DAZ WATCHES CHEAPSKATE DATING

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @nikhilchanda4344
    @nikhilchanda4344 4 года назад +12339

    I feel his daughter when she’s on a FaceTime and the people she’s FaceTiming just hear, “LINDAAAAAA!”

  • @autisticlettuce
    @autisticlettuce 3 года назад +3962

    “LINDA! BOOK ME AN APPOINTMENT TO PUT CREAM UP MY ARSE!”
    his daughter: what the fu-

  • @orlakillen3399
    @orlakillen3399 4 года назад +6442

    The two roommates while the guy is on a date : QUICK FLUSH THE TOILET BEFORE HE COMES HOME

    • @stormyskyz4251
      @stormyskyz4251 4 года назад +85

      😂😂😂😂

    • @tia5827
      @tia5827 4 года назад +38

      the people who replied 😭😭
      (except the first person)

    • @tia5827
      @tia5827 4 года назад +13

      omg they keep going

    • @tia5827
      @tia5827 4 года назад +13

      AH STOPPPPPP

    • @tia5827
      @tia5827 4 года назад +14

      stoppppp 😭😭

  • @Byte0Cake
    @Byte0Cake 2 года назад +736

    I don’t care what anyone says, Daz has the most contagious laugh ever.

    • @MyTolc
      @MyTolc Год назад +2

      this is one of the only 2 people who make me laugh it's not even the things he's reacting to

    • @Alyssa4me
      @Alyssa4me Год назад

      Agreed ❤

  • @kenziegeorgiavlogzzz479
    @kenziegeorgiavlogzzz479 4 года назад +1968

    The dude: “I’m a Zumba dance instructer”
    Daz: “no your not 😂”

    • @teddyworld6079
      @teddyworld6079 4 года назад +17

      @Lance Lowe alright miss spelling teacher geez

    • @antoninabatory1745
      @antoninabatory1745 4 года назад +11

      @@teddyworld6079 damn that roast was amazing 😎

    • @plennary1858
      @plennary1858 4 года назад +5

      @@antoninabatory1745 correct

    • @idontknowwhatimdoing6979
      @idontknowwhatimdoing6979 4 года назад +1

      he reacts to this on his satnav daz mentions like “oH iM nOt NoW aM i A jOkE tO yOu?!? MaN cHaNgEd My CaReEr In OnE sEnTeNcE”

    • @Jell0be3n
      @Jell0be3n 4 года назад +1

      @@antoninabatory1745 best of 2021

  • @ellafaich705
    @ellafaich705 4 года назад +1353

    “Take her to a nice place, dress to impress, just impress in general, but if all that fails move to the next one.” -Daz black

    • @galaxynugget291
      @galaxynugget291 4 года назад +21

      Words of a wise man🙏

    • @ej6975
      @ej6975 4 года назад +14

      Words to live by

    • @sloanprod.5291
      @sloanprod.5291 4 года назад +4

      Love ur Chanel daz

    • @souerc6411
      @souerc6411 4 года назад +6

      Is it just me or dose everyone watch one video over and over again

    • @spenc8829
      @spenc8829 4 года назад +2

      Why was I reading this right has I was watching him say it

  • @thedrock4270
    @thedrock4270 4 года назад +22898

    Daz Is the funniest person on this planet

  • @Dizzy-re8xi
    @Dizzy-re8xi 2 месяца назад +29

    "Hello dazzlers, welcome back to daz games. With another daz watches" 0:10 will never not be iconic

  • @googlesucksistgc5738
    @googlesucksistgc5738 4 года назад +597

    god he’s being so shameless about it too like “wanna see the kid’s menu?” and tryna pick her order for her like bro? can you read the room? she doesn’t wanna be there.

    • @Dropletsojoy
      @Dropletsojoy 4 года назад +4

      Reminds me of my dad, one time I went for lunch with him and he ordered from the kids menu coz its cheaper 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @BK-is5fj
      @BK-is5fj 2 месяца назад

      @@DropletsojoyLmao

    • @frostyelwood9898
      @frostyelwood9898 2 месяца назад

      Only time we order from the kids menu is if we know we can’t eat a lot (eating issues)

  • @JakeGlobox
    @JakeGlobox 4 года назад +5195

    "Footlongs, that's what i want in a woman" I CAN'T DEAL LMAO 11:14

    • @tylersmith_73
      @tylersmith_73 4 года назад +22

      Same you have no clue

    • @They_luv_emma_vm
      @They_luv_emma_vm 4 года назад +7

      lol

    • @zanzer1443
      @zanzer1443 4 года назад +4

      PLAY MINECRAFT MURDER MYSTERY WITH BIGB AGAIN I MISS YOU GUYS

    • @TheVaporeonrules234
      @TheVaporeonrules234 4 года назад +9

      Question, is he paying for these steaks and footlongs?

    • @vagiterianbogmonster3268
      @vagiterianbogmonster3268 4 года назад +20

      @@TheVaporeonrules234 its Daz, he's gonna pay for it, cause it's Daz and he is Dazzling

  • @Nexthenon
    @Nexthenon 4 года назад +621

    Imagine someone named “Linda” moves in next door and they just hear him screaming “LINDA”.....

  • @yeetscale6939
    @yeetscale6939 4 года назад +1811

    This man has more confidence than pennies saved a year

    • @platinumxria3779
      @platinumxria3779 3 года назад +9

      @Savannah Puru LMAO- 😭🤚🏼

    • @julietbeg6622
      @julietbeg6622 3 года назад +3

      Hi I'm new her but I love his vids

    • @Bleedinguptopias
      @Bleedinguptopias 3 года назад +2

      @Savannah Puru legit same. Dirty mind gang ✊🏼

    • @ctrlsky
      @ctrlsky 3 года назад +1

      LMBO ONG

    • @spaomalley
      @spaomalley 3 года назад +1

      So confident and poor?

  • @masque4040
    @masque4040 3 года назад +918

    I love Daz's crazed laughter when Rodge says "It's painful bringing women back." It really made me laugh.

  • @jamiehay1027
    @jamiehay1027 4 года назад +5806

    Man: _Is a cheapskate_
    Also man: **Pays $3500 to make his car bouncy**

    • @dafeef5555
      @dafeef5555 4 года назад +195

      You know..the essentials😂

    • @leopard_gecko1492
      @leopard_gecko1492 4 года назад +104

      We all need a bouncy car

    • @jamiehay1027
      @jamiehay1027 4 года назад +15

      Da Feef indeed lol

    • @itskazooie3461
      @itskazooie3461 4 года назад +24

      You could pay less and I could make his car bouncy ;)

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 4 года назад +32

      @@itskazooie3461 It'd also last a lot shorter tho ;/

  • @20KNOX32
    @20KNOX32 2 года назад +194

    Watching Daz be confused at the way America's yogurt cups are built is just so entertaining because no it doesn't make sense 😭

    • @tj6031
      @tj6031 Год назад +4

      I was gonna say they are actually right side up lol but this guy is nuts

    • @Jumpshot_James77
      @Jumpshot_James77 4 месяца назад +2

      The ones in the UK are more commonly like a bowl instead of whatever they are in the States.

    • @w-ek9gu
      @w-ek9gu Месяц назад +4

      to be fair, as an american, i also thought they were upside down.

    • @20KNOX32
      @20KNOX32 Месяц назад +1

      @w-ek9gu ME TOO IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

  • @simp_for_fictional_charact9904
    @simp_for_fictional_charact9904 4 года назад +1979

    if i was on a date and he says “i only flush once a week” i would get my ass up and leave

    • @eku6306
      @eku6306 4 года назад +95

      I’m saying! That’s disgusting asf and it probably smells too

    • @dekusbed8541
      @dekusbed8541 4 года назад +51

      😁✌️🏃💨

    • @-JXYY5
      @-JXYY5 4 года назад +49

      imagine just eating your food and hearing "i only flush once a week" i would have an accident

    • @TheGoreTheorists
      @TheGoreTheorists 4 года назад +42

      @@-JXYY5 the accident would be that i poisoned his food

    • @dummy9406
      @dummy9406 4 года назад +8

      Lmao same

  • @maddisonnesslin7836
    @maddisonnesslin7836 4 года назад +4107

    The tongue tuck is actually when women remind themselves that murder is in fact illegal

  • @chloecarrington8018
    @chloecarrington8018 Год назад +72

    Daz: “ Linda! Book me an appointment to have cream put holy arse!!”
    Sarah in the room next door: “wtaf is he on about “
    Love you daz you really make me happy

  • @lexi_22xo
    @lexi_22xo 4 года назад +4257

    Nobody Can tell me that Daz isn’t the funniest human ever. Nobody 😂😂

  • @nathanmabz4146
    @nathanmabz4146 4 года назад +1461

    Imagine trying to hook up with a girl, and you say this:
    “I oNlY fLuSh tHe ToIlEt oNcE a WeEk”

    • @user-nr1wl9ch5q
      @user-nr1wl9ch5q 4 года назад +4

      You might not get nothing

    • @clickb8336
      @clickb8336 4 года назад +29

      Won't be surpriesed when she's going to run away

    • @taylor4474
      @taylor4474 3 года назад +3

      XD

    • @cl0ud58
      @cl0ud58 3 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣
      The girl be like 😃🔪

    • @ciaas70
      @ciaas70 3 года назад +1

      He didn't wanted ... Who in their right mind would tell this to ANYONE. Let alone on the first date. If I would found out such things about my any friend. I will be a distant frie.end. He's looks doesn't compensate for any of this bullshit 🍿

  • @danikadonoghue2937
    @danikadonoghue2937 3 года назад +5514

    Dazes daughter watching something in the other room:
    Daz: “LINDA BOOK ME AND APPOINTMENT TO GET CREAM PUT UP MY ASS!!”
    Dazes daughter: *sighs*

    • @janetwalker1691
      @janetwalker1691 3 года назад +17

      Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😚

    • @dajudge2094
      @dajudge2094 3 года назад +32

      LINDA

    • @danikadonoghue2937
      @danikadonoghue2937 3 года назад +7

      @Connor Long lmao yes

    • @sonyafonger3456
      @sonyafonger3456 3 года назад +27

      Just another Tuesday XD

    • @xxcoffee_beanxxroadto120
      @xxcoffee_beanxxroadto120 3 года назад +21

      Thats exactly what I was thinking about 😂😂

  • @BlairRessler
    @BlairRessler 9 месяцев назад +2618

    Whos here in 2024

  • @oompa_loompa1448
    @oompa_loompa1448 3 года назад +218

    The girl handled this really really well she was so patient with him and nice, she tried to hard. And Daz has the best, truest dating advice lmaooo

  • @zahvik5854
    @zahvik5854 4 года назад +1799

    “I would definitely go out with him again”
    I guarantee she only said that for the camera

    • @kokichiouma6409
      @kokichiouma6409 4 года назад +20

      Is that aizawa I see👀

    • @Twisted_tv
      @Twisted_tv 4 года назад +9

      I AM NON BINARY AND I HAVE THE SAME HAIRSTYLE AS AIZAWA!!!!!! HA, I JUST REALIZED THAT!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @xfl0na
      @xfl0na 4 года назад +15

      Nah the camera man forced her to say it

    • @alexreinhardt671
      @alexreinhardt671 4 года назад +10

      Aizawa fans unite

    • @kokichiouma6409
      @kokichiouma6409 4 года назад +1

      @@alexreinhardt671 yes😗✌️💕

  • @ishouldbesleeping1144
    @ishouldbesleeping1144 4 года назад +286

    Girl: “So what do you do besides keep cups and utensils?”
    What he should’ve said: “I put cream up my arse and dance around in a tutu for a living.”
    Absolutely inspirational

  • @salalamander143
    @salalamander143 3 месяца назад +26

    Omg he predicted dress to impress 0:19

    • @wilbatyt
      @wilbatyt 2 месяца назад +1

      🤦‍♂️

    • @salalamander143
      @salalamander143 2 месяца назад

      @@wilbatyt do u wanna play dress to impress with me

    • @emma.s.1
      @emma.s.1 2 месяца назад

      I was gonna say this 💀

    • @kiddieos
      @kiddieos 2 месяца назад

  • @Jade._.103
    @Jade._.103 2 года назад +58

    Can we just appreciate how much daz has helped a lot of us through hard times? and i know its corny but he has done so much for me and i dont think i would be happy right now if he wasnt alive

    • @PridelessChickz
      @PridelessChickz Год назад +1

      Believe in, and follow, Jesus Christ. He will fill you with peace beyond understanding. God bless you in Jesus' name, who is the name above all names and the only way to Heaven❤

    • @Jade._.103
      @Jade._.103 Год назад +3

      @@PridelessChickz I do belive in Jesus Christ and god I’m just saying he’s also helped me through a lot

  • @angelbrown2654
    @angelbrown2654 4 года назад +641

    "I'll have a grain of rice, followed by lawn trimmings-"
    I CAN'T

    • @ChickieDaNuggie
      @ChickieDaNuggie 4 года назад +15

      Vegans be like

    • @ellenparker6714
      @ellenparker6714 4 года назад +3

      That Made me laugh so hard, I had to rewind it like five times

    • @shetinadams1861
      @shetinadams1861 4 года назад +4

      I have never laugh so hard I kept re watching it and I nearly peed my pants 😭😭😭

    • @ravenpatton1621
      @ravenpatton1621 4 года назад +1

      THE VOICE IS WHAT GETS ME

    • @biketrailsandfails7831
      @biketrailsandfails7831 4 года назад

      And scissors so she can eat his armpit hair

  • @xAeroxGurllx
    @xAeroxGurllx 4 года назад +115

    The way you called out the tongue tuck KILLED me. That is totally a 'wtf did I just get myself into??' face

  • @Conceptcreator
    @Conceptcreator 4 года назад +9434

    Ok i am terrible at reading women, BUT this woman clearly doesn't want to be there!

    • @Not_Present101
      @Not_Present101 4 года назад +37

      Is the same guy you pf-😄

    • @HellAngel34
      @HellAngel34 4 года назад +127

      Yeah she doesnt want to be there cos she can't order what she wants. I hate being told what i can and can't order. you don't do that when you first meet someone. it doesn't look good xxx

    • @2wd.-..
      @2wd.-.. 4 года назад +10

      SHUT UP ABOUT MY HEAD

    • @ovacj1093
      @ovacj1093 4 года назад +9

      I’m terrible at reading..

    • @ՏԹօօժօԵհ
      @ՏԹօօժօԵհ 4 года назад +23

      Bro-
      From the look on a fellow woman's face
      She don't want to at ALL

  • @aoifeokne16
    @aoifeokne16 Год назад +60

    i can imagine your daughter on the phone and you’re just in the background screaming at linda about low disk space

  • @shinesnakeeold7447
    @shinesnakeeold7447 3 года назад +6873

    Greg: I don’t like paying for things
    Also Greg: *haha car go bouncy*

  • @twistedwolfgaming6072
    @twistedwolfgaming6072 4 года назад +597

    House seller: why yes this is a peaceful and quiet neigborhood
    Daz: LINDA BOOK ME A APPOINTMENT TO GET CREAM SHOVED UP MY ***

  • @idrinkfebreze4374
    @idrinkfebreze4374 4 года назад +232

    Daz's daughter: on the phone with a friend*
    Daz: LinDa makE aN apPoinTmenT tO gET cREam pUt uP MY aRsE
    Daz's daughter's friend: Uhhhhhh
    Daz's daughter: (._.U)

  • @joshuaperes7115
    @joshuaperes7115 2 года назад +30

    lol when daz said "there's no kid in sight" 13:12 , the game which I was launching in the background started playing dark music

  • @DragonClaw95.
    @DragonClaw95. 4 года назад +260

    Guy: "I love it. They let you keep the utensils!"
    Girl: "Imma head out."

  • @Twisted_tv
    @Twisted_tv 4 года назад +382

    “I’m a Zumba dance instructor.”
    “NO YOUR NOT!!!!”
    That had me dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cryingbagel
    @cryingbagel 4 года назад +189

    I think the funniest thing in this, is him saying yogurt. He says it in his UK accent.
    I also think him trying to wrap his mind around the yoplait cup is priceless.

    • @michpfeffer1197
      @michpfeffer1197 4 года назад +9

      Ikr, I was cackling when he was saying that it was upside-down but at the same time I was getting super frustrated 😂

    • @kingstontown7362
      @kingstontown7362 4 года назад +2

      Hastings accent

    • @snelap
      @snelap 4 года назад +1

      Am British, can confirm I have no idea what you are on about please explain :)

    • @michpfeffer1197
      @michpfeffer1197 4 года назад +1

      @@snelap In America, we have yogurt cups that look like they're upside-down, but they're not, so it was funny when Daz kept saying that the dude's yogurt cup was upside-down.

    • @snelap
      @snelap 4 года назад +1

      @@michpfeffer1197 OH ok thank you :))

  • @coastispunk
    @coastispunk 2 года назад +63

    Daz and Poofesure and genuinely the funniest people when they scream or lose it

  • @preranapradeep3963
    @preranapradeep3963 3 года назад +459

    But can we all just take time to appreciate this woman? I would have just left right away lmao or be sarcastic every one second. She held herself classy from beginning to end

    • @maddisonfagan7689
      @maddisonfagan7689 3 года назад +49

      Tbh as soon as I heard look at the kids menu and complaining about a sandwich I'd be like fuck this I'm out.

    • @giggle_snort
      @giggle_snort 2 года назад +18

      For real, I'd have left as soon as he made that silverware comment. ✌️🏃‍♀️

  • @backyardiagains
    @backyardiagains 4 года назад +395

    THE MAN COULD LITERALLY GO TO THE DOLLAR TREE AND GET PLATES, CUPS, FORKS, SPOONS, AND KNIFES FOR LIKE $20

  • @ifellinlovewithabagel9712
    @ifellinlovewithabagel9712 4 года назад +463

    If anyone went on a date with me, you better expect me to eat:
    -2 party size plates of nachos
    -A huge bucket of chicken wings
    -A rack of ribs
    -An extra large pepperoni pizza
    -3 tacos
    -A bowl of macaroni and cheese
    -A rotisserie chicken
    -Some big ass fries
    -4 giant slices of cheesecake
    -7 pitchers of Iced tea
    -8 Chocolate bars
    -And an entire bottle of hot sauce
    And I will eat it. ALL of it.

    • @ralphosososo3143
      @ralphosososo3143 4 года назад +22

      thats just a person bringing diabetes

    • @shockblast-fg9ph
      @shockblast-fg9ph 4 года назад +19

      My type of girl lmao

    • @AbradantRex
      @AbradantRex 3 года назад +14

      Well that’s how you efficiently get heart disease

    • @fan-vx2vs
      @fan-vx2vs 3 года назад +16

      Let's be friends

    • @tina-lu1lj
      @tina-lu1lj 3 года назад +6

      I relate to half of that- and surprisingly I’m a very healthy person

  • @AmazonEspionage
    @AmazonEspionage 11 месяцев назад +4

    Omg that childhood dentist imitation had me in tears; I showed my husband and he also laughed! Keep doing what you do, Daz.

  • @jasmineo_o8733
    @jasmineo_o8733 4 года назад +488

    Bruh the poor woman was so uncomfortable during the “date” like omg 😂

    • @mollie6867
      @mollie6867 4 года назад +9

      @@mannyalway-baker2135 he's had plenty of girlfriends tho

    • @Firegirl483
      @Firegirl483 4 года назад +7

      @@mannyalway-baker2135 he's had many girlfriends and he managed to get one pregnant so what's your point

    • @Andrew-sn6op
      @Andrew-sn6op 4 года назад +2

      I would get the hell away from there once I saw plastic utensils and plates.

    • @damianreed9081
      @damianreed9081 4 года назад +2

      It was so hard watching through the whole video it disturbed me that much

    • @mollie6867
      @mollie6867 4 года назад

      @@mannyalway-baker2135 they didn't but ok

  • @tamerrastevens2710
    @tamerrastevens2710 4 года назад +213

    "it's painful bringing women back to the apartment"
    Daz: HAHAHA you're not bringing women home 😂😂😂
    Daz kills me when he roasts people

    • @tenyaiida4694
      @tenyaiida4694 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @dxrlza
    @dxrlza 4 года назад +545

    “i’m a zumba dance teacher”
    daz- NO UR NOT
    😭

    • @rebeccabanning9129
      @rebeccabanning9129 4 года назад +3

      HAHAHRNDBJNEBEKE

    • @heartz_4youtoo
      @heartz_4youtoo 4 года назад +1

      I laughed at this

    • @cherrybledsoe4844
      @cherrybledsoe4844 4 года назад

      🤣😂 I liked that part

    • @AngelicZelda444
      @AngelicZelda444 4 года назад +4

      Lol but seriously I used to do Zumba and what he's doing ain't it. Zumba is all about Latin music and hip movements. He is just jumping like a white guy.

    • @generaljoe3447
      @generaljoe3447 4 года назад +1

      Typical white people shenanigans

  • @Yesyeysyesyes1
    @Yesyeysyesyes1 Месяц назад +3

    0:17 dress to impress💅💅✨💖

  • @thepacifist7381
    @thepacifist7381 4 года назад +578

    “It’s painful bringing women back here” Daz proceeds to end this mans career “ you don’t bring women here look at you” lmao 😂

  • @CillalovesGod
    @CillalovesGod 3 года назад +421

    “The yogurt pot is UPSIDE DOWN!”
    Me: ;-; “I-it’s...it’s not....it’s the yogurt brand that designs their cups like that”

    • @jewelsimpson7228
      @jewelsimpson7228 3 года назад +6

      Yoplay vibes

    • @kylerericksen5242
      @kylerericksen5242 3 года назад +4

      I- I swear I would like this comment but it’s at 69 likes and I just can’t take that away from you

    • @rebeccaelliot9746
      @rebeccaelliot9746 3 года назад +7

      @Timothy A Schuler Hedid think it through it is just not designed the same in the UK

    • @Whimsy3692
      @Whimsy3692 3 года назад +1

      It's Yoplait. I don't think they're international.

    • @amongustv6582
      @amongustv6582 3 года назад

      •-•

  • @marissah.does.gymnastics1711
    @marissah.does.gymnastics1711 3 года назад +1667

    imagine his daughter just on ft to her friends and all of a sudden u hear "LINDAA! BOOK ME AN APOINTMENT TO PUT CREAM UP MY ARSE!" 😂💀

    • @jaredscrooby
      @jaredscrooby 3 года назад +15

      🤣🤣

    • @heidiidi_7
      @heidiidi_7 3 года назад +10

      😭💀💀

    • @ashleyellis3950
      @ashleyellis3950 3 года назад +35

      His poor daughter lol, but then again if he was my dad and my friends heard him yell that, they probably would just start laughing like crazy 😂😂😂

    • @ariella8797
      @ariella8797 3 года назад +1

      ass*

    • @Sym0nSays
      @Sym0nSays 3 года назад +3

      @@ariella8797 They definitely spelled it like that on purpose XD

  • @emmah_6__
    @emmah_6__ Год назад +16

    I would have just gotten up and walked out. If you can’t afford to take someone on a date you’ve asked them out on…don’t invite them in the first place. This guy honestly really, REALLY annoyed me. In fact I’d have got up, walked to a different table and ordered a MASSIVE meal to myself, paid my own bill and f***ed off

  • @lucifer4786
    @lucifer4786 4 года назад +114

    Some free advice for everyone: If you are dating someone, absolutely DO NOT guilt trip them or make them feel like they're doing something wrong.
    Some people such as myself have severe anxiety and things like that do not end well. I know it can get exhausting but people with anxiety need constant reassurance and comfort. It takes patience but if you really love the person it will be easy for you.

    • @hollistinian2
      @hollistinian2 4 года назад +19

      Guilt-tripping anybody who hasn’t done anything wrong is just a weird, manipulative thing to do. People don’t need to stand for that BS. Not from a date, partner, friend, SO, spouse or anyone.

    • @brideofduscur
      @brideofduscur 3 года назад +4

      THIS 100%!!!!!

    • @raidenriot
      @raidenriot 3 года назад +3

      I’m the same way! I’ve been manipulated by so many people in the past that I’ve developed so much anxiety around other people especially with dating. Lucky for me my girlfriend is very sweet but a lot of people in the past have guilt tripped me and made me feel guilty for absolutely NOTHING. So I get what you mean

    • @kylerericksen5242
      @kylerericksen5242 3 года назад

      I wish you could tell some of my friends some of that lol

  • @LucindaPug
    @LucindaPug 4 года назад +495

    I did not think his roommates would be actual people 🤣

    • @abigail4673
      @abigail4673 4 года назад +53

      i thought it would be those stuffed animals

    • @fawks8764
      @fawks8764 4 года назад +26

      Who else thought they would be statues or dolls or something

    • @crazyharry7730
      @crazyharry7730 4 года назад +3

      @Rita 21 y.o ! I WANT В 0 У !!! SEND ME MESSAGES!!! wtf leave these people aloan like thares probes like 11 to 12 years old people watching this

    • @devonjonesyoungobiwan8770
      @devonjonesyoungobiwan8770 4 года назад +1

      Lol same👌👌👍

    • @missnura4932
      @missnura4932 4 года назад

      @@abigail4673 omggg sameeee 😂😂

  • @cecefoye7922
    @cecefoye7922 4 года назад +569

    Guy be like: “I’m washin me an my clothessss”

  • @GumiBear-hr6wu
    @GumiBear-hr6wu Год назад +3

    I love these old videos. Daz is truly the only youtuber that can make me laugh!

  • @thanoswife1254
    @thanoswife1254 3 года назад +3390

    He's not a cheapskate, he's just ridiculous, he's willing to spent 3,500 dollars to make his car look like it has the hiccups but wants his date to split a meal with him, on a first date of all things
    Edit: Edited the price since I heard wrong and it was more which is even worse

    • @SRG_channel
      @SRG_channel 3 года назад +17

      Thanks thanos

    • @rebeka_jerala164
      @rebeka_jerala164 3 года назад +56

      35K my darling, not 3K😂

    • @thanoswife1254
      @thanoswife1254 3 года назад +32

      @@rebeka_jerala164 even worse

    • @rebeka_jerala164
      @rebeka_jerala164 3 года назад +18

      @@thanoswife1254 Right? 😂

    • @Carriesue1982
      @Carriesue1982 3 года назад +23

      @@thanoswife1254 Got a genuine laugh out of me for the hiccups comment so thanks 😂

  • @hollistinian2
    @hollistinian2 4 года назад +316

    I would rather live and die single and alone over a hundred lifetimes than live with this shady-AF, disgusting man.

  • @Angela_Co2002
    @Angela_Co2002 3 года назад +377

    If I were to hear “I only flush once a week” I would’ve gotten up and left

    • @toon908
      @toon908 3 года назад +8

      all he has do show the toilet & she run a mile

    • @mikip282
      @mikip282 3 года назад +14

      “only” and “flush” should never be in a sentence together

    • @animalexplorer3658
      @animalexplorer3658 3 года назад +1

      @@toon908 Haha..

  • @kdl28
    @kdl28 2 года назад +17

    I have a really sore throat. It's going to get worse if I keep laughing. This guy is hilarious.

  • @gabs_urmom
    @gabs_urmom 3 года назад +3093

    No one:
    Daz: LINDAAAA!!!!!!
    His daughter: oh shit he's filming again

    • @atoz3828
      @atoz3828 3 года назад +21

      Lol 😂. So true

    • @lauralovejoy5308
      @lauralovejoy5308 3 года назад +35

      His daughter: Dad I'm on a phone!

    • @jazzhogue9909
      @jazzhogue9909 3 года назад +45

      I wonder what happens when she had like a friend over and they hear “LINDAAAAA”

    • @lilyhall9941
      @lilyhall9941 3 года назад +18

      @@jazzhogue9909 he probably doesn’t film when her friends are over😭

    • @johnmcanally4378
      @johnmcanally4378 3 года назад +3

      @@lilyhall9941 fr

  • @lovettandtodd4eva
    @lovettandtodd4eva 4 года назад +484

    "I'm washing me and my clothes."

  • @cindiescobar5093
    @cindiescobar5093 4 года назад +314

    The yogurt cup isn’t upside down. I know it’s strange but that’s how the yoplait cup looks like 😂

    • @ziphyr7683
      @ziphyr7683 4 года назад +37

      THANK THANK UUUU I’m sitting there like “daz it’s not upside down-“

    • @iloveminecraft2009
      @iloveminecraft2009 4 года назад +24

      The only yogurt container that doesn’t fall over because the spoon is too heavy

    • @peytongentry3157
      @peytongentry3157 4 года назад +6

      Welcome to America. We have upside down yogurt cups! 🤣😂

    • @blue.dog.7674
      @blue.dog.7674 4 года назад +2

      Haha I was scrolling through the comments just now to see if anyone realised that haha

  • @MusicalJourneysThruCinema
    @MusicalJourneysThruCinema 4 года назад +1218

    I vaguely remember seeing this episode years ago.

  • @viandrelouw2846
    @viandrelouw2846 2 года назад +10

    I keep watching this😂😂😂 best part 11:38

  • @spudd5832
    @spudd5832 4 года назад +603

    His roommates are even more stupid than him for not getting another place to live in
    I’d rather be homeless than live with a sociopath

    • @moraelity
      @moraelity 4 года назад +23

      The only time the “sociopath” comment is valid

    • @legal_635
      @legal_635 4 года назад +8

      Some people say this is better then nothing but this is is some bull shit

    • @pebblegrindelwald
      @pebblegrindelwald 4 года назад +7

      Damn ur pfp is THICC

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 4 года назад +2

      At least if you're homeless you can get people to help you and give you free food and especially in a hospital

    • @artemis477
      @artemis477 4 года назад +4

      That's not sociopathy. That's being weird and picking up weird habits because you feel you need to. If he was struggling financially I would understand better, but he's not

  • @megamind8328
    @megamind8328 4 года назад +450

    Can we just appreciate how daz has a literal VINE tattoo on his wrist.

    • @kinsey4140
      @kinsey4140 4 года назад +8

      i just noticed that tbh that is devotion

    • @harmoniahyde3704
      @harmoniahyde3704 4 года назад +9

      He explained why he has it in one of his videos... I think he said he has it because vine saved him, he didn’t think he was going anywhere in life and then he started making vines and became famous and gave him a job... or it was something along those line

  • @rempotato2435
    @rempotato2435 4 года назад +835

    I would break into his house just to take the tags off his clothes.

    • @bob-xx9js
      @bob-xx9js 4 года назад +2

      Haha not funny # jk good one

    • @roseparsons2253
      @roseparsons2253 4 года назад +24

      Leave cups and plates for him please

    • @jaylynn2389
      @jaylynn2389 4 года назад +9

      I’d be your accomplice 😼

    • @caitlinhardman1593
      @caitlinhardman1593 4 года назад +2

      -Satan enters the chat-

    • @v4mpyy.
      @v4mpyy. 4 года назад +1

      Ugh fr tags are so annoying 😂

  • @shaquillephillips9277
    @shaquillephillips9277 4 месяца назад +2

    Daz: "Woahhh stop! Hold the presses gf, my man's has a dirty a$$" 😂😂 16:44

  • @gwenmarie570
    @gwenmarie570 2 года назад +116

    over watching daz, i’ve realized how respectful and stand up he is for woman , and he specializes them. i really like that and it just makes him a better person .

  • @mais_lol8153
    @mais_lol8153 4 года назад +435

    Oh god when he said "Is there free refills on tea?" and "Do you wanna look at the kids menu?" I PHYSICALLY CRINGED - 😭😭😭

    • @taliyah3166
      @taliyah3166 4 года назад +8

      I felt so bad for the girl

    • @christamenash5775
      @christamenash5775 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @1jade6
      @1jade6 4 года назад +8

      It physically hurt my soul when he was acting like that in the restaurant. Like, the fucking kids menu. She is in at least her mid twenties.

    • @mais_lol8153
      @mais_lol8153 4 года назад +2

      @@1jade6 EXACTLYYYY like be a gentleman and at least let her pick whatever she wants, and NOT FROM the kids menu either

    • @mais_lol8153
      @mais_lol8153 4 года назад +3

      @@taliyah3166 Sammeee, if i were her I'd just get up and leave at that point

  • @Matpit18
    @Matpit18 4 года назад +421

    He’s fingering the yogurt cups to wash them.
    Gives a whole new meaning to the term “doing the dishes”

  • @yourbelovedko
    @yourbelovedko 2 года назад +9

    Daz: -sees Greg drinking from an “upside down yogurt pot”-
    Daz: -starts having a heart attack bc of the yogurt cup-

  • @idontusethischannelbutsubs8844
    @idontusethischannelbutsubs8844 4 года назад +117

    “ I just have a grain of rice cut it in half throw the other half away then some lawn trimming” 🤣🤣 the face 🤣🤣🤣 daz is my hero

    • @frizzy2197
      @frizzy2197 4 года назад +2

      Same here 😂😂🤣

  • @ThePabrams
    @ThePabrams 4 года назад +361

    If Daz didn’t exist on this planet I wouldn’t exist. He is a NECESSITY in my life to keep me sane 😂

    • @fatlad69_94
      @fatlad69_94 4 года назад +6

      Get a different profile pic champion 👍

    • @dynasticpig3759
      @dynasticpig3759 4 года назад +3

      Papa Corn he joined first
      It said 2010
      Your 2018

    • @fatlad69_94
      @fatlad69_94 4 года назад +2

      @@dynasticpig3759 um okay but does that mean hes had that profile pic for 10 years? No. That face wasnt popular til like 2018

    • @pariseadey9836
      @pariseadey9836 4 года назад

      I can tell someone like you would say that, going off of your profile picture that is 😂

    • @renginbektas1810
      @renginbektas1810 4 года назад

      Period

  • @Boyke2779
    @Boyke2779 3 года назад +1347

    this mans gonna ask her to marry him with an onion ring

    • @shanneesebolton1682
      @shanneesebolton1682 3 года назад +40

      Oh fuck this comment got me 😂

    • @randomtingz1066
      @randomtingz1066 3 года назад +6

      😂

    • @adrianahicks2923
      @adrianahicks2923 3 года назад +25

      Or a ring pop😭

    • @Whimsy3692
      @Whimsy3692 3 года назад +18

      That he got from _this date_ 5 years ago, and he'd use the excuse that she should be grateful because this onion ring "is special because it was what I had on our first date."

    • @BarryBlock81108
      @BarryBlock81108 3 года назад +2

      Hahahahhhahahah

  • @Hmanvr
    @Hmanvr Год назад +2

    6:33 as an Aussie I can’t get over “yogut pot” 😂

  • @yoboijd4175
    @yoboijd4175 4 года назад +248

    “You’re not bringing women back” HAD ME DEADDD

  • @rokotte
    @rokotte 4 года назад +235

    And the woman said she would go out with him again, that was the best lie of 2020!

    • @chrish649
      @chrish649 4 года назад +14

      The biggest lie of 2020 was "This os gonna be a good year"

    • @graciegrant4387
      @graciegrant4387 4 года назад +1

      What about trump " i am now covid free" mmmm but u ARE a germ tho

    • @TJ-st3vz
      @TJ-st3vz 4 года назад

      ​ @Gracie Grant Why are you making this about politics? Also, do you not understand what "non-transmissable" means?

  • @ruvagrace
    @ruvagrace 4 года назад +235

    “Is he wearing a tutu, and dancing around in front of young women?”
    This had me dead 😂

  • @nyxy3079
    @nyxy3079 Год назад +2

    Daz ur literally the best person ever I wanna say u would be good friends with caseoh y’all are both funny asf

  • @clariedellcraig9338
    @clariedellcraig9338 3 года назад +918

    Him: "I finger wash our yogurt cups to save water and money"
    The Cheapstake/Cheapest Family: "Hold my kiddie pool"

  • @Trichamp
    @Trichamp 3 года назад +384

    Me: *goes to my grandmas*
    Me: “oh I’m not that hungry”
    My grandma: “HELL NO! Y-YOU’RE GOING TO EAT, YOU’RE GONNA EAT SOME SHIT”

    • @redacted160
      @redacted160 3 года назад +16

      Wtf does this have to do with this video lad

    • @katiebevan3914
      @katiebevan3914 3 года назад +12

      think you posted this on the wrong video mate

    • @NamelessLatte
      @NamelessLatte 3 года назад +2

      why is that everyone in my family?

    • @handoveryourtoesnow4781
      @handoveryourtoesnow4781 3 года назад +2

      Yup same as my grandma lol😂

    • @seokjinnie4046
      @seokjinnie4046 3 года назад +8

      actually @ 11:07 daz said no hell no your going to come out and eat ea some shit

  • @caidenplunkett7187
    @caidenplunkett7187 4 года назад +240

    I don’t know if y’all remember that old vine with the Drunk girl in the bathtub say I’m washing me and my clothes

  • @dionne.x
    @dionne.x 5 месяцев назад +3

    10:41 KILLED ME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @halliemunford8288
    @halliemunford8288 3 года назад +869

    Roommate: "It's painful bring woman back to the apartment"
    Daz: "Your not bringing woman back" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheGayBeatIes
      @TheGayBeatIes 2 года назад +5

      @@punkydamonkey989 They can post their reaction.

    • @wenrock5546
      @wenrock5546 Год назад +1

      ​@Jane Hopper literally I don't get these people like either catch up with the times or just don't look

    • @JOHN_PORKY782
      @JOHN_PORKY782 Год назад

      Hahaha that was so funny 🙄 😒 (totally)

    • @punkydamonkey989
      @punkydamonkey989 11 месяцев назад

      Neither is Daz

  • @cole6589
    @cole6589 3 года назад +614

    Girl: “What else do you do?”
    Guy: “I shit and piss in my condo toilet and only flush it once a week.”

  • @rylanpower3690
    @rylanpower3690 4 года назад +79

    The fact that daz dosent need anything to entertain himself but his humor is amazing

  • @ZG1RL
    @ZG1RL Год назад +2

    Daz's face from 10:40 - 11:03! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @michellemattis4865
    @michellemattis4865 3 года назад +440

    Imagine how many times the cameraman wanted to say something but couldn’t

  • @tylerr1497
    @tylerr1497 3 года назад +1890

    This guy is annoying me, he should have a lot of money because he is basically stealing from his roommates so I don’t understand how he can’t afford to buy the lady tea and a meal to herself that is not from the kids menu.

    • @joemomma4300
      @joemomma4300 3 года назад +29

      FAX

    • @monke2179
      @monke2179 3 года назад +20

      True

    • @annabell36
      @annabell36 3 года назад +70

      For the first minute of reading it I thought u meant daz and I was confused 🤣🤣 but yes facts

    • @thefabledhunter5972
      @thefabledhunter5972 3 года назад +36

      Almost taught you where talking of daz lol

    • @TB37999
      @TB37999 3 года назад +11

      @@thefabledhunter5972 yeah same 😂

  • @sng5846
    @sng5846 3 года назад +344

    I love that Daz knows what this woman is thinking based on her facial expressions

    • @miggy9942
      @miggy9942 3 года назад +2

      For real

    • @madisonirby5528
      @madisonirby5528 2 года назад +11

      Daz was written by a woman. He understands 😂

  • @peachesandapril
    @peachesandapril Месяц назад +3

    He is so incredibly irritating. He's going to be the most passive-aggressive controller of his future partner.

  • @tevvytevvy2672
    @tevvytevvy2672 4 года назад +410

    The youtube home page did a better job telling me about this upload than the notifications. YOU HAVE FAILED ME, RUclips!

  • @mads12357
    @mads12357 4 года назад +81

    No one-
    The guy- I’m a zumba dance instructor
    Daz- nO YoUr yOuR nOT
    Also Daz- i cAn jUst pUt CrEaM uP mY aSs?

    • @elinorcook290
      @elinorcook290 4 года назад +1

      did you comment on Biddle's video yesterday I swear I've seen you somewhere haha

  • @user-qd4vd4eg6o
    @user-qd4vd4eg6o 4 года назад +479

    i just cannot with this cheapskate man. THE POOR WOMAN

    • @1800-hahanotsofunny
      @1800-hahanotsofunny 4 года назад +11

      @RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! yo wtf get out

    • @crunchychips9585
      @crunchychips9585 4 года назад +1

      @Rita 25 y.o I WANT В0У !!! I NEED S Е Х !!! no

    • @crunchychips9585
      @crunchychips9585 4 года назад +5

      @RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! no just no.

    • @whereskody
      @whereskody 4 года назад +2

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo7149 there are children here yk

    • @music_from_apple_ex1701
      @music_from_apple_ex1701 4 года назад +3

      Ikr

  • @XXAnimeLover-AceXX
    @XXAnimeLover-AceXX Месяц назад +4

    0:18 how did daz predict dti (dress to impress)😭😭

  • @remyoliver3157
    @remyoliver3157 2 года назад +1234

    daz clearly not knowing US yogurt cups look like they’re upside down is probably my favorite thing ever

    • @Dr.Bright17
      @Dr.Bright17 Год назад +34

      Same, was just thinking about trying to explain but looks like several people already had the same thought 🤣

    • @nicolejones3686
      @nicolejones3686 Год назад +8

      Exactly 🤣🤣

    • @lisacz6607
      @lisacz6607 Год назад +7

      ​ How do they look? Oh!, I've just seen it! Weird 🤣🤣🤣

    • @carat-q3662
      @carat-q3662 Год назад +11

      Wait, really?! 😂

    • @weird_rubber_ducky-en6tm
      @weird_rubber_ducky-en6tm Год назад +13

      Wait what?? I'm Canadian you guys have upsidown yogurt cups????

  • @loveitretrobevvo3270
    @loveitretrobevvo3270 4 года назад +250

    "At this point she'd rather date a nonce."
    I'm dying!

    • @loveitretrobevvo3270
      @loveitretrobevvo3270 4 года назад +4

      @Heilige It's funny you should ask. It's a word my stepfather used a lot back in the 90's and, being young, I thought it meant some thing similar to ponce. A ponce being an uppity posh person.
      I used it to mean that quite a lot until someone got really offended one day. Turns out nonce is slang for a pedo. Oops.

    • @c3evd
      @c3evd 4 года назад

      @@loveitretrobevvo3270 oops

    • @brandonneill615
      @brandonneill615 4 года назад +1

      As soon as I read this day said that 😂timing

    • @brandonneill615
      @brandonneill615 4 года назад

      @Heilige somebody that watches kids or yh how old are you 😂 you seem to young to be watching daz

    • @Wolf-yd8hg
      @Wolf-yd8hg 4 года назад

      I read this while he said it

  • @nmlb_psychosis7137
    @nmlb_psychosis7137 3 года назад +368

    “All this stuff is from the guy that passed away, he just left it here.” Well no fucking shit.

    • @jayf5084
      @jayf5084 3 года назад +8

      Nah he took it with him

    • @alfredo_the_spider4955
      @alfredo_the_spider4955 3 года назад +13

      He’s in the coffin with his sofa like😐

    • @sarahe.5368
      @sarahe.5368 3 года назад +3

      @@alfredo_the_spider4955 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @JUL1A-272
    @JUL1A-272 7 месяцев назад

    ‚I’ll just have a grain of rice..cut it in half, throw the rest out.’ 😭😭🙏 10:36