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PSA!!!
The albino tiger with "down syndrome" at 8:52 was named Kenny, and he did NOT have DS. He was an inc3st baby whose parents were siblings. The guy who owned them was selling them on the illegal exotic pet market and made up the excuse of DS so he wouldn't get arrested.
Fortunately Kenny was rescued and passed away peacefully in the care of his rescuers in 2008. It could've ended way worse for him so this was probably the best possible outcome.
thats so sad
So he was an Alabama Tiger
Heartbreaking 💔
@@Long-lizard Read the room.
To add onto this point. None of the animals in the photos have down syndrome, they are just weird images of animals at a time of a shot that might look weird. The photo of the pigeon is also edited.
Please commenter I hope u edit this comment with this info as well because it's very good to know and stop the spread of misinformation.
That Winne The Pooh "Too Smart for Strangers" clip just unlocked a memory. I actually remember watching this at around 4 or 5. I don't know how the heck I remember it, but I do. Trippy.
Ok so it’s not just me? Thank gawd. I remember watching it in elementary school. I think we remember it bc the characters back then were so damn creepy
Why don't I remember this!?
This will give me nightmares for the rest of my life I understood everything he meant 💀😭😂
It’s because it’s in your subconscious mind…..
It’s a damn creepy ad tho lol 😂
Same I remember it being a totally normal thing.
The grave cleaning one fucks me off, there is one woman who is interested in making sure forgotten headstones are looked after, but she asks for permission from their descendants if she can find them or from the cemetery if they can’t find them. This was just disrespectful for the sake of getting clout
There is one person that goes to different graveyards and cleans the stones of people who were forgotten or didn’t have family. She also does some research and talks about the person while cleaning. Only good things they’ve done or the stories of their passing. She’s respectful to the graves, unlike the person in the video
21:12 she probably had the child before she met him and she’s emotional because he’s loving them like there his own. How did so many people miss that
right? it was something that was supposed to be sweet. people like to act obtuse to find a reason they can validate hating on someone for.
Wanted to comment this. Wasn't that hard to understand that video.
Yeah it said #singlemomlife how did he miss that
So glad I wasn't the only one thinking the comments were wack and Daz misunderstood lol
RIGHT! thought it made sense for everyone..
The worrying thing about the frog is that it was completely stiff. It takes 12 hours after dying for a frog to go stiff, meaning that the poor thing was trapped in that box for ages until it died of suffocation. Obviously that one video isn't enough to go off to make a good judgement, but people like this really need to be watched more frequently. First frogs, then dogs, then people.
that child literally killed that frog, and his mom let him. she was completely ok with it. disgusting.
I’m more worried that the mom thought putting a frog in chlorinated water to “breath” was a good idea. Clearly the child is clueless because his mother’s head is empty😂
I don't think the kid intentionally meant to kill the frog. I think he wanted to keep it as a pet and probably thought it was sleeping at first when it was really dead.
@@bandotaku that’s not an excuse. the whole thing is disgusting. the moms reaction was even more disgusting.
It’s a kid for fucks sake calm down
A half an hour video and a big ass dinner 😂
Perfect.
reall
Same
sameee made myself spaghetti and garlic bread, what a way to enjoy my night 😊
@@Lee-ru5gg that sounds super nice, hope u enjoy it!
@@Lee-ru5ggI’m having that 😂
6:45 ‘What’s your skincare routine ? Grand Canyon’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She looked like a witch to me when i first saw her tbh
@@Roxanne_Wolf_RagingGaming More like Mount Rushmore 🤣
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Knickers the cow had me rolling 😂
Why was knickers the black and white cow tho? There were no cow like her.
@@lizafrench8455Knickers? I hardly knew her
Under 1 Day gang
@@lizafrench8455 no one would buy it at auction because of the size, so it's currently just chilling with a herd of Wagyu cattle (Knickers being a Holstein Friesian). They are generally bloody huge so Knickers isn't a particular exception. For some reason if you check the size Google results say they should reach, it comes up quite small, but if you check images of large friesian bulls, they are around the same height as Knickers - as were the ones I've met IRL.
Cows freak me out 😂
2:32 “ITCHED HER PAST”😂😂😂😂
18:50 “OHHH ok Linda got the tickets she’s on the way back!☺️”
DAZ you’re so funny!!😂😂😂😂❤
9:12 - looks like noel galleger at the oasis reunion 😂😂😂
Oh my God, yeah, that had me crying😂😂😂❤
🤣🤣 Yes!
I’m dyinghhh 😂
Hearing Daz mention my favourite band in a joke made my day, oasis forever
16:47 “did I leave her in America” had me 😂
I truly missed Linda. So glad she’s back!
Ikr same❤️
She’s not, she’s still in America 😢
Same. I love the small messages in the video about her flight 😂
27:33 my dad actually has Bluetooth hearing aids and it was hilarious when he found out
4:44 "Whattt kind of touching pooh bear?!?!" 😭
Watching Daz while having a dreadful cold and a splitting headache, and I suddenly forgot I was sick when I began watching him. Thank you, Daz, for curing my cold for 30 minutes.
The tiger with "Down Syndrome" is actually alot sadder. Since white tigers are so rare, many often resort to inbreeding to keep up the demand. So Kenny the Tiger suffered from several health issues and deformities because his parents were siblings.
Stoppp that is SO sad :(
not just inbreeding, that can happen simply because it's a gene defect (the white fur) so if you breed two white tigers together stuff like this can happen
jup. most white tigers we see in captivity come from the same vew individuals
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I was just gonna say the same thing about the inbreeding of the tiger
“ so he qualifies for the NBA 😂“ - daz 1:59
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY he def said tht bc of the cows name🙌🏽👏🏽
The pauses of messages got me dead😂😂😂 Linda is on her way Linda got delayed😂😂
I have previously watched the video of the *woman on the plane and the guy holding her hand. **THAT IS HER HUSBAND BEHIND HER!!* Idk if it was daz or the person who sent it, but the end has been cut off. She tells you at the end that it’s her husband. :)
4:59 I died watching this!! I have been watching Daz for 9 years now… I never get tired of it!! ❤️😋
Me too 😂 😂😂😂
he is such an amazing man , we need more darrens in the world..
14:58 looks like that camel is giving an example of what to do based on that Winnie the Poohs clip!
28:14
That's why Godzilla likes shore bowling.
7:48 HELP THE WAY DAZ STARTING POINTING THE MOUSE ON IT😭😭
32:00
RIP little frog 😔🕊️
The mom telling the kid to place the frog in the pool water 💀 at this point the stereotypes speak for themselves.
@@jacky79322 To help it breathe 💀
The pool… the pool with chlorine. After he suffocated in a box for hours you have to insult him further ?
9:00 that tiger doesn't have downsyndrom. It's a sadder story ngl. Since white Tigers are a commodity and the gene isn't very recessive they usually imbreed white Tigers to get another white tiger and that's what happened. Hes deformed due to inbreeding
U mean the gene Is very recessive
30:59 I can’t with the kid and the poor frog 🤣
Same. And just the resignation in the mum’s voice 😂
It’s alarming how chill she was, he’s definitely killed some animals before 😭 she need’a put the kibosh on that shit
He didn't mean to kill it. Poor kid. He didn't realize it needed air holes in the box. You could tell by his voice he was a very young kid, and hadn't learned this. I don't think he's a psychopath. I think he's genuinely sad about its death, and the mom didn't want to become to emotional, and just add even more emotion to the situation, which could make the kid feel even sadder.
No insect should die like that😢
@@OliviaWttyou mean amphibian
16:34 Daz my Dazzling Friend , that there is a GOLIATH SPIDER (DINNER PLATE SIZED SPIDER) They removed the fluff and hairs off it and was cooking it.
29:54 i feel bad for that poor girl, I hope she's alright
DAZZZ!!!!!!
i love ur pfp 😍
@M_eg07 are you slow lol? 2 different people with the same pfp, look at the names
@@M_eg07its a different person with the same pfp
Love the corndog
@@M_eg07luv we can see u obviously didnt look at the different usernames
As a child, my mum said I told her about my past life, including names, locations, etc. Apparently, I was a young boy in the south. I was owned by a family and was in charge of taking care of the chickens on the farm. I was killed young because I was hungry and stole, killed, and ate one of the chickens. My owner shot me in the side and left me to bleed out. I have a small circular birthmark on my left side. I told my mum that's where he shot me. I don't remember ever telling her this. But my mum looked up the names I gave her, and she found a plantation in Georgia matching the description I gave her.
My mom said I was my tia in my past life because I would always say her name before I could even talk (like 6 months)
4:34 “Is it Winnie the Pooh or Winnie’s in you?” 💀💀💀
Found Daz a couple of years ago. And his concent has been there in serious hard times to make me feel lighter, full of laughter, and at home. I am really greatful to have found his channel, such a wonderful human being and the comments and fans are all such wonderful people too. A gem on the internet. Thank you so so much, we all love you and are happy to be here.❤
you’ve been my favorite youtuber since childhood and i’m graduating college this year. thank you for carrying youtube ily
27:25… realist thing ever said 😂
"Listen, GRAFFS are my favourite animal!" GOT ME WHEEZING😭🙏🙏
22:45 if you want the whole video then she says it’s her husband 😂 but i love the laughs i got from it i love you daz
4:50 i have never cackled as much as I ever have
DAZ TWO THINGS
1: Please play Grocery Store Simulator
2: YOUR NEXT DAZ WATCHES IS THE 200TH!!!!
“I’ve got seven different diseases from the airport” 😂
Welcome back Daz! 🫶🏻
Yes lol😂❤️
0:14 Seven…?! Well we’re glad that you’re ok
It's an over exaggeration.
do you believe people actually die when they say "this killed me" instead of "this made me laugh"? lmfaooo
😂😂
19:40 “you criminal”had me dying💀😭
4:24 the comment "drake going to become a doctor after seeing this video" has me DEAD
Whinnie the pooh or Whinnies in you had me rolling 😂😂 4:34
"is this whinnie the pooh or whinnies in you" I'M DEAD
21:43: MOISTURIZE ME
YES
What movie is this picture from pls I’m scared if I try to search for it the fbi will come after me 😭
What kind of touching Pooh bear!? 🤣🤣🤣
22:51 I could never, he probably thinks its his girlfriend/wife and he’s touching up this womans hand 😅 (or its a fake and they’re dating lol)
12:09 *As an ancient Plague Doctor, I can say she is saying bullshit.*
welcome back daz also at 8:52 the picture of the tiger with down syndrome is real his name was kenny he died in 2008 and he was 10 years old
He was inbred, white tigers are so rare they need to be inbred because is hard to get a white tiger from a white and a orange as the orange pigmentation is stronger. The tiger shown i think had a twin brother.
Daz video ✅
Day made ✅
Let’s go Dazzlerssssssssss
11:38 reminded me of the time when I sat down on my friends floor. Leaned back with my hands and yea…. Sadly his sock had not dried yet 🤮👺
Ewwww😭
Hey Daz, your content is always fun to watch and listen to when I work and draw. Videos like these where you react and laugh have always made me smile. Keep going man. Not a bot btw
27:08 -gags loudly out of disgust- 🤢
Noel Gallagher the sloth had me crying 😂😂
Same here 😂
Daz thank you for always making me laugh on the hard days. I always watch your videos on my breaks at work and it always puts a smile on my face. Thank you for constantly putting out amazing content and making all us Dazzlers happy 🩷🩷
15:20 Thought Daz was gonna say climax not "climbed a set of stairs"
winne the pooh’s video is actually great, the fact that it says it might me someone you know is good bcz most kids are taught stranger danger but sa usually unfortunately happens with someone they are comfortable with
Pure nostalgia watching daz
14:17 one comment said “now unbox it 💀” I’m dying 😂
32:04 - Me and Daz just made the same Titanic joke ❤😂❤😂
Those tigers look like that due to inbreeding. Tends to be white tigers because they are more popular as "pets" or sideshow exhibits. Similar effects happen when creating ligers and tions. Humans are questionable at best sometimes.
The grave cleaner lady sounds like the voice for 5 minute crafts
31:10 - your average french lunch
Daz laughing in 2x speed sounds like minions laughing 😂😂😂
12:46 as much as i love history and Cleo Patra i wouldnt want to really be her because look at her family tree its an incest circle 😭
30:21 that cheese looks like Cousin Itt.
His face when reacting to these absurd videos make me cackle 😭
Daz I just want to say, thank you for all the years of amazing content. I grew up without a dad and I was mostly alone all my childhood, you felt like the only father figure in my life and I'm happy that I grew up next to you even if you don't know me. I started watching you in middle school now I'm graduating with an honors degree in biotechnology and going into med school next fall, thank you for being the dad i always wanted🥹
That’s My Chemical No Pants had me DYING. 😂😂😂
9:32 got me cracking
Hello Daz 🙃
2:45 she scratched the brain itch we all get 😂
His reaction is what had me dying😂🤍
18:33 daz literally doing the same face as the deer
1:54 6’4” and 3,000lbs? GET THAT COW ON AN NFL “O” LINE NOW!
15:57 "I'm Shatterstar. I come from a planet called Mojo World. It's like this one except we're all better than you."
7:18 not even sure if its racial, she really looked like the mazda sign 😂 its the makeup
"a sloth 😮💨thats noel gallagher at the oasis reunion" IM DYING 9:11
Daz: I'm not googling it, im not.....
Also Daz: googles it immediately after
Been a fan since Vine, and your vids get me through. My sister passed very suddenly last week and I've been going back and watching all your vids to cheer me up. Thanks for doing what you do
"Men. Get pissed off for greatness" bro, my man is amazing. Never had a fear he'd hurt me or abuse me. But when he's angry. It's still not a positive thing lmao
10:25
You could also say… TIT Tok lights!
The pigeon 😭😭 9:43
2:19 BRO WHAT THE-
It’s knickers
“I said maybeee I’m hanging from a tree 🎶”
-Daz 2024
Hey daz, in the off chance that you see this, I just started a new college today and know no one and as you can imagine,
am completely overwhelmed and petrified. Your videos are a calming thing for me and I watch them during any panic attacks I get. So thank you. I love what you do.
Daz, I know this is unrelated but I actually love you so much (not romantically, I’m a minor) . You genuinely helped me out of a time in my life where I was really really upset and scared and being bullied. You helped me laugh again because you’re so funny. Your humour is golden and your attitude is perfect. I literally couldn’t thank u enough. Thank you, Daz. Thank you.
absolutely no one would've thought you meant romantically....... hes not only married, but a lowkey celeb, so its completely normal for people to say they love a celeb, specifying this makes you, in fact, sound a little weirder. Im just saying.
@magentasunbringer Oh sorry :( It’s just a habit where I always have to make it specific that I don’t romantically love someone I don’t rlly know or my friends. Sorry again tho
@@magentatime it's normal to say not romantically it does sound a bit weird but you didn't have to tell them that it comes across as a bit rude
@@LiamH-uj7uhdon't say sorry this person was being rude it did sound a bit weird but no one has to point it out
7:11 That's not racial, it's just her extreme eyeliner
Daz please do Wife Swap omg that would be so funny!!!!! And honestly your take on that would be good to hear and I always learn from it❤
The king Curtis chicken nugget boy one would be hilarious
Going through a hard time rn, daz has the talent to make you forget it all 😂 always look forward to the posts.
you know its going to be a good day when daz posts.
4:06 I saw this Winnie the Pooh reel a few weeks ago, I’m glad Daz has the same reaction I did when I first watched it 🤣
A daz a day keeps the depression away
would you ever watch Hoarders? like you said, it depends on permission but there are full episodes on RUclips. the concept is a cleaning crew and a therapist travel to different homes where the owner suffers from a thing called Hoarding disorder. the therapist works with the homeowner while the cleaning crew declutter the home and transform it.
"Despite her looking like a high quality picture of the moon" got me cracking up😂
I have to stop watching you - why do I even watch you at 2am when I know I will shake the whole bed with controlled laughter 😂. Have to resume in the morning 😂
27:18 yes the special breed that’s the good type or men
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@Daz Games
21:07
I think for this video, she had children with someone else, he left, she found a new husband, and he took on the responsibility of being their father.
If not.. then yeesh, the other thing is NOT something you post on the internet 😭
that’s exactly what it is and it’s not at all a weird thing so i don’t know why so many people were mad
I pissed myself at the camel making the weird noises and daz laughing at it made me laugh even harder 😂😂. You need to do more of these videos. Especially the cringey and weird ones 🤣
28:27
Okay, this type of shit is what I’d expect from like, the Dark Brotherhood or the Thieves Guild or something from Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, not some random child on Instagram for whatever reason.