DAZ WATCHES DANCE MOMS

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
  • How's it going Dazzlers? Welcome BACK to Daz Games and another Daz Watches. You guys have wanted me to react to Dance Mom's for a long time now. So today we are watching a compilation of the shows craziest moments.
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @billierichardson6844
    @billierichardson6844 2 года назад +11467

    I love how the daughters are always just sitting there silently and calmly while the adults are acting like toddlers

    • @superseager8057
      @superseager8057 2 года назад +217

      Yh the daughters are more mature than their parents. Also can Abbie actually dance???

    • @vom1t_k1d96
      @vom1t_k1d96 2 года назад +145

      Other people: MARTHA CONTROL YOU KID
      the husbands of dance moms: sweetheart control you mother

    • @ahsiek
      @ahsiek 2 года назад +51

      Kelly and Christi r rlly the only mature ones there. Kelly most of the time though, shes a queen

    • @serenalovescats
      @serenalovescats 2 года назад +30

      *YOU’RE EATING MY FACE*

    • @rubysugly6143
      @rubysugly6143 2 года назад +33

      @@superseager8057 thats like asking if simon from x factor can sing, idk how the fuck they know they just do

  • @freyahawkes5335
    @freyahawkes5335 2 года назад +7689

    The video-
    30% dance moms
    10% reactions
    60% him screaming about how he did Sarah’s volcano

  • @BumbleSkrank
    @BumbleSkrank Год назад +2639

    Daz, speaking about his daughter;
    " And the little *bitch* "
    Soooo glad I'm not the only one who speaks about her kid jokingly like that.
    You say that to the wrong parent, and OUFFFFF the SHADE thrown your way

    • @red0421
      @red0421 Год назад +131

      What parent/older sibling hasn't referred to a small child as a "little shit" and all variations there of? 🤣

    • @meganwerner7246
      @meganwerner7246 Год назад +33

      I couldn't stop laughing when he said that😅😅😅😅

    • @bethanywebsterfreeman188
      @bethanywebsterfreeman188 Год назад +15

      DaDdY I never thought she was Elmo but ye

    • @Rosie_Brookie_16
      @Rosie_Brookie_16 8 месяцев назад +6

      that part got me XD

    • @JesusChristTheQueerProfit
      @JesusChristTheQueerProfit 6 месяцев назад +8

      I do the same with my cat, I call him my son and talk about how much he sucks and my fam is always going on about "he's going to get a complex" like?? Bc I said he smells like dust?? 😭

  • @FrankDayx
    @FrankDayx Год назад +2819

    “Dadd- apparently my daughter is Elmo” got me so bad I fell backwards off the sofa and hit my head on the coffee table

    • @ireneding
      @ireneding Год назад +51

      Is the coffee table ok? (Jokes, hope it didn’t hurt too bad)

    • @rachelemeaders4696
      @rachelemeaders4696 Год назад +9

      I know, I have watched that several times because it's just so hilarious.

    • @Dr.Bright17
      @Dr.Bright17 Год назад +9

      Critical hit 😂 I do hope your alright though

    • @duck3y5712
      @duck3y5712 Год назад +3

      ow

    • @abbie3017
      @abbie3017 Год назад +3

      oh-

  • @ardena5990
    @ardena5990 2 года назад +7634

    Daz: “I MADE THE VOLCANO”
    Also him: “WHY DO THEY TAKE THIS SO SERIOUSLY”

    • @gothperson5562
      @gothperson5562 2 года назад +93

      FR but i don’t blame him atleast he did smth🤪

    • @roxanne3335
      @roxanne3335 2 года назад +9

      @@gothperson5562 tru dat baku, tru dat

    • @gothperson5562
      @gothperson5562 2 года назад +7

      @@roxanne3335 always right😩

    • @milliedobson4804
      @milliedobson4804 2 года назад +1

      wait does he have a kid

    • @andreareid6614
      @andreareid6614 2 года назад +2

      @@milliedobson4804 yes she is 13-

  • @dovacraft5772
    @dovacraft5772 2 года назад +33792

    i enjoy listening to his stories whenever he talks about his daughter, she's either an angel or mischievous devil

    • @AlLiberali
      @AlLiberali 2 года назад +1133

      She is Mini Daz

    • @chaoticgaybirb2734
      @chaoticgaybirb2734 2 года назад +400

      Wolf in sheep clothing

    • @ilovejustinbiebersm
      @ilovejustinbiebersm 2 года назад +58

      You have 666

    • @shanecaden
      @shanecaden 2 года назад +192

      I could watch just Daz telling stories haha its so entertaining

    • @emilytinker2117
      @emilytinker2117 2 года назад +92

      It's not fair
      I'm in Australia and he uploads at like 3am so I see it hours later😢

  • @tahlia_aaa
    @tahlia_aaa Год назад +735

    I love the fact that holly is constantly screaming GURLS OUT THE ROOM!!!

    • @222daley
      @222daley Год назад +55

      Holly was the only positive thing for those girls

    • @yazzybean
      @yazzybean Год назад +5

      @@222daley Except to Maddie to be fair

    • @BAChambers-235
      @BAChambers-235 Год назад +12

      Christi was pretty good to Mackenzie

  • @KinitoPet-24
    @KinitoPet-24 Год назад +107

    9:30 **GAASSSPPP**
    “SARAHH! You do this?”
    *”and the little b i t c h.”*

  • @jennicka
    @jennicka 2 года назад +4684

    I love that Daz said he didn’t care about winning, but when it came to his daughter’s volcano being the best, he cared about winning 😂❤️ wholesome

  • @tsunemara
    @tsunemara 2 года назад +3705

    Parents to children: “act your age.” “You’re more grownup than this.” “Act like an adult “
    Parents during a fight: “you’re trying to eat my face!”

    • @natinahat
      @natinahat 2 года назад +5

      e

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction 2 года назад +15

      This is gonna classify as abuse u can be arrested for in like, 30 years o_o

    • @tsunemara
      @tsunemara 2 года назад +25

      @@NDJunction the adults in that video, or parents demanding their kids “do better “ when they, themselves, can’t even act like adults

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction 2 года назад +26

      @@tsunemara i hate judging ppl, i REALLY do. but you can't just act this way in front of children. how HARD is it to walk into a room, whisper "hey i'm not happy; can we talk in the hall?" and just LEAVE the kittens out of seeing such disputes??

    • @tsunemara
      @tsunemara 2 года назад +8

      @@NDJunction we completely agree. That’s why we were asking. We weren’t sure if you meant the women in the video specifically ( which we agree should be considered child abuse along with pageants and other activities that will mentally scare the children as the fun of the event is sucked away from them by their immature parents who think the world revolves around them and actively reach their children the same thing in a never ending loop of abuse and degradation) or if you meant just the parents who act like that in a daily basis, but possibly to a lesser degree. I. E. Telling their kids to “act their age” when said child is fine and acting perfectly normal for a five year old, therefore shaping them for their feelings and needs, creating an unstable child/adult who needs therapy. We were not trying to be rude, nor dismiss your feelings and we’re sorry of our question came across that way. We were simply trying to clarify and probably should have posed the question with a better explanation. Our apologies.

  • @foxfour3683
    @foxfour3683 Год назад +580

    Daz: “this is meant to be a fun
    Competition and not meant to be taken seriously”
    Also Daz: *stays up all night and builds a miniature volcano for a school competition*

  • @Clara-wl9vp
    @Clara-wl9vp Год назад +141

    11:06
    “ I DID IT, ME!? “
    I busted out laughing 💀💀

  • @miles1708
    @miles1708 2 года назад +2350

    Alternative title: daz tells you about the time he wasn't given credit for a volcano ***emotional***

    • @sleepybun908
      @sleepybun908 2 года назад +25

      now i want Daz to personally make me a custom volcano-

    • @sylth4103
      @sylth4103 2 года назад +3

      @@sleepybun908 😹definitely

    • @x_x9459
      @x_x9459 2 года назад +1

      Ikr 🥺

    • @david4133
      @david4133 2 года назад +5

      I want to see this volcano now

    • @snuggies8037
      @snuggies8037 2 года назад +1

      It was hilarious

  • @Are_u_mad
    @Are_u_mad 2 года назад +4566

    "oh... Maddie's crying..she ain't gonna be hanging off any chandelier's now will she?.... *Amazing laugh*

    • @Solaxark
      @Solaxark 2 года назад +18

      That had me dieng 😂

    • @Maggie-q8i
      @Maggie-q8i 2 года назад +13

      I was dying at that part

    • @lareen9882
      @lareen9882 2 года назад +4

      Why the hell the mothers are mad for the challenge 💀

    • @ainsleypiccione8075
      @ainsleypiccione8075 2 года назад +2

      I WAS CRYING

    • @Demeza16
      @Demeza16 2 года назад +4

      5:00 LOL

  • @chloermusic1712
    @chloermusic1712 Год назад +605

    daz mocking abby is my fav thing to ever happen 😂😂

    • @F1nn269
      @F1nn269 Год назад +9

      It will never not be funny 😂

    • @LADYADY-o8c
      @LADYADY-o8c 2 месяца назад

      “Daddy” 😺

  • @littlebodybrokenheart222
    @littlebodybrokenheart222 Год назад +70

    14:16 queen holly in the background just like “GURLS👏OUT👏OF👏THE👏ROOM👏GURLS!👏”

  • @meganartymowicz1182
    @meganartymowicz1182 2 года назад +5496

    He doesn’t need editing to be funny. He’s just naturally funny.

    • @bananaman8783
      @bananaman8783 2 года назад +87

      Oh yeah, I realised that he rarely edits and is just really funny lol.

    • @pogofgreed3707
      @pogofgreed3707 2 года назад +21

      There is a lot of editing though. There is tons of cuts.

    • @xtheamazingax
      @xtheamazingax 2 года назад +29

      Not to mention his laugh gets me laughing every time.

    • @DJLiverz
      @DJLiverz 2 года назад +3

      Well funny

    • @feglusmusic
      @feglusmusic 2 года назад +12

      @@pogofgreed3707 yeah but that isn’t what makes it funny is it?

  • @katemcguire8
    @katemcguire8 2 года назад +4329

    “Wow her voice went from like feminine to Zeus” I DIED

  • @argonanarchy3882
    @argonanarchy3882 Год назад +275

    I wish Daz was my dad. Or brother. He just seems like a really positive masculine presence to have around

    • @Phanartist
      @Phanartist 5 месяцев назад +3

      Or best friend

  • @lailahberry
    @lailahberry Год назад +109

    daz ‘I don’t get why all these mums have to win through their children’
    also daz:
    *makes a volcano that came first for his daughter because he wanted to beat the other dads

  • @sunflwr7449
    @sunflwr7449 2 года назад +9684

    I swear, every time Daz says “SIDE RANT” my day gets a thousand times better

    • @madam_fox
      @madam_fox 2 года назад +15

      Me too

    • @1ExplosionBoy
      @1ExplosionBoy 2 года назад +9

      Same

    • @lmiraz8480
      @lmiraz8480 2 года назад +17

      Someone should make a playlist

    • @rachellamacchia4677
      @rachellamacchia4677 2 года назад +4

      for real.😆

    • @naan000
      @naan000 2 года назад +16

      it's like that one teacher who tells stories from their life during lessons

  • @H4xri
    @H4xri 2 года назад +2243

    “Apparently my daughter’s Elmo”
    Idk why but that and the voice before had me crying😂

  • @jasmineglani1853
    @jasmineglani1853 Год назад +123

    “Im not crazy, you’re eating my face!” 😂👏

  • @_tink_2362
    @_tink_2362 7 месяцев назад +42

    ALL THESE YEARS AND IM NOW HEARING THAT DAZ IS BIRACIAL 😳😳😳🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @PigeonFace4Life
      @PigeonFace4Life 7 месяцев назад +4

      I know I never knew that either! 😂

    • @Wackospackos
      @Wackospackos 4 месяца назад

      Adoption exists

    • @_tink_2362
      @_tink_2362 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Wackospackos That has nothing to do with what I was referring to but OK

    • @Wackospackos
      @Wackospackos 4 месяца назад

      @@_tink_2362 He was literally adopted and isn’t mixed race….

    • @_tink_2362
      @_tink_2362 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Wackospackos when did he say he was adopted????
      let me know what video he says that in

  • @Neeyellowart
    @Neeyellowart 2 года назад +5226

    The volcano story was Brilliant! 😄

  • @fairydigger4213
    @fairydigger4213 2 года назад +1938

    Best line ever: “How’s it going dazzlers? Welcome back to daz games and another daz watches!”

  • @PenguinAndGlossie
    @PenguinAndGlossie 5 месяцев назад +29

    4:30 RICH WOMEN ARGUING?! IM HERE FOR IT! I’m pissing myself omd 😂

  • @thegloriousoreo
    @thegloriousoreo 4 месяца назад +18

    “The big woman who runs everything” HAD ME LAUGHING

  • @PlanetSerenityMoonKfamily
    @PlanetSerenityMoonKfamily 2 года назад +5139

    This is such a toxic environment for the kids. I am sorry they had to grow like this.

    • @haerinslover
      @haerinslover 2 года назад +16

      damn ur comments are serious

    • @haerinslover
      @haerinslover 2 года назад +3

      oh why did u quit yt

    • @SemlerCrafter
      @SemlerCrafter 2 года назад +13

      Arent you that one person who mailed themselves to some kid's house

    • @azkayla504
      @azkayla504 2 года назад +25

      @Maddness its not staged lmao its just hella edited

    • @jacepatterson5447
      @jacepatterson5447 2 года назад +9

      It’s actually not I am a dancer myself and she’s being hard on the kids so they can get better she wants these kids on Broadway only being rude to them in forcing them to go through all these past it’s going to only make them better if she’s soft and then they’re gonna be like it’s OK if I mess up she’s pushing them to not mess up so they can get on Broadway seven her kids have been to New York Broadway shows because she pushes them so hard

  • @gracenicole9479
    @gracenicole9479 2 года назад +4811

    “DAZ WATCHES DANCE MOMS”
    no.
    “DAZ TELL STORY ABOUT AN ARTS AND CRAFTS VOLCANO”
    yes 😌

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 2 года назад +5

      Gurl! Stop reading my mind! 🤔😂🤔

    • @JoeyTheBeastHD
      @JoeyTheBeastHD 2 года назад +9

      That was funny because Daz did all the work.

    • @user-nl6dw6vc7u
      @user-nl6dw6vc7u 2 года назад +1

      Yes I’m the 666 like

    • @JoeyTheBeastHD
      @JoeyTheBeastHD 2 года назад +1

      @@user-nl6dw6vc7u there is no 666 likes it's 1K

    • @aWigglys
      @aWigglys 2 года назад +2

      @@JoeyTheBeastHD what?

  • @momplspickmeupimscared
    @momplspickmeupimscared Год назад +24

    Daz calling his 4 y/o daughter a “lil b!tch” for taking credit for his miniature volcano is probably the funniest thing I have heard all week long 😂love you man

  • @hichica1462
    @hichica1462 Год назад +71

    Rich women arguing is the only reason I watch dance moms

  • @EmilyCanham
    @EmilyCanham 2 года назад +6038

    Daz! you need to react to UK dance Moms it's something else lmaooo

  • @troy6516
    @troy6516 2 года назад +760

    Daz: rants about mums being too competitive.
    Stays up all night making a volcano to beat other dads lmao

  • @supernova8235
    @supernova8235 Год назад +65

    daz's laughing, impressions, and side rants make my day 100x better

  • @TheOneThatAlwaysSaysUrMum
    @TheOneThatAlwaysSaysUrMum Год назад +74

    Daz's rant story was 4 minutes and 28 seconds long 😂 From 6:57 to 11:25

  • @malaika.r1az
    @malaika.r1az 2 года назад +3840

    Nia's mum and Chloe's mum are the best ones on the show. Mad respect.

    • @zuhalmoeen34
      @zuhalmoeen34 2 года назад +197

      You mean holly and Christi? But yes I can totally agree. DAZ NEEDS TO WATCH A KELLY AND CHIRSTI COMPILATION

    • @asher_the_ace5753
      @asher_the_ace5753 2 года назад +89

      Tbh Nia’s mum is the only rational one on the show

    • @stxry_sky
      @stxry_sky 2 года назад +10

      @@asher_the_ace5753 I agree :)

    • @Jack.....
      @Jack..... 2 года назад +4

      Nia

    • @kw-bf1cf
      @kw-bf1cf 2 года назад +13

      yes holly and christi are the best dance moms on the show i have mad respect for anyone with the same thought

  • @ChiliHorse27
    @ChiliHorse27 2 года назад +628

    Honestly his side rant about the volcano was way more interesting than the entirety of the Dance Moms episode 🤣

  • @Liyahhknowzz
    @Liyahhknowzz Год назад +16

    16:16 LMAO daz mocking abby is so hilarious to me 😂

  • @tessl1767
    @tessl1767 Год назад +26

    One night I stayed up til 3 or 4 AM making a bat costume for my daughter for costume day in summer camp. She won. My mom taught me well. She won a few awards because I sat up all night making things for her at 4 years old who I knew she would appreciate and love fondly later for her in life. Being a parent is not easy but the love we have for our kids is ridiculous!

  • @Sleepy_user2
    @Sleepy_user2 2 года назад +2500

    Her: “I’m not crazy, she’s eating my FACE”
    *Daz dying of laughter*

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 2 года назад +2297

    Every parent has a “ volcano” story. The things we do for kids

    • @angiiePaniic
      @angiiePaniic 2 года назад +22

      i never actually got to do one of those with my parents :( at least i dont remember making one
      ik the school class made one together but im p sure i was just sorta pushed aside to everyone else...
      p much all i remember was a paper mache volcano being made and being sad about not getting to take part in it
      now that i think about it i dont think i ever got to make a cool project with my parents like that, just my dad looming over me watching me do my math homework while my mum worked late. kinda feel robbed in all honesty...

    • @liahgrace5698
      @liahgrace5698 2 года назад +14

      Haha I did mine took 4 weeks for the teacher to drop on the floor and ruin, I shouted in her face and walked out, I was only 6 🤣

    • @McNaBir
      @McNaBir 2 года назад +8

      It took me so long to realize that you were talking about baking soda and vinegar volcanoes and not real ones, as my parent has actual experience with a real volcano exploding

    • @aliciablackwell2916
      @aliciablackwell2916 2 года назад +5

      @@angiiePaniic me too, my dad has a really bad sickness to where he can’t work and my mom works night shift at a hospital, you’re not the only one! ❤️‍🩹

    • @krusso4497
      @krusso4497 2 года назад +2

      My mom has a dragon story

  • @ZoranRados-go5rv
    @ZoranRados-go5rv Год назад +28

    There is no need for anti depressants when you know who daz is

  • @user-lq4dv5nu1i
    @user-lq4dv5nu1i 10 месяцев назад +10

    14:08 - the sound affect for his biting was hilarious!

    • @vertsbasement
      @vertsbasement 10 месяцев назад +2

      it really was lol😂

    • @Kynan-up1mp
      @Kynan-up1mp 2 месяца назад +1

      I have been looking for a comment that that thinks it is hilarious!😂 thanks for being that guy!!! 😊

  • @lemon-aids4883
    @lemon-aids4883 2 года назад +765

    The story of him helping his daughter with a volcano project proves how much of a good dad he is

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia 2 года назад +13

      well he was only doing it to prove to the other dads his volcano is the best, knowing they will know he made it like they made their children's lol

    • @linsworld8564
      @linsworld8564 2 года назад +4

      And how hilariously petty he is😂

    • @cookiecat7759
      @cookiecat7759 2 года назад

      IKR

  • @roxanne3335
    @roxanne3335 2 года назад +832

    "Daddy! Daddy!" Apparently my daughter's elmo" is the sentence of the year in my book 🤣

  • @ajsan2001
    @ajsan2001 2 месяца назад +3

    Teacher: "Aren't you proud?"
    Daz: "Yes, I am VERY proud of myself for this volcano"

  • @cornonthecob644
    @cornonthecob644 Год назад +23

    for a reference, the leader (Abby lee miller) gives the children (w the parents in the room as well) their weekly dance assignment. In that week, they were instructed that the parents had to make a costume (normally they buy the costumes). Everyone made their daughters’ costume besides the woman in the hat. 6:25

    • @Angelika.b210
      @Angelika.b210 5 месяцев назад

      Oml thanks I was so confused why she was getting so bad over that little thing

  • @leahmiller1567
    @leahmiller1567 2 года назад +4983

    Wait until he finds out how Melissa completely forget how she has another daughter

    • @oliviad2222
      @oliviad2222 2 года назад +171

      “ I’m here for my daughter only” Mackenzie:😃

    • @leahmiller1567
      @leahmiller1567 2 года назад +129

      @@oliviad2222 “I don’t think Mackenzie should have won, I believe that Maddie should have”

    • @whyareyousubscribedlmao52
      @whyareyousubscribedlmao52 2 года назад +107

      I’m glad Mackenzie doesn’t resent Maddie considering their upbringing

    • @leahmiller1567
      @leahmiller1567 2 года назад +59

      @@whyareyousubscribedlmao52 tru because sadly it’s not Maddie’s fault. For example when she chose to NOT do a solo; Abby got mad at her. Yes she’s an amazing dancer but she lost good friendships out of it. It’s really sad

    • @bryannacloutier4018
      @bryannacloutier4018 2 года назад

      @@whyareyousubscribedlmao52 they aren’t that close

  • @Luke_05
    @Luke_05 2 года назад +1999

    5:41 “She hasn’t got her daughter but she’s got all the trophies. That’s the only thing that matters” I DIED AT THIS 😭

  • @kar7493
    @kar7493 Год назад +35

    1:33 “oh sHiT , that’s Maddie Ziegler”

  • @Lifewitbrookee
    @Lifewitbrookee Год назад +15

    Love how he refers to Abby as “the big woman who controls everything”

  • @row7707
    @row7707 2 года назад +606

    Abby: You are not-
    Daz: **cuts it off to talk**
    Me: THE FATHER

  • @Ultrasnumberonesimp
    @Ultrasnumberonesimp 2 года назад +1615

    Parents: “Grow up and move on”
    Also parents: Arguing over how much attention Maddie gets for over 9 damn years…

    • @alexandrarenee4323
      @alexandrarenee4323 2 года назад +81

      Well when you all pay a ridiculous sum of money for the same Education but the teacher only promotes one kid and gives her job opportunities while bullying every other child INCLUDING the favorites sister by calling her dumb and incapable…
      I think they have a right to argue abt it lol.
      She also told children she made fun of not to cry. Mackenzie was like 6. 6. Being told she’s a baby and made fun of infront of her friends while being compared to her sister. And this behavior only continued for years.

    • @Ultrasnumberonesimp
      @Ultrasnumberonesimp 2 года назад +19

      @@alexandrarenee4323 I understand, but some of the stuff they say (whether its about the kids or not) still hurts them.
      Thats why most of them either leave or get kicked off the team.😔
      And yes, I agree that Mackenzie always gets pushed to the curb for her older sisters success. But frankly... Maddie Can't beat Jojo's fame.😓

    • @daniellemorgan2997
      @daniellemorgan2997 2 года назад +3

      Happy 700th like
      Also I see someone else liked it just now making it 701st like
      Edit: just a day later and your comment made it to 1.1k! I'm impressed!

    • @Ultrasnumberonesimp
      @Ultrasnumberonesimp 2 года назад +3

      @@daniellemorgan2997 Thanks luv ❤

  • @hanskii88
    @hanskii88 3 месяца назад +4

    daz's accurate analysis of each mom without ever having watched the show !!

  • @rosyrivers8651
    @rosyrivers8651 Год назад +7

    Daz: “I don’t think these girls care about winning”
    Maddie: “I don’t like losing”
    😂

  • @mrmonster8863
    @mrmonster8863 2 года назад +457

    The volcano story was surprisingly more entertaining than the actual video.

  • @devoraaaL
    @devoraaaL 2 года назад +857

    “I WANTED A STICKER” Daz is the funniest person ever

  • @johnnybhoy82
    @johnnybhoy82 9 месяцев назад +5

    ‘My daughters Elmo apparently’ I LAUGHED SO HARD 😭😭😭😭

  • @Cherri-devil249
    @Cherri-devil249 Год назад +13

    Her:*Tryna bite her finger off*
    Daz:"Anigningningnig

  • @AnymousScreams
    @AnymousScreams 2 года назад +229

    That volcano story was the best volcano story I've ever heard. Sarah winning a volcano contest is hilarious with how much of it Daz did. Great story.

  • @MortusSweet
    @MortusSweet 2 года назад +515

    I want to hear more stories like Daz’s about PARENTING LIKE THAT lmao I DIEDDD 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ebonymain5829
      @ebonymain5829 2 года назад +3

      Ik

    • @DarkAquaVII
      @DarkAquaVII 2 года назад +1

      Honestly, that was one of the best parenting stories! 🤣 God, I love hearing his stories.

  • @-lilac_lies-
    @-lilac_lies- 7 месяцев назад +6

    daz: do these woman just all hate each other?
    me: *the whole plot of dance moms in 2 seconds*

  • @sienna_equestrian_13
    @sienna_equestrian_13 8 месяцев назад +3

    I only just noticed but in the Kelly vs Abby Chloe was clinging to Christi with so much terror in her eyes

  • @formorethought9195
    @formorethought9195 2 года назад +888

    him explaining the way he made the volcano was absolutely adorable.
    like come on.
    daz you’re an amazing dad i’ll tell you that.

    • @elliallen46
      @elliallen46 2 года назад +22

      Until he calls his daughter a lil b*tch lmao I’m jk I love him

    • @JustBlossom_VR
      @JustBlossom_VR 2 года назад +15

      @@elliallen46 I’m thinking of Sarah and how she would feel if she heard that,maybe
      “OH MY GOD,how dAre you!!!”

    • @elliallen46
      @elliallen46 2 года назад +5

      @@JustBlossom_VR truu

  • @jared6431
    @jared6431 2 года назад +447

    I love how 80% of the video is a rant of his daughter’s volcano😂😂

    • @mollyyy1336
      @mollyyy1336 2 года назад +16

      You mean daz not Sarah's volcano 😂

  • @chillisteppagaming9541
    @chillisteppagaming9541 Год назад +10

    Oh my god!! I honestly have never laughed so hard in my life 😂 Daz you are healing my mental health 🤣 SIDE NOTE WITH THE VOLCANO ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JJWhyet-qz2il
    @JJWhyet-qz2il 4 месяца назад +1

    "why would you go in the hallway when your already in one room"
    Mate I can't 🤣🤣🤣

  • @katrinefrederiksen379
    @katrinefrederiksen379 2 года назад +3355

    “Oh shit, Maddie’s crying, she’s not gonna swing from any chandelier is she?”
    Well.. she’s more likely to now :’D

    • @nicolebirdwell3046
      @nicolebirdwell3046 2 года назад +40

      I CACKLED

    • @urthe14meee
      @urthe14meee 2 года назад +35

      THE WAY THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

    • @Idc-ep3hl
      @Idc-ep3hl Год назад +27

      JAIL 💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

    • @Str4wberrii
      @Str4wberrii Год назад +5

      OH MY GOD

    • @lucaileen
      @lucaileen Год назад +4

      @@Str4wberrii i don’t get it can u explain

  • @noval1t
    @noval1t 2 года назад +1020

    Listening to daz go off about making a volcano and his daughter getting the credit and getting annoyed lol. I can feel him on that but for another reason, more of group project things.

  • @DeeDeeCole34
    @DeeDeeCole34 5 месяцев назад +2

    5:16 Daz: Bringing it out for this one...
    ''Sprays raid"

  • @SweetSour-bd4xh
    @SweetSour-bd4xh 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Oh shit Maddie's crying she's not gonna swing from any chandelier is she?" "Get the trophies out of there quick before they get hurt." "That walk. No one wants you on the bus by the looks of it." Lmao I was dead

  • @Leahd_279
    @Leahd_279 2 года назад +544

    After that story about his daughter and the volcano, DAZ should do storytimes every now and then and call it Tea Time or something.

    • @Demeza16
      @Demeza16 2 года назад +12

      Where we all wear pink hats and make a dazzling tea

    • @Loosingtheplot
      @Loosingtheplot 2 года назад +7

      @@Demeza16 DAZ-iling

    • @tattoolover5753
      @tattoolover5753 2 года назад +4

      Or he could call it spilling the tea?

    • @Loosingtheplot
      @Loosingtheplot 2 года назад +6

      @@tattoolover5753 Nah he should call it, “Daz’s dazzling Tea Tims”

    • @namjoondimples2389
      @namjoondimples2389 2 года назад +1

      I'm here for it

  • @xestellxa7622
    @xestellxa7622 2 года назад +4088

    Its crazy how he is just HILARIOUS. No editing needed he’s just naturally funny🙇🏽‍♀️🤍

    • @Midnight-sx9ju
      @Midnight-sx9ju 2 года назад +46

      its called cutting the video, there is editing he just doesnt make his video look like a 7 year old fortnite player made it

    • @vsxtir
      @vsxtir 2 года назад +6

      @@Midnight-sx9ju LMFAOO TRUE

    • @defo.not.k
      @defo.not.k Год назад +2

      i think his latest videos have some editings on it which is sad since i miss the old one

    • @zooolieee
      @zooolieee Год назад +5

      @@Midnight-sx9ju they mean exaggerated editing. obviously hes not gonna post a 3 hour video with no cuts

    • @abigailaur7498
      @abigailaur7498 Год назад

      My guy

  • @tylerconnelly5142
    @tylerconnelly5142 2 месяца назад +1

    I like how Christi even told Melisa to go talk in the hallway but she insisted on staying in the room knowing there was going to be a fight and only after her daughter cries she then wants to go in the hallway like bro don’t blame Christi she warned you lmao 😂

  • @Miar972
    @Miar972 Год назад +4

    Dance mums is just SO DRAMATIC

  • @row7707
    @row7707 2 года назад +421

    He honestly needs a part 2 of this, if Karen's pitting their kids against each other through dance isn't quality television I don't know what is.

    • @OctoPie-k7n
      @OctoPie-k7n 2 года назад +3

      If these Karens don't go sit down somewhere

    • @smtcreative8253
      @smtcreative8253 2 года назад +1

      I don’t know either

    • @stigyanblue1442
      @stigyanblue1442 2 года назад +6

      It's horrible for the kids tho. It's traumatizing and really only teaches them to be horrible like their mothers.

  • @moldsoul
    @moldsoul 2 года назад +607

    Alternative title: Daz rants about how he made a volcano for his 4 year old daughter while occasionally watching dance moms

    • @randombitch8187
      @randombitch8187 2 года назад +3

      Erm im so so sorry for the ppl with the links in your replies

    • @moldsoul
      @moldsoul 2 года назад +3

      @@randombitch8187 lmao same 😭 IDK WHAT HAPPENED HELP ITS AN INNOCENT COMMENT-

    • @randombitch8187
      @randombitch8187 2 года назад +1

      @@moldsoul IKKKKKK

    • @randombitch8187
      @randombitch8187 2 года назад +1

      LIKE TF

  • @PenguinAndGlossie
    @PenguinAndGlossie 5 месяцев назад +2

    5:02 “oh shit laddies crying she’s not going to swing out of any chandeliers is she” IM DYING

  • @Mr8secondss
    @Mr8secondss Год назад +10

    If i was in the same room as all of these mums i would literally be laughing my arse of in the corner 😂

  • @remmy6461
    @remmy6461 2 года назад +227

    i love how daz isn't afraid to call his kid a little bitch bc thats how they joke around and sarah knows it

  • @RoninTooSlick
    @RoninTooSlick 2 года назад +294

    1:23
    Daz: “And a flock geese took off”
    *makes gobble gobble sounds*
    Daz: “that was a turkey” 💀 😂

  • @William0603-y8b
    @William0603-y8b 2 месяца назад +2

    Can we talk about how daz is such a good dad 😂😊

  • @Emmisnothere
    @Emmisnothere Год назад +13

    A couple of my friends were on dance moms, and one of them said that she literally got in trouble for sitting next to Lilliana. We watched the routine they did, and Abby said she didn’t know the choreography. My teacher also worked for the candy apples (the rival dance moms team).

  • @paiz775
    @paiz775 2 года назад +1678

    daz : i don’t know how extreme dance competitions can get..
    me, a seasoned dance moms fan and competitive dancer: *chuckles maniacally*

    • @BooksiBo
      @BooksiBo 2 года назад +34

      Me a dance mum's fan and a dancer: *you have no idea*

    • @user-vu4ow4nt1i
      @user-vu4ow4nt1i 2 года назад +29

      *me a random person who hasn't taken dance classes and just watches Dance videos of that one trans male dancer on TikTok with dyed hair*
      "Yes I agree unfathomable"

    • @BooksiBo
      @BooksiBo 2 года назад

      @@user-vu4ow4nt1i you win this comment

    • @awesomesauce2000
      @awesomesauce2000 2 года назад +3

      @@user-vu4ow4nt1i lol my favourite

    • @jackbentham1926
      @jackbentham1926 2 года назад +5

      I’m a male dancer who has done some comps before and it gets insanely extreme

  • @weeblol1738
    @weeblol1738 2 года назад +275

    “Did she mistake her finger for a kitkat” I CAN’T BREATH

  • @alexis.smith27
    @alexis.smith27 Год назад +2

    I have to say, the minute you said “the big lady who runs everywhere”. I almost spit out my pop.

  • @Friends_12-x9j
    @Friends_12-x9j 3 месяца назад +1

    "My KiD bEAt YOur kID!"
    "That's Maddie's mum. That is not😂"

  • @themookalah3439
    @themookalah3439 2 года назад +3211

    The fact to hear Daz’s mom is black is totally cool and surprising! Lol

    • @Alex-br6tu
      @Alex-br6tu 2 года назад +45

      Is he adopted?

    • @lanzhandisapproves4764
      @lanzhandisapproves4764 2 года назад +99

      @@Alex-br6tu I'm wondering the same thing.....I mean he could be mixed idk lmao

    • @BleepBlorp11
      @BleepBlorp11 2 года назад +134

      @@nastyzega8610 he literally says it in the video- 15:50

    • @manofmoths2092
      @manofmoths2092 2 года назад +20

      Ya know it makes sense honestly

    • @Alex-br6tu
      @Alex-br6tu 2 года назад +18

      @@lanzhandisapproves4764 true but he doesn’t look it

  • @summer-louiseessex2999
    @summer-louiseessex2999 2 года назад +248

    He’s like an English teacher when you say one word and they go off topic and tell you their life story 😂😂😂 love it!

    • @escapereality1680
      @escapereality1680 2 года назад +11

      All my teachers go off subject and end up wasting half the lesson.

    • @pastelands
      @pastelands 2 года назад +5

      Agree, he would be a great teacher😂🙂

    • @reenwolf6066
      @reenwolf6066 2 года назад

      Im not joking this reminds me of the time my friends were like who's yours teacher I said who my biology teacher they legit told me if you ask about his daughter he will legit start talking the entire hour pretty much of her and how proud he is her education and stuff and not long after that one of the classes he said one thing that reminded him of his daughter he did talk about her the whole hour I kid you not lol it was the best

    • @ayannahf0702
      @ayannahf0702 2 года назад

      Someone in my Bio class made a comment about Pandas and my professor went on a tangent about his hatred of pandas. He is one of my favorite teachers

  • @dakotaray3051
    @dakotaray3051 8 дней назад +2

    I NEED DAZ TO REACT TO THIS AGAINMMN

  • @thecapybara359
    @thecapybara359 3 месяца назад +1

    "my daughter went to school right"(does elmo voice) daddy we have to make a volcano" ok ill go dig up my garden untill it reaches the cora of the earth

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 2 года назад +316

    Dance moms: *arguing with each other*
    Daz: "That sounded like a flock of geese took off"

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 2 года назад +9

      Daz: "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!...NO WAIT! THAT'S TURKEYS!" 🤣🦃

    • @Evelyn_-vu2yk
      @Evelyn_-vu2yk 2 года назад +1

      @@-belue-6697 😂🤣

  • @unknown_person8238
    @unknown_person8238 2 года назад +470

    My favourite line ever: welcome back dazzlers

  • @smallyolk-wy4rj
    @smallyolk-wy4rj 18 дней назад

    30% dance moms, 70% side rant! 😂 Keep it up!

  • @bleachyboy3590
    @bleachyboy3590 2 года назад +789

    Queen holly has found her way to King dazs' screen,truly a blessed day

  • @hobisdimples94
    @hobisdimples94 2 года назад +720

    "No I'm not crazy YOURE EATING MY FACE" will never not make me wheeze like a maniac 🤣😭👏

    • @lisacz6607
      @lisacz6607 2 года назад +4

      Especially as it was her finger!!!

    • @lhuvvlys2297
      @lhuvvlys2297 2 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @lisacz6607
      @lisacz6607 2 года назад +2

      @@lhuvvlys2297 I believe we're the only 2 people that have realised!

  • @user-rp7xu8ej3t
    @user-rp7xu8ej3t 9 месяцев назад +2

    RICH WOMAN ARGUING
    I’m here for it
    Got my flying up to Heaven 😅

  • @sh4rk_Boy_
    @sh4rk_Boy_ 10 месяцев назад +2

    Kelly and Christi are my favorite people in the show 😂😂

  • @lostvayne3977
    @lostvayne3977 2 года назад +333

    This guy just had the biggest detour, the detour was the best bit.