The Gates of Zadash | Critical Role: THE MIGHTY NEIN | Episode 8

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  • Опубликовано: 4 мар 2018
  • The group decides upon a name and leaves Alfield, heading back on the open road to Zadash... though not without having to deal with the dangers of the road.
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @danielstandridge448
    @danielstandridge448 3 года назад +3314

    Power move: pick the feat that says you cant forget anything, effectively turning the DM into your scribe...

    • @berrycos9
      @berrycos9 3 года назад +143

      GENIUS POWER MOVE

    • @annaemmons3490
      @annaemmons3490 3 года назад +248

      Best advice to any dm that this happens to, just turn on google doc voice write or whatever it’s called. It’s some setting that turns audio into words on paper

    • @ultimatedemon2
      @ultimatedemon2 3 года назад +60

      @@annaemmons3490 actually huge, thank you so much

    • @lnt305
      @lnt305 3 года назад +86

      Feel like Liam is kinda abusing the feat to get out of note taking

    • @idcal2954
      @idcal2954 3 года назад +184

      @@lnt305 oh yeah, but that's what it's there for. He has the feat so why not use it

  • @tutusandtattoos5179
    @tutusandtattoos5179 4 года назад +3414

    "Fjord"
    "Have you a surname?"
    "No"
    "Tough"

    • @jimbojazz6879
      @jimbojazz6879 4 года назад +398

      @@arne1781 Ford's motto is "Built Tough", referring to their trucks.

    • @jimbojazz6879
      @jimbojazz6879 4 года назад +281

      The guy I responded to deleted it and now here I am looking like a fool.

    • @marneus90
      @marneus90 4 года назад +278

      @@jimbojazz6879 Not a fool, because I had no idea what the joke was there. So thank's :D

    • @atomheartother
      @atomheartother 4 года назад +4

      @@jimbojazz6879 mood

    • @MrJechgo
      @MrJechgo 4 года назад +28

      Aw man... I lose it every time I watch it now XDD Just the fact that it completely defocuses Matt is hilarious XDD

  • @michaelvatore6007
    @michaelvatore6007 Год назад +1522

    Liam pretended to faint, laid facedown silent for 6 solid minutes and then scared the shit out of the rest of his cast members. Legend of a man right there.

    • @joes6507
      @joes6507 Год назад +166

      In memory of Grog holding his “Hold Person” thumbs up for like five minutes in C1

    • @michaelvatore6007
      @michaelvatore6007 Год назад +53

      @Joe S That was impressive. Everyone stopped paying attention to Travis after the first minute thirty, but he just kept it going as long as he could stand it.

    • @flopilop4596
      @flopilop4596 Год назад +61

      But then he scream “take them out” as foreshadowing of the experiments done on him

    • @The_Fool_Above_The_Sky
      @The_Fool_Above_The_Sky Год назад +31

      Yeah, Liam is absolutely my favorite. I keep looking at him and his moments of being frozen. Probably from trauma. His character is a lot more intriguing to me.

    • @TheNahteb
      @TheNahteb 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@flopilop4596came here to make a similar comment. 😢😢

  • @vahlok1426
    @vahlok1426 3 года назад +3135

    "Anybody who tries to buy me a drink, I slip a silver into their pocket."
    Wow. Talisen is really playing Molly as the type of guy you wouldn't expect to be so nice. Like, he's so kind and generous. I love it.

    • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
      @DannyMakesVideosIGuess 2 года назад +67

      It's such a nice breath of fresh air to come from Percy who was a dick most of the time to Molly who is nice to everyone and protecting Caleb

    • @andrewjustice210
      @andrewjustice210 2 года назад +69

      It’s almost like he is of a chaotic nature….

    • @andromedastormcrow3288
      @andromedastormcrow3288 2 года назад +37

      Molly is amazing

    • @rockassassin64
      @rockassassin64 2 года назад +168

      yeah love him I hope nothing bad ever happens to him

    • @kuroneko1813
      @kuroneko1813 2 года назад +32

      @@rockassassin64 lmao

  • @brendanwenger2020
    @brendanwenger2020 4 года назад +4761

    Matt: *creates gods and royalty and powerful beings beyond mortal comprehension *
    Also Matt: And i will put 110% of my skill into this single shopkeeper...

    • @SiegeMusicProductions
      @SiegeMusicProductions 4 года назад +305

      Brendan Wenger helps make the world feel more alive tbh. It’s really convincing to see him act out all of the smaller NPC’s

    • @GamerTagCaptCluel3ss
      @GamerTagCaptCluel3ss 4 года назад +334

      THAT SHOPKEEPER IS MY FAVORITE NPC NOW

    • @cardboardbox331
      @cardboardbox331 4 года назад +81

      Dumat Sol deserves it

    • @ianread7299
      @ianread7299 4 года назад +140

      He sounds like a more excitable Eeyore. It's amazing.

    • @codyrm86
      @codyrm86 4 года назад +68

      Pumat swole is da man

  • @calummcconnell7313
    @calummcconnell7313 5 лет назад +2922

    I like how Mercerful the GM is, giving the poor, sightless humans a single pair of darkvision goggles: to share

    • @BRoyce69
      @BRoyce69 5 лет назад +144

      Well like, Caleb has magic lights on command with his cantrip
      It's one of the few disadvantages of being a human in DnD might as well keep it to have some effect before they even hit level 4

    • @Euanbuddie
      @Euanbuddie 5 лет назад +35

      I saw what you did there, magnificent haha

    • @haywoodjablome4271
      @haywoodjablome4271 5 лет назад +57

      but really, after the previous campaign, I think he wanted to tone down the rate they received magic items to make creating challenging encounters a lil easier...purely conjecture though, as I havent heard him say so

    • @nicholasfotou2980
      @nicholasfotou2980 5 лет назад +48

      Caleb also belongs to the school of transmutation wich allows him to make the transmuters stone. It can give caleb darkvision.

    • @scott6731
      @scott6731 5 лет назад +54

      @@haywoodjablome4271 - Keep in mind episode one of campaign one they were level 8 or 9. That is the point where a lot of DMs start opening the better magic shops

  • @woollyhat.
    @woollyhat. Год назад +1339

    Liam: "I'm sure my old german teacher is very proud of me"
    Liam last episode: "siebzehn (seventeen) means seven"

    • @missmoonlight7366
      @missmoonlight7366 Год назад +58

      I was so confused because of this "siebzehn" xD

    • @mungusman3016
      @mungusman3016 Год назад +70

      I’M SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE CAUGHT THAT
      IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY

    • @green_witch6545
      @green_witch6545 Год назад +14

      Really I could have sworn he said Sieben, but also my German is bad so i could be wrong.

    • @cl3matis
      @cl3matis Год назад +18

      @@green_witch6545 can confirm he said siebzehn

    • @standingdoor7077
      @standingdoor7077 10 месяцев назад +6

      He was also being sarcastic.

  • @megaqualium1169
    @megaqualium1169 Год назад +653

    Jester: Having a touching moment with the traveller
    Beau: Mail fraud

  • @thelast749
    @thelast749 6 лет назад +5818

    Jester: No one in our party can use this, I'm gonna sell this Glaive.
    *somewhere in the distance*
    Yasha: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    • @shadycactus6146
      @shadycactus6146 5 лет назад +191

      glaives are cursed. better to get rid of them :(

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 5 лет назад +44

      @@shadycactus6146 How are they "cursed"? Am I missing something?

    • @shadycactus6146
      @shadycactus6146 5 лет назад +108

      spoilers friend

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 5 лет назад +32

      @@shadycactus6146 Fair enough.

    • @therealshadow99
      @therealshadow99 5 лет назад +131

      This is what Ashley gets for not skyping in more...

  • @rexmastersins9349
    @rexmastersins9349 4 года назад +9240

    I'm at episode 8 and they already bought drugs, Killed a baby and pretended to have syphilis.
    I LOVE THIS CAMPAIGN

  • @joes6507
    @joes6507 Год назад +357

    Based on her strength and dexterity scores, Jester must have spent her isolated childhood doing parkour in the attic of her mothers establishment

    • @tjet34
      @tjet34 6 месяцев назад +25

      Much like prisoners doing sit-ups and push-ups all day, she didn't have much else to do.

    • @cren189
      @cren189 5 месяцев назад +13

      Like every five year old lol

    • @peterrose5373
      @peterrose5373 2 месяца назад +1

      Good hetaera have to keep in shape. I expect there's exercise routines.

    • @loganslone3954
      @loganslone3954 13 дней назад +1

      Jester: I was bored and by myself most of the time, so I spent my time getting JACKED * splits a log with the handle of an axe *

  • @TrueRandomPlayer
    @TrueRandomPlayer Год назад +1263

    1:13:39 "Have you a surname?"
    Fjord: "No."
    Nott: "Tough."
    Whole table: *Processing.*
    A second later: *Hyena laughter.*

    • @daught967
      @daught967 Год назад +23

      Could you explain it?

    • @TrueRandomPlayer
      @TrueRandomPlayer Год назад +223

      @@daught967 Like the truck brand Ford, they always say their trucks are built "Ford Tough". So if Fjord's surname was Tough, he'd be Fjord Tough

    • @daught967
      @daught967 Год назад +35

      @@TrueRandomPlayer Ooh, I get it! Thank you so much!

    • @pakki6555
      @pakki6555 Год назад +11

      ​@@TrueRandomPlayer ohhhh i understand now thanks

    • @idankatz8085
      @idankatz8085 Год назад +58

      Sam can cast tasha's hideous laughter in real life

  • @jahredharrison4069
    @jahredharrison4069 5 лет назад +7124

    Laura: goes into labour mid-stream
    Matt: I'm gonna need you to make a constitution saving throw

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 5 лет назад +253

      Am i bad person for laughing at this? Lol.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 лет назад +553

      Travis and Laura rolled a Natural 20 on their Conception checks

    • @OOCMonster
      @OOCMonster 5 лет назад +441

      @@deffdefying4803 You may joke about that, but my wife made a card that said "confirmed critical" when she discovered she was pregnant with our son.

    • @captainnwalps6689
      @captainnwalps6689 4 года назад +44

      Fails the roll

    • @MuffinzTutorials
      @MuffinzTutorials 4 года назад +47

      gets a Natural 1

  • @Nessmess001
    @Nessmess001 5 лет назад +3457

    "every one who tries to buy me a drink, i sneak a silver in their pocket"
    why is molly such a sweetheart

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 лет назад +413

      And then later in the episode he gives life advice to the people that were trying to rob them. I think he just loves making the world a better place, one person at a time, and in the most chaotic good way possible

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 4 года назад +190

      @@magiv4205 He is the uncle Iroh of the group.

    • @sandragoodhew2885
      @sandragoodhew2885 4 года назад +92

      I think he could play a true chaotic evil character and still do nice little things. I don't think he's capable of making a character that I don't like.

    • @thesepretzelssuckass247
      @thesepretzelssuckass247 4 года назад +6

      *was

    • @emmacurran5121
      @emmacurran5121 4 года назад +10

      I heckin love the lad

  • @sherlockbones8446
    @sherlockbones8446 2 года назад +528

    Imagine thinking you found some easy marks and then your leader gets knocked into the air by a lollipop and incinerated by 3 rays of pure fire.

    • @usasoldiern
      @usasoldiern Год назад +35

      Can't wait to see the lolipop animated whenever they do the TV show.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 11 месяцев назад +7

      I would be both humored and horrified

  • @chadmtmyers
    @chadmtmyers Год назад +330

    "Right." "Right." "Right." "Right." - Matt Mercer voicing four extremely scared failure bandits. So simple, yet hilariously delivered.

  • @TheStache_MTB
    @TheStache_MTB 5 лет назад +2913

    17:30 Caleb "Look over here."
    Beau "Yeah?"
    Caleb "You look like a nerd."

  • @scottwagner2566
    @scottwagner2566 3 года назад +3918

    Marisha: “Don’t make me laugh, it hurts.”
    Matt: “Alright, well here’s the funniest fuckin NPC of the campaign so far.”

    • @_nehalennia
      @_nehalennia 2 года назад +248

      i'm only halfway through and the mere idea that there could be something even funnier than the syphilis bit is mind boggling

    • @CraftageNate
      @CraftageNate 2 года назад +200

      Fjord
      *tough*

    • @mattesonmorgan2177
      @mattesonmorgan2177 2 года назад +135

      I did not know I needed 4 identical Firbolg tonight.

    • @ConvictedHeart
      @ConvictedHeart Год назад +66

      They're married. He's fulfilling his Husbandly duties by trolling her in this way. It's in the fine print under the wedding vows.

    • @trndrd
      @trndrd Год назад +16

      @@mattesonmorgan2177 Having 3 Simulacrums would easily make that Furbolg powerful enough to destroy the city.

  • @acomet2509
    @acomet2509 Год назад +409

    “Have you ever killed someone before?”
    “Not like that”
    Oh…Caleb

  • @failedattemptdnd
    @failedattemptdnd Год назад +505

    Marisha cracks a rib sneezing, Laura is pregnant and yet, they continue to play without altering the process. Kuddos, y’all are awesome and dedicated

    • @shantanusakpal6910
      @shantanusakpal6910 6 месяцев назад +7

      That explains the mama bear tees

    • @thefonz8373
      @thefonz8373 2 месяца назад +1

      Yep I have seen my party stop the game for much less.. That looked painful. At best, I have bitten my tongue when I had an uncontrollable sneeze XD

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph 22 дня назад +1

      I didn’t understand it when I first watched it, but just last weekend I think I bruised a rib sneezing and now I get it…it HURTS. Feels better now tho 😊

  • @stitch9847
    @stitch9847 4 года назад +2079

    1:17:00
    Caleb: What does that mean?
    Jester: sHe hAS SeX FOr maHnEy!

  • @ella353
    @ella353 4 года назад +4576

    I love how Caleb gets more German as the series continues.

    • @rj4721
      @rj4721 4 года назад +160

      As a german speaker I appreciate it a lot ☺️

    • @MasumiSeike
      @MasumiSeike 4 года назад +93

      ​@@rj4721 Jap, mal abgesehn davon das sachen einfach lustiger werden weil man den zweiten sinn dahinter versteht wie wenn Liam flucht xD
      Es ist wirklich erfrischend :D

    • @benjaminklein8379
      @benjaminklein8379 4 года назад +13

      MasumiSeike nein

    • @MasumiSeike
      @MasumiSeike 4 года назад +10

      @@benjaminklein8379 Doch ;P

    • @Turd_Rocket
      @Turd_Rocket 4 года назад +4

      @@MasumiSeike Ja.

  • @cheezyboy5752
    @cheezyboy5752 2 года назад +1985

    Proper respect for the amount of dedication Liam has towards material components for spells. I always forget in my campaigns XD

    • @Ailieorz
      @Ailieorz 2 года назад +55

      Same, I just did three Identify's today and completely forgot I needed a pearl

    • @Natshuri
      @Natshuri 2 года назад +139

      Honestly his dedication make the wizard so much more interesting and make me want to be more strict about it in my game because it give an othet level of immersion

    • @nateperkins9860
      @nateperkins9860 2 года назад +41

      For many things an arcane focus can take the place of any material component without a gold value

    • @Glmorrs1
      @Glmorrs1 Год назад +39

      I just started with the second campaign after watching Exandria Unlimited: Calamity (I followed Brennan from Dimension 20), and I can tell right away Liam and Taliesin are old school D&D players. Like 2nd Ed/AD&D old school (where I started because my first DM’s dad taught him to play with AD&D, and my second DM mixed elements of AD&D with 3rd Edition).
      I especially remember my second DM telling us to either describe our spells/skills or give them a new name that our character would use for them. And he was real crunchy with the material components and how much of what coin we had. I’m not sorry that campaign ended the way it did, but I am sorry it ended when it did. I had good reasons for killing the rest of my party*.
      *I was a Chaotic Nuetral Drow rogue who used my position as lead scout to escape the Underdark. A group of traveling adventurers came upon me and instead of befriending me, they captured me and used me to scam small farming towns. They’d release me, I’d kill a cow, scare some poor farmer half to death, and then the rest of the party would show as “drow hunters”. We stage a fight, extort the farmers and townsfolk for what they’ve got, and move on. It’s not how I and our DM thought it would go, but it was funny so we went with it.
      We’d just really “stumbled” upon the main quest our DM had for us, when OOC (out-of-character) bullshit started seeping into our game. Our cleric was dating our ranger and they started having relationship problems, and it got to the point where one would bring up real world shit in the game. Like if we want the cleric the heal anybody the ranger needed to apologize for some high school bullshit drama.
      Then my twin brother, our tank, a half-orc barbarian, came up with a solution and our next session I put it into action. When it came time to make camp for the night, I convinced everyone that I could take watch because I’m a Drow, I can see in the dark, and I only need 4 hours meditation as opposed to 8 hours sleep. I asked the DM if everyone was asleep, rolled a natty 19, and said what my brother told me to say, “I’ve had enough of this being captive bullshit. If they’re all dead asleep, coup de grâces all around. Then I want to take the barbarian’s bag of holding and loot the bodies for everything g valuable, including teeth and hair.”
      Our DM thought it was hilarious, and he was sick of the bullshit, so he just allowed it. The barbarian obviously thought it was funny, the ranger and cleric were pissed as hell, and our mage got confused and asked, “Why the teeth and hair?”
      To sell to goblins. They can use the hair to make ropes and teeth for bullets in their slingshots.

    • @missingaria2503
      @missingaria2503 Год назад +10

      Unfortunately it was immediately followed by him being the worst kind of drama just to identify items. It was like Tibs was back and shopping again.

  • @asgreen33
    @asgreen33 Год назад +530

    Rewatching this, hearing Caleb wake up screaming "TAKE THEM OUT! TAKE THEM OUT!" after knowing his backstory is so damn horrifying/heartbreaking

    • @betweenthedash
      @betweenthedash Год назад +72

      This is my first watch but that moment already left me feeling kinda off, glad to know it’ll pay off later

    • @man0fbronze79
      @man0fbronze79 Год назад +36

      Same. Looking forward to more like this. Liam is always fantstic.

    • @slvaltva1392
      @slvaltva1392 9 месяцев назад +18

      Yeah esp considering he just disintegrated a person right after having ptsd from killing someone, rolling shit for so long when using fire and then literally killing two people one after the other with a lucky streak, or unlucky in his case i g

    • @jackgill1550
      @jackgill1550 8 месяцев назад +5

      I really don't think it has anything to do with his backstory, he was just shot 3 times. Albeit he took them out but I'd be willing to bet he was just shouting about the arrows and not his backstory. At least Id be thinking about the last thing that happened to me before I died upon waking up again

    • @goose1415
      @goose1415 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@jackgill1550He said once on Talks Machina I believe that it was related to his backstory

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 4 года назад +2421

    "I'm of child-bearing age"
    I took psychic damage just by hearing that

    • @RealityBoy101
      @RealityBoy101 4 года назад +219

      You will take "Lore Damage" by the time you realize why in future episodes.

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 4 года назад +76

      @@RealityBoy101 dare i ask?
      Edit: i just..... yeah, i realized what that meant... yeah.... really sad

    • @wimtood
      @wimtood 4 года назад +107

      And before that, Sam's panic face as they question Caleb about whether he has kids.

    • @johnpaulcross424
      @johnpaulcross424 4 года назад +10

      Unrelated but what caused everyone to lose it at 1:13:43 ?

    • @RealityBoy101
      @RealityBoy101 4 года назад +96

      @@johnpaulcross424 The joke on Fjord's name. "Fjord Tuff" or "Ford Tough" as in the truck.
      Sam made a truck pun.

  • @tiltawurl272
    @tiltawurl272 5 лет назад +4232

    “My goal is to go into labor while we’re playing...” - Laura Bailey
    And then he was born on a Thursday 😁

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 5 лет назад +164

      and during the stream itself!

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 5 лет назад +55

      You two have got to be joking?!

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 5 лет назад +390

      @@davidbeppler3032 nope
      Laura and Travis weren't there for the episode with the Fjord/Jester/Yasha/Iron Shepherds cliffhanger and the others explained that it was because she'd gone into labour. And then right as they went into the break Liam got a message and started to say something about them. As far as we can tell, that was presumably when Ronin was born

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 лет назад +20

      😮... Nooo.... Not "Ronin"! Really?!😕

    • @thomasmusgrave7595
      @thomasmusgrave7595 5 лет назад +308

      @@KickyFut its their fuckin baby are u really complaining about the name

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Год назад +850

    1:27:15
    Nott: I'm of child-bearing age.
    Jester: Oh!
    Nott: Somewhere between 6 and 9.
    Jester: 👁👄👁

    • @bananasbloha
      @bananasbloha Год назад +66

      Goblins are full adult at age 8 in DnD lore, but *spoiler* so what she saying is that her age are between 16 and 22 by human and *spoiler* standarts. Pretty huge range,but makes perfect sense in her situation.

    • @sof_t_
      @sof_t_ Год назад +41

      Marisha: *quietly dying in the background*

    • @agathiandevaraj9757
      @agathiandevaraj9757 29 дней назад +6

      Its funnier if you know that Sam set Scanlan's age as 69, and set Nott's age between 6 and 9

  • @amh5ify
    @amh5ify Год назад +387

    Matt’s look when he realizes how hurt Marisha is 😭😭
    HIM MOUTHING I LOVE YOU AHHHH

    • @kiap.4178
      @kiap.4178 Год назад +5

      Whats the timestamp

    • @Aye_ReneeGames
      @Aye_ReneeGames Год назад +19

      1:49:19

    • @Alirosa937
      @Alirosa937 8 месяцев назад +4

      does anyone know how she got hurt?

    • @XCrisCrossed
      @XCrisCrossed 7 месяцев назад +13

      @@Alirosa937 when she twisted around to sneeze she did it so hard that she basically strained the muscle/cartilage around her rib area lmfao

  • @galmorzu
    @galmorzu 5 лет назад +2454

    *tosses ring for cat to chase*
    *Cat just watches it roll away with a mix of total disinterest and offense that one would think they cared to chase it*
    Expertly DM'd

    • @TheodoreMinick
      @TheodoreMinick 4 года назад +174

      Matt definitely knows how to cat.

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 4 года назад +53

      galmorzu frampkin rolled a NAT 20 for Caleb’s bs

    • @kenzacario5196
      @kenzacario5196 3 года назад +3

      Where is the timestamp?

    • @king_boom5924
      @king_boom5924 3 года назад +3

      @@kenzacario5196 all of it

    • @kaneo1
      @kaneo1 3 года назад +5

      @@kenzacario5196 51:48

  • @01mattdavenport
    @01mattdavenport 5 лет назад +1664

    43:50 "I'm going to draw the cutest baby manticore you've ever seen...and it's DEAD!!"
    My favorite thing ever.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 лет назад +33

      So much Dnd in one sentence

    • @fisharepeopletoo9653
      @fisharepeopletoo9653 4 года назад +16

      I was scrolling through the comments and literally read this as she said it

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 4 года назад +2

      Matt Davenport I imagine that banker guy from South Park”and it’s gone”

  • @rachelgreenwald7946
    @rachelgreenwald7946 Год назад +220

    I feel I need to share that at 1:13:40 when Sam says “tough” after Fjord, I immediately got an add for ford trucks that’s started with “built ford tough” and I absolutely lost my shit

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 6 месяцев назад +2

      Hah! Nice.

  • @danieltopia
    @danieltopia Год назад +223

    I love Laura's acting when she says that the Ruby of the Sea says hello. A mix of happy pleasantry, subtle intimidation, and expectancy waiting for his answer.

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms 6 лет назад +2983

    "You stole an old blind man's food and money."
    "I... AM THE BEST."

  • @Feayeme
    @Feayeme 4 года назад +1887

    2:28:58 Liam just lying facedown for five full minutes just to get One (1) Character Moment in that no one's going to get for so many episodes, THAT MAN HAS DEDICATION

    • @Sophia-rk6ck
      @Sophia-rk6ck 4 года назад +114

      Double .Hafer it took THIS COMMENT for me to realise that line is about the crystals. Everybody laughed!!!! What brilliant role playing from Liam

    • @jacobburke5523
      @jacobburke5523 4 года назад +5

      @@Sophia-rk6ck what crystals

    • @Sophia-rk6ck
      @Sophia-rk6ck 4 года назад +115

      @@jacobburke5523 Spoiler for episode 60-ish of campaign 2: Trent ikithon inserted crystals into calebs arms when he was at the solstrice academy (how i forget) to supposedly enhance his power as an experiment. thats why his original design had bandages on his forearms, there are scars underneath. "TAKE THEM OUT!" most likely refers to a flashback of when it was happening

    • @jacobburke5523
      @jacobburke5523 4 года назад +2

      @@Sophia-rk6ck oh, thank you.

    • @johnpaulcross424
      @johnpaulcross424 4 года назад +8

      Double .Hafer I was about to comment on this, the length to which this man held the bit was insane

  • @marshalltodt6805
    @marshalltodt6805 2 года назад +554

    I am always insanely jealous of Matt's ability to not only create and voice unique and memorable npcs but also to remember how each of them sound.

    • @ryankerins361
      @ryankerins361 11 месяцев назад +7

      Me too! And they're all distinct and consistent. It's crazy! So many NPCs and almost all of them are completely distinct accents and personalities 😮

    • @CountryMusicMann
      @CountryMusicMann 6 месяцев назад +7

      He said at one point that he has a couple little notes describing how the character sounds, like "high-pitched, nasal Irish" or something similar written next to the character's name.

  • @Cyyberslam8
    @Cyyberslam8 2 года назад +588

    One of my favorite things about re-watching M9, is how much Sam and Liam drop little easter eggs of their backstories that only they, Matt, and future critters re-watching would notice. The long con is real lol

    • @pholkos
      @pholkos Год назад +7

      stories babeyyyyy!!!

    • @vanyelwolfshadow8276
      @vanyelwolfshadow8276 Год назад +15

      sam had to one up himself from VM.... but liam needed to tag along. lol

  • @JEST3R_
    @JEST3R_ 5 лет назад +1336

    These dudes bullshitted their way out of a 9 vs 6 fight by using STD's and Thanos'ing the leader. That's why I love D&D

    • @Pluveus
      @Pluveus 4 года назад +58

      To be fair, three of them were also half dead also.

    • @HyenaFox
      @HyenaFox 4 года назад +91

      Yeah, that's also one of the things I love about the Critical Role cast specifically. They all cover for each other so well in any situation that needs it.
      I mean, obviously they've all done some form of improv, and they're all professional actors, but still, they're all able to think incredibly quickly on their feet and just bullshit their way out of any situation.

    • @epicglitter7218
      @epicglitter7218 4 года назад +30

      @@HyenaFox I agree! I think the combo of their acting skills, longtime friendship, and passion for the game makes CR truly special! I also think it opens a lot of intriguing (and entertaining) possibilities just knowing that there's more than one way through encounters, and fighting might not always be the best choice. certainly makes some of the non-combat skills & stats that much more valuable to the party...

    • @JRTIntervencion
      @JRTIntervencion 4 года назад +20

      Wait, is this episode the intro of the bandits? Omgg yasss I'm in for a treat, again!!

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 4 года назад +1

      50:55

  • @spacecowboyeddie6803
    @spacecowboyeddie6803 5 лет назад +3640

    Liam: *intricate, well-motivated, and dedicated character dialogue and actions*
    Also Liam: Okay. I squeeze out a single fart and go back to the cart.

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 5 лет назад +244

      That is why Liam is most commonly one of my favorites. He knows just how serious to be, and he knows when it's right to break tension. I honestly don't mind Marisha and Beau, they can be fun and interesting in their own right, but she could seriously use a few lessons from how Liam played/plays Vax/Caleb.

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 лет назад +158

      Marisha has vastly improved since Keyleth... I think a monk is a much less complicated class, which lets her focus more on the tiny details of her character.
      Liam, being someone who has many years of D&D experience doesn't usually get bogged down by his character, so he can focus on his role-playing more. He does seem to go too dark with his characters, tho. Can be a lil depressing...😓

    • @jarredleboeuf7224
      @jarredleboeuf7224 5 лет назад +36

      @@KickyFut Marisha actually has more DnD experience than Liam.

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 лет назад +17

      Wait... How? Even if they both started at the same time, Liam DM's the one-shots as well as plays DM with his kids.

    • @ShenanigansTVLive
      @ShenanigansTVLive 5 лет назад +33

      @@KickyFut What was the matter when she was Keyleth? (I haven't seen Campaign 1 yet and am working through campaign 2).
      Also, I really like a bit of darkness in the characters.

  • @ghostie165
    @ghostie165 Год назад +643

    Caleb: Look over here
    Beau: *looks over at him wearing the stolen goggles*
    Caleb: you look like a nerd
    Beau: *awkward silence*
    Caleb: .... :)

    • @Yasha277
      @Yasha277 4 месяца назад +2

      Thank you for the transcript.

  • @bluekryptonite1121
    @bluekryptonite1121 2 года назад +1177

    This ep is really where the campaign hits a stride and takes shape. And Jester’s prayer to The Traveler legit gave me goosebumps and made me tear up a little

    • @MrPtrlix
      @MrPtrlix 2 года назад +14

      Yeah unexpected tears :O

    • @RuailleBuaille
      @RuailleBuaille 2 года назад +15

      Question that's a potential spoiler fi C2 (I don't know if I was spoiled for this plot point during C1 or if this is common knowledge so don't read on if you don't want to risk it):
      Do the gang know who The Traveler is, or is it just Laura? Or does she even know them by the other name/persona(s) we've met in C1 at this stage?

    • @kevinpappers4494
      @kevinpappers4494 Год назад +14

      @@RuailleBuaille the gang doesn't know. And even laura herself doesn't really know, other than that he's powerfull and that she thinks he's a god.

    • @RuailleBuaille
      @RuailleBuaille Год назад +10

      @@kevinpappers4494 You have excellent timing! I just yesterday watched the episode where the gang got the big reveal, and in the subsequent Talks episode Laura said she had come to Matt initially with the idea that The Traveler be you-know-who, but by the end things had been so mysterious that even she didn't know if that's who they'd turn out to be.
      Watching everyone else start to realise who it was one by one was so good :D

    • @jenny_of_oldstones3523
      @jenny_of_oldstones3523 Год назад

      I agree.. the freaking bandits fucked with the wrong party!!!

  • @Nixahma
    @Nixahma 3 года назад +1866

    The cast: Please. Please for *once.* Just fucking *once.* Do a normal sponsor.
    Sam:
    Sam: Mayonaise fursona.

    • @rajthemirage
      @rajthemirage Год назад +34

      You got the perfect warlock..

    • @voicechatty6310
      @voicechatty6310 Год назад +27

      @@rajthemirage Sam's mayo fursona ad seemed like a reaction to his DnD Beyond jingle (C2E7). He may have realized "I need to lower the bar on my ad reads (again) or sponsors will start expecting me to do stuff like this every week" and thought up something unmarketable. Considering the eventual commercial success and immediate recognition of the cast, Sam may have felt uncomfortable with the precedent this ad set: ruclips.net/video/A4BuL886bJA/видео.html
      Also #OpenDnd

    • @gothmissstress
      @gothmissstress Год назад +4

      @@voicechatty6310 makes sense yeah... I think I'd make me feel uncomfortable too. Smart of him

    • @joshuaryals6358
      @joshuaryals6358 Год назад +2

      Sam is the f*cking best

    • @Daniel-ix6nq
      @Daniel-ix6nq Месяц назад

      Me who always skips the intro and breaks: I'm sorry, DA FAQ!?

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 4 года назад +1704

    “I’m gonna go take care of my wife for a minute”
    I love Matt so much

  • @thecupcakestealer101
    @thecupcakestealer101 2 года назад +219

    Molly will see a young person and go "is anybody going to raise that" and won't even wait for an answer

  • @friskybitzboi
    @friskybitzboi Год назад +340

    Beau went jabbed Caleb directly in his trauma without even realizing- amazing

  • @Robocrafter-bq9bq
    @Robocrafter-bq9bq 4 года назад +2103

    Only Matt Mercer would roll for the results of Rock Paper Scissors between 2 NPCs he's controlling

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 4 года назад +118

      Nah, I would too. To be fair, he likely had a funny idea for both outcomes and decided to make it actually random for even more fun!

    • @TheodoreMinick
      @TheodoreMinick 4 года назад +48

      Pretty standard DMing. Odd, the guy on the right, even, the guy on the left. Or high/low.

    • @ethanpeterson5640
      @ethanpeterson5640 4 года назад +50

      *Boulder Parchment Shears

    • @Crimson-1997
      @Crimson-1997 4 года назад +3

      Don't blame him

    • @laserlights9684
      @laserlights9684 2 года назад +8

      *Laughs in tiefling* one of my players tried to throw a bag of unstable potions out the winow of a ship. I had to roll 10 d20 for hits and ALOT of damage it blow the character and the ship up. Sinking and causing more chaos then was already happening. They survived because of a polymorph potion and a nat 20.

  • @jasongreenwood479
    @jasongreenwood479 6 лет назад +2112

    *fast forward a couple years to Willingham-Bailey household*
    “bathtime!”
    *tiny piping voice* “I would like to rage!”

    • @ianbyrne465
      @ianbyrne465 6 лет назад +123

      Jason Greenwood I would love to see them on halloween or something. They dress up as Vox Machina, Travis as Grog, Laura as Vex and baby as like, Scanlan or Pike.
      They can do Mihty Nein by having Travis be Fjord, Laura be Jester and baby be Nott

    • @willferrellssweetnips
      @willferrellssweetnips 5 лет назад +106

      Or maybe put the litte one in a Trinket outfit

    • @booklover900
      @booklover900 5 лет назад +19

      Baby Trinket would be adorable!!

    • @TiliaCordata
      @TiliaCordata 5 лет назад +36

      If his teddy bear gets ripped: "Fix him!"

    • @nathanieldurfee5419
      @nathanieldurfee5419 5 лет назад +31

      "I would like to bathe!"

  • @TheMathi20
    @TheMathi20 Год назад +519

    Thanks to CWAL for making these
    0:56 Furry mayo
    6:35 BABY
    Recap 10:08
    Game start 12:45
    16:38 Goggles
    21:47 Cute Nott and Caleb Moment
    31:59 Snap!
    43:31 Jester and the Traveler
    50:33 Nott is the best
    58:58 Unsaid agreement
    1:03:19 Naming of the Mighty Nein
    1:08:20 YET
    1:11:56 He really should've changed his hair... (And Fjord's surname)
    1:26:15 Child bearing age
    Break start 1:31:10
    Art start 1:39:54
    Break end 1:48:35
    2:00:22 Bandit time
    2:04:31 Extreme syphillis
    2:23:26 Caleb no- (Also Liam is dedicated, holy fucktarts)
    2:28:59 Caleb has issues
    2:48:09 Watches and Zemnian
    3:12:13 PUMAT (Also clean Caleb)
    Moar art 3:34:19

  • @jimmyhassett3179
    @jimmyhassett3179 Год назад +258

    Laura: you stole a blind mans food and money
    Sam: i am the best
    i laughed so hard i spat out my coffee

  • @TheNinjaPandaGhost
    @TheNinjaPandaGhost 6 лет назад +2193

    Liam plays Caleb so well, you can really see him attempting to form a bond with the group but having a little trouble doing so.

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 5 лет назад +117

      i honestly am afraid he has affection to a pretend cat

    • @thadoneal3991
      @thadoneal3991 5 лет назад +137

      @@lukelblitz3627 to be fair in a talks episode he said that frumpkin is inspired by his cat from when he was little.

    • @PalleRasmussen
      @PalleRasmussen 5 лет назад +26

      And few Americans actually speak German sadly. It is a great language of thinkers and warriors.

    • @SamPlaysArma
      @SamPlaysArma 5 лет назад +9

      @@PalleRasmussen also Nazis (sorry, not sorry)

    • @PalleRasmussen
      @PalleRasmussen 5 лет назад +61

      @@SamPlaysArma and American is the language of slavers and slave owners. So?

  • @samrowan6096
    @samrowan6096 6 лет назад +1517

    The whole Pumat Sol scene was amazing, but my favourite moment specifically has to be when he introduces himself to Nott.
    *Nott:* (Terrified) "Y-you're large..."
    *Pumat Sol:* (Delighted) "You're small!"

    • @CorbiniteVids
      @CorbiniteVids 5 лет назад +58

      He's my new favorite

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 лет назад +39

      Matt's Pumat Sol... 😊👌 c'est le magnifique!
      I hope he becomes the new regular shopkeep!

    • @arielstarr9913
      @arielstarr9913 5 лет назад +1

      e

    • @thememedream5788
      @thememedream5788 5 лет назад +12

      @3:19:10

    • @joshuarose1381
      @joshuarose1381 4 года назад +5

      Pumat Sol is amazing like Gilmore and Victor rolled into 1 or 4 beautiful vendors

  • @k.whatever9046
    @k.whatever9046 2 года назад +234

    2:48:32
    nott: "a clockenticken"
    caleb, fond and exasperated: "u are adorably hecking wrong right now"
    nott, proud regardless: "ive been picking up bits and pieces of ur language"
    god i ADORE these too

    • @MammothMorals
      @MammothMorals Год назад +3

      Two *

    • @Twurkkk
      @Twurkkk Год назад

      @@MammothMorals You're correcting a year old comment? You're the one that looks dumb.

  • @rhokesh4391
    @rhokesh4391 2 года назад +688

    I feel bad for those poor bandits. That must've been like trying to rob a couple old ladies and then finding you've stumbled on Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg....

    • @Cpt.Str4ng3
      @Cpt.Str4ng3 2 года назад +29

      Well, in this case they would have been lucky facing the mighty nein. :'D You dont want to get messed up by these two.

    • @__-pn1jc
      @__-pn1jc 2 года назад +28

      10/10 reference!

    • @jasonmarbach
      @jasonmarbach 2 года назад +25

      This reference extended my life by five years, so thank you

    • @jurlew4111
      @jurlew4111 2 года назад +4

      YESSS!

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 2 года назад +11

      "I can't be having with this."

  • @oscarpines7927
    @oscarpines7927 4 года назад +1774

    "Anyone who buys me a drink I put a silver in their pocket."
    Molly is pure boi.

    • @elijaaaah
      @elijaaaah 3 года назад +111

      I was half expecting nott to say "I go around and take a silver out of the pocket of everyone who bought us a drink"

  • @miked7169
    @miked7169 6 лет назад +5032

    As a geezer(I’ll be 62 this year), I played (mainly DM’d) D&D back in the 1970's, 80's and into
    the late 90's (I started with the original boxed set - with the dice you had to color in the numbers yourself). I gave it up for good about 20 years ago, sold all my stuff: dice, books, modules, figures, etc. Then I read an article about this show online where a group of people play D&D - and got hooked again. It took awhile but I got caught up on all the episodes just as they were streaming the Season 1 finale.
    I am now once again DM’ing a group, online this time as the players are in 3 different states now, with a couple of my original players that I have stayed in contact with over the years, and a few others, and am loving it, again!
    Thanks Critical Role!!

    • @natedog2014
      @natedog2014 6 лет назад +53

      Congrats!!

    • @erostv9940
      @erostv9940 6 лет назад +56

      If you ever need an extra player let me know! I have a couple characters workshoped and mainly being a DM it’s hard to find opportunities to play a PC.

    • @orangephanta4514
      @orangephanta4514 6 лет назад +17

      Aww what a nice story

    • @EmerithsWhiskers
      @EmerithsWhiskers 6 лет назад +26

      That's glorious to hear Mike! I have been hooked for 3 years now and enjoy both experiencing others worlds and running them. Long may our joys and woe's continue :D
      All the best,
      Dan

    • @songsayswhat
      @songsayswhat 6 лет назад +17

      Oh, no! Why give it up? I'm 57, and though our real life means our face-to-face group doesn't meet often at all any longer, I find time to play on Roll20. It's a great hobby. Did you get your kids (if you have any) gaming? My spouse and I did.

  • @jesnoggle13
    @jesnoggle13 2 года назад +180

    Liam always remembers he has the keen mind feat. Such a good memory.

  • @slimchelmi6940
    @slimchelmi6940 2 года назад +316

    Liam's dedication to playing a guy that fainted is inspiring

  • @narkingsonthegreat6905
    @narkingsonthegreat6905 6 лет назад +2881

    So if Fjord got together with Jester's mom, would she be a Fjord escort?

    • @easy2bcheesy149
      @easy2bcheesy149 6 лет назад +79

      Narkingson The Great oh gods why

    • @Starcraftgamer97
      @Starcraftgamer97 6 лет назад +415

      He might not be able to aFjord Jester's mom.
      ...
      I'll see myself out.

    • @ZestonN
      @ZestonN 5 лет назад +7

      😂

    • @brofelixthecat8233
      @brofelixthecat8233 5 лет назад +20

      Starcraftgamer97 that was glorious...😂😂

    • @alexanderburke2973
      @alexanderburke2973 5 лет назад +101

      I'd like to Fjord Escape from this train of thought.

  • @LetsLapse
    @LetsLapse 4 года назад +1491

    Jester: "Can you shoot fire from your hand? Can you shoot lightning from your hand? Can you catch things really well?"
    Mollymauk: "You can make a really good mac'n'cheese"
    Everyone: *silence*
    Taliesin's jokes go really underappreciated.

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 4 года назад +6

      Tbh... i dont get it....

    • @Knoxwoodcomix
      @Knoxwoodcomix 4 года назад +91

      @@FatalHog I think it's a reference to the Hamburger Helper mascot being a glove

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 4 года назад +3

      @@Knoxwoodcomix oh....

    • @aduckinlingerie
      @aduckinlingerie 4 года назад +27

      Cameron Wood I thought it was just random and silly

    • @Knoxwoodcomix
      @Knoxwoodcomix 4 года назад +12

      @@aduckinlingerie I thought so too, then I had to pause and dig deeper for a meaning and that's what I came up with 😂

  • @witchcitywitch
    @witchcitywitch Год назад +245

    Bless Matt for giving us Pumat Sol because if not we never would have Caduceus. Seeing Tal's pure joy at Pumat is just delightful.

  • @gregfahlgren7501
    @gregfahlgren7501 Год назад +153

    I adored Vex, but Jester is Laura in her purest form. Completely adorable and utterly terrifying.

  • @als2480
    @als2480 5 лет назад +3359

    The way Jester talks about growing up in such denial about the loneliness of her childhood. Her "I would listen through the door and here her singing." That made me so sad. Like honey that's not normal.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 лет назад +424

      Me too. The fact that she was joking and smiling through it all made it even sadder. I'm not caught up yet so I don't have more context, but whether she puts on the funny facade to deal with the loneliness or whether her childhood has actually left her a stunted person in such denial that she'll probably stay a child forever, both options are equally heartbreaking.

    • @cutecreeper33
      @cutecreeper33 5 лет назад +197

      Jester protection squad

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 5 лет назад +142

      #JesterProtectionSquad.

    • @thefakeslimshady8881
      @thefakeslimshady8881 4 года назад +232

      It really makes you love the traveler, he saw a lonely little girl and decided to teach her and play with her just to be her friend
      #travelerislove
      #travelerislife

    • @epicglitter7218
      @epicglitter7218 4 года назад +130

      same. at this point I guess the party didn't have a close enough bond for anyone to really push back on this, but I hope in later episodes they might. here Jester sounded a lot like a kid who doesn't realize that their messed up home life isn't "normal," like situations of neglect or abuse. breaks my heart to think how that whole situation impacted her, being stuck in her room, alone, and always told she had to stay hidden. yes she has the cheery, joking way about her and wants to bring joy to others... but maybe she's also hurting underneath all that?
      watching this episode made me wonder even more about the Traveler. did this entity choose Jester as a convert/devotee/"friend"/etc because she was lonely, or seemed vulnerable? how will she react if the Traveler isn't all she hoped?

  • @marias5685
    @marias5685 4 года назад +1217

    beau: what epic zemnian words can we use?
    german/zemnian: we’ve got some pretty cool ones, like-
    caleb: nein

    • @daviddeis6613
      @daviddeis6613 3 года назад +37

      I mean, before they were Vox Machina, they were The Shits

  • @feathern6106
    @feathern6106 2 года назад +86

    “Mr Mayo I relished the time we had together” perfect pun talisan

  • @moose1277
    @moose1277 Год назад +131

    god I love how laura so confidently sings "is the best lay ever" and then immediately gets killed by her own nonsense 😂 jester truly took over in that moment

  • @jeniferdavis1858
    @jeniferdavis1858 4 года назад +539

    Molly just adopted a whole bandit group

  • @JustinWPruett
    @JustinWPruett 4 года назад +866

    Beau: “I’ll take my own room if you all don’t want in.”
    Jester: “...But we’ve always been roommates.”
    Beau: “Then come join me, girl!”
    Jester: “Okay!!”
    My heart melted.

  • @Plasstyre
    @Plasstyre Год назад +325

    I love how wholesome the group can be, from Nott's birthday to the way they cared about Jester's past, to Matthew really caring when Marisha hurt herself, it's all just so precious.

    • @jerau2990
      @jerau2990 Год назад +21

      Matt caring for Marisha was real sweet, but remember they are married IRL😃

    • @davesmith3330
      @davesmith3330 Год назад +5

      That makes it better.

    • @jasongustafson2691
      @jasongustafson2691 Год назад +11

      I mean ... his wife. I would very much hope he cares about his wife.

  • @elusivegamergirl
    @elusivegamergirl 2 года назад +354

    Marisha: "This guy's our new Gilmore, guys!!"
    Liam: "I am not seducing this person."
    Matt, smirking: "You say this now."
    Liam: "Touché."
    I actually snorted soda out my nose. I love this campaign so damn much. ^__^

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 6 месяцев назад +3

      …huh?

    • @elusivegamergirl
      @elusivegamergirl 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@mb2001 what were you confused by?

    • @deva_69
      @deva_69 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@elusivegamergirlprobably the soda thru nose.

  • @krispinkeyes6542
    @krispinkeyes6542 4 года назад +1615

    "Don't criticize new management until there's been time to take effect!"
    Alright, there it is. I've fallen in love will Molly.

    • @Panda_Steph
      @Panda_Steph 3 года назад +97

      *sips tea* that's unfortunate

    • @krispinkeyes6542
      @krispinkeyes6542 3 года назад +39

      @@Panda_Steph Haha, oh believe me, I know.

    • @Panda_Steph
      @Panda_Steph 3 года назад +88

      @@krispinkeyes6542 honestly same tho. This is my first time watching through campaign 2 and despite knowing Molly's outcome and being like "No do not get attached" .... he's just such a good character that you can't help it.

    • @jackhankins7963
      @jackhankins7963 3 года назад +21

      Haha. Me too. *starts crying*

    • @antoinethename9064
      @antoinethename9064 3 года назад +12

      @@Panda_Steph Oh, well I didn't know. Guess I should enjoy him while I still can :')

  • @joshholton4712
    @joshholton4712 4 года назад +981

    Critical Role in a nutshell :
    In a battle, can't roll for anything.
    Random pointless events, rolling natural 18s, 19s, and 20s.

    • @belindaluna2067
      @belindaluna2067 3 года назад +26

      Well, there was the door. And those horses.

    • @NoscoSays
      @NoscoSays 3 года назад +18

      Especially after Taliesin gave away the Snitch.

    • @mastermuffles7097
      @mastermuffles7097 3 года назад +17

      That just sounds like normal D&D

    • @daviddeis6613
      @daviddeis6613 3 года назад

      NoscoSays rip the snitch

    • @VividWyzard
      @VividWyzard 3 года назад

      @@NoscoSays what’s the snitch

  • @boxheadboiii
    @boxheadboiii Год назад +105

    1:49:19 Matt's little "I love you" is the sweetest damn thing ever

  • @saturnoperative4484
    @saturnoperative4484 2 года назад +145

    god i love liam so much, i literally NEVER would have thought to drive away a bunch of bandits by trying to convince them that the party was riddled with syphilis,, absolutely incredible

  • @estri5402
    @estri5402 4 года назад +747

    14:18
    Kaleb: He was burned alive in front of me
    Beau: Yeah but you did that though

    • @brennag7962
      @brennag7962 4 года назад +47

      (Spoilers)
      If you're from the future, y'all know how frickin sad this statement is 😭

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 4 года назад +41

      Me knowing Caleb’s backstory: *ääääghh*

    • @nitidiuscula
      @nitidiuscula 4 года назад +23

      @@froggdoggs8551 right???!?!!!?!!! 😫Rewatching these early episodes there is soooo much foreshadowing

    • @dylandenney3980
      @dylandenney3980 3 года назад +6

      @@nitidiuscula and even some fjoreshadowing

  • @Apollo9898LP
    @Apollo9898LP 5 лет назад +2223

    during the whole exchange where Jester explained how she got banished from Nicodranis you can just see Mollymauk becoming more and more proud of her

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 5 лет назад +187

      Proud carnival mom

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 лет назад +21

      @@handfulmousefly YES.

    • @ienzio7795
      @ienzio7795 3 года назад +4

      @@Dragonessa007 It's just a saying

    • @deerhunter5248
      @deerhunter5248 2 года назад +2

      @@Dragonessa007 proud carnival parent

  • @waitssharpe7491
    @waitssharpe7491 2 года назад +144

    At first I was like “ooh Liam actually got Matt on the whole what’s the date thing.” But of course Matt has an entire calendar for Exandria

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Год назад +19

      The first sentence Matt spoke in this campaign contained an exact date (followed by a page of geopolitical/geographical exposition.).
      He can't be beat, this is his game.
      Uh, literally...

  • @harrisonw1002
    @harrisonw1002 2 года назад +203

    Matt: "There are nine bandits surrounding you. It's creepy how this number keeps coming up."
    If only he knew...

  • @xxmidnight12xx18
    @xxmidnight12xx18 4 года назад +616

    Molly Mauk is the biggest example of chaotic good I’ve ever seen.

    • @ethanwilliamson902
      @ethanwilliamson902 3 года назад +8

      Not Jester?

    • @xxmidnight12xx18
      @xxmidnight12xx18 3 года назад +15

      @@ethanwilliamson902 she comes second or very close equal.

    • @leovincent7417
      @leovincent7417 3 года назад +22

      @@xxmidnight12xx18 She was pissed she had to save that baby tho

    • @xxmidnight12xx18
      @xxmidnight12xx18 3 года назад +15

      @@leovincent7417 also true, chaotic neutral perhaps

    • @lnt305
      @lnt305 3 года назад +9

      I'd argue Molly is lawful, because it doesn't necessarily mean following the law of a country, but can also refer to your own code

  • @chasewaldron1446
    @chasewaldron1446 6 лет назад +1006

    Nott: A strangely adorable goblin girl with sticky fingers and a heart bigger than she is.
    Caleb: A socially awkward wizard (with a cat!), who's apparently seen some shit.
    Beauregard: A rebellious monk who is now a full disciple of the badass bookworms that are the Cobalt Soul.
    Jester: A cute blue tiefling with a very fitting name who is best friends with a god, and apparently the daughter of a high class courtesan.
    Fjord: The "Texblade" half-orc (whose accent is apparently fake... hmm.), who knows the sea and seems to have made a pact with something living in it.
    Mollymauk: Fortune teller, sword juggler, and gloriously flamboyant and sarcastic.
    Yasha: Woman of few words, but seems to have a softness beneath her intimidating appearance.
    Eight episodes in... I wasn't sure it was possible, but I dare say CR has made me love these characters as much as Vox Machina before them. I really look forward to seeing what the "Mighty Nein" get into next.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 лет назад +89

      Yasha: Woman of few words and fewer appearances

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 5 лет назад +28

      @@deffdefying4803 Sadly her career gets in the way. Great for her, sad for us.

    • @neerGdyahS
      @neerGdyahS 5 лет назад +7

      A ragtag bunch of misfits and malcontents. Love em though.

    • @donrink9486
      @donrink9486 5 лет назад +2

      This is the episode where I cared about them. Pretty quick

    • @guilhermepeixoto3150
      @guilhermepeixoto3150 5 лет назад

      I just wanted to point out that that's not how you spell "Jester"

  • @tetsushatarii2108
    @tetsushatarii2108 Год назад +49

    “The ruby of the sea is the best lay ever!”
    Love that little jingle.

  • @tiatrips
    @tiatrips 2 года назад +84

    I have to give Marisha credit. Rib injuries rank as the worst, just because simply breathing hurts, never mind talking, laughing, or moving. And if you sneeze, forget it.

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
    @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 6 лет назад +1666

    Caleb has the "the DM does all the note taking for me" feat

    • @poisonisFunguy182
      @poisonisFunguy182 6 лет назад +90

      Ricardo Rodriguez at least until the Dm cleverly gives them a month of downtime every now and then

    • @derrickh.5902
      @derrickh.5902 6 лет назад +151

      Ricardo Rodriguez It's more of the "my character has all this information that only the DM has" feat

    • @owlbear3937
      @owlbear3937 6 лет назад +311

      It’s the my character has a higher int score that me feat

    • @warlock1080
      @warlock1080 6 лет назад +5

      I should look into this XD

    • @FacelessJester351
      @FacelessJester351 6 лет назад +30

      It's the "I don't want to take notes" feat.

  • @Irisedpig
    @Irisedpig 6 лет назад +1078

    If someone doesn't say "Come on, Fjord, focus!" at some point during this campaign I will be sorely disappointed

    • @FonziMarquez
      @FonziMarquez 5 лет назад +50

      Already made a Fjord pun already. Nott asked if he was a Fjord Explorer or a Fjord Escape

    • @BBBness
      @BBBness 5 лет назад +43

      Don't forget the Fjord Mustang.

    • @fnc_sunshine2205
      @fnc_sunshine2205 5 лет назад +35

      Not to mention the Fjord Expedition

    • @MrEndovision
      @MrEndovision 5 лет назад +26

      He is a magic using character, so there is already a fjord focus.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 лет назад +18

      He needs to be the host for a party in the local tavern. It would be a
      Fjord Fiesta.

  • @LinguaPhiliax
    @LinguaPhiliax 3 года назад +69

    1:25:22
    Nott: "Are we sure we want to leave this place? People like us here."
    Jester: "It's only a matter of time before they don't."

  • @gh0st3yyy
    @gh0st3yyy 2 года назад +60

    When Jester turns from her usual cheery disposition to shake down Staroshta….I had to watch watch and rewatch it’s so good

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Год назад +6

      A hint that she can be terrifyingly competent and conniving when she really wants to.

    • @nikkikindinger2718
      @nikkikindinger2718 Год назад +2

      I noticed that Laura started haggling a bit in this episode-- she can't help it! :) lol

  • @DuplaD
    @DuplaD 4 года назад +774

    Can we appreciate the moment when Beau decides to read the letters that she stole WEEKS ago (real time) and Matt reacts without ONE SINGLE SECOND of hesitation, explaining what is in them... mad respect.

    • @stevespielman
      @stevespielman 3 года назад +15

      DuplaD And whips out the pre-prepared letter-prop!!!

    • @Pagan_Jak
      @Pagan_Jak 3 года назад

      but wasnt it 3 parcels that she stole, when did it become 4 letters?

    • @DuplaD
      @DuplaD 3 года назад +4

      @@Pagan_Jak 1 parcel doesnt mean 1 letter, if 2 letters are to the same adress it is still the same parcel.

    • @Pagan_Jak
      @Pagan_Jak 3 года назад

      @@DuplaD ooohhhh ok that makes more sense

  • @sillygoose7646
    @sillygoose7646 4 года назад +1182

    The scene with Caleb trying to hide the wand from Jester has such big brother and little sister energy and I love it.

    • @honeysuckel1351
      @honeysuckel1351 3 года назад +69

      Takes a long time to drop the vex and vax habits i guess

    • @quietlodestar
      @quietlodestar 3 года назад +1

      @@lillymountainfarm why did you reply with this to an unrelated comment rather than making it an independent comment?

    • @lillymountainfarm
      @lillymountainfarm 3 года назад +5

      @@quietlodestar I didn’t realize I commented on someone else’s comment when I was trying to comment an independent comment... I apologize

    • @quietlodestar
      @quietlodestar 3 года назад +3

      @@lillymountainfarm you don't need to be sorry, i am in no way upset, i was just a bit confused.

    • @liamduffy733
      @liamduffy733 3 года назад +7

      They’re just reliving past lives

  • @milly7843
    @milly7843 Год назад +197

    Okay, okay I know that this was from quite a while ago and I am rewatching all of these, but I just wanted to point out how I only just noticed Matt mouthing "I love you" to Marisha when they came back from the break. She was obviously in quite a bit of pain if she needed meds and then an ice pack, plus she was still recovering from being sick, so it was really sad and sweet seeing how worried Matt was and him letting her know that he loves her.
    That is all! Just some cuteness overload (´。• ᵕ •。`) ♡

    • @alexandersmidt5289
      @alexandersmidt5289 Год назад

      What's the timestamp?

    • @Thinkingmakesitso.
      @Thinkingmakesitso. Год назад

      Why was she in so much pain?

    • @alexandersmidt5289
      @alexandersmidt5289 Год назад +2

      @@Thinkingmakesitso. She turned and sneezed at the same time, I believe

    • @bluefox99887
      @bluefox99887 Год назад +3

      @@Thinkingmakesitso. She had an injury to her ribs, I believe, so talking, laughing, sneezing, moving, etc. would all hurt a lot.

    • @gregfahlgren7501
      @gregfahlgren7501 Год назад +5

      @@Thinkingmakesitso. She sneezed so hard she popped a rib out of socket. They apparently had to go to the hospital afterwards.

  • @k.whatever9046
    @k.whatever9046 2 года назад +81

    2:49:29 liam saying "mama bear takes care of the mighty nein!" in his actual voice instead of caleb's gave me WHIPLASH. didnt help that laura was talking in her normal voice here too, these ppl are incredible 😂

  • @spite_cadet
    @spite_cadet 5 лет назад +732

    "give us all your-"
    "WE HAVE SYPHILIS"

    • @jamesgorman5692
      @jamesgorman5692 4 года назад +56

      EXTREME SYPHILIS.

    • @RackednStackeddd
      @RackednStackeddd 4 года назад +42

      A D V A N C E D S Y P H I L I S

    • @angelica1042
      @angelica1042 4 года назад +20

      M E G A S Y H I L I S

    • @tandnmom100
      @tandnmom100 4 года назад +19

      *M A X I M U M O V E R S Y P H I L I S*

    • @aoife-2561
      @aoife-2561 4 года назад +10

      **S U P R E M E S Y P H I L I S**

  • @zavierraynor2298
    @zavierraynor2298 5 лет назад +642

    Syphilis: we have it
    Your plan: stupid
    Your headbands: hand em over

  • @artemis7913
    @artemis7913 Месяц назад +4

    The "Take them out!" moment hits so much harder on a rewatch. Phew. Hats off to Liam (again and again and again) for his portrayal of Caleb.

  • @MandyCummins
    @MandyCummins 2 года назад +87

    Having watch campaign 2 already and now rewatching it directly after watching campaign 1, I am LOVING the contrast between the characters. Neurotic Caleb vs devil-may-care Vax, charismatic and intelligent Fjord vs lovable idiot Grog, broken and stern Percy vs carefree wild spirit MollyMauk (and later deliberate and gentle Caduceus), hard-ass sardonic Beau vs airheaded delightful Keyleth, Nervous Nott vs Self-assured Scanlan and egotistical daddy-issues Tary, and adorable, chaotic Jester vs supremely sexy, in-control Vex. Man I love it so much. Then throw Campaign 3 into the mix and *mind blown*.

  • @yancyeet9376
    @yancyeet9376 4 года назад +469

    Liam: "He was... burned alive, in front of me"
    Marisha: "Yeah, you did that, though"

    • @Companion92
      @Companion92 3 года назад +5

      The "fun" of rewatching

  • @geordannik
    @geordannik 5 лет назад +2389

    I've only recently started watching critical role, and have until this point been convinced Liam is very socially awkward.
    Turns out he's just an amazing actor, lol

    • @skarrynight3360
      @skarrynight3360 5 лет назад +31

      Me too

    • @amandaking1463
      @amandaking1463 5 лет назад +402

      He is an incredible actor, but he has also said that he's pretty socially awkward irl. I think it's just hard for us to tell bc we see him around close friends all the time. It helps that he's such a goofball and a sweetheart.

    • @Chibipayne
      @Chibipayne 4 года назад +92

      If you watch the between the sheets, most of them are socially awkward. Ashley was the worst prior to meeting Bryan

    • @remlewis1111
      @remlewis1111 4 года назад +9

      what part of this episode tipped you off?

    • @elliotlea5457
      @elliotlea5457 4 года назад +15

      @@remlewis1111 Presumably the bit with the firbolgs

  • @armleg
    @armleg 2 года назад +94

    I absolutely adore how the party interacts in this campaign -- it's so dynamic! There's always *at least* two "plot threads" going on between different characters in every group interaction, and characters hop from one to another so naturally. It really feels like the characters are as good of friends as the people playing them are.

  • @alittleantidote5852
    @alittleantidote5852 2 года назад +46

    Fjord arm going numb after Beau hit him...
    Matt is on top of everything, it's amazing

  • @marianoflibrarian2401
    @marianoflibrarian2401 3 года назад +1131

    Caleb can barely hit an enemy with the exception of a random bandit with 39 damn damage.

    • @lazynoodle6739
      @lazynoodle6739 3 года назад +118

      He needs to pretend to have extreme syphilis every time before battle then. Tha's the only way

    • @jan-dilan
      @jan-dilan 3 года назад +82

      @@lazynoodle6739 "i cast extreme syphilis"

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 3 года назад +11

      @@lazynoodle6739 That or scream real loud "I got the clap" that works too

    • @matttale7918
      @matttale7918 3 года назад +6

      Meanwhile when fighting a Manticore he can barely hit anything 😂

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 3 года назад +3

      @@matttale7918 Have you ever played dungeons and dragons? It's all in the roll of the dice.

  • @Verbose_Mode
    @Verbose_Mode 5 лет назад +334

    "The Ruby of the Sea says hello!"
    *reaction from NPC
    *party frantically scribbles notes

  • @4ragorn988
    @4ragorn988 Год назад +81

    “Is it a stick?”
    “It is”
    “I like sticks!!”
    “Oh shit”

  • @hutao7917
    @hutao7917 2 года назад +333

    I have a paladin who says a lot of questionable stuff and every time he does it, his goddess appears out of nowhere and slaps him in the face and leaves. It’s truly amazing in roleplay

    • @kami-._kazi
      @kami-._kazi 2 года назад +20

      That's absolute GOLD oh my XD

    • @slktool
      @slktool 2 года назад +5

      Anyone suffers lightening damage when they say something about deities not existing in a world with an active group of deities.

    • @FouEliane
      @FouEliane Год назад +11

      Now I'm imagining Shmidt from New Girl as a paladin whose goddess shouts "JAR!" everytime he says something douchy, and takes one gold from his pocket

    • @Virtualblueart
      @Virtualblueart Год назад +3

      @@slktool In such a campaign I’d call my character Charcoal Abraxas, (after a certain philosopher) and make him an extremely skeptical maybe dwarven tinkerer with a copper wire strung from his helmet to his iron boots to deal with all of the sudden lightning strikes around his person. (Like a famous professors assistent.)