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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @astraltae
    @astraltae 6 лет назад +4623

    ‘you didn’t even buy me a car’
    few moments later
    ‘I dOn’T nEeD a CaR’

  • @samirac7733
    @samirac7733 6 лет назад +8235

    her : *describes definition of a psychopath*
    her : *literally is describing herself*

  • @littlespoonsebastian
    @littlespoonsebastian 5 лет назад +2996

    The girl looks like she wants to speak to the manager

    • @dontask8051
      @dontask8051 5 лет назад +36

      irolledunderashutter 1127 she looks like a Karen 100%

    • @ekobutter
      @ekobutter 4 года назад +13

      irolledunderashutter 1127
      Karen’s backstory

    • @julierosen8274
      @julierosen8274 4 года назад +6

      she got the short hair too👌

    • @ThunderTK
      @ThunderTK 4 года назад +2

      Karen at it's 23% form

    • @loganspacek3112
      @loganspacek3112 4 года назад +1

      Fuckin Karen

  • @joechater4723
    @joechater4723 3 года назад +1305

    “We got one dead body with multiple gunshot wounds. Male”
    Her: “Is it serious?”

  • @CerberusComplex
    @CerberusComplex 7 лет назад +727

    I'm a criminology major and I don't think this girl understands the true nature of crime scene investigation. It's not as glamorous as it appears on TV. Not only do most police departments require you to have at least an associates degree (although you have a much better chance of landing a job with a bachelor's degree), but you also have to be prepared to get called out at 4 am in the windy 20 degree weather, scrounging around a crime scene for blood splatters and shit. Not as fun as TV makes it seem. And oh my god, her definition of a psychopath made me recoil internally.

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 7 лет назад +35

      Κέρβερος Very interesting! I was once keen on studying criminology, but chose something else. Indeed, it's far from glamorous. I like to think she could do it, but she'd need to mature significantly and get a much needed reality check first.
      (I needed to put my phone down after hearing that psychopath definition)

    • @drenemelia2960
      @drenemelia2960 7 лет назад +19

      Κέρβερος
      I don't need to continue reading after I noticed your Profile picture is from the Jojo ova, I have complete faith in whatever you were going to say

    • @cainthebastard7053
      @cainthebastard7053 6 лет назад +8

      Κέρβερος You deserve more likes for your amazing comment. Thanks for bringing that knowledge to us. :)

    • @aloevera5206
      @aloevera5206 6 лет назад +4

      woah fucking hell it wasn’t that deep

    • @bumbditch6493
      @bumbditch6493 6 лет назад +4

      I have so much respect for this comment 👏

  • @sundried_teeth
    @sundried_teeth 4 года назад +2207

    Dr Phil: what’s a psychopath?
    Girl: **starts describing herself**

  • @daughterofchrist8809
    @daughterofchrist8809 6 лет назад +1801

    Honestly, when I clicked on this video, I thought it was about a lady who was a high school drop out. Turns out she is still a teenager. A very old looking teenager.

    • @ThatGamer-eo6jf
      @ThatGamer-eo6jf 6 лет назад +9

      Something Educational ikr

    • @leok8695
      @leok8695 6 лет назад +54

      I thought she was thirty honestly 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jassychu3139
      @jassychu3139 6 лет назад +5

      IKR 😂

    • @vampire7144
      @vampire7144 6 лет назад +5

      ARMY... ARMY EVERYWHERE.

    • @meow-mb5bg
      @meow-mb5bg 6 лет назад +11

      yup she lookin 32 and 1/2

  • @EinsteinTheoreticalPhysics
    @EinsteinTheoreticalPhysics 3 года назад +1622

    She is the sort of person to say:
    "Glue is useless, but you kinda need it when you need to stick things together"

    • @calix_mayeus
      @calix_mayeus 2 года назад +25

      NAUR💀✋✋

    • @AZR3AL_ST4RSTRUCK
      @AZR3AL_ST4RSTRUCK Год назад +11

      Or the kind of person to say ugh we did nothing today except for that one thing

    • @therealbeyoungho
      @therealbeyoungho Год назад

      I mean yeah 😂 that's pretty much what she said. That's a big yikes.

    • @kristle_46
      @kristle_46 Год назад +3

      Or "Food and water is useless, but youll die without them so you do need them"

    • @louisMacDiarmid
      @louisMacDiarmid 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@calix_mayeusOAR NOR CLEOUR

  • @lisafischer5040
    @lisafischer5040 7 лет назад +2224

    "I've been an adult since i was little"
    She's, like, really smart. She's a *_stable genius._*

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 6 лет назад +41

      It’s like she’s a 45 year old woman wearing a 17 year old girl’s body.

    • @IamMissPronounced
      @IamMissPronounced 6 лет назад +8

      A+ comment, I needed this 😂

    • @lisafischer5040
      @lisafischer5040 6 лет назад +16

      For those who don't get it, it's a reference to one of Donald Trump's tweets

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 6 лет назад +3

      Lisa Fischer So, she’s pretending to be Donald Trump or is she Donald Trump’s daughter?

    • @vii.bxllavi
      @vii.bxllavi 6 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @f.b.i.7492
    @f.b.i.7492 4 года назад +3363

    Her: I was an adult since I was little
    Me: I was born at a very young age

    • @ravenclxw9569
      @ravenclxw9569 4 года назад +24

      that idiot

    • @jameskupetz1928
      @jameskupetz1928 4 года назад +13

      Well she wasn’t

    • @elizabeth_tayy
      @elizabeth_tayy 4 года назад +44

      is she was born as an adult then i was born an elder XD
      my joints pop almost every time i move

    • @f.b.i.1093
      @f.b.i.1093 4 года назад +22

      u a fake account

    • @duckyyy4174
      @duckyyy4174 4 года назад +4

      @@f.b.i.1093 Bet

  • @kei_tsuki
    @kei_tsuki 4 года назад +4870

    "I've been adult since i was little"
    **Chokes on ramen**

    • @Multistan-y8y
      @Multistan-y8y 4 года назад +23

      💜💜💜

    • @robbob7348
      @robbob7348 4 года назад +35

      ramen for life tho 😋😌

    • @Literalll_legenddd
      @Literalll_legenddd 4 года назад +11

      *confused noises*

    • @SykesBFC
      @SykesBFC 4 года назад +28

      Her definition of psychopath:”someone who doesn’t act their age”

    • @anfool8774
      @anfool8774 4 года назад +11

      *chokes on ritz crackers*

  • @RHBR01
    @RHBR01 3 года назад +448

    This episode drove me up the wall. Apparently her grandparents were giving her things (like a cellphone) and then undermined the mom (who they label as "crazy" and shame her because she has mental health problems) when she tried to discipline the daughter by saying "you can't take it away from her because *we* gave it to her." Dr. Phil never called them out on it, either. No wonder the kid was so fond of them; it's easy to get someone to like you when you never have to discipline them.

    • @taraparry6038
      @taraparry6038 Год назад +2

      Am I gonna be shamed for my mental health issues? Who am I kidding, I already AM!!!!

  • @narwhalgirl12
    @narwhalgirl12 7 лет назад +1380

    “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going outside to my car, and I’m having a cigarette.”
    “That’s the broom closet!”
    LMAO I DIED XD

  • @burgerpowder8
    @burgerpowder8 4 года назад +2408

    her: "being a psychopath means you dont think your age"
    also her: iVe BeEn aN AdULt SinCE I waS LIttlE"

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 4 года назад +22

      Lmao thanks for pointing that out 🤣

    • @unknownuser9214
      @unknownuser9214 3 года назад +1

      😭😭😭

    • @abbylorber1755
      @abbylorber1755 3 года назад +10

      Yeah. Adults eat baby powder. Yeah. She’s an adult. Sure.

    • @madeleinej6048
      @madeleinej6048 3 года назад

      This is such a good point 😂😭

    • @jeffersonskrabanek9263
      @jeffersonskrabanek9263 3 года назад +2

      What’s funny is she said that and honestly wasn’t forced to grow up at a young age like me and my siblings and a few other people I know she didn’t have the struggles that a lot of people have/ had she had (at least by what I’ve seen from this video) a pretty good upbringing and didn’t have to worry about money education none of that but omg she’s been an adult since she was little

  • @MysticSarahh
    @MysticSarahh 5 лет назад +758

    Girl: I’m going to college for cosmetology and crime scene investigation.
    Me: Those two jobs are in completely different fields. Is she going to go up the body and be like "uh uh, honey. Your hair is a mess and the blood does nothing for your skin. Before I look around, lemme add some foundation, hair spray, lipstick-“

    • @reenwolf6066
      @reenwolf6066 5 лет назад +23

      Omg! New sketch idea lol

    • @kiaraguzman8965
      @kiaraguzman8965 4 года назад +14

      And i’ve never seen a college have both a cosmetology program and a crime scene investigation course. Like ever.

    • @lily.elaine29
      @lily.elaine29 4 года назад +16

      Sherlock Holmes the makeup artist

    • @nataliemj06
      @nataliemj06 4 года назад +1

      Lol know your facts before you comment

    • @oliviahodges6104
      @oliviahodges6104 4 года назад

      MysticSarah 2003 IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣

  • @krispychipss6256
    @krispychipss6256 2 года назад +178

    my sister is actually a high school drop out but that’s because she went through immense trauma and she gave up on her life. but she’s doing so great now! she’s married, she has a son too, and she has found a cleaning job. she’s doing great regardless her struggles and she’s an amazingly strong person. this girl on the other hand i don’t know what else to say except she wack as hell if it’s real XD

    • @vanillaskies5186
      @vanillaskies5186 Год назад +10

      Looking back I was bullied a lot in high school and luckily I passed my SAT’s that year and to put icing on the cake my graduation speach made everyone’s jaw drop of 2 seconds before a standing ovation that memory still stands in my head after 10 years later

    • @ReinyGamez255
      @ReinyGamez255 Год назад +14

      I’m a high school drop out due to bullying and I’m now a cook

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 11 месяцев назад +7

      yeah, you dont need high school it helps but you can make a career without it. (but, very much should stay in school since even if you want to be a youtuber lets say, you need a backup plan)

    • @SimplyLikesGaming
      @SimplyLikesGaming 6 месяцев назад +2

      I know it's been two years but I'm very happy for your sister!🎉

  • @Kennedybellerose
    @Kennedybellerose 6 лет назад +615

    Your sketches are pure gold and original

  • @morgan8897
    @morgan8897 6 лет назад +453

    “That’s Alberto he’s our Crime Scene camera guy”
    “Hello”

  • @Avastea_talk.-3248
    @Avastea_talk.-3248 4 года назад +5435

    The crime scene he played out got me dyeing

  • @totaldramataco4961
    @totaldramataco4961 2 года назад +259

    I WANT A SHOW BASED ON THAT SKETCH

  • @caffinaated
    @caffinaated 4 года назад +1957

    “I’ve been an adult since I was little”
    Me: *Kowalski Analysis*

    • @Painttrayraccoon
      @Painttrayraccoon 4 года назад +29

      It's an older code sir

    • @backseatgaming2181
      @backseatgaming2181 4 года назад +51

      Well according to my calculations.......
      She’s a bitch

    • @leahhousley880
      @leahhousley880 4 года назад +20

      Hands down the ✨best✨ comment I’ve seen

    • @yukie-chan4607
      @yukie-chan4607 4 года назад +7

      Cue X-files theme

    • @Omelander
      @Omelander 4 года назад +13

      It’s an older code skipper I can’t make it out

  • @masternoscoped3336
    @masternoscoped3336 7 лет назад +252

    “”That’s the face I make when I ... I can’t make that joke” bruvvvvv I’m legit dying atm ahahahahah

    • @latishagreen9355
      @latishagreen9355 6 лет назад +4

      yas XD I know what it is,i laughed so hard when i listened to it

  • @J0E05
    @J0E05 5 лет назад +658

    "I skip school all the time". "I'm going to college for crime scene investigation". Ok betch

    • @ytyt2245
      @ytyt2245 4 года назад +12

      NOBODY:
      That girl: I don't have common sense but I can think like the people who committed
      the crimes. You get it because she gave us a wrong definition of psychopath?

  • @youmakemehappy7
    @youmakemehappy7 3 года назад +99

    The acting you put in there is SO APPRECIATED 😂😭

  • @mekialmyers1389
    @mekialmyers1389 4 года назад +691

    Instead of Dr.phill we need Dr.daz like daz is logic is insane

  • @ta1y.d
    @ta1y.d 4 года назад +766

    ‘You don’t even get me a car’
    Like 2 seconds later: I dOn’T NeEd a cAr 🚘

    • @alicia4175
      @alicia4175 4 года назад +4

      i can hear.

    • @User-bx1nl
      @User-bx1nl 4 года назад +5

      Copied word for word (the original comments above urs LMAOO) no hate tho

    • @audreymonroe6282
      @audreymonroe6282 4 года назад +1

      Alicia Machin shut up -.-

    • @alicia4175
      @alicia4175 4 года назад +1

      Audrey Monroe no i’m ok ty :)

    • @audreymonroe6282
      @audreymonroe6282 4 года назад

      Alicia Machin I-
      YOUR LIKE FOUR- you shouldn’t be watching this 😂

  • @chuhaecherry8674
    @chuhaecherry8674 6 лет назад +454

    i love how she acts like she knows everything but in reality she knows so little to nothing about literally anything

    • @LillieNeedles
      @LillieNeedles 6 лет назад +5

      Sophie A. Yea I definitely got that vibe from her too her attitude was horrible

    • @serenn-f628
      @serenn-f628 6 лет назад +4

      Sophie A. ARMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @chuhaecherry8674
      @chuhaecherry8674 6 лет назад +3

      Seren Nagle-Fellows Fighting!! 💜💜💜💜💜

    • @yasminchan7425
      @yasminchan7425 6 лет назад +4

      It seems so extremely fake..

    • @daniellaandreone2096
      @daniellaandreone2096 6 лет назад

      Armyyy

  • @RoeAlx
    @RoeAlx Год назад +28

    ik what she means. She means "High school's system is toxic and completely breaks down every person into having anxiety. Being forced against your will to do so much that u dont want to do bc it destroys you but if you dont go then your life will amount to nothing. so we have to go to this place against our will."

    • @RoeAlx
      @RoeAlx Год назад +8

      well im not on her side, i just think she needs help explaining. i have a learning disorder so i hated school

  • @eblovesdb
    @eblovesdb 7 лет назад +775

    'woo0ooooo0oo *KEVIN* pick this shit up'
    LMAO XD

    • @XtrashracoonX
      @XtrashracoonX 7 лет назад +1

      eblovesdb but mom your dead fuck off 😂😆

    • @enochblackthorn1360
      @enochblackthorn1360 7 лет назад

      eblovesdb , how do you bold the text ?

    • @enochblackthorn1360
      @enochblackthorn1360 7 лет назад

      Midnight Summer Wolf , thank you

    • @Ellemphriem
      @Ellemphriem 7 лет назад +1

      I am gonna do that to my daughter when I hit the bucket.........

    • @chora58
      @chora58 7 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @iateabrick1244
    @iateabrick1244 4 года назад +383

    her: “i’ve been an adult since i was little.”
    me: *using my last brain cell*
    also me: “wait-“

    • @z9321
      @z9321 4 года назад +3

      Its difficult to process what she said in my mind and I have a somewhat above average IQ😅 I'm so damn confused and also concerned tbh

  • @rhiannoneliza4010
    @rhiannoneliza4010 6 лет назад +503

    she has been wanting to speak to the manager for at least 10 years now

  • @kierananthony25
    @kierananthony25 Год назад +13

    Daz just makes me feel still, present, and at peace whenever I have a bad day or feel depressed.
    Daz, if you're reading this, you're a G.

  • @tttot8312
    @tttot8312 3 года назад +625

    I love when he’s like “WHATS UP DuDeS IM AT THE FUCKING SKATE PARK” 😂😂😂😂

  • @why_u_mad1446
    @why_u_mad1446 4 года назад +640

    "That's the face when...
    I'm not gonna make that joke"
    We all got it Daz...

    • @cj1478
      @cj1478 4 года назад +3

      I don’t get it T-T

    • @hooriya1389
      @hooriya1389 4 года назад +11

      @@cj1478 doing the nasty:))

    • @changedmyusernameagain7654
      @changedmyusernameagain7654 4 года назад +9

      @@cj1478 of course you don't

    • @Alice-mj2pr
      @Alice-mj2pr 3 года назад +2

      @angel midnight u don’t wanna know 🤭✌️

    • @why_u_mad1446
      @why_u_mad1446 3 года назад +1

      angel midnight When he finishes. In the bedroom...

  • @itsalaynnaguys
    @itsalaynnaguys 4 года назад +1383

    “You don’t think like a normal human would”
    Ahhh, yes my depression and anxiety make me a psychopath then lol

    • @Neomakes
      @Neomakes 4 года назад +26

      *Angry adhd wants to know that girls location* xD

    • @Apollo_G
      @Apollo_G 4 года назад +45

      Ah yes, my autism makes me a psychopath lmao

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 4 года назад +40

      Ok I dont have to go through any of the things you guys do but just know how brave you are for staying around and being amazing human beings

    • @Tibs05
      @Tibs05 4 года назад +13

      @@Tricks_99 your brilliant have a lovely day 😊

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 4 года назад +6

      @@Lou-fb9ii thanks! Have a great year and stay safe!

  • @amberdanforth2209
    @amberdanforth2209 3 года назад +40

    The whole fact that she is saying her dad is *BASICALLY* God, my trauma high key said “Yeah- someones getting molested” my dad treated me good because I was getting molested and he was showing me attention, I wanted to be with him all the time because I got things, he gave me things, I mooned over him. HIGHKEY- it’s prolly not the case- but my trauma really said “HA! I’m not the only one”

    • @courttheshort87
      @courttheshort87 2 года назад +9

      I'm high key hoping you got help with that, luv.
      One survivor to another.
      Self deprecating is a coping tool for so long.
      Best wishes.
      Low high she probably does have daddy issues of that caliber.

  • @Demonicii
    @Demonicii 6 лет назад +18249

    I'm on a Daz marathon, anyone else?

  • @shikamarunara1338
    @shikamarunara1338 4 года назад +3855

    her: "a psychopath is when you cant think straight"
    lesbians,pans,bi's,and gays: "well damn ಠ_ಠ

    • @RxkilaTemiko
      @RxkilaTemiko 4 года назад +163

      Everyone in between: Damn it

    • @rosemary3029
      @rosemary3029 3 года назад +40

      Damn

    • @Sar-n7u
      @Sar-n7u 3 года назад +25

      oof-

    • @tencheloca3379
      @tencheloca3379 3 года назад +45

      Yep 😁🔪 *IM A PSYCHOPATH* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @yeet5885
      @yeet5885 3 года назад +37

      Me over here being bi: .... 😶😬

  • @chey2946
    @chey2946 4 года назад +595

    Her: “I’ve been an adult since I was little”
    Me: **on my last brain cell**

    • @button.house101
      @button.house101 4 года назад +5

      Hello I'm her for no reason

    • @michaelmccarthy3695
      @michaelmccarthy3695 4 года назад +6

      I was born at a very young age

    • @seanhurley2962
      @seanhurley2962 4 года назад +7

      When I came out I was an adult

    • @seanhurley2962
      @seanhurley2962 4 года назад +2

      😂😀😀😂😀😂😆😂😀😆😂😀😆😂😀😆😂😀😆😂😀😂😂😀😂😂😀😆😂😀😂😆😂😂😂😂😆😂😀😆😂😂😂😀😆😂😆😂😂😂😂😆😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😂😂😂😂😂

    • @breezvsp1759
      @breezvsp1759 4 года назад +1

      Omg!😂😂😂

  • @skyler_thepatato9125
    @skyler_thepatato9125 Год назад +5

    10:53
    So thats what that feeling is when you are awake at 2 am and all of a sudden you wanna get your life together 🤣 just ur ghost mom yelling at you

  • @cassbonds2121
    @cassbonds2121 6 лет назад +1255

    18 yrs old, parents never bought me a car. They raised me to do this thing called "get a job and buy one yourself."

    • @darksunshine9046
      @darksunshine9046 6 лет назад +23

      I'm 14 yrs old and I'm not that dependent on my parents I mean I still need them but I'm not babied like she is.

    • @cassbonds2121
      @cassbonds2121 6 лет назад +4

      @@darksunshine9046 Thats good

    • @rexbutbetterthentheotheron1316
      @rexbutbetterthentheotheron1316 6 лет назад +11

      Cass Bonds can see where your coming from but say you pass your drivers license and your family gets you a used car that’s fine but anything more then that is wrong in my books

    • @donacello789
      @donacello789 6 лет назад +2

      Jesse Helmer what’s wrong with weed? Yeah, at that age it should be taken but past 24 their are hardly any major effects.

    • @vimmotv8802
      @vimmotv8802 6 лет назад +2

      I'm not 18, but true.

  • @lizbiz1416
    @lizbiz1416 4 года назад +741

    “I can’t make that joke”
    I think everyone’s figured that out 😂

    • @Himilayas
      @Himilayas 4 года назад +12

      im not too young im just innocent explain please? lmao

    • @thatoneboy869
      @thatoneboy869 4 года назад +14

      @@Himilayas its an inappropriate joke

    • @elisharoberts492
      @elisharoberts492 4 года назад +9

      @@Himilayas you must be to young then

    • @Himilayas
      @Himilayas 4 года назад +9

      @@elisharoberts492 I’m not I’m literally a teenager I’m just dumbb

    • @elisharoberts492
      @elisharoberts492 4 года назад +8

      @@Himilayas fair enough

  • @adeledenton534
    @adeledenton534 4 года назад +2495

    Her: Describes what a psychopath is
    Also her: Describes herself

  • @alexandraofarrell7829
    @alexandraofarrell7829 3 года назад +14

    She mentions that she wants to get a GED which is the equivalence of a high school diploma. To obtain one you have to be out of school for at least one year and purchase a book which you study and then you pass the test. The GED is a seven-hour test, separated into two days. There is a math section, an English section, a history section, and a science section on the test. In my country, you can also take a test at the college or university that you are applying to, to make sure that you have the skills required for the program. To get the skills required to pass the tests you can purchase high school workbooks, so basically, she would be homeschooled. That's what she most likely means by still wanting an education. I know this because that's what I did myself because going to school gave me horrible anxiety attacks and panic attacks that got so bad that I was going to the bathroom every 5 minutes and was sometimes going in my pants without knowing so I had to start wearing diapers again. Things got so bad that I wanted to kill myself so eventually, my parents and my therapist decided I should be homeschooled. The real problem with this girl is her attitude, thinking that she is better than everyone, and as much as she says she wants an education I don't buy it, because she thinks she knows everything already.

  • @peachesvlogs4741
    @peachesvlogs4741 6 лет назад +229

    The sketch tho........😂😂😂 I laughed so hard I cried

  • @meganosullivan2341
    @meganosullivan2341 4 года назад +1323

    Let’s get daz a talk show!!!
    Just picture it.
    Kid: I hate my mother
    Daz: get over it for fuck sake
    Kid: mum I love you!!!

  • @hoopswithbeau8324
    @hoopswithbeau8324 5 лет назад +720

    her: "ive been an adult since i was little."
    Me: *visible confusion*

  • @lauverr3808
    @lauverr3808 3 года назад +17

    We all have gone through teenage angst but I couldn't imagine telling everyone, mom included, that you hate her and she's never going to be allowed in her life. That's insane. I'm sure her mom is the strict one and daddy is all "anything you want princess!" 🙄 I hope she and her mom get to reconcile their differences. No matter what it's still her mom.

  • @Katieeee18
    @Katieeee18 7 лет назад +5049

    the sketches are everything lmao

  • @niksvlogs1940
    @niksvlogs1940 5 лет назад +207

    “Wow , someone’s grounded” 😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @bunnydraws16
    @bunnydraws16 6 лет назад +119

    The world needs more parents like you Daz

  • @Katelink_
    @Katelink_ Год назад +6

    Most people who drop out from school can be successful in life and I hope that Dr Phil didn't ruin her life too badly and she managed to get the job she wanted. I actually dropped out of school in year 9 because of bullying. Ended up doing my GCSE's in my local college and now I'm making about £30,000 a year with my art and doing something I love.

  • @thespookster_703
    @thespookster_703 4 года назад +290

    Since she’s studying make up and crime scene investigation she gonna be like ‘omg he looks hideous let me James Charles this corpse’

    • @niamh614
      @niamh614 4 года назад +9

      Vlogs and more with AJ or she’ll get a makeup brush and brush the corpse with it instead of an corpse sweeper

    • @graciewilliams9522
      @graciewilliams9522 4 года назад +1

      HAGHSHA

    • @lukewlsn2805
      @lukewlsn2805 4 года назад

      @@graciewilliams9522 wtf

    • @graciewilliams9522
      @graciewilliams9522 4 года назад +1

      The Lamb Sauce 😘😘

  • @icecoldfeverdreamer
    @icecoldfeverdreamer 5 лет назад +175

    'my dream is to become a youtube star'
    'i'm gonna become a crime scene investigator'
    WHAT IS THE TRUTH

  • @fununicorns5578
    @fununicorns5578 6 лет назад +749

    She said psychopath is when people can't think straight. I have ADHD and Aspergers syndrome. Does that mean I'm a psychopath.

    • @alyssaburton8029
      @alyssaburton8029 6 лет назад +36

      Fun Unicorns if you don't know how to insert a question mark, maybe

    • @dylanmaxwell9993
      @dylanmaxwell9993 6 лет назад +12

      Alyssa burton OOF

    • @msmoorea1270
      @msmoorea1270 6 лет назад +6

      No it just means you’re a confused queen

    • @WaifuYuuki
      @WaifuYuuki 6 лет назад

      Yes seems like it. you are and so am I xD

    • @enab.5165
      @enab.5165 6 лет назад +1

      No, you aren't.

  • @bonniegill3652
    @bonniegill3652 3 года назад +64

    She wants to be a cosmetologist a crime scene investigator and a RUclips star but skips school and hates it , ok 👌

  • @KellieValentine
    @KellieValentine 6 лет назад +934

    I dropped out of high school because of bullying and now I'm in university doing psychology so that I can become a therapist. Education is important I think, but high school isn't necessarily your only route.

    • @letitianv1070
      @letitianv1070 6 лет назад +52

      Kellie Cronogue That’s so cool! I want to be a therapist but I think I’m gonna stick with high school. That’s really amazing!

    • @KellieValentine
      @KellieValentine 6 лет назад +42

      IHaveNoIdeaWhyIEvenTry Best of luck with your career path, I hope you do well! :)

    • @letitianv1070
      @letitianv1070 6 лет назад +25

      Kellie Cronogue thank you so much ^^

    • @alyssarichardson1880
      @alyssarichardson1880 6 лет назад +16

      Same here girl, I'm in college to become a Vet Tech. I dropped out at 17 and got my GED a month later.

    • @mmparty5967
      @mmparty5967 6 лет назад +8

      I hope you don't live far from me because my best friend have tried to kill herself many times and I never know about it! I always have to force her to tell me the truth! I told her to see therapists and she did but nothing worked.She cutted herself many times and says her cat scratched her.I'm a Muslim and she is a Christian and she is the only person that loved me and never judged me by my religion.She understands me.I would not know where I would be without her! I cant stand the fact that she tries to hurt herself!😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

  • @sinner_seraph3509
    @sinner_seraph3509 6 лет назад +920

    The mom’s face tho:
    “I should’ve swallowed.”
    😂😂

    • @gloriouswaterbottle8968
      @gloriouswaterbottle8968 5 лет назад +4

      Sinner_ Seraph I’m cackling 😂

    • @emmalouise9536
      @emmalouise9536 5 лет назад +3

      Sinner_ Seraph you legend 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrsbomsta
      @mrsbomsta 5 лет назад +3

      Ha!!!! OMG!! Best comment on here!!

    • @grizz8217
      @grizz8217 5 лет назад

      Should of

    • @fgvfhkn_hhf4404
      @fgvfhkn_hhf4404 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣She should have

  • @evelyngrace5405
    @evelyngrace5405 7 лет назад +446

    " *SUP DUDES IM AT THE FOCKIN SKATE PARK!!* " i relate

  • @shaunhumphreys6714
    @shaunhumphreys6714 2 года назад +18

    Daz is the most grounded, down to earth youtuber with the amount of following he has, on the whole of youtube.He gives his watchers besides the amazing contagious laugh, and hilarious character sketches, these serious moments which come from being a grown up adult,a father, he is such a good role model. he promotes good family values basically. and he promotes good values to people who are single. he is still extremely real.hes not pretentious, or materialistic. he still has the same best friend hugh. he hasnt changed.

  • @jenniferhernandez6589
    @jenniferhernandez6589 5 лет назад +395

    DAZ : that’s the face when -“can’t make that joke “
    Everyone knows what he was gonna say 😂

    • @lincenry910
      @lincenry910 5 лет назад +4

      Jennifer Hernandez I don’t

    • @njiraknott394
      @njiraknott394 5 лет назад +3

      @@lincenry910 same

    • @gagethamage6589
      @gagethamage6589 5 лет назад +13

      It was gonna be an orgasm joke

    • @render5472
      @render5472 5 лет назад +6

      I swear I read this the moment this happend 😂😂

    • @leonac1753
      @leonac1753 4 года назад +1

      @@render5472 🤯🤯

  • @lukeaxolotl2782
    @lukeaxolotl2782 5 лет назад +539

    Girl: I’ve been an adult since I was little”
    What did you just come out the womb huge?

    • @milk4231
      @milk4231 4 года назад +8

      Yeah she came out 6’4” being a genius as she always is

    • @laurenpettis2469
      @laurenpettis2469 4 года назад

      hahaha, I just spat my coffee out reading this comment BAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @aurora7102
      @aurora7102 4 года назад

      “Psycopath you dont think your age”

    • @seagullplayssiege8185
      @seagullplayssiege8185 4 года назад +1

      dumbbitch.exe has stopped working

    • @x_lxky
      @x_lxky 4 года назад

      Castaway Axolotl I mean she looks like she is 45 named Karen 152kg 2 mortgages 4 children and a mini van

  • @adampatterson5604
    @adampatterson5604 4 года назад +308

    The scene of her as a dumb crime scene investigator had me dying lol 😂

  • @Shelimey
    @Shelimey 7 месяцев назад +3

    Watching back on daz’s old videos and I realize the only thing that has changed about him is his weight. He’s still the great guy that I subscribed to 7-8 years ago and I’m so grateful for that.

    • @kerys_n_c
      @kerys_n_c 7 месяцев назад +1

      Loved him 7 years ago and still love him now

    • @itsemmymalone26
      @itsemmymalone26 2 месяца назад

      will forever remain loyal to daz, he always makes me laugh even on hard days. hes our internet dad

  • @6ubble-gum
    @6ubble-gum 7 лет назад +339

    See this is why I'm afraid to tell people I dropped out, because if I do I'll immediately be lumped in the same category with this monstrosity of a human.

    • @elinkarlsson9503
      @elinkarlsson9503 7 лет назад +8

      Angel Carbajal I feel the same way

    • @KyrinCB
      @KyrinCB 7 лет назад +5

      Same here

    • @boobunga6198
      @boobunga6198 7 лет назад +44

      She is obviously fucked up for a reason. Nobody acts that way just cuz they want to. Parents know how to hide shit and manipulate to make the kids look crazy as if they dont know whats wrong with them. Parents are expert liars. they fucked her up somehow.

    • @jennyo7218
      @jennyo7218 7 лет назад +5

      Angel Carbajal Same here. Someone pushed me around in the comment section for the same thing. Calling me weak n shit.

    • @6ubble-gum
      @6ubble-gum 7 лет назад +37

      Yeah, and people always make the assumption that you've dropped out because you were dumb or lazy, but sometimes it's just that you couldn't go all the way. For instance I dropped out because I was undiagnosed autistic and couldn't keep up with the near violent regimen of my school, and I was simply too far behind to ever properly graduate. But everyone always wants to tell me I was lazy or "didn't want to do the work."

  • @pdav1027
    @pdav1027 4 года назад +555

    "High school is stupid"
    A few moments later
    "yOu NeEd EdUcAtIoN oR yOuR nOtHiNg"

    • @neonfox582
      @neonfox582 4 года назад +8

      Bill Gates:

    • @Jayhhardy
      @Jayhhardy 2 года назад +2

      You don't need high school though.

    • @keepuwu-ing7653
      @keepuwu-ing7653 2 года назад +4

      I feel like she had a point but just kinda missed it a little bit with the way she said it

    • @keepuwu-ing7653
      @keepuwu-ing7653 2 года назад +2

      Like she's referring to how some things you study in hs are useless (which they are, I bet most people forget 90% of what they studied in hs, Daz brought up the counting thing but that's irrelevant since you study that in elementary school not high school) but you need a degree to get employed. That makes a lot of sense to me.

    • @true2796
      @true2796 2 года назад

      @@keepuwu-ing7653 yh

  • @nevaehmaready1234
    @nevaehmaready1234 4 года назад +138

    "that's the face I make.... I cant make that joke" WOAAAAHH

  • @danielthemaniel7934
    @danielthemaniel7934 2 года назад +6

    the very first word she said was a perfect representation of her as a person
    a snarky "uuUUUUMMM!!"

  • @gracegibson7370
    @gracegibson7370 6 лет назад +178

    Theres her mum:
    "I dont care smoke weed."
    And then theres my mum:
    "YOU CANT LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!!"

  • @long_necc1384
    @long_necc1384 6 лет назад +3601

    *IQ has left the chat*

  • @Lucxsss
    @Lucxsss 7 лет назад +617

    We need a series/sketch called “Dr Daz”😂
    Who agrees?😂

  • @whyamidumb9860
    @whyamidumb9860 2 года назад +4

    I like that daz actually thinks about what made the girl think like that. He doesn'tjust blame her,call her cringy and insult her. He questions the parents and wonders what they did to make her think like that.

  • @notused1503
    @notused1503 4 года назад +344

    "The most views I have on my RUclips channel is 85."
    *smiles like she's the most popular youtuber ever*

    • @justinbland9739
      @justinbland9739 4 года назад

      Yours is 13.

    • @keiradavies5932
      @keiradavies5932 4 года назад +5

      Justin Bland and anyone cares because.......

    • @notused1503
      @notused1503 4 года назад +6

      @@justinbland9739 on my other channel it's 2.5k 🖕🖕 search Pixel LIVE and click the one with a face on it. Most popular is 2.5k and it keeps going up so f u
      (changed to PixelCraft and icon says PC since 2019) 🖕

    • @keiradavies5932
      @keiradavies5932 4 года назад +6

      Pixel Plays hey I think you dropped this 🤡 oh wait that’s for me..... here’s yours 👑

    • @justinbland9739
      @justinbland9739 4 года назад

      Pixel Plays lmao y’all salty, no one cares that you only have 13? But everyone cares that she only has 85? Makes sense

  • @aliveyasparks3637
    @aliveyasparks3637 4 года назад +2860

    she hates school but she keeps going on about how she needs school to get her somewhere in life.

  • @coraorac
    @coraorac 4 года назад +223

    AFTER SHE SAIDI DROPPED OUT OF HIGHCHOOL AND I WANT TO BE A CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATOR OR SOMETHING I GOT AN AD SAYING "MIGRANES ARE DETREMENTAL" I LOST IT AHJEHDHBFRUHFI

    • @khakishark
      @khakishark 4 года назад +2

      :)

    • @angeldebeast4583
      @angeldebeast4583 4 года назад +1

      Even RUclips is smarter and it doesn’t even have a fucking brain it’s just an app XD

    • @ravenclxw9569
      @ravenclxw9569 4 года назад

      BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I DIED FROM READING THISSSS ABABAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • @aniahmiller5281
    @aniahmiller5281 Год назад +2

    You’re one of my fav RUclipsrs, I’ve been battling severe depression and when you make skits/mock of messed up situations 😂 like the guitar it was so unexpected which makes it better 😂

  • @naafimalik74
    @naafimalik74 7 лет назад +90

    That mini sketch I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @abriannahall526
    @abriannahall526 4 года назад +132

    “This is my face when- I can’t make that joke...” me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hailthenapkin
    @hailthenapkin 2 года назад +8

    I love it whenever Daz does demonstrations and mini skits.

  • @Ned-nw6ge
    @Ned-nw6ge 5 лет назад +291

    "Kids can get so lost in the internet that they can't find their own identity."
    That's why they go on Tumblr and find out theyre actually a dragon wolf tiger hybrid.

    • @smashleymcbashley6250
      @smashleymcbashley6250 4 года назад +17

      Along with 12 self diagnosed disorders

    • @Flower-zk7zi
      @Flower-zk7zi 4 года назад +3

      Thats where furries are born

    • @K75-d5n
      @K75-d5n 4 года назад +1

      Eleven’s Eggos I’m a furry bc other furries help me get over my depression-
      But there’s probably a lot of us coming from them terrible quizzes lmao

    • @penink8854
      @penink8854 4 года назад +1

      cRAzγ DUTcH wattpad is q u a k i n g

    • @kickingkidsisentertaining4871
      @kickingkidsisentertaining4871 4 года назад

      Technically it's a TRIBRID since its three, a Hybrid is two animals formed to one and a Tribrid is three

  • @Angel-wz3qd
    @Angel-wz3qd 4 года назад +147

    Girl: " She's a psychopath!"
    Also Girl: Smuggles WeEd!

  • @carleighleatherwood3221
    @carleighleatherwood3221 4 года назад +109

    I laugh at his jokes, but what gets me is when he laughs at his own jokes😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @CallumButton
    @CallumButton 2 года назад +3

    If you put subtitles on, when Daz laughs it types *Daz has the best laugh*. Love it and so true!

  • @alexishozeska1689
    @alexishozeska1689 4 года назад +152

    Her: A psychopath is someone who doesn’t think their age
    Also her: I was an adult ever since I was a child
    Umm really 🤔😂

  • @ravenpool5791
    @ravenpool5791 4 года назад +180

    Dr Phil: define psychopath for me
    Her: you do not thing your age
    Also her: I’ve been an adult since I was little
    Me: ???????

  • @TheRewatcher
    @TheRewatcher 4 года назад +247

    The fact that he’s talking about people’s idols when almost everyone watching is like
    “You're my idol tho”

    • @GhostlyDude
      @GhostlyDude 4 года назад +11

      I thought All Might was your idol?

    • @tencheloca3379
      @tencheloca3379 3 года назад +3

      MIDORIYA 💚🖤 😁 lol

    • @tencheloca3379
      @tencheloca3379 3 года назад +1

      @@GhostlyDude yes

    • @TheRewatcher
      @TheRewatcher 3 года назад +1

      @SPECTRUM thx man

    • @HoldingMoneyRansom
      @HoldingMoneyRansom 3 года назад +2

      DEKU ALL MIGHT IS YOU IDOL, YOU STILL SCREAM ALL MIGHT WHEN YOU PASS HIM IN THE HALL

  • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
    @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah Год назад +10

    7:05 ✨Bombastic Side Eye 💅🏾✨

  • @tatjanamadzar7672
    @tatjanamadzar7672 6 лет назад +3651

    *I’ve been an adult since I was little*

    • @14_heather_44
      @14_heather_44 6 лет назад +27

      @library of dragons yeah but you probably didnt get drop out of high school. she probably doesnt even know what childlike heart means. not meaning to sound rude or to make any assumptions or anything...

    • @legodarkmetal
      @legodarkmetal 6 лет назад +11

      I feel like I was a lawyer in past life. Eveytime I see someone jay walk I literally say to them 'license and registeration'. I also tell them to put their hands behind their back while always carrying handcuffs.

    • @k.suliman8539
      @k.suliman8539 5 лет назад +21

      She also said a psychopath is a person that doesn't think their age

    • @i_have_an_issue_with_Kirby
      @i_have_an_issue_with_Kirby 5 лет назад +5

      Bro same.. lol

    • @-blackandblue-4803
      @-blackandblue-4803 5 лет назад +7

      Same, I also have been an adult since I was little, and now that I’m in high school I’ve become the wise old grandparent

  • @Austin16186
    @Austin16186 4 года назад +520

    Daz: “That’s the face I make”
    Daz: “I can’t make that joke”
    Me: WHEN I BUST A NUT 😂😂
    Edit: How tf did this get almost 600 likes like damn 😂😂

    • @Geothermal737
      @Geothermal737 4 года назад +7

      Or when she hits you with the but twister but blaster 30000 deluxe suplex ultimate combo breaker move

    • @trurider23
      @trurider23 4 года назад +2

      Oh my gosh 😂🤣😭

    • @poppyyd3445
      @poppyyd3445 4 года назад +1

      @@Geothermal737 JDMEHDIWBDUFBWOWJDBDJWVWG

    • @Geothermal737
      @Geothermal737 4 года назад +1

      febreze gurl
      Sir and or madam
      Calm down please

    • @poppyyd3445
      @poppyyd3445 4 года назад

      @@Geothermal737 F

  • @ka.doodles470
    @ka.doodles470 7 лет назад +91

    MAKE THAT SKETCH INTO A SERIES! ❤️❤️🤣😂🤣❤️❤️

  • @barboitr
    @barboitr 3 месяца назад +3

    lowkey can't believe its been 6 year's since this video came out , i remember watching it when it came out lol

  • @s.graham9951
    @s.graham9951 6 лет назад +118

    Daz, I had the worst day at work getting yelled at about things that are beyond my control. This video has made my day and cheered me up substantially. Thank you do much! You are so funny!

    • @kathleendune6107
      @kathleendune6107 5 лет назад

      Stand tall! You can make it! Dont let people drag you down! You are strong! ^^

  • @isobeljane7014
    @isobeljane7014 6 лет назад +164

    The Australian school system is very different to the US. Here in aus, roughly 78% of people finish school. Most of these dropouts either go on to become tradesmen or apprentices or continue to enter University through other pathways. Finishing school here just isn’t necessarily the “norm” and dropping out isn’t viewed as being bad most of the time.
    I dropped out of school at the beginning of year 12 (senior year) due to my varying mental health problems but now I’m at University studying to become an Ancient History high school teacher.
    In saying this though, only half of Aussies attend public schools and these schools are generally at a higher standard than public schools in America, which about 90% of American kids attend. The catholic and private school systems here are generally well regarded and have higher success rates than public schooling. Therefore, attending school here and not completing it still leaves you at an advantage when compared to the USA.
    I’m not trying to say that Australia is better or anything like that, I’m just speaking from my experience and drawing on the experiences of my American friends.
    P.s. I’m not wearing my glasses while typing this so sorry if there are any mistakes.

    • @kittabread
      @kittabread 6 лет назад +3

      Cool, keep fighting for your dreams!

    • @miaclarke6489
      @miaclarke6489 6 лет назад +2

      GO YOU!

    • @Ray-gu2fg
      @Ray-gu2fg 6 лет назад

      Hi

    • @kikuos
      @kikuos 6 лет назад

      woop! work girl

    • @vampirettesgaming5326
      @vampirettesgaming5326 6 лет назад +3

      Same in the UK. If you don't finish highschool or you don't get good grades. You can retake highschool qualifications at college until you pass then you can do college levels and you can go back to do qualifications at any age at college.

  • @ssickavie
    @ssickavie 4 года назад +320

    "I've been an adult since I was little"
    Me: * chokes on pizza *

    • @mahraessa2534
      @mahraessa2534 4 года назад +6

      I am eating pizza rn

    • @ssickavie
      @ssickavie 4 года назад +4

      @@mahraessa2534 niceeee

    • @jessadams9347
      @jessadams9347 4 года назад +2

      I want pizza. Period cravings omg 📈📈📈

    • @ssickavie
      @ssickavie 4 года назад

      @@jessadams9347 Relatable ✋😃

    • @lovelycloudyskies
      @lovelycloudyskies 4 года назад

      @@jessadams9347 Puberty sucks. T^T

  • @lindseydarcy2776
    @lindseydarcy2776 Год назад +3

    Daz: have never seen so much contradiction in such a short space of time
    me: well u clearly haven't met my mother

  • @kirikiri9269
    @kirikiri9269 6 лет назад +396

    Most of the murderers have abnormally higher IQ than average person but:
    "You dont have a thought process"

    • @SpencerFinley
      @SpencerFinley 5 лет назад +13

      Not all psychopaths are killers, but i totally see what you're sayin and you're right about them bein smarter :)

    • @RemovingTheWingus
      @RemovingTheWingus 5 лет назад +3

      well some of em

    • @kingofmeatballs763
      @kingofmeatballs763 5 лет назад +6

      *Dude, they have to plan that shit out for months, get every single detail right and figure out what kind of methods of killing and hiding bodies is the best. Them fuckers are smart*

    • @confusedkys6090
      @confusedkys6090 5 лет назад +2

      @@kingofmeatballs763 no shit they're fucking professional at killing and their knowledge is very psychotic for an average human

    • @juicycouture9672
      @juicycouture9672 5 лет назад

      Most psychos are usually just abusive and aggressive but that’s still true

  • @Em-os1yz
    @Em-os1yz 4 года назад +95

    I dropped out of highschool a few years ago to help my dad with medical things. I did some online things but , now everyone is doing online school so... I was just ahead of the curve :)

  • @Phoenixgg2
    @Phoenixgg2 7 лет назад +2230

    Honestly I can see where that girl is coming from, looking back on my school days I literally remember probably about 5% of the stuff I was taught. The stress schools put their students under is abominable and I know for a fact my anxiety and depression are easily linked to stressful school days, exams and MOUNTAINS of homework, all so I could take a few tests and try and cram as much information as I could remember only to forget it years later. The way america is going nowadays with school shootings I'm not surprised people are dropping out lmao and there's been a lot of stories of people who drop out and are still on par even more successful than people who continue their education. I remember being told off by my head teacher because I was missing a lot of school due to serious illness and she said and I qoute "We try to encourage pupils to come to school even when ill so our attendance average doesn't drop too much and we lose an offsted score" kids in schools nowadays are treated like numbers and its ridiculous! Anyway mini rant over, I love your vids Daz but just wanted to voice my opinion and experience with how crappy schools are.

    • @samanthamelton6443
      @samanthamelton6443 7 лет назад +104

      Phoenixgg2 everything you’ve said is so true

    • @leleexo6661
      @leleexo6661 7 лет назад +41

      So true

    • @Saintofloneliness
      @Saintofloneliness 7 лет назад +42

      Phoenixgg2 exactly

    • @perri002
      @perri002 7 лет назад +4

      PhoenixGGthesecond

    • @multijxde1855
      @multijxde1855 7 лет назад +54

      even if the school thing is right you still NEED to take it to become more smart. End of story and that still doesn’t make up for the way she treats her mom etc... she’s crazy.

  • @MaddieWestbury
    @MaddieWestbury 2 месяца назад +2

    This is a petition to make daz the new Dr Phil!!

  • @cemetaryghoul
    @cemetaryghoul 5 лет назад +174

    Why does that girl look older then her mom? Literally I'm not joking😂😂

    • @Phoenix-ux2kx
      @Phoenix-ux2kx 4 года назад +1

      Cuz its fake Dr.Phil is a made up show