Daz Watches Worst Pageant Mums Ever
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“Screw it I’m 18.”
*Throws gang signs*
Milo Mae AHAHAHAHHAHA
Reminds me of the guy who was on the street and the swat had to come.
That children is how you get shot by doing what this girl just did
Milo Mae I throw gang signs oops
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
little girl: Get away from me
Cameraman: *C O N T E N T*
YES
They just insert the "Run - Awolnation" song at that moment
😂 😂 😂
He must be a family vlogger
@@EbonyWildCard yesssssss
8:00
“Someone needs to explain the GOOOOOOOaaaaaaaattt🤖🤖🤖”
I BURST OUT LAUGHING
I WAS DEAD 😂
Imagine being under the age of 10, actually any age, and being locked in a room with a random person who is recording you as a punishment with no clue what you’ve done wrong
that is sad and scary dont get that there mums lete it happen xxxxx
oh shit. I didn't even think of the camera person. You are right.
I imagine that child was also taught the whole "stranger danger" thing so this makes it even more scary for the child
“That’s not even a Mohawk, that’s just UP” 😂😂. I’m crying.
He was actually a shark tho
I love this comment and I was the 69th like
man be lookin like poe from the teletubbies
Landon Derbyshire Hifumi Yamada
Bitchy Fitzy Ok
Girl: get away from me
Cameraman: you think you can outrun television
All these cameramen are the ones that got turned away from filming "The Flash"
I was dying when they started chasing her 💀
@@masqueradingmadam Imao
m.ruclips.net/video/Xr70C1M9u8I/видео.html
Lol 😂😂😂😂
Bro she's Screaming '' GET AWAY FROM ME, DADDY PLEASE HELP'' While the cameramans Chasing her
I will never understand how Daz does the goat impression SO well 😂
He does every impression very well.
Because he is the GOAT
*SHE👏HAS👏TO👏NAIL👏THIS👏ONE👏OR👏MAMA’S👏LOCKING👏HER👏IN👏THE👏BASEMENT👏!*
Divergent Leader 😂
Hahahaha
Lmao
👏BITCH👏WHAT👏(haven’t watched the video and have no clue what’s happening)
Lol
Little 4 year old : breathes
Mum and dance teacher : your in time out 😂😂😭
Ella Xx *you’re
*comes out of womb
Mother and dance teacher: you need to go to time out
4 yr old: *smiles*
Mum: TIME OUT
*blinks*
Mother and dance teacher: GO IN TIME OUT!!!
Ella Xx 😂😂😂
It’s sad that she was calling for her father because her mother cares only about the Pageant. 3:01
That’s actually heartbreaking to see a child at that age have to do that
As a kid who did pageants, my pageant director bullied me and was minipulative to my mom but she stayed on her side until years and she didn’t care when I told her what she was doing
Yeah. I'm sorry you had to go through that. I feel like people who direct pageants are just.. terrible-
Dang I’m sorry, your pagent director is disgusting 😒😒😒
I’m so sorry you had to go through that…
8:15 "My daughter will win"
*SaCrIfIvES gOAT*
Goat: alLALlalLALLallLA
Gotta love daz
I’m so happy someone realised that and laughed 😂😂
Bruh, the hobbit joke killed me 😂😂
i cant stop laughting
Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im dead LOL!!!!
Tom Thackray I fuckin died at he hobbit joke 😂😂😂
“My child is acting like a normal child so I’ll lock her in a dark room with one window and leave her in there with no supervision” she needs to have her child taken away from her and put in a good home💀
Daz’s vocals on the “Like moooother like daaaughter” had me on the floor.
Sacrifice the goat to the gods😂
“My daughter will win” BAAAAAH
I’m dying😂
Mannsey 03 your never actually dieing when you say that
Eagle 179 coooool sounds like someone listens a lot in school:)
Me too
why's Daz's goat scream on point tho? cos that's what I wanna know
ME TOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" *proceeds to run after a literal 6 year old with a camera*
F. B. I 3.0 get on this bud
“Meh meh meh daddy!”
FBI OPEN UP
F. B. I 3.0 swee
"Y-y-you y-you s-s-s-said a-a-am I b-b-beautiful"
Me: "what did you say?"
10:14
SHE BLINKED FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE BIRTH
"you are in big trouble for being a 4 year old, how dare you!" 💀
I LOVE THAT HE LAUGHS ABOUT HIS OWN JOKES
Elise Bakker but they are funny
No hate
Well aleast his jokes are funny
Excactly
BECAUSE HES FUNNY
I mean, I know what u mean but he is so funny
He is literally bad mood killer. If I was that funny I would laugh at my own jokes
My sister put her kid in pageants and my niece is now 17. She is the most selfish, controlling, and egotistical thing I've ever met because of those pageants...and now the 17 year old is acting the same. Our mom didn't do this to me and my siblings but my sis loves attention and lives through her daughter. I think pageants should require therapy after each round.
@@butts2164 I have. It's like talking to a glitter blasted brick wall
This is not right video for story time
@@toastwithbutter3356 well it's true. It proves his point.
@Another Meme Channel lols one of these days...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Agreed.
I was dying at the part where daz was doing the Gollum impression, he’s defo my fav RUclipsr 😂👏
Daz: It's about being beautiful
*Awkward silence*
Daz: It's about being beautiful
👏she👏has👏to nail👏this one👏or mommas👏locking her 👏in the basement
YES 👏
Do this right or mommy will kill your toys ok?
Karsyn Lol my sister locked me in the basement when I was younger and I kicked a hole through the door 🤷♀️
"YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE FOR BEING A FOUR YEAR OLD"
“How dare you!”
HoW DaRe yOu
I LITERALLY JUST SAW THAT WHILE READING YOUR COMMENT
YOU MONSTER
Tanajah Encarnacion Cespedes 😂
3:54 when you want to yell at your siblings but your mums there
It honestly fills my heart more and makes me laugh harder when Daz laughs at his own jokes man's a legend
"women are arguing and no one questions the goat"
perfect timing
Someone needs to explain the GOOOAAAT!!!!
Somoene explained the goat
It's because it was a pageant where the kids brought there pets to perform with I think
Aubrey Little ikr
“Someone needs to explain the goat” 😂😭 “Are they gonna sacrifice it?” 💀💀
SkyeBoo13 the goat is the next king/queen/attack helicopter
Shadow Bunniee okay..😂
BwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaaaaah
Lol
nnnnnnyyyyyeeeeessss........THE DARK LORD SHALL FEAST TONIGHT! HAIL CTHULHU!!!!
OMG Daz killed me, from 11:23 to 11:55, you're so dramatic, I loved this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 aaaaah I re-watched this like 100 times
I have watched you for over 5 years, and this HAS to be one of the funniest reaction videos I have found of you.
"THIS." 👏 "IS." 👏 "NOT." 👏 "PARENTING."👏
Hi I'm ur 50'th liker on ur comment.
I imagined a sassy clap while doing that
* z snaps * guuurl you are RIGHT
Echo Indigo so true
YASSS
child: “get away from me”
camera: *i’m moving too fast got three on the dash*
GABI WORLD I’m dead😂
GABI WORLD LMAOO
this just made me get abs
😂
B*tch I’m on yo as$ like why is everything chrome?
2:24 me running away from my problems and responsibilities like:
2:23 she’s a runner she’s a trackstar😂😂😂😂
“You are in big trouble for being a four year old... HOW DARE YOU!!!!”
Honestly, Me as a kindergarten teacher...
Is it weird I read this at the EXACT same time it played?
Same dude. 😂😂😂
Lol that happens to me sometimes xd
😂😂
LOL!!!😂😂😂
*"look at you!! mElLiSsA"*
Cinnamon Bun Skunk, that fell in paint!
The Dahlia 😂😂😂😂
Cinnamon Bun please find the one about the woman who’s parenting off grid.
Then, find the line about.
“Put IT In ThE BIiiiiiIiiNnnN
"like a SKUNK that fell in paint!"
Cinnamon Bun LiKe A sKuNk ThAt FeLl In PaInT
This man never fails to make me laugh
Dude, you're humor....its gold
“No one needs to back off, someone needs to explain the *GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAT* “
My daughter will win... *BAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH*
My stupid ass read jack off... I was so confused
Weird Lady: But then again, Her Camel Toe was bigger than anything else
Daz: **Breathes**
Me: W H E E Z E
AngelBunny Bella *ShOtS fIrEd*
Chk Chk BANG
😂😂
WHEN HE BROUGHT OUT THE TIGER I LITERALLY LOST IT 🤣I’m in tears and I can’t breathe. This was way too funny
8:43 I’ve watched this video multiple times and every time I watch it I have to watch tho moment of the video over and over again it never gets old
"Yes I am beautiful I am always beautiful"
Me after eating 2 ice cream sandwiches a bag of mints and 4 bowls of cool ranch Doritos and drinking 2 different sodas
As long as you’re not eating three bowls of ramen every meal 😂
@@Lovinia1 Lol
benny fatcakes ME BITCH! saaamme!
benny fatcakes mood
*salutes*
"You are in trouble for being a 4- year-old... How dare you!" 5:36
Aaron Hadley no it’s “YOU. Are in trouble. For being a four year old.... howdareyou!”
The Un-bearable Friends no its “YOU, are in BiG trouble, for being a 4 year old!”
3:00 Messyourself also roasted her 😂
“My daughter will win, MAAAUYHHHH” I LAUGHED SO HARD IT HURT
“Look at you Melissa, like a skunk fell in paint”
-Me “😂😂😂”
Sarah Lester 🤣😂🤣😂👏
You wrote fell wrong
@@perrygipson1546 *Typed, You can't write a comment on youtube, So You and Sarah Lester were corrected
Sarah Lester omg omg sameeee
Melissa looked like a Karen
THIS👏🏻 IS👏🏻 NOT👏🏻 PARENTING!!!👏🏻
Wat👏the👏heck👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Usually girls clap after every word they say. Thats how i imagine this comment and daz did it in the video lol
THIS👏IS👏AMERICA👏
This👏Is👏Not👏Patenting👏These👏Parents👏Are👏Not👏Doing👏Their👏Part👏In👏This👏👏World
Why do girls clap at me when they talk
Your👏not👏 listening
What I am suppose to do
I'm 👏 really👏 really👏 sorry
Those who watch daz vines you get it
It’s only legal to chase a child with a camera while the kids are running away for their life while saying “get away from me”.😂
Daz: whilst they are trying to force their daughter to be a princess, her dad is trying to be a shark
That's not even a mohawk that is just ***up***
"Man be looking like Po from the Teletubbies"
I'm d e a d 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
LMFAO 😂
Lmfaoooo
@@Dieiwjsj 😂😂😂 lol
LMAO🤣🤣🤣
LMAOOOOO
“YOU LOVE BEING HERE! YOU LOVE IT! STAY IN THE ROOM! YOU LOVE IT! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT! MUMMY’S LITTLE PRINCESS!”
Lulu B lol haha
Reeeeeee
lol
"You are in trouble for being a four year old!!"
Lulu B “YOU BETTER NAIL THIS ONE, OR MUMMY IS LOCKING YOU IN THE BASEMENT!”
11:27 it's 3 am and I'm trying not to die of laughter 😭
The reaction to the mum saying her camel toe was much larger then anybodys was the funniest part of this video Daz's reaction was gold
The child: "Get away from me !!"
The cameraman Naruto running towards the girl.
Panda Rule you got the whole squad laughing
This comment really made me imagine this actually happening xD
Daz: “It’s so hard watching kids be punish for not wanting to do something.”
Schools: 😬
DeadbladeFireRider 😂😂😭
I’m not liking because It’s at 69 likes
School is different u have told go there and do what they saying pagents are useless in my opinion
School isn't that bad
Amparo Lanuza bruh
At 12:18 I nearly choked on a drink 😂
I would genuinley love to know WHY IS THERE A GOAT
Did anyone realise that the mum shut the little girl in the room they locked the camera man in there as well😂😂 I feel so bad for them
pingpanda1410 McCluskie lol
Yeah ha
"Dont think im not manly cuse i know all the disney princess dresses ok"
*sips tea*
Omg😂😂😂
He knows every princess by their dress because he’s been trained by his Daughter Hahahah
Ha Ha lol I'm a girl and I know all the ninja turtles names
I'm a boy and I know all the Disney princesses and every character from the entire Barbie omniverse because I have a sister and she used to watch those movies all the time!
I love when Daz imitates the people he reacts to and then laugh in a lot of his videos.
12:19 IM TRYING TO HOLD IN THE WATER IM DRINKING HAHAHA
"My daughter will win ehalalalala"
"BLINK"
"SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE GOAT"
"The dad is trying to be a shark"
"A skunk that fell in paint"
"Introducing alesayndra the goat EAHALAALLALA"
" she dressed up he daughter like a billard duck"
"What was that walk"
"It looks like one of Beyonce's backup dancers in single ladies forgot what they were doing"
my favorite quotes
Victor Guerrido Some of Daz’s many good quotes
perfect
"she doesn't want to be part of this. you know why? SHE JUST CAME OUT OF YOUR WOMB."
Victor Guerrido lmfao he gets me each time
"LOOK AT YOU *MELISSA* A SKUNK THAT FELL IN PAINT"
THIS👏IS👏NOT👏PARENTING👏
I died at that part omfg
I know that was funny
That was where i died
12:09 the second i heard her voice i said this with no control im dying VOLDEMORT
Daz should react to a Dance Moms Ep- He'd lose his mind🤣
Look it up and enjoy the video :)
Someone needs to explain the gOOAT!!!
Lmao ikr 😂 😂😂😂
So at pageants there are always a few different rounds like beauty swim suit and talent. But at this pageant the talent portion the contestants were a loud to bring a “pet” and so Alysandra brought her pet goat.
The goat is that girl's talent for the pageant
@@rosacarron5747 how can you tell?
It's a sheeeeeeeeeeep!
“While the moms are forcing their kids to be princesses their dad is forcing himself to be... a shark. WHAT is that??!”
😂😂😂😂 I cant stop laughing
That would be the most retarded shark in that case
Po from the telly tubbys i can't
It’s not even a Mohawk, that is just *up*
Man be lookin like Po from the teletubies
I’ve been laughing for hours
Daz, I really needed this today - thank you for making sure my day ended with plenty of laughs! And I hope anyone who is reading this feels the same :)
🎶likeee mother like daughterrr🎶 Daz needs to go on britains got talent honestly
A SKUNK THAT FELL IN PAINT!! 😂😂😂
Jessica Bartels on god I died 😂😂😂😂😂
“Are you beautiful?”
“yEs i aM BeAuTiFuL”
I’m dead 😂 😂 😂
Rainbowclay 321
Me too tho
There is kids that actually like doing pageants with their parents but there is a large minority of kids that obviously don’t want to do it and they’re being forced to do it by their parents which is extremely saddening because kids just want to do whatever kids do nowadays and some of them are being forced to do shit they don’t want to do
The BLINK almost scared me 😂
“Now introducing... Alexandra the goat.” Daz: “*BAAAAAAAAAA” 😂 😂 you are hilarious Daz I love your vids so much
The PPP you are you unable to support the base of my moms I’m on the bridge mum I’m going to the😆😆😆😆😆😆
So true
We all do 😂👌
You're stupid her name was Alessandra said at 10:21 😂
Allie may oops lol it’s still funny though
Parents act like this and then wonder why their 14 year old child is hiding 3 pregnancies, 7 suspensions and a whole Italian mob from them
🤣🤣🤣 IM SORRY I CANT 🤣 ITS SO TRUE THAT IYS HILARIOUS
The italian mob cracked me up, good one.
@saleeha Yup, that's why most suicide's happen. Because of trauma and the memories
Bryan Higgs that’s facts.
@saleeha Yeah that's the sad truth about this pagent crap... 😥
Mum: Why are you being like this?
Kid: 👁️ 👄 👁️
She still hasn’t blinked. Does she not have eyelids?? 😂😂😂😂😂
*"LOOK AT YOU! MELISSA!"*
"like a *skunk* that fell in paint"
i died
iKorito MELISSSSSAA 😂😂
Me too me too 😂😂😂😂
She locks her own daughter in a room with a cameraman. That is weird as hell
This. The child doesn't learn anything but to fear. She wasn't explain what she "did wrong", just left terrified locked in a room, with a strange adult and she doesn't know when or if she'll get out, that's just how childrens brain work at that age.
The poor cameraman
It’s just wrong
JJL Gaming more like poor kid
I believe that's not her mom
Still watching this in 2023 Daz your a legend
these videsos will never cease to hurt my stomach from the laughing, regardless if I know what line is coming up next- the way he delivers shit always get me
*”My daughter will win”*
*BAHHHHHH*
Woman: are you *beautiful?*
Little gIRl: ..... ! yES I AM bEAtifUl **almost crying**
Camera man: we got your brother
@@ChasedTerror *your
@@jennathesavage4449 *you're
Girl I 2as not like that when I was here age
11:23 - Peak of dramatic slow motion
He’s the only RUclipsr I genuinely laugh at 😂
"So parents and overweight mothers-"
Me:* spills the tea*
TIME FOR A _TEA _*_PARTY!_*
oh wait
If a teenager wants to pageant, sure. But for the love of God, don't make your four year old do it.
Felfolk agreed
I thought that pageant was pregnant lol
@@entirelynotfrank9393 same
Yes
Your profile picture looks awesome!
3:41
The way she said it is fucking hilarious
"GIB MEH SUM TOIYM!
3:02 “skunk that fell in paint”
I CANT BREATH 😂😂
Child: Get away from me
Camera man: you think you can outrun television?
You can’t stop the cameras, child!
@@Sterzain thank you!
Like what the heck why would you say that to a little child
Lmao😂
Idk why this comment got famous just now even though I sent it last month
Why is nobody talking about how good Daz's goat noise is ???
I thought it was a sound effect at first lol
@@beckyyyyw same lol
Honestly I just don't know
Yeah, also who else got clickbaited by this?
OMG YES HE IS SO GOOD AT IT I KNEW THERE WAS GONNA BE A COMMENT
12:50
I realy thought that thing was a Barby doll 💀
'no, no one needs to back off, someone needs to explain the GOATTTTTT'
The girl was yelling "Daddy!" because she knows the dad is just gonna be like: "Go play barbies or something" y'know, actually let them be a 4 year old!
EXACTLY
Sad
Child- I wAQnY oUYFt Bfe iutexN paGrrunts beohycs oredsf fwamfus clost. das- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Like she just wants to watch SpongeBob and the Powerpuff girls not be forced to look at her dad holding a goat!!!!!
Daz: “ she sounds like Golem with a sore throat! “
Me: 😂😂😂
Heather Vaughn I nEeD tO bE iN pAgEnTs sO
*Gollum
Gollum
I want to like it but its at 420
“It’s about being beautiful, it’s about….. being beautiful”
This is what happens when failures breed and ruin their kids lives because they failed good for you daz defend the kids from this horror show