Daz Watches The Worst Cheapskate Ever

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  • @plexus6022
    @plexus6022 2 года назад +3997

    Daz: Trying to say Legistrations
    Real Life: Legislations

    • @laurendezarov969
      @laurendezarov969 2 года назад +148

      That’s exactly what I was thinking.

    • @kokogoloko6000
      @kokogoloko6000 2 года назад +121

      I had to double check that I wasn’t wrong lmfao

    • @cocoacrimson
      @cocoacrimson 2 года назад +30

      Lol I was just about to comment on that😂

    • @hipposimulations9146
      @hipposimulations9146 2 года назад +27

      looking for the comment lol

    • @ralentirrr
      @ralentirrr 2 года назад +14

      @@kokogoloko6000 yeah I literally just searched if I was remembering it wrong 😂😂

  • @itssofiachill6112
    @itssofiachill6112 2 года назад +26729

    The fact that she actually divorced him after the show aired is not only funny but also a good example of karma

    • @plasmablastgaming5018
      @plasmablastgaming5018 2 года назад +2418

      The real question is why did she marry him in the first place?

    • @nevermoreraven3340
      @nevermoreraven3340 2 года назад +1726

      Don't blame her the poor girl

    • @randomrandomson4855
      @randomrandomson4855 2 года назад +757

      Good for her

    • @XiaosPonyTail
      @XiaosPonyTail 2 года назад +1556

      @@plasmablastgaming5018 I can't even imagine what the wedding was like 😭💀

    • @Nic_2751
      @Nic_2751 2 года назад +495

      The good ending

  • @Cypnos
    @Cypnos 2 года назад +4226

    The way Daz gets so happy when he managed to say "legistration" but doesn't realise that's not actually the right word 😂

    • @TheOneTwentyOne
      @TheOneTwentyOne Год назад +144

      daz is just the best, he cracks me up anytime i watch his videos. He was so confident as well when he said "legistration", he's priceless.

    • @thecajuncarey
      @thecajuncarey Год назад +100

      Legislation

    • @jennykorcz
      @jennykorcz Год назад +48

      i thought i was losing it lmao

    • @thecajuncarey
      @thecajuncarey Год назад +12

      @@jennykorcz maybe you wete

    • @thecajuncarey
      @thecajuncarey Год назад +2

      Were

  • @dylancastellanos87
    @dylancastellanos87 Год назад +1705

    If he wanted to budget on the anniversary that badly, he could have just gone to Dollar Tree. Literally. The balloons. The plates, napkins, everything. He could have even gotten cake mix there and baked it himself

    • @amayakhler1551
      @amayakhler1551 Год назад +195

      like how expensive would it have been to make her a nice dinner with the food they already have at home, light 3 candles and write her a romantic poem. maybe even play romantic music and slow dance in the living room.

    • @dylancastellanos87
      @dylancastellanos87 Год назад +74

      @@amayakhler1551 Exactly. There's so much more that he could have done.

    • @aliezahjuarez1212
      @aliezahjuarez1212 Год назад +11

      Fr

    • @NotaArtist
      @NotaArtist Год назад +43

      Dude even that would show somewhat that he cared. And he wouldn't get the joy of harrassing an employee as much

    • @zerotechnical
      @zerotechnical Год назад +34

      Exactly, he offered to bring his own cake ingredients so why not just bake a cake, it would be cheaper, better, and show you cared more

  • @the_dark_haired_one
    @the_dark_haired_one 2 года назад +1830

    His little skit about balloons had me dying of laughter.
    Also, I felt so bad for the guys wife during this. She seemed so embarrassed whenever he would haggle the price.

    • @Not-Insync
      @Not-Insync 2 года назад +52

      she actually divorced him after the show LMAO tbh im not surprised

    • @itznotkozy
      @itznotkozy 2 года назад +12

      @@Not-Insync i wish it was recorded😂💀 wouldve been so funny lmao

    • @Not-Insync
      @Not-Insync 2 года назад +2

      @@itznotkozy fr 😂

    • @sparkleshimmer8894
      @sparkleshimmer8894 2 года назад +2

      Helium shortage is a real thing

    • @DarkVWolf
      @DarkVWolf 2 года назад +1

      Where’s the skit?

  • @james_byrne1129
    @james_byrne1129 2 года назад +4685

    When daz says “SIDE RANT” after so long I felt so pure

    • @YellowTopazz
      @YellowTopazz 2 года назад +8

      Yea lol!

    • @Max_6446
      @Max_6446 2 года назад +20

      Same, side rants are the best

    • @chickenwaffle8457
      @chickenwaffle8457 2 года назад +24

      now all we need is low disk space and all will be right in the universe

    • @V-H-S-q3n
      @V-H-S-q3n 2 года назад +7

      Finally its here- shut it bots. This comment is gold.

    • @james_byrne1129
      @james_byrne1129 2 года назад +4

      Love side rants 🥰

  • @mommiellamie5322
    @mommiellamie5322 2 года назад +3280

    My husband and I haven't celebrated our anniversary in years, but if my husband did that to me I'd be crushed. Like I almost want to cry for her!

    • @yusurkassem4174
      @yusurkassem4174 2 года назад +141

      literally no celebration is better than this😭

    • @user-io8cm4dk1f
      @user-io8cm4dk1f 2 года назад +81

      It’s crazy, he’s not even haggling, he’s just paying less for something different to what he wanted in the first place in practically all the situations. It’s like going to a shop to buy a t-shirt then leaving with a pair of socks for cheaper than the t-shirt

    • @Imbatmn57
      @Imbatmn57 2 года назад +42

      I wouldnt celebrate an anniversary if i had a partner, i dont even really celebrate my own birthday because its a pain to pay attention to dates. But even id be upset with this, just take me to mcdonalds or something instead of getting me a shitty balloon and a card.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +9

      I'd be so depressed! I'd also be divorced.

    • @amethystgrace
      @amethystgrace 2 года назад +1

      @@user-io8cm4dk1f EXACTLY!!

  • @bmichellew2010
    @bmichellew2010 Год назад +374

    The "Happy Retirement " plates were foreshadowing the demise of their marriage 😆

  • @Viktoria-iy5ml
    @Viktoria-iy5ml 2 года назад +4918

    If he wanted a cheap anniversary party, he could’ve made a Dinner night for her. He could’ve bought groceries for for the week as well then. He could’ve cooked her favourite food and Dessert and everything. That would’ve been way cheaper AND more thoughtful / meaningful than whatever that was. That really showed that money means more to him than his wife.

    • @marysueshowedu
      @marysueshowedu 2 года назад +112

      That means he would have to have a well prepared thoughtful gift though

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +62

      I'm glad she's his ex!

    • @klaytonalexandermatthews2047
      @klaytonalexandermatthews2047 2 года назад +71

      @@marysueshowedu precisely! It's not just that he doesn't wanna spend money, he doesn't wanna spend any time on anyone else

    • @Chloe_veronica
      @Chloe_veronica 2 года назад +49

      That’s what I said! Or a picnic with home made dinner and candles. Something with some thought at least 😭😭

    • @lottibeth0516
      @lottibeth0516 2 года назад +11

      Literally the first thing I thought, that would be a very nice simple but thoughtful surprise, but no....

  • @itslizziloves16
    @itslizziloves16 2 года назад +3749

    The fact that he couldn’t even justify spending money on his WIFE every once in a while, like, for say… A 10TH ANNIVERSARY…. Is sad as hell. I’m so glad she divorced him.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 2 года назад +139

      Ikr...people spent more for their FRIENDS..its not even money..its just how stingy he is to someone he supposedly love... Proving money is more important to him than getting something good

    • @koyoto6362
      @koyoto6362 Год назад +62

      damn I didn't even know they divorced.... welp spoiler lmao.

    • @amayakhler1551
      @amayakhler1551 Год назад +47

      like how expensive would it have been to make her a nice dinner with the food they already have at home, light 3 candles and write her a romantic poem. 0.25c AT MOST and no cheap humiliation

    • @Littlesnail-hj5gw
      @Littlesnail-hj5gw Год назад +5

      😂 Ikr!

    • @Hannah-cf4ev
      @Hannah-cf4ev Год назад +18

      I was so poor years ago that all I could do for my partner's birthday was stick a candle in a Mars Bar and he still appreciated it!

  • @AlexandraUtschig
    @AlexandraUtschig 2 года назад +3115

    If he wanted a cheap cake, he could have gotten a box mix and made it himself. That would have at least involved effort.

    • @oliviaclarke6609
      @oliviaclarke6609 2 года назад +81

      I was thinking the exact same thing!

    • @dashmarer
      @dashmarer 2 года назад +117

      this is very true but i feel like this man puts no effort into anything... he'd probably get the cake to make itself 😭

    • @smart507532nd
      @smart507532nd 2 года назад +57

      My thoughts right when he walked into the shop.
      Making a box cake would be so much cheaper and probably less effort than him constantly going back and forward with that lady.

    • @Imbatmn57
      @Imbatmn57 2 года назад +27

      @@smart507532nd some people get off on wasting people's time

    • @kelseypadilla8979
      @kelseypadilla8979 2 года назад +57

      That's what I was thinking. When he said "what if I bring my own ingredients?" My exact thoughts were, "if you have ingredients, why don't you make the cake yourself?"

  • @Jaz.-
    @Jaz.- Год назад +315

    Bro 10 years together her dealing with all that omg give her a around of applause

    • @zekrom6537
      @zekrom6537 Год назад +4

      i dont think we should applaud her if it took her 10 years and this show to realize that she should've left before the 1st year even finished lol, i never understood how can someone be so blind like come on why she even stick around with this guy... she could've found someone else or do something much better with her life why did she stick around for 10 years but instead she wasted 10 full years of it

    • @henapple1461
      @henapple1461 Год назад +15

      @@zekrom6537 it’s cause she loved him and I think she must of looked past him being go cheap for all those years because she loved him and she just dealt with it until it was just too much

    • @Megyntron
      @Megyntron Год назад +13

      @@zekrom6537 Its much harder to leave a situation thean you think, whether its love holding you back or something else. There could've been underlying problems that also made her stay

    • @valkerie2809
      @valkerie2809 6 месяцев назад +4

      Btw she divorced him after the show

    • @fowlerthescouser1197
      @fowlerthescouser1197 3 месяца назад +1

      ten years of dealing with that shit is impressive

  • @baileygregg4221
    @baileygregg4221 2 года назад +4169

    Can I ask a question? If there is only a $25 budget, then why not go to the dollar store?? He could make the cake himself for basically $1. Like a whole cake with icing and everything! I'm confused!

    • @sakurasam6101
      @sakurasam6101 2 года назад +532

      I feel he gets an adrenaline rush from haggling unfortunately

    • @VirginiaDowdy777821
      @VirginiaDowdy777821 2 года назад +314

      His wife divorced him after the show, something tells me that this might not have been his first time pulling something like this...

    • @MehIsYes4020609
      @MehIsYes4020609 2 года назад +78

      @1 Million With 0 Videos Challenge (Day 24) ok, I won’t.

    • @raymason5462
      @raymason5462 2 года назад +18

      it depends where he lives, bc where i live we dont have one

    • @sweeety969
      @sweeety969 2 года назад +56

      Imo I don't think he can be bothered. He would rather hit up a couple different stores on a last minute trip than actually pre-plan and put some thought and effort into things.

  • @libra2135
    @libra2135 2 года назад +3216

    Okay but imagine being his daughter and just hearing "LINDA", she's probably thinking "There he goes again."

    • @evie6336
      @evie6336 2 года назад +44

      Made me giggle

    • @maximilianwalker5961
      @maximilianwalker5961 Год назад +96

      This happened in one video years ago LMAO she just yelled back “YEAH?”

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Год назад +11

      @@maximilianwalker5961 I fucking love that

    • @emm581
      @emm581 Год назад +5

      @@maximilianwalker5961 which video do you know?

    • @maximilianwalker5961
      @maximilianwalker5961 Год назад +6

      @lili :) don’t remember, but it was years ago. Probably during 2018 or 2019

  • @nekokabuuuri
    @nekokabuuuri 2 года назад +722

    "Take the frosting off-" "NO FROSTING?!" Daz is officially my spirit animal

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 2 года назад +13

      It's not a cake without frosting it's just..... bread

    • @josharmitage1312
      @josharmitage1312 2 года назад +3

      How can he be a spirit animal

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 2 года назад +2

      @@josharmitage1312 he just is

    • @halatiny6537
      @halatiny6537 2 года назад +2

      @@josharmitage1312 how could he not be.

    • @josharmitage1312
      @josharmitage1312 2 года назад

      @@halatiny6537 😂😂

  • @dylancastellanos87
    @dylancastellanos87 Год назад +3114

    Daz struggling to properly pronounce "legislation", and getting excited when he still mispronounced it is a very precious and wholesome reaction.

    • @mayarocque5382
      @mayarocque5382 Год назад +44

      i was wondering if that was a new word ive never heard of or if he is mispronunciations legislation lol

    • @crustyegg
      @crustyegg Год назад +22

      Why did I keep reading that as legalisation 💀

    • @dylancastellanos87
      @dylancastellanos87 Год назад +19

      @@crustyegg Now you got me rereading my own comment to make sure I didn't accidentally write "legalisation" instead. 🤣

    • @crustyegg
      @crustyegg Год назад +9

      @@dylancastellanos87 lol it’s fine I think I’m dyslexic so sometimes I mix the letters around 😂

  • @donofab2358
    @donofab2358 2 года назад +1565

    Also. how's he gonna straight up lie to her face about the "Helium shortage" when she can just watch the episode and find undeniable evidence to the contrary?

    • @jackwallace4579
      @jackwallace4579 2 года назад +32

      Although he is someone who would 100% lie about that there is actually a helium shortage. There have been multiple of them in recent years.

    • @AngieBeer1
      @AngieBeer1 2 года назад +34

      Ikr, like yeah, that's what I want for my anniversary, a soggy balloon and a lie.

  • @shelbylucero3460
    @shelbylucero3460 2 года назад +657

    She deserves so much better than that! That poor girl, idk how she made it ten years in the first place.

    • @emilydeshais5534
      @emilydeshais5534 2 года назад +27

      Most likely just thought she loved him and that he was worth it… glad she got the courage to leave tho

    • @PeridotChampion
      @PeridotChampion 2 года назад +18

      She, thankfully, divorced him. And I am very happy for her.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +4

      Probably loved him a lot at one point.

    • @kadenplays573
      @kadenplays573 2 года назад +7

      Maybe he was better in the past? I’m not sure.

    • @xijujangliti4906
      @xijujangliti4906 2 года назад

      That poor 13 year old girl that this youtuber allegedly did horrible things to...

  • @Styx_The_Beetle_Bug
    @Styx_The_Beetle_Bug 2 года назад +425

    19:15
    “I think she’s been out cheating and you know what *snap* wouldn’t blame her!”
    HAD ME DEADDD

    • @miyukishirogane9579
      @miyukishirogane9579 Год назад +25

      Im always unhappy when I see someone cheating on their partner but I wouldn’t blame her either. To buy “happy graduation balloons and happy retirement plates” and fucking leftover cakes on his 10th anniversary this is like saying “I don’t care about you”

  • @CheezOstickMan4477
    @CheezOstickMan4477 Год назад +273

    He's the guy to walk into a shop and ask if anything here is free

    • @bigboiinanut9967
      @bigboiinanut9967 Год назад +9

      unfortunately, they forgot to record those scenes. what a shame.

    • @caboose1grif
      @caboose1grif Год назад

      He’s the guy that brings it in and says “don’t touch anything”

    • @shylow_08
      @shylow_08 Год назад +1

      Fr he’d walk into a literal Gucci store and say that

    • @fowlerthescouser1197
      @fowlerthescouser1197 3 месяца назад

      Bro is the kinda guy to ask for free tickets to a fucking cinema

  • @xbhaalspawnx
    @xbhaalspawnx 2 года назад +310

    "That's what he's gonna give his wife! A floppy sack!" Imagine hearing that out of context. 😂

  • @justtjamess7214
    @justtjamess7214 2 года назад +666

    It’s so soul crushing to see people making wild allegations against you all because you helped cancel a sexist. But you continuing without taking the time of day to boost these rumours to light gives us all a warm feeling inside. Thanks Daz.

    • @postyxz7214
      @postyxz7214 2 года назад +17

      What Allegations? I guess I haven’t been in the loop

    • @TheUltimatePugtato
      @TheUltimatePugtato 2 года назад +35

      @@postyxz7214 andrew Tate 🤢🤢🤢🤮

    • @dukiest7368
      @dukiest7368 2 года назад +3

      They look true but ill keep watching until its proven

    • @TheUltimatePugtato
      @TheUltimatePugtato 2 года назад +15

      @@dukiest7368 IT IS PROVEN!

    • @justtjamess7214
      @justtjamess7214 2 года назад

      @@TheUltimatePugtato could you link me the proof pls?

  • @sirkalebpaul1326
    @sirkalebpaul1326 2 года назад +1843

    My day is immediately 10x better when I watch Daz’s videos

  • @dolly_indie
    @dolly_indie 9 месяцев назад +136

    disgusting, a women like that deserves to be treated like a queen, she makes her own money, I assume she does most of the household chores. she stayed loyal to this man for 10 years. I applaud her for her tolerance.

    • @Americanamaya
      @Americanamaya 4 месяца назад +10

      Indeed but good thing the woman is now living with someone who will actually treat em right!

    • @Goldengate77
      @Goldengate77 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Americanamayagood at least she has an actual fucking career because this man that she was with literally makes everything so much more difficult 😭😭😭

  • @cosmic_luna_
    @cosmic_luna_ 2 года назад +667

    I died when he said “happy anniversary here’s a floppy ballon and stick of bread” I love daz so much

    • @weirdo4027
      @weirdo4027 2 года назад +2

      I loved when he said that too! I think it’s the funniest part!🤣

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 2 года назад +3

      ngl the right breadstick wouldn’t be too bad on my birthday 😂

    • @NerdAdventurer85
      @NerdAdventurer85 2 года назад

      I bet she could find somewhere to 'stick' it eh?😂 And i'd be right beside her goin',"Yeeees! Go on!"

  • @LG-jb9zs
    @LG-jb9zs 2 года назад +283

    the delivery of "here's a bag of my fuckin air" killed me

  • @perry4442
    @perry4442 2 года назад +1121

    Daz: “He’s gonna give her a floppy sack!”
    Me: if he gets lucky tonight yeah.

  • @WilliamSantana-eu2wc
    @WilliamSantana-eu2wc 4 месяца назад +182

    Who’s back in 2024?

  • @shybugz1616
    @shybugz1616 2 года назад +670

    daz is that light in a dark cave, and literally just my comfort to go to when im sad

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 2 года назад +13

      I hate link bots :( i agree with you though!

    • @crazykitten4845
      @crazykitten4845 2 года назад +11

      Me too 😅 I'm depressed and have to find a place for me and my 3 and a half year old son to live because my husband cheated on me with someone I thought was my friend and now she is pregnant and my son and I have to start a whole new existence. I'm so very overwhelmed 😔 staying in a closet is not a fun experience. Can't seem to find places to rent it's just a mess 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @lakaaki
      @lakaaki 2 года назад +4

      @@crazykitten4845 that’s depressing

    • @zyloz88
      @zyloz88 2 года назад +6

      @@crazykitten4845 I’m sorry, damn

    • @crazykitten4845
      @crazykitten4845 2 года назад +3

      @@lakaaki I'm sorry 😅

  • @oscarthepole6448
    @oscarthepole6448 2 года назад +1388

    When Daz yelled “No Frosting?!?!” it sounded so personal to him 🤣

    • @averageaveri
      @averageaveri 2 года назад +28

      i think it was 💀 he was VERY offended 😭

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 2 года назад +3

      This daz black guy groom 13 yo kids and got exposed for it by that kid coming out and u people still follow him? Lol this is copy paste comment to let people who aint aware of it

    • @hellothisiskittyyyyyy
      @hellothisiskittyyyyyy 2 года назад +19

      @@bruhmcchaddeus413 bro what☠️

    • @user-tw3yt8uv8h
      @user-tw3yt8uv8h 2 года назад +21

      @@bruhmcchaddeus413 you’re so gullible it’s funny af. That’s his daughter. He takes good care of his daughter. If you watch Daz you’ll know otherwise

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 2 года назад

      @@user-tw3yt8uv8h nope, not talking about his daughter lol women legit accused him of being pedo but no woman accused tate yet so by his logic..daz is pedo

  • @luca-yh7hj
    @luca-yh7hj 2 года назад +234

    oh my i felt so bad for that woman. you could see the absolute disappointment on her face when she walked into that room. i hope she finds someone that *is* willing to give her the anniversary party she deserves

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yaTZl9qs_yA/видео.html daz being exposed for being pedo over and over lmao this is copy paste comment

  • @charlier.7396
    @charlier.7396 Год назад +59

    As a charity shop volunteer, nothing is worse than a haggler. Like, you're already getting a 20 pound item for 4.50, please don't ask for the .50 knocked off 😭

  • @wolfer9203
    @wolfer9203 2 года назад +744

    I just love Daz, never disappoints us with his comedy, rants and calling out "Linda", for those reading this, Daz it the most funniest and best RUclipsr I know, idc what you say😄

  • @Tiberiumfreek
    @Tiberiumfreek 2 года назад +900

    Even if this was a staged reality tv thing_ the look on her face walking into that room to the cheapest anniversary party, was more genuine than a limited edition kate spade handbag. Her soul left her body before she even entered the room. I feel terrible for her. If its true that shortly after she divorced him, god bless her soul. Go buy yourself the most expensive champagne you can get.

    • @EthanM-d9z
      @EthanM-d9z 2 года назад +54

      The bad thing is it wasn’t staged 😂

    • @Tiberiumfreek
      @Tiberiumfreek 2 года назад +2

      @Dusk i shutter hahaha🤣😂

    • @faivana_
      @faivana_ 2 года назад +18

      I was cringing the whole time. Bless her…

    • @moistwrmonastring1017
      @moistwrmonastring1017 2 года назад +14

      That poor woman, I also hope she starts spending more on herself

    • @jayo1212
      @jayo1212 Год назад +1

      They couldn't stage something like that if they tried!

  • @S-B-R-0720
    @S-B-R-0720 2 года назад +691

    4 years later and he’s still yelling “LINDA!” At the ceiling 😂

    • @DeathAndRevival
      @DeathAndRevival 2 года назад +1

      Alas it has arrived!!! ruclips.net/video/JVOimOu_xPQ/видео.html

    • @FacingFaceless
      @FacingFaceless 2 года назад +10

      like daz says linda is hovering over his desk /j

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 2 года назад

      @@FacingFaceless no like daz hovering over kids ruclips.net/video/yaTZl9qs_yA/видео.html

    • @S-B-R-0720
      @S-B-R-0720 2 года назад +5

      @LM Linda is his daughter

    • @Eli_16_07
      @Eli_16_07 2 года назад +8

      @LM Where are y'all getting this from? He literally has a daughter that he shows affection towards and y'all jump in accusing him of shit that isn't even true ??

  • @mooshtape4540
    @mooshtape4540 Год назад +36

    I can just imagine Linda on the ceiling like a spider and when Daz calls her name I can just imagine her head turning towards Daz as if she was a fucking owl 🕷️ 🦉

    • @StickfigureGreen1
      @StickfigureGreen1 11 месяцев назад +1

      with a long neck

    • @Twiggy_Branch
      @Twiggy_Branch 3 месяца назад

      Ah gotta love the great mental imagery this comment just gave me

    • @mooshtape4540
      @mooshtape4540 3 месяца назад

      @@Twiggy_Branch love ya too babes, you know it funny 🤣

  • @TopHat2375
    @TopHat2375 2 года назад +375

    Guy: *Walks into cake shop*
    Me: “He’s probably gonna get her a no frosted bland cake”
    The Guy again: “Would the price be less if we took the frosting off?”
    Me Again: “KNEW IT!!”

    • @jackwallace8475
      @jackwallace8475 2 года назад +3

      Must have been a pretty tall guy if he walked ONto a cake shop, huh?

    • @TopHat2375
      @TopHat2375 2 года назад +3

      @@jackwallace8475 Lol 😂

    • @creepynooby7893
      @creepynooby7893 2 года назад +2

      You mean a bakery?

    • @hrtems
      @hrtems 2 года назад +2

      @@creepynooby7893 some country’s call it a cake shop like i have cake shops where I live

  • @caseyvannoy7256
    @caseyvannoy7256 2 года назад +263

    What's funnier is when he has to pay for his divorce settlement and he tries to negotiate paying less... Ex-Wife and Judge would be like "Nope, going to take every cent you have until you feel how pathetic you made your Ex-Wife feel."

    • @novacore4597
      @novacore4597 Год назад +7

      That is exactly what I was thinking throughout the whole time like if I was her I would divorce and take half of the money

  • @amberschulz2913
    @amberschulz2913 2 года назад +305

    The fact that he has the money to spend and refuses to do something nice for his wife is just crazy

    • @miyukishirogane9579
      @miyukishirogane9579 Год назад +6

      Saving money is important but come on it’s a 10th anniversary spend at least 100$. And you can tell that she really loves him. If it was for money she would have left a long time ago

  • @maddaya
    @maddaya Год назад +85

    What's so sad is he could have just bought some tea lights which are super cheap. A boxed cake mix to make at home or even a premade cake. Hell you can buy them by the slice for cheap at the supermarket. And a cheap discounted bouquet. I see them all the time for cheap because they're not as fresh. Just... So many ways to be cheap and yet still better than this. 💀

  • @copiaplush4128
    @copiaplush4128 2 года назад +308

    “How’s it going dazzlers” always brightens my day

    • @Ruby-mr2wg
      @Ruby-mr2wg 2 года назад +8

      Damn all bots? Anyways daz>>>>> anyone

    • @aliehs.l
      @aliehs.l 2 года назад +1

      @@Ruby-mr2wg yep

    • @copiaplush4128
      @copiaplush4128 2 года назад +1

      @@Ruby-mr2wg help the bots are attacking me

    • @Ruby-mr2wg
      @Ruby-mr2wg 2 года назад +1

      @@copiaplush4128 ik im so sorry😭

  • @silversiren7046
    @silversiren7046 2 года назад +321

    The tenth anniversary gift is meant to be tin. It stands as a symbol of the resilience and strength of a marriage. Tin is a very cheap metal alloy and you can find lovely, locally handmade tin gifts very easily. For a lot less than $25 in fact. That and cooking her a nice dinner at home, or taking her to a picnic dinner in a park to watch the sunset together, would likely have meant a lot more.

    • @Slenderslayer351
      @Slenderslayer351 2 года назад +15

      Something out of a romance novel... Beautiful too

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +11

      How the hell he got her in the first place is a mystery to me.

    • @Jumpshot_James77
      @Jumpshot_James77 2 года назад +2

      @@couragekarnga8735 right.

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 2 года назад

      This daz black guy groom 13 yo kids and got exposed for it by that kid coming out and u people still follow him? Lol this is copy paste comment to let people who aint aware of it

    • @Cherry_Yoin
      @Cherry_Yoin 2 года назад

      @@bruhmcchaddeus413 do you have any proof of that?

  • @callmemoon6635
    @callmemoon6635 2 года назад +588

    If Daz was a Comedian I would pay for front row seats. I would love to see that

  • @Not_Active01_
    @Not_Active01_ 8 месяцев назад +9

    20:29 “ten? Ex squeeze me” 😂 i cant rn 😂

  • @HalliCuteness
    @HalliCuteness 2 года назад +868

    Watching Daz mess up "legislations" 3 times in a row with his full chest by replacing the second "l" with an "r" is killing me. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @low-key5512
      @low-key5512 2 года назад +72

      I literally thought I was tripping. He said it with such confidence that I thought I've been saying legislations wrong my whole life

    • @jadacheatwood5525
      @jadacheatwood5525 2 года назад +14

      @@low-key5512 Same. Then I thought maybe that's what they call it in the UK 🤣

    • @TLBalisticGamin
      @TLBalisticGamin 2 года назад +2

      @@low-key5512 lmao same

    • @TLBalisticGamin
      @TLBalisticGamin 2 года назад +5

      @@jadacheatwood5525 nawh bro it’s the same daz just had us trippin

    • @jadacheatwood5525
      @jadacheatwood5525 2 года назад +2

      @@TLBalisticGamin 🤣

  • @sweettt321
    @sweettt321 2 года назад +90

    4:11 "some *blind* belgian NUN!"
    I was expecting pretty much everything other than this gem. You can't predict what Daz will say

  • @sir-maam-boops-a-lot
    @sir-maam-boops-a-lot 2 года назад +136

    "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY HERE'S A FLOPPY BALLOON AND A STICK OF BREAD!" Daz you are the greatest 😂😂😂

    • @cryingchild4209
      @cryingchild4209 2 года назад +2

      To be honest I love bread lmao

    • @sandman5973
      @sandman5973 2 года назад

      To be honest if I got a stick of bread for my anniversary I’d be pretty happy

    • @sir-maam-boops-a-lot
      @sir-maam-boops-a-lot 2 года назад

      @@sandman5973 my obsession with bread is unreal so honestly same 😆

  • @Grcanf
    @Grcanf Год назад +16

    "10 YEARS!....You could kill someone for less" ahahahaha

  • @zara1969
    @zara1969 2 года назад +106

    THE WAY HE GOT SO OFFENDED ABOUT THE ICING ON THE CAKE 😭😭😭

  • @stonerbear4203
    @stonerbear4203 2 года назад +123

    “She’s just dangling above the desk”💀💀😂😂😂 that killed me

    • @sarah-li4ph
      @sarah-li4ph 2 года назад +3

      Same I can’t get that image out of me head 😂😂😂

  • @shrek2842
    @shrek2842 2 года назад +167

    The fact that he tried so hard to say *legiSTRation* when it’s actually *legislation* god I died 🤣

    • @DJSkillIssue
      @DJSkillIssue 2 года назад +6

      That was great 🤣

    • @katiemason2723
      @katiemason2723 2 года назад +8

      I was looking for someone to point this out haha

    • @danedescande
      @danedescande 2 года назад +3

      I sat here questioning my knowledge of English cuz I was like.... Wait isn't it with an L? 😂

    • @tritonk1759
      @tritonk1759 2 года назад +2

      THANK YOU!!!

  • @elhouso
    @elhouso Год назад +221

    Daz: "I want to go"
    Abdul: "when I pull out my weiner, thats when the magic happens"
    Daz: "I don't want to go"
    Me in the background: Laughing the hell off

  • @tonywarlow4164
    @tonywarlow4164 2 года назад +43

    19:06 there was passion behind that ‘bannoffee’ like that was fuelled by pure rage 😂😂

    • @2-tone942
      @2-tone942 Год назад +1

      Daz dislikes bannoffee confirmed?

  • @tobe3940
    @tobe3940 2 года назад +214

    I honestly can't get how that man even won that lady's heart over! You can't expect to impress the lady you like without spending money. Also Daz, everyone including myself love the 'side rants'. I was wondering if you'd like to make some videos that'd be like storytimes? As in the vids having more 'side rants' in them?

    • @emilydeshais5534
      @emilydeshais5534 2 года назад +3

      I’m constantly waiting for the “SIDE RANT” or “LINDA” I love them way too much lol

    • @DestinyRodgers
      @DestinyRodgers 2 года назад +2

      I agree with you but at the same time I sort of disagree. My (now ex) bf never paid for anything. It was always me paying when we went out. It wasnt the money that made us break up either.

  • @PTFSKai
    @PTFSKai Год назад +27

    13:54 is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 😂

  • @Lifes_a_Willow
    @Lifes_a_Willow 2 года назад +683

    Just to test this i went on my Walmart app and spent 14 and change dollars in total putting what he should’ve bought in a cart.
    Spaghetti noodles
    Sauce with meatballs
    Garlic bread
    Two pieces of chocolate cake and a candle
    And a necklace with an infinity sign
    Card could be homemade.. literally would’ve been so much better than what he did. He didn’t have to get balloons,or plates or plastic wear.. in reality he just spent money pointlessly..what an fool..

    • @Buzzzy-bee
      @Buzzzy-bee 2 года назад +12

      Wow.

    • @AngieBeer1
      @AngieBeer1 2 года назад +50

      Yeah I always think that when I watch these cheapskate videos, these people always try to save in the worst ways and ultimately just waste money on embarrassment and mess. It's so easy and they made it so hard just to have a aweful result

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 Год назад +17

      Literally a couple’s dinner. With just the right amount of effort

    • @chess.stuff45
      @chess.stuff45 Год назад

      How can he be a fool? It isn't "what an fool", its what a fool.

    • @bensonmade8761
      @bensonmade8761 Год назад +2

      Oh I like your card idea, especially if you have a photo printer like mine!

  • @Rosawuzhere
    @Rosawuzhere Год назад +93

    Imagine your mom walking into your room while you're watching this and all she hears from Daz is: "THAT'S what he's going to give his wife - a FLOPPY SACK!" 😂

  • @ii_Lay
    @ii_Lay 2 года назад +64

    I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY RAMEN SOUP WHEN HE WAS LIKE "I dont want a SACK OF YOUR AIR"

  • @Gacha.Christophe
    @Gacha.Christophe Год назад +10

    The way he said “floppy sack” sounded so wrong 😂

  • @ellie8902
    @ellie8902 2 года назад +295

    Honestly I feel like a cake would be nice but a home made one because they took their time and energy to make this cake for you. that’s wayyyyy better then a floppy balloon and a cake without frosting lol

    • @thicniggazinc
      @thicniggazinc Год назад

      The guy is not only a cheapskate but an idiot. I could make a beautiful double layer cake for about $5 (if I had flower sugar etc at home already) and walmart has flowers for $5-$10 and you could prolly get a cheap necklace or bracelet at a pawn store.

    • @miyukishirogane9579
      @miyukishirogane9579 Год назад +1

      A cake is nice if it’s not the only thing. It’s more like a dessert after a restaurant

  • @KingKobra49
    @KingKobra49 2 года назад +2651

    Whoever is reading this…Keep going ,you’re doing fine! No matter how slow your progress, each new week is filled with tiny steps forward. Be proud of yourself. 💯

  • @BasilDaAuraChef
    @BasilDaAuraChef 2 года назад +726

    I feel bad for the guy working the drive-thru
    Imagine being an underpaid fast food worker and having to deal with a cheapskate wanting to knock off 64 cents.
    Like sir just pay the price and move along there are cars behind you

    • @PhysicallyAwake
      @PhysicallyAwake 2 года назад +4

      I agree with you but uhm..the drive thru did kind of look empty 😭

    • @DeathAndRevival
      @DeathAndRevival 2 года назад

      Alas it has arrived!!! ruclips.net/video/JVOimOu_xPQ/видео.html

    • @WildVee
      @WildVee 2 года назад +13

      @@PhysicallyAwake Cars or no cars, he was a Kevin and people like him are part of the reason I'll never work with customers again. The pure entitlement man, as if that poor underpaid student owns the damn restaurant lol

    • @ciarangamer7362
      @ciarangamer7362 2 года назад

      @@WildVee are Kevins male karens

    • @fishlady7930
      @fishlady7930 2 года назад +1

      I work retail and don't make a living wage and these kind of people come in every damn day trying to haggle and shit.
      I work a petstore and get people who will gloat they spent THOUSANDS of dollars on a deformed dog but will act like the clearance bun will cause them to go homeless.
      The people with kids are worse bluntly saying they don't want to spend more then 30 bucks on a complete hamster set up, when the hanster itself is 25 bucks.

  • @Littlesnail-hj5gw
    @Littlesnail-hj5gw Год назад +14

    18:40 And emojis look already sat on. 😂

  • @mcwillmom
    @mcwillmom 2 года назад +58

    He literally could've made a cake for her and it's also not that hard to write a sweet love note it's small but to read someone's love on a piece of paper is the sweetest poor girl

  • @juuls___2177
    @juuls___2177 2 года назад +56

    the sad thing is that every store owner that gave him a discount thought he was truly struggling. That he was just a sweet man that tried to get something for his wife but doesnt have a lot of money.
    When he has more than enough but doesnt care about the businesses enough. He wants the product but not to support a business

    • @miyukishirogane9579
      @miyukishirogane9579 Год назад +1

      Ikr like there are people that are really on a budget and even they make more effort then him

  • @b3cca4life
    @b3cca4life 2 года назад +55

    When daz says " *SIDE RANT* " I just feel blessed

    • @coryxpizza
      @coryxpizza 2 года назад

      @Seventeen17 i don't know 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @AdamFer-jg3jw
    @AdamFer-jg3jw 3 месяца назад +6

    13:28 "that and Nutella" 😂😂

  • @LaylaLover90
    @LaylaLover90 2 года назад +277

    This man just went full Mr. Krabs. I was half-expecting him to cross out "Retirement" on those plates 16:52 and write "Anniversary"

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 2 года назад +3

      This daz black guy groom 13 yo kids and got exposed for it by that kid coming out and u people still follow him? Lol this is copy paste comment to let people who aint aware of it

    • @Charlie-artie
      @Charlie-artie 2 года назад +14

      @@bruhmcchaddeus413 bestie no…. daz doesn’t groom kids that is clearly a rumour that is not true

    • @whyaskpage
      @whyaskpage 2 года назад +1

      @@Charlie-artie there is proof lol stop trying to save your favourite creator dude is a certified groomer with proof out there very not thoughtful of you towards the actual uunderage victims that suffered from Daz

    • @chromevyper7894
      @chromevyper7894 2 года назад +8

      @@bruhmcchaddeus413 there's no proof story doesn't line up and the photos are of his daughter so maybe do some research before sending hate to someone? don't think you'd like it if someone sent allegations your way when it wasn't true and everyone was believing it

    • @chromevyper7894
      @chromevyper7894 2 года назад +4

      @@whyaskpage there's no proof story doesn't line up and the photos are of his daughter so maybe do some research before sending hate to someone? don't think you'd like it if someone sent allegations your way when it wasn't true and everyone was believing it

  • @chakookietete
    @chakookietete 2 года назад +282

    Cheapskate: I have a local food business with a hotdog cart
    Daz: I wanna go 🥺
    Cheapskate: When I pull out my weiner that's when the real magic happens
    Daz: I don't wanna go 😳

  • @johannehelstrup3095
    @johannehelstrup3095 2 месяца назад +4

    i absolutely love how daz pronounces balloons. "bloons"

  • @mylea.x
    @mylea.x 2 года назад +144

    i honestly love daz with all my heart he always makes me laugh 😹.

  • @nooneagain
    @nooneagain 2 года назад +483

    She absolutely knows her worth so she eventually left him good on here , remember ladies there’s a difference between love and settling for them.

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yaTZl9qs_yA/видео.html daz being exposed for being pedo over and over lmao this is copy paste comment

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 Год назад +6

      *remember everyone* there fixed it. Men also need to know their worth

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 Год назад

      @katcry what? Are men not worth anything or something? Are we not allowed to know we mean something?

  • @zwafa7706
    @zwafa7706 2 года назад +129

    Daz: “I wanna go”
    Abdul: “when i pull out my wiener, that’s when the magic happens.”
    Daz: “I don’t wanna go. I DONT wanna go.”
    💀

    • @emc313
      @emc313 2 года назад +4

      LMAO

    • @itsmeb2u
      @itsmeb2u 2 года назад +5

      I was looking for this comment 💀

  • @Honey.Bee12350
    @Honey.Bee12350 6 месяцев назад +4

    20:30 "10 years, exswueeze me?" 😂😂😂

  • @Muddy-Goldfish72
    @Muddy-Goldfish72 2 года назад +38

    14:30 then you might as well make the cake yourself? It's called a bakery for a reason! They make the cake for you!💀😭

    • @mayaadil7471
      @mayaadil7471 Год назад +3

      Probably doesn’t wanna waste his own electricity and risk his electricity bill going up

    • @fallenangel8962
      @fallenangel8962 Год назад +2

      @Maya Adil I was about to say that lol

  • @yudum-yl8qd
    @yudum-yl8qd 2 года назад +56

    daz is literally my happiness. whenever i’m sad i watch him on dnd. he makes me so happy. thank you daz!

  • @batknight2014
    @batknight2014 2 года назад +101

    Side note, i want a whole video dedicated to Daz's side rants. Love these wacky glimpses into his life

  • @marycunningham7154
    @marycunningham7154 Год назад +6

    Dad saying “TEN?!” In the most serious and calm tone was honestly kinda chilling. Like dang. Caught me so off guard 😅✨

  • @Malakaibarlow
    @Malakaibarlow 2 года назад +53

    “Tate’s boyfriends” that got me laughing 😂

  • @leoblizzard9142
    @leoblizzard9142 2 года назад +79

    Daz has helped raise me and a lot of my friends, I can never thank him enough! He is the best role model I have

  • @racheyrach_rach3548
    @racheyrach_rach3548 2 года назад +133

    I agree with Daz that you don't have to pay alot for something to be personal. This man could of made up a picnic for her. Sat out under the stars etc, etc. He has completely missed the point, so I'm not surprised if she feels like he doesn't care. He has become more preoccupied with getting the cost down, than what that anniversary means.

    • @helenakausch1102
      @helenakausch1102 2 года назад +13

      Omg, you put it into words... If he bought a card and made a cake himself, maybe bought some flowers/ nice candels for decoration it would have felt less cheap and been way more romantic / thoughtfull... But this felt more like he was obsessed with him getting as much cheap sh*t as possible, just because he can and it makes him feel good and not like he was doing it to make her happy...

    • @VleesetendPlantje14
      @VleesetendPlantje14 2 года назад +14

      @@helenakausch1102 also wouldn’t it have been more romantic to celebrate with just the two of them? Why invite a bunch of people? It’s not their relationship…
      And I do agree with that big expense is not necessary, but I also believe that you should be allowed to spend a little more on special occasions like an anniversary

    • @threadyprawn8944
      @threadyprawn8944 2 года назад +4

      @@VleesetendPlantje14 Exactly what I was thinking! It's like he only brought other people there to show how much he got away with and not focus on his own relationship that's meant for the partner. Well like he focused on his relationship beforehand

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 2 года назад +5

      @@VleesetendPlantje14 glad I'm not the only one who thought it was weird he brought other people to an anniversary party. I don't even know anniversary parties were a thing I thought anniversaries were just, you know, between you and your partner.

    • @VleesetendPlantje14
      @VleesetendPlantje14 2 года назад +6

      @@blueismylove3128 Yeah maybe with a huge anniversary like 30 years you might also have a dinner party with friends and family but I thought you first and foremost celebrate with just your partner

  • @ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj
    @ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj 9 месяцев назад +3

    "its no skin off my boots"
    that was so funny, even though its "no skin off my back" 🤣🤣

  • @megwills7426
    @megwills7426 2 года назад +59

    Daz’s side rant about five guys fries made me cackle 😂. Love him so much he truly is a national treasure xx

  • @sallyface4507
    @sallyface4507 2 года назад +34

    6:05 “No skin off my boots” best quote of 2022👍🏽

  • @Lili-fs5yr
    @Lili-fs5yr 2 года назад +18

    He’s so excited saying “legistrations” correctly I don’t want to spoil it 🤣

  • @karachalkerhutchinson5466
    @karachalkerhutchinson5466 Год назад +5

    I have rewatched your daz watch’s so many times I know everything you say, since my dad committed suicide you’ve been sm help, watching you & listening to you laugh has been my savior. I love you & you’re videos so much!

  • @jameswelch7819
    @jameswelch7819 2 года назад +133

    I find this man to be absolutely insane bc he will walk up to a car dealership and be like “How about…. 50 percent off” meanwhile my barber could shave off half my head and I would be like “yes I love it”

    • @spencerthompson3908
      @spencerthompson3908 Год назад +2

      lmao XD

    • @Ky-xm7tc
      @Ky-xm7tc Год назад

      This man has 0 sense of shame. I was cringing inside watching this lmao, so embarrassing

  • @CallMeJay95
    @CallMeJay95 2 года назад +32

    10:53 💀😂😂😂 “you’re gonna look at them on the floor”

  • @MsNikkieMichelle
    @MsNikkieMichelle 2 года назад +57

    “Lindaaaa!”
    I have to thank you for these videos. I have had a terrible and horrendous few months, and it’s nice to actually smile and even chuckle again. Your videos eased a bit of hurt and pain, thank you so much.

    • @shannonvetter7122
      @shannonvetter7122 Год назад +2

      Hope you’re doing better now, sending good thoughts to you!

  • @totaldimwitofficial
    @totaldimwitofficial 8 месяцев назад +3

    This guy is so incredibly selfish. "It's the thought that counts" yes but he put literally no thought for her into the gift. He was only thinking about saving himself a couple bucks. All he cares about is himself. Good for the wife that she divorced this guy.

  • @villageharvey8169
    @villageharvey8169 2 года назад +117

    Daz: “ $15 off of every item, the bag is $25, HES TRYING TO PAY $5” maths 10/10

    • @aaminahmuhammad655
      @aaminahmuhammad655 2 года назад +2

      Thought the same.🤦 it would be 10 tho. 😂😂 MATHS ON THE SPOT BE LIKE THAT THO

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yaTZl9qs_yA/видео.html daz being exposed for being pedo over and over lmao this is copy paste comment

    • @joeeldridge8060
      @joeeldridge8060 2 года назад

      I came straight to the comments

  • @SheevPalps868
    @SheevPalps868 2 года назад +35

    I love the way Daz says balloons. “BLOON”

  • @DJSkillIssue
    @DJSkillIssue 2 года назад +391

    Daz: "I wanna go!"
    Abdul: "When I pull out my weiner, that's when the magic happens."
    Daz: "I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!"
    🤣💀

    • @user-li2fl4dy7r
      @user-li2fl4dy7r 2 года назад

      👆Wow congratulations you're among my shortlisted winner's....

    • @FacingFaceless
      @FacingFaceless 2 года назад +9

      that part was absolute gold

    • @bertooo1358
      @bertooo1358 2 года назад +1

      “When Daz grooms 13 year old’s”

    • @stare-duder9986
      @stare-duder9986 2 года назад +5

      Bruh, he never groomed a 13 year old girl, it was even explained in a tweet

    • @bertooo1358
      @bertooo1358 2 года назад

      @@stare-duder9986 you can literally see videos on RUclips exposing him for grooming multiple underage girls. Stop defending a predator you are just as bad as him. One of the girls is going to be interviewed in the coming weeks. Daz was taking photos with her and was subbed to her onlyfans after she turned 18 (not the only girl) so how do you look defending him?

  • @Ryans_Cohost
    @Ryans_Cohost Год назад +5

    The fact that Daz's least favorite cheapskate is the one that doesn't treat his wife well just shows how caring Daz really is

  • @poppylang638
    @poppylang638 2 года назад +53

    the way daz so confidently said 5:43 "legistration" HAHAHA

  • @YourVentBestie
    @YourVentBestie 2 года назад +68

    20:29 "exsquise me 🤭"

  • @elscourou6654
    @elscourou6654 2 года назад +55

    being this much of a cheapskate is actually a mental health problem, and it makes others surrounding the person with this problem suffer greatly. it's sad because these people have genuine issues, however it's a little hard to feel sorry for them when they're this obnoxious, selfish and controlling :/

  • @Chicken1257
    @Chicken1257 Год назад +7

    13:49 my reaction when my parents made cake but didn’t get frosting

  • @thatmrduck9757
    @thatmrduck9757 2 года назад +63

    Me: Dad, how are babies born? My Dad: 1:00

  • @leftinregret
    @leftinregret Год назад +19

    I’m crying at the retirement, 16th birthday and graduation balloons. The fact that it didn’t all add up, the floppy balloons taped up, random guests that he paid to come. I’m laughing so much, no one has made me laugh as much as Daz and his reactions.