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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @_xxkittiixx_
    @_xxkittiixx_ 3 года назад +8004

    Daz's Daughter: *gives him sass*
    Daz: "THATS IT YOUVE LOST FEET PRIVILEGES!"

  • @tiahnalorin9167
    @tiahnalorin9167 2 года назад +4112

    Daz: "When I was a kid, I was lucky if I finished a race. If I came last, I was so happy, because it meant I actually finished it." 👏🏻😁
    That's the attitude every child should have! I love it Daz! ❤️💯

    • @Elijahboi
      @Elijahboi 2 года назад +36

      this should be a t-shirt quote not even kidding it is so good and inspiring

    • @Buried_Blu
      @Buried_Blu 2 года назад +24

      I came third when I was in primary, now I just don’t run cause I developed asthma ;-;

    • @DiaMai
      @DiaMai 2 года назад +13

      @@Buried_Blu I’m sorry about that asthma isn’t the greatest thing to have

    • @Buried_Blu
      @Buried_Blu 2 года назад +7

      @@DiaMai ah, don’t feel bad- it’s a hereditary thing

    • @thisguy6426
      @thisguy6426 2 года назад +2

      As soon as I started reading this he said it lol

  • @Peskyybee
    @Peskyybee Год назад +1083

    As soon as the girl said “I’ve been practicing sucking in my stomach” I was in horror. That is a recipe for an eating disorder

    • @samgeorgewhitler
      @samgeorgewhitler 6 месяцев назад +32

      i was told i am to fat and such from people in my class. just because i was a bit pudgy i was 6 pounds overweight. i started sucking in my stomach, eating less and less. i endet up in hospital with a weight of 75 pounds at the height of around 5 to 6 foot. i am a male and you could see every bone in my body. i then went to therapy and started eating slowly more and more that was when i was 16. i am now 21 and weigh about 168 pounds. i am now healthier then ever and i also started ignoring people and even cutting them out of my life like i dont need this shit. and my favorite snack went from a whole ass cucumber to chocolate chip cookies. i gotta say falling does not hurt badly anymore

    • @SiriusBlack-rm3fc
      @SiriusBlack-rm3fc 5 месяцев назад

      when?

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 5 месяцев назад

      And even before that the gate. Like wow.

    • @amyhudson2842
      @amyhudson2842 3 месяца назад +1

      I literally started crying when she said that. I got told this at 8 yo too

    • @kellyng2548
      @kellyng2548 2 месяца назад +2

      ballet core 😢

  • @joshnolan6643
    @joshnolan6643 2 года назад +196

    As someone with an ED, thankyou soo much for talking out about the damage this is doing. It is horrific that the parents even think this is okay.

    • @littlepumpkinbearxxx
      @littlepumpkinbearxxx 2 месяца назад

      Pageanting should be BANNED in every country and every state and should be viewed as a felony to force your child to partake in an illegal pageant.

  • @nethermindd9705
    @nethermindd9705 3 года назад +3566

    pageants are so disturbing to me. “suck in that stomach” “I look at the beauty of the child, not the shape of the child”. who in their right mind says something like that to a CHILD or about a CHILD. she’s just a kid. she shouldn’t have to worry about “sucking in” or whether or not the judges think she’s beautiful. she’s gorgeous, she should be running outside playing, inside doing puzzles and just being a kid.

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 3 года назад +47

      Sadly there are alot of parents like her.

    • @RavenVargas27
      @RavenVargas27 3 года назад +18

      HoneyDewCosplay
      Exactly, it should be friends happiness and toys not this insanity

    • @ImmaNerd-y2l
      @ImmaNerd-y2l 3 года назад +8

      Most underrated comment to date
      Well said my dude 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @lilymccutchan3321
      @lilymccutchan3321 3 года назад +9

      I'm completely on your side, however sometimes we have to suck in and "stand tall" to look better on stage, But it shouldn't be to look skinnier it should be to look taller.

    • @alexanderpelky5921
      @alexanderpelky5921 3 года назад +6

      she was a judge and she was saying the dress and make-up, not the shape of her, still fucked up though 🙁

  • @chilli3672
    @chilli3672 3 года назад +5804

    This genuinely made me cry…I am 22 and just realized at my age that my eating disorder is because of my mom commenting on my weight relentlessly. I can’t begin to imagine what those poor girls went through

    • @eclipseschannel6559
      @eclipseschannel6559 3 года назад +264

      I'm sorry. You've probably heard this too many times, but things will get better. You're 22 and hopefully have moved out. Eat some small meals all through the day.
      Even if it's a bite of a cereal bar or something.
      You can do this and you'll get through it. I promise.

    • @BriannaShephard04
      @BriannaShephard04 3 года назад +65

      @@eclipseschannel6559 Agreed

    • @karlydunow8710
      @karlydunow8710 2 года назад +100

      I’m 33 n I STILL have insecurities because of my ma that turned into eating disorders. I still struggle to this day.

    • @jassy_w
      @jassy_w 2 года назад +27

      mhm same:(so sorry tho hope ur ok

    • @redrokirumba3772
      @redrokirumba3772 2 года назад +28

      @@karlydunow8710 You've got this :) Every little bite counts 💛

  • @Moonroon
    @Moonroon Год назад +650

    my father used to guilt us when we bought a small toy worth £5, i can’t imagine how this poor girl feels..

    • @M.Rizzy786
      @M.Rizzy786 Год назад +1

      This little kid is a ungrateful b*tch I feel sorry for the mom

    • @NelehLove9313
      @NelehLove9313 5 месяцев назад +5

      Depends on if he had the money to do it. If he wasn't paid alot and you just threw it outside or in a toy box and didn't play with it anyway.. I totally could understand him. If he had money and you actually enjoyed the toy until it completely broke. I understand you. But with kids... I kind of know which one is more likely what happened.

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 5 месяцев назад

      N not even guilt usually just ranting abt raised prices n stuff

    • @Everyb0dys_f00l
      @Everyb0dys_f00l 3 месяца назад

      ​@@NelehLove9313 they said nothing about "throwing it outside" or "throwing it in a toy box", just that their father bought a $5 toy and they'd be guilted for it. Nothing understandable or "depends" about that.

    • @bananamanchester4156
      @bananamanchester4156 2 месяца назад

      ​@@NelehLove9313 well there's a few things to consider-
      - kids need variety and stimulation, whether it be toys or experiences. If the dad couldn't afford to buy lots of stuff that's fine, but I hope he read to OP/took OP to the park/ played with him instead.
      - OP didn't specify who was buying the toy, was it the father or OP? If OP bought it with their own pocket money, then the father should respect OP's decision to spend the money.
      - there are better ways to set boundaries with kids than by using guilt! Simply say "no, we can't afford the toy". When you get something with this weird pressure that "YOU BETTER USE IT" it becomes less fun to play with.

  • @Eleanorscatmom
    @Eleanorscatmom Год назад +141

    As someone who's parents not only encouraged but inspired my discorded eating it's really nice to see a father of a daughter stand against all of that. I'm so happy for her future, it's a tiny bit of healing along my journey. Thanks for being an awesome person I can depend on to cheer me up.

  • @finn7877
    @finn7877 2 года назад +1499

    8:04 the literal *perfect* example of emotional abuse. "I worked so hard to get money to buy this for you and now it's gone" love that for me

    • @unhingedjournee
      @unhingedjournee Год назад +1

      I also hate when parents bring up the bare minimum.. "I put a roof over your head, food in your stomach, clothes on your back and I take you to the doctors." That is your job!! We didn't ask to be born. That's why I'm glad to see Gen Z and Millennials breaking the generational curse cycle... but this pageant mom is your typical Boomer

    • @lizzymeyers80
      @lizzymeyers80 Год назад +5

      Ye

    • @marisol5743
      @marisol5743 6 месяцев назад +3

      That my mom too me

  • @iluvurmumdotexe9344
    @iluvurmumdotexe9344 3 года назад +7918

    “It’s basically like throwing kids in an arena and telling them to fight for who’s prettier” Basically Pageants in a nutshell. Daz is so right like ALL the time

    • @DR3_34D
      @DR3_34D 3 года назад +8

      Ya

    • @speedydrury_1
      @speedydrury_1 3 года назад +78

      The hunger games pagent addition

    • @evgeniajposiko455
      @evgeniajposiko455 3 года назад +8

      You sound like those people that say "like" all the time but in a good way or in the right way.

    • @iluvurmumdotexe9344
      @iluvurmumdotexe9344 3 года назад +9

      @@evgeniajposiko455 I do, like, every time I speak. I don’t know if I use it correctly but I do say it a lot.

    • @dislikeroftheinternet5499
      @dislikeroftheinternet5499 3 года назад +1

      Not all pageants are like that

  • @youtr4ee
    @youtr4ee Год назад +232

    "Well now her spirit can cut cheese without a knife" made me laugh too hard

  • @Its_yo_girl_melody
    @Its_yo_girl_melody 2 месяца назад +17

    8:16 “there’s mummy’s mortgage, o! There’s the food we could go had this month haha in it goes.. OP! There’s our holiday to brumuda!”

  • @lxzy_stxrmie5245
    @lxzy_stxrmie5245 3 года назад +4608

    Daz: "If my daughter spoke to me like that I'd take away her-"
    Me: "Her life."

  • @thenecromancer5007
    @thenecromancer5007 3 года назад +7502

    “And this was my retirement money.” Wow this mom REALLY wants her kid to feel terrible about herself.

    • @megansmith5884
      @megansmith5884 3 года назад +237

      And yet they force them to wear dresses and think that being pretty is the most important thing?

    • @lmao6821
      @lmao6821 3 года назад +87

      @@megansmith5884 Say it again for the ones at the back🤚🏽

    • @quesedillaburbur2520
      @quesedillaburbur2520 3 года назад +54

      I hate moms sometimes. The child should decide to do this or not.

    • @megansmith5884
      @megansmith5884 3 года назад +44

      @@quesedillaburbur2520 I agree. It puts so much stress on the poor children.

    • @genna6216
      @genna6216 3 года назад +6

      I-
      I thought that was n-normal

  • @ShaneSmithDesign
    @ShaneSmithDesign 2 года назад +174

    14:31
    "what's the matter with the- UHHAYR"

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 5 месяцев назад +6

      HhhshahhhhahAHAHHAHHAHAHHAGA😊

    • @BigMacWhopper
      @BigMacWhopper 4 месяца назад +7

      I hadn’t even gotten that far in the vid yet but I needed to see what you were talking about 😂

  • @Psychoplantic
    @Psychoplantic 2 года назад +576

    “I’d take her iPad away her iPhone her AirPods and her pc and also her feet I would take her feet away she would have to crawl to school”
    -Daz games 2022

  • @Kbruce03
    @Kbruce03 3 года назад +7175

    I love the fact that the mom said "I'm taking a break from pagents" like SHE was doing them....

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes 3 года назад +209

      Absolutely it shows how its not really the childs interest

    • @Kbruce03
      @Kbruce03 3 года назад +86

      @@informationyes yes she just made the child or more so trained her to think that she does

    • @lardnar9268
      @lardnar9268 3 года назад +24

      I actually know a grown woman who participates in beauty pageants-

    • @Kbruce03
      @Kbruce03 3 года назад +49

      @@lardnar9268 see it's one thing if SHE is doing it which good for her but it's when her kid does it and the mom acts like she is doing it

    • @lilymccutchan3321
      @lilymccutchan3321 3 года назад +27

      My mom says "were quitting pageants if you don't win" and I'm like... you're not the one doing them so you don't get to choose if I quit... ofc I don't say that to her face

  • @red_4545
    @red_4545 3 года назад +809

    “Slenderman has a daughter and she’s in a nail salon”
    creppypasta: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @berfindari8088
    @berfindari8088 2 года назад +102

    The way he said ' if my daughter did that I will take Her FEET away " made me luaghing

  • @yaseralsaab3945
    @yaseralsaab3945 2 года назад +34

    12:44 that cry had me literally tearing up from laughter 😂😂😂

  • @TheCrystalBoat
    @TheCrystalBoat 3 года назад +3496

    The mum is like "WE eat better, WE go running" while doing fuck all lmao

    • @catgirlok80
      @catgirlok80 3 года назад +7

      @Panda Pup haha 😂

    • @a.ham_antha7454
      @a.ham_antha7454 3 года назад +24

      i think it goes back to the moms trying to live the pageant life through their kids and its unfair for the kid ://

    • @muahmuahkisskiss6821
      @muahmuahkisskiss6821 3 года назад +9

      Literally my mum though. She just sits there while me and my brother do all her taxes lmao

    • @fairyblu6929
      @fairyblu6929 3 года назад +6

      @@muahmuahkisskiss6821 dang!!

    • @serenityx3159
      @serenityx3159 3 года назад +5

      @@muahmuahkisskiss6821 you know how to do taxes 👩🏽‍🦱 lucky

  • @jemzwi
    @jemzwi 3 года назад +3652

    “There are kids waking up in the world right now and they just discovered they’ve got no f*cking head!” Im laughing so hard

  • @aRaccB
    @aRaccB Год назад +38

    11:15 the amount of sass and rage- I was not prepared

  • @Peterparker43284
    @Peterparker43284 Год назад +79

    Oh my god snot came out of my nose
    "There are kids waking up in the world and theyve just discovered they have no FUCKING HEAD"
    LMFAO

  • @ninjadoggo8658
    @ninjadoggo8658 3 года назад +960

    Daz is the best parent ever. As soon as he said he’ll take away her daughter’s feet away I knew her daughter must be a lucky person

  • @_JustSomeDude_
    @_JustSomeDude_ 3 года назад +2190

    “Hold up the dresses, which is weight”
    They aren’t wearing body armour, calm down.

    • @orangeystudios2070
      @orangeystudios2070 3 года назад +34

      She says it like the dresses are chainmail or some crap 😄

    • @papercat_morningteeth1137
      @papercat_morningteeth1137 3 года назад +18

      Maybe the dresses are made of diamond and that’s why it costs so much

    • @cubbygamer5246
      @cubbygamer5246 3 года назад +6

      I thought the dresses were gas

    • @riyanhaysabel954
      @riyanhaysabel954 3 года назад +13

      some pageant dresses can actually b heavy, especially for a young girl like her

    • @marissawuzhere
      @marissawuzhere 3 года назад +21

      being a pageant kid growing up,depending on the dress ofc,they can be very heavy especially for someone of her size. I never really had to much trouble holding them but thats just because I was,and still am,a really big kid and all of the other pageant girls,and guys, where very "dainty".

  • @islaouko
    @islaouko 5 месяцев назад +17

    8:16 little did he know this would be a famous clip years later 💪💪

  • @mattiejanewalker7875
    @mattiejanewalker7875 Год назад +30

    Can we just give Daz a hand for the amount of love and care he has for his daughter whike still being an influencer? Caring about her health while he’s losing weight and still using discipline and great care for her? What an amazing dad. What a great example for today’s generation Daz. I will forever be a fan of yours. ❤ 👏🏻

  • @AbsolutelyAmel
    @AbsolutelyAmel 3 года назад +1898

    Daz's "COME ON" do be sounding more and more like Gordon Ramsay with each of these videos 😂😂😂✌🏻👌🏻
    edit: omg thank you guys 🥺 I never had 1k likes. Stay safe
    and don't microwave your salads you doughnuts 🦇

    • @livclarkmusic
      @livclarkmusic 3 года назад +14

      I can't unhear this now 😂😂

    • @rachelcoyle4355
      @rachelcoyle4355 3 года назад +15

      He could replace Everytime he says "come on" with a clip of Gordan and we would be none the wiser

    • @julip_
      @julip_ 3 года назад +7

      Thank you! I knew I wasn’t the only one hearing that😂🙏

    • @Nemo-wq9nd
      @Nemo-wq9nd 3 года назад +5

      Omg I was about to comment the same thing!!!!

    • @eminem1110
      @eminem1110 3 года назад +2

      Agreed

  • @hunleytheguineapig312
    @hunleytheguineapig312 3 года назад +5260

    This is how kids gain insecurities, eating disorders, depression, and eventually end up in a psychiatric hospital with anorexia. They are being judged by how "pretty" they are at 7-8 years old, and if they don't win then they get thoughts like "i lost cause im ugly" and "im not worth anything". They get insecurities sooo freaking early and worry about how skinny they are when they should be worried that they will get caught in hide and seek while playing outside with their friends! Pageants for young children are terrible and lead the kids into a lifetime of depression and problems. Please never put your child into a pageant ever...

    • @BeomgyusMiddleFinger_0304
      @BeomgyusMiddleFinger_0304 3 года назад +27

      @@chanelye9485 Don't listen to them! I may not know you but I know that you are worth so much! Never stop loving yourself and don't listen to those stupid human beings! Keep your head up and show them that you are the Boss of your life and that you don't care about their useless opinions💙

    • @chanelye9485
      @chanelye9485 3 года назад +16

      @@BeomgyusMiddleFinger_0304 thanx for ur support

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 3 года назад +8

      All true but the parents are still awful.

    • @tbhc415
      @tbhc415 3 года назад

      okay snowflake

    • @ellac223
      @ellac223 3 года назад +3

      it’s not that deep

  • @psychedelicblueberry8080
    @psychedelicblueberry8080 11 месяцев назад +15

    I love when Daz makes himself laugh. His laugh is so contagious

  • @naan000
    @naan000 2 года назад +26

    2:02 that typical "mystic indian riff~" at the start had me rolling my eyes so hard

  • @professorpennies
    @professorpennies 3 года назад +2739

    "I've grown up into what can only be described as a, um, sausage patty."

    • @nathanpreston8
      @nathanpreston8 3 года назад +17

      Nice

    • @sohnjakrivenski4242
      @sohnjakrivenski4242 3 года назад +35

      Lol
      Daz Is Absolutely My Favorite RUclipsr Out There
      His Personality Humility Kindness
      Down To Earth And Of Course G
      His Sense Of Humour Just Make For A Good Watch Every Show

    • @gwynithjohnson3750
      @gwynithjohnson3750 3 года назад +12

      Same here same energy

    • @korda3770
      @korda3770 3 года назад +10

      When I tell u I read that at the same time he said it 😭

    • @professorpennies
      @professorpennies 3 года назад +4

      @@korda3770 that happens to me alll the timeee

  • @jessicaharper6585
    @jessicaharper6585 3 года назад +392

    When the daughter said she’d pay to fix the gate if she won money, my heart legit broke. Because her mother is so into pageantry and spending everything on pageant dresses, she’s letting other far more important things go by the wayside.

    • @sapphirelynn821
      @sapphirelynn821 3 года назад +24

      I would also guess the mom probably mentioned to the daughter that it would be good to use the winning money towards the gate. Make it seem like its a good idea and a smart thing for her to do when really the moms just trying to cover her ass cause she’s irresponsible with her money.

  • @hollyn9649
    @hollyn9649 11 месяцев назад +8

    “Side Rant” has become my favorite new phrase!! I get so excited when Daz says that!!!

  • @S4yd3-0n-p4wz
    @S4yd3-0n-p4wz 5 месяцев назад +8

    "I think I'm a good comedian"
    U ARE ONE.

  • @notit9501
    @notit9501 3 года назад +2743

    Pagenting is literally showing kids to a bunch of people so that they can tell them if they are pretty or not. They take these kids and sometimes even put them in sexualized outfits/routines/characters and then put them in front of people and say, "yes, that's good, we've done good, my child is happy!". No, your child is just that, A CHILD. They are children, not adults, and they shouldn't be competing over who's "prettier" or "thinner". The fact that this pagent called it "petite division" also has be feeling extremely gross, "hey, come look at skinny young girls in expensive dresses and girdles and corsets and tons of makeup and judge them!"
    Nasty stuff.

    • @sedoniadragotta8323
      @sedoniadragotta8323 3 года назад +83

      It's run by pedophies

    • @RomyRavenna
      @RomyRavenna 3 года назад +50

      @@sedoniadragotta8323 that's what I wanted to say. It is exactly that disgusting pedophiles in the audience and behind the "show"

    • @Cheddar_Shred
      @Cheddar_Shred 3 года назад +28

      I wouldn't be surprised if this is how pedophiles get turned on, instead of kidnapping kids off the street.

    • @nathanschmidtke5901
      @nathanschmidtke5901 3 года назад +15

      @@Cheddar_Shred well I mean it’s a bit better then

    • @jacklee7178
      @jacklee7178 2 года назад +24

      Couldn’t have put it better myself

  • @niamhm179
    @niamhm179 3 года назад +1352

    oh god… “i’ve been sucking in my stomach” that poor girl was so proud of herself it’s obvious she’s been taught that weight should be as low as possible

    • @SistaKhandie
      @SistaKhandie 2 года назад +28

      That’s exactly why she ends up looking like a damn stick.

    • @baldie_mm2.
      @baldie_mm2. 2 года назад +5

      LOL

    • @littlepumpkinbearxxx
      @littlepumpkinbearxxx Год назад +20

      The fact that some children think that that is how u get accepted in society! Its sad how our society has created this standard

    • @Saturn.gachaa
      @Saturn.gachaa Год назад +8

      Fax, it hurts me to see little kids feel that they need to be skinny to be “beautiful” or “handsome” it’s just wrong.. my heart goes out to them.❤

    • @shayr007
      @shayr007 Год назад +2

      exactly, when I was in preschool from age 4-5 I would suck in my stomach every day, especially during preschool. when I started kindergarten it got worse, I ended up being diagnosed with arfid as well as other eating disorders at age 7. ive struggled my whole life with my body due to the society I grew up with, body image is talked about a lot more nowadays and its getting worse, im about to be 19 and I still have arfid, its something I probably won't overcome due to having the symptoms and signs since I was a baby but nobody really thought much of it until I had completely stopped eating when I was 7.

  • @heidijune5198
    @heidijune5198 2 месяца назад +4

    10:22 had me absolutely dying 😂😂😂 love ya Daz keep being awesome 😎

  • @idonthaveone60
    @idonthaveone60 2 месяца назад +3

    15:31 i was dying here, the little oink sounding thing was what really got me. 💀

  • @internetmaggot
    @internetmaggot 3 года назад +383

    I can tell that Daz is literally the best father ever, if you were his kid he’d make sure your mental health and your self esteem was high and that you felt good about yourself :,)

    • @stupididiot2759
      @stupididiot2759 3 года назад +4

      I love your Karl PFP!

    • @ducksnaf8844
      @ducksnaf8844 3 года назад +1

      Are those kurt cobain glasses

    • @internetmaggot
      @internetmaggot 3 года назад +1

      @@stupididiot2759 thank you!!

    • @internetmaggot
      @internetmaggot 3 года назад +2

      @@ducksnaf8844 uh idk what those look like but usually ppl call them georgenotfound goggles or clout glasses

    • @stupididiot2759
      @stupididiot2759 3 года назад +1

      @@internetmaggot it's okay us Karl fans gotta stick together, also I agree 100% with what you wrote!

  • @diorzz
    @diorzz 3 года назад +3463

    Fun fact: Those little waving cats have different colors and gold means wealth.

    • @EthanTucky16
      @EthanTucky16 3 года назад +97

      Yes I've heard of this I think the brown and white is the best one out of them all

    • @Samsung-galaxy1993
      @Samsung-galaxy1993 3 года назад +167

      Yes this is true white colour is to get good luck and overall good fortune, while black is to ward off evil, red is for good health and pink is for romance not sure about the others

    • @irishhamiltonmemes6748
      @irishhamiltonmemes6748 3 года назад +79

      I LOVE WAVING CATS

    • @becca_rose_x
      @becca_rose_x 3 года назад +32

      So if it’s for wealth, where is all my money then?😂haha I honestly don’t believe in any of those superstitious sort of things😂

    • @Samsung-galaxy1993
      @Samsung-galaxy1993 3 года назад +13

      @@becca_rose_x same way mine is on bills and taxes 😂

  • @rossbowskill2339
    @rossbowskill2339 10 месяцев назад +8

    “They have to hold up their dresses, which is weight”
    *grabs popcorn to await daz’s reply*

  • @fireruby1882
    @fireruby1882 2 года назад +4

    5:50 DAZ YOU ARE KILLING ME 🤣I fricken love all your rants

  • @beezuz7479
    @beezuz7479 3 года назад +519

    His fake crying got me laughing so hard.

  • @ab8ndon
    @ab8ndon 3 года назад +2051

    this world is horrible, as a child this is heartbreaking, an 8 year old is being taught and being raised to be so self absorbed. its sad truly. its unfortunate shes already having to live up the societys unrealistic standards. it really is heartbreaking. no child, or anyone as a matter of face should have to feel like they have to live up to society's standards. everyone is beautiful how they are.. its truly saddening
    edit: sorry this is so repetitive i was tired when i made this😀☝️

    • @allisonbrookkkk
      @allisonbrookkkk 3 года назад +48

      my mom did it to me and i can’t stand her for it, sometimes i catch myself being rude to people and entitled and it’s like it’s just became a part of me. not to mention the whole “watching what you eat” yea my mom would only let me eat one bowl of fruit a day and workout for 2 hours in the 5 days leading up to pageants

    • @ab8ndon
      @ab8ndon 3 года назад +31

      @@allisonbrookkkk im really sorry that happened to you doll, youre perfect the way you are, truly!

    • @TRIlKURRDURR
      @TRIlKURRDURR 3 года назад +16

      I agree with your comment, pageants are so putrid and revolting that they should all be shut down.

    • @water8934
      @water8934 3 года назад +3

      huh

    • @cathymchugh3806
      @cathymchugh3806 3 года назад +4

      we get it you said sad and trly 4 time xx no hate

  • @Oscarzilla2004
    @Oscarzilla2004 10 месяцев назад +2

    7:35 “Eleven and a half grand! *ELEVEN* 👹👹”

  • @kaelahbaldwin41
    @kaelahbaldwin41 Год назад +6

    5:57 just yes this is hilarious I love his sarcasm 😂

  • @taylorflynn3647
    @taylorflynn3647 3 года назад +900

    “How’s it going dazzlers” makes everyone’s day 10x better

    • @chasebowman9815
      @chasebowman9815 3 года назад +2

      Normal people: Oh yeah today’s awesome really just amazing
      Me after hearing that:💃💃💃🥰🥰💃💃💃💃🙇🙇🙇🙇

    • @hoooiiipeeples4211
      @hoooiiipeeples4211 3 года назад +6

      wrong its the HA that makes everyones day

    • @Babyybean
      @Babyybean 3 года назад

      *F A C T S*

    • @bkzu2980
      @bkzu2980 3 года назад

      Factsssss

    • @user-jp2pp4qj3u
      @user-jp2pp4qj3u 3 года назад

      FR THOUGH

  • @dudeman1983
    @dudeman1983 3 года назад +380

    Daughter: misbehaves
    Daz: you just lost feet privileges

  • @Raven_song24
    @Raven_song24 Год назад +2

    "Cause I've grown up to what can only be described as a sausage patty." BISH WHAT. You are fluffy. And fluffy=fabulous😌💅

  • @JuliaRead-kl6sm
    @JuliaRead-kl6sm 2 месяца назад +2

    “ hi Sharon, is this Bermuda grass” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @holdmysprite6056
    @holdmysprite6056 3 года назад +1071

    When I was 8 I didn't EVER worry about how I looked. I personally feel like pageants are a form of abuse as it can cause children to be insecure or feel like they aren't pretty enough. No kid that is put in pageants really has a choice and it's quite sad really. They go up on stage to show off their beauty so adults can judge them... it's kinda creepy to be completely honest. It's teaching kids that they need to be pretty to make money and that isn't true. Pageants should be for kids above the age of 16, so that they can have a choice and already know that beauty isn't the only way to win in life.

    • @Emma-dp8lh
      @Emma-dp8lh 3 года назад +18

      my friend went in a pageant once and she is fine,she wasnt crazy about it like this lady tho. she wanted to do it herself. she was old enoguh to decide and it was her idea, so i get what you mean if ur talking about young young kids who dont have a choice, but my friend said it was fun. im not suppoarting these crazy obsessed pageant moms tho

    • @holdmysprite6056
      @holdmysprite6056 3 года назад +18

      @@Emma-dp8lh yeah, I think it's good if they're old enough to make the choice themselves :)

    • @Sammywhammy415
      @Sammywhammy415 3 года назад

      I’ve been worrying about how I look for as long as I can remember. So since I was 3

    • @lee_aveittome
      @lee_aveittome 3 года назад

      @@Emma-dp8lh i think Op means more so parents who make theor young children do it all the time and who makes the childs life revolve around pageants. Obv doing it once and while wont hurt

    • @sarak2132
      @sarak2132 3 года назад +1

      Well said

  • @Lucagam3s
    @Lucagam3s 2 года назад +3217

    Daz: "I smell eating disorder" Me: **slowly eating a chocolate bar**

    • @Cheddar_Shred
      @Cheddar_Shred 2 года назад +90

      OMG NO WAIT I'M LITERALLY EATING A CHOCOLATE BAR AS I'M READING THIS LMAO

    • @jamiearmstrong1813
      @jamiearmstrong1813 2 года назад +25

      SAME

    • @Monster_Evibez
      @Monster_Evibez 2 года назад +80

      *Slowly puts ice cream container away* ...

    • @rengokusimp8240
      @rengokusimp8240 2 года назад +23

      LOL I'M EATING CHOCOLATE TO

    • @Tarayumyum1245
      @Tarayumyum1245 2 года назад +20

      I was eating white chocolate jazzies

  • @ViolettSanchez-ld4pu
    @ViolettSanchez-ld4pu 4 месяца назад +3

    I SPAT MY TEA OUT ABOUT 10 TIMES DURING THIS😭

  • @Wolfstar.is.sirius
    @Wolfstar.is.sirius 12 дней назад +1

    Daz at comic-con is somthing I’d like to see 😭😭

  • @haileybetancourt4115
    @haileybetancourt4115 3 года назад +654

    “There are kids in the world waking up and discovering they have no head” -Daz 2021

    • @paigewilliams5857
      @paigewilliams5857 3 года назад +5

      Came to the comments for this

    • @itsnikkisan
      @itsnikkisan 3 года назад +13

      I cracked up when he said that. Like what ..!

    • @Jezidka
      @Jezidka 3 года назад +7

      I had to go back cause I thought I heard him wrong....nope.

    • @pixelwolf9828
      @pixelwolf9828 3 года назад

      😂

    • @IvanBias24
      @IvanBias24 3 года назад +1

      wtf does that even mean LOL

  • @ihatepeople4169
    @ihatepeople4169 3 года назад +4996

    Who else is bingeing all of daz’s videos????🙋🏼‍♀️

  • @acting.earthling
    @acting.earthling 3 месяца назад +4

    daz’s acting skills on top rn

  • @Măşöħ
    @Măşöħ 2 месяца назад +3

    8:16 help I had a laughing fit watching this 😭

  • @crimsonmage3758
    @crimsonmage3758 3 года назад +299

    Pageants are just the hunger games for beauty obsessed people

  • @caitlingilmartin5476
    @caitlingilmartin5476 3 года назад +539

    They way the mum said “suck in that stomach” is actually so sad,honestly how can a mother say that to her 8 year old daughter. Or to anyone in that matter. I’m actually in shock. Girls and boys in society today have problems with their body and the pageant parents are feeding that with their own children. It makes me so sad. I wish those girls (and boys in pageants) the best❤️

    • @Creepy111
      @Creepy111 3 года назад +15

      Honestly, it's very sad. My mom does it to me and it's very taxing on the self-esteem and body image.

    • @blitz-yp3oi
      @blitz-yp3oi 3 года назад +5

      @@Creepy111 my mom does it to my sister it's really sad

    • @yzzil2660
      @yzzil2660 3 года назад +7

      I know that feeling too. I live with my grandmother who is very narcissistic and when she tries making comments like that or trying to manipulate me into appearing better, it hurts. Especially when you get bullied in school everyday like most people only to home and get shamed about everything that makes you yourself

    • @Creepy111
      @Creepy111 3 года назад +3

      @@yzzil2660 It definitely does. Stay strong though! We'll get past this point and free of this type of toxicity eventually. 💛

    • @yzzil2660
      @yzzil2660 3 года назад +3

      @@Creepy111 Love the name btw

  • @Macie.749
    @Macie.749 3 месяца назад +4

    A BOULDER WITH ARMS😭😭😭

  • @haleyrider5706
    @haleyrider5706 Год назад +1

    Daz- $11,500 that is my mortgage on a kid omg so funny🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JacobKealohi
    @JacobKealohi 3 года назад +204

    "She's holding enough cash to not only fix your fence but your attitude."
    Okay, that's a good one.

  • @elainanish9431
    @elainanish9431 3 года назад +512

    In regards to the kid being like "I practiced sucking in my stomach" that left me gravely concerned. I'm into 3 years of recovery from an 8 year long eating disorder and that's the type of behavior I started out with. Sucking in my stomach while looking in the mirror imagining what I could look like if I didn't keep any of my food down. I've only met one girl who has done pageantry and it was through an inpatient hospital and she had severe anorexia. Pageantry churns out insecure children who turn into even more insecure teenagers who gain their control through food. They should be shut down, not only because its extremely creepy for a bunch of adults to rate children's appearances, but also how dangerous it can be for young girls and their mental health. Women are more than their bodies, and that should be taught more rather than rewarding girls for being thin and wearing massively expensive clothing. You'll never see a little chubby kid accepted into a pageant

    • @kristlecasey9506
      @kristlecasey9506 3 года назад +11

      Well we had a chubby Queen once but she was the only one running at the school.

    • @stellastargazer1972
      @stellastargazer1972 3 года назад +15

      Preach it girl, Preach!! Pageants should be stopped!!

    • @RavenVargas27
      @RavenVargas27 3 года назад +13

      I agree, I'm happy for you that your doing better, thank you for putting this out there everyone needs to know what that leads to. I feel bad for these kids this poor girl will probably have emotional problems etc years from now pageants need to be eliminated

    • @Shayza81
      @Shayza81 3 года назад +10

      When that girl said that line my heart sunk to my stomach

    • @ayishakate7276
      @ayishakate7276 3 года назад +3

      Gurrrrrrl 🙌💅

  • @-SaltyDuck-
    @-SaltyDuck- 11 месяцев назад +2

    "Slenderman has a daughter and she's I a nail salon"
    That got me 💀

  • @faithreece5253
    @faithreece5253 Год назад +2

    Daz: slenderman had a daughter and she's in a nail salon Me: *slowly puts popcorn in my mouth dying of laughter*

  • @redanaj3585
    @redanaj3585 3 года назад +3492

    No one:
    Daz: I want to deep throat a subway for every meal

    • @ashleypetrini4627
      @ashleypetrini4627 3 года назад +66

      The best part is how he was more concerned with ruining his stomach than his throat.

    • @Sonicbladez
      @Sonicbladez 3 года назад +21

      No One:
      Nobody ever:
      You:
      "No one:
      Daz: I want to deep throat a subway for every meal"

    • @Iwanttodevourhumanflesh
      @Iwanttodevourhumanflesh 3 года назад +9

      @@Sonicbladez lmfaoooooo

    • @n0_fuks_togive_326
      @n0_fuks_togive_326 3 года назад +16

      Daz: you can’t really hit your kid now a-days can?
      My mom: 😅

    • @jessicalayla9066
      @jessicalayla9066 3 года назад +3

      @@Sonicbladez no

  • @user-gn6jc2yn9c
    @user-gn6jc2yn9c 3 года назад +257

    This should qualify as abuse. That little girl doesn't deserve to be treated like some sort of dream-catcher for her mother's failed dreams.

    • @mysticnoobgaming
      @mysticnoobgaming 3 года назад +5

      i agree. no kid should have to deal with this

  • @ChrysBlackwell
    @ChrysBlackwell 3 месяца назад +3

    Me, an adult, who has nails to help me not bite my nails, realizing that I know my nail beds aren’t great. SHES A BABY

  • @M0lly.th3.R4t
    @M0lly.th3.R4t Год назад +5

    Daz: "ELEVEN👹"
    Pageant mom: *keeps talking about the money she used*

  • @faintbow
    @faintbow 2 года назад +1924

    Daz: The mums should walk across the stage and each judge should get a rifle.
    Absolute legend!

    • @tvondproductions7239
      @tvondproductions7239 2 года назад +14

      Correct

    • @doot1doo1
      @doot1doo1 Год назад +45

      no, actually, the parents AND the judges should walk across the stage and the kids should get a rifle lmao

    • @Fern_12
      @Fern_12 Год назад +4

      ​@@doot1doo1yessss

    • @lelu810
      @lelu810 Год назад

      After that make the judges walk and we'll shoot 😂

    • @ursulagibson6801
      @ursulagibson6801 7 месяцев назад

      👍

  • @thebananaperson3807
    @thebananaperson3807 2 года назад +536

    I love how he goes “SIDE RANT!” and talks about something we all complain about 😂

  • @xXfernXx-n5j
    @xXfernXx-n5j 5 месяцев назад +3

    Wedding dresses are kinda heavy but a bloody children's dress 😂 ITS SO HEAVY!! MOTHER! MOTHER DEAREST! HELP ME MOTHER!

  • @user-ny5ik6wt2f
    @user-ny5ik6wt2f 7 месяцев назад +2

    'I don't thing your daughter will run on stage and tackle a buffalo'
    AHAHA

  • @somefellow7440
    @somefellow7440 3 года назад +205

    "I'd take her feet away" he said that so seriously, I'm sobbing

  • @xAnarchRadiostar
    @xAnarchRadiostar 3 года назад +415

    Fun fact: That little cat is called "The Fortune Cat" and it is for good luck, but its purpose to obtain wealth through the luck of business since Asian cultures surround life around work and various businesses.

    • @alexh1p623
      @alexh1p623 3 года назад +5

      Daz would nail it at comic con if he goes 💯

  • @keotheghost
    @keotheghost Год назад +5

    19:37 like those “fun runs” u had to do in school and the track is like a mile long- and u have to run for like 4 hours- like- tf. imagine an orange, a normal sized orange, with baby carrots for legs, and toothpick arms. now imagine that orange, running around a skillet pan for 4 hours. like that would be so depressing- that was me running in the “fun run”

  • @AJisdum
    @AJisdum 2 года назад +15

    4:17 Looking good Daz

  • @mariyuhhh5
    @mariyuhhh5 3 года назад +861

    Who in their right mind thought “oh yeah let’s put children on stage in wigs and makeup against their will and judge them based on how they look”. Ridiculous honestly. I hope these pageants become less and less in the future !

    • @obama2070
      @obama2070 3 года назад +21

      ikr!!! it's like shoving a mirror in front of someone's face and saying "this is you, "fix it" or i'll disown you"

    • @lolac8399
      @lolac8399 3 года назад +8

      I agree 100% but this is funny because I do Irish dancing and we all have to get spray tanned and wear heavy ass dresses, makeup and get judged (on dancing) but I totally agree. Haha

    • @katieparry8292
      @katieparry8292 3 года назад +11

      I feel like it was done in the past so grown ass men could chose their child bride and it just evolved from there

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 3 года назад +2

      @@lolac8399 a SPRAY TAN for IRISH DANCING? I’ve done clog dancing in the past (Dutch) and that sort of stuff was super banned.
      Wear traditional clothes, clogs and traditional hairstyles (braids pinned with mirrors). Makeup was allowed following traditional standards of modesty (no heavy foundation/highlight/lashes).
      What’s the point of a pale person not looking pale as fuck with IRISH DANCING. Sorry if this comes off rude it just absolutely baffles me. That’s the place to be pale second to an albino convention.

    • @gotlandstjej
      @gotlandstjej 3 года назад +5

      Why dosn't twiter try to cancel this i meen they try to cancel people bc of opinions

  • @flamewhale5491
    @flamewhale5491 3 года назад +475

    “I want a million pounds rn”
    “No sorry we can’t do that”
    “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

  • @Liarosexoxo
    @Liarosexoxo Год назад +3

    3.07 literally made me choke on my drink and cough for 5 minutes straight 😭😂😭😂😭😂

  • @satan1575
    @satan1575 3 года назад +363

    “Slender man has a daughter and she’s in the nail salon”
    Quote of the night/day

  • @pirateprincess1997
    @pirateprincess1997 3 года назад +556

    The mom could’ve just went to claires and got her the fake press on nails for little girls

    • @mech3384
      @mech3384 3 года назад +35

      ikr, now Shian out here looking like lady dimitrescu-

    • @youreweird4253
      @youreweird4253 3 года назад +5

      exactly what u thought

    • @katie-ut8en
      @katie-ut8en 3 года назад +14

      or target like seriously the dumb mother. and 11,500 dollars on dresses? my mum doesn’t even spend $500 in 1 month for me and my sister 🧐

    • @Baba2Fine
      @Baba2Fine 3 года назад +2

      @@katie-ut8en yea, except food tho

    • @ellieb333
      @ellieb333 3 года назад +5

      @@Baba2Fine not even food we spend like 100 for food a month for the entire household. Once its gone, you have to wait till next month.

  • @qprJamesqpr
    @qprJamesqpr Год назад +5

    Am I the only one who continuously just watches all of daz’s videos? 🤣

  • @nerdy4902
    @nerdy4902 3 месяца назад +1

    We need merch that says "SIDE RANT" cause you go on so many and it's my favorite quote aside from "mensware" 😂

  • @livington_real
    @livington_real 3 года назад +309

    Daz walks into a restaurant:
    The cat at the door: 👋 🐱 👋 🐱 “hellow daz”

  • @Skinnyylongdick
    @Skinnyylongdick 3 года назад +592

    Hope they don’t give the kids Mountain Dew and chocolate for energy lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +6

      ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very sweet girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 not-alive orangutans oh nooo) in my perfectly great videos that most people consider to be the reason of life! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid daz

    • @MaxtonBusa
      @MaxtonBusa 3 года назад +2

      Seeing this made my day happy

    • @Crabber_YT
      @Crabber_YT 3 года назад +6

      You have done ya research. Nice. 😊

    • @cheermomcoach
      @cheermomcoach 3 года назад +1

      They do

    • @bellawood6476
      @bellawood6476 3 года назад +1

      Ikr

  • @DUCK-WITH-COFFEE
    @DUCK-WITH-COFFEE 10 месяцев назад +3

    Rulers of youtube:
    Markiplier: King of FNAF
    8-bit Ryan: King of FNF
    Daz: King of pageants
    And vine

  • @johnnybhoy82
    @johnnybhoy82 8 месяцев назад +2

    I luv how he doesn’t laugh at the video but at his own jokes x

  • @simply_simp8147
    @simply_simp8147 3 года назад +131

    I got a tea add while watching this...
    TIME FOR A TEA PARTY!!!!

  • @linasastqr
    @linasastqr 2 года назад +769

    I truly hate when parents tell their children straight up how expensive they are. It just makes the kid feel like they cant do anything right and that all they do is make life harder for people. Coming from experience, it made me feel so worthless and that I was just a burden on my moms shoulders.

    • @Artn00b
      @Artn00b 2 года назад +12

      My mum used to do this lol

    • @Artn00b
      @Artn00b 2 года назад +13

      “That’s mummy’s dept going in there “

    • @Artn00b
      @Artn00b 2 года назад +11

      “Oh here goes mummy’s alcohol money, going In there”

    • @brabbit736
      @brabbit736 2 года назад +2

      My dad

    • @updated_autopsy_report1
      @updated_autopsy_report1 2 года назад +3

      My mom still does it.

  • @kirstynhart3640
    @kirstynhart3640 Месяц назад +1

    He always makes me laugh, and makes my day.

  • @Ninjetterfox
    @Ninjetterfox Год назад +5

    18:16 daz your a model ✨ 😂

  • @theherooftimegamingchannel5606
    @theherooftimegamingchannel5606 3 года назад +513

    Daz should be a therapist. If he can smell early eating disorders what else can he smell. 😂😂😂

  • @Rebeccacaroline1111
    @Rebeccacaroline1111 3 года назад +838

    Honest to God got tears in my eyes when that child said she practices sucking in her stomach. Wears a girdle to bed??? I have a 7 year old daughter and I would NEVER. Heartbreaking

    • @jassy_w
      @jassy_w 2 года назад +37

      im 13 and i feel sick to my stomach seeing someone that young already practicing these things even tho i think i have a ED, pagenting sucks :(

    • @meli6935
      @meli6935 2 года назад +22

      i know I don't understand how someone could ever do that to their child

    • @itsameah2595
      @itsameah2595 2 года назад +24

      Not only is it super damaging to her mental health, but wearing a girdle to sleep can cause significant physical damage. It’s straight up child abuse.

    • @senorita6583
      @senorita6583 Год назад +1

      @@jassy_w I Think I Have An Eating Disorder Too But I Was Never Allowed To Do Beauty Pageants

    • @starfishxs
      @starfishxs Год назад

      And apparently it also has major health issues if you do that to much.disgusting

  • @supernova8235
    @supernova8235 Год назад +3

    I love how he's so funny and the sass is strong😂😂

  • @SusanMarsh-s3i
    @SusanMarsh-s3i День назад

    "ELEVAN!" 😂😂😂😂i can't 😂😂

  • @majdsuleiman8321
    @majdsuleiman8321 3 года назад +525

    I feel sad for this little girl .. her mom is toxic and that's gonna affect her badly

    • @CuckooPint
      @CuckooPint 3 года назад +3

      Already happened to my ex- friend Elizabeth