Critical Role - Rage Quit
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- Опубликовано: 4 июл 2018
- A trio of Rage quits from Travis, Laura, and Marisha. When you just have to walk away before you tip the table in frustration. This is the hallmark of a good D&D game, engaged players, and passionate storylines. This is what makes Critical role.
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Grogs lost Rage - ruclips.net/video/ANVdNE9qzt8/видео.html
always loved laura’s “i’m pregnant!” as she’s walking away. what a perfect quick tension-breaker for everybody, she’s got such a great awareness
It was awkward for like half a second and then just her little almost goblin like announcement saved it. 😅
@@alanguillermo3145 Yeah, i think she realized she let out an unjustified, hormone driven, too serious of a spat, in front of everyone and said that to recover the room and probably herself as well.
@@lyianx Hormones are no joke, man. The worst thing is that after losing your mind for 1 second you realize how ridiculous the situation is and the shame comes. I'm glad they were able to laugh about it.
Still not sure who did what to make her snap like that. Was it Travis laughing at ... something?
@@Daktangle She was upset for no reason, and almost took it out on everyone. Caleb was unconscious, and Molly hadn't gotten to do anything yet, and she got mad that using an offensive spell as a Cleric in that situation didn't work out.
You can practically hear Matt's thought;
"Oo, she didn't make it. Okay Mercer, just approach this like you would an angry bear."
Hunter Webster 420 likes nice
Well she was looking at him like an angry bear lol
Laura had a death glare for a whiiiiile
Time stamp?
Ok ok she isn’t Laura right now she’s trinket. Be very careful...
She knew how awkward she made it by saying "Laugh it up" and then leaving, so she quickly made it into a humorous scenario even though she most likely did feel what she said initially.
Sometimes in the middle of an outburst like that you realize that maybe your hormones are to blame so she explained herself before going to cool off. It’s perfectly understandable.
Unlucky dice and pregnancy hormones made an unfortunate combo, I think she also realised that if she weren't pregnant she wouldn't have minded as much, so she decided to joke about it on her way out
We have a rule that if we do feel strong emotions over a game, that we can leave however we want but the rest of the table is going to laugh it off. It helps people feel like they can come back easier, when they're oky again. Laughter is the only way to cope in DND lol.
@@antonymilne1346 Matt almost ended up in Dice Jail
They should have add the roll she made for level 3 heal and the rage she had
Marsha: "IM SO ANGRY"
Matt: "I love that woman"
Matt Translated: "Shes so cute when shes angry"
That shit was so damn adorable
Marisha sounds like she wants to cleave someone in half with a great sword when she's angry (for those confused, Marisha goes full Laura S. Arceid from Trails of Cold Steel when she gets angry)
when the money's stolen you can tell her first reaction is actually mad at Matt
Bold strategy, telling your wife you've stolen all her money.
really hate when men downplay women's anger as being 'cute' -_-
Last section:
I love how everyones reaction to losing their money is " Imma MURDER whoever did this" and Caleb's like " Do I have my motherf***ing books? Yes? Ok I'm fine"
Caleb's character quirks aside, a Wizard without a spellbook is no better than a random commoner. He'd have to start a totally new spellbook, and the spells are about 100 gold per spell level to copy into the book from somewhere.
@@rupert003 this was part of what made me love Monk. Take away all the items from the other classes, n almost all will be weak as a kitten. Technically, a warlock would still have their pact item, n be able to cast spells, a Bard could maybe still sing, if n a rogue could still sneak n do sneak attack, with a max of 1+5+10d6, but wizards, sorcerers, rangers, fighters, barbarians, would hit like little girl's.
Meanwhile, the Monk is always ready. They're just as ready in the middle of a dungeon, as they are in the bath tub
@@Trojianmaru Nope, you can't sneak attack with your bare hands. You need a Weapon wich can use Dex
Edit: with the property Finesse, if it's a melee weapon.
ShinjiKun you can use an improvised weapon
@@michaelsullivan6734 an improvised weapon that your MJ let you use as finesse weapon or as ranged weapon, then yes.
ashley saying "...i would like to rage." in the calmest voice is my favorite thing ever lol.
"For now that's just a placeholder!"
The politest calmest barbarian
Somehow it’s much more scary that way
@@joshuawright4198 I think there is a TV trope page for that.
Found it! tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TranquilFury
I feel that's how Yasha rages, she's not some raging behemoth like Grog, she's more of a tranquil fury where she's stalking towards you but if you sensed her emotions, she'd be hulk level rage
Laura is my favorite 😂 "IM PREGNANT!"
Never get on the bad side of a pregnant woman.
Which episode was that again?
Having had 2 babies myself, I can tell you that “IM PREGNANT” is a legit reason for pretty much anything....lol
We were living with my aunt when my mother was pregnant with my little sister. My mother asked if we could get a dog. My aunt told her "No", and we were broken into. My aunt said she learned from that to never deny a pregnant woman what she wants.
@@Triss_Joy That should be a warning to Matt when Marisha and he become parents-to-be, never get on the bad side of a pregnant woman whose dice aren't working for her.
Idk what it is about Sam constantly ragging on Laura's dice horde and superstition, but totally going along with the whole "these dice are wrong and bad!" when she was upset is so wholesome to me?
While i don't doubt he cares for his friends even when he's being a dick, at that moment, he's sitting next to an unhappy pregnant woman. He has a few kids, so he knows the danger. Cynically, i'm gonna say he was being equal parts caring and acting in his own self interest. It's best to not be a target. XD
@@thehellfirewolf13 He's trying to defuse her rage with humor, trying to make her and the group laugh. He's not making fun of her to be a dick.
He’s a good friend.
I love Marishas rage cuz she's so animated when she does it, even her clothes are angry.
She's a physically expressive person, her entire body is used along with her words for communication 😌😊😂
Yeah, Liam knows best 😂
1:48
Travis's wonderful dramatic exit, followed shortly by the highest-pitched *"FUUUCK!!"* I have ever heard from a person with that low of a voice.
He doesn't actually take a bite of wood, does he?
cause the crunch on that thing made me wonder
@@LeftHandStu No no, that was actually chicken. Sam was just being Sam Riegel and joking about it.
I died
Think you put down the wrong time stamp
Matt’s “I love that woman” at the end is BY FAR the best part 😂
It's the best.. Especially since they just got married in the last year.
So sweet.
So, hold on. Are matt and marisha married? Cause i thought Talisen and Marisha were a thing
Elessar Mithrandir yes Matt and Marisha got married in 2017 I think? And they’ve been dating since before the streams started! Taliesin and Marisha are just good friends and affectionate with each other :)
@@emialice3825 jep, was in 2017 before the M9 started, and they are all very affectionate to eachother since they are best buds/family
Grog's Worst Day Ever after losing versus Kern will ALWAYS make me laugh. Travis' distant "FAAAAAAACK!!!" is just perfection.
The only other situation that I loved more is when you can hear Laura and Travis scream about the Magic Carpet from the backroom.
That, was so heartbreaking and so hilarious too.
Now I'm imagining Knuckles screaming that! It's amazing!
Remember the giant in the underdark? The one they charmed and it crushed his ale barrel? That was pretty bad...
Nah, Grogs worst day was much later on, where he rolled 4 natural 1s and failed every one of four rounds of strikes while Pike and a guest got nat 20s and never missed
4:20
Even as she's walking away and snapping "I'M PREGNANT!" at everyone, she's too goddamn cute to handle.
Travis, ya lucky bugger.
And you know you don't mess with a pregnant woman in Rage. Because she will END you then eat you for breakfast.
She's like a little gremlin.
"IMPREGNANT >8c"
@@Linogewillkillallofy ive never seen her dash off or even stand out of anger until or after this moment.
Not trying to white knight for her or anything but you do know people are allowed to get mad when things dont go their way right? None of them throw super childish temper tantrums
Linoge Z
Dude if you had a literal baby inside of you stretching out your stomachs with all of your hormones spiraling out of control you would get mad as well I promise you
@@Linogewillkillallofy Also don't comment on the attractiveness of a woman infinitely more talented and accomplished than you. Whenever you think to do that just remember that no one is trying to attract you, literally no one is worrying about if they turn you on.
you are missing the most important rage. when vax shaves grog travis got soooo mad
And the one where Sam reveals his Red Skins shirt.
Grog headbutting a giant also comes to mind
Travis got so mad his pecs pulsated
Thing is that wasn't a Rage quit, because he immediately got up and confronted Vax.
This about the rages where you cant do anything but walk from the table and scream.
Except for the Ashley one which I think was just there for spice.
I agree. Travis got so mad he broke a mechanical pencil
"Oh, yeah, laugh! Laugh it up! IM PREGNANT!!!!" - Laura Bailey, 2018.
do not laugh when your pregnant wife is irritated. its clear thats what pushed her to the walk away point. but that capper of the "I'm Pregnant" is her showing she knows she over reacting but its the pregnantcy pushing her.
Was she farting while getting up 😂😂
"Do. I. have. my. mother. f***ing. books?"
7:21 Im pretty sure if Matt had said no this quickly would have become Liam rages and proceeds to burn the whole damn town to the ground
Not without his spell book
*You can take all his two coins but never mess with Caleb's books*
@@peanut1340 Wizards can auctally use the last spells they had prepared and thier cantrips all he would have lost if his book was stolen was unprepared spells
@@newsance2u It’s not about his spellbook. That’s a hard hit to Caleb, but could be replaced.
It’s the other book. The one he doesn’t let anyone read.
@@peanut1340 He has keen mind lol, he knows all of his spells even without the spell book!
3:05 Everyone can tell pregnant Laura is losing it and they're all terrified
The way Matt kept apologizing "I'm so sorry Laura." I have no context as I hven't gotten to Campaign 2, but I can tell it had been a rough day by just Matt's reaction and Travis' concern
Legit LOL'd at "I'M PREGNANT!!" as Laura stomps away
Kills me every goddamn time 😂
I really feel for them, but it's also objectively hilarious when they quit like this. My favourite thing wasn't actually any particular rage, but Matt's face when he saw Laura get up to leave--so much concern for his friend! The cast is lovely.
Isabelle Li It got super tense in that moment too! I'm glad that Laura broke the ice though and it just let that tension out instead of just keeping it in. I love Critical Role so much!! So glad to witness such a beautiful family ❤
I couldn't stop staring at Travis during this scene. He was just watching like "oh shit she's super mad."
...
And then he chuckled.
Yeah the “I’m pregnant!!” really broke the tension, and explained pretty succinctly her rage wasn’t at the game, she was just having a rough day. It was very clever :)
poor laura!! pregnant hormones + D&D bad luck is a horrible combo
Never piss off a pregnant Cleric.
I think thats why she shouted "I'm pregnant!" As she stomps off to let her friends know "I'm OK, just that, y'know I have the deep irresistible urge to murder everyone"
I loved that evil "No..." of Matt when they asked if they still have their money.
Plus the sequential faces of shock when Matt says Molly and Fjord's names.
Poor Mercer.. My hubby says "I love that woman.." with that same tone of equal parts admiration & fear when I'm raging, too! XD
Angry women are awesome. Roll above a 12 on a d20 and the night turns out SPECTACULARLY. Roll a nat 1 and you get your shit and you set on fire though. It is a fun roll of the dice.
However, you have to keep in mind when the angry woman is rolling literal dice poorly then you default get a nat 1.
@@Midnight-wh2bs I remember one time Laura went full "AAAAUGH!" at her dice and Travis said "Calm down babe." and all I could think was "TRAVIS NOOO....BAD..."
raging as barbarian or raging as yourself?haha
Alternate title: Critical Rage
4:20 There was so much fucking tension in the room and Laura completely dissolved it with the "I'm Pregnant", She totally saved that from getting any more awkward.
"I love that woman" truly the best man
Long hair Liam feels weird
you mean Caleb.
Vax
He should get it back with the beard. Give himself the classic Caleb.
nik700 Honestly, I'm surprised he didn't keep the goatee he had for one episode. It suited him well.
i downvote you. never will caleb be better than vaxildan
Marisha: *rages over her missing gold”
Matt: “I love that woman.”
Me: “d’awwww”
There is no rage like a pregnant rage
Edit: I am actually now pregnant myself so I can speak from experience
Edit #2: Thanks for the likes everyone!!! For those asking, baby is doing great :) can't wait to introduce him to DnD when he's old enough!
Fear a pregnant barbarian then
Congrats.
Awwwwww
@@1timemelody1 you should check out dimension 20. There is a pregnant barbarian that gives birth after falling 600 feet and got a nat 20 on pushing. It was something to behold lmao
@@BisexualWrath "A nat 20 on pushing." Not a phrase i'd ever expect to read lol.
7:22 the look that comes over liam's face when he realizes that caleb's books might be gone will never not be priceless
Travis "it's not you baby its the dice" and Laura completely ignores him. Don't piss of the pregnant lady! lmao
Fun fact: this was the video that finally made me start watching CR. Now, two years later, CR owns my soul
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@@TPBurrow i shall do so, benevolent prophet!
@@TPBurrow which episode was this again?
It's interesting that we had more angry walk aways in the second campaign already. You kinda missed Travis breaking a mechanical pencil and Marisha got pretty frustrated with Raishan several times.
Semper Ludens Travis was memeing I think
Lower Levels are always more Rage inducing because in the higher levels of a character, you got more Options and less risk when things go wrong. When you're in the probably levels 3 - 5, every single spell, attack, and hit point is a precious drop of water in the desert, so seeing it go up in flames fills people with a way more powerful rage.
I love the flashback, but I really only consider Laura's babyrage as an actual rage quit. The others just seem a lot more like method acting to me and they acted right after Matt called break time.
I always figured Laura just had to go to the bathroom or something and just hammed it up on her way out.
I would agree if she wasn't so visibly angry for the like 10 minutes of failing rolls leading up to the leave.
5:16 just watch Travis' face. I love that guy.
asdasdasdasd714 everyones losing their shit and Travis is just giggling, good god xD
Easiest motivator in D&D to get the players on track; Have someone steal their money.
I prefer dropping dragons on my players. It always gets them moving at pace
@@TPBurrow Well yes but moving TOWARD a goal instead of away?
@@GZilla311 I am not that fussy, going anywhere is better than analysis paralysis setting in. I wrote that 2 years ago, I have got better at finding motives than Dragons from above, but I still hold it in reserve:)
"Do I have my motherf**king books?"
Laura had the best, "IM PREGNANT !!!" reaction/ excuse i ever heard..
if you have a better story of the, "IM PREGNANT !!!" reaction/ excuse, i would love to hear it..
yeah the bad roles are irritating to her but its her husband laughing at it that tips the emotional scale but the "Im Pregnant" is so great.
Totally and completely unrelated, but my weird brain noticed that Travis looks like he has neko ears because of the light fixture behind him at 3:56
To quote Grog, "KITTY!".
Aww but the end is so sweet.
"I love that woman."
Marisha: *flips a chair*
Matt: "I love that woman"
The cast is so cute with their reaction to Laura! Travis is so encouraging when he said to her "it's not you baby, its the dice". Soo cute!
I have an intelligence of 6! I know what I am doing.
*Marisha rage quits* "I love that woman!"
Whenever Laura and Marisha rage, Travis’s face is the best, like the lorgest puppy.
5:53 BEEEAAUUU is my favorite part
It's fascinating how the whole gang effectively covers for Laura for the mistake of saying that she casts the spell on rank 2 (which she did), but everyone immediately comes out and tries to say "oh no, she totally said level 3".
''I love that woman''
AWWWWWWWW WTF MATT thats so sweet but this is no time to be making my heart melt!!
Never mind Marisha’s rage, Taliesin looks like he’s boutta full-on Grog rage when he finds out his money is gone too!
Travis and Marisha’s rage quit is like the funny over the top rage and Laura’s is the “oh no we’re going to die” scary rage.
"DO I HAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING BOOKS," made me a bit nervous when I first watched it, but now that I've finished the show, I know why he would have completely lost his SHIT if he lost THAT book. PHEW.
So THAT'S why they call him Strongjaw.
Matt when Marisha is mad: I love that woman 😍😍 Travis when Laura is mad: *panic*
Angry pregnant ladies are scary. Angry wives carry the potential of angry sex.
7:23 As a fellow Wizard player I know the anxiety of loosing your books vs loosing your remaining gold.
It was level 2 spiritual weapon. Someone owes Matt an apology
And she changed it to a level 3.
@@cussundriakneal9904 I mean it doesnt matter 2nd and 3rd level do the same damage for spiritual weapon
He wasn’t gonna say anything to Laura though- not if he wanted to get out of that room alive 😂
@ this is the spell description from the book homie "At Higher Levels: When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 3rd level or higher, the damage increases by 1d8 for every two slot levels above the 2nd." 2nd and 3rd level spiritual weapon does the same damage as does 4th and 5th, and 6th and 7th
It was definitely cast as Level 3 so she was right m.ruclips.net/video/aQxpxWz38P8/видео.html 1:05:00
I think travis feared for his life when Marisha raged 😂
The self awareness of Laura, knowing that some people may not understand that she is still there to have fun and that she doesn't want her frustration to interrupt the game, is honestly impressive and heartwarming. "I'M PREGNANT!"
Twice as cool when the person she gets really pissed at for laughing is Travis. I thought she was snapping at Liam or Marisha for a second, but, no, she rages at her husband.
I've played plenty of dnd campaigns with barbarians and "uh, I would like to rage" is still such a funny phrase to me.
"Your coin purses are gone..."
*everyone gasps*
"AND! We are gonna take a break!"
*Marisha rages and walks off camera*
Matt: I love that woman!
xD
Travis giving Laura that long, loving but still teasing look is so adorable. I want a marriage like theirs some day :3
Grog never rage quits, he rage starts.
They do a good job of avoiding actual super rage moments. These were pretty tame.
Aw, Laura! :D Your emotions are relevant in any case!
Nothing speaks to me quite like Laura's dice rage. The dice never work out for her, and she's always so frustrated. And that feels like the story of my gaming career, haha.
Three thing, First "IM PREGNANT". - Laura/Best part😂 Second, "I love that woman"! - Matt/Sweetest Part🤗 and Third, "Do I have my Motherf@#ing books".- Liam/Funniest Part😆. I love these people so much thank you Critical Role, thank you.
I remember when travis was getting pissed at orion for taking up pretty much an hour for himself while power gaming
I love how pissed Beau got when she found out the thieves were kids. You could tell she was thinking "can I get away with saying it's in character to beat the shit out of these children?"
3:19, I just wanted to give her a hug at this moment. She sounded so disappointed and sad. Her sadness makes me sad for some reason. 😂😂😂😂💙
4:24, and then that quick “I’m pregnant!”.
I found this video when looking for Laura's pregnant rage, and I love it. I die every time I see here storming off, snarling those words, "I'm pregnant!". It's just so full of parental humor, making it even better in my opinion.
Laura: gets angry
Sam being his usual humble self: bad dice, bad dice!!!!
I think he's just trying to stay on her good side so she doesn't go after him. I mean, Travis is on the other side of the table. Taliesin is far less likely to do or say something stupid that could piss her off, so...
Travis screaming off camera still one of the funniest moments in all of CR in my eyes
What episode is the first one where Grog eats the chair?
Episode 17: ruclips.net/video/QDdT5UqGaDw/видео.html
i believe its like 23, i know its after the trial of the take Pt.2
It’s right after his fight in the Crucible
I thought it was before that since Orion is still there.
Micah Amey Orion didn’t leave until they went to Whitestone, so up until around episode 30
Laura’s “I’M PREGNANT” as she leaves the table always gets me 😆
Fjord is depressed while Beau is ready to go full khorne
Aw Matt’s “I love that woman” is so pure ☺️
When I first started watching CR I thought “will Laura ever use I’m pregnant as an excuse to get angry?” I laughed so hard when she did!
Holy CRAP I loved this so much! LOL...Thank you for these moments! :D
In the second video clip I thought travis actually just took a bite out of a piece of wood. It took me a couple times to get it.
I wouldn't put it past him tbh, gnawing through a piece of wood when he gets pissed is exactly the kind of thing I can see him doing
The whiplash between Beau and Keyleth is so good! XD
Loving these flashbacks :D
What Laura said "I'm pregnant" what I heard "i understand that this isn't serious and just need a moment to chill"
Thanks TP. I needed this today. :D
6:52 I just love Travis reaction so much!
Laura's face when she hears that the coin purse is missing is hilarious
dude the way liam's face just drops when he realizes that caleb's books might be gone is so funny to me
I love that the candles give Travis cat ears durring the missing coin purse part
Ref, the last clip:
There are certain "when you need it, you NEED it" spells that are often overlooked, that should always be at least considered. One of which, is locate object.
Vox Machina and the Mighty Nein would like to rage!
I love how proud and happy Travis is when someone says his catchphrase
YAHEARDABOUTACRITICALROOOOLE
i love how i came looking for players raging at players but i just can't find that. lots of love in that table.
I love listening to Ashley, I imagine Ellie roleplaying...she always wanted to play games with other kids.
travis’ reactions are literally the best
Grog being so mad, that he would not notice her was eating a slab of wood he pulled from the table is totally a "Grog Moment".
I picture Pike going "I would like to Rage!" and Grog just the picture of pride :P
This made me feel more human! Thanks!
You're welcome, Happy Thursday Critter:)
This brings a point to me playing in televised games like this puts all your rolls decisions and rules knowledge under a microscope like she rolls a 1 and he says if they do it wrong they won't hear the end of it on the internet.
I love the party being so pissed and getting combat blue balls
"I love that woman."
Why do I like this so much