework!” 😂😂😂😂 HES KILLED ME
Can we all just agree that Daz’s laugh is just too funny 😂
"lets talk about the meal, shall we? pasta, and strawberries. THE FOOAAAK!"
My fav line in the whole video
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂im crying
in my country we eat pasta with strawberries and sugar so-
@@rosalin7747 well im sorry, didnt mean to offend you
Nevermind the fact that she's making Watermelon slices with her Son's History Homework. How did she cut into the Watermelon without a Knife?
Gfreak250 well .... danm 🤪
Some places sell pre sliced watermelon
Dang bro I put this down without scrolling to see that you put it so if you see my comment I did not try to steal it
@@mrpurple_7933 That's ok dude 👌
@@hannahmaria4611 Pretty sure at that point, you could also just buy chunks of watermelon. Why am I trying to question the logic of a "life hacks" channel? 😂
12:25 funniest moment on god
''Aha where's my cheese grater"
the fact that Daz makes anything 10 times funnier
No one:
Daz : Laughs
Everyone watching: smiles
Arran Straw Freddy wassup
Not smiles, more like hysterically laugh with him :)
Arran Straw dead meme
The real Freddy hi Freddy XD
VenomousZebr actually it’s been going for almost 2 years (or more) now, won’t be dead any time soon just like knock knock jokes
I love how he makes a joke, then realizes how funny it is and starts laughing
@@aadyasharma7352 tf
@@absolutkurrybigmanting1909 Leo as in the star sign, they are supposedly one of the most funny zodiacs
@@nic4rc oh it's star sign crap
@@nic4rc they are tbh
@@nic4rc that star sign bs is honestly the most stupid stuff I’ve heard of.
"THIS ISNT A LIFE HACK!" Got me laughing WAY to hard
who else has literally binge watched every single video daz made?
“It’s like buying ice cream without a freezer”
Who said anything about eating it later?
ruclips.net/video/c8vWt_oFUFA/видео.html daz 2
I love it yt channel name bc I LOVE pigeons I have a latex pigeon head 🐦🕊
Waddle Frog nice
He's probably talking about tubes of ice cream
Most likely means ice pops or the tubs of ice cream you put in the freezer
When you're watching at 2am trying your hardest not to laugh so you end up looking like a wheezing tomato to the monster in your cupboard
ITS 2am FOR ME RN R U STALKING ME I-
@@ch4rl0tt3x idk what time zone you're in but I literally posted my comment at 2am 😂😂
haahahahahahha
Its 2am help me
Its 2:12qm
I have tears in my eyes and my stomach is in agony from all the laughter this gave me! GG Daz! 🤣
"THE FWAUCK🙊🤬"
Always gets me😭😭😭
the “pasta and strawberries.... THE FAAAWWKKK” killed me
same
Me2😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was 💀
Šträwberrieş
“What’s the brand of that soap???? Chernobyl??” I DIED
me too
Same
SOAP
5:20 best moment ever i replayed this bit about 5 times
Sometimes I watch Dax late at night, and I try my hardest not to laugh, but I fail every time. This is hilarious
"What you got in your lunchbox?"
*counts pasta*
"7 pieces of pasta and a strawberry"
😂😂😂😂
“Watching these people exist is hard.” That’s a mood.
Definitely
Caite Lou and it is true
Facts
Karens
Reason I watch daz
1. Super funny
2.gives me my daily laughs
"What's The Brand Of That Soap? CHERNOBYL!?!?" Is Honestly An Insane Quote 🤣🤣🤣
“Fuck wheres my knife? I’ll just use my sons god damn history homework” BYE 😭😂
The fact that ur was already cut aswell into the parts
@@ellie-mayx8212 hi
BAHAHAH
I fucking died laughing
“Who goes to the beach with a ladder”
Karen: *coughs*
Big bombahs Hawaii jokes iykyk
Karen got coronavirus for not wearing a mask, eh? (If you don’t get it it’s because you said cough)
749th like
11:30 Daz! That’s a 3D Pen
Daz quote book:
7 pieces of pasta and ✨STRAWBERRIES✨
✨90 PENCE✨
got any spoons?
AHA Where’s my cheese gratah?
I wash my hands with 100% pure ✨radiation✨
THE PERSON EATING THAT MUCH BUTTER IS ✨DEAD✨
Scissors SCISSORS
😂😂 I love this man
"pAsta, and Stawberries"
Daz: "ThE FAOWK"
No no “STRawBREEzs”
@@danielbedingfield9630 tHe FuoAwK
Ikr
It’s honestly the best part for me bc it’s hilarious the way he swears
no no no,StrAberEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
When a joke isn't funny, his laugh makes it funny
your profile pic is Gudetama
So true
I was laughing so hard to this that my sister was threatening to drop kick me if I didn't shut up 😂
When the woman put the paper bag over her head , I was like : GET DRESSED FIRST THEN DO YOUR MAKEUP
I immediately laughed when he said “A SPOON!!”
Same😭😂😂
Yo I choked😂😂💀
Same😂
I laughed at “you’re making it harder for YOSELF”
I did to 😂💅✨👌🏻
When he says “watching these people exist is hard” 🤣🤣🤣 I’m laughing so hard.
These hacks are just hacks on how to make your life harder and make you look stupid.
😂😂
Daz is the Gordon Ramsay of youtubw
@Joel Covetz Yup
when he says “life hacks” 🧐🧐🧐 i thought of life hacks
“Pasta and strawberries”
“the fuaaaq” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This video is 3y old , but every time I watch it , I die in laughter . This video is very special to me because when I’m upset or sad, I watch this video . I wanna thank you Daz for giving me this , I’ll always remember this video .
*“-or cheese that doesn’t have the consistency of a LEATHER SOFA”*
It’s probably cheaper
I died at that part
hxney bee ikr I am crying
A lehver sofa
KENNETH
😭😂
Daz saying "you stupid bitch!" never fails to make me laugh
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same
Daz never fails to make me laugh its to funny😂
Daz : "your making harder for YOuRseLf!!" 🤣🤣🤣 LOVE YOU DAZ 🫶🫶
Edit: "no no no no no lets take about the meal- PASTA AND STRAWBERRIES- the FwOk"
"fuck wheres my knife oh i know i'll use my son's history homework." Got me in tears
That really got me too 🤣🤣🤣
This is great
Me and my best friend watching this part on loop crying. Lol
Same💀
LMAOOOOO
"Aww Fuck! I dont have a knife to cut me melon!"
"I Know, Lets get my sons History Homework!" ~Daz Black
Yes
So yes
But how did they get the slice out of the watermelon?
@jeremy hirujo HAHAHA SO FUNNY
XD
I love Daz's laugh!😂😂😂😂😂😂
The weirder the laugh, the more funny it is!
Yes we need daz to play this again!!!
“Let’s not talk about the dirty lunchbox” *starts clapping* “let’s talk about the meal shall we”🤣😂
ruclips.net/video/c8vWt_oFUFA/видео.html daz 2
The FWUEQCK
Gordon Ramsay’s bro up in here
God imagine that excuse at school “where’s your homework”
“My mum used it to cut a watermelon”
😂😂😂
lol
I just wanted to say #BLM
😂😂😂😂😂lol
@@butterflyprincess5816 were past that and I respect all races
lxSkylinezxl Yeah ok YOU in particular respect all races but what about all the other racist police officers and people hmmmm
2:15 Really? Because I was using my Beretta M9
4:55 as a dancer, we use shoe brushes (which are basically a bunch of sharp needles on a block) on the bottom of our shoes to make them grip to the floor better. Our shoes have swayd (idk how to spell it) underneath but idk if it would work with other shoes
Teacher: "What happened to your history homework?"
Student: "My mom used it to cut the watermelon."
Teacher: "Whelp can't say I've heard that one before..."
“I’ll use my son’s history homework”🤣
5:29 LMAOOO DAZ I LOVE YOUR HUMOR
"AHAA! WHERTH MY CHEETH GRATAH? " got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂