Daz Watches Four Year Old Daughter Spray Tan's
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1:23 "naturally beautiful pageant princess" she says while changing every natural aspect of her child...
I died when she said that cause I was like: tf honey are you for real!!! XD
No they were saying that she was naturally born beautiful
Your welcome for the 100 like I gave you!
Yupp
Exactly
Harmonize with me Daz!
“SHEEEEEEEEEEE’S FOURRRRRRR!”
That shit got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂
SHEEEEEEEEEEEE’S FOURRRRRRr
Codboimaster 4000 are you on fire?
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'SSSSSS FOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!~~~~
SSSSSHHHHHHHEEEEEEEE’SSSSSSSS FFFFFFOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“She’s prayed to Jesus to make her brown.”
“I’ve prayed to Jesus to make me BrOWniEs.”
I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂
Sameee xd 😂🤣😂🤣
😆 lol
Sad 🥺😭☹️☠️ I love brownies 😊✨❤️💰
I THOUGHT HE SAID BROWN KNEES 💀
LOL
i do pageants, but i am also 14. and yes as you said. “when they lose, do they just think their not beautiful enough?” yes. that is how we feel. ask any pageant girl.
That’s kinda sad because even without the win they are still beautiful 😔
Then don’t do the pageants, it’s not worth it.
Is it your choice to do them or do your parents make you
that’s so sad🤨
Late to the game but agreed. Going into a pageant was the worst decision of my life. I had to drop out because my eating disorder got so bad.
"child slave lAborrr" I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY SODA
Dont choke... inhale
@@creepscreak4361 😂😂
He sister sung that for a real one 😌
Angelimmme I almost choked on my tea lol
😂😂😂
Is it weird that I instantley read comments and smile at the wholesomeness of dazis fans.
Hey Gloria XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love the name sis
Yassssssss
I've just read "Nazis fans" I was like "wHaT ?!" 😂
@@pateachou7244 i did too!
Ignoring the fact that these children are always adorable before all the makeup an I personally like that this child thinks dark skin is beautiful but her mother is embracing that in the wrong way!
right! like i love that she’s raising her daughter to not be hateful, but this was just too much
Ikrrrrr
exactly, she should teach her daughter to appreciate different races and cultures. It’s cool that she has different skin toned dolls, but the mother shouldn’t be influencing her child to do blackface.
@@livvyyyyyyyyyyy this.
Agreed. She's such a beautie. But im most certainly against pagents for children in general. But at least it looks like she enjoys it
Child: crying and yelling : i dont like it!
Adult’s word’s: SHE LOVES IT GOD DAMMIT
"LINDA IS THAT ENCOURAGING SLAVE LABOR?!"
- Daz Games 2019
I literally scrolled down to this comment as he said this🙃
@@p0_0ppy26 dude I did the exact same thing!
"RESEARCH"
Lmao
p0_0ppy yo me too
Daz: SHEEEEEEES FOOUUURRRR
Simon: presses golden buzzer
I agreed!!!
I AGREE!!😄😄😄
You know it’s good when Simon presses that big gold buzzer
Gotta respect
Yes
imagine the judges:
“this kid got disciplined and made fun of by her mother for not dancing properly, lost sleep and time for food by practicing for this day, got a tan at 4 years old for this day, and got peer pressured by adults to put on makeup that could cause harm to the TODDLER”
judge: *eh, 3/10*
Too right
Y e s
😞 disgusting, she should be at the park, going down slides, getting dirty, having tea parties with her stuffed animals… and nappinggg
Mum’s feelings through emojis
Happy=😃
Sad=😃
Angry=😃
Nervous=😃
Depressed=😃
Bored=😃
In pain=😃
“Ready for a spray tan?”
🎶🎵SHHHEEEE’S FOOOUUUUURRR🎵🎶
👁👄👁🤣
XD
Perfect
I loved this part. When you get so annoyed, you have to sing what you want to say! 😂
👁👄👁
“She’s four!!” The singing was spot on!😄
Agreed
Yep
l agreed
5:21 is the time when he says it
For real😧
Attention everyone Daz’s new hit single is now out it’s called
🎶She’sssss fouuurrrrr🎶
Daz: what is she a cat that can’t get comfortable
Also Daz: *purrrrr*
3:35
Ali: “ I like tanning so I can get BROWWNNN LIKKE BEONCÈ”
Daz: “YOOOOUUUUU dont know what you likeee”.
Morgan true
BEYONCÈ*
LIKEEE - A*
Beyoncè*
right true
"While my country is trying to leave the EU, I am trying to leave the planet."
IM GONE
Riley Thiede where have u gone
Mars?
I feel u Riley, MAY I JOIN YOU!!!
All these politicians and now THIS!!!
Trying is the key word here because they are still not out :P
@@5mincer... They are now
6:10 can just imagine the kid being in the salon and saying "I want to be Beyonce" and the assistant saying "well I wanna be the next superstar too, but life's a shithouse ain't it!" :P
all funny jokes aside, this is the mom's fault with her, her being like "black/African-american" is terrible. The mom should've shut this down but she didnt. Her being 4 in all she just came out and she doesn't have a good idea how bad this is.
Same way many black parents (not just pageants) try to make their 4 yr old little ones look white with the blonde wigs and white foundation
@@lamiaal3598 what the fuck are you talking about?
@@lamiaal3598 give me links + sources.
@@MinSuga-ze9vt Nigga just go to Kenya, Ghana, Ethiopea where I am from, and see with your own eyes. But if you're too narrow and American to stretch your brain out to other countries/cultures outside the US, research black children's pageants
Ye I agree the daughter doesn't know how wrong it is she just see someone she idolises and wants to be like her
*”she looks like a blond dora”*
*I CANT ANYMORE😂😂😂*
hxnnaheve lol *blonde
"that Beyonce is BLAAAAAAAAACK. The child is whiter than the MILKY WAY" 😂😂😂
He was talking about the British Milky Way chocolate bars, the inside of them is white, not the American ones or the galaxy lol
@@drwilsonstoenailpolish3194 Okay???
@@lillymearkley1939 yo do you got a parrot
I’m whiter than the milky way
@@janedullard8463 course you are, your name is jane😂 same way I have a white name
"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURR" got me dying, also, anyone else that re-watches daz's old videos??
2024 anyone?
hereee
MEEEE
YAA :D
Mom: “She doesn’t have the best rhythm.”
Me: She 👏 is 👏 FOUR! 🎶
👏
You and i have a very similar opinion
@@Its-Northyboyo530 exactly
LOL
@@Its-Northyboyo530 same here!
BloodmoonTheHybrid Flame22 you and literally anyone with common sense🍉
"One thing I've noticed that she'll struggle with...is that Beyoncé is BLAAAACK!" 😂😂😂 I love how you just scream out loud what everyone is thinking. 😂
Daz:” can i just get the money?”
Me: dieing in agreement
There is something about that mother’s stare that deeply unsettles me on a primal level.
We seriously need a 'LOW DISK SPACE' Compilation 😂
Miki Arsic yoooo whatsup
Yea
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ruclips.net/video/ivPrEJokmcc/видео.html
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"My daughter is natural" FIVE MINUTES LATER SHE IS GETS SPRAY TAN
I'm the one thousandth like 😋
@@lexiskingdom5025 Lies
How
Itz lone Wolf
Idiot
he’s literally my life support😩 HES THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE RN
I hope you're okay bestie
I hope you're okay bestie
Daz: LINDA, IS THAT CHILD SLAVERY LABOR?
Sarah: 👁👄👁
Lady: So, are you ready to get spray tanned?
Daz: 🎵SHEEEEEE'S FOOOOoooUUR!🎵
AHAHAHAHAHA
LOLLLLLL
Lmao
Lmfao
Fr Lmaoo🤣🤣☠☠
“SHEEEEEEEESSSSS FOOOOOUUUURRRRRRRR” daz=best singer of the decade 😂
5:21 😭😂
Ofc he is
WHAAAAAT IIIISS DEDICAAAAAATTTTEEEEE
So true
I agree with you mate lmao 😂
I love how every time he compares the mums to air hostesses 😂
5:55 my god Linda can do everything
Mom-“She’s prayed to Jesus that he would make her brown”
Daz-“ I’ve prayed to Jesus that someone would make me brown EES!”
Shenny Boi I read that whilst they were saying it. 👌perfect sink
Shenny Boi same tbh
RandomDrawings PERFECT S I N K
Shenny Boi...CHEESECAKE BROWNIE BOTTOM BROWNIES! 🤤 🤤 🤤
RandomDrawings | it’s sync, but you should keep that sink
“Is that too tight?”
“YeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeSsSsSsSsS”
“Okay!” **pulls even tighter**
@Jessica_vandenHeever Heever
2:51
How Daz repeated that yeeeeeeees part made me laugh so hard and I had to keep replaying it LOLOL
I watch ur channel!!
WatermelonGirl 1803 omg yes 😂😂
Girl says: mom that’s good! :D 😂👌 I’m DEAD
“Is she a cat that can’t get comfortable?!??”
Meanwhile my cat trying to get comfy on my lap: 👁👄👁
Allyson: I dont wanna put on my eyelashes.
Daz: OF COURSE YOU DONT LOVE CUS YOU GOT YOUR OWN ALREADY
“what did she win did she get elected pope?!” IM CRYIIIIING!!!!😂😂😂
We seriously need a ‘LINDA!’ Compilation 😂
Yes
FiftyShadesOfGreyUk i’m on it
Agreed.
Yaaaas
Yup
“Sheeeeeeeees fouuuurrrrrrrr” such a majestic voice 😂
I will say tho Emmerald was on this episode and she genuinely loved pageants, both her and her mum were so nice to watch! You could tell the mum didn’t force the child, she never went full glitz cos she liked her daughters natural beauty and Emmerald literally walked on the stage with so much joy. So pageants aren’t all bad.
Daz's neighbors " Poor Linda, her husband is always yelling at her to do stuff"
Daz in the backround " LINDAAAA!!"
Lmaooo
“He must keep her locked up. I never even see her leave the house!”
“LINDAAAAA”
It's not his wife
Kermit The Frog I know it’s just a joke
RYLEE SCHUBERT wait is Linda just a made up person :o
'and while my country is trying to leave the EU....'
*"I'm just trying to leave this planet"*
a big fat *mood*
MEEEEEE
I read that the exact time he said it😂
DarkPhoenixx :3 u r so fucking me 😂😂😂
IKR AHAHHAH
Daz: “Sarah do you want a tan?”
Sarah: “uh did my dad just ask if I want a tan?”
😂😂😂😂🙌🏻
4:49 WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE JAMES CHARLES!?!?
The mum is like, ‘my daughters pretty but she has no talent.’
Oof
lol
big oof..
So true
Your mum must be blind.
Mom: she doesn’t have the best rhythm
Daz: ShEs FoUrrrrrr ShE jUsT caMe Out YOuR woMB
kids often have flippant thoughts of "i want to be a different colour" because they're curious to know what it's like. as a kid i sometimes wanted to be white and have blonde hair because that's what my best friend looked like. but this is on another level. this can't just be the kid's idea, and i know that's obvious already but i just wanna say for the record that being curious about other skin tones/hair types/face shapes isn't a problem when a kid is still learning, but committing to changing that about yourself is when it becomes a problem, especially if the parent is encouraging it
It likes a freaking jellyfish swimming right towards her mom” got me laughing so hard for some reason
Daz hears the $500... "What SARAH HAVE YOU EVER WANTED A TAN"🤑🤑😂😂😂😂
Omg😂
I'm surprised the workers even allowed a 4-year-old child get a spray tan, like wtf
*LINDA*
CALL CHILDLINE
Omg a fellow tree bro👁👁
08001111
@@vocasoti Why hello there
@Linda Miscandlon Thanks, Linda 😂😂
😂😂
1:14. “I can’t stop fucking smiling😂😂
If he was in the talent show he would win every time ! He so serious and funny at the same time 😂
Lady: are you ready to get spray tanned
Daz:SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIISSSSSSS FFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOUUUUURRRRR
Bach Nigeria *she's four
Tracey Rodrigues IIIIIIIIITTTTTTSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAA JJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE CHIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL THHHEEEEE FFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK DOOOOWWWWWWWWNNN
@@gachagerbil3088 IIIIIIIIIIIII DDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT KKKKKKKKKKKNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOO PPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEE HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPP MMMMMMMMEEEEE PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSSE AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU MMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS. GGGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRBBBBBBBIIIIIIIL BBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYEEEEEEE
Bach Nigeria that’s true I like your statement
StarLight Gacha lol okay you got me
WaS sHe ElEcTeD *pOpE?!?!*
I snorted.
Me too
i was boutta comment about it but then i saw ur comment but yeah i choked on my cheerios 😂
@@sourad.e5661 sowwy
Ba Swarb I cant deal
I would like but I don't want too ruin your 666 likes 😂👌
Daz:making all the funny stuff in this video that and cure anyone's depression such as :SHEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S. FOURRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
5:19 everyone give it up for daz
👏👏👏👏👏
SHEEESSS FOOOUUURR
Simon presses golden button
Other people's fears: spiders, snakes,frogs,etc.
Daz's fears: fake eyelashes
Yessssss
My fear is glitter, it SCARES me!
My fear is tiny holes😔😂
My fear is slime. ITS TOO GOOY!
Wait you guys fear frogs too? My friends think I’m weird for it.
“LINDA!! IS THAT ENCOURAGING CHILD SLAVE LABOR?!?”
I literally read this as he was saying it... weird lol
@@phoebe425 same lol
@@phoebe425 same
"RESEARCH!!!"
I’ve answered
Daz is the best youtuber
“I just want to give her the world” meanwhile your eyes are rolling back into their sockets
3:42 " Was she a cat which cant get comfortable?", I friggin' died🤣, totally relatable with cat owners!
OML IM WEAK 😂😂
Me at 4 years old: *MUM WHERE IS MY NINTENDO*
These kids: *MUM WHERES MY SPRAY TAN, HAIR EXTENSIONS AND SEPHORA MAKEUP*
Daz: LINDAAAAA
Me at 4: "Grandma can i go outside and play?"
lol
Me at 4: *proceeds to torture bugs to death for fun*
Me at 4: **sitting in front of the TV with my brother watching Pokémon**
Daz’s impression of a cat, will never, not make me laugh!
9:33
Daz: who’s counting?
Me:3,4,5, it’s 5
she pulled a reverse michael jackson
😂
😹
Wow😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
OMG AHAHAHA
🤣
"I've prayed to Jesus that someone makes me brownIES"
❤️😂❤️
Omfg I read this just as he was saying it
4:12
Me remembering spinning on my head on the living room carpet when I was 7:... I know, who would EVER do that
The mom:"she looks a little silly but I think it'll be cute"
Daz:"DONT CALL HER SILLY YOUR SILLY mUM"
The receptionist: Are you ready?
Daz: 🎼She’s Four! 🎼
Mom- “She’s prayed to Jesus that he would make her brown.”
Daz- "I’ve prayed to Jesus that someone would make me brown ies."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me- "Same tho."
same
Same here 😂
Me too
XD
Same i have never related to something so much in my life💕💕💕
Daz is an absolute wonderful singer.
the"SARAH, HAVE YOU EVER WANTED A TAN?!"😂 got me
Allyson: *says no 15 times*
Mom: "the getting ready went okay"
You are the only RUclipsr where I don't even have to read the title just click honestly makes me laugh so hard
Same😂
Same😂
Flamingosundew - love the profile pic, by the way 😉
Same
Same
9:28 ✨Life lesson with Daz✨: Consent is extremely important.
“Do you see me putting on fake eyelashes?” BECAUSE YOURS ARE BEAUTIFUL
Mom: do your beyonce move
Kid: * does beyonce move
Daz: * makes fun of beyonce move
Mom: i know its a bit silly but-
Daz: DONT MAKE FUN OF YOUR DAUGHTER
BAHAHAH ITS SO IRONIC
There’s a difference poking fun at someone else’s kid and making fun of your own.
Daz is doing it all in fun. The mum is being dead serious.
@@owenwatkins9490 lmao it’s a joke, and the mother only called it silly. No need to take it personal sheeeesh
Only Daz is allowed to do that.
Tanning lady: "You wanna be that brown let's see if we can do that for ya"
Daz: *looks at doll*
Daz: "That's not brown that's African American"
😂😂😂😂😂
I read this while he said it 😂😂😂
7:30 a shit crown from eBay 😂😂😂😂
The therapist: what are you afraid of?
Other: ghost, spider, monter, scary animals, shooting range and killer
Daz: bloody fake eyelids!
whose afraid of shooting ranges? they are by design some of the safest most controlled places to use a gun?
Literally no soul ever:
Daz: 🗣LINDA🗣
“This house has too much BEEEEIIIGE!!”
😆 I love how Daz’s reflexive defense mechanism is criticizing people’s decor.
He’s right tho, it looks weird
Hānā Lol true. Too much of any color would look odd.
Like in the last video when the mother had a horse head statue and there was a branch sticking out of its mouth then the top of its head what the frick is even that what kind of statue was that I swear it if you just glanced it it looked like it was choking on Barbie doll parts what even is that?
"Guys were back again with another popular series of Daz Games."
"CHiLd SlAvE LabOR."✨✨✨✨✨
it’s that “work smile” you have to give when you work in hospitality
Fave part:
"im sorry, this whole hou- theres too much BEIGE!!!" 😂🤣😭😂🤣😭
Jesus Christ its dull
I read your name as Gordon Ramsey for some reason...
When your voice goes high you sound like Elmo with a British accent 😂
Oh my lord
Jimena Barandiaran yes he does I didn’t realize that
LMAO
Yep, I agree
Same here 😂
08:05 "what is that, it looks like a jelly fish is swimming at her mum" i can't 😂
2:59 this part had me spit my food out
“SHHeEesSsSs FOUUUUUUrRrRrR”
I've literally changed voice activation from "Alexa" to "Linda" just to feel like Daz does lmao
Omg that's genius 😂
Ok so correct me if I’m wrong but you can only change the ‘wake word’ to “Alexa”, “Amazon” or one other thing (Definitely not “Linda”). So either I’m wrong or you need to stop lying for likes.
Dear Daz,
I just want to say thank you so much for being the amazing person you are. You have honestly made me such a better person, you've made me laugh, cry, cringe, shout and more alongside you. You've stopped me from self harming, being depressed, and you and your channel have helped me overcome my anxiety. I'm so grateful to you and couldn't ask for anything more. I hope you see this so that you know how many people you help, inspire and motivate by doing what you do. I don't expect to hear anything back from you but if you do see this I hope I've made your day as happy as you have made everyday for me. Thanks again, Daz. Ily ❣
Man writ the bible for someone that doesn’t read comments
@@monstrouself3102 xD
monstrouself That’s epic
oh shut the cliche, sappy-ass letter, sorry it's just my opinion
edit: I didn't read the stop from self harm bit so sorry lmao
@@gulshannaseem786 yeah cause that's fucking funny isn't it 😡
5:33 "I like tanning so I can't BrEoWn like bEoNCaE" 😂😂
Am I the only one here In 2023 😭
Me too lol!
No
No, I’m watching it again in 2024 😂
2024 gang
5:26
Daz: SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS FFFFFFFOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR
ARE WE GONNA IGNORE THAT GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL SINGING LIKE THAT WAS SO ON TUNE
TRUE!
Yeetus Deletus it was 5:20
2:09 i love how straight your face was during that scream
"oh I'm sorry is she getting married!? Because that's a bride outfit!" 🤣🤣😭 I'm dieing with laughter 🤣
"I prayed to Jesus that someone makes me brownies..." I died