The Gates of Zadash | Critical Role: THE MIGHTY NEIN | Episode 8

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @rexmastersins9349
    @rexmastersins9349 4 года назад +9598

    I'm at episode 8 and they already bought drugs, Killed a baby and pretended to have syphilis.
    I LOVE THIS CAMPAIGN

  • @galmorzu
    @galmorzu 5 лет назад +2636

    *tosses ring for cat to chase*
    *Cat just watches it roll away with a mix of total disinterest and offense that one would think they cared to chase it*
    Expertly DM'd

  • @brendanwenger2020
    @brendanwenger2020 4 года назад +5284

    Matt: *creates gods and royalty and powerful beings beyond mortal comprehension *
    Also Matt: And i will put 110% of my skill into this single shopkeeper...

    • @SiegeMusicProductions
      @SiegeMusicProductions 4 года назад +324

      Brendan Wenger helps make the world feel more alive tbh. It’s really convincing to see him act out all of the smaller NPC’s

    • @GamerTagCaptCluel3ss
      @GamerTagCaptCluel3ss 4 года назад +351

      THAT SHOPKEEPER IS MY FAVORITE NPC NOW

    • @cardboardbox331
      @cardboardbox331 4 года назад +81

      Dumat Sol deserves it

    • @ianread7299
      @ianread7299 4 года назад +150

      He sounds like a more excitable Eeyore. It's amazing.

    • @codyrm86
      @codyrm86 4 года назад +76

      Pumat swole is da man

  • @michaelvatore6007
    @michaelvatore6007 2 года назад +1964

    Liam pretended to faint, laid facedown silent for 6 solid minutes and then scared the shit out of the rest of his cast members. Legend of a man right there.

    • @joes6507
      @joes6507 Год назад +211

      In memory of Grog holding his “Hold Person” thumbs up for like five minutes in C1

    • @michaelvatore6007
      @michaelvatore6007 Год назад +67

      @Joe S That was impressive. Everyone stopped paying attention to Travis after the first minute thirty, but he just kept it going as long as he could stand it.

    • @flopilop4596
      @flopilop4596 Год назад +78

      But then he scream “take them out” as foreshadowing of the experiments done on him

    • @The_Fool91
      @The_Fool91 Год назад +44

      Yeah, Liam is absolutely my favorite. I keep looking at him and his moments of being frozen. Probably from trauma. His character is a lot more intriguing to me.

    • @TheNahteb
      @TheNahteb Год назад +6

      @@flopilop4596came here to make a similar comment. 😢😢

  • @miked7169
    @miked7169 6 лет назад +5175

    As a geezer(I’ll be 62 this year), I played (mainly DM’d) D&D back in the 1970's, 80's and into
    the late 90's (I started with the original boxed set - with the dice you had to color in the numbers yourself). I gave it up for good about 20 years ago, sold all my stuff: dice, books, modules, figures, etc. Then I read an article about this show online where a group of people play D&D - and got hooked again. It took awhile but I got caught up on all the episodes just as they were streaming the Season 1 finale.
    I am now once again DM’ing a group, online this time as the players are in 3 different states now, with a couple of my original players that I have stayed in contact with over the years, and a few others, and am loving it, again!
    Thanks Critical Role!!

    • @natedog2014
      @natedog2014 6 лет назад +56

      Congrats!!

    • @erostv9940
      @erostv9940 6 лет назад +56

      If you ever need an extra player let me know! I have a couple characters workshoped and mainly being a DM it’s hard to find opportunities to play a PC.

    • @orangephanta4514
      @orangephanta4514 6 лет назад +18

      Aww what a nice story

    • @EmerithsWhiskers
      @EmerithsWhiskers 6 лет назад +28

      That's glorious to hear Mike! I have been hooked for 3 years now and enjoy both experiencing others worlds and running them. Long may our joys and woe's continue :D
      All the best,
      Dan

    • @songsayswhat
      @songsayswhat 6 лет назад +17

      Oh, no! Why give it up? I'm 57, and though our real life means our face-to-face group doesn't meet often at all any longer, I find time to play on Roll20. It's a great hobby. Did you get your kids (if you have any) gaming? My spouse and I did.

  • @Feayeme
    @Feayeme 5 лет назад +2023

    2:28:58 Liam just lying facedown for five full minutes just to get One (1) Character Moment in that no one's going to get for so many episodes, THAT MAN HAS DEDICATION

    • @Sophia-rk6ck
      @Sophia-rk6ck 4 года назад +134

      Double .Hafer it took THIS COMMENT for me to realise that line is about the crystals. Everybody laughed!!!! What brilliant role playing from Liam

    • @jacobburke5523
      @jacobburke5523 4 года назад +5

      @@Sophia-rk6ck what crystals

    • @Sophia-rk6ck
      @Sophia-rk6ck 4 года назад +124

      @@jacobburke5523 Spoiler for episode 60-ish of campaign 2: Trent ikithon inserted crystals into calebs arms when he was at the solstrice academy (how i forget) to supposedly enhance his power as an experiment. thats why his original design had bandages on his forearms, there are scars underneath. "TAKE THEM OUT!" most likely refers to a flashback of when it was happening

    • @jacobburke5523
      @jacobburke5523 4 года назад +2

      @@Sophia-rk6ck oh, thank you.

    • @johnpaulcross424
      @johnpaulcross424 4 года назад +9

      Double .Hafer I was about to comment on this, the length to which this man held the bit was insane

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms 6 лет назад +3219

    "You stole an old blind man's food and money."
    "I... AM THE BEST."

  • @megaqualium1169
    @megaqualium1169 Год назад +968

    Jester: Having a touching moment with the traveller
    Beau: Mail fraud

  • @thelast749
    @thelast749 6 лет назад +6259

    Jester: No one in our party can use this, I'm gonna sell this Glaive.
    *somewhere in the distance*
    Yasha: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    • @shadycactus6146
      @shadycactus6146 6 лет назад +204

      glaives are cursed. better to get rid of them :(

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 лет назад +47

      @@shadycactus6146 How are they "cursed"? Am I missing something?

    • @shadycactus6146
      @shadycactus6146 6 лет назад +115

      spoilers friend

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 лет назад +37

      @@shadycactus6146 Fair enough.

    • @therealshadow99
      @therealshadow99 5 лет назад +134

      This is what Ashley gets for not skyping in more...

  • @jahredharrison4069
    @jahredharrison4069 5 лет назад +7443

    Laura: goes into labour mid-stream
    Matt: I'm gonna need you to make a constitution saving throw

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 5 лет назад +264

      Am i bad person for laughing at this? Lol.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 лет назад +582

      Travis and Laura rolled a Natural 20 on their Conception checks

    • @OOCMonster
      @OOCMonster 5 лет назад +460

      @@deffdefying4803 You may joke about that, but my wife made a card that said "confirmed critical" when she discovered she was pregnant with our son.

    • @captainnwalps6689
      @captainnwalps6689 5 лет назад +46

      Fails the roll

    • @MuffinzTutorials
      @MuffinzTutorials 5 лет назад +49

      gets a Natural 1

  • @stitch9847
    @stitch9847 5 лет назад +2437

    1:17:00
    Caleb: What does that mean?
    Jester: sHe hAS SeX FOr maHnEy!

    • @osfichofis3453
      @osfichofis3453 3 года назад +35

      hmmm-hmmm-hmmm

    • @hybridgamer4708
      @hybridgamer4708 3 года назад +18

      I literally just made this bookmark for myself 😂😂

    • @sdswood3457
      @sdswood3457 4 месяца назад +4

      Her character is just utterly adorable

  • @danieltopia
    @danieltopia Год назад +270

    I love Laura's acting when she says that the Ruby of the Sea says hello. A mix of happy pleasantry, subtle intimidation, and expectancy waiting for his answer.

  • @danielstandridge448
    @danielstandridge448 4 года назад +3590

    Power move: pick the feat that says you cant forget anything, effectively turning the DM into your scribe...

    • @berrycos9
      @berrycos9 3 года назад +160

      GENIUS POWER MOVE

    • @annaemmons3490
      @annaemmons3490 3 года назад +281

      Best advice to any dm that this happens to, just turn on google doc voice write or whatever it’s called. It’s some setting that turns audio into words on paper

    • @ultimatedemon2
      @ultimatedemon2 3 года назад +66

      @@annaemmons3490 actually huge, thank you so much

    • @lnt305
      @lnt305 3 года назад +96

      Feel like Liam is kinda abusing the feat to get out of note taking

    • @idcal2954
      @idcal2954 3 года назад +206

      @@lnt305 oh yeah, but that's what it's there for. He has the feat so why not use it

  • @Apollo9898LP
    @Apollo9898LP 6 лет назад +2294

    during the whole exchange where Jester explained how she got banished from Nicodranis you can just see Mollymauk becoming more and more proud of her

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 5 лет назад +193

      Proud carnival mom

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 лет назад +21

      @@handfulmousefly YES.

    • @ienzio7795
      @ienzio7795 3 года назад +4

      @@Dragonessa007 It's just a saying

    • @deerhunter5248
      @deerhunter5248 3 года назад +2

      @@Dragonessa007 proud carnival parent

  • @01mattdavenport
    @01mattdavenport 5 лет назад +1816

    43:50 "I'm going to draw the cutest baby manticore you've ever seen...and it's DEAD!!"
    My favorite thing ever.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 лет назад +34

      So much Dnd in one sentence

    • @fisharepeopletoo9653
      @fisharepeopletoo9653 5 лет назад +16

      I was scrolling through the comments and literally read this as she said it

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 4 года назад +2

      Matt Davenport I imagine that banker guy from South Park”and it’s gone”

  • @bluekryptonite1121
    @bluekryptonite1121 3 года назад +1257

    This ep is really where the campaign hits a stride and takes shape. And Jester’s prayer to The Traveler legit gave me goosebumps and made me tear up a little

    • @MrPtrlix
      @MrPtrlix 3 года назад +14

      Yeah unexpected tears :O

    • @RuailleBuaille
      @RuailleBuaille 2 года назад +18

      Question that's a potential spoiler fi C2 (I don't know if I was spoiled for this plot point during C1 or if this is common knowledge so don't read on if you don't want to risk it):
      Do the gang know who The Traveler is, or is it just Laura? Or does she even know them by the other name/persona(s) we've met in C1 at this stage?

    • @kevinpappers4494
      @kevinpappers4494 2 года назад +16

      @@RuailleBuaille the gang doesn't know. And even laura herself doesn't really know, other than that he's powerfull and that she thinks he's a god.

    • @RuailleBuaille
      @RuailleBuaille 2 года назад +11

      @@kevinpappers4494 You have excellent timing! I just yesterday watched the episode where the gang got the big reveal, and in the subsequent Talks episode Laura said she had come to Matt initially with the idea that The Traveler be you-know-who, but by the end things had been so mysterious that even she didn't know if that's who they'd turn out to be.
      Watching everyone else start to realise who it was one by one was so good :D

    • @jenny_of_oldstones3523
      @jenny_of_oldstones3523 Год назад

      I agree.. the freaking bandits fucked with the wrong party!!!

  • @TheStache_MTB
    @TheStache_MTB 5 лет назад +3163

    17:30 Caleb "Look over here."
    Beau "Yeah?"
    Caleb "You look like a nerd."

  • @Nessmess001
    @Nessmess001 5 лет назад +3674

    "every one who tries to buy me a drink, i sneak a silver in their pocket"
    why is molly such a sweetheart

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 лет назад +436

      And then later in the episode he gives life advice to the people that were trying to rob them. I think he just loves making the world a better place, one person at a time, and in the most chaotic good way possible

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 5 лет назад +201

      @@magiv4205 He is the uncle Iroh of the group.

    • @sandragoodhew2885
      @sandragoodhew2885 5 лет назад +98

      I think he could play a true chaotic evil character and still do nice little things. I don't think he's capable of making a character that I don't like.

    • @thesepretzelssuckass247
      @thesepretzelssuckass247 5 лет назад +6

      *was

    • @emmacurran5121
      @emmacurran5121 5 лет назад +10

      I heckin love the lad

  • @WereDictionary
    @WereDictionary 4 года назад +2329

    Hi, native German here. I just wanna say that Liam's Zemnian is hilarious (even moreso with the deadpan deliveries) and the pronunciation is on point.
    I love this represantation.
    Also I want Clockenticken to be a real word now.

    • @CocoAsticot
      @CocoAsticot 4 года назад +50

      Didn't he say siebzehn was seven in an earlier episode? I assume he doesn't really know much German IRL, so that would be an excusable mistake. But yeah, it does sound good and he makes it believable!

    • @leahsander5490
      @leahsander5490 4 года назад +132

      @@CocoAsticot He took German in high school, so small mistakes are to be expected. His pronunciation however is AMAZING, all things considered.

    • @Zseventyone
      @Zseventyone 4 года назад +69

      I just started watching CR with this campaign and thought Liam WAS German.

    • @Zseventyone
      @Zseventyone 4 года назад +8

      “Volfs” pronunciation would be funnier, no?

    • @privpi
      @privpi 4 года назад +24

      @@CocoAsticot The mistake was cleared like 10 seconds sfter. Nott corrected him. Pronounced it wrong, but got the right word

  • @marshalltodt6805
    @marshalltodt6805 3 года назад +609

    I am always insanely jealous of Matt's ability to not only create and voice unique and memorable npcs but also to remember how each of them sound.

    • @ryankerins361
      @ryankerins361 Год назад +9

      Me too! And they're all distinct and consistent. It's crazy! So many NPCs and almost all of them are completely distinct accents and personalities 😮

    • @CountryMusicMann
      @CountryMusicMann Год назад +10

      He said at one point that he has a couple little notes describing how the character sounds, like "high-pitched, nasal Irish" or something similar written next to the character's name.

  • @DuplaD
    @DuplaD 5 лет назад +819

    Can we appreciate the moment when Beau decides to read the letters that she stole WEEKS ago (real time) and Matt reacts without ONE SINGLE SECOND of hesitation, explaining what is in them... mad respect.

    • @stevespielman
      @stevespielman 4 года назад +19

      DuplaD And whips out the pre-prepared letter-prop!!!

    • @Pagan_Jak
      @Pagan_Jak 4 года назад

      but wasnt it 3 parcels that she stole, when did it become 4 letters?

    • @DuplaD
      @DuplaD 4 года назад +5

      @@Pagan_Jak 1 parcel doesnt mean 1 letter, if 2 letters are to the same adress it is still the same parcel.

    • @Pagan_Jak
      @Pagan_Jak 4 года назад

      @@DuplaD ooohhhh ok that makes more sense

  • @TylerE86508
    @TylerE86508 5 лет назад +1202

    8:40 begins intro
    10:04 begins recap
    12:49 game starts
    1:31:13 break to 1:48:37

  • @TheNinjaPandaGhost
    @TheNinjaPandaGhost 6 лет назад +2296

    Liam plays Caleb so well, you can really see him attempting to form a bond with the group but having a little trouble doing so.

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 5 лет назад +123

      i honestly am afraid he has affection to a pretend cat

    • @Twilightsword64
      @Twilightsword64 5 лет назад +148

      @@lukelblitz3627 to be fair in a talks episode he said that frumpkin is inspired by his cat from when he was little.

    • @PalleRasmussen
      @PalleRasmussen 5 лет назад +29

      And few Americans actually speak German sadly. It is a great language of thinkers and warriors.

    • @SamPlaysArma
      @SamPlaysArma 5 лет назад +9

      @@PalleRasmussen also Nazis (sorry, not sorry)

    • @PalleRasmussen
      @PalleRasmussen 5 лет назад +68

      @@SamPlaysArma and American is the language of slavers and slave owners. So?

  • @Cyyberslam8
    @Cyyberslam8 2 года назад +658

    One of my favorite things about re-watching M9, is how much Sam and Liam drop little easter eggs of their backstories that only they, Matt, and future critters re-watching would notice. The long con is real lol

    • @pholkos
      @pholkos 2 года назад +8

      stories babeyyyyy!!!

    • @vanyelwolfshadow8276
      @vanyelwolfshadow8276 Год назад +19

      sam had to one up himself from VM.... but liam needed to tag along. lol

  • @JustinWPruett
    @JustinWPruett 4 года назад +890

    Beau: “I’ll take my own room if you all don’t want in.”
    Jester: “...But we’ve always been roommates.”
    Beau: “Then come join me, girl!”
    Jester: “Okay!!”
    My heart melted.

  • @samrowan6096
    @samrowan6096 6 лет назад +1601

    The whole Pumat Sol scene was amazing, but my favourite moment specifically has to be when he introduces himself to Nott.
    *Nott:* (Terrified) "Y-you're large..."
    *Pumat Sol:* (Delighted) "You're small!"

    • @CorbiniteVids
      @CorbiniteVids 6 лет назад +59

      He's my new favorite

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 лет назад +41

      Matt's Pumat Sol... 😊👌 c'est le magnifique!
      I hope he becomes the new regular shopkeep!

    • @arielstarr9913
      @arielstarr9913 5 лет назад +1

      e

    • @thememedream5788
      @thememedream5788 5 лет назад +13

      @3:19:10

    • @joshuarose1381
      @joshuarose1381 5 лет назад +6

      Pumat Sol is amazing like Gilmore and Victor rolled into 1 or 4 beautiful vendors

  • @tutusandtattoos5179
    @tutusandtattoos5179 5 лет назад +3875

    "Fjord"
    "Have you a surname?"
    "No"
    "Tough"

    • @jimbojazz6879
      @jimbojazz6879 5 лет назад +435

      @@arne1781 Ford's motto is "Built Tough", referring to their trucks.

    • @jimbojazz6879
      @jimbojazz6879 5 лет назад +312

      The guy I responded to deleted it and now here I am looking like a fool.

    • @marneus90
      @marneus90 5 лет назад +300

      @@jimbojazz6879 Not a fool, because I had no idea what the joke was there. So thank's :D

    • @atomheartother
      @atomheartother 5 лет назад +8

      @@jimbojazz6879 mood

    • @MrJechgo
      @MrJechgo 5 лет назад +31

      Aw man... I lose it every time I watch it now XDD Just the fact that it completely defocuses Matt is hilarious XDD

  • @chadmtmyers
    @chadmtmyers Год назад +446

    "Right." "Right." "Right." "Right." - Matt Mercer voicing four extremely scared failure bandits. So simple, yet hilariously delivered.

  • @marias5685
    @marias5685 4 года назад +1286

    beau: what epic zemnian words can we use?
    german/zemnian: we’ve got some pretty cool ones, like-
    caleb: nein

    • @daviddeis6613
      @daviddeis6613 4 года назад +41

      I mean, before they were Vox Machina, they were The Shits

  • @als2480
    @als2480 5 лет назад +3777

    The way Jester talks about growing up in such denial about the loneliness of her childhood. Her "I would listen through the door and here her singing." That made me so sad. Like honey that's not normal.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 лет назад +475

      Me too. The fact that she was joking and smiling through it all made it even sadder. I'm not caught up yet so I don't have more context, but whether she puts on the funny facade to deal with the loneliness or whether her childhood has actually left her a stunted person in such denial that she'll probably stay a child forever, both options are equally heartbreaking.

    • @cutecreeper33
      @cutecreeper33 5 лет назад +208

      Jester protection squad

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 5 лет назад +149

      #JesterProtectionSquad.

    • @thefakeslimshady8881
      @thefakeslimshady8881 5 лет назад +250

      It really makes you love the traveler, he saw a lonely little girl and decided to teach her and play with her just to be her friend
      #travelerislove
      #travelerislife

    • @epicglitter7218
      @epicglitter7218 5 лет назад +141

      same. at this point I guess the party didn't have a close enough bond for anyone to really push back on this, but I hope in later episodes they might. here Jester sounded a lot like a kid who doesn't realize that their messed up home life isn't "normal," like situations of neglect or abuse. breaks my heart to think how that whole situation impacted her, being stuck in her room, alone, and always told she had to stay hidden. yes she has the cheery, joking way about her and wants to bring joy to others... but maybe she's also hurting underneath all that?
      watching this episode made me wonder even more about the Traveler. did this entity choose Jester as a convert/devotee/"friend"/etc because she was lonely, or seemed vulnerable? how will she react if the Traveler isn't all she hoped?

  • @scottwagner2566
    @scottwagner2566 3 года назад +4145

    Marisha: “Don’t make me laugh, it hurts.”
    Matt: “Alright, well here’s the funniest fuckin NPC of the campaign so far.”

    • @_nehalennia
      @_nehalennia 3 года назад +262

      i'm only halfway through and the mere idea that there could be something even funnier than the syphilis bit is mind boggling

    • @CraftageNate
      @CraftageNate 3 года назад +207

      Fjord
      *tough*

    • @mattesonmorgan2177
      @mattesonmorgan2177 3 года назад +143

      I did not know I needed 4 identical Firbolg tonight.

    • @ConvictedHeart
      @ConvictedHeart 2 года назад +71

      They're married. He's fulfilling his Husbandly duties by trolling her in this way. It's in the fine print under the wedding vows.

    • @trndrd
      @trndrd 2 года назад +16

      @@mattesonmorgan2177 Having 3 Simulacrums would easily make that Furbolg powerful enough to destroy the city.

  • @woollyhat.
    @woollyhat. 2 года назад +1640

    Liam: "I'm sure my old german teacher is very proud of me"
    Liam last episode: "siebzehn (seventeen) means seven"

    • @missmoonlight7366
      @missmoonlight7366 2 года назад +74

      I was so confused because of this "siebzehn" xD

    • @mungusman3016
      @mungusman3016 Год назад +89

      I’M SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE CAUGHT THAT
      IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY

    • @green_witch6545
      @green_witch6545 Год назад +17

      Really I could have sworn he said Sieben, but also my German is bad so i could be wrong.

    • @cl3matis
      @cl3matis Год назад +23

      @@green_witch6545 can confirm he said siebzehn

    • @standingdoor7077
      @standingdoor7077 Год назад +9

      He was also being sarcastic.

  • @JEST3R_
    @JEST3R_ 5 лет назад +1416

    These dudes bullshitted their way out of a 9 vs 6 fight by using STD's and Thanos'ing the leader. That's why I love D&D

    • @Pluveus
      @Pluveus 5 лет назад +60

      To be fair, three of them were also half dead also.

    • @HyenaFox
      @HyenaFox 5 лет назад +94

      Yeah, that's also one of the things I love about the Critical Role cast specifically. They all cover for each other so well in any situation that needs it.
      I mean, obviously they've all done some form of improv, and they're all professional actors, but still, they're all able to think incredibly quickly on their feet and just bullshit their way out of any situation.

    • @epicglitter7218
      @epicglitter7218 5 лет назад +32

      @@HyenaFox I agree! I think the combo of their acting skills, longtime friendship, and passion for the game makes CR truly special! I also think it opens a lot of intriguing (and entertaining) possibilities just knowing that there's more than one way through encounters, and fighting might not always be the best choice. certainly makes some of the non-combat skills & stats that much more valuable to the party...

    • @JRTIntervencion
      @JRTIntervencion 4 года назад +20

      Wait, is this episode the intro of the bandits? Omgg yasss I'm in for a treat, again!!

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 4 года назад +1

      50:55

  • @oscarpines7927
    @oscarpines7927 4 года назад +1829

    "Anyone who buys me a drink I put a silver in their pocket."
    Molly is pure boi.

    • @elijaaaah
      @elijaaaah 4 года назад +114

      I was half expecting nott to say "I go around and take a silver out of the pocket of everyone who bought us a drink"

  • @calummcconnell7313
    @calummcconnell7313 6 лет назад +3118

    I like how Mercerful the GM is, giving the poor, sightless humans a single pair of darkvision goggles: to share

    • @BRoyce69
      @BRoyce69 5 лет назад +153

      Well like, Caleb has magic lights on command with his cantrip
      It's one of the few disadvantages of being a human in DnD might as well keep it to have some effect before they even hit level 4

    • @Euanbuddie
      @Euanbuddie 5 лет назад +39

      I saw what you did there, magnificent haha

    • @haywoodjablome4271
      @haywoodjablome4271 5 лет назад +60

      but really, after the previous campaign, I think he wanted to tone down the rate they received magic items to make creating challenging encounters a lil easier...purely conjecture though, as I havent heard him say so

    • @nicholasfotou2980
      @nicholasfotou2980 5 лет назад +53

      Caleb also belongs to the school of transmutation wich allows him to make the transmuters stone. It can give caleb darkvision.

    • @scott6731
      @scott6731 5 лет назад +56

      @@haywoodjablome4271 - Keep in mind episode one of campaign one they were level 8 or 9. That is the point where a lot of DMs start opening the better magic shops

  • @joes6507
    @joes6507 Год назад +525

    Based on her strength and dexterity scores, Jester must have spent her isolated childhood doing parkour in the attic of her mothers establishment

    • @tjet34
      @tjet34 Год назад +36

      Much like prisoners doing sit-ups and push-ups all day, she didn't have much else to do.

    • @cren189
      @cren189 10 месяцев назад +19

      Like every five year old lol

    • @peterrose5373
      @peterrose5373 8 месяцев назад +1

      Good hetaera have to keep in shape. I expect there's exercise routines.

    • @loganslone3954
      @loganslone3954 6 месяцев назад +7

      Jester: I was bored and by myself most of the time, so I spent my time getting JACKED * splits a log with the handle of an axe *

  • @ella353
    @ella353 5 лет назад +4701

    I love how Caleb gets more German as the series continues.

    • @HitDiffrent
      @HitDiffrent 4 года назад +163

      As a german speaker I appreciate it a lot ☺️

    • @MasumiSeike
      @MasumiSeike 4 года назад +97

      ​@@HitDiffrent Jap, mal abgesehn davon das sachen einfach lustiger werden weil man den zweiten sinn dahinter versteht wie wenn Liam flucht xD
      Es ist wirklich erfrischend :D

    • @benjaminklein8379
      @benjaminklein8379 4 года назад +13

      MasumiSeike nein

    • @MasumiSeike
      @MasumiSeike 4 года назад +10

      @@benjaminklein8379 Doch ;P

    • @Turd_Rocket
      @Turd_Rocket 4 года назад +4

      @@MasumiSeike Ja.

  • @tazmon122
    @tazmon122 4 года назад +2057

    i'm sure this isn't original, but i can't find the source.
    Laura: Travis, we should have a baby
    Travis: ok
    (bursting into the room) Matt Mercer: how do you want to do this?

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 4 года назад +74

      Pull-out King (a username from Talks Machina questions and clearly a Couch salesman) is not impressed Travis

    • @joepizza4514
      @joepizza4514 4 года назад +5

      420th like

    • @themagicalbush
      @themagicalbush 4 года назад +112

      How much piercing damage does Laura take?

    • @LouZevedo
      @LouZevedo 4 года назад +63

      @@themagicalbush NO-

    • @shyfrog3731
      @shyfrog3731 4 года назад +55

      @@themagicalbush 69 Piercing damage, plus [rolls 3d12]... 16 Psychic damage.

  • @tiltawurl272
    @tiltawurl272 6 лет назад +4337

    “My goal is to go into labor while we’re playing...” - Laura Bailey
    And then he was born on a Thursday 😁

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 6 лет назад +172

      and during the stream itself!

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 5 лет назад +59

      You two have got to be joking?!

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 5 лет назад +406

      @@davidbeppler3032 nope
      Laura and Travis weren't there for the episode with the Fjord/Jester/Yasha/Iron Shepherds cliffhanger and the others explained that it was because she'd gone into labour. And then right as they went into the break Liam got a message and started to say something about them. As far as we can tell, that was presumably when Ronin was born

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 лет назад +20

      😮... Nooo.... Not "Ronin"! Really?!😕

    • @thomasmusgrave7595
      @thomasmusgrave7595 5 лет назад +307

      @@KickyFut its their fuckin baby are u really complaining about the name

  • @rachelgreenwald7946
    @rachelgreenwald7946 Год назад +260

    I feel I need to share that at 1:13:40 when Sam says “tough” after Fjord, I immediately got an add for ford trucks that’s started with “built ford tough” and I absolutely lost my shit

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 11 месяцев назад +2

      Hah! Nice.

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 4 года назад +2544

    "I'm of child-bearing age"
    I took psychic damage just by hearing that

    • @RealityBoy101
      @RealityBoy101 4 года назад +232

      You will take "Lore Damage" by the time you realize why in future episodes.

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 4 года назад +85

      @@RealityBoy101 dare i ask?
      Edit: i just..... yeah, i realized what that meant... yeah.... really sad

    • @wimtood
      @wimtood 4 года назад +118

      And before that, Sam's panic face as they question Caleb about whether he has kids.

    • @johnpaulcross424
      @johnpaulcross424 4 года назад +11

      Unrelated but what caused everyone to lose it at 1:13:43 ?

    • @RealityBoy101
      @RealityBoy101 4 года назад +101

      @@johnpaulcross424 The joke on Fjord's name. "Fjord Tuff" or "Ford Tough" as in the truck.
      Sam made a truck pun.

  • @LetsLapse
    @LetsLapse 4 года назад +1560

    Jester: "Can you shoot fire from your hand? Can you shoot lightning from your hand? Can you catch things really well?"
    Mollymauk: "You can make a really good mac'n'cheese"
    Everyone: *silence*
    Taliesin's jokes go really underappreciated.

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 4 года назад +7

      Tbh... i dont get it....

    • @Knoxwoodcomix
      @Knoxwoodcomix 4 года назад +94

      @@FatalHog I think it's a reference to the Hamburger Helper mascot being a glove

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 4 года назад +3

      @@Knoxwoodcomix oh....

    • @aduckinlingerie
      @aduckinlingerie 4 года назад +28

      Cameron Wood I thought it was just random and silly

    • @Knoxwoodcomix
      @Knoxwoodcomix 4 года назад +12

      @@aduckinlingerie I thought so too, then I had to pause and dig deeper for a meaning and that's what I came up with 😂

  • @Robocrafter-bq9bq
    @Robocrafter-bq9bq 5 лет назад +2164

    Only Matt Mercer would roll for the results of Rock Paper Scissors between 2 NPCs he's controlling

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 5 лет назад +119

      Nah, I would too. To be fair, he likely had a funny idea for both outcomes and decided to make it actually random for even more fun!

    • @TheodoreMinick
      @TheodoreMinick 5 лет назад +49

      Pretty standard DMing. Odd, the guy on the right, even, the guy on the left. Or high/low.

    • @ethanpeterson5640
      @ethanpeterson5640 4 года назад +50

      *Boulder Parchment Shears

    • @Crimson-1997
      @Crimson-1997 4 года назад +3

      Don't blame him

    • @laserlights9684
      @laserlights9684 2 года назад +8

      *Laughs in tiefling* one of my players tried to throw a bag of unstable potions out the winow of a ship. I had to roll 10 d20 for hits and ALOT of damage it blow the character and the ship up. Sinking and causing more chaos then was already happening. They survived because of a polymorph potion and a nat 20.

  • @no_gaming_talent
    @no_gaming_talent Год назад +589

    Thanks to CWAL for making these
    0:56 Furry mayo
    6:35 BABY
    Recap 10:08
    Game start 12:45
    16:38 Goggles
    21:47 Cute Nott and Caleb Moment
    31:59 Snap!
    43:31 Jester and the Traveler
    50:33 Nott is the best
    58:58 Unsaid agreement
    1:03:19 Naming of the Mighty Nein
    1:08:20 YET
    1:11:56 He really should've changed his hair... (And Fjord's surname)
    1:26:15 Child bearing age
    Break start 1:31:10
    Art start 1:39:54
    Break end 1:48:35
    2:00:22 Bandit time
    2:04:31 Extreme syphillis
    2:23:26 Caleb no- (Also Liam is dedicated, holy fucktarts)
    2:28:59 Caleb has issues
    2:48:09 Watches and Zemnian
    3:12:13 PUMAT (Also clean Caleb)
    Moar art 3:34:19

  • @screamindivr14567
    @screamindivr14567 4 года назад +803

    Can we please talk about how utterly heartbreaking it was to listen to Jester say she'd be alone if she could keep her one friend? Laura Bailey! That was amazing acting. Showing such vulnerability in a character that's been nothing but chipper and playful, and yet make it seem so genuine. I already loved her acting, but now...

    • @TylerBuenoMusic
      @TylerBuenoMusic 3 года назад +16

      My wife plays the same way with her characters. Last night we had an impromtu session of our campaign.. Sadly it was at the same time as CR. But my character was trying to save hers when I was about to die she caved and went with the man who was after her. My character was defeated. We had just admitted we loved each other. I was nearly in tears. But my wife usually has her characters sacrifice her happiness for the cause. Not quite the same as jester but close.

    • @bloodmime
      @bloodmime 3 года назад +6

      Honestly made me tear up

    • @matthewperry9719
      @matthewperry9719 3 года назад +3

      IF I wAS in this cAmpAign I would get up And hug her not my character. Me

  • @adarian
    @adarian 4 года назад +463

    The fact that a group of people who have multiple times claimed syphilis are heading to an inn named "The Leaky Tap" should not be understated.

  • @failedattemptdnd
    @failedattemptdnd Год назад +597

    Marisha cracks a rib sneezing, Laura is pregnant and yet, they continue to play without altering the process. Kuddos, y’all are awesome and dedicated

    • @shantanusakpal6910
      @shantanusakpal6910 11 месяцев назад +9

      That explains the mama bear tees

    • @thefonz8373
      @thefonz8373 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yep I have seen my party stop the game for much less.. That looked painful. At best, I have bitten my tongue when I had an uncontrollable sneeze XD

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph 6 месяцев назад +1

      I didn’t understand it when I first watched it, but just last weekend I think I bruised a rib sneezing and now I get it…it HURTS. Feels better now tho 😊

  • @vahlok1426
    @vahlok1426 3 года назад +3314

    "Anybody who tries to buy me a drink, I slip a silver into their pocket."
    Wow. Talisen is really playing Molly as the type of guy you wouldn't expect to be so nice. Like, he's so kind and generous. I love it.

    • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
      @DannyMakesVideosIGuess 3 года назад +67

      It's such a nice breath of fresh air to come from Percy who was a dick most of the time to Molly who is nice to everyone and protecting Caleb

    • @andrewjustice210
      @andrewjustice210 3 года назад +77

      It’s almost like he is of a chaotic nature….

    • @andromedastormcrow3288
      @andromedastormcrow3288 3 года назад +43

      Molly is amazing

    • @rockassassin64
      @rockassassin64 3 года назад +182

      yeah love him I hope nothing bad ever happens to him

    • @kuroneko1813
      @kuroneko1813 3 года назад +38

      @@rockassassin64 lmao

  • @spacecowboyeddie6803
    @spacecowboyeddie6803 6 лет назад +3744

    Liam: *intricate, well-motivated, and dedicated character dialogue and actions*
    Also Liam: Okay. I squeeze out a single fart and go back to the cart.

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 лет назад +251

      That is why Liam is most commonly one of my favorites. He knows just how serious to be, and he knows when it's right to break tension. I honestly don't mind Marisha and Beau, they can be fun and interesting in their own right, but she could seriously use a few lessons from how Liam played/plays Vax/Caleb.

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 лет назад +160

      Marisha has vastly improved since Keyleth... I think a monk is a much less complicated class, which lets her focus more on the tiny details of her character.
      Liam, being someone who has many years of D&D experience doesn't usually get bogged down by his character, so he can focus on his role-playing more. He does seem to go too dark with his characters, tho. Can be a lil depressing...😓

    • @jarredleboeuf7224
      @jarredleboeuf7224 5 лет назад +36

      @@KickyFut Marisha actually has more DnD experience than Liam.

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 лет назад +17

      Wait... How? Even if they both started at the same time, Liam DM's the one-shots as well as plays DM with his kids.

    • @ShenanigansTVLive
      @ShenanigansTVLive 5 лет назад +35

      @@KickyFut What was the matter when she was Keyleth? (I haven't seen Campaign 1 yet and am working through campaign 2).
      Also, I really like a bit of darkness in the characters.

  • @lucasgray1492
    @lucasgray1492 5 лет назад +194

    When Jester was explaining why she left home Molly just got prouder and prouder and Beau was just so amused

  • @acomet2509
    @acomet2509 2 года назад +488

    “Have you ever killed someone before?”
    “Not like that”
    Oh…Caleb

  • @sillygoose7646
    @sillygoose7646 4 года назад +1222

    The scene with Caleb trying to hide the wand from Jester has such big brother and little sister energy and I love it.

    • @honeysuckel1351
      @honeysuckel1351 4 года назад +73

      Takes a long time to drop the vex and vax habits i guess

    • @quietlodestar
      @quietlodestar 3 года назад +1

      @@lillymountainfarm why did you reply with this to an unrelated comment rather than making it an independent comment?

    • @lillymountainfarm
      @lillymountainfarm 3 года назад +5

      @@quietlodestar I didn’t realize I commented on someone else’s comment when I was trying to comment an independent comment... I apologize

    • @quietlodestar
      @quietlodestar 3 года назад +3

      @@lillymountainfarm you don't need to be sorry, i am in no way upset, i was just a bit confused.

    • @liamduffy733
      @liamduffy733 3 года назад +7

      They’re just reliving past lives

  • @narkingsonthegreat6905
    @narkingsonthegreat6905 6 лет назад +2945

    So if Fjord got together with Jester's mom, would she be a Fjord escort?

    • @easy2bcheesy149
      @easy2bcheesy149 6 лет назад +81

      Narkingson The Great oh gods why

    • @Starcraftgamer97
      @Starcraftgamer97 6 лет назад +422

      He might not be able to aFjord Jester's mom.
      ...
      I'll see myself out.

    • @ZestonN
      @ZestonN 6 лет назад +7

      😂

    • @brofelixthecat8233
      @brofelixthecat8233 6 лет назад +20

      Starcraftgamer97 that was glorious...😂😂

    • @alexanderburke2973
      @alexanderburke2973 6 лет назад +103

      I'd like to Fjord Escape from this train of thought.

  • @TrueRandomPlayer
    @TrueRandomPlayer 2 года назад +1417

    1:13:39 "Have you a surname?"
    Fjord: "No."
    Nott: "Tough."
    Whole table: *Processing.*
    A second later: *Hyena laughter.*

    • @tokyoghettohippy
      @tokyoghettohippy 2 года назад +25

      Could you explain it?

    • @TrueRandomPlayer
      @TrueRandomPlayer 2 года назад +245

      @@tokyoghettohippy Like the truck brand Ford, they always say their trucks are built "Ford Tough". So if Fjord's surname was Tough, he'd be Fjord Tough

    • @tokyoghettohippy
      @tokyoghettohippy 2 года назад +38

      @@TrueRandomPlayer Ooh, I get it! Thank you so much!

    • @pakki6555
      @pakki6555 2 года назад +11

      ​@@TrueRandomPlayer ohhhh i understand now thanks

    • @idankatz8085
      @idankatz8085 Год назад +61

      Sam can cast tasha's hideous laughter in real life

  • @jeniferdavis1858
    @jeniferdavis1858 5 лет назад +578

    Molly just adopted a whole bandit group

  • @Irisedpig
    @Irisedpig 6 лет назад +1114

    If someone doesn't say "Come on, Fjord, focus!" at some point during this campaign I will be sorely disappointed

    • @FonziMarquez
      @FonziMarquez 6 лет назад +51

      Already made a Fjord pun already. Nott asked if he was a Fjord Explorer or a Fjord Escape

    • @BBBness
      @BBBness 6 лет назад +44

      Don't forget the Fjord Mustang.

    • @fnc_sunshine2205
      @fnc_sunshine2205 6 лет назад +37

      Not to mention the Fjord Expedition

    • @MrEndovision
      @MrEndovision 6 лет назад +27

      He is a magic using character, so there is already a fjord focus.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 6 лет назад +19

      He needs to be the host for a party in the local tavern. It would be a
      Fjord Fiesta.

  • @krispinkeyes6542
    @krispinkeyes6542 4 года назад +1660

    "Don't criticize new management until there's been time to take effect!"
    Alright, there it is. I've fallen in love will Molly.

    • @Panda_Steph
      @Panda_Steph 4 года назад +98

      *sips tea* that's unfortunate

    • @krispinkeyes6542
      @krispinkeyes6542 4 года назад +39

      @@Panda_Steph Haha, oh believe me, I know.

    • @Panda_Steph
      @Panda_Steph 4 года назад +92

      @@krispinkeyes6542 honestly same tho. This is my first time watching through campaign 2 and despite knowing Molly's outcome and being like "No do not get attached" .... he's just such a good character that you can't help it.

    • @jackhankins7963
      @jackhankins7963 4 года назад +21

      Haha. Me too. *starts crying*

    • @antoinethename9064
      @antoinethename9064 3 года назад +13

      @@Panda_Steph Oh, well I didn't know. Guess I should enjoy him while I still can :')

  • @witchcitywitch
    @witchcitywitch 2 года назад +264

    Bless Matt for giving us Pumat Sol because if not we never would have Caduceus. Seeing Tal's pure joy at Pumat is just delightful.

  • @jasongreenwood479
    @jasongreenwood479 6 лет назад +2158

    *fast forward a couple years to Willingham-Bailey household*
    “bathtime!”
    *tiny piping voice* “I would like to rage!”

    • @ianbyrne465
      @ianbyrne465 6 лет назад +124

      Jason Greenwood I would love to see them on halloween or something. They dress up as Vox Machina, Travis as Grog, Laura as Vex and baby as like, Scanlan or Pike.
      They can do Mihty Nein by having Travis be Fjord, Laura be Jester and baby be Nott

    • @willferrellssweetnips
      @willferrellssweetnips 6 лет назад +106

      Or maybe put the litte one in a Trinket outfit

    • @booklover900
      @booklover900 6 лет назад +19

      Baby Trinket would be adorable!!

    • @TiliaCordata
      @TiliaCordata 6 лет назад +36

      If his teddy bear gets ripped: "Fix him!"

    • @nathanieldurfee5419
      @nathanieldurfee5419 6 лет назад +31

      "I would like to bathe!"

  • @MerrickTheGreat
    @MerrickTheGreat 5 лет назад +911

    I'm disappointed in the comments no one said anything about Roy Mustang getting the fire gloves

    • @srlong1123
      @srlong1123 5 лет назад +56

      Rob Cormier I can’t believe I missed this.

    • @Ioraek
      @Ioraek 5 лет назад +19

      Haha omg

    • @jpobi9880
      @jpobi9880 5 лет назад +20

      HOLY SHIT.

    • @chriscobb319
      @chriscobb319 5 лет назад +5

      I know right!

    • @stevenmanley8924
      @stevenmanley8924 5 лет назад +15

      THANK YOU! I thought I was alone in dramatically snapping my fingers through that sequence.

  • @JoonVeen
    @JoonVeen 4 года назад +486

    The part where Laura fully roleplays as Jester talking about her bittersweet secret upbringing for like 5 straight minutes what the heck? That's theatre right there!

  • @asgreen33
    @asgreen33 Год назад +619

    Rewatching this, hearing Caleb wake up screaming "TAKE THEM OUT! TAKE THEM OUT!" after knowing his backstory is so damn horrifying/heartbreaking

    • @betweenthedash
      @betweenthedash Год назад +82

      This is my first watch but that moment already left me feeling kinda off, glad to know it’ll pay off later

    • @man0fbronze79
      @man0fbronze79 Год назад +41

      Same. Looking forward to more like this. Liam is always fantstic.

    • @slvaltva1392
      @slvaltva1392 Год назад +25

      Yeah esp considering he just disintegrated a person right after having ptsd from killing someone, rolling shit for so long when using fire and then literally killing two people one after the other with a lucky streak, or unlucky in his case i g

    • @jackgill1550
      @jackgill1550 Год назад +7

      I really don't think it has anything to do with his backstory, he was just shot 3 times. Albeit he took them out but I'd be willing to bet he was just shouting about the arrows and not his backstory. At least Id be thinking about the last thing that happened to me before I died upon waking up again

    • @goose1415
      @goose1415 Год назад +6

      ​@@jackgill1550He said once on Talks Machina I believe that it was related to his backstory

  • @Nixahma
    @Nixahma 3 года назад +1956

    The cast: Please. Please for *once.* Just fucking *once.* Do a normal sponsor.
    Sam:
    Sam: Mayonaise fursona.

    • @thedutchess3
      @thedutchess3 2 года назад +35

      You got the perfect warlock..

    • @voicechatty
      @voicechatty Год назад +29

      @@thedutchess3 Sam's mayo fursona ad seemed like a reaction to his DnD Beyond jingle (C2E7). He may have realized "I need to lower the bar on my ad reads (again) or sponsors will start expecting me to do stuff like this every week" and thought up something unmarketable. Considering the eventual commercial success and immediate recognition of the cast, Sam may have felt uncomfortable with the precedent this ad set: ruclips.net/video/A4BuL886bJA/видео.html
      Also #OpenDnd

    • @gothmissstress
      @gothmissstress Год назад +4

      @@voicechatty makes sense yeah... I think I'd make me feel uncomfortable too. Smart of him

    • @joshuaryals6358
      @joshuaryals6358 Год назад +2

      Sam is the f*cking best

    • @Daniel-ix6nq
      @Daniel-ix6nq 7 месяцев назад +1

      Me who always skips the intro and breaks: I'm sorry, DA FAQ!?

  • @mikayladempsey7157
    @mikayladempsey7157 4 года назад +507

    "I have full faith in untrustworthy people" Taliesin is a gift to humanity with his one-liners

  • @cheezyboy5752
    @cheezyboy5752 3 года назад +2073

    Proper respect for the amount of dedication Liam has towards material components for spells. I always forget in my campaigns XD

    • @Ailieorz
      @Ailieorz 3 года назад +60

      Same, I just did three Identify's today and completely forgot I needed a pearl

    • @Natshuri
      @Natshuri 3 года назад +149

      Honestly his dedication make the wizard so much more interesting and make me want to be more strict about it in my game because it give an othet level of immersion

    • @nateperkins9860
      @nateperkins9860 2 года назад +42

      For many things an arcane focus can take the place of any material component without a gold value

    • @Glmorrs1
      @Glmorrs1 2 года назад +41

      I just started with the second campaign after watching Exandria Unlimited: Calamity (I followed Brennan from Dimension 20), and I can tell right away Liam and Taliesin are old school D&D players. Like 2nd Ed/AD&D old school (where I started because my first DM’s dad taught him to play with AD&D, and my second DM mixed elements of AD&D with 3rd Edition).
      I especially remember my second DM telling us to either describe our spells/skills or give them a new name that our character would use for them. And he was real crunchy with the material components and how much of what coin we had. I’m not sorry that campaign ended the way it did, but I am sorry it ended when it did. I had good reasons for killing the rest of my party*.
      *I was a Chaotic Nuetral Drow rogue who used my position as lead scout to escape the Underdark. A group of traveling adventurers came upon me and instead of befriending me, they captured me and used me to scam small farming towns. They’d release me, I’d kill a cow, scare some poor farmer half to death, and then the rest of the party would show as “drow hunters”. We stage a fight, extort the farmers and townsfolk for what they’ve got, and move on. It’s not how I and our DM thought it would go, but it was funny so we went with it.
      We’d just really “stumbled” upon the main quest our DM had for us, when OOC (out-of-character) bullshit started seeping into our game. Our cleric was dating our ranger and they started having relationship problems, and it got to the point where one would bring up real world shit in the game. Like if we want the cleric the heal anybody the ranger needed to apologize for some high school bullshit drama.
      Then my twin brother, our tank, a half-orc barbarian, came up with a solution and our next session I put it into action. When it came time to make camp for the night, I convinced everyone that I could take watch because I’m a Drow, I can see in the dark, and I only need 4 hours meditation as opposed to 8 hours sleep. I asked the DM if everyone was asleep, rolled a natty 19, and said what my brother told me to say, “I’ve had enough of this being captive bullshit. If they’re all dead asleep, coup de grâces all around. Then I want to take the barbarian’s bag of holding and loot the bodies for everything g valuable, including teeth and hair.”
      Our DM thought it was hilarious, and he was sick of the bullshit, so he just allowed it. The barbarian obviously thought it was funny, the ranger and cleric were pissed as hell, and our mage got confused and asked, “Why the teeth and hair?”
      To sell to goblins. They can use the hair to make ropes and teeth for bullets in their slingshots.

    • @missingaria2503
      @missingaria2503 2 года назад +11

      Unfortunately it was immediately followed by him being the worst kind of drama just to identify items. It was like Tibs was back and shopping again.

  • @thecupcakestealer101
    @thecupcakestealer101 3 года назад +262

    Molly will see a young person and go "is anybody going to raise that" and won't even wait for an answer

  • @Gordyan_Knot
    @Gordyan_Knot 6 лет назад +653

    I like to imagine how *excited* Matt must have been to unveil Pumat Sol for the first time.

    • @kuhswincabauatan2607
      @kuhswincabauatan2607 5 лет назад +29

      He returns is he a recurring character oh god i hope so

    • @chriscobb319
      @chriscobb319 5 лет назад +7

      Time stamp please

    • @Dendrowo
      @Dendrowo 5 лет назад +25

      "what do they look like"
      "they are shaped like a friend"

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 5 лет назад +14

      yeah tight as he goes to describe the firbolg he smiles but it's very obviously pumat's smile for a moment. He's SO EXCITED to introduce this guy that he almost jumped the gun describing him!

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 года назад

      @@chriscobb319 3:10:40

  • @joshholton4712
    @joshholton4712 4 года назад +1041

    Critical Role in a nutshell :
    In a battle, can't roll for anything.
    Random pointless events, rolling natural 18s, 19s, and 20s.

    • @belindaluna2067
      @belindaluna2067 4 года назад +27

      Well, there was the door. And those horses.

    • @NoscoSays
      @NoscoSays 4 года назад +18

      Especially after Taliesin gave away the Snitch.

    • @mastermuffles7097
      @mastermuffles7097 4 года назад +18

      That just sounds like normal D&D

    • @daviddeis6613
      @daviddeis6613 4 года назад

      NoscoSays rip the snitch

    • @VividWyzard
      @VividWyzard 3 года назад

      @@NoscoSays what’s the snitch

  • @GregPivo87
    @GregPivo87 4 года назад +948

    I like to imagine the original Ruby of the Sea song was a very beautiful work of art, it brought tears to your eyes if you ever heard it.
    4 or 5 rounds of Narrative Telephone later, "The Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever!"

    • @snoproblem
      @snoproblem 3 года назад +47

      More of a jingle, really.

    • @thejanitor3337
      @thejanitor3337 3 года назад +8

      @@snoproblem Not after R Morgan Slade got his hands on it!

    • @anamitraroy1681
      @anamitraroy1681 3 года назад

      Can you link the original song?

    • @GregPivo87
      @GregPivo87 3 года назад +25

      @@anamitraroy1681 It was a joke that there was once a beautiful song that got eroded & eroded as people kept singing it from memory of memory of memory. Much like Narrative Telephone takes a well-told story and turns it into "I'm Beau! I'm fuckin' Beau, I'm Beau, fuckin', Beauregard Lionett! I'm fuckin' Beau!"

    • @clavisno9197
      @clavisno9197 3 года назад +3

      well from the wording, as Laura is describing it with 'three guys at a time', small group around at once. it's more then just a simple lay.

  • @Plasstyre
    @Plasstyre 2 года назад +346

    I love how wholesome the group can be, from Nott's birthday to the way they cared about Jester's past, to Matthew really caring when Marisha hurt herself, it's all just so precious.

    • @jerau2990
      @jerau2990 2 года назад +23

      Matt caring for Marisha was real sweet, but remember they are married IRL😃

    • @davesmith3330
      @davesmith3330 Год назад +5

      That makes it better.

    • @jasongustafson2691
      @jasongustafson2691 Год назад +14

      I mean ... his wife. I would very much hope he cares about his wife.

  • @BornAScout
    @BornAScout 4 года назад +520

    1:03:55 the moment the legend was born. Don't get me wrong, I started watching during campaign 1 and loved every moment. But there's a big difference between being introduced to Vox Machina (already established) and getting to see the M9 pick their name and start coming into their own.

    • @adarian
      @adarian 4 года назад +35

      Well, Vox Machina was not their first name before the show. It was "The S.H.I.T.'s" Super High Intensity Team when they played at home but they changed that when they were discussing doing the stream, a good decision overall I would say.

    • @BornAScout
      @BornAScout 4 года назад +48

      @@adarian I know, but it's less of the name and more of them becoming a party. Neither VM or M9 started out working together, and when they did it was for convenience, until they trusted each other and formed a strong bond. VM became a connected party pre-stream; & I thought it was cool to watch that happen with the M9

    • @izstrella
      @izstrella 4 года назад +6

      It did feel really...important.
      **The Critters will remember that.**

    • @IrisCorven
      @IrisCorven 4 года назад +11

      It's not even so much that we get to see them pick their name. It's the fact that it came so naturally.
      "The Mighty! Yeah!"
      "What are some cool words in Zemnian?"
      "We are the Mighty Nein."
      Like, in the space of 15 seconds, they found it. That's crazy.

    • @azyiasteelheart8053
      @azyiasteelheart8053 4 года назад +14

      Its exactly why I struggled to get into Campaign 1. We missed this entire part of the story of how they came together as a party and why they treat each other in certain manners, where as we get to see the Mighty Nein from the very start, and it is a joy to watch the journey from beginning to end.

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 4 года назад +1761

    “I’m gonna go take care of my wife for a minute”
    I love Matt so much

  • @marianoflibrarian2401
    @marianoflibrarian2401 4 года назад +1173

    Caleb can barely hit an enemy with the exception of a random bandit with 39 damn damage.

    • @lazynoodle6739
      @lazynoodle6739 3 года назад +122

      He needs to pretend to have extreme syphilis every time before battle then. Tha's the only way

    • @jan-ema
      @jan-ema 3 года назад +85

      @@lazynoodle6739 "i cast extreme syphilis"

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 3 года назад +11

      @@lazynoodle6739 That or scream real loud "I got the clap" that works too

    • @matttale7918
      @matttale7918 3 года назад +6

      Meanwhile when fighting a Manticore he can barely hit anything 😂

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 3 года назад +3

      @@matttale7918 Have you ever played dungeons and dragons? It's all in the roll of the dice.

  • @ghostie165
    @ghostie165 2 года назад +686

    Caleb: Look over here
    Beau: *looks over at him wearing the stolen goggles*
    Caleb: you look like a nerd
    Beau: *awkward silence*
    Caleb: .... :)

    • @Yasha277
      @Yasha277 9 месяцев назад +2

      Thank you for the transcript.

  • @TheWereman84
    @TheWereman84 5 лет назад +714

    One day, I will be caught up. Until then tho, every day is Thursday for me.

    • @nicolekelly2974
      @nicolekelly2974 4 года назад +2

      Argentumlobo Wolf Are you caught up yet?

    • @itsthatsimple9035
      @itsthatsimple9035 4 года назад +5

      Please mate we need to know, are you caught up yet?

    • @TheWereman84
      @TheWereman84 4 года назад +9

      Lol i just now got notification about how i actually had replies to this. I was at one point caught up, but stopped watching not long into the second campaign. It just didn't hold me like the first campaign did. I might try again in the future

    • @leonw5956
      @leonw5956 4 года назад +9

      Yes and sometimes it's Thursday two times a day

    • @bf3kInGzz
      @bf3kInGzz 4 года назад +3

      @@leonw5956 ive had 3 thursdays today

  • @amabelduffy9440
    @amabelduffy9440 4 года назад +609

    This man really just lays on the table for 5 minutes, huh? The character dedication is incredible

    • @DredgenStorm
      @DredgenStorm 4 года назад +100

      He took a page from Travis's book. In C1 he held a pose when petrified for roughly 5-10 minutes. I hope to one day be this dedicated to my roleplaying

    • @columbo908
      @columbo908 3 года назад +17

      You can tell everyone has fun. But Liam and Travis really just go for it.

    • @applejuice8271
      @applejuice8271 3 года назад +3

      I was looking for a comment on this. Laughing so hard rn😂😂😂

  • @geordannik
    @geordannik 6 лет назад +2427

    I've only recently started watching critical role, and have until this point been convinced Liam is very socially awkward.
    Turns out he's just an amazing actor, lol

    • @skarrynight3360
      @skarrynight3360 5 лет назад +32

      Me too

    • @amandaking1463
      @amandaking1463 5 лет назад +407

      He is an incredible actor, but he has also said that he's pretty socially awkward irl. I think it's just hard for us to tell bc we see him around close friends all the time. It helps that he's such a goofball and a sweetheart.

    • @Chibipayne
      @Chibipayne 5 лет назад +96

      If you watch the between the sheets, most of them are socially awkward. Ashley was the worst prior to meeting Bryan

    • @remlewis1111
      @remlewis1111 5 лет назад +9

      what part of this episode tipped you off?

    • @elliotlea5457
      @elliotlea5457 5 лет назад +16

      @@remlewis1111 Presumably the bit with the firbolgs

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 2 года назад +966

    1:27:15
    Nott: I'm of child-bearing age.
    Jester: Oh!
    Nott: Somewhere between 6 and 9.
    Jester: 👁👄👁

    • @bananasbloha
      @bananasbloha Год назад +78

      Goblins are full adult at age 8 in DnD lore, but *spoiler* so what she saying is that her age are between 16 and 22 by human and *spoiler* standarts. Pretty huge range,but makes perfect sense in her situation.

    • @sof_t_
      @sof_t_ Год назад +48

      Marisha: *quietly dying in the background*

    • @agathiandevaraj9757
      @agathiandevaraj9757 6 месяцев назад +15

      Its funnier if you know that Sam set Scanlan's age as 69, and set Nott's age between 6 and 9

  • @sherlockbones8446
    @sherlockbones8446 3 года назад +639

    Imagine thinking you found some easy marks and then your leader gets knocked into the air by a lollipop and incinerated by 3 rays of pure fire.

    • @Ston3D.FreeN7
      @Ston3D.FreeN7 Год назад +39

      Can't wait to see the lolipop animated whenever they do the TV show.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Год назад +8

      I would be both humored and horrified

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 6 лет назад +2986

    I know Matt would be too humble to accept this praise, but I just can't believe how creative he is. The countless names of places and stores, the voices, the character descriptions, the layout of the map... I'll bet the party could throw a wrench into the daily plans and just say "We want to go here today!" and he'd have the entire town mapped out and ready for them to explore, plus have quests and stuff for them good to go.

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 6 лет назад +227

      Abelhawk or maybe he has mad good improv skills and a bunch of maps and characters ready to go that could be anywhere. When I improv DM I just hang on to some random maps like tavern map, arena map, grove map etc. And if they go off the plan I just start plugging in resources and people, so in a way it doesn't matter where they go they still run into my content so its kinda illusion of choice lol.
      Great way to use anything they missed or characters that died or weren't really interacted with. Don't throw it away keep that stuff to plug in elsewhere. Someone like Mercer probably has a gigantic backlog to pull random characters and maps from.

    • @amandadube156
      @amandadube156 6 лет назад +122

      fieldy409 this right here is like, 80-90% of good dming. Source: am DM for 14 years counting. You'd be surprised how much you can be prepared for with so little prep time, with practice.

    • @TheOneAverageJoe
      @TheOneAverageJoe 6 лет назад +84

      Abelhawk I mean, he did plan out their drug shopping so I have to agree with you

    • @AdventuresHobbies
      @AdventuresHobbies 6 лет назад +4

      Agreed

    • @writinggamer8059
      @writinggamer8059 6 лет назад +65

      He is a great storyteller but this is a common skill for writers and storytellers to have. The bonus is with his acting ability for voices. Having the skill to create characters and worlds is just like people who have a skill for math. He could be a novelist and really create this world in depth outside of the game or campaign guide. All of the groundwork is done.

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +248

    29:28 Caleb being so excited to analyze magical items is _adorable_
    It reminds me of when one has a special interest or hyperfixation, which is really nice as I have both towards different things.

  • @friskybitzboi
    @friskybitzboi 2 года назад +358

    Beau went jabbed Caleb directly in his trauma without even realizing- amazing

  • @madelineslack8797
    @madelineslack8797 4 года назад +1632

    Matt mouthing "I love you" to Marisha at 1:49:19? Better than therapy, healing,,, who needs medicine

    • @Juneberryknight
      @Juneberryknight 4 года назад +135

      The Sophisticated Orange you could say they were healing words

    • @Cedalion
      @Cedalion 4 года назад +94

      i’m crying it’s so pure they’re so adorable

    • @farewell.wanderlust
      @farewell.wanderlust 4 года назад +50

      so. cute. brain cannot function. time to *melt.*

    • @myoldusernamewascursed
      @myoldusernamewascursed 4 года назад +25

      No shit. Teared up a little.

    • @pixiekit
      @pixiekit 4 года назад +34

      I didn’t catch it before, but his face when he says it too much

  • @Beesbeeswhatsonthemenu
    @Beesbeeswhatsonthemenu 5 лет назад +442

    Matt Mercer meowing in an unamused manner was never something I knew I needed.

  • @potatostuck3270
    @potatostuck3270 6 лет назад +1036

    1:16:45 "SHE HAS SEX FOR MAH-NEY!" made me spit out my drink, oh my god

    • @thomassmart4088
      @thomassmart4088 5 лет назад +14

      "...the best lay everrrr!"

    • @StarrTheWitch
      @StarrTheWitch 5 лет назад +1

      A few years ago, I would have ran far the other direction if i heard something like this, but now, I don't even flinch

    • @frusteratedpenguin
      @frusteratedpenguin 4 года назад +4

      @@thomassmart4088 it sounds better in the original infernal

  • @amh5ify
    @amh5ify Год назад +451

    Matt’s look when he realizes how hurt Marisha is 😭😭
    HIM MOUTHING I LOVE YOU AHHHH

    • @kiap.4178
      @kiap.4178 Год назад +5

      Whats the timestamp

    • @Stromm_Lordd_Games
      @Stromm_Lordd_Games Год назад +22

      1:49:19

    • @Alirosa937
      @Alirosa937 Год назад +4

      does anyone know how she got hurt?

    • @XCrisCrossed
      @XCrisCrossed Год назад +17

      @@Alirosa937 when she twisted around to sneeze she did it so hard that she basically strained the muscle/cartilage around her rib area lmfao

  • @hem9483
    @hem9483 4 года назад +654

    Caleb screaming “TAKE THEM OUT, TAKE THEM OUT” is hilariously crazy devotion to a character.

    • @carrotandpeas
      @carrotandpeas 3 года назад +34

      It's horribly sad in hindsight 😞

    • @allyzxc
      @allyzxc 3 года назад +8

      @@carrotandpeas Do you know what episode we find out what it's from? On my first watch after catching up with Campaign 1.

    • @carrotandpeas
      @carrotandpeas 3 года назад +7

      @@allyzxc I'm not that far, sorry. I know because I willingly received spoilers, but I only know that it's past episode 30. Though there are hints of it sprinkled throughout the show, I'm not sure when they're gonna reveal that bit. I'll come back here(if I remember) when I reach that part though. Currently on episode 29, and the only bit that kinda references that is when Caleb tells Beau and Nott why he's afraid of fire, and honestly I can't remember what episode that's from either, but it should be around here.

    • @allyzxc
      @allyzxc 3 года назад +2

      @@carrotandpeas No worries, thanks for letting me know! I'll keep on watching in anticipation then! :P

    • @Kuzoto
      @Kuzoto 3 года назад +5

      @@allyzxc Hey, here from episode 49 and it was in 48 if you haven't already got that far 🙂

  • @danieljohnson1951
    @danieljohnson1951 5 лет назад +257

    "I have extreme syphilis..." when your terrible deception roll turns into a successful Intimidation check.

  • @yancyeet9376
    @yancyeet9376 4 года назад +494

    Liam: "He was... burned alive, in front of me"
    Marisha: "Yeah, you did that, though"

    • @Companion92
      @Companion92 3 года назад +7

      The "fun" of rewatching

  • @gregfahlgren7501
    @gregfahlgren7501 Год назад +174

    I adored Vex, but Jester is Laura in her purest form. Completely adorable and utterly terrifying.

  • @stanklepoot
    @stanklepoot 6 лет назад +432

    "Would you agree that the previous leadership of this group has probably failed you on some level?" Damn, that was probably the funniest line yet.

    • @last2nkow
      @last2nkow 6 лет назад +1

      oh those poor brigands... XD

    • @sandragoodhew2885
      @sandragoodhew2885 5 лет назад +8

      Do not criticize New Management until it's had time to take full effect!

    • @Syverence
      @Syverence 23 дня назад

      bro held a whole hr meeting with the brigands

  • @kevinthegreat19
    @kevinthegreat19 6 лет назад +531

    I hope Jester starts saying "The Lollipop Guild send their regards." when she uses her lollipop.

    • @camryncormier4220
      @camryncormier4220 5 лет назад +6

      This freaked me out solely because my friends named Kevin was recently in our schools production of the wizard of oz and this is all he’d sing for the longest time 😂😂😂😂👏🏻

  • @DarkseedAlpha
    @DarkseedAlpha 6 лет назад +332

    "We rolled a new character sheet" is now the official term of 2018 for any couple who is newly expecting.

  • @jimmyhassett3179
    @jimmyhassett3179 Год назад +284

    Laura: you stole a blind mans food and money
    Sam: i am the best
    i laughed so hard i spat out my coffee

  • @estri5402
    @estri5402 5 лет назад +779

    14:18
    Kaleb: He was burned alive in front of me
    Beau: Yeah but you did that though

    • @brennag7962
      @brennag7962 4 года назад +51

      (Spoilers)
      If you're from the future, y'all know how frickin sad this statement is 😭

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 4 года назад +45

      Me knowing Caleb’s backstory: *ääääghh*

    • @nitidiuscula
      @nitidiuscula 4 года назад +25

      @@froggdoggs8551 right???!?!!!?!!! 😫Rewatching these early episodes there is soooo much foreshadowing

    • @dylandenney3980
      @dylandenney3980 4 года назад +8

      @@nitidiuscula and even some fjoreshadowing

  • @justiceiro47
    @justiceiro47 4 года назад +163

    3:17:31
    "oh, that´s some wizard stuff"
    i don´t know why, but i love that line. pumat just nonchalantly making an almost meta commentary.
    i just love it.

    • @Hannah99TW
      @Hannah99TW 3 года назад +3

      It's even funnier because he himself IS A WIZARD

  • @Kyuukami
    @Kyuukami 3 года назад +797

    The ruby of the sea song is one of my favorite moments (1:17:27). Matt and Marisha just giggling uncontrollably, Travis saying "I'm fucking dead, I'm dead, what was that", Liam & Taliesin and Sam saying "it sounds better in the original infernal," together and Laura just regretting it as soon as it came out of her mouth. I laugh every time I watch it.

    • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
      @DannyMakesVideosIGuess 3 года назад +39

      Liam and Sam just proving once again that they are most certainly husband and husband

    • @harmony8623
      @harmony8623 2 года назад +3

      Can someone please explain why it’s funny? I really don’t understand it

    • @floofzykitty5072
      @floofzykitty5072 2 года назад +28

      @@harmony8623 anime dub voice actors get a lot of flak and harassment online just for doing their jobs, and a lot of it is from people who don’t have the linguistic knowledge to even tell what good Japanese voice acting sounds like.
      “It sounds better in the original Infernal” = “It sounds better in the original Japanese”
      Most if not all of them have done dub VA so they gave all experienced this

    • @thecharredremain
      @thecharredremain 2 года назад +2

      Same! One of my favorite moments ever

  • @k.whatever9046
    @k.whatever9046 3 года назад +273

    2:48:32
    nott: "a clockenticken"
    caleb, fond and exasperated: "u are adorably hecking wrong right now"
    nott, proud regardless: "ive been picking up bits and pieces of ur language"
    god i ADORE these too

    • @MammothMorals
      @MammothMorals Год назад +3

      Two *

    • @Twurkkk
      @Twurkkk Год назад

      @@MammothMorals You're correcting a year old comment? You're the one that looks dumb.

  • @TheMonkeyDuke
    @TheMonkeyDuke 6 лет назад +1278

    I think it cannot be overstated how much I LOVE Liams' dedication to his character.
    We are not worthy to have Caleb in our lives!

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 6 лет назад +64

      smelly hobo German wizard is best wizard

    • @shadycactus6146
      @shadycactus6146 6 лет назад +59

      i thought caleb seemed a bit bland at first but now he's my favorite and i have added him to my bucket of characters that are really good at punching me in the heart

    • @SolrSurfr3
      @SolrSurfr3 6 лет назад +43

      It's gotten to the point where it's weird listening to him not speaking in a German accent

    • @Nikelaos_Khristianos
      @Nikelaos_Khristianos 6 лет назад +37

      I think the only thing more dedicated to Caleb than Liam is Nott.

    • @pancakesoup1853
      @pancakesoup1853 6 лет назад +6

      Nicholas Scheckter that was beautiful

  • @estri5402
    @estri5402 5 лет назад +420

    17:27
    Beau, putting on the goggles: Its like night vision- its like I can see things
    Kaleb: look at me
    Beau:*turns to him*
    Kaleb: you look like a nerd

    • @VitaNewbo
      @VitaNewbo 4 года назад +15

      Says guy who later drops 150 gold on Paper and Ink alone.

    • @trinifernandez8870
      @trinifernandez8870 4 года назад +4

      true sibiling dynamic right there