My sister put her kid in pageants and my niece is now 17. She is the most selfish, controlling, and egotistical thing I've ever met because of those pageants...and now the 17 year old is acting the same. Our mom didn't do this to me and my siblings but my sis loves attention and lives through her daughter. I think pageants should require therapy after each round.
Imagine being under the age of 10, actually any age, and being locked in a room with a random person who is recording you as a punishment with no clue what you’ve done wrong
imagine being ten years old and you sound like the watcher in the water from lrd of the rings if he picked up smoking for 7 years, hit puberty and swallowed ice 3 times a day
Knowing all the disney princesses is the MOST Manly thing, because he spent time watching the movies with his daughter. Father of the year!!! Love ya Daz!
The girl was yelling "Daddy!" because she knows the dad is just gonna be like: "Go play barbies or something" y'know, actually let them be a 4 year old!
“My child is acting like a normal child so I’ll lock her in a dark room with one window and leave her in there with no supervision” she needs to have her child taken away from her and put in a good home💀
7:23 that mom was basically putting her child through psychological torture. I mean, how a person can just force a child into an empty room, while they're screaming and crying bloody murder and you just ask someone to time it for 3 minutes?! Inhumane. Pagents should be banned.
"While they're forcing their children to be princesses, Their father is forcing himself to be a shark. Man be looking like Po from Teletubbies, And hes still holding a goat!" pFT BAHA
The mouth covering, the locking a three year old alone in a room for 0 reason. That's abuse. I really hope the child is doing OK but that mother.... Some people do not deserve kids.
Iconic moments in this video 1:49 *Daz’s side eye* 2:14 “FiRsT oF aLl ShE lOoKs LiKe a WaSp’S nEsT” 2:59 “LoOk aT yOu MeLiSsA! sKuNk ThAt FeLl iN pAiNt” 3:37 *Daz’s imitation of that girl clicking the elevator button*😂😂😂 3:47 “✨LiKe MoThEr LiKe DaUgHtEr✨” 4:09 *Daz does the ✨slay✨ walk* 5:14 *Daz doing the “dance”* 5:36 “YoU aRe In BiG tRoUbLe FoR bEiNg A 4 yEaR oLd. HoW dArE yOu!” 6:08 “ NOW…yOu CaN bE aNy AgE yOu WaNt. ScReW iT i’M 18. *Does a “18” year old pose*😂😂😂 6:22 “WoMeN sItTiNg On…WhAt LoOks LiKe A sWeDiSh FlAg BaG” 6:28 “HoW tO sToP yOuR kIdS fRoM bEiNg UpSeT: cOvEr ThE mOuTh AnD rEsTrIcT tHe BrEaThInG” 6:36 “ StEp 2: HaVe A wEiRd SuSpIcIoUs LuMp On YoUr BaCk” 6:51 “ShE’s GoNnA dO gReAt”😂😂😂 7:00 “YoU bEiNg HeRe. YoU lOvE iT! sTaY iN tHe RoOm, YoU kNoW yOu LoVe It! MoMmY’s LiTtLe PrInCeSs”😂😂😂 7:06 “THIS👏IS👏NOT👏PARENTING👏” 7:14 “HoLy GoDdAmNiT jEsUs ChRiSt” 7:31 “SiNcE i DoN’t HaVe A wAtCh CaN sOmEoNe LeT mE kNoW hOw LoNg I hAvE tO kEeP mY dAuGhTeR iN a RoOm ShE dOeSn’T wAnNa Be iN”😂😂😂 7:37 “StUpId B*tCh” 8:03 “No OnE nEeDs To BaCk OfF, sOmEoNe NeEdS tO eXpLaIn ThE GOAT!”😂😂😂 8:16 “My DaUgHtEr WiLl WiN *Goat noises*”😂😂😂 8:24 “Oh My GoD iS fAt AnD uGlY! i SaW hEr EaTiNg 6 CaKeS! e NuMbErS b*TcH!, e NuMbErS b*TcH. THAT’S ENOUGH! iS…iS tHaT a TiGer..? YeS…yEs It Is. yOu CaLl ThAt BeInG fUnNy? Oh IdK tRiCa, Is ThAt WeIgHt LoSs!? OmG i HaVe A tHiGhRiDiFiNsHiNcY.”😂😂😂 9:11 “HeLlo!”😂 9:21 “SoMeOne SaCrAfIsEd BelLe FrOm BeAuTy AnD tHe BeAsT”😂😂 9:42 “wHiLe ThEiR tRyInG tO fOrCe ThEir DaUgHtEr To Be A…pRinCeSs, ThEiR dAd Is TrYiNg To FoRcE hImSeLf To Be A sHaRk”😂😂 10:49 “InTrOdUcInG aLeSsAnDrA tHe GoAt *Goat noises*”😂😂😂 11:24 *Daz’s dramatic scene for the day*😂 12:15 *Daz acting like Ghlam* 12:59 “HAS👏TO👏Nail👏THIS👏ONE👏OR👏MOTHER’S👏LOCKING👏HER👏IN👏THE👏BASEMENT👏! 13:21 “AlL tHaT…aLl ThAt FoR tHiS…*does his dance* 13:28 “It LoOkS LiKe OnE oF bEyOnCè’S bAcKgRoUnD dAnCeRs In SiNgLe LaDdIeS fOrGoT wHaT tHeY wErE dOiNg. *Does the Single Laddies dance*😂😂
So at pageants there are always a few different rounds like beauty swim suit and talent. But at this pageant the talent portion the contestants were a loud to bring a “pet” and so Alysandra brought her pet goat.
Backstory for the goat: part of the pageant involves having an animal in the act- the reason the other moms are mad is because the goat shit in the dressing room and they just tried to walk away from it
@Lia Downes I didn't take it like that , bit also I lack empathy for that stuff anyway ,dpd sucks , something am working on .. anyway I didn't take it like that but so funny anyway ✌✌
Little kid should NOT be forced to wear make up and prance around on fancy little outfits like puppets. They deserve to be kids, and with the pageant, they can't just be kids. Please, let kids be kids.
Ya boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Charlotte Robson 3.4 million people love daz, we don't need a like count to know that. To be honest, maybe more people do but don't have a RUclips account to subscribe.
"Yes I am beautiful I am always beautiful" Me after eating 2 ice cream sandwiches a bag of mints and 4 bowls of cool ranch Doritos and drinking 2 different sodas
"My daughter will win ehalalalala" "BLINK" "SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE GOAT" "The dad is trying to be a shark" "A skunk that fell in paint" "Introducing alesayndra the goat EAHALAALLALA" " she dressed up he daughter like a billard duck" "What was that walk" "It looks like one of Beyonce's backup dancers in single ladies forgot what they were doing" my favorite quotes
these videsos will never cease to hurt my stomach from the laughing, regardless if I know what line is coming up next- the way he delivers shit always get me
Parent: Forces child to participate in a competition Kid: Gets upset of being forced participate in a competition Parent: Yells at child Kid: Cries more Parent: Shocked Pikachu Face
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
Little 4 year old : breathes
Mum and dance teacher : your in time out 😂😂😭
Ella Xx *you’re
*comes out of womb
Mother and dance teacher: you need to go to time out
4 yr old: *smiles*
Mum: TIME OUT
*blinks*
Mother and dance teacher: GO IN TIME OUT!!!
Ella Xx 😂😂😂
My sister put her kid in pageants and my niece is now 17. She is the most selfish, controlling, and egotistical thing I've ever met because of those pageants...and now the 17 year old is acting the same. Our mom didn't do this to me and my siblings but my sis loves attention and lives through her daughter. I think pageants should require therapy after each round.
@@butts2164 I have. It's like talking to a glitter blasted brick wall
This is not right video for story time
@@toastwithbutter3356 well it's true. It proves his point.
@Another Meme Channel lols one of these days...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Agreed.
Girl: get away from me
Cameraman: you think you can outrun television
All these cameramen are the ones that got turned away from filming "The Flash"
I was dying when they started chasing her 💀
@@masqueradingmadam Imao
m.ruclips.net/video/Xr70C1M9u8I/видео.html
Lol 😂😂😂😂
Imagine being under the age of 10, actually any age, and being locked in a room with a random person who is recording you as a punishment with no clue what you’ve done wrong
that is sad and scary dont get that there mums lete it happen xxxxx
oh shit. I didn't even think of the camera person. You are right.
I imagine that child was also taught the whole "stranger danger" thing so this makes it even more scary for the child
imagine being ten years old and you sound like the watcher in the water from lrd of the rings if he picked up smoking for 7 years, hit puberty and swallowed ice 3 times a day
@@davidweddup3413 lol
little girl: Get away from me
Cameraman: *C O N T E N T*
YES
They just insert the "Run - Awolnation" song at that moment
😂 😂 😂
He must be a family vlogger
@@EbonyWildCard yesssssss
Knowing all the disney princesses is the MOST Manly thing, because he spent time watching the movies with his daughter. Father of the year!!! Love ya Daz!
Absolutely!!!
It really is, especially for that reason
AMEN
He’s father of the century nvm just year!
i was about to comment the same thing
“That’s not even a Mohawk, that’s just UP” 😂😂. I’m crying.
He was actually a shark tho
I love this comment and I was the 69th like
man be lookin like poe from the teletubbies
Landon Derbyshire Hifumi Yamada
Bitchy Fitzy Ok
Bro she's Screaming '' GET AWAY FROM ME, DADDY PLEASE HELP'' While the cameramans Chasing her
😂 yeah I was laughing so hard
@@meganneilson1824 its not funny tho.
It’s definitely is not. Poor girl…
When was that?
@@unknownf00l 2:25 about here
“YOU LOVE BEING HERE! YOU LOVE IT! STAY IN THE ROOM! YOU LOVE IT! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT! MUMMY’S LITTLE PRINCESS!”
Lulu B lol haha
Reeeeeee
lol
"You are in trouble for being a four year old!!"
Lulu B “YOU BETTER NAIL THIS ONE, OR MUMMY IS LOCKING YOU IN THE BASEMENT!”
The girl was yelling "Daddy!" because she knows the dad is just gonna be like: "Go play barbies or something" y'know, actually let them be a 4 year old!
EXACTLY
Sad
Child- I wAQnY oUYFt Bfe iutexN paGrrunts beohycs oredsf fwamfus clost. das- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Like she just wants to watch SpongeBob and the Powerpuff girls not be forced to look at her dad holding a goat!!!!!
@@alicepowell7773 why are you typing like that?
“You are in big trouble for being a four year old... HOW DARE YOU!!!!”
Honestly, Me as a kindergarten teacher...
Is it weird I read this at the EXACT same time it played?
Same dude. 😂😂😂
Lol that happens to me sometimes xd
😂😂
LOL!!!😂😂😂
“My child is acting like a normal child so I’ll lock her in a dark room with one window and leave her in there with no supervision” she needs to have her child taken away from her and put in a good home💀
Not only that but lock her in there with a STRANGER who is FILMING HER
8:15 "My daughter will win"
*SaCrIfIvES gOAT*
Goat: alLALlalLALLallLA
Gotta love daz
“... ‘cause you get to dress in fancy clothes”
*crown falls off head randomly
*Why did I laugh so hard at that?*
Little girl sounded like a 70 year-old woman with lung cancer.
WayraRose I think she had a condition idk maybe she was sick with a sore throat or something
She sounds like a 59 year old smoker
FBDooper5 like I said she probably has a condition
Bruh did the mum smoke when she was pregnant with her or something? Jesus.
“No, no one needs to back off someone needs to explain the GOAT”
Hey, the goat can be in the pageant too
Lmao
No because it would win and everyone will be in shoc
The goat it for the bring your pet to the pageant day
Funniest part is 8:12
Hababahha 😂 😂 😂
I will never understand how Daz does the goat impression SO well 😂
He does every impression very well.
Because he is the GOAT
Because he plays horror games and the goat is often seen as a representation of the devil. 👀👀👀
"You are in trouble for being a 4- year-old... How dare you!" 5:36
Aaron Hadley no it’s “YOU. Are in trouble. For being a four year old.... howdareyou!”
The Un-bearable Friends no its “YOU, are in BiG trouble, for being a 4 year old!”
“Screw it I’m 18.”
*Throws gang signs*
Milo Mae AHAHAHAHHAHA
Reminds me of the guy who was on the street and the swat had to come.
That children is how you get shot by doing what this girl just did
Milo Mae I throw gang signs oops
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I love how daz actually defends the kids. Every youtuber I’ve seen react to these always just call the kids brats
Not the kids faults.
@@sneakylike333 yes your right
Yeah it's not the kids fault
Yeah, it's mainly the parents fault for making them spoiled and bratty cuz they raised them to be how to be
@@themoonlitfurbling7104 i was just thinking the same thing. They are brats because it’s genetic
It’s sad that she was calling for her father because her mother cares only about the Pageant. 3:01
That’s actually heartbreaking to see a child at that age have to do that
The way he said “MELISSA!” With such aggression and sass has me dying
The thing is my name is Melissa 😭😭🤣
@@melissaowen9265 rip
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“sKUNK that fell in PAINT.” 😂😂
gachatard
7:23 that mom was basically putting her child through psychological torture. I mean, how a person can just force a child into an empty room, while they're screaming and crying bloody murder and you just ask someone to time it for 3 minutes?! Inhumane. Pagents should be banned.
And these "parents" shouldn't have kids..
All kids deserve parents, but not all parents deserve kids. It’s honestly just sad.
@@marcusd4193 YES.
It’s not just the pageants it’s the parents, they should be banned from having kids
Love ur pfp my dude
"While they're forcing their children to be princesses, Their father is forcing himself to be a shark. Man be looking like Po from Teletubbies, And hes still holding a goat!" pFT BAHA
Renn I was reading this comment when he was saying this 😂😂
Renn OMG LOL
Aya Elamin What really ?!!!
@@ayaelamin781 well holy shit-
I'm fucking dying XD
OMG Daz killed me, from 11:23 to 11:55, you're so dramatic, I loved this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 aaaaah I re-watched this like 100 times
*SHE👏HAS👏TO👏NAIL👏THIS👏ONE👏OR👏MAMA’S👏LOCKING👏HER👏IN👏THE👏BASEMENT👏!*
Divergent Leader 😂
Hahahaha
Lmao
👏BITCH👏WHAT👏(haven’t watched the video and have no clue what’s happening)
Lol
I LOVE THAT HE LAUGHS ABOUT HIS OWN JOKES
Elise Bakker but they are funny
No hate
Well aleast his jokes are funny
Excactly
BECAUSE HES FUNNY
I mean, I know what u mean but he is so funny
He is literally bad mood killer. If I was that funny I would laugh at my own jokes
"women are arguing and no one questions the goat"
perfect timing
Someone needs to explain the GOOOAAAT!!!!
Somoene explained the goat
It's because it was a pageant where the kids brought there pets to perform with I think
Aubrey Little ikr
"you are in big trouble for being a 4 year old, how dare you!" 💀
“Are you beautiful?”
“yEs i aM BeAuTiFuL”
I’m dead 😂 😂 😂
Rainbowclay 321
Me too tho
THESE SHOWS DON'T NEED CAMERA CREWS THEY NEED CHILD SERVICES
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
PERIODTTTT
True
That’s so true
YEEEEEEEEES
"So parents and overweight mothers-"
Me:* spills the tea*
TIME FOR A _TEA _*_PARTY!_*
oh wait
Daz: It's about being beautiful
*Awkward silence*
Daz: It's about being beautiful
“Does she has eyelids. Shes like a goldfish”
She probably also got a memory of 5 secs cause she cant remember that he child IS A FOUR YEAR OLD
minty you know gold fishes don’t have a 5 sec memory right? It’s a stereotype.
myth, not stereotype
She has eyelids guys because after she is talking to the child she blinks
Jessica Sings ok boomer
She locks her own daughter in a room with a cameraman. That is weird as hell
The poor cameraman
It’s just wrong
JJL Gaming more like poor kid
I believe that's not her mom
Cameraman: Sooo.... You play siege?
"LOOK AT YOU!"
" *MELISSA* "
"looks like a *skunk* that fell in paint😨"
yuh
This facking got me on the ground cackling
she looks like a KAREN to me, she really looks like a karen and probalby is one
Dat my mom's name ☹️
LMAOOOO
2:16 LMAOOOOOO “first of all she looks like a wasps nest”
“Someone needs to explain the goat” 😂😭 “Are they gonna sacrifice it?” 💀💀
SkyeBoo13 the goat is the next king/queen/attack helicopter
Shadow Bunniee okay..😂
BwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaaaaah
Lol
nnnnnnyyyyyeeeeessss........THE DARK LORD SHALL FEAST TONIGHT! HAIL CTHULHU!!!!
"LOOK AT YOU *MELISSA* A SKUNK THAT FELL IN PAINT"
THIS👏IS👏NOT👏PARENTING👏
I died at that part omfg
I know that was funny
That was where i died
My heart literally broke for the second child. She was locked in a room as a literal BABY for what reason? coz she she didn’t do anything
For being a 3 year old
Looks like pageants take all the fun out of being a child JUST SO THE PARENTS CAN GET A FEW DOLLARS IF THE CHILD WINS
The mouth covering, the locking a three year old alone in a room for 0 reason. That's abuse. I really hope the child is doing OK but that mother.... Some people do not deserve kids.
That girl is going to grow up hating her mom, if she hasn't already. And she definitely has abandonment problems. hope she is okay too.
That’s a preschool aged kid not a baby
Iconic moments in this video
1:49 *Daz’s side eye*
2:14 “FiRsT oF aLl ShE lOoKs LiKe a WaSp’S nEsT”
2:59 “LoOk aT yOu MeLiSsA! sKuNk ThAt FeLl iN pAiNt”
3:37 *Daz’s imitation of that girl clicking the elevator button*😂😂😂
3:47 “✨LiKe MoThEr LiKe DaUgHtEr✨”
4:09 *Daz does the ✨slay✨ walk*
5:14 *Daz doing the “dance”*
5:36 “YoU aRe In BiG tRoUbLe FoR bEiNg A 4 yEaR oLd. HoW dArE yOu!”
6:08 “ NOW…yOu CaN bE aNy AgE yOu WaNt. ScReW iT i’M 18. *Does a “18” year old pose*😂😂😂
6:22 “WoMeN sItTiNg On…WhAt LoOks LiKe A sWeDiSh FlAg BaG”
6:28 “HoW tO sToP yOuR kIdS fRoM bEiNg UpSeT: cOvEr ThE mOuTh AnD rEsTrIcT tHe BrEaThInG”
6:36 “ StEp 2: HaVe A wEiRd SuSpIcIoUs LuMp On YoUr BaCk”
6:51 “ShE’s GoNnA dO gReAt”😂😂😂
7:00 “YoU bEiNg HeRe. YoU lOvE iT! sTaY iN tHe RoOm, YoU kNoW yOu LoVe It! MoMmY’s LiTtLe PrInCeSs”😂😂😂
7:06 “THIS👏IS👏NOT👏PARENTING👏”
7:14 “HoLy GoDdAmNiT jEsUs ChRiSt”
7:31 “SiNcE i DoN’t HaVe A wAtCh CaN sOmEoNe LeT mE kNoW hOw LoNg I hAvE tO kEeP mY dAuGhTeR iN a RoOm ShE dOeSn’T wAnNa Be iN”😂😂😂
7:37 “StUpId B*tCh”
8:03 “No OnE nEeDs To BaCk OfF, sOmEoNe NeEdS tO eXpLaIn ThE GOAT!”😂😂😂
8:16 “My DaUgHtEr WiLl WiN *Goat noises*”😂😂😂
8:24 “Oh My GoD iS fAt AnD uGlY! i SaW hEr EaTiNg 6 CaKeS! e NuMbErS b*TcH!, e NuMbErS b*TcH. THAT’S ENOUGH! iS…iS tHaT a TiGer..? YeS…yEs It Is. yOu CaLl ThAt BeInG fUnNy? Oh IdK tRiCa, Is ThAt WeIgHt LoSs!? OmG i HaVe A tHiGhRiDiFiNsHiNcY.”😂😂😂
9:11 “HeLlo!”😂
9:21 “SoMeOne SaCrAfIsEd BelLe FrOm BeAuTy AnD tHe BeAsT”😂😂
9:42 “wHiLe ThEiR tRyInG tO fOrCe ThEir DaUgHtEr To Be A…pRinCeSs, ThEiR dAd Is TrYiNg To FoRcE hImSeLf To Be A sHaRk”😂😂
10:49 “InTrOdUcInG aLeSsAnDrA tHe GoAt *Goat noises*”😂😂😂
11:24 *Daz’s dramatic scene for the day*😂
12:15 *Daz acting like Ghlam*
12:59 “HAS👏TO👏Nail👏THIS👏ONE👏OR👏MOTHER’S👏LOCKING👏HER👏IN👏THE👏BASEMENT👏!
13:21 “AlL tHaT…aLl ThAt FoR tHiS…*does his dance*
13:28 “It LoOkS LiKe OnE oF bEyOnCè’S bAcKgRoUnD dAnCeRs In SiNgLe LaDdIeS fOrGoT wHaT tHeY wErE dOiNg. *Does the Single Laddies dance*😂😂
child: “get away from me”
camera: *i’m moving too fast got three on the dash*
GABI WORLD I’m dead😂
GABI WORLD LMAOO
this just made me get abs
😂
B*tch I’m on yo as$ like why is everything chrome?
“Now introducing... Alexandra the goat.” Daz: “*BAAAAAAAAAA” 😂 😂 you are hilarious Daz I love your vids so much
The PPP you are you unable to support the base of my moms I’m on the bridge mum I’m going to the😆😆😆😆😆😆
So true
We all do 😂👌
You're stupid her name was Alessandra said at 10:21 😂
Allie may oops lol it’s still funny though
“YOU ARE IN TROUBLE FOR BEING A FOUR YEAR OLD HOW DARE YOU!”
Jessica Hamilton I got dying
😂omg
SHE👏 MUST👏 NAIL👏 THIS 👏ONE 👏OR 👏MOMMAS 👏LOCKING 👏HER 👏IN 👏THE👏 BASEMENT
8:43 I’ve watched this video multiple times and every time I watch it I have to watch tho moment of the video over and over again it never gets old
“When they’re trying to force their child into being a princess, he’s trying to force himself to be a...shark?”
Lola Fletcher seriously though, what was that hairstyle? I wouldn’t be able to be serious while talking to him with that fin on his head.
Lola Fletcher OMG I READ THAT AT THE SAME TIME HE SAID IR
Lola Fletcher I died at that part 😂😂
I'm the 1000 like
I was ur Legit 1k like
“They’re trying to force their child to be a princess and he’s trying to be a shark”
I’m DEAD 😂
My man should be on shark week, looking like he should be on national geographic
Looks like has an ahoge. Its basically a hair antenna
Me three
Someone needs to explain the gOOAT!!!
Lmao ikr 😂 😂😂😂
So at pageants there are always a few different rounds like beauty swim suit and talent. But at this pageant the talent portion the contestants were a loud to bring a “pet” and so Alysandra brought her pet goat.
The goat is that girl's talent for the pageant
@@rosacarron5747 how can you tell?
It's a sheeeeeeeeeeep!
When a woman is angry there is no blinking, she must never break focus on her prey.
Or it's Meth 😂😂😂
Ace The Hunter is ur pfp a dog
Wait nvm
@@frogmanjr I dont own a dog. I own a snek. A half blind noodle named Pumpkin. Why would it matter if it had been a dog?
MEEE!!
“While the moms are forcing their kids to be princesses their dad is forcing himself to be... a shark. WHAT is that??!”
😂😂😂😂 I cant stop laughing
That would be the most retarded shark in that case
Po from the telly tubbys i can't
It’s not even a Mohawk, that is just *up*
Man be lookin like Po from the teletubies
I’ve been laughing for hours
Backstory for the goat: part of the pageant involves having an animal in the act- the reason the other moms are mad is because the goat shit in the dressing room and they just tried to walk away from it
Thanks I get it now
That still explains why it’s a goat
That explains the goat
Thank you for this info Jane doe. Clever username btw cause ya know Jane does are people who are unidentified so smart decision
Goat lore!?!? 😱😱
2024 anyone👇👇
Me
Me!
Meeee
Right here
I am going to steal your tv cable
“Look at you Melissa, like a skunk fell in paint”
-Me “😂😂😂”
Sarah Lester 🤣😂🤣😂👏
You wrote fell wrong
@@perrygipson1546 *Typed, You can't write a comment on youtube, So You and Sarah Lester were corrected
Sarah Lester omg omg sameeee
Melissa looked like a Karen
Daz: 'Someone needs to explain the GOAAAAATTTTT'
Me: *dies of laughter*
he really hit those high notes. -
Yup, also someone needs to explain why goat man is swearing in a room full of children and all the adults care about is that he called her a b!tch.
That's me as well XD XD XD
I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm in my room and my dad came in and stared at me!
That goat impression ! Omg 😂😂😂😂
the lost girl I know
I mean I know🤣
I know
Ye😹
@Lia Downes I didn't take it like that , bit also I lack empathy for that stuff anyway ,dpd sucks , something am working on .. anyway I didn't take it like that but so funny anyway ✌✌
Daz: whilst they are trying to force their daughter to be a princess, her dad is trying to be a shark
That's not even a mohawk that is just ***up***
*"These parents are forcing their children to be princesses, While their dad is forcing his self to be a shark"*
wat
ohhhhhhhhhhhh nvm
*cue jaws music
😂😂😂
Ikr they’re turning their kids into modelling Barbie dolls 😳
I want Daz as a Teacher. That would make me want to go to school.
Same here.
Omg yes
YASS
y e s .
. Y e s .
“you are in BIG trouble for being a 4 year old. HoW dArE yOu” - daz
@Mariah Glidden omg same !!
Mum: Why are you being like this?
Kid: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Little kid should NOT be forced to wear make up and prance around on fancy little outfits like puppets. They deserve to be kids, and with the pageant, they can't just be kids.
Please, let kids be kids.
E
I agree but some of them want to it's forcing them that's wrong
Preach!!!!!
“You can be any gender you want now, now you can be any age.. “
*screw it im 18*
*peace sign*
I'd be 21, I like drinking
1 Hour Loops And NBA Mixes you can drink at 18 in the UK
Carol I’m now 21 imma get drunk and tattoos
I am 69 😉
Im a goat
Daz: “It’s so hard watching kids be punish for not wanting to do something.”
Schools: 😬
DeadbladeFireRider 😂😂😭
I’m not liking because It’s at 69 likes
School is different u have told go there and do what they saying pagents are useless in my opinion
School isn't that bad
Amparo Lanuza bruh
Dude, you're humor....its gold
Daz isn’t beautiful, he’s drop dead gorgeous
Ya boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
That's for DAZ
*Talk about GODDESS LIKE!*
ya
Well said buddy
2:26
me running away from my responsibilities like
So true😂
Sooo true (me too btw)
Same
Daddy!
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEE
If a teenager wants to pageant, sure. But for the love of God, don't make your four year old do it.
Felfolk agreed
I thought that pageant was pregnant lol
@@entirelynotfrank9393 same
Yes
Your profile picture looks awesome!
The reaction to the mum saying her camel toe was much larger then anybodys was the funniest part of this video Daz's reaction was gold
No lie when he did that acting scene with the tiger I dropped on the floor in a laughing fit 😂😂😂
Sammee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mom: "Her camel toe was bigger than anybody's"
Daz: overdramatic death scene
AHSHSBXBDKDIDDXNDUDHDHDHDUE7
@@darin9287 you Good?
@@darin9287 bro really just spammed his keyboard to act like he actually laughed at that 💀
LMFAO
@@darin9287 Gimme a sec, need to translate to English.
A SKUNK THAT FELL IN PAINT!! 😂😂😂
Jessica Bartels on god I died 😂😂😂😂😂
8:56 No joke, when Daz yelled "BLINK!" I was in the middle of eating popcorn and it proceeded to come out my nose. Funny stuff but God, it hurts--
Sacrifice the goat to the gods😂
“My daughter will win” BAAAAAH
I’m dying😂
Mannsey 03 your never actually dieing when you say that
Eagle 179 coooool sounds like someone listens a lot in school:)
Me too
why's Daz's goat scream on point tho? cos that's what I wanna know
ME TOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Parents act like this and then wonder why their 14 year old child is hiding 3 pregnancies, 7 suspensions and a whole Italian mob from them
🤣🤣🤣 IM SORRY I CANT 🤣 ITS SO TRUE THAT IYS HILARIOUS
The italian mob cracked me up, good one.
@saleeha Yup, that's why most suicide's happen. Because of trauma and the memories
Bryan Higgs that’s facts.
@saleeha Yeah that's the sad truth about this pagent crap... 😥
"While mum is trying to force her daughter into being a princess, dad is trying to be a shark!"🤣🤣🤣
Started peeing myself 🤣🤣
@Froggo 🤣🤣 yes
"And he's still holding a goat!!"
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😊👌:-D
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
2:24 me running away from my problems and responsibilities like:
Is no one gonna talk about that amazing goat noise Daz did...... it was magical
Yassss
I haven't seen him do that since his vines!!!!
I've been waiting for that noise to reappear 😂
11:24-11:50 imagine his daughter walked in and was like,
“Hey dad I-“ *slowly walks out of the room*
LOOOOOOL
Lmfao.
believe me ive seen some stuff..
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Omg🤣🤣i'm dead
I can’t breathe 😂😂😂 daz. Is literally the only person who makes these funny
Same I woke my brother up laughing
Bamboopandagirl same I woke my sister up laughing
I totally agree🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Spider You Saw Before You Went To Sleep same I woke my mother laughing
I agree
🤣😂 YESSSSS TITANIC ;)
This man never fails to make me laugh
Someone needs to explain the GOOOaaaTTTT
This is how many people love daz
👇
Only 56 people love daz 😂
Charlotte Robson
3.4 million people love daz, we don't need a like count to know that.
To be honest, maybe more people do but don't have a RUclips account to subscribe.
@@alexadmssOmg, yes! That's so true but now it's 3.05 million!
Actually still dying over this
sharkman is gonna eat the goat
The child: "Get away from me !!"
The cameraman Naruto running towards the girl.
Panda Rule you got the whole squad laughing
This comment really made me imagine this actually happening xD
“While there trying to force their daughter to be a princess, the dad is trying to force himself to be a shark” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Lol I was gonna comment the same thing
8:04
"Someone needs to explain the *GOOOOAT.* "
WHY IS THERE A MAN HOLDING A GOAT???
9:45
Why is nobody talking about how good Daz's goat noise is ???
I thought it was a sound effect at first lol
@@beckyyyyw same lol
Honestly I just don't know
Yeah, also who else got clickbaited by this?
OMG YES HE IS SO GOOD AT IT I KNEW THERE WAS GONNA BE A COMMENT
"Yes I am beautiful I am always beautiful"
Me after eating 2 ice cream sandwiches a bag of mints and 4 bowls of cool ranch Doritos and drinking 2 different sodas
As long as you’re not eating three bowls of ramen every meal 😂
@@Lovinia1 Lol
benny fatcakes ME BITCH! saaamme!
benny fatcakes mood
*salutes*
"My daughter will win ehalalalala"
"BLINK"
"SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE GOAT"
"The dad is trying to be a shark"
"A skunk that fell in paint"
"Introducing alesayndra the goat EAHALAALLALA"
" she dressed up he daughter like a billard duck"
"What was that walk"
"It looks like one of Beyonce's backup dancers in single ladies forgot what they were doing"
my favorite quotes
Victor Guerrido Some of Daz’s many good quotes
perfect
"she doesn't want to be part of this. you know why? SHE JUST CAME OUT OF YOUR WOMB."
Victor Guerrido lmfao he gets me each time
these videsos will never cease to hurt my stomach from the laughing, regardless if I know what line is coming up next- the way he delivers shit always get me
Weird Lady: But then again, Her Camel Toe was bigger than anything else
Daz: **Breathes**
Me: W H E E Z E
AngelBunny Bella *ShOtS fIrEd*
Chk Chk BANG
😂😂
I really feel bad for the kids, but why did she make her daughter look like a mini Trisha Paytas?
I think you're talking about the first kid and if you are...
D E A R G O S H!!
@@bellalikesbubbles5309 I kin her too
haha
I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT
Oh my god ur right
The random guy holding a goat telling the women to "back off" Made me lose it.
8:03 - someone needs to explain the g🎵OAT. WHY IS THERE A MAN HOLDING A GOAT??
"YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE FOR BEING A FOUR YEAR OLD"
“How dare you!”
HoW DaRe yOu
I LITERALLY JUST SAW THAT WHILE READING YOUR COMMENT
YOU MONSTER
Tanajah Encarnacion Cespedes 😂
Parent: Forces child to participate in a competition
Kid: Gets upset of being forced participate in a competition
Parent: Yells at child
Kid: Cries more
Parent: Shocked Pikachu Face
😂
@AquaTheWolf 2.0 You sound like all the boys on my class lmao 😂
It's the forcing the child to do shit against their will for me
If i had a parent that did that,i’d slap his/her face ✌︎︎
SHOCKED PIKACHU FACE😭
*”My daughter will win”*
*BAHHHHHH*
wHaT wAs tHaT 💀😭❤❤❤ 12:11
Little Girl: 'GET AWAY FROM ME"
Camera Man: *stretches* Alright lets do this
Omg lol
Usain Bolt is training to be a pageant cameraman
@@masqueradingmadam I think Usain bolt was a camera man before he made it big-
@@izukumidoryia4864 Seriously?
@@masqueradingmadam It’s a possibility- but no I don’t think he was
THIS👏🏻 IS👏🏻 NOT👏🏻 PARENTING!!!👏🏻
Wat👏the👏heck👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Usually girls clap after every word they say. Thats how i imagine this comment and daz did it in the video lol
THIS👏IS👏AMERICA👏
This👏Is👏Not👏Patenting👏These👏Parents👏Are👏Not👏Doing👏Their👏Part👏In👏This👏👏World
Why do girls clap at me when they talk
Your👏not👏 listening
What I am suppose to do
I'm 👏 really👏 really👏 sorry
Those who watch daz vines you get it
Daz is the
Best youtuber and person in the word
Wolfy Wolf yep
Yessss
Wolfy Wolf he is number 2, stefan karl stefansson is number one. F
You spelt world wrong
IN THE W O R D!!!!
0:32 it’s about being beautiful …… it’s about………being beautiful
"Whilst trying to force there daughter to be a pRiNcESs."
"There dad is trying to force himself to be a sHaRk"
9:40
😂
This was one of the many highlights of this video😂😂😂😂
'Thats not even a mohawk that is just up.